jannies deleted the last thread for some unknown reason
what's his secret?
you ever feel like you're just talking to yourself?
Why was the last thread deleted?!
Darren Sharper appreciation thread
>>154802630ONE OF DA MOST HAWDEST HITTIN' SAFETIES IN DA LEEEEAGUE
>>154802610Yeah that's what I want to know
>>154803828Made by jffm
>>154802404This could be you if you stopped eating nightshades
>>154802610Not enough bussy
>>154802404Adrenochrome
they ain't too happy with the cracka ahh bih
what are the choofs doing?
>>154802426And it's going to come back before a browns division title
>>154804743What is wrong with Jaxson Dart introducing the President of the United States of America?
>>154804743The "Shut up and play" crowd finally drops its mask
Giants are finished
>>154802404Money
>>154804759They are fine
>>154802610Danielsphobia is against the rules
>>154805685Anyone that is antisemitic in /nfl/ gets reported to Mr. Kraft and has their FICO score lowered by 100 points
I hope (You)r team honored Harvey Milk the way the San Francisco 49ers did.
>>154806183Nick Bosa would have heemed that pedophile into the dirt.
Doing some fake headlinesNYG: Giants sign Eli Manning as 'emergency qb'ARZ: Cards cut DeMercado, resign him then cut him againLV: Mendoza arrested in drunken fist fight with Tom Brady, Deuce GrudenGB:FAFO: Packers lose after leading 28-0 to visiting TexansDAL: Prescott injured in stripclub mishap, out for 2 weeksBAL: Lamar wants "to fucking win already!"PHI: AJ Brown: "This is some bullshit!"NE: Patriots denied trade for AJ Brown, eagles wanted 'too much'CLE: Deshaun Watson has nothing go wrong for once, fans furiousLAC: Justin Herbert stays at home, ignores phonecalls from coachFA: Jets reached out to 20 UFL players, only 1 signed with teamNYJ: Geno smith furious after trade to jets before Kubiak hiringSF: 49ers deny report of a UFO landing on fieldPIT: Steelers using Madden NFL for rebuilding adviceCHI: Ben Johnson bitch slaps Caleb Johnson for changing plays in practice
>>154805797did that camera lens lose value after the signature?
mark your calendars: today is the day that mina destroyed /nfl/
>>154806301Ty anon very cool
is he right?
how we feeling about this, brehs?
>>154806911allen and mayfield are the only black qbs on that list, what the shit
>>154807004Don't care. Never watch the halftime show anyway, you shouldn't either.
>>154807004get a good singer like gracie abrams
>>154807004y tho
Finished my off season grades including draft on value Looks like a chiefs - niners owl
>i ate 8 pepperoni hot pockets and 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper for breakfast I've lost control of my life
>>154806585Mistress Mina and her twink sidekick
>>154807419You must have been shit talking white people again.
>>154807182>ninersThe 9ers are going to be a bad team in 2026. I don't think people realize how much Saleh buffs that team. In 2024, the 9ers were like 27th in scoring defense, in 2025 they were like 9th. Both years, the 9ers defense was riddled with injuries, and it was the same guys being injured both years. Saleh gave the 9ers defense a great floor (Shanahan does the same with the offense). IMO, Bosa will get hurt week 4 again and the 9ers defense will fall apart without Saleh. For the same reason, I think the Titans defense will take a step forwards, but the offense will still be bad
>>154807419you fags that treat /ck/ like /int/ but food: xtra shitflinging edition are annoying
>>154804759welcome james thrash and todd pinkston
>>154807773Deep cut. Tp was garbage long arms always short arming itSterling can ball. Huge hands. Still figuring out why he dropped to round 2.
>>154807262how the fuck do you even cook 8 hot pockets? 2 at a time? after the 6th hot pocket you still wanted 2 more? plz keep us posted on the acid reflux.
>>154807972Nuke 4 at a time I would guess
>>154807004Still waiting for The Killers to do a halftime show. They're a good, safe pick.
>>154808005The killers display a concerning lack of diversity
>>154808005They're waiting to book the Killers for when Allen makes the Owl for the first time
>>154808030Las Vegans, which they are, are not human, they are greed and sand and humidity made manifest. So they are technically the most diverse band.
>>154807972>>154807990ya, 4 on one plate for 6:00 minutes, but you need to let them cool for at least 15 minutes, but preferably 20
>>154808062Las Vegas has very low humidity
Hot takes brought to you by Juno spacecraft “no one seems to give a shit we are hyper successful and still going”1. Bills miss playoffs 2. Bears miss them 3. Rodger’s gets mvp
I would give anything to have a functioning pussy between my legs.
When you guys do franchise mode in Madden in a fantasy draft, who you going after?
>>154808378I used to go after players with size or speed then just wait. Always trade back suck for 2 years then start rolling them out. Usually qbs with 99 plus speed etc then simulate seasons. They’d last 4 or 5 years so you just keep drafting fast qbs for the rushing attack and meat grinder
>if you don't pay me, you'll have a worse record and better chance to get the #1 pick in a strong QB classwhat leverage does jacoby think he has?
Lol this fag cries when he loses??
>>154806911>stroud in the top 32
>>154808447I only cry when I'm getting pegged like a normal seahawks fan.
They should milk Mina Kimes at the 50 yard line for 2027 Super Bowl Half Time Show.
I am so happy that CJ Stroud sucks balls and Caleb Williams is elite. God is good.
>>154808631It'll probably be lizzo but without the milking
>>154804920>>154805017Niggas seethe about trump so much it's they forget he's the president and designated leader of the entire country they exist in. The only reason this is at all a big deal is because these people can't contain their seething hatred for him for any amount of time ever. Not even during his assassination attempt. The only fucking time it felt like there was peace was a few weeks after the election where these fags couldn't see the anymore and where forced to accept that not everyone is a politishit tranny obsessed with the orange mans irl shitposts.
>>154807004Nope it's going to be more rap slop like the last 5.
Isn't that the dude who asked to wear Simms and LTs numbers and both were like "lol nah."
>>154807004is she going to do her "antics"
>>154808433The cards don't even need him. Just start beck and if he's doesn't win like 6 or 7 games you draft someone next year.
>>154804743Dart's OL is gonna let him get perma heemed game 1. Based
>>154809061He heems himself once every 3 games or so. I doubt his OL is as sensitive as some underperforming muslim nigger however.
>>154806911>Jalen Squirts is a top 5 QBLMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154809647>Raiders fan>Not brownThere i fixed it for you
>>154807004don't care, i didn't watch the last super bowl and i'll never watch another oneputting some faggot beaner as the half time act was a colossal mistake and jewdell should be gassed
>>154805017Say that again but this time without crying
>>154809731Only part of the reason for a gassing. Let's add all the international games to the docket as well.
>>154806911>squirts better than staffordLOL
>>154806911Lameme isn’t a top-5 QB. Doesn’t have that dawg. He statpads against shit teams and that’s it, disappears in big moments every single timeSquirts in the top 5 is obvious ragebait, so is Stroud in the top 10
>>154806911The Prince is easily top 10.
>>154806911>jayden and cj over calebdid this guy forget to watch last season?
>>154809918The entire list looks like its from 2024.
>>154810029>Cheifs fan>Not morbidly obeseThere is fixed it for you.
Will you fucking queers quit posting anime ai slop. I'm embarrassed for you.
>bears are moving out of ChicagoHumiliation season incoming
>>154804743Carter boutta find out what White Boy Summer is all about
>>154808005maybe when they go back to Vegas, but it should have been them the first time
>>154811003Is this shit real?
>>154811003he gets his bussy bopped week 1 against tampa bain
>>154808062There's actually only about 1000 naturalborn las veganes and we do this dune thing where we put our hand in a shallow pool of whiskey with the first letter of our name in it
>>154810163goodi might actually go to a game then, as i refuse to set foot inside the city limits of that shit hole
>>154810163this is going to be a trend going forward. the braves did it and built a who entertainment district around their park like 20 miles outside of that shit hole Atlanta and are making all kinds of fucking money.
does anyone else think the giants hired harbaugh because he's a massive chud
>>15480912nobody wants to play in New Jersey
Chudson Dart
>>154809731I really liked this year's halftime show honestlylady gaga was a really cool surprise
>>154809061I doubt anyone in the locker room gives a shit other than Abdul, who is probably just mad because of Palestine
>>154810660Anyone can make fun of a metrosexual. That’s how you know Ben is pretend alpha. He still gives deference to Campbell who proved he still owns him.
>>154812523He's planting the seed for his Kapernick arc when he goes full bust this season.
Is there some shadowy cabal of billionaires that pays the TV and social media bots to glaze this mediocre slop merchant?
>>154812639sports leagues determine who they believe are their breadwinners and instruct broadcasters to push narratives about them and market themit's why it seemed like guys ONLY talked about mahomes, even when he wasn't playingit's why josh allen won a MVPit's why SGA seems to have the refs on payrollin the end the bottom line is all that matters and the leagues absolutely contribute to the narrative that write the sport's history
>>154812683I don't disagree (also, NTA) but Love is not a breadwinner. He plays in one of the smallest markets. Don't think he has much appeal outside of Green Bay.
>>154812712By population they’re not, but year after year the Packers are consistently a top 10 franchise in TV numbers and merch.
>>154812639There are several factors behind it. One is that he plays for the Packers. They haven't been bad since the 80s so today's sports media isn't equipped to criticize them. Another factor is that a lot of the media think very highly of Matt LaFleur so Love gets some of that glaze as well. The last factor is that sports media has gotten increasingly toothless over the last 5-10 years. They're afraid to call anybody a bust or say a player is bad or to call someone a coach killer.
>>154806301Wtf does fafo mean
>>154812712greenbay has mid-table value and is considered an interstate marketthey in a dip right now, mostly because the execs were wrong about love being marketable, but green bay has wide reaching popularitythe league has likely been planning this since before love was draftedfavre was extremely popular, rodgers was extremely popular, they figured it was no longer just a trend
>>154812639The best possible position to be as a player is like 13th best. You're good enough to get paid big money while being bad enough that expectations are low. Love is the perfect example of that. Love is good enough that Green Bay feels they have to pay him, because he could certainly be worse, but he's bad enough that when he doesn't play well, nobody really cares. When Allen or Burrow have great games, that's just expected of them. And when they have a bad game, it makes headlines. When Love has a great game, it's like "wow, a future HoFer!!!", but when he chokes yet again, it's like "well I mean what do you expect, the guy isn't elite"
My doctor just called me and said I'm going to die within 48 hours unless I get a big dose of bussy ASAP. I'll miss you guys.
>>154812874>Wtf does fafo meanit means "footballs are friendly objects"
>>154804920I think it's just funny personally. Like whose idea was that? Did Dart volunteer like he was on a waiting list or did Trump personally request him? I just think it's funny.
>>154813761campaign staff have staffing/talent agents who recruit local celebrities to do what dart didsince trump still holds campaign rallies, despite being in his second term, they still have one of these people on staff
Raiders.
>>154804743NY sports media is going to run with this for a long time
>>154813857Lmao
>>154807157built for BBC(Big Bronco Cock)
>>154807004Goodell is a disaster
>>154808005>>154808030this isn't 2006 anymore, killers missed their shot by about a decade and a half
I am a homosexual.
>>154814472Go Texans btw.
>>154814440sorry coach gruden, he's here to stay
>>154813725save your life with this bussy.
>>154814731thanks m8
>>154814422Indian spotted
why is it so soulless
>>154815441Lombardi was the king of playing it safe and being boring by design.
Why is there so much Bengals hype? What did they even do to fix their defense outside of getting one good player from the Giants?
>>154815217spotted? we all smelt that nigga about 100 posts ago anon.
>>154815610replaced the worst safety in the league with a top 10 safety and added a shitload on the DL
>>154815718doesn’t mean shit when joeybaumsworld has another season ending bussy injury in Week 2
>>154815764people dont care about hypothetical injuries
>>154815610People want Joe Burrow to win games. Same thing happens with Justin Herbert and the Chargers.
Injured List Joe Burrow---Out---Bussy Sprain
oh thank god this was a nothingburger. My boys are gonna be just fine :)
>>154815824Justin herbert himself doesn't want to win games, he told mike mcdike he'd rather fuck around than train and practice
>>154815862Again?!
>>154815995Isn't he the one who went to twitter like some scorned bitch about the whole thing to kick it all off? Now it's "we mens n shit"?
>>154816058Yeah but you see the white guy is the divisive one n shiett, come to think about it, qbs are fascistic
>>154815995lmao training camps haven't even started and the gnats are already collapsing
>>154816240safety first lil joey
will the Bungals even win 10 games this season?
>>154816383Yes but lose a playoff game to the raiders in a karmic revenge for 2021 fashion
>>154815995>Yeah, Abdul Coach Harbaugh here. Look here goatfucker, we don't do that shit around here. I'm going to need you to clean that shit up quickly. Asalama lay kim or what the fuck ever you all say. *Click*
Sneak peak frame from the latest Mina/chargies video I am working on. I think it will turn out well, but it is taking longer than expected. I have it all laid out.
reminder: it's MATTHEW, not Matt
>>154812639The packers could lose in the wild card the next 10 years and some faggot on the news will still find a way to glaze this abomination
>>154815995>jaxson backpedaled and said he loves black people kwab
>>154813857>steals reddit posts
>>1548166091 champion. (Mendoza)
>>154815217>>154815658seething, lol.
>>154816590The worst thing you can do if you want to be called by a certain name is to state that you want to be called by that name. Sounds backwards, but its the truth. You might tell like media people, but never ever tell your lads.
>>154816591>some faggot on the newsHis name is Tom Grossi.
>>154816720Im going to be real with you anon. I have no clue what you posted. I just saw someone making fun of Indians and wanted to get a jab in there real quick.
>>154816674>mad he didn't come up with it firstkwab
>>154816751based.
what did dianna mean by this?
>>154813857KEKEK
rip in peace, white man.
Tay
>>154816843>brextonis this the white version of quaytravious?
>>154816881essentially.
>>154816609Prove it, nigger
>>154816880why is there an obese woman walking around with a leather skirt with a t-shirt tucked into itshould be illegal
>>154816811ABSOLUTELY BEGGING FOR SOME HC HAWG
rate my (very early) predictions
>>154817201The second TB should say CAR
>>154817201i pray your right anon sama kun senpai
>>154817201-ne -pit -kc +cin +jax +lac-det -tb +min +car
>>154817201>Dolphins above Jets>Texans as the 4 seed>Colts above Jags>Colts with a winning record>(1) DEN>Chiefs 11 wins>(3) PHI>(2) GB>Green Bay winning their divisionHave you ever watched a single game of football in your life?
>>154817201highly accurate but season is cancelled because the pole shift
>>154817373please don't bet or give betting advice to anyone.
>40chuds>Chudguars>Chudgers>Chudaneers>Chudders
>>154817455which shitty team thats missing the playoffs are you a fan of
>>154817390>>Dolphins above JetsBy one win. Both are trash and will be in the basement. >>Texans as the 4 seedBest team in a shitty division. >>Colts above JagsJags are known to choke when it matters. >>(1) DENThey would have been in the super bowl last year if not for their QB getting hurt in the championship game. >>Chiefs 11 winsDo you expect more or less? >>Green Bay winning their divisionThe Bears winning the division last year was a fluke if I ever saw one. 11 wins for the Bears this year is pretty generous actually.
>>154817534>Both are trash and will be in the basement.Fair enough, but I think the Dolphins might legitimately go winless>Best team in a shitty division.You're massively underrating their defense. Plus, they're getting Collins back AND got Montgomery from the Lions. Texans are a legit team>Jags are known to choke when it matters.They're still better than Danny Dogshit. Colts will have a losing record again next year>They would have been in the super bowl last year if not for their QB getting hurt in the championship game.Ok and? You don't get to take last year's wins in with you to next year. Plus, teams that win a lot of 1 score games lose them the next year, and I'm not convinced that the Broncos are moving to the "constant blowouts" level. They might not even win their division>Do you expect more or less?Way less. Chiefs will go 8-9>The Bears winning the division last year was a fluke if I ever saw one. 11 wins for the Bears this year is pretty generous actually.True, but we're not talking about the Bears. What have the Packers done that makes you believe in them? Micah Parsons isn't even going to be back for the first 4 weeks at minimum, and who knows if he'll be as good afterwards.
>>154817534you can always spot an afc south football fan by how retarded their takes are with the afc south specifically
>>154817524New team whiteness graph dropped
>>154817524literally none of this chart makes sense man
>>154817524I'd bet that about 80% of the independent are conservatives or simply don't give a fuck.
this bussy is HIV positive
>>154817740bolt THE FUCK up
>>154817740broncos country LETS RIDE
what the FUCK is his problem?
>>154817964I'll give it a try, although I need to check skne videos since I haven't messed with BIOS in over a decade
>>154817939>ZERO playoff wins
>>154818123The only reason he has 0 playoff wins is that he plays like absolute dogshit in the playoffs, hater
Mahomes had a down year. Calm down. Where not going anywhere and anyone who says that hasn't watch the nfl the last 5 years... The prime time games say it all...
This is the average /sp/ poster
Chargies better win this year or I'm going to beat one of you anons up.
>>154818505Mahomes was fine last year. He got injured after their season was already over. This year is going to be his down year.
hmmmmm
>homeless>prison >deathwhich happens to AB first?
reminder
>>154818717so Josh Allen is a confirmed statpadder that also ruins his team playing hero ball?
who /LANK/ here?
>>154817526>which shitty team thats missing the playoffs are you a fan of
Bo Nix really made this nigga cry
>>154818932imagine having a Bo induced melty on LIVE television, lol.
>>154818554I hate Thursday Night Football. These motherfuckers really want football on every night of the week.
>Quarterbacks Registered as Republican:Dak PrescottJaxson DartDrake MayeJustin HerbertJosh AllenLamar JacksonPatrick MahomesBryce YoungJared GoffJoe BurrowCJ StroudDaniel JonesKirk CousinsAaron RodgersMatthew StaffordCam WardBaker MayfieldBrock PurdyTyler ShoughKyler MurrayBo NixTrevor LawrenceSam DarnoldFernando Mendoza>Not disclosed:Caleb WilliamsJayden DanielsJordan LoveGeno SmithMalik Willis>Quarterbacks Registered as Democrat:Jalen Hurts
>>154819120slow AF >>154818607
why do people still pretend that bryce isn't a bust?
>Knicks in the finals >Arsenal won the leagueIt's our time
>>154815995muslim ass nigga could have just kept it to himself
>>154819637god Rodgers is so old, our team is a fucking embarassment
>>154819120Tyler Shough is a Democrat, the fuck did you get this list from?
>>154819347When he wins MVP next year out of the blue I want a full apology from you and everyone else who said short QBs can't be good.
>>154819862Brees already proved short QBs can be good
>>154819891Brees played on a loaded squad and couldnt beat Brady with absolutely no help. If young can win the division again where going to the owl. The rams and eagles are dead and the @ckers will suffer a defeat against the niners or something lol.
>>154819919Wasn't Brees' arm basically mush by the time Brady went to the Bucs?
>>154819959That's a lie he used to not be as embarrassed when brady swept him in the playoffs again. If he wanted he could comeback and play for the saints right now but he's coping with the arm like carr because the saints are shit
>>154812874Fuck around find out
>>154819919>rams and eagles are dead
Bryce fucking sucks>but he's made improvementsYes, he has. Bryce has inarguably gotten better every year, and this is the best he's ever been. Relatively, he's good. Absolutely, he fucking sucks. He has yet to play a full season>3,011 yards>23:11 TD:INT ratio>47.6 QBRHe fucking SUCKS bro, nigga is ASS. Can we stop with the "erm actually if he continues at this rate he'll throw for 4,000 yards in 2035" It's fucking OVER the kid is a BUST. You shouldn't chain yourself to a QB just because he's gone from "dogshit" to "somewhat serviceable
>>154820011Squirts is shit and they can't run the ball or beat a dallASS team with a better defense. The gnats will be more competent and the commies might keep rj4 healthy for enough time to face the eagles The rams will lose 9 games because Stafford has aged a ton in 1 season and his falloff like rodgers is inevitable either through garbage play or injury.
Why is he pretending to drive a car? Is this in honor of Rashee Rice?
>>154820054I like Russ but he's way past his prime. The steelers season was pure gruel at the end. It would be kino for him to go to the jets tho
>>154820100many such cases
This will always be a certified bangerhttps://youtu.be/Glc-9qvWcP8
>>154820246I fucked her
>>154819959Yes. Nowadays he can't even throw right handed anymore.
Limp Bizkit fucking sucks>>154820391Now Breaking Benjamin, THAT'S real music
>>154818554Where's the lie tho
EVERY DIVISION WINNERAFC:N: BengalsS: JaguarsE: PatriotsW: ChargersNFC:N: BearsS: PanthersE: GiantsW: 49ersI HAVE SPOKEN
>>154820569same
>>154820569you better fucking go away
>>154820569Godsmack was for everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo
>>154820406break stuff is a guilty pleasure
I STANDNOT CRAWLINGNOT FALLING DOWNI BLEEDAS THE DEMONS DRAG ME DOWN.
>>154819227KWAN
>/nfl/ is drunk again based
>>154820725yes but like actuallyholy fuck I love whisky soursgo birds btw
>>154820725My woman said she was busy and showed up at my door and I didn't answer.
>>154820748I wish I could do that fug
>>154820778Me too, she's pretending to be passed out on my couch
>>154820833yeah I think if you smack your head into a wall a couple of times you can become retarded natty
Everyone passed out, I was enjoying the music
>>154820855I will have you know I got more than enough courage to slam my head into walls to lose brain cells just like the many times I have already done itgo chiefs btw
>BLACK HOLE SUN, WONT YOU COME!https://youtu.be/3mbBbFH9fAg?si=yfHqs2O3JP0iWNDW
David Allen Coe died :(
>>154820933Love muh DAC
thoughts?
>>154820925>UNBREAK MY HEARTTTTTT SAY YOU LOVE ME AGAINNNNNNNNhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF42eN7Bf10
>>154820925>>154821006lmao. no idea why falco is embeddedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3dGBR0Khjw
>>154819120caleb transcends direction-brains
Good night mahomes. I hope you get enough rest and healing to put the entire afc on your back again this coming playoff season
>>154821447aw I love the chiefs too. Here's to another great year where people see the about us the entire time and hate watch us nonstop. Mahomes is 58-6 in hatewatch games
can't believe we never got mahomes vs manziel bros
>>154821739dude carr manziel would've been so fun to watch
>>154806911>Le can't throw over the middle man at 5I wish this meme would die already.
>>154813869You just know she sucked his cock after this video ended.
>>154817638>Chiefs will go 8-9Boring and cringe
>>1548172012/10 - don't know ball
>>154817201Jags are winning the AFCS, Houston will be the 9-8 tier teamDenver is literally more likely to finish bottom of the division than the top, don’t know how you people get some of these ideas Philly is due for a dropoff after AJ Brown leaves, and your records for Washington and NY are unhinged. Both will be competing for the divisionAnd there is 0 chance Seahawks win the NFCW or go 14-3Like many, you’re prone to recency bias and think each new season will be too similar to the last or a logical linear progression, which is not how the NFL works. You have the perennial contenders like the Chiefs, Bills, Ravens, 49ers, and you have teams that have their 15 minutes and fuck off like the Broncos, Patriots and Seahawks, but due to recency bias you think a team that had a meme Cinderella run like the Seahawks are just going to keep winning now. Not at all
This fucking retard needs to shut the fuck up and just play football >>154804743>>154804920>>154805017>>154808933SHUT UP AND PLAY FOOTBALL
>breaking: giants to miss playoffs as all the black players mutiny
>>154802426
>>154822805you joke, but the Mest in MLB imploded last season cause of politics
>>154823306Just get me to mettiejetties ;_;
>>154823159how do you have a negative net worth?
HERE'S JOHNNY
mohammed abdul getting put in his place
>>154823540He doesn't know
>>154823608jackson literally apologized to him
>>154823603what's this body type called?
I wish I could afford a boat to go out to the lake on memorial day
>>154823608gonna be hilarious when he's traded to the eagles and wins a ring
>>154823621inshallah
>Madison Beer changes the lyrics to ‘Baby’ to show love to her man Justin Herbert tonight at the ‘locket’ tour in Paris: “I’m the best you ever had, Justin. I can turn you on on on”this is getting cringe
I hatr having alcohol withdrawals before the liquor stores open on sunday
>>154823714i wish someone loved me as much as she lives herbie
>>154823767shes just copying taytay
>>154823767who the fuck goes to a madison beer concert? does she even have any good or famous songs?
>>154823785never heard of a beer concert
I need the chiefs to make the playoffs so my bills can beat them on the way to the superbowl
>>154804743>introduce trump>gets libs to chimp out >jersey sales are lightly to sell out afterwards>mfw
>>154823872your bills are the AFC vikingsanother superbowl isnt happeningsucks2suck bro
Half of the teams in the NFL have new coaches, this year is going to be a shit show
>>154823920>Republican new yorkersThey're bills fans
>>154823920>Jewish new yorkers They're jets fans
>>154823920>lightly to sell out
Why so many deleted posts?
>>154820995>Giants 10-7>Cowboys 8-9>Commanders 6-11Can anyone explain the Giants hype to me? What have they done to convince people they will be better than any other team in their division? They were worse on both sides of the ball than the Commies and Cowboys, and they didn't make as many improvements on either side. They may have a better defense than Washington in 2026, but they're going to have a worse offense than both of them. And their defense will 100% be worse than Dallas. It was worse last year, and Dallas did more to address the defense than NY. Giants hype makes no sense to me other than people assuming that Harbaugh magically provides a 10 win floor
>>154824039Janny lost xer dilator
>Josh Allen card sells for $1.3 milliondamn
>>154821992The Chiefs didn't really do anything to convince me they're going to be that much better next year. Sure, they got KW. That should take them from 6 wins to 8 or 9. But what other big improvements did they make? Delane? The just got rid of Mcduffie, at best that's a neutral move at CB. What other positions did KC improve at?
what's messi doing at a cavs game?
>>154823947Lies, don't try to demoralize me fucker it's our year.
This dumb retard Jaxson dart better hope he’s good and not a bust otherwise he is gonna be fucked by the media
>>154824473He is a bust.
i don't understand why people hate travis. he seems like a cool dude
>>154824840Probably because it's blatantly apparent that the league is rigged because nobody ever makes an attempt to cover him, he's just magically always open.
>>154820995Bears Jags Super Bowl would be the most fun a Super Bowl has been in agesI don't know why the NFL keeps pushing rematchslop
JOSH ALLEN BROKE HIS ANKLE IN OTA'S HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SUCK IT BILLS FAGS HAHAHAHAHAH KARMA IS A BITCH LMAO
>>154824840He's a wigger faggot
>>154825029why are you always trying to provoke the bills bro, he's a sweetie pie.
>>154824840Success breeds jealousy. >>154824875>nobody ever makes an attempt to cover himAbsolute retard. He gets double covered almost every play
>>154825098no he isn't, he's the faggot that spams the >black qbs shit
>>154825173hahaha fucking balitpoor fag, even kiwi has moved on to the buncos
>that Jordan Van Den Berg OTA chatterare the rumors true about white boy summer?
>>154825029SEASON OVER, LOL
>>154825173Based, but incorrect that's me.
>>154825861There it is.
Why are gayvens fags so salty over the bills? They get trolled by stooler fags and automatically think it's bills posters. Your ape qb stole two MVPs from Josh Allen.l and everyone knows it.
It's a Mahomes Allen league, like Manning and Brady before them.
>>154826067Because nobody actually thinks lemur is a good qb.
Come on, let's hear it. You think I need your advice. You think I should go on a diet. I've been dieting since I was 12. You think I need to hear about your workout routine? You don't stop to ask about mine. No matter what I do, you're gonna have your own thoughts. So get it all out. And while you're in the comment section, I'll be focusing on what really matters. Like how I feel when I'm waking up in the morning. Like showing up for people I love. My health is my focus. And my body is nobody's business but mine.
>>154824840He's being over exposed. I never really thought one way or another about him, but since his bro retired and he started dating Swift, he and his bro have been greatly overexposed compared to their entertainment value. Does that make sense?
>yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawnI gots ta sleep n sheit
>>154827011It's amazing how mid he is without the refs saving his ass every fucking play.
>>154827100Don't worry, GODtrick will make sure the reffies fall in line this season.
what did ja'marr mean by this?
>>154827167this patti will win comeback player of the year, MVP, and super bowl MVP
>>154827100>>154827167>>154827225based
>>154827172He wants to catch balls for Josh Allen, they all do. He's the new Brady but is too much of a puppy dog country boy to put his finger on the scales.
Why does every new NFL stadium look the same
>>154827288>put his finger on the scaleswhat does this mean? what can he do?
>>154827381"progress"
>>154827428Pressure Beane to stop drafting defensive busts and just go full tilt on offense.
>>154802426>existed existed
reminder: incognito did nothing wrong
>>154827485I agree with this, just score every drive and let the other qbs shit the bed because half the league are incompetent at best. McDermott was a fucking chode that I suspect was paid off to sabotage the bills in the playoffs. I got high hopes that Leonard makes the defense aggressive and scary. Bringing CJ Gardner and Chubb in signals that they are gonna get dirty and mean.
>>154828067If you can't stop the run, punish them and make them hurt every down.
>>154828218Hit em in the mouth.
>>154828006The Dolphins never should've drafted this guy. This isn't the face of a successful NFL player, it just isn't.
>>154828356i don't look like this, but i do say this.
>>154828067I fucking hope so, good guy Bills is fucking boring when you have fans breaking their backs on tables pregame.
>>154804743>>154805017The funniest thing about blacks is they mentally cannot comprehend how low IQ they are
>>154828500Your QB is the most good guy nice fag in the history of the league. Like Tebow on steroids. No way that happens.
>>154828649He married a well connected hollywood jew, he's already corrupted whether or not he knows it.
>>154828740I wanna watch his gigantic hog disappear into that tiny little gook.
what did travis whisper to taytay?
>>154828387based Richie
MY (I am part owner) Green Bay Packers
>>154831781
>no NZ flagdid he finally get banned?
>the GOAT coach is defensive minded
What new NFL records will Bo Nix set this season? My guess is he becomes the first player to throw 8 Touchdown passes in a single game and he does it week 1 @ queefies in faggothead
>>154834402first qb to throw 7 interceptions in a single game the very next week
>>154811785Post this in /mlb/ they will hate you
>>154817657Its the players, not the fans
!
>Bo Nix at 12Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek little did he know this moment was the beginning of the end
>>154834402>>154835521Sean Payton: I wouldn't have drafted that little faggot if I knew he had one leg.
>>154834402Lowest passing yards ever without YACGiving Mansoor Delane the first ever 5 INT game in years
>>154835521He was right though. Everyone knows Fraud Pix can't move the chains without everyone doing the work for him. Take that all away and he's a bottom 5 starting QB
Could Rugby work in the USA as a spring sport?
>>154836007Na amerimutts are pussies 99% wouldn't be able to handle playing without pads+helmets. That's why New Zealand has so many Rugby World Cup titles while USA has never gotten to a quarter final
>>154836682sometimes I fap to Katelyn Vahaakolo
really makes you think
>>154836743bro that is NASTY WORK and im not even that anti tattoo
>>154836987Kind of an unflattering pic of her. Also a quick google and I just found out today after years that she's gay. Feels wrong to shoot ropes to her now.
>>154837081Maori chicks are just too masculine looking most of the time. There's some cute ones but most of the time they're built like dudes and have insane resting bitch face. To each their own
>>154837270Meh, I've only seen in real life probably one (1) Pacific Island girl my whole life, let alone a Maori girl. I guess it's the exotic factor. Like how Brits love Mexicans.
Why did they eliminate the Wonderlic test at the NFL Combine?
>>154835798spotted the jeetcano.
Why isn't /nfl/ and /ufl/combined during the off sesson? It would keep the genny alive and we could talk about actual ball instead of whatever boring garbage is happening right now.
>>154831303Why is the jets one always blindfolded?
>>154839417Miss me with that gay shit
>>154839417I will never give a FUCK about faggot G League football. I'd rather watch FCS college ball than that shit
>Queefnigs getting uppity againImagine getting blown out by a QB you think sucks in Blo Dix and still talking shit.Half of the Queefs roster has pending charges or are total nutcases like Simmons.
>>154802610They're blowing this kid so much and he's going to bust so hard in the NFL I am going to shit laughing, maybe if they trade him literally anywhere else than the raiders. They have a fucking loser mentality it's hard to overcome
every team's best current uniform
>>154839718>caring about how stylish other men areGay
every team's worst current uniform
>>154839718good>light and dark colors with contrast>little noise on the jersey>Arizona has no good uniformsbad>too much of one color>light color paired with another light color>lots of noise on the jersey
KWAB
>>154840255Rice just took the 30 days so he can smoke weed as a painkiller with impunity after being released.
>>154839417ufl is gay as fuck. rugby and afl are in season.
>>154840255KWAN
>>154840387I'm pretty sure he can't smoke weed when he gets out either. He was given 5 years of deferred probation so by violating it he had to serve 30 days but if he violates it again I'm pretty certain the punishment is worse. I could be wrong but im pretty sure that's how probation works
>>154840255>multi-millionaire athlete>still act like a ghetto chimpmany such cases
>>154839417No California teams.
>>154839483yeah. let's talk about bussy instead.
>>154840620hello sweety pls use ur sunscreen
I could go for one of those Deshaun Watson massages rn
this shit is ded
>>154840620damn i wish my tits looked like that
Out of the unfortunate 12, who has the best chance of winning a Superbowl this season?
>>154841218Texans. Easy division in an easy conference.
>>1548412181. Texans (incredible roster top to bottom)2. Bills (Josh Allen is an Ironman and always has them in contention)3. Wions (offensively one of the most talented teams in the league)
>>154841218team with the best chance is those jiggy jiggy jaguars
>>154841422>>154841581If the Texans bench stroud and put in the system quarterback to end all system quarterbacks, they win the Superbowl
>>154841384Arizona doesn't have a coastline you slop spamming third world retard
>>154842012Where does it say she's in Arizona?
>>154842012Ummmm she was clearly standing on the beach in Lake Havasu City, ArizonaMaybe get educated about the geography of Arizona before you start talking shit subhuman mongrel
>>154841218>reasonable contenders this yearJags, Bills, Lions>could maybe get on a hot streak and do it this yearBengals, Chargers, Texans, Panthers>a few years out at leastTitans, Vikings, Falcons>not everCardinals, Browns
>>154841384Like the color scheme on her hair 2bh.
>>154841581>>154842138The problem with the Lions is that there are too many contenders in the NFC already.
>>154842250rams, seahawks, eagles are the only ones I expect to win 11+ gamesthe lions probably only have to beat one of them in the playoffs if they're serious, but that remains to be seen
>>154842250It's obviously subjective but to me the Wions offence is both insanely talented and has good depth this season. I think their CBs still suck asshole on paper but if their D line balls out and Kerby Joseph is back healthy i can easily see them making a deep run
>>154842315I don't think the Lions are first in line after the top contenders in the NFC. I'd put them in the same tier as but slightly behind the Bears, Cowboys and 49ers
>>154842315>great team, likely to win a playoff gameSeahawks, Rams, EaglesBills, Jaguars>good team, likely to make playoffsLions, Bears, 49ersChargers, Broncos, Colts, Texans, Ravens>okay team, could get hot and make playoffsPackers, Vikings, Panthers, Buccaneers, CowboysPatriots, Chiefs, Steelers, Bengals>mediocre team, unlikely to make playoffsGiants, Commanders, Falcons, SaintsTitans, Raiders>1st overall pick contenderCardinalsDolphins, Jets, Browns
That was arguably the worst quarter of playoff basketball this postseason
>>154842470wrong thread lebron
>>154842458Giants might need to be dropped down a tier.
>>154842458Cardinals at better than you think. People can meme on me about Carson Beck but they've got some ballers
BOINK!
>>154842664The Cardinals are going to get mindbroken by their division games again.
>>154842664>>154842710every year they're .500 until the first time they play san francisco, then they never recover
>>154842766>20252-0 pre SF, then 1-13>20242-3 pre SF, then 6-5>20231-2 pre SF, then 3-11>20224-6 pre SF, then 0-7>20217-1 pre SF, then 5-6
Bussy
>>154841218Texans are GOING to win it all this season
>>154842138>>154842458>falling for the Lions meme
How come everywhere i go people always give me the nickname Dyson?
>>154843261because you suck the energy out of every room you walk into
>>154842488No, I'm in the right thread, bitch. Turn the fucking NBA on right now.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>154843752Wemby outtchea putting on a show while shai gayanus alexander is looking like a bitch in heat
reminder: mcvay is a future first ballot hall of famer
rate dak's partying
>>154843980>Drink Pisscock
>>154844078>one (1) jokeget new material spoiler alert: you won't
>>154843980>can't even get druk in the offseaon without some fat cunt filming youPoor lad
>>154843980why is everyone white?
>>154839780those green gay uniforms are great except for the helmet pattern
>>154844188That's life in FlyovervilleI keep hearing about all this wonderful diversity and enrichment taking place but every time I leave the house all I see is white people Urban coasties seem to be hoarding all the diversity for themselves
>>154808933Do they even realize who they fucking work for? Every NFL owner is either a rich white dude or jewish so either retire or stfu.
>>154818636He will inevitably murder someone or be accused of rape, flee the country to escape arrest and then dies penniless in fucking Mongolia or something
>>154843952If he keeps coaching til he's 50 with another ring or two, then yes. If he burns out in one or two years, he doesn't make it. The only HOF HCs active today is Andy Reid. Tomlin's streak without a losing season will be enough to get him in.
[inspiring news] Former NFL player Deion Sanders has been named as the new face of the Depends for Men line of adult disposable undergarments
>>154843929I got hyped when WembGOAT slammed that shit
I willl never ever watch monkey dunk
>>154845218I'll hire an Indian to watch for you
>>154845412Typical jew
>>154839718The joke flew over everyone’s head that refs are in the chiefs spot
>>154845412So just hire a broncos fan?
I think everyone would agree that Patriots and Chiefs are the most unanimously despised AFC teams. Seeing them get a winning record actually makes people angry, moreso with the Patriots than the Chiefs but if the Chiefs become good within the next five years it'll probably be a tight race.Who are the most unanimously despised NFC teams? I'd say it's between the Cowboys, Packers, and MAYBE the 49ers?I feel like the Cowboys would win out though in terms of "Seeing them do well would make people angry."
>>154845514
>>154845648Keep guessing my team broncojeet
Which team are you rooting for most from each division? Which are you hoping finishes last? Floor me as first, last: >Bears, Packers>Saints, Falcons>Giants, Eagles>Rams, Cardinals>Bengals, Steelers>Jaguars, Titans>Patriots, Dolphins>Raiders, Chiefs
>>154845671>keep guessing my team broncojeeti don't care. i'm just jeetposting lol. please, enjoy my assortment of them, chikaner.
>>154845671
>>154845699Guess again
BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAPSorry
I heard Ryback is looking pretty good in OTAs
>>154845706i'm just posting jeets, for all to enjoy, pablo. don't get so butthurt, lol.>>154845719*sniffs*
I havent watched a super bowl since like 2018
>>154845218I tried it in the game 1 OKC vs SA to see what all the hype was about. Everyone told me what a great game it was and I just had no interest in it. There’s a whistle every possession and it rewards pussy flopping behavior. Everyone says SGA’s a flopper and I saw everyone else on both teams doing the same shit. Even after Jordan retired I still watched for a while, but this shit just sucks.
>>154845742it peaked in 2017 anyways.
>>154845551cowboys are a kind of pity hatred where you laugh at them for losing more than seethe at them winningeagles are the true most hated but still pretty weak compared to the pats and chiefs
Haha I'm a certified mahomes hater like the rest of you but man it's disgusting how many to see him never be the same after the ACL tear. It's like they dont even live to hate. If he's some washed up has been there isn't any hate!
>>154845752Trve. Evil won that day but it was still Kino
>>154845673DET > CHI > MIN > GBCAR > ATL > NO > TBWSH > NYG > PHI > DALSEA > ARZ > LAR > SFCIN > BAL > CLE > PITJAX > TEN > IND > HOUMIA > BUF > NYJ > NELAC > LVR > DEN > KC
>>154845824post the seahawks one againgive our champs some respect
>>154845673Playoffs, division winners first wildcards lastCowboysPackers Buccaneers49ersGiantsCommandersRams PatriotsSteelersChiefsColtsBroncosRaidersRavens As for who I want to win the least it doesn't matter amongst all the poors I didn't name. This is the rich get richer playoffs, and in fact being 2nd and 3rd in a division without making playoffs is just a worse draft pick so if I named teams I'd least want to win it'd still be beneficial to them being 4th place. Anyways fuck poor teams.
>>154845834
Why are there far more good guy teams in the AFC like the Chargers and Jags and SO MANY bad guy teams in the NFC like the Niners, Rams, the entire NFCE and NFCN minus the Bears?
>>154845880why are the vikings a bad guy team?
>Giants fans hate Dart because he met TrumpWhen did NFL fans become such leftist retards?
>>154845855>steelers>chiefs>raidersLmao
>>154845890they're in minnesota
>>154845899I don't want my qb shaking hands with pedophile rapists, unless it's big ben because he's already the pedophile rapist
>>154845927>I don't want my qb shaking hands with pedophile rapistsMeawhile, QBs shake hands with>wife beaters>drug addicts>pedos (NFL players have been with girls 16 and under)
>>154845916Are they?
>>154845914Correct. 6 rings, 4 rings, and 3 rings. The theme on the teams I want to win are the ones with the most rings. For the NFC picking the 2 ring wildcard team is a bit of a pain unlike the afc where the ravens win by default but the rams did it first before the eagles and Seahawks so in they go.
>>154845899Marlo dropped a hard trvke today about it and people were crying in the comments lmfao
>>154845976>Ravens win by defaultKek I legitimately forgot the miami dolphins have 2 rings for a minute here my bad went full retard
Can the next thread be Demayrius Thomas edition?
>>154846036it can if you make it chuddie
>>154846004>50% of eligible voters dont vote
>>154845551Easily the packers right now. They're like bugs that think they deserve it. I respect the niners and the west accept the cards
Will this year be another meme season?
>>154846036shant
>>154846171If even one NEW team goes it will be a success. If it's another slop bowl or even worse a rematch again it will be souless like this years owl.
>>154846171Na it's gonna be a soijak season. Literally every regular season and playoff game is gonna be of such high quality we'll all be 'jakn in the thready
>joey IR
>>154845899What has Trump done for you apart from giving unlimited money to baby-bloodthirsty kikes?
Explain why the Cowboys don't have a chance to reach the NFC championship this year>new defensive coordinator>more defensive talent>Pickens/CeeDee
>>154846281Everyone has a "chance" especially with a good QB. I actually liked their draft more than most people i think they nailed it however there's more teams in the NFC with proven rosters+coaching staffs. Cowboys can make a run but the smart money is to obviously bet against it
>>154846281Explain THIS
>>154846281The cowboys always have a chance to do that. However jerrys need to emotionally, mentally, and financially dominate his head coach in all aspects of control severely undermines the teams potential by locking them out of some of the best coaching candidates.
>>154802404How the fuck did he give the okay on that second pic?
>>154846281Id like to see it. They're due being good again it's been too long and the nfl's soul is broken.
>>154846314Explain THIS
>>154846518Typical
Next thready we're going to discuss how Mike Macdonald owns these two fags
497th for mettie jetties
498th for Dan Orlovsky
499th for Robert Kraft (KWAB)
500th for /ourguy/ Lynn Redden
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