Broadcast: 10:00am ET on FOXPre-race ceremonies: 12:00pmCommand: 12:38pmGreen Flag 12:45pm (16:45 UTC)
Why does it feel like 90% of the crowd at this race doesn't even care about it and are just there to get drunk and mug for the camera
They've been promoting the Freedom 250 quite a bit.
Send Tony to cast together with the lads.
>no strims
Fifth for Helio getting number 5
>>154825486go ahead, post them, enjoy your three days.
>>154825506you get banned for that now?what?
which driver was elected to crash p*lou out of the race?
letsssss goooooo75 mins away?
What time does Kyle Busch start racing today?
>>154825390that's only in the snakepit (retard containment zone)
>>154825501Based
>>154825572all of them will try, noone will succeed
>>154825578Same time as Dan Wheldon
Based. Thanks for baking.
>>154825536So far as my testing has confirmed posting the majority of the aces or acez url will get an automatic 3 day ban.I hopepitsport.liveWon't get a ban, I'm on the mad easy captchas.
Chris Myers is a retard
>>154825572Legge, but not on purpose.
>>154825702hey that worksthnx
>>154825390What else is happening in Indiana today?
It’s my first Indy500. I am HYPED.Also, I wanted to take this opportunity to remind you guys that it was us, Polish-Americans and assortment-of-Central-and-Eastern-European-Americans, that built Fords, and other autos, for Papa Ford, and other automobile industrialists. This is the reason why the American muscle car is so strongly associated with the Polish-American, as depicted in kinos such as Gran Torino, Vanishing Point, Gone in 60 Seconds (the crappy original) and Supernatural. It is also why every celebrity from Detroit is of Polish descent, like Jack White (fortunately), Eminem (unfortunately) and Kristen Bell (neutral). #OurCars #PurestExpressionofAmericanIdentity #Murica #BuyAmericanAlso, as it is Sunday, I hope all of you attended Mass today and go to confession regularly.
>>154825501I want Helio to win.I feel Newgarden will.
>>154825764No problems, do you know aces?If you post that url, you will 100% get auto banned.
How does the weather look for today?
>>154825833tebas knows about this one, not possible to connect in spain
let's go racing
>>154825856rain in 5
>>154825702Boys it's free. Put your rabbit ears on and tune into fox.
>>154825768>what else is happening in indiana today?I'm cleaning my gutters while listening to the race on the radio, the way God intended.
lmao Gronk
its his year
>>154825833didnt know. i dont really use streams i just dont feel like going to the living room to watch this
>>154825859that's a lowercase L not an i
>snake pit
Hopefully Malukas or Newgarden win.
>>154825871
>>154825799At this point I'm rooting for anyone but PalouHelio winning would be very based though.
>>154825926Wouldn't mind seeing a Santino win if Toowoomba can't win it
RHYTHM IS A DANCER
The techno needs to be more cardiac and mindblowing for being Indianapolis, weak af
>americans winning the world cup
>rhythm is a dancer
Let's go Collet!
T A K UAKU
theres no way that baby can drive an indycar
>certified legge moment
where is Legge at
DJs are so cringe
>legge
I'm tempted to order BURGERS for indy. Just like every year.
>>154825971i know, tahjts the one i have book marked, but when there is soccer it wont workthe season ends today i think so thats good
big john :)
Of course the woman is late
>>154826072No wonder she only earns 72% of men
>avicii
>>154826115aren't today's games not until 3pm or so?
>>154825885I wish the Indy 500 radio archive was free instead of $10 per year.https://www.indianapolismotorspeedway.com/history/purchase-historical-race-broadcasts
>>154826119probably doing her makeup am i right!
Rinus u dorkus
Ultra cazzie hereWho are we supporting?
LETS GO TAKU がんばって
>>154826138no idea, i dont follow soccer since 2018, well if the mouriño thing is true ill follow it again
>Called Mick from Switzerland >Called Grosjean from France???
Let's go Scotty.
Based racer bros helping Rossi up the stairs
>>154826170ABP (anyone but palou)
>>154825456Tikey is occupied fucking anons mothers and sisters, no free time anymore.
why do they force him to walk there?
>>154826082What did she do? I'm watching this dumpster fire of a Trucks race.
how is he on crutches and driving?
>>154826204ohhh I hate palou. Always have, no question about it >:(
>>154826212they should drive up on the intros and do a burnout and pull away
>>154826209lmao Smoke, not Kanaan.
let pato smash
>>154826111Do it, man. I have Oscar Meyer Weiners. I have stuff for chili dogs, slaw dogs, which is just a chili dog with slaw and corn dogs. Plus potato salad and chips.
Pato is gonna fuck the bricks lmao
>>154826222Taka drove with a broken rib last year
>>154826135peak helmet
No inclusion of the wives? Scott Dixons wife is a 11/10
>>154826253
>explosions in the sky
Mick will be the first in the wall
>>154826170This, but especially the shitters like Grosjean and Daily and the old heads like Power, Sato, Dixon Castoneves and even Rahal. O'Ward, too, but Zach Brown really tempers that fun out of that.
>>154826325respect
>>154826236And Fat Tony is occupied raping shitters at nhra.Both Tone's got no free time anymore.
>Konk stonk my honk give it a bonk!
12:05 pm Military March12:07 pm: God Bless America12:13 pm: Military Address12:17 pm: Invocation12:18 pm: Rifle Volley12:19 pm: Taps12:20 pm: America the Beautiful 12:24 pm: Anthem12:26 pm: Flyover12:33 pm: Drivers To Cars12:37 pm: Back Home Again in Indiana12:38 pm: 2nd Flyover12:38 pm: Command12:39 pm: Helicopter flyover12:45 pm: Green Flag
>>154826372>no presidential speech
>chip ganassi
>>154826372So how long before green?
Jamie Little's MAN HANDS stroking my EMPURPLED THROBBING MEMBER as Danica Patrick winks her asshole at me from the corner of the room. Talk about attempting "the double".
>>154826372Wonder what the flyover will be this year?
>>154826439green is 6:45pm euro timeso 38 bings
Good day to be an antenna Chad
>santini
Hi, lads, hope that 500 goes well for all of us and for Grosjean too since he's running with a KFB tribute number. Hope he doesn't shit this time.
Pit crews better not be retarded this time.
>>154826403Roger will be handling that at the command
>>154826424I hear he's playing King Pi in the next Spiderman movie.
>>154826497>fatjohn>not shitting the bed
were those pokiman cards?
>Tony StewartWhy are there nascar rednecks commentating
>betting degeneracy
>>154826582Their guy Kyle died so been a lot of racing tributes etc.
Fucking Fat Brown
>>154826462ayyyyy TR-3b
>>154826582tony was an indy driver before nascar
>>154826611Tony doing the preshow has been planned for months
>>154826372>>154826462Is it too much to ask for an A10 flyover?>>154826556I know it's hard for him to not mess all the shit up.
>>154826171BASED
>Ferruci smiling while they're talking about American soldiers dyingBased
>>154826582You have to be 18 to use this website
>he was high earlier, he is even higher nowkek
I was standing in the pits this morning with my Kyle Busch gear on. Danica Patrick walks by, bends over to tie her shoes, and BOOM — I got flashed by Danica Patrick’s butthole. Full moon right in my face. I swear time stopped. My brain glitched. After about three full seconds of pure silence, I just threw my hands up and screamed: “THANK YOU, KYLE BUSCH!!!
>>154826582Tone drove for indy 1st, the only reason he cant drive anymore is because he cant fit on the car anymore unlike jimmy spencer.
>GronkSo tired of this nigga. Him and the Kelce brothers should just fuck right off.
Please forget to duck
America has Black Hawks to spare given the shortage in Iran?
Danica looks ripped. Be she could grip a mean penis. Wowza.
Franchitti!
God I hope this race is good>>154826710But muh foobawl
>muh god
>muh God
Yes, muh God.
muh Godmuh Countrymuh Militarymuh Driversmuh KFBAMEN
>yes muh god
Inshallah chadgarden will win
DOG BLESS THE TROOPS
>inb4 muh god>inb4 muh army>inb4 muh murricacringe and gay
DATS RITE
He sounds like he's talking to a dog lol
>>154826777I'd be so fucking mad
GOD BLESS AMERICA
>>154826777Cheggied
>>154826777Trios confirm
It's a bittersweet feeling knowing these ceremonies are some of the last cultural vestiges of the USA being a white, English country.
>>154826795a dog eater
God bless America, land that I love.Stand beside her and guide herThrough the night with the light from above.
America!
>Muh USA
Death to america
>THE PATRIOTS
Video games and anime
>yes muh america
USA USA USAUSA USA USAUSA USA USA
>>154826582Kek. Welcome, newfren.
Absolute units with the usa flag bikinis. Anyone saw them?
Holy shit bros we got to fucking get all the browns out of our country. Ungrateful fucking browns need to go.
so Newgarden is going to wreck and become a newgarden?
Was that Ricciardo?
stream wher
>>154826867i wasnt looking
>muh army>muh country
I firmly believe the European mind cannot comprehend the Indianapolis 500
>>154826896
>>154826901You guys used to be based once, too.
>>154826895Yes, Daly invited him to sell clothes there.
>>154826923Palou figured it out thoughbeit
BACK HOME AGAIN BROS, IT'S NEARLY TIME
O.K. negro, go away now.>>154826887Correct.
>>154826939kek I'm just SingaporeAnon in Japan for Super Formula this weekend
>>154826901>two comments>unironic
How much money do they piss away on these puff pieces?
Good morning lads
>>154826949Spain is clearly North African
>flag smokeHow'd they do it, bros?
MURICA
Awful rendition, get her out of here.
USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>154827007with the power of USA USA USA
>>154826932thank you frien
Sir Scott Ronald Glyndwr Dixon, Knight Companion of the New Zealand Order of Merit
>Watch American even>Complain about American culture
USA USA USA
>>154827002Good afternoon
u ese a u ese a u ese a
>race about to start>i have no beer>i have no snacks>i have no hot dogsi really fucked up boys
stream, onboards in a bit, hopefully the broadcast links last the whole distancehttps://pastebin.com/eTY6Fakk
>USA USA USA
Boogity boogity
FUCK YEAH F-16s!>>154827023Hell yeah brother
>>154827043Awesome JJ Yeley tribute
>>154827030How could this happen?
>Herta missed this to shit it up in f2
USA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USAUSA>USA
it's been 500 years
It’s Conor Daly’s day bros
>>154827029USA USA USA
>>154827030Just munched down a corndog and fried chicken from 7 Eleven and I've got a Melon Kirim 4% beside me, ready to enjoy the next 500 miles
Any Non ads stream ?
>>154827067He's 2nd right now though
>>154827073Since f1 was good?
>black singer ruins the Anthem again by selfishly making it sound like their own bullshit “music”
>>154827095patriot
>stream deadI guess thats it. Cancel the race.
>>154827095Hopefully Sato makes you proud today Nihonbro
>>154827057jej
15 until green bros
>>154827070>>154827013>>154827025>>154827029TRUMP - EPSTEIN - ISRAEL----U-----------S--------------A-----
>>154827135im going to hate when this happens to mefuck tebas
Bet my life savings on legge winning both the 500 and the 600 today
God damn it feels good to be British. Fucking American weirdos
>>154827115Shouldn't have imported a fifth column of foreign diaspora pretending it was your own if you don't like it
will we get sticky
>>154827154thats cute, just keep buying our weapons ok?
>>154827139Not actually Japanese but yeah I'm supporting Taku and Helio
>>154827146
As an American chad, who am I rooting for?
Raul Boesel is at the BR broadcast.
>>154827154>t. Assmad they aren’t running the world. AMMMMEEEEERRRIIICCCAAA!
>>154827096dd12
Looks like we'll have the green flag but possible showers during the race an hour in
>>154827200Newgarden
>>154827200Grossjean
>>154827098He hasn't pitted, he will drop to the back unless he gets a luch SC ir red flag
>>154827200Chadgarden
so where was Legge during introduction?
>>154827154Czech Streets sucks.
>>154827184She was Whiter than you.
>>154827166patriotabut if she wins the 500 she wont be able to make it to the 600
Holy fuck this cinematic piece is something
Kyle Busch
>>154827200Rinus
>>154827205Is he dj'ing this time?
That’s my wife Caitlin Clark
>>154827200He could make it 3 in 4 years
malukas still gay?>>154825871looking for men here?
yay or nayyay from me
release the dog!
tummy
>>154826979Based benevolent dictatorship
>>154827276You could dine from that tummy
>>154827243I have blonde hair and blue eyes and can trace my family history back 300 years
>Indiana beaver
>This level of Riz
>>154827290look at him go
katelyn clark owes me sex
Now THAT was a good game...*SIP*
>>154827200Sting Ray Robb just for the name alone
The greatest testicle in racing
>>154826739Pussy must be magic.Chicken tacos are in the works.
>>154827239I dont know but my coom brain has created a scenario where she was getting railed somewhere with her firesuit rolled down to her thighs
>>154827263It would be cool if he was
BACK HOME AGAIN IN INDIANA
I will root for Newgarden
BACK HOME AGAIIIIIINNNNNNNNN
>>154826979Wow, mate. Are you enjoying Japan? A friend of mine is travelling to there too, hope you have a great trip and a great race there.Also, I wish I was born there instead of here.
>>154827356kino
>This race is about rapeDid I hear that right?
the tv broadcast here is literally 2min faster than the sky stream indiana is playin already
BACK HOME AGAIN IN INDIANA!!!!
FOR MY INDIANA HOOOOOOOME
Hey, it’s the Blackhawks national anthem singer.
>>154827239>>154827335She made it there by the time the front row was introduced. It was a logistics call w/ transport team that ran long. Chopper, plane, flight plans, etc.
Chills.
>hearing the echo before the real soundwhat
>>154827380Nashian
>>154827335What colour were the dicks, Yank bro? Be honest now...
THROUGH THE SYCAMOOOOORRRREESSSSSSSS
YOU ARE SO FUCKING MAD
LONG FOR MY INDIANA HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME
Love my planes.
the other jets forgot about the second pass
>>154827398aint that a bitch
Why are we glorifying a flyover state
>>154827306Stop larping.
Stop it youre scaring the Europeans!
Dubs for Crash on lap 20
everything up now >>154827039 enjoy the show
As long as the spanish faggot doesn't win it's all good
>>154827407calm down
>>154827376An absolute dream so far and the race weekend was just pure magic. Going to Suzuka was like a pilgrimage to me. Unreal to see and experience it with my own eyesI reached Tokyo from Nagoya a couple of hours ago and quickly stocked up on snacks and drinks for the 500. Let's rollWill post more photos and thoughts in the general too very soon
Roger Penske Sama…I kneel…
so wheres Drumpf
They really like in insist on themselves with this race.
>BACK HOME AGAIN IN INDIANAgigabased, cheers from Europe
>>154827430thanks
Roger is spry for 89 God bless him
Lundgaard is wearing glasses wtf
Not a bad command for a guy who looked to be 80+ years old
Mid Dave has it in the bag
Honorably die for Israel
>biggest stectl
My tendies are done.
......vroom.......
don't bin it snooty
>we honor the brave men and women of the military for bravely bombing schools and children's hospitals in brown countriesWeird thing for Penske to say.
When is race start, fellow Miggers?
>muh cuntrybased
BOOGITY BOOGITY AMEN LET'S GO RACING BOYS
>>154827430oh yeahhhhh it works todayfuck tebasgonna watch palous onboard until he crashed in t3
This is so based it’s unreal
Didn't some dude crash on the warm up lap last year?
Me luv F-16
>>154827448Kicking your prime minister’s bussy in.
>>154827468Ralf Schumacher did also during his F1 races
This feels like North Korea. Americans are you ok?
>muh helicunterbased>>154827503scott dixon
K I N OINO
>>154827503mckwablin, yeah
>>154827448Golfing
>>154827503Scotty Mac did yeah
GRONK NO GET YOUR HANDS OFF THAT DOOR GUN
Got a feeling this will be another PalouWinsLol
>>154827488It’s only shame he won’t bomb you either. Toothpaste ahh pointless country.
America can be cool sometimes
vamos palou!!!
>>154827513We don't talk about that.
JUNGLE STRIKE KINO
CAM ON TAKUUUUUUU
>>154827540rolling for palou not winning
>muh sell-outbased
>>154827464I heard him do a 20 minute interview not too long ago. He was quick with answers constantly referencing other things and time. Remembering back easily. Clearly explained plans about something they were doing. It was crazy. If I live to 89 I hope I have half his mental ability.
How can the yuros even type right now with their hands trembling in rage
finished preparing my slop bowl just in time for this
>>154827513yeah, and ralf loves cock and has a potato brother now.
LETS FUCKING GO
>>154827513Jenson too in WEC
>>154827535As a Holden fan, he deserved it
>>154827448In your head apparently.
>>154827524>scott dixonmclaughlin i'm retarded
>>154827574>trembling in excitementftfy frenalso 2/10 bait, i hope you can do better
OH NO NO NO
>>154827545think about how based it was when this race still meant something
>>154827584A bit uncalled for fren
F1 fan here, these cars are a bit slow, no?
>>154827574bro i physically cannot stop kneeling
Everyone grab a weiner and a beer!
>toothpaste flagsshut the fuck up and enjoy the American kino.
Who should I bandwagon?
So many F1 rejects lol
Dude we have some fucking Brit commentating on the race for FOX. Like wtf.
wish I could fast forward to the f1 race
>>154827623>390kph>through a corneryeah f1 chads, those cars are totally slow
GREEN GREEN GREEN
JUST
>>154827622youre right, my apologies.michael should have went full kobe
>>154827632Gross
A bit chilly, must be max comfy.
>>154827632Based
It's over
>>154827653>dry race>no overtakes>MWLwhy would you want that?
Track temp is not high enough for proper degradation...
>muh greenbased
BOOGITYBOOGITYBOOGITY
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154827632Based based based
JUST ?
BOOGITY BOOGITY BOOGITY
Puro Pinche Pato
>>154827694It's like a abusive relationship, you can't leave.
Whew no crashes.
Me? I'm just happy Brendan Fraser is having a good time.
>race starts>TV signal starts cutting outfml
>sharto oward
>pooloowinslolsee you next time
who here /ROSSIPOSSE/ here?
didn't rossi die?
i dont fear rossi, let him lead
Paloubros..Rossisisters..Paloubros..Rossisiters..
I feel so bad for Paul Menard.Here's this kid, worked his butt off his entire life, and can't get himself on a winning team like Hendricks.Such a fucking shame because Byron, Elliott, and Larson only got themselves into racing because of daddy's money while Menard had to work his way up and still gets the short end of the stick.
Who Big Dick Mick here?
f1 fan hereschumi is p29, that's prretty good right?
>>154827763always have been desu
Where the inferior Schumacher ?
two for one
>>154827770broken foot and back up car, let him lead
>four laps in>palou already exposed as a fraudnice
>>154827793Solid top 30 showing
Newgoden>>154827776Yes, they are spending the same amount of fuel by switching like this
>>154827793he can almost still see the leader!
>>154827770Yes, it's a ghost car
>>154827789>>154827793>>154827807it's a long race
Mick should have stayed at WEC
NEW GARDEN
>>154827826yeah, i dont know what he is thinking
>Legge P27>Miggu P30kwab
>Mclaren wasted alreadyDude.
No flowercam?teh west has fallen :(
>>154827788(checked)
>>154827793Indycar uses Golf rules, last place wins
Oval racing is spectacular
>>154827864>*P32kwab+2
NEWGARDEN>NEWGARDENNEWGARDEN>NEWGARDENNEWGARDEN>NEWGARDENNEWGARDEN>NEWGARDENNEWGARDEN>NEWGARDENNEWGARDEN>NEWGARDENNEWGARDEN>NEWGARDENNEWGARDEN>NEWGARDEN
a penske is winning this
What do they do if they have to poop or pee?
Newgoden flying
>>154827866there was one in practice on friday
Newgarden is gonna win, unless some shitter takes him out on his way to the front.
How would an F1 driver do in this?
Cool racing so far, doesn't seem we will have another poolouwins today, but it's the 500, anything can happen.>>154827445I will surely check the general to see it there, I hope I can get to visit Japan in the next few years and visit Fuji, Suzuka and Motegi. Enjoy your trip and buy some goodies from there.
>>154827736oh i'll be watching it too, but i wouldn't say i'm looking forward to it
>>154827915>mechanical failure again
>>154827896Pee in the car. That's normal for racing drivers.
How come Collet lost so many postitions? Also... >PALOUPALOU>PALOUPALOU>PALOUPALOU>PALOUPALOU>PALOUPALOU>PALOUPALOU
>>154827920There are several
CAM ON ROSSI
>>154827935started in last row for tech infringement after quali
>>154827935it's a bit of the opposite, he got DSQ'd and started from last
>>154827920Ericsson deserved two in a row 2bh
>no cawshuns yet
The greatest day in racing! The Indy 500, The Coca-Cola 600, and the... Canadian Grand Prix?
this misses a DAN!
>>154827934Really? Do they wear diapers? So Dale Earnhardt was pissing himself every race?
>americans already served with ads
if digits a tyre goes into the stands
>coca cola 600
Is this considered the most prestigious race in America? Even a shitter like Ericson can win it.
flower cam!
>>154828005grim
>>154828021kwab
>>154827957>>154827965Oh...https://pastebin.com/eTY6Fakk
>>154828004Dunno about Dale (rip) but you can google it. Do you expect them to get out for a break?
>>154828005Only commies hate ads!
>>154828021Guess it's just going to crush some fat lady's car again.
>>154827997The greatest day in American racing
>>154828041basiert
>newgarden passing cars left and rightreddit is gonna seethe so hard
>>154828046why would you want that? youre sick
>>154828021What's a 'tyre' batty boy?
Those cars sound worse than Playstation 2 Gran Turismo cars. And they're still keeping these engines for 2028?
>no rain expected (at least according to the local commentary)good
>full capacity >no masks>most people likely not up to date on boostersNice superspreader event you have there dumb flyover fucks.
i dont care about fuel, palous team is one of the best in pitstops
No one will see it coming last lap!
>gay little noise before radio commsI hate this
>that radio bing bang bongfox is retarded
>>154828136they had a fuckup in the pitstop competition on friday thoughthey're all washed
rest in peace kyle
>>154828094sorry i meant the mcrubber
WOMEN DRIVERS
>>154828141devilish
How does the hybrid regenerates without braking?
>female drivers
>woman driver
F for Busch lap>woman crashes next lap
>legge shittery in KFB lap
>kFbBased Kryle causing Legge to crash from heaven
KWAB
>women
Women.
>muh kylefat
>woman moment
>>154828128i wonder if mr busch was up to date on his shots?>women driverslol
Don't say it chuds
Wymyn drivers!!!!!!
>im ok
>women drivers
CAWWWWWWWWWSHUUUUUUUUUUUN
But Busch was currently #8...
Well the womeme issue is solved
Legge chads it’s over
I'll be happy with Grosjean just finishing
bunch of retards
women bros.......
>legge ruins moment of silencefucking BITCH
WAHMEN JUAN
>kwaw (kek what a womeh)
>that old red silveradofucking BASED
>>154825327Based Kyle wrecking that bitch
>woman in indy 500>crashes>*chef's kiss*
Have sex, all of you
>>154828163>>154828176>>154828179>>154828186Shhhhhhh my stream is 2 minutes behind
Legge you bitch you are not the main character
>>154827427HOW!?
>>154828211>woman amiritestfu edgelord
Hilarious she crashed out that early. At least Larson made it half way or whatever it was.
>muh women drivershaha>muh leggestomme hoer>muh foid racing carwhat>muh i'm okgodverdomme
WOMEN MOMENT
>craptain americalmfao
oh shit it was RHR's fault
Woman moment
>>154828184ohnonono it was on RHRI apologize.
>geriatric drivers
>>154827445Based, I completely understand that feeling and I look forward to seeing your pics.>Legge
kam an connor win it for the diabetic niggas
>>154827166Launching my GoFundMe as we speak rn
>>154828241Bend over then sweetie
JUANITA
>SHES THE HERO HERE GUYS
>>154828275yeap
>Woman driver jokes>It was caused by a man
rhr almost saved it
>woman>on KFB's lap
>hunter ray lost it firstmenbros we got too cocky
Mick bros we are still in this
The first woman to crash in both the indy 500 and the coca cola 600
>female panics
kek the amr car going backwards
>Foids
>muh side impactwell ok>muh she sacrificed herselfcalm down simps>muh great to see hershut up
>>154828275No it wasn't. She flashed her titties on him. We need to ban women from racing, or even better, from driving
>>154828242Just get an antenna ;^)
>>154828173they have to lift a bit going into the corners. it's only enough for about 5~mph speed drop but it's enough.
>she sacrificed herselfDumb bitch can't drive.
I would simply not have crashed
dude almost got skewered
How was that her fault?
>>154828299she should have gone around him lol
>>154828334i saw
>driving without any cars around>spins
>>154828308It's too bad, I was hoping to see his pit crew. McLel broght some NASCAR crew guys over who were way more athletic than typical Indy crew guys
Come on Ryan....
>woman moment>boesel being snarkytoday is the dayAlso BR broadcast paying homage to KFB
>>154828241As a sex haver, I would strongly advise against this bad advice
>>154828312Yeah I really jumped the gun. A shame cause I liked her livery
SOMEONE MAKE A NEW THREAD WE ARE AUTOSAGING FUCK NEW THREAD WHERE
>>154828354She didn't pick a lane and slow properly like a man would
>>154828235it's an S10.
>>154828323Stunning
the 4th McLaren seat is cursed
>>154827030>missed 20 laps>got watermelon>got margaritas>got beer>got hotdogsok we recovered boys
Guess she didn't have a Legge in this race.
What strategy are the guys who didn't make a stop on?
>cars pitting>ynr schwanzmann and prema last year
NEWGARDEN WILL WIN
Who staying out? bit early
Good dodge from Legge tbqh.
>posse
>>154828338careful with all that edgemaybe you should go back to plebbit or /f1/ to suck Max' dick
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THATSOMETHING FLEW INTO THE CROWDdid anyone else see it?!
>>154828235Pure S E X
>>154828141nothing personel, kid
>see a car out of control high>drive right at it>drive at it some moar>hmm maybe I should evasive action>900° of steering input and wreck yourself
>>154828400>ynr prema coming back this year
mclaughlin redemption arc?
I'M THROWING CAWWWWSHUN
>Bunch of helicoters just sitting in a field Murica
>>154828385no new thread before page 9
>>154828411it's good that she avoided a side impactwhat do you think your responding to
>>154828399Thank you. We are checking.
>>154828399hoping to lead for a few laps and make their sponsors happy
>>154828395Good lad I have some whiskey with some bacon and egg pie
>>154828432say no more senpai
Imagine the suffering USA viewer with ads shown every 5 minutes
>>154828400>>154828425What actually did happen to them? Did they lose all funding? Its nuts how they had a decent first year then just vanished.
>>154828241I shant.
>>154828215Same
HURRY UP, GET THE VORTEX GOING
I’ve had to poop 12 times today already am I dying? Missing the race :(
>>154827200Migg Shoemaker
>mclaren on-off entries in charge of not sucking at the 500
Harvey going to win
>>154828446thank you for being supportive of me drinking at 10am
do americans really celebrate by shooting fireworks that explode to create the US flag?
>>154828457Funding issue. First year was paid for by a rich person who hoped they would have some success and bring in some more investment/sponsorship organically. That didn't happen. Instead the team wasted a ton of money and mostly sucked
>>154828457Their mother company went bust, so they downsized to running paydrivers in the European junior series now.
>>154828510yes
Based Ryan took out the woman.
>>154828159Mmmm!
>>154828456>"Americans">so thought the ESL, for no particular reason
>>154828510I went to the Daytona race after Dale died and they were making 3's with fireworks. That was kino.
why am i watchin 5 minutes of commercials without so much as a split-screen of the race
>>154828510>do americans really celebrate by shootingyes
>>154828515>>154828519rip
peekay leads
>>154828545>muh capitalism>muh sponsors>muh 'merrica
>>154828487>not having a shitter in front of the TVdo you even watch commercials?
>>154828545because youre on the burgerfeeduse international
>>154828545They're under yellow
>>154828545it's cawshun time
>>154828323
>>154828572yes, i would do her so hardhow did you know?
I don't think Legge did anything wrong.
>>154828507It's 5am somewhere and by somewhere I mean here
>>154828572slut
>>154828539>so thought the ESL, for no particular reasonThere was a commercial break going on, so there was a very particular reason
>>154828572I wish she would knock me out
>>154828545You're missing some great analysis from Tom Moregay
>>154828572FAHH
>>154828603she didn't dodge like a proper (male) driver would have
I got the script early, apparently this is going to be the saddest Indy 500 race in decades, as many drivers are going to die
CAUTION LAPS BROUGHT TO YOU BY FIRESTONE TIRES
Andretti Spaghetti
>competitors doing the mistakes againnot like this, anyonebutpaloubros....
>rossi regretti
>>154828572kinda looks like my mom did when she was young
>>154828635is O'Ward amongst those drivers?
>>154828648>Golden ship>PDVSA>Pastor crashlmao
Does ed give himself the good crew lmfao
GROSJEAN LEADS
>>154828635kino
gween gween gween
>SPECIAL ED IS OUT
>watching american ad break in a motor race broadcast>1/3 of them are pharmaceuticals so pharma companies just do this? buy every ad slot 24/7? or do americans just love meds.t. pharma ads literally do not exist here
>>154828657ECRspaghetti
>>154828456Couldn't be me.
>special ed
CAWSHUNS BREED CAWSHUNS
>>154828657ECR, retard
>special edlel
so not only a slow stop, but they forgot about the invisible fire>>154828673i didnt fear rossi, is the penkes
>muh cawshun breeds cawshunexpected
>>154828603>left kitchen
One-offbros...
CAWHUNS BREEDIN CAWHSUNS
BIG JOHN SURGE
CAWSHUNSBREEDCAWSHUNS
>>154828699does it matter?
CAWSHUN BREEDS CAWSHUN
special ed bros......
>ACKpenter
Carpenter KWAB
Bit gay the wat hes sitting on the car
>>154828741Well if Rossi liked his first stint then yes
NO ATTACK NO CHANCE
That's the risk of racing next to Migg, I'm afraid.
>>154828727That's fair.
>>154828709Good, fuck that nepo tard
why does he sit on the car like that
SPECIAL ED SEETHING
why do people watch nascar when indycar exists? this shit actually makes ovals kinda fun
this again, fuck this shit
lel boomer mad
Uh oh, miggbros
I HATE THE JAPANESE
>crashed female drivers1>crashed male drivers2it's over for m*n
lol he mad
STOP THE COUNT
>>154828710Yes. Big Pharma is evil.
SEETHING
>FUCK YOU!kek
PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP GET YELLOW FLAGGED
>>154828788They like the big pretty colors on the cars
>>154828783Maybe his butt hurts
>>154828788NASCAR cornered the redneck demo
Ed needs to crack open a slimfast and chill out.
>>154828804>crashed male drivers>2lol that's why i only fuck women
SPECIAL ED MELTY
cawshun 500
Probably don’t need a lip-reader expert to know what ed just said
>>154828788that's what everyone figured out in the 90s, then indycar fumbled the bag
hatecrime by ed
>>154828710basically, they'd rather take wegovy or something than give a 5 minute stroll at the park
I have to write a 2 page essay in the next 3,5 hours and I really don't feel like doing that.
This woman on the Sky sports broadcast has a sexy voice.
>>154828710>are you sick taking pills>take these pills as wellIt's a big business, have to keep people sick.
>>154828710Yeah, they work with the food companies who make you sick so the pharma bros can sell you the treatments, but never the cure.The line must go up!
>>154828788Because literally nothing happens till someone wipes out and the cars are so fragile that everything is a day ender.NASCAR, if the engine fires and the wheels turn, put some tape on it and turn your ass left. Race ain't over till the front falls off.
>>154828710fun fact, i think only the united states and new zealand or south africa are the only nations with legalized television pharma ads
>>154828864Its Simona de Silvestre, she also ran at indycar.
simpson wins, cheggem
>>154828862what about?
>>154828888>d i g i t schecked
>>154828888Also participated in bobsledding in the Olympics earlier this year.
>>154828888
Are drivers DQd if their car starts on fire?
RHR looks so dumb for leaving dreyer reinbold
>>154828910for KFBand lets go collet
CAIO CAIO CAIO
>>154828838The shitters need to sort themselves out. We have a lot of racing to go.
>>154828888>check'dDamn she was also an Olympian bobsledder that's impressive. She must have a fat arse.
>>154828931It's an F1 car. A warmed air molecule does irreparable damage.
PALOUWINSLOL
YOOOOOOO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY5 cars by palou
a new huezilian star is born
ALLONS ENFANTS DE LA PATRIE!!!!
HERE COMES PALOU
>30thWhat did they mean by this?
>two wide in turn 2 and turn 3
>>154828924everytime
AHHHH RACISM
CHADGARDEN STRIDE
DALY AND CAIO LEADIN
Holy hell
bros its lap 34 chill the fuck out
Why did smalljon of all people get chosen to rep Kyle Busch? Should have picked someone with talent.
>>154828963Like structural or wiring?
Is Palou legitfully good or just carbabby ?
oldgarden already hereyeah a penske is going to win it
>>154828893Nice try, mr. Profiler
kino+sovl motor racing
DALY DALY DALY
Close racing
>>154828612on Fox maybe. why would he be watching the Fox broadcast?
Newgarden is coming..
>Hearing the roar of the crowd over all the engine noiseKINOINO
Holy based, how could you not love the 500
Daly would be an elite driver if he didn't have diabetes
where flowers?
this kicks ass wtf
SVG should run next year
>>154829052seen multiple times
>>154829044He's only great on the Brickyard.
>>154829066oh
>>154828877the threat of your day ending with minimal contact is what makes this intense, asshole-puckering fun
O LAWD HE COMIN
GOATGARDEN CHADS OUR BOY WILL DO IT
Slow John bros we just can't start winning
>rossi 16grim
>woman blames it on the guyKek
Grok when should I pit?
>>154829093MILKMAN COMETH
>woman talking
It's okay Kathy let me give you a full body massage
>>154829104Actually was Ryan's mistake there.
who are you rooting for? kinda like ferrucci myself
Well, that was all pretty exciting.
F1 lives rent free in all of your heads. You know it's better, it's more professional, its production makes Indycar look like a dirt track in Oklahoma and when it's on the North American continent you all seriously show how pathetic you all are.
>>154829025Sky uses the Fox broadcast and they fill in during the commercials so you can tell how many commercials are being fed to Americans.
>>154829118I think he is still ripping around in a helicopter
>Newgarden already 5thDamn
it would be soooo funny if palou lapped himeven funnier if the malukas and newgarden crashed
>>154829128Don’t care. Go lick her clit.
>>154829129based and wiggerpilled
>>154829129Shoemaker
>>154829161you wouldnt?
>>154829129Willy P
>>154829127looks like my dad's old gf
>>154829129based he and palou
>>154829161god i wish
Cool moment for the rookie. He can forever tell people that he once led the indy500
>>154829129Newgarden/Malukas
Kyle Kirkwood will win the Indy 500 on the final lap.
Grosjean leading the race. Nice.
miggbros... we got this
>>154829129ColletHelioWilly P
so they just run in circles, am I understanding that correctly?
Need more tire deg ack
Boesel calling Indy nxt as Indy Lights
>>154829182Not after that interview. She seems insufferable
>>154829214It's a rounded rectangle
>>154829214more of a rectangle
>>154829203It's hard to win on the not-final lap?
>>154829214They're driving in circles. This isn't a footrace
>>154829129Doesn't matter how many boots you lick, Pedro, you're still getting deported
>>154829144so, he wasn't watching the commercials. he just felt inclined to think about Americans for no reason. why are you defending him?
>>154829142
>>154829184Post er
>>154829214Isn't that what racing is, when you really think about it?
>>154829214The fuel saving laps look like this yes
>>154829236do words come out of the pussy?
>>154829129Grosjean and Malukas but I don't mind Collet
>>154829214>22 men running after a ball
>>154829253Why don’t they just go hard and lead the field by multiple laps and just get more gas once in a while?
>>154829142You have an American flag so you’re either a faggot or a minority
>>154829129Taku and Helio
Cam on Malukas
fukc that chime
That radio call tune is SHIT.
the cars look fast as fuck even tho they only do ~350kph, idk if the f1 broadcasts use some retarded lenses that compress the image or why the speed looks so anemic even at 340kph. like is the track smaller? or are the cars bigger? am i just retarded?
>>154829129anyone but malukas and palou
>>154829298i like it
>>154829129Ferrucci is pretty based. My mom calls him a little cherub.
>>154829252All circuit racing is just a null vector spread out over a couple of hours. That's why Rally is the only respectable form of motorsport
>>154829259No, but they unavoidably come from the thing attached to the pussy.
>>154829129Rosenqvist and Ericsson
it was supposed to be ed’s time :(
>>154829142f1 should race on ovals. i used to be a road course andy, but have come around to respect the purity of turnleft speed
>>154829285Risk v reward, early on in the race its smarter to save fuel and keep strategy options open. The Indy 500 ramps up as it goes on more than any other race and usually ends up wild come the end unless it ends up a fuel saving race
>>154829128She could've dodged.
>>154829142I watched f1 for over a quarter century. when my roommate was losing his virginity at a party (a party i also was invited to) i was home alone in the dark, watching Montoya take his first win. but i'll be damned if i'm going to pay apple to watch formula not-quite-e. not happening.and considering it is just formula not-quite-e now, i'm not going to pay f1 itself either. this is the first year since mika hakkenin won his last title that i'm not watching. good job f1.
>>154829243Tell Palou that.
All right enjoy the race frensI'm gonna do something else
Is the 750 lbs of fuel accurate for these cars? Or was that prior chassis?
Who is going to be a hero and take out Poolow?
>fuel save race
>>154829333A man could have, you mean.
>>154829371blame drumpf's ziobot war
>>154825327ERM YOU DONT TURN RIGHT
>>154829319Based and true
dubs and I go on a beer run
The rain will hold off until the finish, but about 350K people at the track will get a taste of indiana spring storms about 4:30.
>>154829248Why you so angry? Are you a big Ed Carpenter fan? And as I said there was a big/long reason for him to make that comment.
imagine if Roger Penske randomly dropped dead at this very momentthat would be so weird haha
How would Mike Harmon do in Indycar?
>>154829371What is the actual solution for that without making it too mickey mouse? Its been a problem for years.
>>154829379They get their fuel for free, Muhammad.
These two shitters need to get out of the way and make palou work harder
>>154829383Tell that to the pitlane, bro
>>154829297How very dare you sir. Today we are all from Odiham
>>154829393That's a sacrifice I am willing to make.
>>154829411Sprinklers
>>1548293922 is basically 9 if you squinttreat yo self
>>154829392go now and you'll have a beer in hand and be much happier for the final hour. i bit the bullet, missed 20 laps, and am buzzin
>>154829411Electric car with tracks made of wireless chargers
>>154829410He wouldn't fit
When is the next pit stop?
>>154829411full electrification and pantographs
>>154829411Increase tire wear
>>154829496in 5
>>154829496Someone just went in
>>154829471Like the child from Pragmara weirdos were obsessed with. They can get their charge from their bare wheels on the track
>>154829496they pitted in lap 20 but had a lot of sc, so i would give them 5ish laps
Feeling pretty slow in here for the 500. Did someone make a new thread and I missed it?
>>154829496pit window is open
cam on santucci
>>154829411remember those helicopters from earlier?
Palou is happy to save fuel behind shitters
Cuck tanks and generally pussy behavior has ruined this race
>>154829371DIXONBROS IT IS OUR TIME
Palou overcut, will it work?
wheel gun abyoose :(
That pit stop shot was super loud before
my boy mick is already p12
>>154829471>>154829500
why did grosjean pit early? doesnt it fuck your pace if you have nobody to draft wtih
>>1548295284chan is dead
>>154829129Scotty Mac
>>154829471>cars explode on impactHow about no.
>>154829558but will drop back when he pits
>>154829411Refueling while racing, similar to how aircrafts do it midflight
>>154829543Much like last year shitters are ruining everything
nieuwgaarden gaat
>>154829580shhhhh
contemplating on opening this beer
>>154829129Daly or Sting Ray Robb
Why isnt Newgarden passing more people????oh nvm
>>154829540>pit crews fly helis out to refuelKINO
One of the Penske boys is going to win
fuck, they ate daly aliveCAM ON DIXON; KILL THEM
Why was NASCAR historically more popular than indycar?
Palou gets too much credit and the Chip Ganassi Racing team doesn't get enough
>>154829401give them an inch, anon. I'm sick of third world trash coming on my internet, on my website, to trash my country and my countrymen. especially in a totally unsolicited manner, on an American holiday, watching an American pastime. and when you sit an make excuses for them to obsess over us, it only emboldens them further. He's a guest here and you're letting him trash you.>it's just commercialsit isn't just about the commercials and you know it. >but it's relevant, he's watching the programhe's watching Indycar, not commercials. yet felt compelled to imagine a scenario unrelated to Indycar, because he wanted an excuse to dunk Americans unprovoked. and you are defending that frankly rude and disrespectful behavior. Reflect on yourself before you respond next.
this thread went sticky by now.
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>>154829618wasn't there some shit with indy and CART back in the day
>malukas now on dixonhmmmm
>>154829608Sting Ray Robb would be kino
The noise before radio communications is making my cat attack me
Daly, it's over...
>>154829618They were roughly on par with each other until the IRL/CART split
Did they get rid of the flowers after turn 1???
>>154829618the Coca Cola 600 has not been mentioned in any Beach Boys songs
The mercenary is missing a mirror
>>154829621you are nowhere near drunk enough for miday on a holiday weekend with vrooms on
>>154829619They call the team >The Perfect 10s
>>154829618Bigger names and personalities in that era for sure.
Isn't a broken mirror bad luck?
6-7!!!
>>154829631Nascar series became more popular first, then indycar shot itself in the head for unrelated reasons in 95-96
SON OF A DICK SURGE!
>>154829657The Indy 500 didn’t get a special limited edition album of covers sold at Sunoco though
DICKS ON
>>154829676stop I can't goon right now
That is some grade-A incompetence from Daly's rent-a-crew
>>154829619would palou be 4 times champion outside ganassi? no, but 2 minimun, and likely 3>>154829670its bad, but the team tell them
>>154829618NASCAR had been much better at marketing and fan engagement
dick's: ON
What car is cignetti driving? See
Just got home. What happened to Legge?
emma bros!
>>154829618Larger than life drivers, racecars that look just like the ones on the street, days of thunder
>>154829705Had
IN GOES DICK....SON
GO YOU FUCKER !!!!!!!
>>154829618Marketing and NASCAR has had bigger driver personalities.
CAM ON DIXONWE WILL KILL THE PENSKES TOGETHER
>Tony Stewart called this the greatest race in motorsportsUhhh NASCAR isn’t going to like that wtf
>>154829716crashed
>>154829716Woman things
>>154829716She crashd into Ryan taking herself out instead of driving around him.
>>154829692forgot about that one. doesn't count either way because none of the Wilsons participated in it
>>154829716Rhr collected her
>>154829716Drove into a wall to avoid contact
>>154829732Just give us this win you can have the Championship
>>154829618More races, better personalities, better aesthetics. They ruined it now by going woke
The minute Palou figured out ovals it was over for everyone else, but Rasmussen.
They get to play vidya whole racing? Cooooooool!
>>154829742SHR is already a backmarker team, they can't do much more
>>154829613>>154829540Imagine Andretti attempting to do this.
>>154829716shit the bed
>>154829716menopause
Just tuned in. What I miss?
>>154825327Why does nascar live rent free in your heads? I’m trying to watch this shit for the first time as a nascar fan and you all are just seething. We don’t even think about you at all.
Willyt P climbing up the order
Goddamn
>>154829762Me but with SVG in Nascar
>>154829755He….corrected….her
FLOWERS :)
>@Grok. Can kiwis fly?>No.>OhIts not looking good
>>154829780based RHR wiped out Legge
>>154829759ermmmm, nah, you can keep the championship, we already have 4, only 1 500 miles
>>154829761the only guy with personality died suddenly, its fucking over for them
>>154829780Don't tell him. Casuals are not welcome here
>>154829796Just lowering the Cd
>>154829744>>154829745>>154829749>>154829755>>154829758>>154829775>>154829779Thanks, Guess she is off to Charlotte then.
>>154829751Based Greek. Crack open that beer king.
what video game is he playing?
>>154829810So we can tie AJ? Much appreciated need a few more wins too
>>154829802
question, when do teammates stop helping eachother? last stint, 10 laps to go?
>>154829618Because some retards decided to split off and make their own series with blackjack and hookers it fucked everything up.
>amerimutts don't even get to see half the race and have to watch ads insteadOH SAY CAN YOU SEEEE
EcoSave Pussy Parade 500
>>154829813It died when they punished Kyle Larson for using a word in his own home.
penske bros.....not like this..........
>>154829618More drivers, races and race tracks gives NASCAR much more exposure. Plus it's a southern sport, and they take their sports very seriously.
>newgarden pit crew>CHAD GordonBased
>>154829832Split/Second: Velocity
>>154829816casuals are always welcome in motor/sp/orts threads you fag, we want to make more vrooms fans
>>154829816I was busy with RL bro
>>154829832street fighter alpha 3
>>154829843Implying I want to watch the whole thing. I just go grab my next beer when the commercials start
rain in 5
>>154829861they have the fastest car and have the 3 cars in the top 6, they are going to win
>>154829838Last stint usually I know my GOAT wants this
>>154829827Her socks barely had time to get sweaty, such a shame. Hopefully the 600 goes better.
>>154829655Not sure which turn it is, but there were flowers on one.
>>154829875you spelled third strike wrong
>>154829832some brother/sister vn
>>154829867This
How is Grosjean a lap down? Wasn't he in the lead at one point?
>>154829832School Days
>>154829838franchitti and dixon worked together all the way to 3 to go back in 2012, then sato got in the middle
>>154829932no
>>154829839last stint when fuel isnt an issue gloves are off
>>154829830thank you Ameribro>>154829832Tetris
>>154829832Boku no Pico
>>154829655>>154829907Pretty sure it's exit of turn 4
Why does this circuit only have 4 corners???
>>154829832Tekken 8
>>154829905>ywn furiously masturbate while wearing her damp used firesuit over your face to where the crotch is placed directly on your nose/mouthwhy even live
>>154829827She didn't hit Hunter ray, she spun and hit the wall avoiding him.
>>154829934Based Brendan Fraser reference
flower cam seems to be shown only during US ad breaks
>>154829962Yeah, I prefer 3. This shit is too complicated.
>>154829962Corners were expensive in 1909.
>>154829932>Wasn't he in the lead at one point?He was ahead with Caio after everyone else pitted under the first yellow
>top gun mode
Holy fucking gay
Gotta go put the dock in. Please tell them to pause the race until I get done.
>ganassi>ganassi>ganassi satellite>penske>penske>penske
When will they start doing things again?
>>154830023will do!
>>154830028>>ganassi satellitewhy isnt the real ganassi there?
>>154830028Only Daly can save the race
>>154829991
>>154830029They only care about saving gas because they're all cowards scared to be gladiators like the track demands
>>154830029When Robb or Grosjean fuck it into the wall, I guess.
Dubs for crash on 100
>>154830028Daly's fast
>>154830029With about 2 to go when it's too late
>>154830043pay shitter, at least hes keeping the car in one piece
>>154829843>watching adsNope.
>>154829962So you can see the whole thing
roger, do something
GO SON OF DIX
I'M NOT PLAYING GUYS!
>>154830056The other tricky triangle
>>154830056Pocanoesque
>>154830058Nothin I hate more than moral cowardice.
starting to miss Larson desu>>154830059do not jinx is for /myguy/ FatJohn
>>154830053the penskes ate him alive
pussies
>>154830029pray for a crash, or else >>154830069
>>154830085imagine the shitposting during cautions/red flags
>>154830068Losing a mirror increased his speed.
Those tiny rear wings are so qt
Fuck this chime
>inb4 rain-shortened pooloowinslolbecause why the fuck not
>>154830069Fair enough.
>>154830068Maybe he should lose the other mirror
>rain in 45
>>154829843there ads for white suburbans, meanwhile in f1 i have to look at "British" ads made for illegals
>>154830085Kek, saved.
>>154830028indysisters...
>>154830085jej
Rain opens up and wrecks half the field
Indoor track when?
bing bang bongtravelers are reminded not to leave bags unattended
TOWOOMBA SPUNS
>battle for lap 101
>power
>>154830146RARE FLAGAREFLAG
Toowoombabros...
dixon will be leading in lap 100, so if it rains by them he would win it
>>154830117Allahu Akbar, Allah Tallah please strike down your least favoured driver Bismillah Ameen
Can't park there
>>154830098They are only where the cameras are.
>andretti
>beep boop beep >empowered
BOOOM
POWER KWAB
>TOOWOOMBAWTF
>Will No Engine PowerNo luck whatsoever.
TOWOOMBA BROS NO
>Andretti engineering
OUTSTANDING LACK OF WILL POWER
>>154830056Makes me wonder why they're not having NASCAR Euro Series races at Lausitzring
>andretti spaghettishit team
what a fucking shit show>>154830168he's been here for a while anon
WHAT I'VE DONE
>cheeky mid-race pit lane donutholy based
WHAT I'VE DOOOOONE
GET THE FOOKIN FURE EXTINGUISHUR AGAIN
>Power
>honda>andretti>no power>rossi
Will Power?
Time to dust this off
ROSSI ON FIRE AGAINstop cooking coffee in your car
>WillieP>posse on fire again
>rossi on fire againFuck...
Rossi?!?
>torrid>also horrid
>ROSSIWTF IS EVEN HAPPENING
this man catches fire often doesnt he?
>rossi has to jump out of a car on fire with a broken leglel
>poosi
>>154830199jej
Congrats on winning the 500 back to back, Palou
More like Won't Power
>>154830215no power
>>154830200>NASCAR Euro Seriesi just found out that was a thing earlier today
>>154830200If main series tries Europe, they should use that track. Looks absolutely kino. Indy too.
Rossi fire again??!?!
>Rossi's engine blew in pit laneStrong feeling of deja vu there.
Who could've guessed that the car that went up in flames would do so a year later.
>ecr gives fhe good car/crew to Ed and he wrecks it>actual good driver gets the shit carLMFAO
>>154830158In my cuntry it's >Bing bang bong>Please use the handrail on the stairs>It might be hot please remember to drink your water>Please help disabled people so our staff don't have to
>>154830200>Lausitzringremembered Zanardi and Alboreto :(
Palou should just fuck off to F1 already instead of smurfing in Indy
The international feed with no commentary where you can hear the track PA system is so eerie
>>154830136Better bring a towel.
>>154830261i wouldn't have
So this means a pit lane tragedy for Dixon if we're reusing old scripts?
>vortex stopsoh oh...
>>154830217>>154830244
Who is a nascar or indy driver you'd like to see attempt the double?
>>154830274Zak and his jewish lobby won't let him
>>154830177>>154830218You're welcome through Allah all things are possible
oh, rossi stopped in front of andretti KEK
that line of fat officials
>>154830299kyle busch
>>154830299don't carefuck asscar
>>154830136Heaven forbid they started the race early or shorten the bloated ceremonies
>>154830299any of the zoomers. I would like to see them bottle
RAIN IN TWENTY
>>154830274Yeah bro leave the best Indycar team to join a backmarker f1 team what could go wrong
>>154830321too soon
>>154830299Christopher BellAlex PalouJeff Gordon 20 years ago
>>154830206i'm enjoying this American Formula 2200 race at indy))))))
>>154830328Same. Hope they go bankrupt, they sure are trying
>>154830299Scotty Mac
>>154830346too late I'd say
ECR is not a serious team lol
>>154830315>Got any crutches laying around, guys?
rossi :(
>>154830345He could replace Piastri
Track spill chads, our time to shine.
If it rains I'll cry
Why do these corners not have names? Turns 1, 2, 3 4 sound unimaginative.Surely over 110 years there's enough history at every corner to give each a unique name. Perhaps after a driver or a nearby village or farm. Even a sponsor.
>team run by George family nepo baby not good
>>154830299Ryan Blaney
>honda>chevywhy only two manufacturers? is indy dead?
>angrily crutching
>>154830354hey, we don't need much reason to change your flag again, stop tempting
>>154830283Very nice.
>>154830299BAMF
>>154830379not if palou is leading
>>154830299Ross chastain would do great
>BEEP BOOP BEEP
>>154830367Heh
>>154830392Much of his power is derived from his mustache.
>shitter wins because the leaders have to pitholy kino
>>154830382How about>Turn Milk>Turn Crash>Turn PNC Honda Chase National Bank>Turn Indy 500
>>154830345he should join williams like villeneuve did
>>154830382Why are you non-stop seething about America? Do you need a hug?
you can also now watch lance stroll enjoying himself in canada
>>154830299If Mclaughlin had some practice in a stock car he's probably your best bet to do well in both
>>154830396Honda can go fuck themselves with this shitty hybrid system they forced.
>>154830382>Perhaps after a driver or a nearby village or farmyou've got it backwards. the whole town is named after the track.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speedway,_Indiana>Speedway is a town in Wayne Township, Marion County, Indiana, United States. The population was 13,952 at the 2020 census,[3] up from 11,812 in 2010.[5] Speedway, which is an enclave of Indianapolis, is the home of the Indianapolis Motor Speedway.
>>154830396Ford are bitches who claim to be "America's Race Team" but refuse to enter IndyCar or IMSA GTP
SIR DICKSON
even if it rains it wont be heavy, theyd only be red flagged for a bit I think
>>154830382>McDonald's corner>The HotShot Pick 2 straight brought to you by FanDuelNo thanks
>>154830392>Ryan BlaneyHe is probably going to try at some point. >>154830359Too big to fail. It can however get bought by private equity and made even worse.
>>154830465This boggles the European mind.
why can't they make a little mistake?misplace the tire, lose a lug nut, anythingbut no
>>154830464didnt chebby completely fuck up the 2.4L engine that they had to retrofit the hybrid onto the 2.2L instead? anyways this series has had an identity crisis since forever
>>154830491This anon knows exactly how the corners would be named.
Trivagobros....we are toothless >:(((((
Did Dale Earnhardt ever test in Indycar?
Penskebros were going to win
next time I come to Burgerland I should ask my PNC branch if they got any merch
SWEEPER ON TRACKTHATS SO DANGEROUSRED FLAG
>>154830405Absolute kek.
>>154830521What a weirdly specific question that the answer is yes to
>>154830509I would never place my hopes on a Palou pit crew mistake happening
why do americans play country rock 5sec before their ad breaks start
Ominous looking clouds innit
>>154830464This
Is that RAIN?
>>154830299Chadgarden...
Reminder that Honda should be pronounced Hone Daw
>>154830578DELET
>>154830561Boomer ambiance.
>>154830561Let's you know it is time to get up and go piss.
>>154830469Ford is working on their LMDH for IMSA next year.
sounds like theyre downplaying the rain
beep boop beep
>>154830513Yeah, but driver ability actually matters, so we let it slide.
>beep boom beep
BINGBANGBONG
>>154830591it's an american brand after all
>>154830535Penske wins regardless
Terre Haute mentioned
>>154830513that report came from jabba the hutt who id a honda shill
>>154830599Anon, I...https://sportscar365.com/imsa/iwsc/rushbrook-factory-mustang-gt3-effort-satisfies-fords-imsa-need/
>>154830056Kino
START THE RACE YOU BUTTFUCKERS
>>154830561>i come from a continent that has made music into a sportsball event anyway amerikwaws do that because uhhhh ameriKKKans are evil niggers and uhhhhhh uhhhhh they are evil and uhhhhhhhhh they are gay uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>154830599no, they are working on it for WEC. they aren't taking it to IMSA GTP at this time, they straight up said they don't need to because they have enough Mustangs in GTD.
>>154830561It's called bump music (in either side) and it makes the transition smoother.
SLUUUUUUUUUUURP
What happens in Indiana the other 364 days of the year?
what happens in Terre Haute?
we are halfway there...
Wait who crashed this time? I was at the beer store
The sun is coming out soon
>>154830659College football championships
LET THEM RIP
>Tottenham did not get relegated>F1 is still dead>Indy500 race decided by RainWorst /sp/ weekend ever
>>154830659They're really big into college basketball
>>154830659drinking
DELTA FORCE
>>154830561You euros are such fucking faggots. It’s so much better than shitty rap
>>154830677Power's engine blew up, spewed liquid all over. Then Rossi's engine blew up as well
>>154830659Winning
>>154830659toddler and dog pageants, I presume
>>154830659They are getting ready for this race.
>>154830299I think Dinger could do it justice
Whats happening? Feel like Ive been on a 10 minute ad break lol
>>154830710nothing
>>154830707LOL if the Indy 500 was a road course maybe
ITS SPITTIN
Radar, it's a thin band of rain.
>>154825390This is how everyone is now.
>>154830710You're about to see the most fraudulent race end
it's happening
i cant believe this
>>154830686GO ON THE HOTSPURS!!!!(i know nothing bout soccer lol)
>>154830666>what happens in Terre Haute?There is a federal prison and Indiana State University and probably the stuff that supports those two things.
>>154830591>Hone Dawthat's not how you spell "embarrassing faggots">build shitty car>instead of selling sponsorships on it plaster it with superfaggy eco bullshit>lose on track>lose a bunch of money>build world championship winning car>pull out of f1 and completely flush your massive investment on top of your loses from retarded lack of sponsorship >sell future championship winning car to ross brawn for one british dollar>brawn easily wins championship>sells team to mercedes for a ton of money>come back to sport years later>build ultra shitty engine>have the gall to get insulted when alonso calls them out after months of failurefuck honda
so much for the transparency of the new race control
>>154830723He finished 7th in 2013
YUST BOLT ON THE CUT SLICKS AND GO
Fuck you cloud!
Busch race, tough it out for eight hours before accepting that the weather is not a patriot and won't do it for Kyle.#9 wins.F1 "race", looks the same under yellow as at full speed, just one long spaghetti, if a third milliliter of rain falls, they'll surrender.#9 wins.
>>154830738what do you mean? no racing in the rain?
>>154830561It's the NASCAR on FOX music, actually. They only play it on the international Indycar broadcasts for some reason.
WHAT RAIN, IT BARELY WET?!?
lollmao even
Dix’s wife is hot
>>154830731Everybody knows a little place like Kokomo
DICKS ON WINNING WITH A AL MIR ALLAH RAIN VICTORY
>muh red flagoh well
This can't be happening...
Perfect time for NEW NEW NEW>>154830801>>154830801>>154830801
it's over
she hotiot was a 50/50 chance, we are so unlucky
yes, i would fuck Scott Dixon's wife
>>154830782No not on ovals
Red FlagHope it blows over fast
dixonbros... fuelsaving won again
Worst week in racing ever, desu.
>>154830805His daughters are hotter
>>154830796Look at him go!
nascar tier bs
It this gonna take ling enough for me to run to the shops to get a few mor beers?
>red flag for rainWhat the fuck
This is why so many people only casually follow motorsports. Rain cucks
>>154830859it's a speedway friend
>>154830844pics or it didn't happen>>154830849yes, fuck this shit
>>154830859Driving 200 in the rain is not the same as driving 120 in the rain
I can't gargle so much semen, guys, and I watch f1
>>154830911Maybe for you american cucks, are you afraid to die?
she should just show us her boobs at this point
>red flag stop>brilliantly boringbravo
>>154829127I'm hard for Legge, more.
>>154830911So you have to slow the fuck down to succeed.You're not entitled to 200."Oh no, we might have to use talent and skill and figure out how fast we can go without wrecking. NO FAIR!"Get good or stop calling yourself a driver.
>>154830642quiet russki pig
>>154830827SHOTA STUD
>>154825327Bonnie Blue ahh accent
>>154830853If you ride your bike really fast
Why tf is Colon Hurta trying to go to F1? Indy is so much better it's unreal
why the stoppage, who ded?
I like this daly chap
HOLY FUCK DALY
>oldgarden
This has been a slog
Worst racing weekend ever.The FIA cursed us.
>>154830666>>154830750not just any federal prison, it's where they zap guys
>>154830666terre haute action track, a legendary dirt oval
>>154831904Fuck off Roger, go have a heart attack
ganassi, andretti, mclaren, and penske got outchessed by a shack in pataskala, ohio again kek
>>154825644>Same time as Dan WheldonTasteless. Next time, use your head.
>>154826651Based layoutL-to-R>JDAM>APKWS>Maverick>empty pylon>empty pylon>empty pylon>JDAM>SDB (?)>JDAM>targeting pod>twin pack of SidewindersAnd the GAU-8 gun
