The first EFL play-off final of the weekend will arguably be the most controversial since the foundation of the play-offs back in 1987 as Hull City and Middlesbrough meet at Wembley for the chance to return to the Premier League for the first time since 2017, when the pair were relegated to the Championship together alongside Sunderland.The Tigers, who only got into the play-offs on the final day after Wrexham failed to beat today's opponents, booked their trip to Wembley with a 2-0 aggregate win over 3rd placed Millwall. 5th placed Boro, who could have been promoted automatically were it not for a complete collapse in form at the turn of the year, became the first team to be reinstated following a defeat in the play-offs since the Black Cats in 1990 following the absolute shitshow of Southampton's Spygate saga which exposed Tonda Eckert's entire tenure as Saints' boss as fraudulent and had the 2-1 extra time win at St. Mary's annulled by the EFL.With Hull owner Acun Ilicali now insisting legal action will be taken if his side don't win, combined with Boro chairman Steve Gibson's no shit approach to his club, this match (and the destination of the final place in next year's Premier League) might not even be finished once the final whistle goes.Kick-off is at 3:30pm with coverage on Sky Sports Main Event from 2:30pm. In the event of a draw after 90 minutes, extra time and penalties will be played.HUL: Pandur; Coyle (c), Egan, Ajayi, Hughes, Giles; Slater, Crooks; Belloumi, Millar; McBurnie.>Subs: Phillips, Lundstram, Hirakawa, Drameh, Hadziahmetovic, Gelhardt, Dowell, Koumas, McNair.MID: Brynn; Ayling, Fry (c), Malanda; Brittain, Browne, Morris, Targett; McGree, Whittaker; Strelec.>Subs: Wildsmith, Hackney, Gilbert, Silvera, Castledine, Edmundson, Hansen, Ibeh, Sarmiento.
unironically EFL needs hull to win
gonna be a fucking sauna at wembers hope hullbro remembered his cap
>the Hull team bus was attackedhttps://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/2058157533097844967Shitshow final incoming
>>154804894>https://twitter.com/SkySportsNews/status/2058157533097844967KICK BORO OUT!
Hull's team bus targeted on way to collect playersHull's team bus has been damaged and had a window broken after objects were thrown at it.It happened before the players were due to board the coach ahead of today's Championship play-off final."On its way to pick up the players, some stones and bottles were thrown at the bus," Sky Sports News' Tim Thornton reports."There has been some damage and they have had to knock out some of the glass on the exterior of the window."It's still OK for the players to make the very, very short journey to Wembley Stadium from here at the team hotel."
>Um yeah my club may be disgusting cheats but have you considered the Orange Man today
Hull to take legal action if they lose play-off finalhttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cpvp8vv8e2zofor me, it's boro
England’s rose Emma Raducanu says:>Up the Boro!
>>154804944lawyerbros... it's our time
>>154804944>"Why is Wrexham out now? Put Wrexham in and continue the competition
>>154804915>saintsmore like sinners amirite?
DO IT FOR HER
>FA concerned England World Cup training ground lacks privacy after spygate scandalIs there any end to Tonda Eckert's evil?
>me watching this matchis there any south hampton fans in this here matchy? who do you want to win? do you think you should have been eliminated?
What is life like in Middlesbrough?What is life like in Hull?
>>154805020grim.grimmer.
>>154805020Boro is violent. just a city of chavs. its a different vibe to hull which is just dead end and depressing. homicide vs suicide i guess.
For me it's
odds on a few dodgy decisions for Hull so they win and don't take legal action?
good morning fellow sunderchads and tigerchadshow's the weather in wembley? a glorious 50f/10c and rainy over here.
>>154804977I can understand brining Boro back in but I don't get bringing Wrexham in
Will hullbro be ok with paying premier league prices next season? he might be between a rock and a hard place lads
>>154805105meds
hull ''bro'' is the biggest faggot on this board desu
>>154805095>VAR since they started using it in Championship play-off finals[rigging intensifies]
>>154805001Tommy Tooshill is the spy tho
>>154805140you take that back
>>154805154why isn't he facing a ban from football too then
>hull manager actually talking about tacticstoo good for the premier league
>>154805020Boro has parmos, 'ull has The Deep™. Not sure which is better.
Watching this in my smelly incelgaff with the curtains closed x
for me, its boro bc starmer is a wanker
>>154805314sat in me boxers fan oncurtains closedbeer open im ready
drank two bottles of wine last night and still not wanting to drink again
wtf happenedis this the last of the wembley matches?winter was like yesterdaycockfosters should've won the fa vase
YOU 'ULLLLLLUP THE FUCKING TIGERS BOYSSSSSCan't upload pictures at Wembley sponsored by EE lmao Toughie today let's just enjoy it
>>154805374There are two left (League One play-off tomorrow, League Two play-off Sunday)
>>154805375If Boro take the lead and and run up the score you can always start chanting support for Hull's legal team.
>>154805383>League Two play-off Sunday)I meant Bank Holiday Monday, fuck's sake.>>154805387Kek'd
>>154805375how much are wembley pints this year?
Don't think our national stadium should be in one of the brownest parts of the country but that's just me I'm mad like that haha
KICK OFF IN 20 MINUTES >adbreak WELCOME BACK KICK OFF IN 15 MINUTES>adbreakWOW WERE SO CLOSE 10 MINUTES>adbreakFuck off sky
I pray Steve Gibson is seething by the end of today. The EFL even had the kick-off altered to 3:30 to accommodate his dinner reservation.
>>154805425It was in the middle of fields when it was new.
CAM ON HULL
>>154805410£67
>>154805429USA USA USAworld cup will be like this btw
>>154805410Think about £7
GOD SAVE THE JOBBERS
GOD SAVEEEEEEEEE THE KING
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
CUM ON ULL
>entire section of seats under hard cam emptyGRIM
GOD SAVE ARE GRACIOUS KING
>>154805481thats not so bad, standard london
>>154805447It's so over
>>154805425Used to work in the area and it's the interracial breeding grounds made real
i just got here, who should i support?
>turn on stream>clive tydesleyyeah, i'm thinking based
Radio was just saying Hull are 20th in the league for shots (or shots on target idk) this season but McBurnie and Gelhardt are have the top 2 conversion rates in the whole division
>>154805521EFL wants you to support Hull.
PLEASE boro if you score do the binoculars celebration
>>154805510corporate
>>154805521the refs
>>154805527Classic going straight back down stat
What part of Boro we from lads?
>>154805545the middle, mainly
>>154805531The corporate bits are opposite the hard cam.i.e. in the worst possible place for when play restarts and Noseberg and his family still haven't returned to their seats.
>Red vs. OrangeRIP colourblind niggas
>drink breaksGames gone.
Thinking back to last year how drunk I was, how delirious I was going 2-0 up, the depths of despair I felt losing 2-1.
>>154805545For me? Teesville
>kappa kitskino>castore kitscringe
>>154805575speaking of which is there VAR today?
two australians on the pitchkino
Alfie bros, how we feeling?
>I DONT WANNA GO HOME>I DONT WANNNNNNNNA GOOOOO HOOOOOME>THIS IS THE BEST TRIP I HAVE EVER BEEN ON
stream?
SO IT'S A
hull to win so we've another orange team to replace wolves
who are the good guys?
>>154805639Hull methinks
>>154805155exactly, let's get our names in the hat
>>154805545Teesside Uni represent
>>154805639Ull
>>154805639Southampton
you guys need to get a load of this 'star cam' on the golazo network
>>154805639Middlesbrough got hard done by Southampton cheating If hull get promoted they might be top 2 worst teams to ever get promoted
Winner gets Jadon Sancho next season
>The game that was rigged before it even began
McBurnies gonna do a windass
is dean windass playing
cum on Hull
do they do VAR in the play-offs?
>>154805686>>154805689hivemind
NEED a 10 minute VAR stoppage here
>>154805583>TS6not even in the same county lad
>>154805689He's busy doing his badgers.
"spying" is not a legitimate reason to disqualify southampton from the play offs final
£10 on a medical emergency in this heat
how full is the stadium? im getting no crowd shots on my transmission
>>154805639boro after that tackle.
>>154805725>t. butthurt saints fan
do we want whittaker in the prem so we can racially abuse him for being lazy or is he too shit to deserve to get promoted?
Having an Original Patty Co. Authentic Salt Fish Jamaican Patty in honour of the England squad announcement
>>154805725agree, club should be dissolved and its' fans forcibly dispersed x
my right earbud is on charge, can someone tell me if anyone scores on the right audio channel?
>>154805720TS6 SMOGGIES ON TOUR
bit of a slurper this one lads, they'll both fit right in the prem
rev up those lawyers Hull
>>154805727Many such cases
>>154805731looks packed desu
IT'S TOO FUCKING WARM
>>154805754Vikangz genes
>xg is currently 0 vs 0.01
>supposed to be 'the most watched match in the world'>118 postsSo much for the 'English' 'Premier' 'League'.
Just take the fucking penalties now
>>154805789/sp/ergs are casuals let's be real
>>154805783Sorry lad,>It's too hotPosts should be directed to /epl/ at best but in reality should wait until /trans/ on Monday.
>>154805754Imagine a southern version of this
>>154805795Everybody in the British Isles is to be fair.
>>154805780nope, empty seats are visible and there's an entire section under the hard cam with no fans.
>>154805783how long is this shit going to last i'm dying already
>>154805789sky 6 fanbois are busy wanking to trannies
who's this david skrillex
Balmy 17c here
>>154805809big fat baza down the pub has more football knowledge than 99% of /sp/ users
>>154805789sky 6 board unfortunately
>>154805813>sky 6Think even Sky has given up on Spurs t b h.
>>154805824Scorching 23c here
>>154805824Was 30C last week here for Victoria Day weekend. Now it's this today
i've been working to drill out a seized bolt all day and its too hot
delay the heatwave I have a sinus infection
>>154805783might hibernate until September
freezing all rugged up with the heater on
>>154805828Mental how even /sp/ out ball knowledge youtube mongs then, innit.
bring on my boy joffy
>>154805856Any tips on how to get big thick wire staples out of a fence post? I've got 12 to get out its taken me nearly an hour to get 1 out so far.
>>154805851comfywish it was raining here
>first time the tigers have shown their teethi cringed
poorfags need to buy aircon, it happens every year now, deal with it
some goals would do a world of good
>>154805878Comfy. Snug even.
>>154805878BBQ weather that lad
>>154805887youtubers are low-tier entertainersdon't expect anything other than primary school banter out of them
>>154805828baza has spent the last 15 years saying gerrit in't box and Arteta finally listened
would be smart to show an advert or two right now
>water break
>>154805914spurs would be top 5 with baza in charge
>>154805891yeah do it like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxOBgzfrBFojk i've never had to do that, i'm still learning DIY as i go along. a handyman and a local garage refused to do this job so i just bought the tools myself and amazingly made progress.
WOKE
>>154805921It's Ramadan please understand
>>154805914>gerrit in't boxNever been wrong this.
islamo-communist water breaks ruining the bootiful game
>34c Monday and Tuesdayoh fuck off
only 20c here, just move north you southern poofters
>>154805948but it's grim up norf
>>154805942Where do you live mate the British Indian Ocean Territory
shutting the window it's getting a bit nippy
>>154805948but muh deconstructed falafel dogs for £25 each
I was kind of looking forward to this but this is straight up dull spygate was the fun part
>>154805976wait for the playoff final between Finkelstein & Associates and the EFL
>>154805976Both teams been spying on each other
>>154805976Wembley matches are always garbage
>>154805980I believe you mean Finkelstein 's monster
might go to the beach tomorrow and get some colour on my fat belly
>boro are winless in 3>hull are undefeated in last 3free money lmao
>>154805976still better than the FA cup final this season
>>154805994Grim
when was the last fun playoff final
>>154806004sunderland vs charlton atheltic was one for the neutrals
>>154806013was about to say this one
THE YANKS ARE RIGHTFOOTBALL'S SHITE
dads taking the piss out of me for drinking New England style IPAs lads
either of these teams are gonna finish rock bottom next year in PL
>>154806026as he should
>>154806026based dad
I don't think this semen-slurping sport is for me, lads.
get up you pussy
i paused my 4 hour goon sesh for this
Was´n it a too big a punishment to throw South Hampton out of this, doesnt every team spy on each other
Name ONE thing that's happened so far (you can't)
>>154806021can't believe i doubted them
Can both teams please lose, thanks.
>>154806026What's the most manly pint? Stout?
>>154806052Genuinely tried to think of something but I can't.
>>154806034and either will be laughing all the way to the bank while it happens
>>154806068bitter
ive seen enoughbring back rosenoir
>>154806026NE IPAs are good, but I mostly just down a bunch of lagers while watching sports. Session IPAs can be a good middle ground.
>>154806052water break
>>154806068warm bitter
>>154806034said the same last year and yet Sunderland can still qualify for europe
>>154806068Piss
might have an ice lolly at half time
>>154806052one guy sat on the ground at the ref's feet and complained to him for a few seconds
Hull defending like japanese beavers
>>154806068coors light and canada dry
All looking forward to staying up until 4AM to watch Congo vs. Uzbekistan lads?
I’ve never seen a good playoff final in my 30 years of watching playoff finals
>>154806101An ice loli?
>>154806110mad to think there will be several teams in the world cup who's entire match schedule i will miss because i'll be asleep
>halloumi
I'm assuming hullanon is at Wembley right now?
>>154806113Best one I saw was Chesterfield/Notts County a few years back. That was non league tho so it was automatically sovl.
Made some organic popcorn, me
Absolute snooze fest of a match, can’t wait for the UCL Final so I can stop watching football for three months.
>>154806133Well la-di-dah
>>154806138its relegation kino in the PL tomorrow
>>154806138Ktim so
mcpiggie is gonna score today isn't he
hull should sueshould've been a corner
OOFOLI MAC
>>154806141
whittaker is so so so bad
DO NOT post any half-time slagsJannard has made his feelings on sexy women ABUNDANTLY CLEAR
>>154806159Better than any shite you've had up front in living memory
>>154806170I saw you guys get bronze in an international cheerleading championship this morning
Not a classico so far lads. City just need to nick one on the counter
boooooooring
Nothing games are fun if they at least makeup for it with murder all kino. But this game has a combined 3 fouls so far, meaning the teams are just doing nothing
>>154806199Nice, were they hot?
Southampton died for this
this is exactly what I expected lol
>>154806113It ended 0-0 so i think i was shit but i caught the penalties in the 2012 league one with sheff united and Huddersfield and it was as good as it gets. Ended up being square after 20 penalties until blades keeper missed his.
>>15480584627 here in [spoiler]Southampton[/spoiler]
>>154806226Same, was always going to be Boro dominating and doing nothing with it while Hull have to attack on the counter. Strelec and Whittaker is a dreadful front two.
Northerners are subhuman
>>154806243CLEAN IT UP WAGIE
>>154806210Yeah they were cute, Finland got 2nd and US first and they were all pretty attractive.
>>154806230I was there. Huddersfield missed their first 3 penalties i think.5 playoff final defeats out of 5 and that one wasn't particularly more ridiculous than the other 4.
>>154806243>t.
Why do they keep talking about Skrillex?
>>154806243Based
>>154806280this is uncouth
>>154806269He's very influential innit
HT slags or?
>>154806243the respect London deserves
>>154806300Don't you fucking think about it
>>154806300>that shit on her face women can be convinced to do anything
anyone watching the boxing after this
>>154806319moments away from turning it off to watch the F1 sprint race
>>154806300Thought people would've tired of this dumb fucking whore by now
Think one of the two teams will need to score a goal if they want to win this game
>>154806319who is boxing?
>South American football expert Tim Vickery confirmed Romero will not be in attendance for the Everton match on Sunday. "He will be at the final of the Argentine Championship between Belgrano and River Plate"warra captain
Halftime baddiedem
>>154806334I think it's the fella that looks like a 1910's strongman
>>154806280>Chinese is one of the oldest asian communities in the UKAnd barely anyone notices them, as it should be
>>154806319ill be in /box/ shitposting surethe one general worse than /epl/.
Scary start kek
>>154806319Maybe, it's up to usyk how long he wants the fight to last
One of those trams will replace Spurs in the Premier League
>>154806365Him explaining to Piers Morgan how he was kicked in the head by a horse is class
ngl lads the games been shit but atleast we have eachother>>154806280>other white>romanian flaghmmmmm
>>154806376>trams
If Middlesbrough are Yorkshiremen why do they sound like Geordies?One would think the Yorkshire accent is the most basic prerequisite for Yorkshireman status.
>>154806376Seems like you had a brainfart, I believe you meant West Ham
>>154806243funny seeing Londoners seething over this>noooo why are you all together making an atmosphere and drinking affordably>pls disperse into 100 of our crowded pubs only £8 a pint and a 15 minute queue
>>154806376A preview of next season
>>154806357no one will take /epl/s title
>>154806308If it wasn't for london the UK would be poorer than the likes of romania and Albania Every part of your life is subsidised by London
>>154806395>that driveri think this is what the zoomers call aura
fuck meif I were the players I'd fucking collapse
>>154806357I've never set foot in /box/ but surely it can't be worse than the never ending liversissy and dave nonsense
Only reddit would want middlesbrough to win. They can't win on the field and cry like babies to get others thrown out at the slithest inconvenience.
>>154806341Lmao they really do deserve to go down. Unfortunately, West Ham had to bail them out.
>>154806398us in the north east know the differencewe can hear the yorkshire bits
>>154806243love how people have the gall to fingerpoint whenever this shit happens as if 100% of fans don't do thisVilla fans stole a Deliveroo driver's delivery in Istanbul before the Europa final
Can't wait for this to end so I can order a Paki pizza and watch the Hulk Hogan documentary
>>154806398for me, norf yorkshire is the true yorkshire accent. ive lived in sneeds and it gets a bit weird accent wise, so anywhere further south must be even weirder. and anything more north becomes scottish
>>154806197>Jordan Rhodes erasureBlasphemy!
>>154806431>Villa fans stole a Deliveroo driver's delivery in Istanbul BASED
>>154806423they have a guy called gonners who is dave on steroids. just spams the same 10 pics every day and im not exaggerating, 10 pics or more every day
>>154806431No mate you don't understandMy club GOODYour club BAD
>>154806414only joking ladno need to go full Shapiro
>>154806414and yet it fully depends on draining the rest of the country of skilled labourlike a parasite
heres a pic of hullme in the window
This is the gayest match i have ever seen
>>154806484This is what londoners dont understand Londoners arent somehow genetically more intelligent than people born in the rest of the country, its just that people are forced to move there for work. London doesnt exist free of context If only businesses were now entirely set up for people to work from home to put an end to the London bubble.... but the landlords must be paid
>>154806489summat wrong with yer cock pal
>>154806501Turn your monitor on mate.
Just got back from the big shop.... is this a slurper?
>>154806489can't knock them too much, there a couple blocks of my city that are also very easy to make fun of
someone score or im telling my mum on the entire team>>154806504we are genetically french which means we are smarter.northerners are viking/danish/saxon/ aka brainletsand some are even worse (c*ltic) aka subhuman
>>154806524slurpfest
>>154806504it's unreal how london just doesn't build any housing and how much of the social housing goes to foreign born
boringi'd rather train agility than watch this
>>154806524Well we're arguing about the economic balance of the country so I'm finna say yeah
>If it were Hull/Southampton, this game would have been at 4.30pm>Given it's Hull/Middlesbrough, it kicked off at 3.30pmcan someone explain the logic of thatyou'd think with the new opponent they'd push it back it the day, not bring it forward
>>154806543its cramped to fuck as it is
>>154806536but Norway, Sweden, Denmark are run much better than Fr*nce
didn't know boro lost two cup finals in as many years to chelsea, both 2-0. bit grim that.
Extremely grim viewing thisyjk whoever gets up is gonna yoyo straight back down again
>>154806555Earlier finish for trains home but Hull are playing either way so I don't see what the benefit of a 4.30 kick off would have been
>>154806571those parachute payments though...
>>154806555Because Boro is further away so it makes more trains available to get back after it, especially as both in north east
For me, it was Lutton Town with their hats
>>154806559Di Matteo first minute was it?
Want Middlesborough to win based on the fact that the club is owned by an Englishman who cares about his region, and not a random Turk Azerbaijani who bought up our assets for his own wealth prospects
>>154806571>>154806090
>>154806588but the englishman got rich by ripping off your salt of the earth english brothers. the turk made his shekels by ripping off turkroaches.
>1 whole entire hour of game time>nill - naughtWhen does it get good?
Reckon they should just bin this off and go straight to pens ngl no one is scoring
>>154806604Nah he didn't he started a transportation company to capture part of the secondary chemicals market in the north east
Saints fans still malding on their dead subreddit
>>154806599>>154806090blunderland had an ambitious owner who spent a shedload of cash. just like forest and lester didwhich of the two owners is more likely to do that and bring in a new team instead of sticking with these cloggers and finishing 20th?
>>154806604bring back the east india company
>>154806599Sunderland belong in the pl thoughbeit
>82F>only 37% humidity>brits acting like it’s life threatening heatHoly fuck why are you all such faggots across the pond
business idea: don't promote Boro or Hull, relegate both West Ham and Spurs, and have an 18 team league next year
>>154806613HAULED BY THE LINERS
Either way, they'd both get absolutely bummed next season.
want boro to win because i want to see the legal chaos when hull sue the EFL
>>154806638its comfy if you aren't running for 90 minutes
>>154806639Relegate 2 teams from the Premier League every year and accept no new promotions until there are only 2 teams left, and then they play each other 20 times and whoever has the most points wins football forever
>>154806616The TurkGibson will give Hellberg three years even if they end up in League One because muh principles o algo
tbf to the lads it is hot out there today in the big smoke
put my last tenner on the ayling 1+ foul super boost and its going to lose, no kebab for me later :(
>>154806638desu its actually nice. 20-25 is peak comfy. maybe for football you want 15 tho>>154806639this could work..
>>154806638>Posted from my fully air-conditioned 18,000 sqft new build
>>154806638Its 87F ACTUALLY
>>154806638Our buildings are designed to retain heat and AC is not cost-effective in this climate.
Scratched by the kittens
>>154806664tvrk bvll vs greek druglord 6 pointer relegation battle incoming. theyre gonna be fighting on the pitch
>another drinks break
This is still better than Chelsea vs. Spurs
>>154806689Unironically if it keeps getting warmer a lot of our houses are going to need a/c in 10 or 20 years
Hayden Hackney, beautiful british name
>>154806689>>154806710aren't portable AC units extremely common now? They go for like £200That proper built into the house shit is still exotic though
>>154806710>Keeps getting warmerIt's 16c Leftypol calm down mate
>>154806735Its 31 at wembley right now
Good lord this is a grim watch
>>154806745All the locals walking around in scarves and hats
do hull fans still do that weird claw like thing with their hands when they win? the thing they insist is purely ironic to 'wind people up'?
>this is the game that Southampton bawled is worth £200mit doesn't show!
>>154806765ive never met a hull fan that wasnt a closet furry
This is what MLS is like BTW
Acun Icali will probably sack the coach again if they don't win
>look for what's on after this>Bayern/Stuttgart in the German cup final>La Liga ending (pretty much everything already decided)>Two dead rubber final matchday Serie A gamesall BOLLOCKSNot even a cheeky little Eurovision to distract meHaunting stuff
>sun comes out>NOOOOOOOOO CLIMATE CHANGE!!! WE ARE ALL GONNA DIE!!!getting tiresome
>>154806786i see why its not popular over there>>154806793world cup shitposting will save us
>>154806780What country is this
>>154806733>>154806710Getting one of those was the best decision I ever made. No more sweating my bollocks off lying in bed in the summer
>>154806793I didn't watch eurovision is it worth watching on catch up? only interested in slags and the funny acts
>>154806805unironically will induce true mass migration from the third worldwhat youve seen in this country past 20-30 years is absolutely fuck all compared to what is coming due to climate change
you can tell both sets of players are shitting themselves. theyre cowards.
Fuck me how boring
>>154806793Comfy documentaries for me I reckon
>£250m game>play like you're trying to stay in play-off spot
>>154806638
>>154806823no, it was the worst one ive ever seen. literally 0 funny acts. id skip itslags were ok though
Ofc Hull and Middelsborough are playing like this. They both literally came unprepared. If Southampton was around the game would be more entertaining but they decided to pay an intern to spy on Boro
>Um Rorke if you don't stop climate change brown people will comeWoah sounds terrible mate let me get on the beyond burgers pronto
>>154806793>La Liga ending (pretty much everything already decided)There are 6 teams fighting to avoid 1 relegation spot. Should be kino
>>154806826just fearmongering, if the rich and powerful were facing an earth that will become unlivable in the next couple decades you'd see them scurrying for mars but no one seems to give a fuck do theytotal nothingburger
>>154806841went to florida on holiday as a kid and we ended up wearing jackets in restaurants as they were freezing with the air con on full blast
Hull will win this 1-0 with a blooter
Unironically America is so comfy you can walk around in 40c and you don't even sufferJust nip into a bar and have some 8/10 Latina immediately bring you 3 gallons of ice water on the house
>>154806823noit was shitbut it was nice that a virgin country won
>>154806793been watching a lot of US civil war stuff lately
>>154806826we're rejoining the eu in a few years anyway so we can just fuck off to sweden
>>154806848shame can normally rely on your moldovas for thatwas it as jarringly gay as recent years?
WEW
>>154806793>>La Liga ending (pretty much everything already decided)Girona are fighting relegation m8, it's all gonna pop off against Elche, biggest game of the season m8 don't miss it
There's nowhere in the EU worth going let's face it lads
>>154806887>walk>americaDoesn't compute
>>154806855oh right maybe a cheeky little watch thenWas focused at the top of the table desu Alaves/Elche/Leganes mean nothing to meand with Sevilla going on a win streak out of the blue and avoiding the drop it strips the fun out of it a bit I say
>>154806905less gay desuand moldovas was probably the closest to funny, a welcome to moldova rap
>>154806893sweden, known for its low immigration and aryan stock
Holy BORING
HOLY SHIT! Something almost happened.
Please stop replying to the yank lads we're above that
>>154806936Was thinking of the RiverwalkIt literally has walk in the name
>>154806887>free anything >jewmerica
>>154806939i fucking loved that Moldova entry, one of the most hype songs i've heard all year
>>154806927Watch the King of Haramball, Jose Bordalas' last game for Getafe vs Osasuna too :)
Whichever team goes up they unironically could test the derby record fucking WOEFUL
>Pan Door
lol
>>154806993La Liga have got a lot of nice players, it's a great league
>>154806996oi OIit's hot
>>154806939>>154806974ok might watch a bit later and skip through all the shit ballads
>>154806973>t. two weeks in Majorca
>>154806996they banned southampton to prevent them making yet another try for the derby record
pandur has been practicing kung fu to help his flexibility
West Ham will be alright in the championship because they get those parachute pants don't they? the league sends them a pair of parachute pants for them to wear, so they'll be alright. Parachute pants.
>>154806996i don't think 9 points will ever be beaten 2bh
>>154806996People always say this, you have no appreciation for how terrible that team were
>>154806973Iced tap water is always free in American restaurants and bars.
>there has been only 1 shot on target*slurp*
>>154807038Scott Monument growing to four times its usual size at the sight of her booba
fuck it i'm getting on the tinnies
>>154807052>thatll be 0$ plus tipyou cant suffer in america
>>154807062that's cologne cathedral
Unironically this has been one of the worst games I've ever seenUNIRONICALLY
Just start the penals already
>>154806935Finland
>>154806826lol when will climate change destroy the world?
>>154807052I remember a restaurant by the river in providence, ri charged $9 for a bottle of iced tap water
>>154807095not into mongolian birds sadly
IT'S FUCKING BOILING TODAY
>>154807095Give me ONE reason
game so boring i want VAR to just shit things up
>>154807104not very provident of them
As wank as this world cup is, if I were a millionaire I would go
>>154807048Probably not, but Derby managed to get 11
HITC Seven's Alfie the worlds biggest Hull fan status?
>>154806826quality bait
I'm turning this shite off.
>30 more minutes of thisNeed Putin to drop a nuke on me bollocks pronto
>>154807120hehe ;)
>>154807116whos a bigger bellend, him or the irish guy?
>>154807123McBurnie bicycle kick goal in the next 5 minutes
Get them both relegated
>shittaker
>>154807108chase's big Hulls FCs
Could Boro even blame anyone else by themselves for being in this position if they lose? They were on automatic promotion for about 6 months, then lost to Southampton if it wasn't for Eckert telling the intern to spy on them they would not be in the final.Should thank their lucky stars its third time lucky for them
at this point i dont want a goalwe deserve penalty kino for sitting through this far
>>154807123But you'll miss out on the full time whistle!!
I feel like I'm just forcing myself to watch this game at this point
when this ref is in the premier league, he calls fouls for anything and everything that could resemble a collision/coming together. but in this game he's being normal and letting a lot of stuff gowhy?
>8
>>154807164AIslop?
>+8 minutesWhy the fuck??? Just move this shit onto penalties.
>>154807173diving hasn't been normalised in the championship due to no south american being shit enough to play there
I really really hope boro win just for the shit show that follows with more legal cases
>>154807023albania, greece, australia, bulgaria, croatia, UK, moldova, finland, italy, romaniaif you want a mix of cringe/funny/some decent songs i would recommend those. the rest were mostly forgettable. maybe Israel too because they did come 2nd but the song was mid and voting is rigged
two retards battle it out to secure a place below spuds next season to keep them up, quality stuff
If the game you put on is this bad, they should be able to agree neither team comes up
It shouldve been Milwall
two retards fighting.json
>>154807173different competition different interpretation of the rules
>>154807173To stop the whistle from overheating
just sayingsouthampton would've given us a kino game...a thriller even...a spy thriller mayhaps x
Lol they're so shit it's unreal. Either of these teams is getting instant relegated next season right?>>154807171Me? I'm messing around in forza watching this on the side desu.
>>154807206yeah if the playoff final ends goalless both teams should have to play the PL's bottom two teams to earn their place
>>154807214IM HERE TO SAY THE WORD
Wasted an afternoon of my life on thisCould've been having a wank or playing Minecraft
thoughts on Middlesbrough
I've only ever been to one play off final and I cried all the way home (I was young). Lost 3-2 to fucking Blackpool.
GLORIOUS NIPPON ON THE WINGU
>>154807243more into Uppersbrough
CORRRRRRRRRR
Say word?
>>154807220kek>>154807228why's bro grabbing his cockBURNIIEEEEEEE
No fucking way
HURR CITY!!!
TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS TIGERS
Glad for Hull but what was the point in any of this
HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL HULL I'm happy for Hull anon :3 He's there today you know
mr finkelstein your services will no longer be required
>mfw i havnt watched one second of this match and have spent the time shitposting in hereill turn it on for penals
>>154805686>>154805686>>154805686>>154805686KINDA RIGHT!
MCBURNIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
YA GETTIN MAULED BY THE TIGERS
MCPIGGIE IS CLUTCH I TOLD YE DIDN'T I TELL YE
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAMCBURNIEEEEE
WAKE UP ANONGOOAAAAAAL
>>154804847ULL ULL ULL ULL ULL ULL ULL ULL ULL ULL ULL ULL ULL ULL ULL ULL ULL ULL ULL ULL
well that's that sorted
We at /epl/ congratulate Hull City on joining the Premier League, taking Tottenham Hotspur's place.
AHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED YOU TEESIDE CUNTS
M A U L E D
borough gk on suicide watch
reminder hull avoided relegation last season on goal difference
boro are kwaboty?or still tony khan?
BASED fucking Hull, the only team that deserved to be in the final
>15 minute VAR check incoming
EFL must be breathing a huge sigh of relief
well that's 20th place in PL next season sorted
>>154807147not exactly a bicycle kick but i told you soalmost exactly 5 minutes as well
HULLY CRAP!
YOU'RE GETTING SHAGGED BY THE TIGERSSHAGGED BY THE TIGERS
VAR
genuinely awful goalkeeping
A man with this many tattoos should no longer be considered white. He has renounced his claim. He belongs to the beasts now.
offside but they wont disallow it cos afraid they get sued by hull if they lose
nothing less sovlfvl than the stat merchant sports bra
ULL ULL ULL ULL
kino
MAAAAAAAAULEEEEEEED BY THE TIIIIIGEEEEERS
>>154807322do these people think you need tattoos like you need air and food to live
inb4 hull caught spying
Last place 2025/6 EPL : wolvesLast place 2026/7 EPL : tigersso who's the next animal?
>>154807243not even in middle m8madnessabsolute bloody madness
>>154807322The beast? Like a tiger?
Imagine how hot and sweaty hullbro is right now fucking hell
Based, Boro didnt deserve to be here, they lost to Southampton
borough lost twice in the play-offsKWABOTS
>>154807305Still Phil
>paddy mcnairkek i remember united fans saying he was the next GOAT
Thank you for avenging us hullbros
>>154807305Still Vince
>>154807322Las Palmas legend Oliver McBurnie
>>154807349imagine how dull next season is gonna be watching his team get spunked all over and competing with derby for the lowest point record in prem history
>>154807344Magpies
>>154807375kek
>>154807344Swans
>>154807245LOL fucking commentator winding you up too
my sources tell me Hull were spying during the season. this isn't over yet
One of the absolute worst teams to ever come up. Just give them their parachute payment now and tell them not to fucking bother.
>efl after that goal
Dean Windarse mentioned in the commentary
>>154807395source: 12 pints of guiness (breakfast)
tvrk bvlls cant stop winning
blow the fackin whistle
>>154807344Red Devils
>boro havent scored at wembley since 1997
Boro have been decent tbf, Hull were playing for penalties all game.
PREMIER LEAGUE
Justice done i guess GG
>>154807337probably a sick spanish plot
is this the most norf teams in the prem ever?
>>154807363He was unironically goodVan Gaal came in with promises of bringing through the youngsters, it lasted about a month until the MK Dons game and he replaced them all with yer Falcaos and yer Di Marias
>>154807431they would have done if their league cup win was hosted there
>>154807371love that there will be a weird rivalry now between those teams that will make everyone seethe
HULL BROS NOT LIKE THIS
What's the average hull city fan like
LOOOOOOOOOOOLHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAA>that freekick
>Scotland didn't call him up
GHAAHYAHGAHahaha
boro did all that bitching for this?
>>1548074686'5 with a 8 inch cock
>>154807436cor imagine the smell after a day standing at wembley in the sun
>>154807452Late 2000s/early 2010s there were 9 teams from the North West alone
>>154807432This is just how Hull play, always playing for the transition
blow the whistle you aussie prick
all we need is spurs to get relegated and then we have at least 2 relegation spots (hull and west ham) + leeds, sunderland, palace, coventry and ipswich to battle it out for the 3rd spotforest bros we're eating so good
>>154807468low incomelow iqlow testlow heightlow sovllow geneticshigh furfagottry
The Prem is losing Wolves, but gaining another animal themed club with basically the same kit as Wolves, it'll be like nothing has changed
>+8+5
HOW LONG
what the fuck are boro doing
>>154807468no idea but I picture brexit means brexit engurland type (and that's a good thing)
>>154807526gettin mauled
>puke gaylingsomeone bring back some kino from the boro reddit/forum
just think, Hull pipped Wrexham on the final dayWe could be having Deadpool doing the Gangnam Style right now.
well done hullanons utt
>>154807468Fearsome, sharp claws, powerful hind legs
No pitch-invasion... Weak..
>2nd tier club>packed wembleywtf?
HULLBROYOU MADE IT
GET ON THE PITCH HULLBRO
>>154807525thats what ur mum said to me last night
hull were 2nd favourites to be relegated btw
>eliminated in the playoffs>twice
>>154807552northerner card revoked methinks
Boro are so fucking shit lol, what the hell was that in those last 6 minutes
>>154807597championship football innit
>were in the prem just 9 years agoweird that feels longer
>>154807582wew who's the player/what team is that
>>154807566pretty standard
Bring back Giovanni
>Freekick>send keeper up>too long, out for goalkickHilarious.
Hull you can buy Kalvin Philips for cheap, just for you, special offer
>>154807566EFL attendances are superb way down the league system, let alone on one of the most important games in all of football
>>154807609all i remember from it is phil brown their manager on the pitch at half time. and they had robertson
>>154807609Genuinely don't remember them coming up for a second timeDon't remember a single thing about it
reminder that next year 7th and 8th goes into the playoffs
>>154807619actually embarrassing there lol
>>154807619>+8+6>boro keeper has the ball>passes it straight to hulloh no no no no
Do hull and milwall have this as their song? must be a good vibe when they play and it comes on
>>154807579why would you just lie, they were 6.40 odds for relegation not even in the top 13
>>154794365>>154794365>>154794365post match thread
>>154807643why
>>154807672all the clubs voted for it
>>154807672https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2026%E2%80%9327_EFL_Championship#League_table
>>154807669heard it multiple times from multiple sourcesnot my fault they lied to me
So, anything even half decent to watch, or...?
>>154807669not that anon but i'm pretty sure they wereeveryone was saying they were going down pre season
>>154807683>>154807682ah okayanything to get wrexham to the prem methinks
Genuinely happy for Hull. From barely staying in the Championship last year to getting promoted this year. Pretty amazing.
>>154807375
>Big bearded hard Scotsman Oli McBurnie>Zesty English accentRight then
>kissing the playershardly appropriatedirty slag
>>154807643Gay decision
>>154807748small clubs couldn't sell out wembley
>>154807734>McBappeproud Scotchman right there
>>154807615Hearts
spent the 2nd half gooning, well dont hull
>>154806443Based. West Yorkshire freaks have a horrible accent.>>154806604Profits for British businesses go to British owners, who spend their gains in the British economy. Profits for foreign businesses go to foreign owners, who often don't even pay British tax. The money you give to a foreign company leaves these shores and never comes back.
>>154806710My house never goes above 22 degrees. It's like 11 degrees in winter unless I put the heating on, but right now in the """worst heatwave in history""", it's 20.8C in my living room.
>>154807701scotland vs haiti at 3am soon
FUCK STEVE GIBSON
>>154805026baffling that you think hull is worse than middlesbrough
