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Todays games:
LAT vs USA
DEN vs SLO
SUI vs HUN
SVK vs CZE
AUT vs GER
NOR vs SWE
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bash those czechian cunts today, lads. can't stand those smug, arrogant stinky pepiks
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>>154801278
>LAT vs USA
>DEN vs SLO
>SVK vs CZE
>AUT vs GER
We're having a feast today
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>>154801278
>using ancient history for the OP image
sad!
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>>154802077
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>>154802282
why isn't Rimpinen playing for Binlin
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>>154802649
which facebook boomer page makes these?
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>>154802851
Fanoušci českého hokeje group, 90% of posts is cringe slopkino
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>>154802956
kek based boomers, although czechs are raping our bussies today
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>>154801278
LATsko
SLOsko
SUIsko
SVKsko
AUTsko
NORsko
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>Lotyšsko - Spojené státy americké
Lotyšsko
>Dánsko - Slovinsko
Slovinsko
>Švýcarsko - Maďarsko
Maďarsko
>Slovensko - Česko
Slovensko
>Rakousko - Německo
Rakousko
>Norsko - Švédsko
Norsko
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>>154801278
Danish filth NOT looking good this year
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Davaj, čali. Bez liekām runām - HUJĀRĪ TOS ĀMĪŠUS!
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I am actually excited about denmark slovenia. Denmark big favorite but at the same time slovenia has played better than expected and denmark worse than expected so far.
Lat usa less exciting, but also could be fun. Usa not looking good so far.
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Today i am an Easylander
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>>154803599
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>>154803600
>Lat usa less exciting
latvia needs at least one points to have any chance of getting to playoffs
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>>154803627
I know. I already accepted no latvia in playoffs after the loss to austria.
>>154803606
Today i am slovenian.
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>>154803609
Without this guy we would legit be relegated this year
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>>154803666
Satan
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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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VĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀRTĪĪĪĪĪĪĪĪĪ
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>154803683
Miro
Our team giving me false hope again
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egle egle egle egle!!!!
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Why does the USA coach look like a Nazi doctor? He should get a pair of circular glasses.
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Latvia will win this
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>>154803703
Totally. We're like a cornered rat.
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LAT VI JA
LAT VI JA
LAT VI JA
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Where is Artūrs Šilovs?
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>>154803716
injured
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>another pp
but there are no blacks in the usa team
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>>154803720
>could play for penguins but not for his country
telling
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>>154803716
Pretending to be tired from the nhl season. Funny thing is goalies don't even get tired from playing hockey, they barely move around.
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>>154803725
American culture is centered around...
I'm seeing slovenians being the better team so far in the other game
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>>154803730
bait
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Crazy save from the American goalie
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>>154803730
You can be mentally or physically tired.
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>latvian misses an empty net
Slovenia (maybe) scored
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>>154803746
cooley is good and also lives with a rabbit
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>>154803758
>lives with a rabbit
Chad move
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Why is nobody watching slovenia. Highly controversial moment there.
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another apology from Batņa incoming
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What should I get for lunch?
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>>154803776
māmmi
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>>154803776
Maksalaatikko rusinoilla
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>>154803776
skoda
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>>154803776
hesburger
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>>154803730
It's a shame because he's an elite goaltender
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>>154803776
Stekt fläsk med kokt potatis och löksås
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>>154803793
Gudļevskis is our 2nd best, so it's fine
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>>154803793
It's a shame he lost a game 7 multiple times already
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>>154803776
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>>154803776
beer
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>>154803758
>lives with a rabbit
is the relationship noncommittal or?
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>>154803776
Kaalikääryleet
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>>154803809
in canadian law I believe it is known as a common-law relationship at this point
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>Moore
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This is not fun to watch
Slovenia had a great 1st period though
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>>154803803
Eh I don't think you can blame him, first was with the Canucks who suck and then with the Penguins who only just barely made the playoffs in the first place because of their old geriatric core
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well i guess it's time to goon, nothing else to do in the intermission, so
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Why was our goal disallowed? I don't know hockey rules
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>>154803840
I'm not blaming him, it's just unlucky.
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>>154803854
He kicked the puck. I actually disagree with the call because the slovenian player missed the net with the kick, the danish player kicked the puck in his own net.
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>>154803854
didnt see but I assume someone touched the goalie
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>>154803868
No, goal was disallowed because of the kicking motion. Ref made it clear.
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>we're gonna score next period
famous last words
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>>154803880
He looks like a 10 year old mexican
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Why is Denmark so shit this year
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>>154803924
no ehlers or andersen
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>>154803924
When you play home you can trick people into thinking you're not shit. Yes i am talking about latvia too.
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what is this phenotype?
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>>154803990
Looks canadian or finnish
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>>154803990
100% Nordic Finnish bull
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>>154803995
>canadian
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>>154803990
Muttolainen
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>>154803995
>>154804008
These
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ref keeps making problematic arm gesture...
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>>154804017
Canada is the world's center of white-asian racemixing. It doesn't happen as much in other countries.
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Denmark and usa both on path to winning. Both playing pretty good.
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>>154804034
source?
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BIG
BOY
HOCKEY
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We pp?
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Ball sirs
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>gangrape an american
>still get a power play
Thanks reffies
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Latlagian pp
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has there ever been a softer pp?
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>>154804084
Don't get me started om latgalians. They're half latvian half russian half polish half belorussian half lithuanian and they depend on gibs.
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is this latvia goalie invincible or
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>>154804102
Time will tell. There's a lot of minutes left.
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>>154804093
holy shit they are fat
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>>154804102
Hero of 2014 Olympics
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>>154804118
We lost that game though so who cares.
Danes finally scored.
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Krystian Godlewski
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>>154804086
you should see me after 9pm
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>31 saves, 0 goals allowed
in the nhl, if you can save 9/10 shots you are considered a starting goalie
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the dream is dead
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It's ogre
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>>154804134
1 goal allowed
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>154804055
it's full of indians
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>>154804145
took 32 shots, will take 32 more if they want another
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>>154804134
afaik, he was signed for Tampa for a while
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About time that fucking faggot Tkachuk did something useful
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Would you?
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>>154804184
i would her friend
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>>154804184
>here's you betabux wife bro
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>>154804184
Shape of cheeks and knuckles indicate a fat belly so no.
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>>154804184
I considered this inappropriate and sexual assault
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>>154804184
can somebody explain these pins for me
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The great satan should fuck off
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>>154804204
yes
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>>154804204
Communist tradition, you wouldn't understand
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>>154804194
Nothing wrong with a slam piggy
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>>154804208
thanks
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>>154804204
collectible pins from events
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>>154804222
oh cool, I wish I could do that too but I am not rich enough to fly to the world cup every year to do so.
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Just farted out of my dick
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>>154804246
How did the bottom surgery go
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>>154804266
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>>154804252
kek, 87 roars twice and then 22 roars twice
real primal hockey
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What kind of beer do they serve at these events, Corona?
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>just gotta keep throwing the kitchen sink at them
latvians better prepare for sinks being thrown at them in the 3rd
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>>154804297
A real wordsmith this guy
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>>154804290
Slav mammaries
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>>154804293
depends on the location/sponsorship. Usually it would be the most popular beer in that country is my guess. They have the deepest pockets and can afford year-round sponsorship deals with venues.
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this man must go through at least 1 or 2 mouthguards per game
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>>154804329
The microplastics he's getting from that is making him a better player
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Is Batņa our worse centre?
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yeah, this is going to shootout
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cam onnn latvia scarr sum gols
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VĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀRTĪĪĪĪĪĪĪĪĪĪĪĪĪĪĪĪĪĪ
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i wish i could be molested by the mascot :(
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flameschads... this is not good
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>>154804368
Yup
Mutts pulling goalie and coming back
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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRR
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>>154804204
the man is a war hero
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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latviabros we're doing it
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>>154804401
Would be fun if we won today and against hungary, but don't make the playoffs because brits defeat us
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Latvia strong
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>>154804414
wouldn't be surprising
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>>154804416
Latvia superpower 2030
Sad that slovenians couldn't score, but that makes the slovenia italy game more high stakes
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If Latvia wins, the president should give their goalie the highest civilian honour that can be awarded
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>>154804434
They actually do shit like that in this country
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>>154804434
This is a normal day for any Latvian goalie
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When mars enters the sign scorpio, latvian hockey gains power
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>>154804440
>shots currently 40 -17
it would be well deserved
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>>154804434
And then the backup goalie who barely did anything should go on a celebration tour throughout Latvia
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>>154804454
Did gudlevskis ever go to north america to be a goalie there?
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latvijaaaa
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>>154804466
He did, I think right after Sochi 2014, but didn't play much, and went back to Europe.
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Visvaldis Dzenis, an inventor of Latvian descent, prototyped and built a machine that mechanized and industrialized the production of mozzarella cheese, changing how it is manufactured globally.
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>>154804478
Latvian style pp
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weak pp lardbros....
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Not taking advantage of those scoring chances is embarrasing
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omgomgomg big excitement
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when is the goalie coming out?
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>>154804509
Soon
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GUDI
GUDI
GUDI
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Why is USA losing to Latvia
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>5v6
ĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀ
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>>154804524
Latvia is a hockey superpower
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>>154804524
Got raped by swiss and finns already, not a good team. Almost got raped by germs too.
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>>154804524
because the latvian goalie has mutated into a brick wall
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>>154804434
typical goalie saves the day moment (almost every game)
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>>154804509
Is he gay?
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>>154804252
based Regenda
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>>154804524
If USA loses today, and then to Austria, they don't get to play-offs.
Which would be pretty funny.
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amerilards...
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>>154804537
what a sad cunt
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SCAAAR
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I guess it's back to pretending not to care about international events ameribros...
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JAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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CERĪBA BIJ JŪSU
UZVARA MŪSU
UZVARA MŪSU
SARAUJ LATVIJA
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Close to win now 99% guaranteed. Finally an empty netter.
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VAAARTIIIIIII
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Happy for my boy Vilmanis. He's so scared to shoot that he literally carried the puck right into the empty net just to be sure.
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usa really isnt a hockey country
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latvija...
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>murrica
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Uh oh we spoke too soon
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ummm....
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TRULY THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
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UH OH
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Opps
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burgerbros, not like this...
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REALLY?
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perkunas sentään
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JAAAAAAAAAA
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ĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀĀ
VĀĀĀĀĀRTĪĪĪĪĪĪĪĪĪĪ
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USA sucks at hockey
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HAHAHHAHAHA
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Good script so far. No matter how this ends. Win i guess.
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who would win - an ugly little shitstain of a country, or latvia?
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>americans in charge of passing
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The most dangerous lead 2 : Electric boogaloo
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jej
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3 goals in 20 seconds.
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ALL GOOD AGAIN
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Wow this is a new level of embarrassment
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>>154804606
Some may have been empty netters
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Good game Latvija!
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celebrate good times come on!
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Group A is absolute garbage can
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>>154804610
This is crazy standings now. Lat aut ger usa all competing for 2 spots in the top 4.
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>>154804610
nobody can touch the swiss tho
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>>154804610
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Now it's up to Austria. All you have to do it win USA, and they don't get out of group stage.
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has a titleholder ever missed the quarters before?
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no triple gold club for you yet, matty!
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Gudlevskis is socially awkward
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Goodij Goodij Goodij!
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>>154804610
>ungarija
>cuckstan
its over for us
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heh, nothing personel murrica
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What's with the old hags? Where are the qt girls?
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>>154804646
Great britain is a win, hungary a cointoss. Hungary has been pretty good so far.
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>>154804655
It's Latvia we're talking about. Both games are a coin toss.
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Baltics hockey superpower: 2027
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>>154804652
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Usa players keep overcommitting offensively. We could have scored those 4 a lot earlier.
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>>154804623
how the fuck did he do it?
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Soon
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Let's shit up /hoc/
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so group A is just battle of 4th now
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>>154804610
Alright, which team do we need to win or lose to maximize our chances of getting into quarterfinals? It's not an absolute guarantee that we'll win against Hungary and UK, so I'm not adding 6 pts to us yet.
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>>154804680
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>>154804712
If austria defeats germany today, getting there gets more complicated. It's better that germany wins.
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>>154804681
why drop feces on a turd
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>>154804712
Preferably Germany wins Austria.
Then Austria wins USA for the complete meme.
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>>154804723
Good point
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We'll see if czechs and slovaks still hate me. I'm sure they do. For no reason at all too.
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>>154804665
JAAA LEKKERE HOLLANDSE MEISJES HELEMAAL VOLBLAFFEN
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>pooSA
WON'T YOU FLYYYYYY HIIIIIIGH FRIIIIIIBEEEERGS
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>>154804779
I dont
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>>154804779
I do
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when do the playoffs start? no i will not google it
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>>154804826
once every team has played 7 games (next week)
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get fucked
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>>154804630
inb4 usa wins 8-0
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>>154804712
might as well assume Austria 12 points, USA 11 points

but even if Austria loses both games, Latvia needs points from both remaining games. Seems like Latvia needs 2 wins regardless
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>>154804635
no
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>>154804849
i prefer the slovensko meal if i had to choose
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>>154804849
Who makes better food for real of these 2?
>>154804816
>>154804796
Czechia for the win then. Czech women help me get off, i like them.
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>>154804929
im hungry for hungarian
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>>154804984
Do you like them big? I do like them big, but not too big.
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>>154804984
holy titcow
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kwab
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team usa is a SHIT team
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Good job
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>Borovička song playing
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https://youtu.be/OpUMeasWWsU
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bought a whole jack daniels bottle and will drink it in its entirety if we lose. will pass out around half way in tho
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>>154805269
may I join?
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>>154805269
I'm sipping Urbock
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>>154805288
the more the merrier. i'm a lightweight when it comes to drinking
>>154805293
cheers finbro
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I'm starting to think Team GB isn't going to get any points off Latvia.
Japan got relegated to 1B too..
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>>154805324
Brits are staying on 0 points, but hungary is playing decent, they might get points from us.
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Drinking coffee and eating Kolatsche
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>>154805324
Why isn't Japan big on hockey? They love baseball and football. Can't they just make an Ice Hockey Koshien?
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>>154805357
ice rinks take up a lot of space and arent really multipurpose like a field
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arteta vibes
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>>154805269
I, myself, am finishing a 26 ounce bottle of vodka.
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Hear me ROAR
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stadium sold out all tickets apparently, very based
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>>154805379
you can use them for concerts and boxing and mma and wrestling desu
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>>154805323
>i'm a lightweight when it comes to drinking
I envy people like you, getting drunk for cheap
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>>154805400
this show is ass, don't watch it
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he just went home
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>>154805432
Too late I watched it as it aired
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>"MY CHCEME GOL" chant from either fanbase
>hypes up both teams
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>>154805445
Get a cat so you don't have vermin in your home anymore
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Czechy-breky or Slovaky-paky?
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SCOR SUM FUCKING GOAL
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>barely anything happens
>commentator absolutely gooning
>>
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>>154805475
You guys must have excitable nationalist apes as commentators too
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Reeeeeeeeee tv doesn’t air the ’sko battle
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We are being demolished
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>>154805426
the key is to drink once or twice a year at most
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>>154802077
1993
2014
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Will the swiss FINALLY get their gold?
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>>154805501
Only Finland's games and semifinals and forth here too. Miss the Yle days of every game being on the telly
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>>154805530
No. Weakmind.
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>>154805534
Buy viaplay :)
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There’s a Notch and a Grinch in sui-hun game
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>>154805534
Donate to onhockey
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>>154805501
Not only that but i am pretty sure that all the Swedish matches so far has only been on Viaplay not Kanal 6 or TV10
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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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Can't wait to beat Svenne Banan today!
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Skoda!
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CZECH CHADS
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>>154805501
We always have every game on public TV and natiolanist chubby chuds wanted to cut the funding.
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>>154805606
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Too bad slovaks got those 11 points. They're not getting any more, those 11 will be enough.
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Wish I had budvar or urquell
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Is Hungary /elite/ or is the fiasko already beginning?
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>>154805645
fiasko tier
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>don't mess with the U.S.
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SLOVENSKOOO
SLOVENSKOOO
HEJA HEJA HEJA SLOVENSKO
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>>154805623
sports are all public broadcasters are good for
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>>154805660
Sooner than usual
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WUT?! AWESOME
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Riggi
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>>154805715
Offside, hungary going for that 4th point.
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NOOO
Such an awesome goal gone
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Slovakia dominates
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>>154805746
yeah, shame
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>>154805746
Throwing a puck into the net is not awesome. It's cheating.
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Finally, this one must be good.
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SCAAAAAR
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Shoot the puck in the net idiots
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stereotypical meme name for swiss? Like Sven or Pekka etc
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this game is for second overall in group b, right? i don't think sweden can finish second.
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>>154805860
Beat
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>>154805860
swiss aren't a people. they're an unholy trinity of frogs, krauts, and wops.
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>>154805860
Andri/Andrin
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why does romansh get this much hate
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imagine the banter on ice between the players
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>>154805860
Ueli, Urs, Beat
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>>154805860
hans
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>>154805860
röstifresser
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Total Pospisil Death enacted
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>>154805982
Wtf is wrong with you guys
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JOSI
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>the vanquisher of Hungary
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Having extra passionate sexo with my czech gf no matter who wins
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>>154806115
the Hangman of Hungarians?
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Amazing peepee
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Who hung all the Aryans?
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Josi 1 2 3
He sure woke up.
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>>154806130
I hate miscegenation like this, Slovak man - Czech woman relationships.
Everybody knows it's fine only when the genders are reversed
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>>154806219
Slovaked.com
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>>154806219
Anon your Slovakian female fetish is showing
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>>154806219
it's definitely a step backwards for slovak men
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>>154806219
bit gay, ngl
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Fight fight fight
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>>154806099
What? Does Ueli mean "gay sex" in Baltic?
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Do the swiss miss a single NHL player that’s available? Wish our entitled asshole players were this hungry
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>Mr. President, czechoslovakia is fighting!
Against WHOMST?
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a slavic slap fight
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czechoslovakia will win
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>>154806388
Slovaks are Ugric
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>>154806372
Ok, ueli
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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he shoot and scaaaaa
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God damn Latvia broliuks I'm so fucking sad that I missed the game because my pop forced me out of my neetdom to do normie shit....
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Goalie not elite, gudlevskis saves that
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>>154806404
put down the bottle
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heh nothing personnel, lil pepik ;)
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>>154806447
Zoomers don't drink
>>154806429
It was frustrating. We had many scoring chances wasted. It should have been a big win.
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Keď Čech nemôže rozhodca pomôže .. úplne pískanie pre Čechov .. kľudne nedávajte ale pravda je pravda
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>>154806480
Cuckold shows
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I think it's so dumb how one teams has so much more rest time sometimes.
For example denmark was free yesterday and we played canada at 16, then play denmark today at 12..
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dumb penalty
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>>154806480
traitors
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>>154806487
danmark is drunk
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>>154806488
Slovak monkey fucking shit up
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What a second period.
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sl*vak roidrage
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swissies are beatin ass
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>>154806521
Finny rage
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>>154806506
They play italy tomorrow and might lose since italy was free today. Then we play italy in 2 days after we are free tomorrow.
If the winners are
Denmark
Italy
Slovenia
It's clear rest day is key
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>>154806466
A win is a win an now pooSA may not even get out of the group stage
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>>154806552
Yes group a extra extra fun now. 4 contenders for 2 stopts in the play off.
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NECH BOŽE DÁ TEN VÍŤAZNÝ GÓL
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>>154806542
when you are at their level I don't think a rest day makes much difference. they still put hours on the ice for practice anyway
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Realistically, which team am I supposed to cheer for in this game?
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>>154806583
czechoslovakia
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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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not so fast, kzekia
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>>154806583
>cheer
Do you hate mountains, z bots and poverty more or whores, meth and beer?
Czechs are more degenerate and rich, slovaks more traditional and retarded.
2:2
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>>154806633
just like swedes and us
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>>154806583
The Austrian Empire
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>>154806633
I feel like czechs are basically the germans of eastern europe.
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>>154806675
socks and sandals belt
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https://youtu.be/XMGL3i_vtKI
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beer is good for you
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>>154806759
until you get a ulcer
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>>154806583
Cheer for them not knocking any players out.
Both teams are fairly comfortably going to the quarterfinals no matter the result... as long as neither side apes out and kills some key player for the other team.
Which would be the real own goal.
Cheer for a tie with (a fair, nonbullshit) OT win for Slovakia. Everyone gets points, the underdog youngsters get a win. Though OT win for Czechia is still workable.

Again, the important thing is they can call GGs, instead of having to listen to a few months of refpuck or retard luck the moment any hockey gets brought up anywhere within ex-Czechoslovakia.
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>>154806783
Refpuck and luck will be mentioned no matter what happens
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Where is he?
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i thought we were going to get BTFO and its a pretty even match
a bit embarrassing for the czechs in my IMO
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we haven't won against Czechia at this mickey mouse tournament since 2012 when we knocked them out of the semifinals
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Business idea: Czechoslovakia.
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>>154806928
The problem with slovakia is that is half full of slovaks
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finally a chance to post this again
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>>154806928
The problem with czechia is that they're back stabbing and thieving cunts
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Prečo mali teraz Česi 2 dni voľna, budú mať zajtra zase volno a ešte im aj posledné 3 zápasy pomáhajú rozhodcovia?
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>>154806978
Is that >>154807026 true?
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>>154806675
Everywhere east of Germany is thoroughly German in culture. Various places just exhibit different portions of German culture more strongly.
Even the fucking Russians bake German-style bread, make German recipes, eat German-style snacks, the country has German laws (just oligarch-maxxed) and institutions, German lack of any sense of aesthetics,...
And they're at the absolute extreme. Balkans mix in a tiny dose of Mediterranean culture but the moment you live outside of this hell on Ear...Europe with decent baked goods and nothing else, you will see that anything from Ruhr to Stalingrad is the same shit relative to the rest of thr world. Just with different levels of government abusing the inability of this cultural complex to fight back. In Germany the government fucks up your taxes, your housing, your train infrastructure. Russian gov. just go all the way and fucks up everything there is for the plebs outside capital. And they just endlessly bitch and moan about it at home much like you do, but nothing changes.
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>>154807026
>t. betrayed the czechs for hitler
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>>154806928
Don't be ridiculous. Chop those countries up in smaller pieces instead.
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>>154807068
>Everywhere east of Germany is thoroughly German in culture
lel this is how thirdies pretend to be white
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just turned on tv
i hope this match is full of hate already
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>>154807063
Not really
In 1918, when czechoslovakia was first created, we taught the slovaks everything.
We built their cities, we built schools, we built hospitals. We built roads, railways. Constructed power plants.
We taught them agriculture, hygiene

Then in 1938 Herr Hitler came knocking on their doors and immediately slovaks went in crying "oh woe is me, save us".
And in 1939, slovakia started WW2 by invading Poland, forcing Germany and R*ssia to follow.
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>>154807074
didn't happen and if it did it was deserved
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Satan is a Slovak
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>>154807074
holy based
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>>154807140
Slovak = satanism
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>>154807118
>we wuz civilization builders and shiet
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>>154807118
>And in 1939, slovakia started WW2 by invading Poland, forcing Germany and R*ssia to follow.
Had not heard that take before, but i believe you. I know what slovaks are like.
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>one of the czech players is literally called Negro
based
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>>154807118
Like us with Finland but they were literally in the bronze age
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>>154807118
>And in 1939, slovakia started WW2 by invading Poland
wow, I never knew.
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Someone got half of Sweden rangebanned, can't post from my pc
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>>154807269
this is a czech propaganda
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>>154807224
Worse, they were hunter-gatherers before the noble Swede brought civilized them.
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Lmao
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>>154807185
And clearly we have failed
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>>154807275
Maybe the swedish government
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Why Slovakia uses the hungarian cross ?
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>>154807362
Stop with your lmaos. Nobody is watching the 100:0 in the swiss game. WATCH THE OTHER GAME.
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>>154807269
>Swiss
So about all that looted gold that grandpa sent over to Goodboy Bank? When can I come pick it up?

But yeah, it's true. It's always a bit funny seeing the coat of arms on all sorts of Wehrmacht hardware. Like these Stukas used to bomb Greece.
We made it out as dindus, tho.
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So Slovakia is evil? Always assumed you were similar
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>>154807422
No national identity other than herding sheeps
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>>154807478
Anon...
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jesus what a shitty goal
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There was once a guy in central europe named Vak.
Vak had down's syndrome, and so people called him Slow Vak. With time, this simply became "Slovak."
Despite his mental condition, Slovak managed to have many children with his sister, after which he had even more children with his daughters. And so began a long tradition of horrible inbreeding within the Slovak family. After a few generations, the Slovaks were already numbering in the hundreds, all of them very inbred and mentally retarded. Eventually, they even reached the hundreds of thousands, and then the millions.
Later on, they got Germanified by their Czech (civilized) neighbours. So Slovaks were basically inbred downies who spoke a germanic language, the Czech language. The Czech's didn't know what to do with them, so they decided to name it Slovakia and make it their open-air mental asylum.
Eventually, the Slovaks were so inbred that they even managed to convince themselves that they had a history, language and culture of their own. And so Slovakia, the country as we know today, was born.
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>>154807478
Evil about to lose
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>>154807478
very evil
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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Based Cervenka
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>>154807536
Oh wait, you're a Swedebro.
Sorry, I thought it was still the Finnish anon asking.
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Training for the FIFA World Cup
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>>154807224
>>154807351
Delet pls
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CAM ON REFBROS
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>>154807590
Which group is czechia in?
Our commentators convinced it's a good goal, i am less sure.
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i dont mind losing, but now the whole nation will blame the refs for counting this goal and be butthurt
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czechians paid off the refs as usual, not with money but with their women
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>>154807471
The new york jews made sure everyone knows about the gold. I never knew anything about that invasion by slovaks, though the whole axis coalition situation in eastern europe is complicated anyway.
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české šťastíčko
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No doubt about that one
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>>154807641
Lucie wilde
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>>154807590
Mexico, Worst Korea and Sudafrica I believe
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A lot of kicking in hockey nowadays
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>>154807632
See >>154806824
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>rotate your foot 30°
Omg kick!
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>>154807671
>>154807625
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>>154807684
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>>154807351
There's nothing noble about the Svenne.
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>>154807673
Sure thing. We have canadian reffies today. Canadians love kicking.
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Kkt normalne tu nohu vysunul ale hol plati :DDDDDD banda rozhodcovska skurvena
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East european women are either cute or bogandoffs
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>>154807671
Competitive. Could be 3 wins, could ne 3 losses.
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Vyjebany futbalovy Červenka a skurveny rozhodcovia …
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>>154807739
>>154807766
retardi :DDD
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Way too excited over that puck
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>>154806579
I don't know about hockey. But in football the team that plays semifinal a day earlier has close to 100% win rate this century at the world cup at euros. And thats 3 days vs 4 so smaller difference compared to 1 vs 0
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Czech republic hoooooo!
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>its literally joever
what went wrong, čobolbros?
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>>154807850
Let him have his fun
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>>154807854
Take that greek eurocup away then. It doesn't count.
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>>154807894
Surprisingly That greek win is the one exception
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Equalizer within 1:47
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Slovaks are 4th in this group even if this goes to OT
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why are we pretending czechia v. Slovakia is like England v. Germany? Don't these countries like each other?
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ale běžte do pičééééé
žádné drama na závěr, dík
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>>154807926
>let's pretend germany and england hate each other
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Kubalíkbros...
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>czech empty netting
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they deserved to lose for missing that empty netter
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KDE DOMOV MŮJ
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tak zas příště, čobolbros
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>slovak ape seething at something
Kino
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>>154808012
>>154808013
*phtoo*
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čobolí to prebolí
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AJ TAK SME MAJSTRI
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that was a fun game
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apparently there were a lot of cz/sk celebs at the match but i have not recognized a single person
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>>154808076
we don't have celebs
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7 group games per team is absolutely ridiculous

it should be max 5 games and playoffs
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>>154808104
You must be joking, 7 games is barely enough to get their play together
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Slowacks loudly seething about refs
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>>154808142
in olympics they play 3 games

nobody in their right mind comes to play 7 games + playoffs after long nhl season, there is an injury risk etc.

i would never join such tournament after exhausting nhl season of 82 regular season games if i was playing in nhl
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>>154808269
Because you are not a patriot.
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>>154808104
7 is fine. I like this goyslop. 14 games would be nice too. Play each team in your group twice. Why not?
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NORGE NORGE NORGE
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>>154808269
They enjoy playing, let them play.
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>>154808217
skoda cup season officially started
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>>154808269
Spending your whole career in nhl is just pure greed. You don't need all that money, play in a chill euro league instead.
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>>154808305
Every player dreams of spending his career and life in some shithole like Detroit
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>>154808286
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>>154808269
The olympics only play 3 games because it's rushed, they logistically can't play more games. I didn't even have time to see our group games. Finland has a solid roster this year so I don't see the problem
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>>154808358
I will punt this dog
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>>154808330
They should reconsider that. One goalie from this country decided to go to the new world, died shortly after that. Stay out of brazil, kids.
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>>154808330
You do realize they don't actually live in Detroit. There was some small town just outside the city that used to be called Little Sweden because all the players lived there
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>>154808340
that's because we are using EHT players + bark and lundell from florida dynasty team

top EHT players are way more skilled than average / shit tier nhl player


But there are now teams such as UK or Italy which should never attend these tournament, they are complete waste of time of other teams

cut the attending team size by 2-4 teams, or make 4 groups of 4
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>>154808332
Faster growing women's sport than football
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>>154808429
Cutting down by 2 teams would be fine to get rid of UK and Italy but then you'd also have to get rid of auto relegation or those teams could still appear every other year
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>>154808429
thank you. im glad you agree promotion and relegation is garbage.
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>>154808429
>or make 4 groups of 4
That has totally never been tried. Are you underage?
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>>154808439
So many talents
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>>154808459
yes, and it was better than current system? you can even make upper and lower bracket system for playoffs, so small group + upper and lower brackets would be ideal
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What to watch? Anschluss or Nordic derby?
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>>154807536
>hurr durr nazis put the stars on the sky
they were the good guys btw
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>>154808489
No. The perfect system would be every team plays every other team in the group stage. 15 games for each team. Then top 8 in playoffs.
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>>154808489
You're taking this way too seriously, the point outside of competition is just to have different countries face each other as often as possible for fun. Speedrunning to the finals just makes it boring
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>>154808506
no you have to be insane

>>154808547
we played uk yesterday and players like barkov dont even wanna be there against these shit tier teams because it's like playing agaisnt someone who cant even skate
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>>154808555
UK is the extreme example, but maybe Barkov isn't autistic and just thinks it's fun to travel to Switzerland, meet people and experience the event as a whole
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If you think kicking more nations out of the WC gonna be good for hockey i got a surprise for you. It's a small sport and you are super autistic.

Please watch combined nordic women. It's gonna be a world sport.
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They are mocking us...
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>>154808097
You have porn stars, they count as celebs?
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>>154808668
Yeah we're basically the UK/Italy of the football world cup but here it will get 10x the hype and viewership of this tournament. If you want serious hockey just watch canes-habs tonight
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>>154808710
>If you want serious hockey just watch canes-habs tonight
You prefer watching WWE type theatre to a real competition between nations.
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>>154808731
Well no shit, its not like the laffs won the draft accidentally.

The only fum is that even with garys blatant rigging, the laffs wills still fail to obtaim stan lee cup.
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>>154808771
The laffs fan narrative is that it's rigged against them and for the sunbelt though.
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>>154808604
he was injured entire season, he is well rested

overall the tournament system is currently really bad, and need to make it shorter
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>>154808731
Watching american sports. Ever.
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>>154808809
>shorter
*longer
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>>154808809
Your argument is that it must change because Barkov doesn't want to play, yet he's there playing. Doesn't even make any sense

I think the NHL goes on for too long and encourages injuring other players too much, but Bettman needs his line to go up
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>>154808870
Exactly. That finn is confused. Nhl is the problem. That league should be run by the iihf. Dismantle that organization, let iihf run a comfy 50 or 60 game season in the usa/canada. Keep the best of 7 playoffs. Give canada one or 2 extra teams.
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Heia Norge
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Döda Noreg!
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>>154808930
Gib us powah against the evil svenne!
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>>154808976
HESE
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Slovaks are germanshaming us again
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MR 100% HAUKELAND
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>germany - germany
>norway - norway
Wtf
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Norwegians look down on us like we're peasants
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>>154809087
And they're right. Norway is the perfect communist country while sweden is a capitalist hellscape. May the best norway win today.
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Heja Heia!
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our jersey mogs theirs
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We need germans to win this, but germany is so unlikable. Difficult watch.
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>>154809087
Damn that must suck!
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>>154809140
Imagine if the blue jersey had the shade of blue that's in the swedish flag. Fruity af.
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>>154809170
retard
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The swedes are very violent.
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Pooper play!
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beautiful dive
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Asshole move

This is what colonist looks like
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Refpuck
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Mutts aint’t got that clutch
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Is 100 sv% good?
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>>154808710
World CUp is full of shit tier teams, sweden literally places somewherea around middle in there

eurocup is higher level

>>154808870
no that's not the argument. he does not want to play against shit tier teams. what is the point of coming from 82 regular season to play against italy or uk who cant even skate.

make the tournament shorter and get more better players interested to coming to play is the way to go


I literally havent watched a single group game of Finland this tournament yet, i only watch playoff games. They stretch the tournament to 7 group games because they want to sell the tickets so the tournament overlords can get rich while making the tournament shittier
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HAUKELAAAAND
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I CANT SCORE
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SCAAAAR
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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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No. No. Shape the fuck up we can’t fucking lose to norway
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Fuck yeah
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>>154809322
i like it. the hallam humiliation ritual must continue. this is his loss, his choke. his butt being assaulted full force, not ours. hallam is a cuck
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One northern scaaars on another
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>>154809196
Fruity homogay
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Half my family is Norwegian, other half Swedish. Born in Norway, live in Sweden.
Who do I cheer for bros?
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>>154809322
We are free! You lost!
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>>154809343
Latvia
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DEN GLIDER IN
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>>154809343
why live in sneeden over norge?
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>>154809343
Austria
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>>154809417
Because dad left me a house in the archipelago. Sweden sucks but not many Mohammeds out here and don't have to live in an apartment.
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Norway is elite
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>>154809453
Ok nice lets keep it that way
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Is the stream fucked for anyone else? It keeps cutting to some side view where the audio is weird
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>>154809501
si senor
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Is there a chance for a new one?
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>>154809488
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AEIOU
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>>154809333
Can’t believe he’s still here after that olympics
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Is it true that you have to take two driving exams in Norway?
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I am still shocked any NHL players even accepted playing for this Hallam coached Tre Kronor. He has the worst record in their history and WC means jackshit anyways. Raymond playing better for Sweden than Detroit is hilarious though. Red Wing culture must be absolutely rotten.
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Bjørkbjørkbjørk is so angry.
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Why is Sweden so violent?
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>>154809541
One sober and one clean
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A lucky pooper play dive goal, not even nervous, trust the plan
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>>154809543
>losing to norge
>wc means jackshit anyways
i see you svenne
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>>154809543
i feel bad for ivar and viggo. i wish them best of luck in the chel (lets hope they dont end up in a dead end canadian franchise)
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>>154809606
Leafs are picking McKenna, don't worry
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>>154809589
Sweden needs some points to go through. Lose today and against slavacks and you're out.
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>the plan..?
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I like it when the really dirty agressive team actually whines to the ref.
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Slowacks are malding HARD
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Renberg looks like an old fat jew
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>>154809606
Sharks will be retarded and pick for need instead of BPA. He will probably end up in Vancouver sadly. That said I actually like Björck more than Stenberg. If Björck was 6'1 he would go #1 or at least top 3 minimum.
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>>154809667
Are they prone to such behaviour?
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>>154809590
Colonized!
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>>154809590
Norrbagge actually, but yeah WC means nothing. Just like Olympics without NHL means nothing. If it isn't best players available who cares.
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>>154809521
love them so much
going to sleep good luck norge, beat the svennes to a pulp!
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>>154809785
>going to sleep at 21:00 on a saturday
Just how eternally alone are you?
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>>154809822
Aren't Finngols an hour ahead?
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Are they good at hockey?
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>>154809822
retard
>>154809853
yes
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>>154809822
akshuly its 22:00 and bekka is a gamla gubbe now
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>>154809868
>going to sleep at 22:00 on a saturday
That’s a good workdrone, gotta be fresh on monday to slave away!
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>>154809902
He stayed up to watch the playoffs and barely slept

t. knower
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>>154809902
>monday
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Pls let Martinsen kill one of the gay svennes
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SCÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖRRRRR
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Ostterreich trying too hard
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Norway really gotta do something about their jerseys, god damn they’re ugly
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The manlet centre will score. I can feel it.
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Whining swedes
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>>154809864
Yes
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Haukebros ist so over
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>>154809991
Our polar bear design was rhe best
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scarr
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swedes gloating KEK
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Basshunter blessed the game
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KEK
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Fuck This Shit!
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THEY ARE FOLLOWING THE RIGGED SCRIPTS HOW CURIOUS
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Being Moritz Seider is suffering. Be cucked out of Norris by Defensemen who can't defend. Red Wings haven't made the playoffs in 11 years. Germany is shit at hockey. Having to carry both a nation and a shit Original 6 team has to suck.
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JAG KÄNNER EN BOT
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cmon norge you didnt give us the mountain you promised so you gotta win this game
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>>154810066
gotta suck being 25 years old and a multimillionaire
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>>154810085
While living in Detroit. That's like living in Malmö.
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Norwegian coach is cute
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>>154810097
without grenades, at least
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>>154810097
I guarantee you he does not live in Detroit
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nice pass torsk
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FIGHT
AND WIN
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>>154810078
https://youtu.be/Sp70dlc3LkY?si=PAxbOCTFniYKUADW
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>>154810134
just like my marvel movies
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>>154810097
>homocide rate detroit 32/100 000
>homocide rate malmö 3/100 000
Stop larping, you’ll never be a dangerous new world hellhole
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>>154810125
He does live in Detroit lol.
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Norway guys look like Koff cans
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What the fuck you fucking retard!!!
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why is hellberg not in the net? the fix has to be in!
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>losing to norway
swedish hockey is deader than dead.
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>>154810175
He lives in Birmingham or something
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Svenne is terrible. This is what we think of svenne fotball not hockey.
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>>154810097
malmö is nice, what the fuck are you on about
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>>154810218
>won both youth tournaments
>suck ass in Samhalls team
Yeah
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This is Norway's Stanley Cup
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>>154810230
What’s that even supposed to mean?
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>>154810225
Still a same metro area
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The violent svenne with the dive
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not a lot of testosterone on the ice right now
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TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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LMAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>154810271
You suck! That's all you need to know :)
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>>154810282
yeah part of the same square tiling
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shorthander, kek
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
s w e d e n
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>Swedish pp
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Haaaaahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Hallam masterclass. Why does he keep preferring shitty 40 year old SHL players?
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stenbergbros...
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SWEDEN ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY?
ARE YOU OKAY SWEDEN?
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stenberg just became a 2nd rounder
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this is the full power of sam hallams hockey
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that's no goal wtf are they looking at?
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NO GOAL
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Never trust violent empires. Corrupt shit.
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>>154810347
Cause no NHL player wants to play in his team, here have silfverberg chud!
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Hockey is a joke if that counts
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Norwayians are too powerful
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Fucking violent svenne
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>>154810490
I’ll kill you if you don’t shut the fuck up faggot
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Hey, this Norway country seems pretty cool
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Are any of the refs Finnish? Asking for a friend
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>>154808506
>The perfect system would be every team plays every other team in the group stage. 15 games for each team. Then top 8 in playoffs.
The group stage would still be meaningless, and now it's lasting 15 games.

The PERFECT system:

- 4 groups of 4
- Each team plays each other team in the group once, plus one game against one random team from another group (6 total)
- Group winners (4) automatically skip the next round
- #2 team from each group plays a #3 team from another group, with the #2 team winning on a draw (no overtime)
- those 4 winners are then matched against the 4 group winners with the tournament continuing with a normal round-of-8 format
- bottom 4 play each other for relegation

>OBJECTION! The matches against randomized teams from other groups in the group stage could be rigged!
Do a live drawing.
>It could still be rigged like a magician's trick!
Yeah, it could. Whatever. You could have 2 games against each team in the same group, but it's not as fun to play the same teams.
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>mr 100%
until today
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>>154810511
It's only game why you have to be mad
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>>154810535
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>>154810511
That's pretty agressive bro!
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>Hallam is going to get Sweden relegated.
Impressive honestly.
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The great norwegian flesh wall
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Any Svalbardians playing?
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>>154810555
Fucking knew it. I'm onto you guys. I just know you guys are scheming something.
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>>154810561
Always welcome to play against the other balt titans
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>>154810561
I hope he succeeds so that everyone involved can fucking hang
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>>154810590
Nothing will change. Just like how Swedish football is still run by the same retards.
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>>154810545
>group stage must have meaning
Says the nhl watcher
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Slovaks are currently calling for our genocide
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>>154810561
Italy is on 0 points with 2 games to spare, we have 9.
Though missing the quarter is bad enough.
>>
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>>154810545
IIHF switched to the current format because USA got trapped in the relegation group in 2010
they don't want this to be possible ever again
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What is GB's secret?
>>
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>>154810726
It's like when you have a younger brother and he's sperging for no reason
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>>154810741
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>>154810698
>Hurr durr, me see flag
The NHL is the enemy of hoki, and yes, the NHL regular season is a pointless shitshow.

>>154810749
That's stupid, the IIHF is just as bad as the NHL (except powerless), and a top-6 team being relegated would be hilarious.
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>>154810726
Can't have that. Where else would we get our goalie prospects?
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>>154810802
>>
Games this year are a real clownshow. I'm starting to fear UK is gonna btfo us
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Money = freedom
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CAM ON NORGE
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>>154810749
Meanwhile Group B is the group of death.
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i have a bad feeling about the future of swedish hockey
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>>154810885
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>>154810896
Hockey is a dying sport in every country where it is popular. Too expensive to keep new prospects coming, especially in this economy.
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>>154810896
They are all gay!
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>>154810914
Divegrass is the future
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>>154810896
Good thing this team is the elephant graveyard of swedish hockey then
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Do it for IDA
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
raymond!
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>>154810896
They'll get a new coach and win some golds again eventually. Why wouldn't they?
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Two PING before a goal, norway got angel guardians
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Oh well it's over
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Imagine celebrating that you are scoring on Norway in hockey
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>>154810942
Yeah sadly how it is. If it is even dying in Canada, what hope do we have?
Mohammed divegrass is all that remains
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>HAN HINKAR EN NORRBAGGE ÖVER SARGEN!!!
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STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT
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>>154810968
At least norge played well this year
>>
I'm holding my stick right now, if you know what I mean
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>>154810973
I'll be honest, i'd rather play comfy 4v4 or 5v5 football than hockey
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>>154810962
low-t
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>n-nei pappa sverige du spiller for töft...hvorfor er du så slem
love raping these fags.
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The great satans are winning
Germs svens
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>>154810996
Best team we got in years and years
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>>154811007
What kind? I like to autistically collect sticks when out hiking
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>>154811021
That's not really true. In those grip strenght comparisons (to humiliate indians) swedes tend to be on top.
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>>154811051
Post pics of your sticks
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Well this is refuck!
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Kaukokari je na káry
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>>154810871
Embrace the luckpuck meme
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Worst PEEPEE ever, shoot you dumb niggers
>>
piss yellow
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Germs raping like we need. We can be 3rd in group now.
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>>154811142
Please understand its very soft
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why does this bitch ass eurocuck league not show the SOG stats? are they that afraid to lose viewers?
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We are melting Norbros
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Classic SHL play, never shoot
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>>154811173
Do you know how to read music? I do, i used to play piano.
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LEL
>>
lmao
>>
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
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Sweden sucks
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>>154811212
No i just save memes from threads and then repost them
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AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>154811212
i play guitar so no
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>>154811185
SOG is a meaningless stat anyways. High danger chances is the only one that matters.
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Are they competing for the most pp minutes in iihf history?

>Švedu PP
>>
No way. Another shorthanded.
Swedes should accelerate. Not getting to top 8 this year means hallam must go. That will be good for swedish hockey in the future.
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I blame Jakob Forssmed
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>retarded SHL defenders can't defend
Wow
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DET ÄR MÅL OJJOJ
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LMAO
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you are making foppa sad sven
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>>154811239
xG is fucking bullshit retard you dont know anything about hockey
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>>154811259
He’s already gone he’s already quit, but for some reason we let him do a last tournament for reasons that escapes everyone
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Fuck yeaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
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>>154811236
I do too, i do too
>>154811279
You would believe xG if they made it close to the actual number to trick low iq people.
>>
kollaps-status?
>>
Germans have 2 min 5on3
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fiasko status?
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>>154811279
Okay MacKinnon is clearly the best player of all time according to you then with how many SOGs he has compared to everyone else.
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>>154811328
TOTAL
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>>154811328
All eyes on svenska letting in short handers
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>>154811305
im not surprised that other swede retard is running his cocksucker about xG since the SHL has been all over that this year (the NHL realized xG is retarded like 6 years ago) KWAB! fucking hate other swedes here so much except for one guy who delivers mail
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>>154811328
KOLLAPSEXTREAMOTHERFUCKINGFIASKO
>>
Sweden loses today, defeats slovaks. Ends up 4th in group, plays switzerland in quarter final and wins. Sweden usually wins against switzerland.
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hehe roligt
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the fuck is Sweden doing
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>>154811328
>>154811348
FIASKO
>>
JUST NU: NEEEEEEEEEEEEEJ
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What is this shit? Swedes give more free goals to everyone than north americans.
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Lmao this is whiterussia tier, with what it means for the table
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Chimps
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>Sweden
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>>154811413
If norge gets the 3 points, slovakia game is a must win for swedes. Norway denmark immediately becomes very high stakes too in the norway win today scenario.
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TAKE ME HOME
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FUCK SWEDEN
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>latvia defeats usa
>norway maybe defeats sweden
Meme day today
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>>154811461
Denmark shut out don't forget that one
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what part of austria is tolvanen from?
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>>154811460
Sweden bad
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>>154811460
i love you
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>>154811461
USA brought some random bums to this tournament though
>>
Shoot the fucking puck on goal
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>>154811485
Aflaberg an der Kwab
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>>154811485
it was funny when he played against his brother in some škoda cup some time past lel
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>Raymond makes us lose the Olympics
>Raymond makes us lose against Norway
Dumb mutt
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>>154811505
Random bums that individually still make more and train as much as whole LV team combined
>>
Sweden is supposed to be one of the main contenders. Wtf is this?
>>
>>154811505
Those random bums comfortably outplay latvians other years
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>>154811212
here's something nice for you to play
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na na na na na na na na
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Sack this managerfuck right now
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Its over for Swedish hockey
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>>154811529
No we weren't. Hallam is the worst coach in the tournament by far and our roster is awful. Our top line is literally two 18 year olds that haven't touched American ice.
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>>154811547
He’s already quit, we’re literally playing with a manager that’s already quit, and this is his spit on your corpse last stand
>>
group B is unironically group of death
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>>154811461
Don't forget the Germans winning for better chances to Latvia
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Extreme svenne violent shit!
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>>154811547
Grönborg returns after this
>>
Won't be able to call ourselves a hockey nation after this...
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If Sweden loses here then we have to win against Slovakia (yeah right) and even then its not a given that we will advance
>>
DING
>>
PIIIIIIIING
>>
This will be their worst WC since 1937
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>>154811611
we could technically beat Canada for 2 points tomorrow and you'd be out of the quarters
it won't happen but it would be pretty funny
>>
I HATE SWEDEN
>SWEDEN SUCKS
I HATE SWEDEN
>SWEDEN SUCKS
I HATE SWEDEN
>SWEDEN SUCKS
>>
If norge loses this, they're weakminded. Canada tied late too.
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>>154811699
They won't lol.
>>
What the fuck is up with the shit ice on that goal net holder
>>
Jörgen jönsson should lace up, it wouldn’t be worse than this shit show
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>>154811699
canada has macklin fucking celebrini
sweden has...lucas raymond

we're not a hockey country anymore and haven't been since 06
>>
BWAHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Good job Hallam.
>>
>do nothing
>lose
>>
GJ Norskis
>>
Norway is the better Nordic country, confirmed!
>>
Lmao national suicide, just send all these bums home
>>
FIASKO
>>
It's ogre. Congrats to Norway though.
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Didn't expect this one, swedes win if they just play normal power play
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>sweden
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>Frauden
Finland is the superior country.
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with sam hallam you lose over and over again
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwYBEddzNp0
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JÄTTEFIASKO
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Norvegija!!
>>
It couldn't be more over
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>>154811806
SNEEDEN
>>
its never been more over for svensk hockey
>>
Norway bros deserved the win desu
>>
AHAHAHAHAHA

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF SWEDEN
>>
What kind of namw is Hallam anyway? Probably a danish plant to fuck us over
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Norwegian communism is unstoppable
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JA VI ELSKER DETTE LANDET
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Who let Haram even coach this last tournament? Who is the head of Swedish Hockey? Whoever he is, needs to be relieved from duty.
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HOPPAS
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AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH

*takes breath*

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAH
>>
https://youtu.be/SX8u-xZHyIs?is=zfpLMRkGQ1JhqaXL


Also
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>>154811881
https://www.swehockey.se/svensk-ishockey/kontakt/ledningsgruppen/
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>>154811876
You think slow acks can defeat canada tomorrow? That would complicate things for sweden even more.
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>>154811812
JÄTTEFIASKO
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at least you still have good pop music Sweden
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhImrIzAqLc
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>>154811876
Jesus Christ what a shitshow. We're not beating Canada nor you so you'll get the 4th place and Norway only has to beat Denmark to secure their place
It's over
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>>154811908
Sweden united general
It happened again
>>
Now i can’t even enjoy hockey anymore, apparently all facets of my life must be suffering. Neat!
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>chockat
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>>154811881
Harampuck
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Jättefiasko och ebola. It's not going great swexisters...
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>>154811963
You dont have to win over Sweden, just take it to overtime if i have i have counted correctly
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>>154812024
>ebola fick
no thanks
>>
Swedish people have suffered colossally
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>>154812053
Overtimes are unlikely.
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>>154812024
That's in Africa though
>>
24 hours ago it felt like everything is clear and decided, now the opposite is true
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>>154812071
Canada literally went to overtime with Norway
Pretty sure Slovakia did with Slovenia also
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>>154812138
Still slovakia sweden going to OT is like 10% chance or even less
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>Slovakia beat Norway
>Norway beat Sweden
>Therefore Sweden is gonna beat Slovakia
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>>154811876
This looks a little unsettling I must admit.
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>>154812187
Sweden is beating slovakia though. Norgay denmark is the key game. Norway has a tough schedule, they may fuck it up.
>>
Foppa must be fuming. Sitting there watching Avs choke in the playoffs and now this terrorist hockey.
>>
Yep, Norway is beating us for real
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>>154812053
not happening, our only chance is to make a little cheeky deal with Canada or bribe them so they let us beat them
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>>154812286
You have no reason to lose to them. You guys aren't frauds and have no rivalry with them to make players nervous.
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>>154812238
>Sitting there watching Avs choke in the playoffs and now
That wasn't hard to predict. I saw nathan in the olympics. And i saw his cope afterwards. I don't need to see anything else.
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>>154812187
>Austria beat Latvia
>Latvia beat Germany
>Therefore Austria is gonna beat Germany
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this is a sackable mid tournament offense

this is worse than berryhill for finland
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>>154812325
>rivalry
This is the first time Norway beats us in a world champs match, this is supposed to be a standard 4+ goal win
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>>154812407
Yeah I mean sibling rivalry. It doesn't matter if we stomp them usually. It is a thing.
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>>154812407
Children played this time
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Any chance for a new thread tomorrow?
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>>154812662
No, we are done
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>>154812059
ficki ficki?
>>
>>
A že to nebolo umyselne Kurva podať na tych Rozhodcov Trestne oznamenie a Zakazať im Rozhodovať v Mastrovstvach Hokeja na 3 až 5 Rokov Hamba Bastardy skorumpovane
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FIASKO
>>
extratotalkatastrofiaskollaps
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JÄTTEFIASKO
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>>154813098
SACKED IN THE MORNING
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>>154813098
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lol
>>
kek
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Congratulations Norway
>>
and congratulations Latvia you guys are cool
>>
latvia, you guys rock!
>>
Imagine if Estonia beat Finland
yeah thats how bad Sweden is atm



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