Long wait edition NRL>GAME 1Canterbury Bulldogs v Melbourne Storm8:00pm AEST on Fox, Kayo and Ch9Accor Stadium1.68-2.19>Accor Stadium will be the venue for a Friday evening clash as the Bulldogs, desperate for a win, host the Storm. The Bulldogs suffered a 16-38 loss to the Sharks in Round 11. Their form has been disappointing with five consecutive losses, leaving them eager for a turnaround. The Storm secured a 34-8 victory over the Eels in a clinical Round 11 encounter, their second win in five. For the Bulldogs, Jacob Kiraz and Josh Curran are set to return from injury. Bronson Xerri is back in the centres. The Storm have Cameron Munster and Harry Grant on State of Origin duties, while forward Trent Loiero is also in representative camp. In their last NRL meeting (Finals Week 1, 2025), the Storm defeated the Bulldogs 26-18 at AAMI Park. Earlier in 2025, the Storm defeated the Bulldogs 20-14. Overall, the Storm lead the head-to-head 26-22 and are currently on a five-match winning streak against the Bulldogs. Bulldogs 1-12 2.95Bulldogs 13+ 3.25Storm 1-12 3.35Storm 13+ 4.90Bulldogs -2.5 1.98 Storm +2.5 1.83previous thread >>154768889
the broncGODS could beat both these peems again
>>154782980>>154782980 Real thread
>>154783001>threadsperg returnsWasn’t sure it would happen kek
inb4 he deletes his own thread
welcome home threadsperg
RAN TO JANNYKEK KEKKEK
Called it>make thread >delete thread >blame others A tale as old as time lads
@grok can you delete your own threads on 4chan?
Yep. Same as deleting your own post. If your post is the op, it deletes the thread
>>154783858Kek we should make Alf threads and then delete them lol
>>154786239Yeah, nah.
>>154786239Alf...ie Langer?
https://youtu.be/7RO8eS9WfjQ
https://x.com/i/status/2057628352165617727
>>154788100>>154788208Not clicking your viruses
I dub Thee The Thread
shit game between slopmerchants tonight
>>154788551but enough about Richmond vs Essendon
>>154788542>implying it needs coomer approval
https://youtu.be/kCXZwVAl8mIinteresting how much he talks highly of fozfoz might end up being one of the great coaches if this isnt a flash in the pan
GalvSHIT hehehe. What a loser hehehehe
>>154788208>haven't won a game all season>get a new stadium kek
>>154788934They obviously did need a centre for excellence
Why does a corporation than makes millions from gambling advertisements need government money to build "centre of excellences" for every club
Meritocracy never existed it's always been who can dialogue the best with the regime in power
>>154788973stop asking questions and watch footy
Think of it as a tax return, and there are public benefits to improving infrastructure
>>154788765Why the long face?
>>154789106kek
i think the Government should directly run struggling league clubs until they are competitive again
FOOTY'S O-oh wait its origin there is no footy on :(
Non-legaue customers are forced to subsiside our sport, what's the problem? There should be more taxes on Victorians and West Australians that are used to directly fund rugby league.
A poll tax of 5 thousand dollars upon all individuals in non-rugby league states. An exemption for all nrl club members, footy (rugby league) players and their immediate families
Australian tax laws will not be enforced upon wahs customers who will have to make do with a 15k capacity stadium
/nrl/ is a libertarian general
/nrl/ doesn't have a political ideology we don't discuss politics here
that's a lot of excellence
We should be giving the gibs to us NEETs not footy clubs wtf
>>154788973It's okay m8 they usually have a basketball court outside or something so it's for the whole community!
>>154789293Every junior club in Australia will get a centre of excellence. Albo, so let it be written so let it be done
>>154783032Nah I'm rarely here anymore, seeing Fear Factory tonight, enjoy the game and the lively threadkekKEK
>>154789428Have a great time mate, enjoy yourself and don’t forget the ear plugs
>>154789428>seeing Fear Factorycrisp me 20 years ago
club collabs getting dumber
Kiraz playing fullback and Montoya is back
yep poorm win
Tonight's footy feed
whats the blue packet m8 and whatcha gonna eat first
What are you drinking with that?
Kurt Mann is at starting hooker - is that good or bad for my Bulldogs tip?
well if you think about it he's the mann
The blue bag is the woolies homebrand party mix, SPECIFICALLY the 500g bag which is good and not the 1kg bag which has entirely different contents for some reason and is shit. And I've opened the mountain dew bag to try some first since I've never seen or heard of these lollies before.
they seem like those sour cola bottle lollies you used to be able to get
>>154789471Lomax to the Knights?
>>154789681Those aren't vegan btw
can I in good conscious tip a peem with galshit in it
Hello. My name is Mercelo Montoya. I come to devour your family. Prepare to die!
irish has got a new crush, fatrell gonna be sad
>>154789579Doesn't eating a lot of gummy lollies give you fucked up shits?
>>154789681>woolies homebrand party mixThe 1kg is made in China whilst the 500g is made in Australia from 92% Australian ingredients. The 500g pack is also a little bit cheaper per 100g atm too.>Chinese 1kghttps://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/239405/woolworths-party-mix-share-pack>Australian 500ghttps://www.woolworths.com.au/shop/productdetails/275375/woolworths-party-mix
>>154789793The Chinese 1kg pack has glycerol, which will give you the shits. 500g Australian doesn't have any shit causing sugar alcohols.
>>154789795wow
I’m tipping the Dogs just because I want them to win and my tips have been bad anyway
I'm tipping refs and bunker do more retarded shit
Gang did he just say Kurt Mann is captaining an NRL team?
Two thousand is a lot of games
>top 8 tippers tipped doggies>bottom of the ladder tipped poorm
Nice offload
>tipped doggies
Fuck
2 ez
>tipped wogs
COME ON GALSHIT PASS IT TO PRESTON
>>154789795Well mystery solved. But it does raise the question of why bother stocking the chinese one at all if it not only tastes worse but isn't cheaper
>preston broken arm ITS OVER
Burton should put more torps up. Especially tonight in the wet. I get that he mixes it up but it’s a weapon and nobody likes having to catch them
>>154789936Who's Galvin going to throw short balls to?!?
never mind its just a dead arm he'll walk it off
Every commentator every game says why not just kick them every time
just a jarred wrist nothing to worry about
Just when you poosouthwelsh pooftah scum thought we'd used up all of Munsters dead dad magic.... we find a new martyr, prepare your gaping arseholes for the Arrow of Jai
>>154789949thanks doc
>>154789944He reeled out of that tackle holding his forearm
Yeah, I don’t have an answer why he isn’t either.
Calamity Dogs
0/5 looms
LOLOLOLOLOL
WHATINTHE ACTUAL FUCK ARE TOU FUCKING DOING KIRAZ YOU STUPID FUCK
>>154789471kek wtf the assistant coach in the Pootans box last week was wearing one of these NK hats
>>154789949you should worry about his brother terry though
Always funny when that happens
Bulldogbros...
12 nil is already an unassailable lead
how come the muzzies don’t turn up in the rain?
The sneaky longshort dropout
I love how when a player does the most retarded shit you've ever seen people immediately rush to blame the coach
burtSHIT
did he lose that
BARKBACK
Coaches need to beat the stupid out of players
COMEBACK
not entirely convinced Kurt Mann isn’t just Ray Stone in a wig
just need 12 tackle sets on the poorm line and they can win this
>>154790034kek so good seeing my bawkback meme take off
reminder the spergs never had his own ‘mick get off the ground
>bawkback meme
>>154790010because they don’t own umbrallahs
>>154790055Excuse you cunt?
refball
>broken jackramouch that’s gotta hurt
>he didn’t hold leo all this timeWant to know how i know you are NOT a super coach?
poodogs bros...
for my fellow doggy tippers :(
BAWKPOORMBACK
Come on boys. Let’s get a try for Stefano!
ackscully i just looked in the archive and phinback was posted before bawkback
>>154790089Yes?
>>154790107BeyoundMaroon for Queenslanders
SOUNDOFTHUNDERBACK
Not surprised by that at all considering there’s nothing about that club that wasn’t stolen ideas from someone else
-BACK belongs to everyone. It’s family communal property.
>>154789938
Ok, do it again with a chase and contest the catch
>>154790141based truthnuke
you’re lucky Roosterman isn’t here Irish
A kick is only as good as its chase. If they’re going to let it bounce he needs to kick it so it doesn’t bounce dead (it can be done)
galvSHIT
too busy looking for preston
>>154790165check out fucking Joey Johns over here
If I was playing and had the ball I would just avoid being tackled
The ___backrooms
Origin representative Max King btw
ANYBODY SEEN BRENT SHERWIN?
put these cunts in the pound they suck!
SATRICK ON DAYBOO
GET THAT INTO YOU CUNT
UNDERHILL MORE LIKE UNDERFOOT cause he stood on that cunt
Nobody feared Chickenkid back in the day cunt
WHACK UNDERHILL
I am the inventor of the COMEBAWK meme
I'm almost positive I started bawkback but ok
No, Im Spartacus
Xerri looks good give him more ball
I started bawking a couple seasons ago on Anzac day someone go to the archive, thence the different denominations of animal noises grew
the bawk meme started as bawkawk. from memory the first post was something like “bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk BAWKAWK” after the poosters scored.
thats just the fox broadcast soundeffects no?
Why the fuck were Melbourne so dogshit early on?
G A L S H I T how is he even a footy player at all
TELL GALVIN TO STOP TOUCHING THE FUCKING BALL
>>154790251I dunno m8 I’m deaf
that state of my tips
Chips and tendies are ready. Time for half time din dins
>>154790251We are all his puppets, dancing to his merry tune
>broken Foran is this, dare I say it, the end of Fozball?
>>154790287yummo what tendies did ya get
I've started so many gimmicks but I don't claim them as it's more humble to go unknown like Banksy
Based whistling ad
>talked Mumza out of tipping both poophins and poorm this weekBased me on bad son watch
god lachy galvin is so fucking shitthey should just not pass to him until he gets the picture and fucks off
>I've started so many gimmicks
>>154789159>>154789210>>154789245If such a tax is ever implemented it'll be way more likely for non-Australian football players than for non-rugby league players. The most you can hope for is that it applies to those who play neither.
>>154790293Steggles sweet chill m8. Goes alright.
awwww yeah I've had those they're not bad
>eating meat
Doggies need to spend the entire 2nd half getting Xerri 1v1 with Joey 4chan
>>154790350they do but what will ACTUALLY happen is they'll pass it to galshit then he'll run into the line stop then slowly pass a slow ball to whoever is on his inside
Take your fucking "gimmicks" to /afl/ mate
thats cool but I invented BAWKBACK you lying cunts
>>154790366>Take your fucking "gimmicks" to /afl/ mate
every ad must have whistling now
I invented Calippo posting
I invented getting 0/5 for the round
My contributions go beyond mere catch phrases. I’ve been subtly and insidiously influencing the psychology of this general for years. You’re all playing my game and you don’t even know it.
I pioneered calling bets “donations” and it has seemed to catch on a bit.
ACKSHULLY
Wish I wasn't so fat
>>154790327Our current Prime Minister is a rugby league man as were 6 of the previous 7. The only one that wasn’t was a woman from Adelaide. And it’s Victorian Football not Australian, they changed their name in the 80’s for marketing purposes
BARKBACK WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF LETS FUCKING TROT
>You’re all playing my game and you don’t even know it.
Okay that was a good play but I still hate the cunt.
WOOF WOOF
Galvin found someone else to throw a hole ball to
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>154790448Like a fiddle
i invented saying "NICE X" when it in fact was not a nice x
>>154790482I started “nice X.. NOT!’
>nice x munster you spasticclassic
>>154790465reckon that’s Burton’s family
>No fucking way It literally should have been a penalty Burto
>>154790497reckon there’s a KFC and a McDonald’s in Dubbo these days
I invented the "sex with every human female in the crowd braith?" Meme
Fat cunts shouldn’t own restaurants. The old adage, don’t get high on your own supply
>nice kick X ya spastic that was started after it was picked up on ref mics back in one of the Covid years desu I’m pretty sure it was originally Jake Arthur who put the shit kick up against either Pooster or Pedref.
YES FUCK POORM
THAT’S A TRY AWARD IT AWARD IT
Refball
respectfully pushes you
>>154790507Levy hmm.. sounds Jewish.
>taking the poo
POO CURSE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED
Smooches only for opposition halfbacks
>Fatty interviewed on Fox this is deeply unsettling
btw, for any new Australians, there’s a difference between a fatcunt and a fat cunt. The former is a jolly mate of yours who enjoys an extra kebab, the latter is a greedy and cruel man disliked by all kissing up and pissing down lacking humility and integrity
>taking the two
sounds like it’s raining outside lads
OH FUCK OFF why must the bunker ruin everything
*refball intensifies*If Dogs can keep them out here they can comeback and win
>>154790589I thought this Country jersey was an AI Broncos jersey at first
i inveted taking two post
>challenge the challenge
WOOF WOOF WOOF
TAKE THAT ONE OFF THEM YA CUNTS
SAVE ME GALVSHIT
poo curse believers getting uppity
RHODESIAN RIDGEBACK
>the curse isn't re-ACK
WOOFBACK
Bronson Based
Xerri seems to solving Joey 4chans captcha with ease - maybe Gus stumped up for a pass during the week?
>>154790439Matters little if it isn't their original name. In a couple decades no one would call that site Twitter anymore. And attempting to implement such a tax would cause Australia to split into two countries so it would be most unwise to do so.
>>154790656It’ll be fine. We’re giving free kayo for 12 months with every nrl membership, and your choice of $50 kfc or maccas voucher with every kid signing on for junior footy
Holy shit nose hairs are just a constant battle
Burton’s on the loose
wtf
game leveling poo
In this situation, it's not that cowardly
POO CURSE GOES TO THE POODOGS
Burton/Xerri combination is potent
>>154790713Doggie poo just cancelled the poorm poo
LE BURTON BOMB!!!
SMASH THEM
SHOT
Good take honestly and good hit Montoya
Underhill is a fucking good player. That was effort to make up for dropping it earlier
TOUCHIE IS A FUCKING CROOK
kek what is happening
70th minute fg looms
>>15479077579th minute GAME WINNING POO
Galvin’s pass was too hard and too much weird rotation and that’s what caused the error
>>154790783I agree with this the angle was wrong also
kekKEKK E K
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
poorm bros...
Trot Doggies trot!
Dropping the ball proves to be tactically disadvantageous once more.
1/2
fat bitch drinking a coke zero lol
>>154790833You rang?
Did literally nothing wrong
Wyatt the crooked cunt
MILKBOURNE CHEATS
get fucked shit ref
YES RIP POORM
*gives Bellza the khod*
Which part of Bankstown are you from?
UP THE DOGS >changed my tip last second PHEW
Fa'alogo has taken so many hits this game
Belmore WAGs finally safe for a week
>>154790905My suburb is on this map. We are not Bankstown.
>>154790905you would be Lakemba - wouldn’t ya Irish?
>>154790925>not knowing the Cabramatta memeHNGMI
Little obvious amount of refball to try and keep the cheating storm in itGet fucked ref
BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF BIFF
>>154790905I hang out in Sefton a lot
Kind of funny how many times the ref "got it wrong" to favour the poorm
>>154790952Based Playhouse enjoyer
>>154790939>not knowing that that Lakemba is named after Irish missionaries in Fiji
>>154790973Based Lakemba lover
mr underhill savior of the poogs
>>154790905surry hills
Shit I forgot to refill the ice trays
So it now so you have ice for tomorrow m8
>>154791193If you can think of a better way to get ice, I'd like to hear it
>>154791629https://youtu.be/pe8jOp349P8
>>154792002>>154792002>>154792002
>>154792011Man, the previous thread hasn't even died yet. What's with the haste?
