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05/24/26(Sun)00:59:03 No.154820825

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Anonymous 05/24/26(Sun)00:59:03 No.154820825

>world cup final
>england losing
>stoppage time
>england get a corner
>tuchel starts laughing maniacally
>pulls off his shirt
>he's wearing a german national team jersey underneath
>drury: "aw son of a bitch..."
>crowd erupts in boos
>tuchel grabs a microphone
>"LONG LIVE THE THIRD REICH"
>tuchel waves the england team back into their own half
>england players in tears
>suddenly the stadium loud speakers crackle into life
>"take me hooooome.... united rooooaadd..."
>all the lights in the stadium go down
>drury: "it... it can't be..!"
>"to the plaaaacceeee.... i belooooooong..."
>the entire stadium is silent in anticipation and confusion
>"to old trafford...."
>the crowd erupts in rapture
>drury: "good god almighty that's maguire's music"
>the lights come back on and HARRY FOOKIN MAGUIRE is standing behind tuchel with a steel chair and wearing a tuxedo
>our harry looks at the camera as tuchel spins around
>harry: "for england"
>CRACK
>chair shot to that german cunt's head
>harry pulls off the tuxedo to reveal a full england kit
>the german coaching staff rush the 4th official and demand our harry not be allowed on the pitch
>but the 4th official... fucking hell lads it's MICHAEL OLIVER... he waves our harry on
>the england team rushes up to take the corner
>inswinger directly to slabhead's magnificent dome
>ENGLAND EQUALIZE
>rashford: "fooken ell lad, didn't think i'd see you again!"
>harry: "eat shit, judasford, i saw that instagram post, cheeky cunt"
>rashford drops to his knees in shame
>drury gets a tap on his shoulder and spins around to see CLIVE TYLDESLEY and BIG RON ATKINSON
>"mind if we take it from here?"
>the match restarts
>clive: "as things stand we will go into extra time UNLESS our harry can conjure up another"
>kane drills in another inswinger
>clive:"kane... into maguire... AND SLABHEAD HAS WON IT"
>big ron screams racial slurs
>mfw it finally comes home