DAN EDITION >Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious thread >>154748294
First for the one true Dan.
It's happening.
Who will survive? Anyone?
Can't wait for Dan's return and a 9-6 in Nagoya!
>>154779458>and a 9-6 in NagoyaThis
>>154779470It's okay, if he is a yokozuna level as people say he is, he should have no problem rebounding with 3 double digit scores with a yusho sprinkled in for an ozeki repromotion in march 2027
>>154779497Hell, Kirishima's doing it now, although it remains to be seen if he can get another yuusho when he's no longer the last man standing in the sanyaku.
>>154779612I believe in him... when there's no one else left to believe in.
>>154779803Bike posters unite!
>>154779612I like how you take it for granted that he's going to win this ongoing one and not spectacularly choke.
>>154780183Everyone who could realistically beat him had a bad case of exploding knees.
Torikumi is out for tomorrow, Kirishima fights fish jr, WTK vs Monke, Kusano gets Ura
>>154780293Famous last words before an inexplicable Day 14 loss to Churanoumi
Wakatakagake is never gonna make ozeki bros
>>154780293He's still got to face Kotoeiho, Atamifuji (who beat him in January), and someone else, possibly Ura or Tobizaru?
>>154780438...and that's okay
He can still do it.
I'll be in Tokyo in September and there's a basho, have any of you been to one? any advice on getting tickets or anything in general?
>>154780786Make sure to stick to the gaijin only section
>>154780786Good luck, I hear it's tough. Make sure you check the schedule to buy them right when they go on sale.
>>154780786I went to the Kyushu basho last year. Tickets are a pain in the dick to get because the website crashes from all the traffic. Dunno how the resellers work, but that's your next best option. You'll want to look at the arena and figure out what seats you want to get; the actual seat seats are way back in the nosebleeds, while the decent seats are just cushions on a bleacher. You can kind of see how it's set up in the picture, but that booth in the back is meant to seat four sitting seiza-style, but it can very comfortably seat two if you want to stretch your legs out.You're welcome to show up whenever you'd like, but I'd avoid trying to get in right before makuuchi starts. I went in while the Juryo matches were going on. If you want to be there longer, there's a fuckton of food stalls out front that serve all kinds of goodies.
>>154780876Never noticed those booths with the back rests before. Those look like the way to go, if you can.
>other thread got delete while this shitpost stays upReally now.Clown parade all around honestly.
Where do I watch these Natto videos everyone keeps mentioning?
>>154781463On Natto's website.
This shit is so hard
Thanks for linking to the post, now I'm gonna die to fucking NHK ninjas.
>>154781538I gotchu
>>154779967Is there any rikishi, past or present, who is known to ride particularly nice bikes? Most of them just seem to ride shitbikes or memes.
>>154781393Shouldn't have disrespected Dan.
>>154781607One.
>>154781607Is this a nice one? I don't know road bikes.
>>154781607
>>154781555Thanks ano-AAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEE
>>154781676>Heh, see you in Juryo kid-ACK!!!
>>154781676>filename
>>154781607These E-bikes are becoming more common for rikishi
>>154781607Tbh old style bikes have more soul
>>154781709I wonder if Takerufuji knows that "mate" can mean either "friend" or "intercourse".
>>154781725It's some Euro brand, no one cares, especially in japan.
>>154781709Man Takerufuji looks so distinctive, he's so cool. So far he seems a lock for a Makuuchi return since we have Tamawashi (pbuh), Oshoumi, and Ryuden more or less set on dropping down, and as it currently stands he's the highest mathing Juryo rikishi.
What the fuck x2
While I'm drinking I gotta say a piece about Fujinokawa.Okay so at first I was into the whole manlet-climbing-Makuuchi thing. When he got his first KK in the joi I was happy for him. But like, holy shit man I'm so sick of the blatant mattas this faggot pulls. Today's matta against Daieisho was fucking horrific, Daieisho's fists weren't even remotely close to going down, begging the question of just what Fujinokawa is reacting to. Is he just hoping to get lucky? It honestly looks that way.And this was the tachiai the gyoji allowed. I went from loving this guy to hating this guy in the space of like three fights.
>>154781892Bro loves his cup therapy
>>154782002On top of cupping everywhere, he has tape on his shoulder, on his biceps and a sleeve on his elbow. At that point just amputate the whole arm.
>>154781971Rewatched it, that loss is on Daieisho.Yes Fujinokawa moved before Dai's hands were fully down, he started on their slow descent, the hands don't have to touch the ground.Daieisho reacted to slow to a rikishi that even a newfag knows is going to try and get an edge at the tachiai.Not a matta.
>>154782102>Yes Fujinokawa moved before Dai's hands were fully downThis is just you acknowledging that Fujinokawa commit an uncalled matta. Cope, seethe, dilate.
>>154782111>This is just you acknowledging that Fujinokawa commit an uncalled matta. Cope, seethe, dilate.This is you admitting you don't understand sumo and are looking for more things to get angry about.I'm not the one seething here.
>>154781971Daiesho didn't fully put his hands on the dohyo but many rikishi don't either. They will just swipe it quickly. It's not fujinokawas fault that he is faster than other rikishis. The matta before was blatant but the next one was fine.
>>154782129>>154782133Fujinokawa right now is at Hiradoumi 2024 levels of uncalled mattas. You aren't going to convince me of anything, the guy's just fighting like an assjob who knows that sometimes gyojis don't call bullshit.
>>154782149I'm not trying to convince you of anything because I truly don't care what you think.That wasn't a matta though.Keep being angry, it's funny.
>>154782173Keep seething :)
Dip
>>154782149If Daieisho didn't want to fight then maybe he shouldn't have touched the dohyo when fujinokawa was already in the air.
>>154782294Be careful, the brit might project some buzzwords at you for disagreeing.
Whining about mattas is for bitches. If the gyoji tells you to fight, then fight or lose.
>>154782471
>>154782471>Rikishi numbers approaching historical lows>"If your opponent cheats you, get over it faggot">"Also the summer tour is fucking huge now to make sure everyone gets injured"The purpose of sumo is to please the Gods and they're obviously not happy right now.
>>154782885>cheatsTime to stop drinking, Brit.
>>154782914The proof is in the pudding, and the pudding is showing historically low rikishi numbers. Nobody wants to partake in a faggy "sport" where cheaters are allowed to win. They hated Jesus for he spoke the truth.
>>154782926
>>154782950>They hated Jesus for he spoke the truth
>>154782957Laughter is a bit different than hate.Go have another beer, you need it.
Takarafuji's intai ceremony on 31st
>>154782977>We're mocking you!>That means we're in the right!Fucking lmao I can't do this shit.
>>154782885>"If your opponent cheats you, get over it faggot">cheatsIf you're not ready to fight, don't put both fists down. Simple as.
>>154778944D U B SAN
What happens to a rikishi once they reach juryo/makuuchi? Do they leave their heya and go to live/train somewhere else? I've been watching some of the futagoyama videos on youtube but I haven't seen Roga anywhere. Do professional wrestlers reside in some special place reserved just for them? Who do they fight to practice and improve?
>>154778944>DANA rikishi so shit that he set records for shitiness.
>>154783064Juryo usually gets you a private bedroom and most Makuuchi wrestlers live outside their stable. They will still train in their stable most days, however sekitori will also train at other stables (degeiko) on a regular basis.
>>154783059outfuckingskilled
>>154783095babbs be chimping out about dan against lol
Sure do wish FutaGAYama faggots would stay on their reddit board where they belong. Why do those sissies insist on shilling their gay homosexuality here?
>>154783059now post the hakuho bout where he cried like a bitch for an uncalled matta
I don't see how Hakuhomosexuals can simp for a guy with zero hinkaku. Real sumo fans don't rate him
I guess this is a bait thread now.
>>154783191>nowDid you see the op?
>>154783161I think you mean cried like a Brit, because there wasn't actually a false start.
>>154783213>Did you see the op?its a pic of the guy leading the basho, retard. why are you so easily baited?
Tom is now guaranteed to be out of the top tier on the next banzuke, should he intai or should he keep collecting his salary for a few months until he gets shitted out the ass end of juryo
>>154783213The correctly formatted OP? Yes, I saw it. Looks better than last time. Glad to see Danfag is improving.
>>154783266Danchads have always been the best posters on /sumo/
Aonishiki's mysteriously broken tailbone was from this guy burying his face too deep in there
>>154783103Very interesting, thanks!
>>154783251How is it guaranteed?
>>154783651Not that Anon, but even if he won out he would need some serious luck to stay.
>>154783711So it's not guaranteed, now is it.I STILL BELIEVE
>>154783103>train in their stables most daysThere's about 6 weeks between every basho, and the sekitori spend over 4 of them now on tour across the country.
>>154783560>>154783103>sekitori will also train at other stables (degeiko) on a regular basisOne thing to keep in mind is that while degeiko is done at other stables, but the stables are usually within the same ichimon (clans of related stables).
>>154783728They don't do jungyo every break though.
>>154783727Never said it was. I believe he should have quit years ago.
>unable to watch tournament>Tobizaru dominationWhat the fuck is going on. Can the killer of Teru do it??
>>154783890His record against Wakatakakage doesn't bode well for that outcome.
>>154782149how does anyone actually get put in a disadvantage by matta?like almost any matta I seen the other guy just stands up and pretends he wasn't ready yet, hell when Asakoryu had 3 in a row I 100% pinned that on the other guy because how are you gonna act like you aren't ready to tachiai after 2 matta?To me it seems like there's actually no downside to just pretending you weren't ready if the other guy is fasterToday was literally the only time I've ever seen anyone get off that much faster and the other rikishi didn't look ready but they continued anyway.
F=m*aAsakoryu and Fujinokawa are midgets, so they try to start before their opponent so they can gather more speed when they collide, thereby compensating for their lack of mass.
Fujiseiun robbed or what?Anyway, kinda random pairing, sekiwake-maegashira6 (5-6 both), no?
>>154785591The banzuke is so empty that the joi goes down that far.
>>154783727Give Tamawashi all your energy bros>or a functioning ankle
>>154783728>stables
>>154783977Ah. Well I'd be happy if Waka won the whole thing.But a Tobi cup would be absolute keks
>>154779967the word printed on the bike reads as ma-TEH, which means "wait" in Japanese.
>>154783890Tobizaru was a prospect briefly once upon a time.
Legendary monkey.
why does everyone love tamawashi? is it just cuz he's le old veteran unc still kicking? won't he probably retire if he gets relegated to juryo?
>>154787592Yes
Do we like Kiri?
>>154787592Two time cup winner, Anon.
>>154787692I do.
>>154787592The guy has fought through 4 generations of rikishi. You can tell how competitive he is and how much he hates losing. The will to keep fighting at the top far past when everyone else gave in is laudable, and he's a funny meathead bro kind of guy.
>>154787708I guess what Im asking is what do people usually not like about him?
>>154787728That's a gay question.
Shimpan down. That must have hurt, lol
Well that shut the crowd up.
>>154783059this is some kayfabe shit
>>154788306lol, no.
>>154787592Huge chill dude energy when not attacking your throat.Amazing to think he has set all these top division longevity records while being the only sekitori in a stable of 4-5 most of the time.Currently Katanoami has 3 Rikishi, Tamashoho in Juryo and some kid in Jonidan.
>>154787592>>154788491God please can I have all my niggas back
If you were Dan would you call up shishi and hang out or would you try to distance yourself
>>154787592>>154788491Pic related, Tamawashi doing Butsukari-geiko with his entire stable.Old picture taken sometime before Tamashoho at the front ever made Sekitori.
>>154788518So what happens when Tamawashi retires? Is the oyakata gonna keep two people and pretend it's a real stable, or will he admit he sucks at recruitment and just let it die
>>154788541Depends on if Tamawashi wants to me an elder. Otherwise the current master will basically sell their share to someone else.
Mita removed with one hand by AsahifujiOmori nice throwKaki sameKiryukou outplayed Tenshouyamayou know basho sucks when lower divisions are more exciting than makuuchi..
yuma intai :(
>>154788673shounannoumi will follow
Kirishima dies today.
>kagayaki charges straight forward with his right arm not even jerking slightly toward the dohyo>not a mattaThat was HORSESHIT.
REAL DWARF HOURS
>>154788766sumo man have small brain, please understand
REAL OGRE HOURS
Yeah, I'm thinking Kazuma wins this shitter division.
>Kazuma lose>restart the match>Kazuma wins>It's doneHOLY BASTARD!
>>154788795Mad?
get fucked tohakuryu piece of shit
>>154788795The future of sumo is here. Please don't resist. That'd be rude.
Minatogawa(ex-Takakeisho) on Abema
Ryuden doesn't "lose". He has rough days but that isn't a "loss"
It's now officially over, Tamasisters..How do we cope..
>>154789013with him getting the record of oldest juryo yusho winner in nagoya of course
>>154789013it doesn't feel good to watch him go like this. I hope he doesn't retire but I also feel like he deserves some rest.
Abi mean mug after that win
>>154789013>>154789018>>154789020He's injured, but healing on douhyou doesn't work. He'll do fine in Juryou.
>january: Onosato's streak ends>march: Aonishiki's streak ends>may: Tamawashi's streak endsWho's next?
The Shishi heel arc continues
The white man marches on
Shishi has won more matches than Aonishiki this basho. Let that sink in.
>>154789042Moriurara scores a KK and retires with a loving dog and a wife.
>>154789049Can't keep a good ogre down
God I'm so close
>>154789099this is an invalid bingo card because>ura does a thingjust make that the free space. You gave yourself two free spaces. lame
>>15478909912 days without chiyo henka? I am sure he will bust it out soon
Gonoyama won't have to worry, worry about winning...
>goonoyama edgingmurray...
Onosato's footwork genes are sprayed in the air.
Can hear the tumbleweed rolling today. Makuuchi feels like a ghost town.
>>154789134Are you retarded?
mfw i realize hiradoumi and deisho are not the same person
next you're gonna tell me fujinokawa and midorifuji aren't the same person
This is a funny bit you guys are doing, but Oshoma and Onokatsu really are the same dude, right?
>mfw when Aonishiki and Oho are not the same person
Aonishiki henkaing Tom really soured me on him this basho desu
>>154789149The good stuff should start now so maybe. Lower maegashira was lamer than usual, though, especially with those huge breaks.
>>154789099You should have diagonal bingo, fujinokawa lost hard vs oho, clown basho is free space, im pretty sure tobizaru reached 2nd or 3rd row at some point, hoshoryu kyujo'd on day 1
this nigga doing a front flip just cause
>>154789187>im pretty sure tobizaru reached 2nd or 3rd row at some pointAny idea when? I'll only count it if he got some actual air.
GUSANO
Letting your opponent bend your spine like an accordion didn't work today it seemed
>>154789193he took 'tumbling' classes when he was younger, he knows how to break a fall to avoid injury
>>154789202he should've taken classes to win sumo matches
>>154789203he's having a good basho howeverbeit
>>154789203
>>154789203delete this
they're calling it the least athletic bout of sumo ever put to air
Could have sworn their hands were scraping the ground there.
I thought you did shokkiri before before the match.
>Takanosho bout>ex-Takakeisho talking on ABEMA>"This cocksucker son of a bitch... you know Takanosho was a retarded kid we put a mawashi as a joke? Now he is makuuchi and we need to train him for real...">"Makuuchi? of the lollipop league, right?">Takakeisho giggles>"This dogfaced donut factory graveyard... he is funny, but really stupid"Wtf was that?
Man that was brutal
>>154789164Who is that on the left?
Crazy bout
i can't believe fujinokawa is fucking dead...
wakatakakage is kind of a ten...
>>154789261
I'll call THAT a flying monkey!
lol he tossed his ass out.
>AAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!
>AAAAIIIIEEEE
Playing nigeball here
Tobi was littearlly KEKED!
COMPLETEBROTHERLYSUPLEXATION
>lose ozeki run>start being a gigantic faggot in the ringzero respect for him left
Never sit in the front row at a sumo basho
Wakatakakage taking out the trash
>shodai just standing there
Fish lips KKWe get to see him in the sanyaku for 1 more basho!
> it appears my superiority has led to some controversy...
>>154789352I'm sorry for doubting you grandpa
chiyozuna isnt losing to this fat retard
>>154789374He lost to the fat retard. Also hes had a good recovery from the slow start.
Main event Kirishima
We might have 4 Sekiwake for Nagoya, making the sanyaku number 10 people
>Atamifuji almost vomited before the tachiai>He remained still for fear of a henka (wise of him)>Chiyosoma wins>Atamifuji is the victorThis basho LMAO
>>154780806>>154780786The Nips have arranged it so that, as a gaijin, you are indeed condemned to sit in the gaijin section. It is virtually impossible to access the official site from abroad to buy tickets. It is set up so that priority is given to the Japanese site and local sales outlets.So either you have Japanese friends who can buy tickets for you, or you are condemned to resellers. And then there are the fun Japanese laws that the Nips naturally have to navigate around (just think of the special prizes at the pachinko). Officially, tickets are not allowed to be resold at 'excessive profits,' so via resellers, you usually get an annoying guide on top of that who sits giving commentary in 'Perfect Engrish' for a few hours into a lousy earpiece. And the exorbitant surcharge is supposedly officially not for the tickets, but for that guide.Those darn Nips! God, I love them and I love Sumo!
JUST EAT THE DAMN ORANGE
AIEEEE
holy
HOLY SHIT
Chokashima
damn that was some effort by Kotoeiho
Now that was some high level sumo
kiriGODma
HOLY SHITDON'T SKIP YOUR SHIKO KIDS
Wow what an utchari from Kirishima
rematch
Tha's a Kiri win. Impressive as fuck
Damn I had a good post ready, had Kirishima lost.
My ozeki
webm anon where the fuck are you
Can't decide whether this or the FujiFuji fight was the best of the day.
The great advantage of the Mongols is that they don't care about breaking their heads in falls: Hoshoryu losing his scalp, Kirishima breaking his forehead... Kotoeiho lost because he tried to break his fall with his arm. Here, it's either you die or you don't win.Impressive.
>>154789450*Yokozuna (soon)
that was 100% bullshit and should have been torinaoshi bare minimum. They just want kirishima to hit yokozuna so they don't have to rely on onosato or hoshoryu anymore. Watch kirishima hit yokozuna then proceed to be kotozakura-post-knees skill forever after.
Kotoeiho's first opponent above maegashira 8. Ridiculous.
Lmao at Atami just slowly standing up to avoid henka. And that utchari from Kiri surely made Wakamotoharu proud.
>>154789474He's definitely fighting WTK tomorrow or on senshuraku and probably Yoshinofuji
>>154789470retard
>>154789482no u
>>154789470>mutt flag>doesnt understand basic sumo rulesMany such cases!
This should've been gunbai dori bare miniumum because i just don't really like kirishima that much
>>154789481Still gonna be difficult to call that earned if he wins. They used to match low maegashira rikishi in contention with sanyaku before they even got a KK and now they won't even match them with high maegashira.
>>154789538What sanyaku? there is no sanyaku left besides 2 sekiwake who are barely scraping a KK
>>154789555Read.
>>154789565you know not what you ask of him.
>>154789565https://sumodb.sumogames.de/Query_bout.aspx?show_form=0&rank1=m18-m10&rank2=k-y&offset=600They didntYou can see a sea of day 10-day 15 with an occasional day 9 all the way to 1957The list shrinks even more if you put <8 wins with all of the fights in past 30 year happening during the last 3rd of a basho
Haven't watched today's matches yet but i have heard there was some controversy on one of the matches with the victory awarded to a rikishi that had stepped outside or some shit and everybody missing it (no mono ii)Can you niggas tell me in which match it happens?
>>154789807Oshoma slapped the ground but it didn't get called for whatever fuckin' reason today.
>>154789861Thank you anonJust went and watched that one before the rest out of curiosityOn live it didnt seem that egregious like he just grazed it or whatever but on slo mo you see him literally dragging the fingers, he even kicks up a bit of clayWeird shit that it wasn't called
>>154789861He fucking shoveled sand from the dohyo and no-one noticed that?
>>154789943They didn't post that bout (or maybe deleted after) on the jsa youtube channel
>>154789481wtf
>>154789943oof, shimpan and the gyoji are getting their salary cut for that
>>154789943NOKOTTA NOKOTTA
>>154790043SOMALI!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AwapW2YxogMita vs AsahifujiLmao
>>154790206some anime shit
>>154790206lol
>>154789452THIS!I'm missing all the matches.
>>154790206>>154790261>>154790274That's actually 5head move. He wont fuck up his knee just to get shitty sandanme yusho. He took the loss and can now heal for July. Btw out of his 6 wins, 4 were hatakikomi.
>>154790370fucking hell great job
>>154790206wow such a real fightglad they fixed the match fixing
>>154790370Holy fuck, what a recovery.
Natto bros, why is the site asking for a login all of a sudden?
>>154790424It has always asked itlargesushi
>>154790444I prefer my sushi normal sized for easier eating
7-way Playoff in Makushita!>>154790444Thank you.
>>154790541Holy fucking kino
>>154790541I know about Omori but who else is on the up and up here
>>154790620The only thing I know about Tanji is that he slept though one of this bouts a few months ago.Mudoho is Oho's bro, was already in juryo.Akua is also a former Juryo guy, know for throwing a shit ton of salt.
>>154790901cinema
>>154790922That left leg slide was crucial
>>154790922formidable stoic gaijin vs shameful soifacing nipponese
wheres the webbum of wakatakakage hurling tobizaru into the crowd
>>154790982That white shirt guy looks like he got pulled straight out of 1994>>154790987That was fucking ridiculous
in light of recent humiliations, its an honor to be joined by men.and not faggot ass corn holing, injured ukranians like the one that flaked out of this basho, he should fuckin DIE
>>154791353You know the chanko makes you emotional
>>154791353>Hoshoryu easy first yusho as a Yokozuna, whatever happened there...
>>154790541Tanji's mom is russian btw.>>154790987fucking kek
>>154791458Teru is smiling fondly down from heaven. Or the west entrance.
Danbros…this is our thread
>>154790370Total Meisei TMD
>>154792054He has ozeki promotion celebration party in June, while he's kadoban and basically demoted now to sekiwake, lol lmao even.
>>154792256lmao this gaywad seething about Dan
>>154790901>>154790922After that im fine with Kirishima winning this basho, that was an absolute class move.Having the storyline of a possible Yokozuna promotion next basho is also good drama.>>154791458I remember my brother throwing me on to the bed like that
>>154790922I'm with the bow guy on this one
>>154778944this basho
>>154792272i'm laughing at his situation and your simping
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWObxASRCoQTenshoyama v Kiryuko
>>154793320the gigamong really looks like akebono
Feels good to always have been a Kirishima (née bayama) faithful.
Okaryu! Ganbare!
Wait, did Kotoeiho lose 3 or 2 bouts?
>>1547940673 to Ura, Fujiryoga, and Kirishima.
>>154789198vs Ura before torinaoshi?
>>154789252Jessehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Takamiyama_Daigor%C5%8D
>>154794100Ah, thanks. Missed the Kirishima one and just watched it. Pure kino. Had to go to the judges for the actual verdict
Wakatakakage really doesn't like Tobizaru, huh?
>>154789992?
HOLY them OZEKI OZUMO SKILLORS from GOAToshima!He might actually have what it takes.
Bout of the tournament, simple as.
>>154790541i keep seeing this Omori (Japanese for Big Forest) guy being shilled by a bunch of Japanese sumo channels. is he really that good?
>>154794812Promising college career let him start at MsTD, only lost one match (to neo-Asahifuji). He had a shoulder injury in college. If it holds up, he's got good mix of size and technique. Should make sekitori for easily.
>>154794883I think Asahifuji is actually top of maegashira level. It could be another Takerufuji situation when he breaks into the top division.
>>154794883>shoulder injury in collegethe new ochiai...
>>154794812he's being shilled for his athletic, but non-sumo body and rugged good looksas he progresses he'll probably get a bigger bellyif you watch his matches, more and more hags have been showing up as the basho went on
here were just two of the hags checking out his body after his match today
Is it just my perception as a newcomer or js Shishi just a huge asshole?
>>154795256>just my perception as a newcomerThis.
>>154795268His day 13 match, he had already forced his opponent off the dohyo, and then gave him an unnecessary shove.Every time I've seen him so far he just acts like that one fat white kid on your block growing up.
>>154795256Shishi is like the retard from of mice and men. He means well but ends up fucking up because he had 3 brain cells.
>>154795315It looked worse than it was. He wasn't shoving him, he just landed on him. It was so minor he didn't even realize he'd done it or he would have helped Asahakuryu up.
Total shitshit death
>>154795315To me it looks like he just has poor control over his own movements. His sumo at times is so sloppy it's like playing a game at 16 fps over 400 ping
Honestly this is a mickey mouse basho, not a clown basho.
It's not often you see a rikishi get literally dunked
>>154795315Just found this on twitter"During the broadcast, they were critical of Shishi's final push, but I feel like Asashoryu, who kept holding on stubbornly even after grabbing the belt and dragging him down with him in the fall, is the one at fault." https://x.com/FoldermanJ/status/2057731436460085302
>>154795798Back before all the rikishi became 400lb bloat lords, you used to see shit like this all the time
>>154795776shishi did nothing wrong
*siiiiiiiiiiiiiiips*
>>154796148The next yokozuna...chills...
>>154787592Best mong. Has real fighting spirit and actual hinkaku. Has manly hobbies. Would probably be cool guy to hang out and bake cakes with.>>154790370Based.>>154790206Not based.>>154795256No he's a nice guy, just a huge bumbling /ourretard/ who's not aware at all. He has helped his opponents up before.>>154795425lmao, and this.
>>154795268>>154795316>>154795351>>154795425>>154795776>>154796773Naruhodo. Thank you for clarifying it for me so I don't continue disliking him for things he's not guilty of.
>>154796907I will continue disliking him for being a bitchass motherfucker that henkas a grandpa who's most likely never going to see a top division basho again and STILL can't shake a winning record cause he's a blithering oaf. Bitch ass bitchin' ass bitch.
>>154796979
>>154795020He's Yokozuna level already.
>>154796979I will like shishi even more now because he makes losers like you seethe
>>154790370Thanks. I came here to ask for this.
Day 8 or so, Zombeam was getting a ton of exposure from her seat in the western side of the dohyo. I was quite happy.
>>154797770Guess that explains why I didn't see her. I was looking in the wrong spot. She normally sits on the east side.
Anyone got a clip of Hakunofuji's spin yesterday?
For all that people shit on Shishi's poor coordination, it does frighten me that he made it to the M11 despite having the coordination of a baby elephant. I legitimately think that he is one of the rikishi in Makuuchi with the highest growth potential, he will PROBABLY never reach it and remain a gatekeeper to the middle/upper Maegashira ranks for a few years before falling to Juryo, but just the thought of a Shishi that knows where to put his feet is tantalising, he has the strength and body to dip into the sanyaku, if he will only gain the coordination and decision making skills.
If all the yokos and ozekis are out of the tournament, it really shouldn't count as a yusho. We can just forget this basho existed and kirishima will still need two yushos
>>154801233Keishobros rolling in their graves (killed by pulminary heart failures)
>>154801233You can only beat who is in front of you, this yusho counts as much as any other. True enlightenment is realising that these are the best bashos.
>>154797912West side is screen left, correct? Left of the gyoji when facing him?
>>154799452That was fucking awesome.
>>154801339This.
>>154801233A yusho is a yusho, you can't say it's only a half
PSHHH PSHHH PSHHHH PSHHHH PSHHHH PSHHHH
Fucking Tochimaru man, has Osanai wobbled.One of those "tsupari" was a was a hook.
>>154795776>Asashoryu>Heckin' NSK, they are still blaming me on things that even don't have to do anything with me! I have been retired for over ten years! I'm blaming my nephew on this!
Nobehara hesitates too much with his sumo
>>154789112>ura does a thingAgreed, always thought it was too vague. I would argue that many of his moves that people soi out about, although impressive, are still fairly conventional.
>>154795776This has nothing on Zak's sore loser slapdown
fucking tomokaze...7 wins 7x hatakikomi... somebody slap him already.
Niggatame bros... we only got 5-2. What's that gonna mean for us next basho? In striking distance of Juryo?
What did Ikazuchi mean by this?
>>154802034As long as KKs are in order, it's alright. Cold bukkake style will become gold bukkake style, don't worry. Slow and steady sprinkles the broth.
>>154802146>Cold bukkake style will become gold bukkake style
>>154802144> Ikazuchido serves as Shishi's tsukebito, or personal servant.I believe it's time to classify Shishi as a hate symbol. Millions of people around the world use Shishi to express their disdain for good sumo. ADL can't keep ignoring this.
>>154802175We've been really getting spoiled.
SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, WORRY!
>it's a Kinborezan match
Wakanosho kachi koshi desu!
Everybody hates Shishi
>>154802345>gaijin>no styleYea, understandably.
>RogaIn the basho lead for most boring rikishi in makanoichi...
>>154802373that would be nishikifuji
>>154802345Even Shishi hates himself.
>>154802400Yea, he's competing for the lead no doubt...
>>154802373Makuuchi always has that salaryman sekitori who never wins anything, but is always there.
Very disrespectful.
>Wakamotoharu intentional fuck you matabased
>>154802373That would be Kinbozan. Roga is at least somewhat handsome and has a signature hairy chest. Kinbozan is just tall and ugly
>>154802480True, anon.True.
>>154802509He's in the lead as well for sure, anon. KinBOREzan...
>Gomoyama barely ending up KKbased
Will Tamawashi stay competing in Juryo or will he make his exit now that his streak of Makuuchi matches is broken? Or will he just take a new position as the Emperors personal embroider (and baker)?
>>154802551>Will Tamawashi stay competing in JuryoYes. Iron man won't call it until he gets dropped to makushita.
They don't all share that power water stick, right? churanoumi just coughed all over the shit of it
>>154802562it gets cleaned between matches
>SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY, WORRY!
>>154802562>FUCK YOUR SACRED WATERBased.
>>154802570dunked in the power bleach(ancient tradition)
>Tobizaru suffering an epileptic seizure
Monke removed.
There is a slim possibility for a massive 11-4 playoff..
>Fujiryoga is so short and round that Yoshinofuji has slipped on its surfaceHOLY HEIR OF TAKAKEISHO!
Kazuma 11+ wins, Goshima 10+ wins, ugly bastards going strong
>>154802706Our basho
Nice tactical roll.
>>154802716what did she see?
>>154802692THIS IS HOW URA CAN STILL YUSHO
Fujiryoga is zuna material.
What the fuck was that.
holy kek
>>154802740his monkey chode
>>154802763yeah he's showing the same skill as hosh and onosharto for sure
Ura, the people's yokozuna>The Acrobat>The Pink Blob>The Friend-Shaped Fisticuffer>The Combat Roller>The Quiver Full of Party Tricks>The Smiling Knight>The Boneless One>The Sliding Slinky>SAY!>HIS!>NAME!
The bendy man marches on
URRRRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heard cartoon slipping noises when he went flying
ura literally threw him out of his bandages lmao
lmaodefeat from the jaws of victory with his stupid toe tape
>Blatantly using magic againNo wonder the gods are angry
zoomers man..
>>154802785I will say his name>URA!
>>154802798
>>154802776Nenriki, aka telekinesis, aka the Wind Hand.
Shodai fucking sucks kek
>>154802838Total jobber...
>>154802838It was his evil twin brother Noshodai
Kotoeiho has had a pretty fucking good basho. Feak performance, or actual good rikishi? I don't know.
nice neck muscles on the waka baka
>Win the crowd. Win the crowd, and you might win your freedom....
wakker takker gonna blow this fishlipped freak out
booty blasted
REMOVED
>>154802869wrong koto, dingus
Well at least he gets a kanto-sho
STRAIGHT blasted out the dohyo!
ah yes, the "those two are sekiwake, please notice them" match
Look at that boys traps this man is roided up
Can't believe how heavily they rigged this basho in kirishima's favorthe pro-mongolian bias in the NSK is disgusting
a fruit masquerading as a vegetable masquerading as a human vs a walking fishwhat a world we live in..
inb4 kotoshoho throws so that the sekiwakes keep their ranks by blatant matchfixing
if Atami wins this, there's gonna be 4 sekiwakes next basho
>>154802915Many such cases...
Fish-lips can't even win against a tomato.
We will go from no sanyaku this basho to 10 for the next one
COME ON WIFE BEATER, SEX FIEND OR WHATEVER YOU ARE
bwahahahahaha
Nice, atleast Atami got his KK. I hope he can bounce back with a strong showing next basho
>>154802964>10 sanyakuand not a single one of them is not a fraud
>>154802977he does look like he'd bounce well
isegahama needs to be split up. Too many makuuchi can't wrestle each other, makes it less interesting
Kirishima with the Fooly Cooly head bandage.
>>154802977he can definitely bounce off of things
Smart way to keep track of a rikishi's weight across many basho?
Kirishima really needs to win these basho, or he needs to gtfo of osumo...
WOMEN BEWARE, YOU'RE IN FOR A SCARE
>>154802988sumo db
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CHAOS
points down
Women, its over. Time to get molested
god damn what an effort
KiriSHITma.CLOWN BASHOABSOLUTE CLOWN BASHOC L O W N B A S H OLOWNB A S H O
KIRI - SHIT - MA!
>AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
kino match
can we lay off the chaos a little
thanks hakuoho, tomorrow will be more fun
Do you hear the people honk, honking the horns of clowny men?
THE DOORS ARE OPEN AGAIN
Hakunofuji is pulling some miracles on the towara
owari da
Atamifuji can do the funniest thing tomorrow.
Imagine losing to m10 and thinking you deserve to be yokozuna
Good fucking lord do you see his leg muscles rippling? He is JACKED
This has the potential to be so kino...
>>1548030554 Gold star m10 though
>Hakuho brown mawashi reaping vengeancebased
> 10-4Don't tell me you weren't warned tomorrow.
>>154803062>Ura can still win on Senshuraku
>>154803055ACK!
>>154803062Unlikely as it is, Ura COULD still win. Wild stuff.
>>154803065
This basho must be like what it was for Mr. Satan when the Z fighters weren't around. July is gonna be a slaughter to all these guys' records.
>>154803062cant believe ura is in there. clown basho
>Ura, don't even think about trying to win this basho>Ura, don't try it!!>URA YOU'RE NOT READY TO WIN YET>I AM AN OZEKI URA AND I AM ALSO MONGOLIAN>URA DON'T EVEN THINK OF USING YOUR MAGIC>UR-AAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!TOMORROW IS THE JUDGEMENT DAY!>ONE!>DAY!>MORE!!!
torikumi for day 15>Kirishima vs Onosato>Wakatakakage vs Hoshoryu>Yoshinofuji vs Aonishiki>Hakunofuji vs Kotozakura>Ura vs Takayasu>Kotoeiho vs Asakoryu>Fujiryoga vs Asanoyama
>>154803069> You want to wear the ropes. I walk on them.
I kind of thought Kotoeiho might straight outmuscle WTK, but I forgot that waka is the boss of this gym.
>>154802785
>>154803062fujiryoga it's time
The tawara should be rearranged into a square so it stops invoking the spirit of a circus ring
Where tf id the torikumi for day 15?
>>154803320lel
>>154803355they're desperately trying to rig it to prevent the inevitable URRRRRAAAAAA yusho
https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/15/> Kirishima vs Ura> Hakunofuji vs Fujeisun> Wakatakakage vs Fujiryoga> Kotoeiho vs Yoshinofuji> Roga vs Gonoyama> Dewanoryu vs Oshoumi > Fujinokawa vs WakamotoharuFuck it, kino basho.
>>154803404>11-4 yushoAonishiki, its your time
>>154803404please be there playoff, I mean it's crazy basho anyway
>>154803404smells like a wtk/kirishima playoffi havent looked it up but i assume kirishima has rolled ura every time they've fought
>>154803458Only 71% of the time, actually, but with Shima (forma de concussion) and Ura (forma de magician) anything's possible
>>154803486Still feels like a higher chance of a straight Kirishima yusho than a playoff or wtk win to me. Fujiogre is a fat bastard and wtk often doesn't like fighting fat bastards.
Nothing ever happens, WTK will lose to Fujiryoga and Kirishima will smoke Ura for a nothingburger 12-3 YushoI'm pretty sure this will be the longest streak of yushos without a 13-2 or better score
10 person sanyaku next basho got me wondering what's the biggest sanyaku ever?
>mfw this basho
>>154803654Probably some of the 4 yokozuna periods.
>>154803404I know that they put Ura against Kirishima because that way he can force a playoff, but still feels RIGGED.
>>154803654>>154803742Looked into this and found:>15 person sanyaku back 2 back>Double Zuna promotion
>>154803794Kashiwado's promotion was bullshit. Not even two jun-yusho in a row. And the jun-yusho was a fucking 12-3. Grim
>>154802988>>154803003I had a hunch my big boy is growing fastThis basho JSA lists him at 197kg..
>>154803830>4 jun-yushoIs he the next Papabear?
>>154803813Pre Futahaguro times...
Sorry for baking a new thread a bit too early, I don't want another thread schism because of that retard again.>>154803970>>154803970>>154803970
If Hakunofuji's belt had been tied properly and not ridden up to his fucking sternum Kirishima would have easily yorikiried him. His center of gravity and belt were lower than Haku's at the tawaras, but he couln't lift him by the hips
>>154801360>West side is screen left, correct?No. The camera points south.
>>154802901
>>154803982That's just part of the gamesmanship. If you watch the Wakamotoharu match you'll see a similar thing, but he had time to get a grip on the inside part of the belt. Kirishima just didn't have that luxury.
Ah
497th for aWAKATAKAYUSHO
Honk honk
>>154804747497
helping the thread slide off
Imagine: six-man playoff in Makuuchi, three-man playoff in Juryo, seven-man playoff in Makushita, two-man playoff in Sandanme. Truly the pleasure of a thousand autumns.
Hail, Satan!
>>154803171He has the muscle manlet strenght without the full manlet part.
