Here it is lads, your official 2026 world cup winners. drink it in. Goalkeepers: Jordan Pickford, Dean Henderson, James TraffordDefenders: Ezri Konsa, John Stones, Marc Guehi, Reece James, Nico O'Reilly, Djed Spence, Tino Livramento, Lewis Hall.Midfielders: Declan Rice, Elliot Anderson, Kobbie Mainoo, Morgan Rogers, Jude Bellingham, Jordan Henderson, Morgan Gibbs-White.Forwards: Harry Kane, Ivan Toney, Bukayo Saka, Marcus Rashford, Anthony Gordon, Noni Madueke, Eberechi Eze, Ollie Watkins, Jarrod Bowen.>no palmer>no maguire>no foden>no trentwhos the biggest kwab?
>Jordan Henderson in 2026
>>154789325still tony.but it is funny how trent said he would win the balon dor at madrid now hes rated below bench player for a soon to be relegated team in djed spence. wonder where spence would finish in balon dor voting
>>154789347Hes just got too much sovl, heart, strongmind to leave out. hes the ultimate winner. i doubt he will play just inspire the team
>>154789325Irish + African All star team
>>154789357>Hes just got too much sovl, heart, strongmind to leave out. hes the ultimate winnerbut enough about jlingz
>>154789357In that case why not take him as non-playing staff.
>>154789358desu i do feel kind of bad that ireland has never made a good player in my lifetime and cant even qualify for the easiest world cup ever yet we are one of the favourites
>shitford hendo trashford #2possibly one of the worst keeper lineups in the whole tournament >toneyHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>gibbs white Andersonthe so called favourites will have to rely on an almost relegated sides midfield who will be their permanent starters
hoof the ball to ten fast ngubus up top innit
>>154789358Redpill is the English race doesn't exist anymore they are all irish and africans
>>154789375just put the trophy in the bag, kostas
so we are playing kane/bowen/gordon in a white pride front 3?
>>154789379anderson and gibbs white will try but there is not much they can do with all these other shitters
>>154789378the irish aka celts are the ones that dont exist anymore herethey got invaded, conquered, pillaged, raped, and bred by roman bvlls, saxon bvlls, viking bvlls and norman bvlls over 1000s of years.
>>154789388 pickfordlivramento konsa fuehi o reilly rice anderson gibbs white belingham kane sakaFOUR FOUR FUCKING TWO
>>154789370Ireland really should do better, Austria produced David Alaba there really is no excuse for our small brother nations anymore
I hope the ngubus miss the penalties again
>>154789438>thinking we will make it to penalties
>>154789438That was too perfect to happen again.
What % of the team are black?
Why have England left their technically most-talented players behind?Sky Sports' Peter Smith:"England's most technically gifted players are staying at home. Palmer, Foden and Alexander-Arnold have the profile England teams through history have craved. But they don't fit into Tuchel's plans."Palmer looked ready to be an England star when he set up Ollie Watkins' winner against the Netherlands in the Euros semis and then equalised against Spain in the final. His big-game influence was underlined in the Conference League and Club World Cup finals for Chelsea last season. But he has been blunted by injuries this term, a shadow of the player he was previously. In an area of the pitch where Tuchel has so many options, form mattered. And Palmer doesn't have it right now. "For Foden, his best moments feel even further away. Patience has run out with frustrating Foden. He was much maligned during that last major tournament, when Southgate stubbornly stood by him. His skillset is obvious and Tuchel has tried him in almost every possible position - including as a false no9 - to try to unlock his ability on the international stage. It hasn't worked. Added to a largely poor season in Man City colours, the case for his inclusion vanished. When Pep Guardiola no longer trusts him for the big games, why would Tuchel?"And as for Alexander-Arnold, Tuchel has been clear his profile is not what he wants at right-back. He got just 26 minutes against Andorra to show what he could do for the England boss. It's a decision which divides opinion but Tuchel has a clear idea - and England's most skillful players aren't a part of it."
Spence lol
why bring reece james. he will get injured after 8 minutes in the first match
At least we know it isn't coming home
>no jeets AGAINwhy arent we exploiting this hitherto untapped talent pipeline
>>154789478Not enough midfields is it
>>154789455>England's most skillful player>TAAHow did he get his job as a sport analyst?
wheres that CM for palace people told me he was the white dunga
jesus christ this squad balance is dogshit
>dan burnfucking tall privilege i swearwhats he do that the slab cantfed up of lanklets taking out opportunities and our girlfriends
>Dele Alli: "I have a reminder on my phone every single day at eleven o'clock that says: World Cup 2026 >"That's my aim. That's my level" he told Sky Sports.
>luke shaw couldn't get in probably because he only decided to be injury-free for the first time of his career in a season just before world cupfair enough>reece james still got in for doing basically the same
>>154789512Alexander-Arnold has had his cock sucked for years because he is a systembabby.
>>154789516>dan burn>israel>qwabsah>dj spastic>tapinham>eze>henderson>madueke>sakass>toneylmaoenjoy the group stage exit, bongs
>>154789516that defense is poo mayne
>>154789530The level of delusion which comes out of that shit football club, its 'legends' and its dimwit fans is unbelievable
After looking at this bum squad, I feel much better about our team, we're shit, but look at these defenders and midfielders, holy shit, that's beyond pathetic kek
>>154789551the midfield is good because of mainoo duh
is this the worst back 4 we have had in living memory?
>>154789534>group stage exitTop two in the group go through automatically, and 8 (EIGHT) of the 12 best third place finishers go through with them.If you honestly think England won't be in the round of 32 then you don't know shit. UEFA qualifiers for the WC were harsher.
pretty crappy teamwill go out in the groups
>>154789560
I like it better when the squad list has one section called "Goalkeepers", one section called "Defenders" and one section called "Midfielders/Attackers" since wingers and offensive midfielders can be both attackers or midfielders.
>>154789551>zero players from Liverpoolgives Scousers an excuse to not support them
>>154789551Rashford with a Barca logo lol NOT so fast
>>154789563sovl...
>>154789567>gives Scousers an excuse to not support themThey literally never did anyway. Gerrard loved playing for England but the Scousers never appreciated nor understood it.
this place really has scouse derangement syndrome. i thought it was a meme
hey can you all praise Liverpool "Scouse Not English" FC please
>>154789586>seething
>England boss Thomas Tuchel has been speaking on the England app about his squad selection.>Here's what he said: "A lot of factors play into that nomination process. Like I said, I love the difficult decisions, and I love the tough decisions – they bring a certain edge. That is what you need to go all the way. It is hard to please. In the end, we have to pick the squad that we as a staff are convinced of and really believe in.>"You feel the love of your coach, and you feel the trust. In the end, it comes down to this – who do we really trust? The connection has to be there. Somehow, it is a bit of a tool to challenge myself. What would I think from the outside? Mostly it is about the energy, connection and trust between me and the players."
At least we'll get knocked out earlier
>>154789325>A fucking Spurs player
Huh how long will this going on?
>>154789498Lineker already shat his kecks pitchside for the nation so there’s really nothing to be gained.
>>154789613>the England app
>>154789637kek
>>154789377saka isn't fast and is always double markedKane plays in midfield Rashford loses it most of the time
>no MaguireTUCHEL OUT
>replacing Palmer and Foden with two Nottingham Forest players
WHEN I SAY SOUTHGATE YOU SAY SORRYSOUTHGATE
>no Maguire at least we won't be scoring any own goals this tournament
15 mulattos or blacks out of 26, france has 21 out of 26, australia has 4 out of 26 but haven't announced
>>154789351Above Trent lol
>>154789714international football management requires a laissez faire babysitter instead of a megalomaniacal autist who gets in his own waytake it from us
>>154789707There's only one. Gibbs-White wasn't called up.>>154789722>forgetting Guehi after his shitshow at Everton
Perfidious teuton
>Jordan fucking Henderson over PalmerTuchel is literally retarded, there can be no other explanation for these decisions
>>154789751Actually we have 23. The Hernandez are spanish and therefore not white
fucking OP
>>154789780Henderson shouldn't be there but Palmer has not deserved a call-up either
>>154789515RIP Lauren Walker
>>154789325>Jarrod Bowen.WRONG HE'S NOT IN ITDAN BURN IS IN IT
>>154789325worst England team to go to the WC in living memory, what the actual fuck.
>>154789803would finish 15th
>>154789791>livramento>spence>quansah>burn>jordan fucking henderson>mainoo>madueke>trashford>camel league toney
>>154789791>that midfieldthis shite isnt getting past the group stage.
>>154789325some of those players werent picked you fucking tool
>>154789487he mogs me
>>154789325Only 11 human beings, 3 of them goalkeepers, in a squad of 26.I can’t believe that the sporting public still don’t understand that niggers are effectively natural steroid users who only compete in pro sports because of physical advantages. It’s been proven scientifically and detailed in the book Taboo by jon entine; they have more testosterone and more fast twitch muscle fiber and so they run faster, jump higher, and are stronger in explosive movements, something which any normal person can see.Why do we continue to allow animals to compete against humans?
>>154789897it's true we should only let them breed here like they are rampantly doing
>>154789791>no mgwoh yeh its finna gonna be a generational hate watch for me this summer
>>154789854Football is in such a poor state that they’re guaranteed at least the quarter finals, unless they’re unlucky enough to get drawn against another team of fast ngubus like France or Brazil, or Senegal even.
>>154789551Lmao thisI thought your team was the ultimate "literally who" team but that one takes the cake by miles
>>154789803>Top 10 of the Guardian's most promising Wonderkids in 2022
>>154789751What the fuck is this world? Why are we still putting up with this crap?
>>154789909Uwotm8?
>England boss Thomas Tuchel on his squad selection: "Of course you saw our squad selection for the World Cup, which is an exciting day for me and for everyone selected.>"I think from day one we were very clear that we are trying to select and build the best possible team, which is not necessarily to select and collect the 26 most talented players.>"Teams win championships, it is as simple as that. What we are trying to achieve in the summer can only be achieved as a team."This just reminded me of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejjtlnZOdgo
>>154789933Because you're just a pathetic incelchud who won't do nothing but cry on the internet
Another win for us black men
>>154789945Nigger triggered
>>154789945If anyone in the world could have no leg to stand on to criticise an Englishman in a thread like this it’d be a Frenchman. Look at your squad of talentless pacemonkeys and then tell me who’s putting up with what, faggotnigger.
>>154789941not picking the most in form english player is a fraud move, hope we lose every game in humiliating fashion
No slabhead to fakin smash it in means englel gets knocked out on penulties
>>154789979The fact is you know exactly what would happen if Gibbs-White was in there. He fucks up at any point, it would be "why did we take him he's shite".I had no interest in this World Cup even before this squad announcement.
>>154789945>You are le incel-chud if you want your country to be a real and serious place that first and formost is for the nation/the natives, and that has a NT that (atleast in vast majority) is players of that nation, of that ethnicity.
>>154789325Gott strafe England (with Tuchels help)
>>154789906Uwotm8
>0 - For the first time since the 1986 World Cup, there will be no Liverpool player in an England squad for a major tournament.Slot..
>>154789576>Gerrard loved playing for England but the Scousers never appreciated nor understood it.We didn't like him playing for England because he was always fucked around in favour of fat Fwank.
>>154789325>>no palmer>>no maguire>>no foden>>no trentAll good players but there's better options in their position and there's no point trying to force them into the team for the sake of it. Southgate already made that mistake last Euros when he felt he needed to play Foden at all costs both to his and the team's detriment
>>154790084they finally got their wish
>>154789325We need to bury this thread now seen as you posted fake news you useless cunt
>>154789379GREECETHE DENBTS ARE DUEAND ITS TIME TO PAY
Kobbie Mainoo sounds like a stroke patient making farm animal noisesEberechi Eze sounds like a downs syndrome coughing as they try to lick their own elbowBukayo Saka sounds like a chinaman having a sneezing fitNoni Madueke sounds like a baby gurgling on a ballsackWtf are these names?
>>154790126Foden doesn’t have that child-player shine that dozens of players have used to get into the national team over the years.Once you’re out of your early 20s the average football fan doesn’t lust after you and you have to meet his expectations or else.Still, he should have been picked ahead of absolute shite like trashford and madueki
>>154789455I don't have much sympathy for Foden after he was shit for the entire tournament in 2024
>>154790161Homo-erectus names.
>>154790170Rashford had a good season with barca
Bowen-bros...
>>154790190Barca had a good season. Trashford was a waste of space throughout.
>>154790170Madueke and Mainoo are the only players picked that I really think are shit. Also Tuchel tried out Foden as false 9 in a few games and it wasn't amazing so I understand the decision
>smellinghamwhy
>>15479020428 G+A in a whole season pretty much mogs most other england attackers' choice
>this is enough for a place in the England squad
>>154790270He's world class.
>>154789821grim.his only use is mogging the other team and demoralizing/intimidating them from the bench
>huuuurrr he got it mostly rightYeah he wasn't going to drop Kane, Rice and Rashford was he?
>>154790270Ebin
Jordan Henderson must be the funniest and most cheerful person in the world to still be getting picked for these squads. That's the only reason I can think of why he's there, for the vibes
>>154790238Yeah but it's Leliga innit, a league where Iago Aspas looks elite
>>154790365he's been a world class clapper and pointer since his Liverpool days
>SpenceFucking christ this guy is a shit player with a shit attitude, I don't get how he's anywhere near this squad, especially at the expense of Lewis Hall
>>154790219>Madueke and Mainoo are the only players picked that I really think are shitNot Spence then LMFAO (now here comes the backpedalling, 4chan is his ENTIRE LIFE so he will need to save face)
>>154789325good team, djed spence is a retard and should only be sitting on the bench, along with bellinghahahaham. rest are decent i suppose.
>>154789325No Greenwood?
>>154790421Spence is fast and strong which is what Tuchel wants in a player (hence midgets like Foden being dropped). I don't know where this idea he's shit has come from. I think people don't watch Spurs or else they think Spurs are shit so Spence must also be shit. He isn't. He's basically Livramento-tier.
There's nothing about this England team that I see different from the ones in previous tournaments that couldn't get past any half decent team. It's just gonna be the same shit because we still have no actual playmakers or players that can run with the ball and take on a man.
The most SOVLful NT of the decade
>>154790462Oh my god look at all those shit players
>>154790462Whatever happened to kalvin phillips
>>154790462>18 white players down to 11Grim
>>154790484Never the same since he drank Pep's koolaid
>>154790365Henderson is a leader with a lot of experience in big games, makes sense to have around and bring on if you need to settle it down
>>154790484Destroyed by PepSee also: Foden, Sterling, Grealish He ruins talent
>>154790484Still on City's books because nobody wants him after a horror run of miserable loan spells where he either got red carded, gave a goal away or gave a penalty away in his first matches. Currently I think Sheffield United are trying to loan him for cheap
>>154790577Southgate destroyed Foden
The FA has deliberately pushed as many Africans as possible into the England team. It's not about football anymore, it's about social messaging. It's about conditioning people about the demographic replacement of the ethnic population. Every single England match they start off with 6 white players and 5 blacks. Then the manager substitutes off the 6 whites for more blacks.
>>154789325>Ezri Konsa>Marc Guehi>Djed Spence>Kobbie Mainoo>Bukayo Saka>Noni Madueke>Eberechi EzeThis isn't the England squad, it's Nigeria innit?
>nobody can actually pass the ball forward other than guehi and hendersonlol lamo, Ro32 exit to sweden it is
>>154790400He's muslim + black lol. The FA is salivating. It's pretty simple.
>>154790603Eze, Maduke, Saka are NigerianSpence is JamaicanGuehi is IvorianMainoo is Ghanian Konsa is some African mix
I don’t know how anyone over the age of 35 still watches England.The racial makeup of the squad is unrecognisable to what we had back in the late 90’s / early 00’s.
>>154790643The black players in the England team always used to be caribbeans with Anglo names and Anglo blood.Now the black players are straight out of Africa with ZERO white blood.We’re becoming another soulless France 2.0.
>>154790687Well we don't have a country anymore so what do you expect, we're trapped in this rotting evil empire
>>154789455Foden has never had a good game for England. The most overrated shitter of all time. I agree that Palmer should have gone tho.We’re really just a one man (Kane) team anyway. So don’t expect to make the Semi’s. Tuchel will be unemployed by August.
>>154790687You didn't like them either though. Shut the fuck up grandpa
>>154790484>>154790581Yeah we had him on loan in February. Came on as a sub, then played a full 90 and then started the derby and he looked pretty good in all of those until he did one of those follow through passes that caught an opponent on the shin, which both injured himself for the season and got him sent off.
