Dead Pineapples edition. 8:00 EDT on FOX
Orlando mega gay
Gonna be a sleepy game, can already feel it. Storm will look unimpressive but will win. DC will swap QBs frequently and not like either of them. Minimum 2 dropped INTs from DC DBs.
>DC's season rest on this man's shoulders
>>154797241No this will be a LITTY and HIGH ENERGY affair
Let’s get this shit over with.
what type of bean is Jason?
Did Curt Menefee just call him Shelby Harris?
>>154797296Early
>Hamlerlmao, good start
lmao wow
lmao, good job DC. Way to just not tackle.
>defenders>can't
WE WANT BEAN
Is this going to be a fucking track meet? Lmao.
lol
>>154797449Please. At least DC would have a chance if it is.
Why the fuck are you running Cover 4 against Spencer Sanders?
This is embarrassing. Just send 5+ every play and shut down the short game. He can't beat you deep>That dropped pick 6lmao
>>154797383That pic is exactly why I want Orlando to win. Yes, DC has the beer snake at home, but Orlando fans are kino. Same thing with KANGZ fans despite their team hanging on by a thread. If it were up to me, playoffs would be Storm, Battlecocks, KANGZ, and Defenders, but I feel like one of these is going to get replaced with the Stallions (and I think it's going to be the Kangz sadly).
>All DC had to do was win 1 fucking game these last 4 games to get into the playoffs>Lost the last 2 in a row>today they look like a headless chicken without Ta'amuFuck my Fendies holy shit fuck this entire season
>>154797531It's the price you pay for being literally the only team with continuity.
>AIslopew
>>154797531Season was over last week.
rowland rollin
scrape up that nigga and play
>>154797577Should’ve never let him go somewhere else.
>>154797583get him a towel and lets go
>>154797625>Towels
HEY YOU PUMP THAT BITCH UP!
And there's our first dropped Plummer pick
and theres dropped int #1 for the defenders
>Already 2 dropped pick-6s this game and we’re not even out of the first quarter
>plumber
lol love it when they show the players/coaches dropping f-bombs
Taft wants that islander dick.
Temu is killF
D.C more like dead C
>Torn ACL>He's gonna come back stronger than everSure...
If it wasn’t over already, it’s DEFINITELY over now. Linemen are the most difficult positions to fill with good players outside of quarterback.
SANDERS DRAGONS
>Durant dedtough break man he's too good to not be on a practice squad
nice dragon
DC DRAGGIE\DC TUDDIEORLANDO STINKY
>Orlando>Bechtlmao
The presence of Gruden willed that dragon into existence.
>>154797909I TELL YA WHAT MAN, THIS SPENCER SANDERS, THAT'S MY KINDA QUARTERBACK MAN! THE WAY HE READS THE FIELD! THAT CADENCE! ONLY THING I DON'T LIKE IS THIS SHOTGUN BULLSHIT! YOU WANNA PLAY FOR ME YOU GOTTA GET UNDER CENTER! AND NO MORE OF THIS CLAPPING! WE DO A REAL CADENCE HERE!
Deion i don't need to hear about you pissing yourself man
>>154797942
>tendies secondary
This defense hasn’t gotten any pressure for weeks.
>Tampa 2>Don't cover the deep half of the fieldexcellent defense.
wew
>>154798058They don't have a good pass rusher, they're overly reliant on the blitz. And when it doesn't get home they're fucked.
>>154797545Jack CLUTCH Plummer. You know the number. Call Now!
>>154798083Roberson is good, and that’s about it.
Man I missed Gruden on the broadcast.
Did they just introduce Gruden as a Super Bowl-winning quarterback?
Missed face mask.
Damn, heads up block by the TE there.
It really annoys me how often they just ignore the XFL and USFL.
And there's dropped pick number 2 for Plummer.
>>154798234Who is “they?” Most people? If so, then yes.
>>154798234I honestly never liked USFL, but XFL I do miss. But it's time to just accept they aren't coming back and they never will. Maybe if UFL survives 3 more seasons we'll get slight nods to them in a "how we started -> where we are" 5 second segment when they come back from a commercial break.
>>154798259The announcers you sperg.
BUGGS
We love this big nigga
>>154798304If they're talking about the histories of guys in the league ignoring 2022 and 2023 just seems stupid.
>>154798315Okay? For one, I’m agreeing with you, you fucking dickhead, and for another, nothing in that indicated you were talking about the broadcast.
>>154798111>This is legit better than the animations they use for the actual UFLHow come some people who use AI are pretty damn good with it but others (like the people who did the Storm one for actual UFL tonight) are just so terrible you wonder if they know how to tie their shoes?
>>154798371*broadcasters
>gruden blushing watching the dragonlmao
That's not a catch.
>Elbow hits firstThe elbow hit out of bounds Mike you fucking senile ogre.
>>154798429
WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU DOING, MIKE YOU BRAINDEAD FAGGOT, HIS ELBOW HIT OUT OF BOUNDS.
>DPI on thatI thought you weren't supposed to reward bad throws? Or is it different with your MVP throwing the ball?
PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER
is Webm anon here? you got the clip of Gruden with the contested catch going on in the background? PEPPER PEPPER PEPPER
>>154798404Skill issue. Not even joking. That's why real artists who use AI tools basically unlocked Super Saiyan while Patreon and social media "artists" just got exposed, at best.
If I wanted to watch a team melt down from the best position you could ask for, I’d rewatch the Steelers’ last season.
>>154798551Spiritualty Indian, all AI looks like slop
>>154798515ill upload it when i have it
>>154798568Steelers fans should be grateful that Aaron Rodgers decided to play for them for another year.
>>154798572You couldn't tell the difference and that's why you're mad.
It's shocking to me they haven't turned to the beaner yet.
>>154798613I fucking hate Aaron Rodgers. He’s not helping us, he’s holding us back. He’s a Rooney comfort hire, just like McCarthy. He doesn’t want to admit that the team isn’t set up to succeed now and needs to properly rebuild, so he’s doing everything he can to tread water and keep us barely above .500. The whole Rodgers situation is an embarrassment. We let that fucking geezer hold our once proud and feared franchise hostage and the front office wouldn’t grow a spine and let it happen.
>>154798603now that Ta'amu has been sidelined, you're the MVP
>>154798638Anyone over 50 IQ can tell bro
#rapebecht
This is a pure booty blasting.
>>154798572Disagree, but I'm fine with agreeing to disagree.>Spiritually IndianThey still think ChatGPT 3.5 (not even Codex) is top notch and can't wrap their heads around using agents, local models or anything other than using text generation from cloud based chatbots akin to advanced google search. If anything asians and whites are the ones really taking this stuff and advancing it.
Yeah its over. GG. This team is nothing without Ta'amu. Free Playoff spot up for grabs now that DC has completely collapsed. Good for everyone else I guess. Now excuse me while I put a bullet in my mouth.
Are you seriously challenging here? Jesus. Harris is a retard.
Even 71 isn't reacting to this supposed personal foul, lmao.
>Prime time broadcast, btw
>>154798515>>154798696here you go
>Keep looping the same dude on the sideline>It gets darker every timelmao, it's been 4 years and you tards still can't figure this out.
>>154798688The Steelers after Big Ben has been sad, but at least you don't have Jerry Jones and Dak "Garbage Time" Pickscott. Cowboys every year are hyped up as the best of the best and Superbowl bound, but we always fuck it up and it always comes down to Jerry and Dak. I stand by what I said years ago that so long as Jerry and Dak are there, the Cowboys will never win a Superbowl. Ever. Steelers can still turn things around after Rodgers leaves in a year. Cowboys have many years left to suffer because Jerry won't let Dak go.
>>154798809replay machine is difficult to operate. please understand
Why are you running play action this deep in your own territory with no time left?
wow he almost had that
Damn, he almost had that. Would have been kino.
One more yard and he hits that
damn i was hoping gruden would stick around for the entire game
You guys have no idea how much I want to go down there and smack that stupid, shit-eating grin off Sanders’ face as he pisses away his drive after drive with his lack of awareness.
Just put Beaner in the 2nd half. It can't possibly be any worse than Sanders
>>154798806thankswere you doing it in 2020? here's an old one in return
this feels like a vanity project for Repole
>>154798990yeah i made the 2020 ones including that one lol
>>154798968This.
>>154798990>>154799051XFL SOVL... I miss it so bad...
>>154799035It 100% is. People told him to fuck off of the game broadcasts, so instead he just made a show about himself.
did the defenders sign a qb3?
>>154799170Don't think so. They had Mike DiLilleo but traded him for Jason Bean. So its just Sanders and Bean right now.
>>154799170No, I think they've got a WR as their QB3.
Spencer Sanders is the Max Duggan or DC Football.
lmfao
>No penalty for RTPBased. Good no call.
>>154799075>>154799051we didn't know how good we had it
geez they cant afford to keep burning timeouts like that
>>154799292We did, those threads were great.
>Hook and ladder in the 3rd quarterDigging deep huh?
This team deserves the Romanov treatment. Our only hope is Orlando sitting starters next week.
tendies really not making the offs
>>154799314my favorite was the "we got these niggas" game thread
>>154799359Our playoff hopes died with Ta'amu's ACL
It’s official. The Fendies are the Patriots of the UFL. This is the 2007 Super Bowl appearance versus 2008 Brady injury arc.
>>154799410You keep trying to make it happen and it just doesn't work, lemonhead.
Holy shit what a garbage flag.
>>154799456at least plummer didnt point at the reffie lol
>>154799467Yeah he's not quite Perez...yet.
That’s the weakest fucking shit I’ve ever seen in my life. Suck my entire cock.
>>154799434It’s true whether you like it or not. Other than 2024, DC has been the team to beat.
defenders have mentally checked out
tendies mental manlets
>Sucking this faggot’s cock again
squidfan not at the game?
There's always something about smaller crowds that are still super into the game that makes me happy.
Tell me what exactly we saw from Sanders that justifies keeping him in this game. He has done absolutely fucking nothing.
This is pathetic.
RT been jumping early all game>Going for the fucking fake thereWow you weren't even close.
give me the beaner
>>154799505They weren't last year and they weren't in 2020. Two years is not a Patriots comparison.
>>154799677The only team that’s been in more championships is Birmingham and they’re closer to the 49ers or Packers.
>>154799677every broadcast with DC in it constantly mentions they are the defending champs
DC and the Renegays have been doing a good job of making the XFL look bad these past few weeks. Whatever the Fendies need to do to get their shit together they better do it now.
>>154799758The season ended the second Ta’amu left the field. There’s nothing left to get together.
fox loves reusing graphic assets
>>154799726Except unlike DC they've never lost in the championship game.>>154799727Yeah and? Factually pointing out they're the defending champs because you're a hack who has nothing else to talk about doesn't mean much.
Uh oh, time for the one good drive for Sanders! He's gonna make sure Beaner never sees the field like this!
>>154799813So? You may be shocked to learn this, but the Patriots have lost championships before. Comparisons don’t have to be 1:1 perfectly analogous in every conceivable metric.
kings have the easiest remaining schedule
>>154799945They're not really analogous at all. The Stallions are a better Patriots comparison. After a 3 peat where they were favorites every year, they've fallen on hard times with a former player as their head coach the first year after a legendary coach left/was forced out.
>the play is dead as soon as your teammate tries to push youWhat a gay ass rule holy shit
>>154799996it's also never actually enforced. They've been allowing it all year.
>>154799996That’s what makes the rush push illegal.
buggs is an absolute menace
>>154800011Not true. >>154800016*tush
>>154799958I don't know. They Gaydes might have an amped up King of Spring playing for them. Kangz will be playing at home still, but Perez might be top notch. Aviators is a gimmie game at this point for anyone playing them, though.
>>154800059Perez fucking sucks and also he's in St. Louis now. Should be on the bench in St. Louis but he's there, not Dallas.
>>154800059gaydes traded the king of spring though...
>>154799974If you only take the last 20 years of NFL history into account, sure. The Stallions are the Packers because they three-peated including championships from two different leagues.
>>154800016NFL is probably really looking into how this plays out since they keep getting badgered about the Tush Push. If they make it illegal, then it makes sense that any forward progression physically assisted by other teammates.
>>154800112>>154800127Dammit I keep forgetting that. The Gaydes are just that worthless this year that I can't help but forget. I don't even know anyone who plays for them.
A DL wearing 7 is just fucking wrong.
>>154800214Reed with his kids that were just born before the first game of the season.
UH OHORLANDO STINKY
Come on DC, long drive, get 9 and win it.
>Fendies still have hopelol no
>>154800261speaking of reed and his kids, lets do a quick 4th quarter segment on them>poorlando
Lmao, Becht gonna Becht. His teams never seem to dominate, just kinda eke out wins.
>>154800318What are you talking about, the Fendies haven’t been able to do shit all night without Jordan.
>>154798688I'd argue more so that the steelers just appear like a bad team that gets a playoff spot. They just get absurdly bad competition in those games. The texans destroyed them defensively. Maybe if they faced the pats or jags instead they could've won a game who knows?
>>154800353And it's still an 8 point game. Any other coach would be up by at least 2 posessions.
Ever since that dropped TD, I’ve hated Fairchild. Now he just falls and lays on the ground untouched like a dumbass.
UHHHHHHHHHSTORMBROS????????
>>154800411Incoming Sanders game ending INT. Trust
Becht never winsBecht only doesn't lose
DC won't win this game, but the fact that it's this close is yet another indictment on the Storm being fucking frauds.
>>154800377The year before that, we played the Ravens, our biggest rivals and arguable the team we should’ve known best and our defense and offense just fucking quit. The team isn’t bad, they’re mediocre underperformers with how much talent they waste year after year. Just good enough to not be bad, but just bad enough to not be great. It’s purgatory. The last truly bad season we had gave us Big Ben.
Wow, I didn't think he'd have the balls to take the FG here. I like the call.
>FG4th and 9 was more manageable
Wait. HOLD THE FUCK UP! They're actually going to go for the 4th and 12!?!?! They remembered that existed?
>>154800492That's a retarded call, he still needs a touchdown. 4th and 9 is easier than 4th and 12
I wish we’d played in Fort Hood last week so that the chances of Sanders not making it back would be higher. Stupid fuck totally missed a wide open touchdown.
This Spencer Sanders feller had absolutely 0 quarterback vision
its ogre Harris is a temu merchant
bruh...
LMAO! ABSOLUTE FUCKING ST8 OF SANDERS!
Fuck SandersPiss poor QB
The Bean would not have done that
SPENCER SANDERS SHOULD NEVER TOUCH A FOOTBALL EVER IN THE HIS LIFE AGAIN
>>154800559JB would have run for a 10 yard gain before sliding.
Hey coach should we do 4&9 to not lose the game or 4&12 to maybe not lose?
>missed multiple wide open recieversBlind Nigga Alert
DC CHIMPOUT!
>>154800559he would have done the exact same thing. bean always overthrew everything except the deep ball
UH OH CHIMPY
Refs making the fight happen by not throwing the fucking flag when they taclked him after the kneel
What's the blue shit on the screen?
The chimpout actually gives DC one last play possibly
OVERBROS WE FUCKIN DID IT!
>If they can get a TD and a 2-point conversion this can go into OTDo the announcers just choose to not mention the 3-point conversion?
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>Sanders, gonna get one more opportunityThis blind retard has been given way too many opportunities that he doesn't even deserve. Get this nigga off my team.
>>154800669Menefee didn't even know about the 4th and 12, no way he knows about the 3 pointer.
>>154800669You expect them to know UFL rules?
Based reffies extended the game
Fucking retard
lmfao. the absolute state
A PERFECT ENDING!
BEAN WOULD WIN THE GAMERELEASE THE BEANER
Spencer Sanders should be BANNED from football
Booty blasters became the booty blasted
>>1547972412/4. Was not a sleepy game, and DC didn't swap QBs. But they did drop 2 INTs and the Storm looked unimpressive in their win.
