Who is your favorite enhanced athlete?
My veins are fortified with calcium. My arteries are like the hardest steel
Lionel Messi
>>154800920imagine the creaking when vasodilating
>>154800939Dilating is for trannies. I don't want blood trickling into my brain at 86mmHg whenever it feels like getting around to maybe delivering oxygen. I want it blasting into my skull NOW at 30PSI
>>154800621Do steroids really shrink your balls/dick? Does every guy there have a shrunken dick/ball?>>154800938Klenk. ThisWait… Does Messi have a shrunken cock and balls?
>enhanced Olympics That's just the regular Olympics
Where can I watch that freak show?
They need to have a text box which lists everything each athlete is taking in the broadcast of each event
>>154800938kek it's funny because it's true
>>154801065>Wait… Does Messi have a shrunken cock and balls?no, androgenic steroids shrink your balls, messi took HGH
Will be hilarious when they can't break olympic records
>>154800938midgy penaltiny
Mfw mudryk wins the 100m dash
>>154800621>The Enhanced GamesMore like Honest Olympics
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>>154800920>>154801003Extremely based postsMy favourite enhanced athletes are the women ones who have testicles.
>>154800938Factually true
>>154800621Baldoped legend
>>154800621I like how they only run the 100m sprint, cause they couldn't possibly outdope the medium and long distance runners
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>>154800621Jannik Sinner
>>154800621Frances Bentley
>>154800621That man does not look healthy.His head looks like it's about to pop.
>>154813297That's just because his swimcap is tight
Live link. Hit the bell icon bois https://www.youtube.com/live/aSy5L2DqDDw
>>154800621This is such an incredibly sad event. Massive L for Peter Thiel and all the other cringe """right wing""" elite (furthermore, I say hang them all)
>>154823167This is one of the coolest things a billionaire has ever done. I want more billionaires funding the kind of ridiculous stuff we used to joke about on /sp/ along with mad science like head transplants and bringing back dinosaurs, and building gigantic pyramids like the Egyptian pharaohs.
>>154824291Bro look into the details. They massively limited the amount of things the athletes are allowed to use. And then they built an incredibly lame microstadium where you can watch people who are allowed to take FDA approved drugs that are not tolerated by the IOC. It would be way cooler if you had actual crazy HGH tren freaks but you essentially get a very gay event with people who are mildly enhanced
>>154826049>nooo, they aren't allowed to take shit that would give them insta cancer instead of getting cancer 10 years laterKrauts and their obsession with chemistry
Mark McGwire
the X Games don't do drug testing because they know 95% of contestants would be DSQ after testing positive. not for PEDs, but marijuana
>>154826162Fuck you my point is that their marketing is a lie
>>154826589don't american sports like the nba/nfl tolerate drugs anyway?
>>154828256You can get suspended if you get caught
>>154800938Midgeti Enhancedini
>>154805047Based enjoyer of the doped donkey
>>154801065not your cock but your balls yestestes are the organ in charge of producing testosterone in the body, so they shrink if you introduce T from the outside as the body deems them unneeded
>>154826049I'm sure they will eventually allow stronger potions. This is the first one and if they allowed athletes to take more hardcore stuff and someone got even slightly dizzy during an even it would become a scandal and some karen politician would draw a bill prohibiting such events forever.
literally no diference from regular olympics
>>154800621>favorite enhanced athlete?Gross, natty is always better
>billionaire jews treating people like rats bad except for when it's something that makes me laugh
>>154832006>funded by Peter Thiel, Balaji Srinivasan, Donald Jr's VC fund, Christian Angermayer, and the Winkelvoss twins>founded by Aron D'SouzaI don't think this is some sort of Jewish thing
>>154813108she's a coalburner
