I’M FILTERING NAME FAGS FOR NOW. I CAN’T KEEP OPENING THESE THREADS AND SEEING THE SAME FOUR GUYS POST 800 TIMES EACH LIKE THEY’RE RELIEF PITCHERS BEING LEFT IN DURING A 17-INNING GAME. EVERY ARGUMENT TURNS INTO A BLOOD FEUD WITH SPREADSHEETS, SCREENSHOTS, AND A GUY NAMED “MetsFan1997” WRITING A 4,000 WORD MANIFESTO ABOUT CLUBHOUSE VIBES. THE SECOND I SEE A RECOGNIZABLE USERNAME MY BRAIN STARTS PLAYING THE Chicago Cubs RADIO BROADCAST MUSIC LIKE I’M ABOUT TO WATCH SOMEONE BLOW A THREE-RUN LEAD IN REAL TIME.IT’S OVER. I’M CURATING MY INTERNET EXPERIENCE LIKE A MEDIEVAL LIBRARIAN PRESERVING SACRED TEXTS. IF YOUR NAME HAS LORE ATTACHED TO IT YOU’RE GONE. I’M NOT GETTING DRAGGED INTO ANOTHER 90-POST ARGUMENT WHERE A New York Mets FAN COMPARES OPS+ TO ANCIENT PHILOSOPHY AND SOME GUY WITH AN ANIME AVI STARTS TALKING ABOUT “AURA.” THIS ISN’T A MESSAGE BOARD ANYMORE IT’S A PSYCHIATRIC WARZONE.
