Giro d'Italia (2.UWT)Stage 15Voghera - Milan157kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2026/startlistGC after stage 14:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2026/stage-14-gcRoadbook:https://www.giroditalia.it/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/HJTMZ5AX0vehZvkyxQdQ_060526-111010.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2026/stage-15/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / EITB / RTVE / TV2 / RTL / SRG SSR13:30 CETPrevious thread:>>154761865
>Current and upcoming road races08.05 - 31.05 Giro d'Italia 2.UWT20.05 - 24.05 4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France 2.Pro21.05 - 24.05 Vuelta a Burgos Feminas 2.WWT22.05 - 24.05 Grande Prémio Internacional Beiras e Serra da Estrela 2.124.05 Grand Prix Criquielion 1.124.05 Antwerp Port Epic Ladies 1.Pro25.05 Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy 1.125.05 GP Mazda Schelkens 1.1 WE28.05 - 31.05 Boucles de la Mayenne - Crédit Mutuel 2.Pro29.05 - 31.05 Bretagne Ladies Tour 2.130.05 - 07.06 Giro d'Italia Women 2.WWT01.06 - 05.06 Ethias-Tour de Wallonie 2.Pro03.06 Mercan'Tour Classic Alpes-Maritimes 1.104.06 - 06.06 Tour of Estonia 2.106.06 Heylen Vastgoed Heistse Pijl 1.107.06 Brussels Cycling Classic 1.Pro07.06 Dwars door de Westhoek 1.1 WE07.06 Alpes Gresivaudan Classic 1.1 WE07.06 - 14.06 Tour Auvergne - Rhône-Alpes 2.UWT10.06 Circuit Franco-Belge 1.Pro12.06 - 14.06 CIC-Tour Féminin des Pyrénées 2.Pro13.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.WWT14.06 Copenhagen Sprint 1.UWT14.06 GP Gippingen 1.114.06 Muur Classic Geraardsbergen 1.117.06 - 21.06 Tour de Suisse 2.UWT17.06 - 21.06 Baloise Belgium Tour 2.Pro>Mecha-Rusbert's webm folders:https://pastebin.com/Mx1GyU53>Bert van Koers' ciclismo quizzes:https://www.sporcle.com/user/Bert_van_Koers/quizzes/>Races info:https://www.procyclingstats.com/https://firstcycling.com/>Free streams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/>Velodrama league code:51196855
first for Cedrine
>>154810411#RapeMauroVegni
>>154810420Shave that peach fuzz my man. There is enough rapist looking mofos in the pedalton already.
>>154810892Campenaerts has trained him well.
Another 5000 kcal day done.
>>154812037first one is very manly and second one is trying to hide a non-Gaviria sized d ck
>>154812037There's always the Triathlete Option
>>154812037Politt would never water bottle with his massive anaconda
>>154812037>pee bidon gateHardly follow cycling news. Only watch good parts of stages. This sport is on a rapid decline. The news is unbelievably dull. So many other sports have content people can enjoy. The same asinine shit is spewed over and over. Literally the same interviews every single time. The same riders winning. The same narratives. Men pissing during a bike race is not news. Don't care if they took their dick out on TV or if they pissed in the holy grail. This fucking gay as fuck sport needs to shape up real quick or it'll be dead. Appealing to zooners with fortnite maps is an act of desperation. Run by unimaginative boomers stuck in their ways.
Actually fucking hate this faggot sport. Highly predictable. Media is infested with endless ads. The culture of the sport is pathetic and weak, with an overwhelming left wing over tone that makes it cringe and everything is positive and 'kind'. Riders and staff have zero charisma. The media and commentators gaslight the fans into their faggot narrative. It is the worst sport for fans that exists. Having watched football recently, it's far more tactical, physicality has far more of a role, there's far more engagement for fans, way more media to break down and discuss the sport. It's highly commercialised but it doesn't have as much of an impact on the viewing experience. Tactics are fascinating and complex unlike the basic cycling tactics.It'll be dead within 20 years unless it adapts. Despise the attitude of cycling fans, the cycling media and the cycling elite.
>>154810411Uhm hi, isn't the stage supposed to have some lines going up and down, is this stage dead??
>>154813453People who complain about flat stages genuinely do not understand cycling. The mountains are for casuals who need drama handed to them. A flat stage is chess at 200km/h – positioning, echelons, leadout trains built over 80km of invisible tactical warfare. It requires more intelligence to appreciate than watching someone breathe heavily up a hill.Eddy Merckx won flat stages. Was he boring? Kelly? Cavendish in his prime? Some of the greatest moments in cycling history happened on roads flatter than your takes."Pancake flat on a Sunday" , yeah, and some of us actually understand what we're watching. The fact that you need a summit finish to stay interested says more about your attention span than the race.
>>154813453__________ no watchy_________/ ME WATCHY
>>154815259
>>154815259impressive copypasta
yeah but seriously though this is 100% no watchy until 10k to go
Vuelta a Burgos Feminas (2.WWT)Stage 4 (Final)Gumiel de Mercado - Lagunas de Neila120kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-burgos-feminas/2026/startlistGC after stage 3:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-burgos-feminas/2026/stage-3-gcRoadbook:https://www.vueltaburgos.com/feminas/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/Guia-Tecnica-2026.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/vuelta-a-burgos-feminas/2026/stage-4/liveStreams:https://www.rtve.es/play/videos/directo/deportes/ciclismo-vuelta-burgos-femenina-etapa-4/https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / RTVE14:30 CET
4 Jours de Dunkerque / Grand Prix des Hauts de France (2.Pro)Stage 5 (Final)Saint-Omer - Dunkirk181.3kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/4-jours-de-dunkerque/2026/startlistGC after stage 4:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/4-jours-de-dunkerque/2026/stage-4-gcRoadbook:https://www.4joursdedunkerque.com/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/2026-AVRIL-Le-roadbook-des-4-jours_compressed.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/4-jours-de-dunkerque/2026/stage-6/liveStreams:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBcSUM8kROIhttps://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Corsaire TV14:30 CET
Antwerp Port Epic Ladies (1.Pro)Antwerpen - Antwerpen138kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/antwerp-port-epic-ladies/2026/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/antwerp-port-epic-ladies/2026/result/livehttps://www.antwerpportepic.be/live-ladiesStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT15:00 CET
Grand Prix Criquielion (1.1)Ath - Lessines205kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/grand-prix-criquielion/2026/startlistRoadbook:https://ententecyclisteacrenoise.be/wp-content/uploads/2026/04/GPC26%20-%20Dossier%20Technique%20PDF-compressed.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/grand-prix-criquielion/2026/result/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/RTBF 15:30 CET
>>154822485incomprehensible roadbook. maybe it's more readable in paper form idk
sad that China never use one of these kino roads for their UWT races
>>154822506damn
4 stages in at the prestigious Rás Tailtean and the ir*sh are yet to score a win. 3 wins for the bongs, 1 for the yanks.HUGE humiliation
I believe that Toon AERTS will win
fucking chutedshoulder is very sore and getting worse by minute but not broke I don't think. whatever at least the bike is ok
>>154822755I hope not. I'm hoping for a big chute resulting in a leadout win, preferably stuyven
>>154822923Why didn't you simply keep your balance and NOT chute?
>>154822942I'll try that the next time. Have to be a nudist for the next few days putting on clothes is too painful
this isn't going too good, kijkers bros
>>154822953Come to Bredene beach, its allowed there
>>154812037asking the real questions
>>154815259bodied that freak
>>154822923>>154822953What happened though?And for the love of god pour some disinfectant on it, we don't need another MUNOZ situation
>>154822973There were unreal gaps at the junior ladies. 6th spot was already 4 minutes down.
kijkers humbled
>>154823145tyre slipped out going round a cornerfeeling better now after a hot shower but shoulder is HUGE with the swelling. going to watch the stick fighting now and have a feed of pints. the only cure
barely in top 10
>>154823232
>>154823217>tyre slipped out going round a cornerDust & loose gravel? It's a fucking plague around here
>>154823217got my first chute of the season couple of weeks ago too. slipped on sand on a road. only got road rash on me knee. it's healed already.
we live in Italy
>>154823314Thank goodness they didn't keep the red helmet
>>154823314Bro just shave It looks ridiculous
>>154823505our boy is having a lot of fun
>>154822464we live in France
>>154812037>"pee bidon" gateOnly a problem if someone from the crowds picks it up, innit.
>>154813453>>154815259Stage so bent the broadcast was moved to Eurosport 2!
after some technical difficulties, we live in Burgos
how we feeling berts?
>>154823675not good
>>154822923>the bike is okGreat news. Cheers, la.
>>154823675cool and cozy in mah basement
battle for ciclamino
>>154822473we live in Antwerp with the ladies
breaking news from the danish studio where Mørkøv is guest who is the national couchJonas will relax after TDF, then do a training camp, travel to Canada and do the two Canadien races AND staying there untill WC starts
>>154823810live on sporza, btw
>>154823675comfy, still...>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7gwO8-oqwFw
>>154823823Mørkøv said this has already been agreed on between Jonas, Danish national team and Visma
chute
>>154823823wow! will he be able to repeat his incredible performance from last year's euros??
>>154822485we also live in Belgium
>>154823929kinda comicale
>>154823975lasses just can't stop chutting
how do the women deal with having to pee? Do they pee themselves?
>>154823675Did a 4 hour run this morning been in a darkroom with ice packets eversince
>>154824053>a 4 hour runPas normale
>>154824008nobody watches women, so they can just stop and pee whereveralso women races are shorter
riding along the beach gives this race a festive vibe
look out for the archers
Kastelijn wins
>>1548242312uzic is washed
>>154824231top 10
>>154824271I think they lost Moolman-Pasio
Meeus wins. Pithie wins GC.
how do you take a piss in a city circuit without having to pay the UCI fine? asking for a friend.
>>154824287top 10
>>154823675Pretty good, just put the sauna on
>tfw no italian gf
>>154824319GC
>>154824271final GC
Avocado spotted
>>154824366>Tesfazionhm
Jonas at medical car?
>>154824412is the medical car not white?
>>154824421I'm not sure 2bh
>>154824412Dead from boredom. He also thinks that flat stages should not be allowed on the weekend
What is going on? What is fishmonger and about?
>>154824425and usually the medical car has not top on it
>>154824383booba
Absolute semen slurping stage
The stage finishes 5km before the actual finish?What the fuck?Tour de Flat Earth kwabs afraid of a few turns?Sickening.>>154824412Asking what was the logic (none, innit) behind the shortening of the stage or asking for it to be shortened even more?>>154823975TF was that Tudor (?) feller doing?>>154824002I mean, there's quite a lot of dust and debris on this turn. Dangerous.
Jonas el patron
>Then Visma got something out of their protests. The times are taken with 5 kilometers again, and thus the classification teams do not have to run the final. They can leave that to the sprinters.MADE THE C A L L
>>154824412He asked for the GC time gaps to be taken at 5km before the finish
>>154824525>>154824529
>>154824525not the last 5kmthe last 16km
THEY SHORTENED IT EVEN MORE LMAOJonas you lazy bum!>>154824412
>>154824307Evaporation
>Race direction announcement: The race will be neutralized at the last passage under the finish arch (start of the last lap). For the purposes of the general classification, that will be the time of each rider that will be considered.
if Assgren was in this breakaway he would have won today
I'm officially withdrawing whatever praise I disseminated about this year's Giro earlier.This is bullshit. Bullshit!
Might as well neutralize any stage that does not have an uphill finish
>>154824544If this faggot trend goes on they will simply stop counting the GC on flat stages in a few years
go on Mattias Bais my son
if the breakaway wins today it most likely means that Narvaez wins the ciclamino
suprisingly good racing this
norgay sisters today might be the day
>>154824585They should go the other way, all get their own time. No same time for finishing in the peloton
Jonas still in the peloton but his entire team is not? what the fuck kind of tactic is that
>>154824678surely sprint teams won't let that happen
>>154824772let?looks like the breakaway has a very serious chance to win right now
>>154824764Based, take some risk if you want to win a race
shit like this is why the slovenian menace is necessary
>>154824817less than minute over 10km on flat
>>154824833only few riders in the peloton actually pulling and now Lidl is sending GEE to help
oh no leaf bro look away, LIDL shitting all over GEE's gc ambitions right now
Magnier is going to dunk on Milan again I can feel it
i'm usually a fan of neutralizing finishes in terms of time gaps when it's dangerous weather or there's been crashes because gc guys aren't needed in a pancake sprint finish but it does seem a little against the spirit of grand tour racing when you're just neutralizing a lap they've been on multiple times on a nice sunny day for no reason other than maybe the gc guys think it's dangerous to ride it fast and not beneficial to them
cam on breakaway
insane that its ROCKET youtube meme team doing all the work
RAI timing so shit that danish studio has to use their own stop watches
SLURP
>>154824902oh no not losing the sprint for 5th
>>154824932well, so far the only notable thing they did is a big crash
>>154824963?
wtf am I watching
>>154824983kino
>>154824983the kwabbening of fatties
lmao
Dversnes wins. what a blunder
BASED
heya norge
KwabJust send the fat fucks home
LOLLMAO
I'm not an expert, but this feels like the dumbest peloton I've ever seen
time for a diet, fatties
>shitaly
Demote all the sprint teams to pro tour
I fear it's never been more over than this
Visma killed the sprinters with the time stop
Total Sprinters DeathTotal Shitalian Death
F A X E K O N D I
lmao, get kwabbed fatsos
>>154825073
>dversneslavikwinslol
>>154825095gezellig plaatje makker
>Milan
2-4 all italian proconti finishers. rome has fallen
>>154825089Det miin øønglinds sodah VAN!
top 10
It was the zipper-on-back, innit.
Narvaez has the points jersey in the bag
>>154825134thread THEMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hojVgHzoZ1Y
>>154825155QS should just cockblock him from going into breaks
>>15482514657 seconds?holy fuck it was not even close in the end K E K
>>154825181Must be a mistake.
>>154825181Rai time was off by 40 seconds kek
>113km stageyea im thinking Jonas winning the stage on tuesday
>>154825179they can't catch 4 dudes from t2 teams in a break, how they will stop him on climbs
>>154825181They took the time at 16km to go
>Fastest stage in the history of Giro d'Italia: 51.39 km/h for 157 km
Borgo wins. good day for breakaways
lmaoing at youtube kwabs crying about motopacing
>>154825346The peloton got more draft than the break though.
>>154825346only the peloton can be motopaced, chuddie
>>154825243What's the opinion on short stages? I heard McEwen saying that there's no need for 200km+ stages anymore. Because they're going twice as hard now.
>PCS added name pronunciation feature>commentators still pronounce names wrongfor fucks sake, do your job, you lazy fucks
>>154825323top 10
>>1548254224h broadcast max is fine this days
>>154825422Levelling down to women level, this is the only reason it happens.
>>154825422Think it goes both ways you can say they race from the start now so could cut the part that was used to warm up but then again if they go this fast and the whole peleton can push 65 at the end its not long enough. I dont mind a two hour race though.
seething
>>154825655so they are seething that the break (made by 2 guys from polti and one from bardiani and one from uno-x) finally got some motopacing and they are dump enough not to catch them? also where the fuck was milan
>>154825655Trek is definitely the KWAB team of the Giro
>>154825655Pathetic. Thought better of T3
>>154825655"a bit of a joke" would be naming your kid tim tom
Honestly based race design to have a pancake flat city circuit on a Sunday and then motopace the break to a win when the peloton complains too much.
>>154825655How would he know what happened up in the break?
>>154825422its fine if there is a mixnot every stage needs to be 250km and not every stage needs to be 110km
you now remember Jonathan Milan
>>154825655>seethe about motorpacin>it was the fraudalton who got the most pacingK W A BWAB
MARKUS Femke wins
dusty race as usual
>>154826123
>>154826045top 10
>>154826203>Nika Bobnar
>>154826526who the fuck cares, it didn't change anything and riders didn't stop so it looked normal at the finish. Was it needed? No. Did it hurt anything? No.These guys will stay silent as young riders literally die, race organizers plan dangerous routes, and manufactures produce dangerous gear. While posting this bullshit because a race dared trying to be proactive. Hope he croaks soon.
>>154826672gc teams would have pulled until 5km to keep safe so sprinters are unhappy
>>154826850Sprinter teams had more than enough fire power to pull the break back if they hadn't been retarded. Its a part of the sport to talk among the teams and work together.
>>154826850The break away and sprinters are all at +2 hours no GC team was going to pull today
>>154826526according to Jonas and many other riders there where train tracks, cobble stones, potholes and mancovers all over the roads in Milan making it impossible to even drink or take a gel when they where going at 55-60km/hmaybe shitaly should build better roads
>>154825707They're ninth in the uci ranking with all the money they throw
>>154826918>Its a part of the sport to talk among the teams and work together.According to themselves, they did exactly that and went very very fast, but still could not catch the break. And that is why they are seething so much and think the break must have had huge help from the motos and cars.
Profile of the last norwegian giro win
>>154828317what a meme stage
>>154828317At first I thought this was a closeup of a climb.
>>154828317Lance was in this race
>>154828105But it was filmed and we could all see that there was never more than a couple of riders pulling at a time.
>>154828105If they were so coordinated how come the peloton was as wide as the road at times and people were coasting in the fraudalton even when it wasn't. If they were actually pulling people wouldn't be coasting.
so is Pogi doing this Enhanced Games thing in Las Vegas?
>>154828317looks fun
>>154828317
>>154830732I miss him Berts
>>154823605
>>154830841For a second I thought you were posting something illegal
>>154825146Signature look of superiority
>>154826203
Any more Fishboy stage wins left in the Giro or will he just slurp to 'preserve energy' for the Tour? I'd rather he get some more wins since he's going to get destroyed by Poggers no matter what.
>>154831280A majority of the stages left are fish stages.
>>154831280Tuesday and Saturday for sure
>>154831280tuesday is a free stage win with only 113kmthe Dolomite stage is a big question mark since its ALOT of work if his team is going to pull for the entire stage to it winPiancevallo stage should also be a Jonas W
>>154830953>29 years old>first GT>winsbased
>Zanoncello DSQ'd from the 2026 Giro d'Italia for headbutting Donaldson at speed
>>154833695>Zanoncellonever even heard of this guy
Cant write Zanoncello without spelling N O N C E
>>154833695Would guess he loses his job over this
Next stage is 113kmwhat is this the baby giro?Need an anti Jonas who complains about stages being too safe and easy>after listening to the complaints of reigning tdf champion Paul Seixas, race officials have decided to add 50km today's stage and finish on a 15% climb
>>154837557>anti Jonas
>>154837557It's also only 3000m altitude gain. Most of cyc has done numerous more difficult rides.
Overall this giro has been quite shit.
Hotel booked for Montreal, weekend of the Mens RR. Who else is going?>>154839706Some nice stage winners, Narvaez & the Astana trio. Predictably lifeless GC but even though its no surprise it is definitely not good watching. Praise Eulalio for giving us something to watch.
>>154833695i think this vindicates vingegaard. if he didn't neutralize the finale for the gc guys he might have been the one getting headbutted
they are doing the enhanced games without us
>>154839706And still not even close to the worst Giro the last 5 years.
>>154840217>Who else is going?Jonas
>enhanced games accidentally proving to the masses hat mainstream sports are juiced to the maxAt least cycling fans already knew.
>>154825884>race ends in Milan>cyclist named "John Milan" doesn't winclown world desu
>>154840217which hotel
>>154839706Giro is never good is the brvtal trvth
Antwerp Port Epic / Sels Trophy (1.1)Antwerp - Antwerp196.4kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/antwerp-port-epic/2026/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/antwerp-port-epic/2026/result/livehttps://www.antwerpportepic.be/live-menStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Sporza15:00 CET
GP Mazda Schelkens (1.1) WEBorsbeek - Borsbeek134.1kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/gp-mazda-schelkens/2026/startlistLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/gp-mazda-schelkens/2026/result/liveStreams:https://cycling.pickx.be/nl/https://cyclingtiz.live/Pickx 15:30 CET
>>154846857This is one name change I appreciated because - I confess - I could never remember exactly how to spell Schaal Sels>>154843158Yes, he and I will enjoy watching Pog win in person.>>154845621Sofitel mon ami>>154846673Last year was fun both for breakaways and the GC, but I remember thinking it was the first time in many years. There have been some great Giros in recent years>2015 was eleven years ago
>>154791529>>154791470I fucking love ciclismo so fucking much
>>154845110Hey now, they got one new "WR" in swimming using a full body suit that is banned from official competitions.
>>154845110to play devil's advocate here, participants are probably mediocre dudes who couldn't make it. assuming everyone dopes in cycling, top guys are still better responders because they're genetically superior
>>154847472Yeah my thoughts to the only people participating here are failed athletes or just over enthousiast amateurs that take steriods
>jonaswinslol
>>154847517superstar HIRT disrespected
>>154847472>>154847516I thought most of them were medalists from either world championships, olympics or continental championships. And were just cashing in before retiring from sports.
>>154847517>Jay Vine
>>154822506Looks kino, but how steep is it actually?
https://www.procyclingstats.com/statistics/start/latest-injuries>fractured collarbone - 5 weeks>ouchie on a finger - 4 weeks
>>154847472>>154847516>>154847742Anyone in reach of elite times was a recent medalist. Of course the second-rate and has-been athletes are much closer to the elite with top level support, but this should open people's eyes.
>>154848177>VAN ALPHEN Aniek>Injury: Concussion, Concussion, Fractured collarbone, Fractured collarboneA double concussion?
drinking a real pilsner from Plzen along with a bag of chipsthanks to christ for making this monday a holiday
>>154846857we live in Antwerp
happens rather often nowadays
>>154846863we also live with ladies
>>154848394I was just there (antwerp city)
fancy-looking horses
>>154848649disgusting
>>154849131Yeah I past that influencers (from theceleb supercross thing) fritterie on my way home it was like 3pm and people were lining up to eat fucking bickies
>>154849160I went to Antwerp once, back in school like 15 years ago. I decided to never go back to that shithole and I haven't
almost made it out safe
Kool wins
>>154849440COWARDLY ASSASSINATION
>>154849463very kool
>>154849440bonk
>>154849463top 10
per strand gaat
Hagenes wins
>>154833695What a retarded thing to do.
>>154848533Carbon bars, innit.
our grande boy Tommaso Dati going insane in Japan
>>154851161wow is she turning white?
>>154851161
>Pauliena Rooijakkers announces pregnancy: UAE Team ADQ rider expecting first child in November
>>154851575Excuse me? What does she think she's getting paid for?
> Enchanced olympic games> Supervised allowed dopage> Get 1 million for breaking the world record in your discipline> Only 1 guy manages to do soAnd yet some people will claim that athletes are clean. You must be very naive to believe there's such thing as "clean" in top sports
>>154852645>expecting washed up slome duikelaars to break world recordsperhaps you are the naive one
>>154852691Horner did it.
>>154852645>9.97s 100metersKWABOTY
Giro not doing zoncolan? No watchy. No tour ventoux? No watching. No vuelta angliru? Me no watchy.
>>154852645>rejected athleted pumpy their veins with shit>fail to break recordsStick ganna with michele and he does the hour record in 50 minutes. They are there for a reason. Actual athletes take a touch of something at most. The rejects in the dopelympics are like belgian blue's running the grand national.
>>154853441Yes but consider this:Double Alpe d'Huez
>>154853516Deal.
confirmed that the pelaton are the knucleheads
>>154852926>enhanced games>slower 100m than US high schoolersKWAB or squeak of the year
>>154853671That moto cope is the most embarrassing thing all year.
>>154853671Watching it now>Horner watches a pancake flat stage three (3) times to make sure his analysis is on pointimpressive
>>154822506Fuck I need to drive this in a small sports car right now.
Giro d'Italia (2.UWT)Stage 16Bellinzona - Carì113kmStartlist:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2026/startlistGC after stage 15:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2026/stage-15-gcRoadbook:https://www.giroditalia.it/wp-content/uploads/2026/05/HJTMZ5AX0vehZvkyxQdQ_060526-111010.pdfLive stats:https://www.procyclingstats.com/race/giro-d-italia/2026/stage-16/liveStreams:https://cyclingtiz.live/https://dlhd.pk/Eurosport / Discovery+ / HBO / TNT / Rai / EITB / RTVE / TV2 / RTL / SRG SSR13:30 CET
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>>154860080whoever was involved in designing this bike needs to be shot. jfc it's bad.
>>154859457Pog checks under his bed for Godon at night
>>154860361we're gonna find out at saturday Unbound 200 if it performs
>>154860421
kwab
>>154860417It's a midget size so it looks worse but I can tell from that picture alone that it's a shit bike no matter how well a pro does on it.
Tommmaso "Shogun" Dati with some decency today in Japan.This last week we desperately need some climber(s) to put on a show, not even for GC just to get through the stage. Could be Einer Rubio or Van Eetvelt or Ciccone but we need a little something.
>>154860437spared herself from another humiliation ritual
>>154860361What is wrong with it? Looks cool.
>>154860417>>154860440ok wait, it's a 32" bike. In that case it might work out.
>>154860080This reminds me of those dogs with no spine
They got married over the weekend, Lotte better brings a son into this world.
>>154860080>>154860517>it's a 32" bikeI'm hoping for a few funny pics.
>>15486110936" road bike for normally sized men (male) when?
Niblz spotted
Jonas 16 year olds ballsack looking ahhh facial hair
>>154861126Never because UCI has a maximum tire size for road bikes. Thanks UCI.
>>154861221
Eurosport still broadcasting some odd sport.It's kinda like basketball but they smash the ball with the net, over another net; instead of putting it inside the net.
Je suis désormais un missile Decathlon.>OHOHOHO FELIX GALL SCHNELLER ALS DER ÜBERSCHALL >OHOOHHO FELIX GALL ER GEWINNT AUF JEDEN FALL >VOLLGAS BERGAUF WIR SIND DABEI >DIE NUMMER 1 NICHT NUMMER 2https://www.tiktok.com/@janullrichultras/video/7643446601238859041?q=felix%20gall&t=1779797216902https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_l9rLyMwaU
>>154861606>Germans in charge of lyrics
>>154860080its the future whether you like it or not32" roll way faster and more importantly, it's going to force everyone to buy new shit!!!!
>>154853671Horner is a berniebro?
Ciccone seething
>>154861932no it’s ironic
>>154861937has trek won anything of note this season? feels like the team has beenkwabbed this year
>>154861989I hope so. Easily the best cycling analysis we have, thank you Chris. Unfortunately my Cuban family members who sacrificed their lives have to respectfully disagree with bringing politics into a cycling analysis. Be better.
The 54/40 chainrings just arrived
>>154862001staked too much on Achooso
>>154862050cringe
>>154862091Creepy
>>154862050wtf that's just weird. like it was written by a child
>>154862050Cyclists are either raging commies or chudbuds
>>154862102too many emojis for a grown-ass boomer
>>154862102>>154862117Aren't the comments written by his son?
>>154862141unless he role-playing as his dad, seems unlikely
>>154862141His son does the video editing. Horner certainly responds to comments himself
>>154862043Don't you have rampas in Italia?
Van der Lee cooked
>>154861937He is not the only one, this is the gayest giro since a long time.Why the hell is Visma even riding that hard for this meme stage
>>154862160he responded to me once when I called him a knucklehead for saying Wout has had a better career than Boonen. he actually believes that.
>>154862232Why didnt you visit him at home and tell him whats what?
>>154862256I unsubscribed. that'll show him
>>154862230They want Jonas to win 6 stages to match 2024 Pogacar
>>154862230literal slurpfest. i dont know why but it just sucks
the giro is the worst GTits always the most boringat least with the Vuelta everyone is cooked from the season so weird shit happens
>>154862050I live in Vermont and under Bernie and his cadre for 30 years AMA
Has quickstep just given up on the ciklamino jersey or why the hell did they let Narvaez in the break?
>>154862329noone cares about burger politics
>>154862232Wout has absolutely had a better career. Far more rounded, won various races, helped win various races including the tour. Won up mountains, in sprints, TT's and he's a classics winner. He's had a better career than MVDP in my opinion. Churning out roubaix's and flanders' in isolation is pretty cringe.
>>154862329Where do you live?Who is your senator?How long has he been there?Can we ask you anything?
>>154862333He couldn't win it against Narvaez anyway
>>154862185no rampas where I live just punchy little hills
Cicco channeling Remco
Raging like that tsk tsk
>>154862340Nice ragebaut.
>>154862340Also a great masked singer appearance MVPD can only dream about
what is his problem
>>154862363What's the point of living in Italy if you don't have hills, climbs and/or Alps? Sounds like masochism to me
>>154862373No idea how people can think he's not had a better career, said it many times. If pog won 3 tours and all the classics once but Seixas won 8 tours, Pog objectively had a better career. It's the same with Wout and MVDP. Contribution to the team and winning in GT's over different terrain outweighs a classics babby one trick pony who's entire team is built around him winning on bumpy rocks in north france.
>>154862406>Mavaffanculokek
>>154862406Cunt
>>154862412You conviniently left out all the leadouts Grug did for Jappe and helped him win a monnument.Plus the WC and all the time he kwabbed Wout in cyclocross. Oh and mtb sucsses doesn't count either I guess.He is just as versatile as Wout . They just do dufferent things.
Rubio almost self-cagied
Rusbert wet dream
>>154862466>He is just as versatile as WoutRidiculous statement. Wout has performed on every single terrain. He isn't an XC rider, but then neither is MVDPoo. He gets kwabbed by Pidcock and his most memorable moment on the MTB was him tumbling down a simple rock drop down in the olympics. Winning on a DOUBLE ventoux stage, winning tour sprints, green jersey, solo stage wins, hill stages, time trials. All whilst helping his team leader to win the damn thing. His tireless performance for Yates in the giro. MVDPoo doing a few hundred meters for a fat sprinter on a one day race is not even close to Wout's team contributions. MVDPoo is dwarfed in that respect. He will never win a mountain stage.Also worth considering that Wout has a long season. He's fit nice and early, goes through the summer and is often there at the end for the WC's. That's a long active season. Bumpy rock babby is off playing golf and fortnite half the season. DNF's too often in the tour. He's just a one trick pony as I said.
Wjy does Cico alwats seem to pick the worst possible stage to go for a break?Everyone and their mum understood that Vismoids are goingto go for it today.
After this giro win, I cannot justify rooting for jonas anymore. The vingegaard/poogacar hegemony must end this year. Finish off with their little records and fart sniffing. Next year the next generation must overthrow the status quo. Sick of them now.
did cico make a deal with narvaez? i guess narvaez will help him win a stage if he helps him with the sprints
>>154862560>>154862593If he doesn't win a stage Luca Guercilena is gonna put him in the Parkside torture machine
>>154862560He went pretty much every day he could.
uh, Pellizzari bros...
>bora
Red Bull faking that Henly and Pelizzari are feeling good Every fucking time lol
jonasbros we eating good today
Tour of the Alps curse stays undefeated
>Pellizzari>Afonso>O'Condomtotal slaughter today
>>154862802Classic post rest day unipuerto. Same on Pierre Saint-Martin TdF 2015
will Jonas let Piganzoli win
>>154862785there are no "jonasbros"There are only Danes and non Danes. Noone outside Denmark likes the Fishboy becasue he is so unlikable
Arensman walking up to a podium Pretty good
>>154862848dont you know that the female boomer crowd that where roglic fans have moved on to Jonas
>>154862848You forgot about 50yo dutch moms
nice try Gall
Jonas goes solo
not even pogi made stages so boring, at least he was attacking from far away and you couldn't really tell if he was gonna win
Easy stage + rest day + unipuerto + somewhat low altitude. the watts better be high
Bernal suddenly awoken
>GallIs Fishboy really that unreachable?
>>15486289810/10 ragebait post
>>154862907for the likes of Gall, absolutely
>>154862907UAE and Vismoids doctors have no equal
>>15486289824 and 26 have been equally boring so far. i much prefer watching pogi however.
>>154862928They have one
He's gonna win with 2min lol
so now Jonas have had all three leaders jerseys and won a road stage in each of them
>>154862965no point in trying to follow anymore. just the gc placing now.
>>154862965Getting an insumountable gap today so he can coast to the win while saving energy for the Tour.
Arensfraudismo
>pogi dove sei
week 3 Hindlel looking good
huh
Gall looks fucked
>>154863022500 meters till Cringegaard kisses this
>KOM SÅ JONASkino banner
>>154863085Just >italian timekeeping
I thought it's Team Gall at first kek
tough last km
>>154863022TARKAN'D
Jonas wins
he did not kiss the image of his familyvery bad karma surely
kinda dorky attack from Gall
>>154863131but he did?
>>154863138he did kek, not even danes car about this meme victory
Vingegaard has more wins in 2026 than Pogacar
Why was Bora thinking?
>>154863138>>154863148ohthen good karma then
hoping Jonas tries to win atleast one more stage
>>154863154And how many more race days?
>>154863148>not even danes carpls understand cars are very expensive here
>>154863155that pelizari was having a good day, i guess.
>>154862859This older ladies loove Jonas. That family man persona gets them hard.
>>154863190GC
>>154863185ke
>>154863186>>154863190>pelizzari out of top 10OOF
>>154863201Big for Australia
Finna go eat a pizza to celebrate fishmans winning the giro.
Jay Hindlel gonna move up to 2nd on the Dolomites stage
>>154862351are you mentally retarded?
Pellizzari still not in italian bros...
>>154863266
>>154863275it's the same picture?
bernal is the biggest fraud in the history of ciclismo
Jonas also has the KOM in the bag now
Pellizzari just got in! 18 mins. Bigger blow out than yikes.
giro sucks ass
>>154863311And to think he actually looked like he was going to be good. We'll get the sob story of a wasp stinging his bollock or something soon.
>>1548633115 minutes behind Campenaerts
giro is gay
>>154863342did the pink give it away for you
>>154863319RAI instantly jumped from fellating Pellizzari to fellating Piganzoli lmao.
giro sucks shit
It's over
giro is the worst
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>>154863364LMAO, you can see the rostie actually looking at the road before crossing.
>>154863364they both died
If o'cummer gets out the top 10 I'll cum buckets.
giro is not a bike race I enjoy
autist was fast today
the simple fact is grand tours will be more fun to watch in a few years when pogi / jonas won't be contending anymore.
>>154863416its easy when you just make up the numbers
>>154863427>Seixas reign of terroronly for the squeakers
>>154863427Be carefull what you wish for or we'll get a decade of Sky trains again.
>>154863107>>154863085>>154863190Did Fishboy really lose 30 seconds on the last km? Looks like he gave up on the tour and tries to cope by getting as many stages as he can when Poggers isn't around, this doesn't look like energy saving mode.
>>154863467>trusting RAI timeshello newfriend
>>154863341holy KWAB
>>154863467>Did Fishboy really lose 30 seconds on the last km?not unlikely. he was clearly suffering hard at the end, whereas gall etc. were sprinting
fishboy probably realized he can't win tdf this year so he wants to get stage wins in this meme tour
>>154863561that's why he's riding the giro in the first place.
the funny thing about Jonas being so dominant in the Giro and winning stages like he wants too, its making my non-ciclismo co-workers think that Jonas is gonna win the TDF againDAILY i have to drop truth nukes on them so they wont overdose on hopium
>>154863645Danish cycling "fans" are delusional. Remember almost ten years of 'birbsong will win the tour!!1'?
>>154863201>>154863215> 19. PELLIZZARI Giulio 22:38Amazing. I now officially have nobody in the top 18 except for a certain Dane.
actually mega based stage trophie
>>154863692Amazing. I thought I had it bad, but at least I still have Bernal and Rondel (lol). Thank you for cheering me up, Bert.
>>154863692embarrassing. he doesn't deserve to be allowed go for a stage win now. he must be forced to slave for indlei as punishment
>>154863645Fucking stupid. Back-to-back grand tours are a suicide mission for non-Pogged riders.
Jonas to Danish EurosportMielke: 4th stage win in the giro, the 1st in malliot rosa. You wanted to win today and you did>Vingegaard: Yea I think it was more my teammates who made the win. My team mates were fantastic today. We made a plan to try to win - it is not a given that that you can win - my teammates set a good pace on the climb and I am super happy to win in pink.Mielke: Are you satiated now?>Vingegaard: ........ maybe. Time will tell. Now I've found out I have a team mate who is very close to the white jersey, so maybe that could be a goal.Mielke: I heard you talked to Piganzoli and he told my colleague that you were ready to help him one day?>Vingegaard: Precisely, I think that could be cool. As I said before I think it would be cool to help him win the white jersey - or maybe even a stage.Mielke: When you are riding alone the last 6km, what are you thinking? What goes through your mind?>Vingegaard: What am i thinking? I don't know.... to get to the finish line ASAP.Mielke: Are you looking at your watts? following a certain rythm?>Vingegaard: Normally I don't look at watts but go by feeling. Today I tried to pace myself to not destroy myself with 4 km to go. So tried to have some energy for the entire climb. The last km was hard regardless (laughs). It went well regardless.
>>154863774> Vingegaard: Online> Pellizzari: Dead & gone> Buitrago: MIA> Pinarello: Arrested for fraudelence> Scaroni: MIA> Huens: Hibernating> Tarozzi: Thank god for shitters trying to get on camera> Magnier & Vernon: Carrying the team
>>154860810Why does he do it?
>>154863873starting to ride for Piganzoli amd white jersey would be too greedy
Jonas and Wout now has the same amout of wins
>>154863921Why has this grooming cunt not been dragged in Belgian media?
>>154863957Because he's the son of the GOAT
>>154863957Groomer? He just married an older woman
>>154863985After he divorces her next year he'll be sliding in Fleur Moors' dms.
Is it also disgustingly hot in euroland?
>>154863561People said the same of Pogacar in 2024
>>154864013Palermo seems comfy rn
>>154864030>that 0 on the libyan coast
I guess the stages are extremely straightforward and Visma has a stupidly strong team to chase against a bunch of jobbers, but I'll still say that there has been less slurping from the Fish than expected. He's likely finishing with the same 6 stage wins that Pogi got.I'd call it pretty based if tomorrow he decides to screw over Ciccone and co once again just to reach 7.
Under 30 stage wins: 14Over 30 stage wins: 2 (bertiol, ballerini)
>>154864130Well, 9 of those under 30 wins are 29.
>>154863899Wait, you actually have more points than me. FUCK. All because Milan is such a fraud.
>>154863848What suicide? He'll be 2nd in paris like usual
