FINAL LAPSKINO INCOMINGprev: >>154830801
>>154832800First for Helio
PALOU FUCK OFF TO F1
It's pato's turn
HOW IS SMACKER 13
How’s my boy Slowjean doing?
First for smoking a fat joint to get me to the finish line
>>154832800that radio sound effect sounds like the kind of noise they use in a euthanasia clinic waiting room to call in the next victim
seventh for malukas and mckek
1 OUT 1 OUT 1 OUTGO SAVE FUEL BY HAVING A DT FUCK OFFFFFFF
GO MALUKAS
sting ray hasn't had a moment yet
first for pato
testicle festicle threadBING BANG BONG
RUN OUT OF GAS LAST LAP KINO INCOMING
>>154832838Tactical Fuckery on par with Focht at Tukayyid in may 23 3052
yeah, only 2 sec behind no fucking way we win this with 1 extra pit
That comms beeping noise is my favorite sound in the whole wide world. Even above the sound of making a woman cry.
Palou and Malukas are running too hard.
First 3 are keked
Bing bing bong. Roger Roger. Over.
Anybody else’s cat really hate that radio noise?
>>154832886they have to pit again, and this race is about going fastfuck fuel savers
Penske desperately looking for a reason to throw a caution
>>154832883its very public advisory coded and quite pleasant
fuck i'm hungry again
>>154832886True. They’ll hand it to Scotty at this rate, but I say let them fight.
BING BANG BONG
Somehow, Schumacher is in top 10
>>154832910that would do nothing to them
pahdo
>>154832920Scotty DIXON right?
ok this is kino
Boop beep boopAlright, let’s cut to Kyle Larson’s car. Go Kyle:
CAM ON ROSENQUIK
o ward he comin
>>154832942FOCUS ON THE TRACK, DICKS
Are we going to get Pato loses on the last lap kino again?
>>154832934slow and steady wins the race
>inb4 palou somehow makes it to the end without pitting
palou in, its over
lol tbell
bro finna wreck
>>154832934The spirit of his old man took control and lost fear.
Pato is Blows and Fists?Pato all day, even if he has to celebrate to klemer music.
>>154832979yeah, this time he'll run out on the last lap
Shitters about to ruin everything.
fuck off seagull I swear to me mum
Do your job Sato!
quick yellow please
manifesting a schumicheal win
Watch Mick win this shit
I want a tall cold glass of milk.
True kino strategic oval racing like this is hard to come by these days
why doesn't pato's teammate simply crash for a yellow?
>>154833029fuck off
Where are the cigarette ads???
>>154833036If he does it, Michael wakes up.
WTF Grosjean might finish top 10
How did the front runners get it so wrong? Wild.
What if you hit a big fat June bug at 230mph?
>>154833045No one likes him. He is the Hamilton of Indy.
SATO wins calling it now
I can’t tell which cars are whom’s :(
>>154833051
>>154833045>plan c
>>154833066Theres a windshield
ALLEZ ROMAIN
put palous or mclaughlins onborads
>>154833052Did you time travel from 1996 just now??
>>154833064Rain chads run this show.
>>154833036How? he is behind Palou
>>154833066No worries. It’s still May.
>>154833044it's almost a lost art, wish they'd go back to michigan>>154833064they protected track position, guys at the back took a gamble on the weather yellows
>>154833052They gone
>>154833064The alternates got pretty lucky that this has gone green so long to be fair, and apart from rosenqvist its still tight
>Newgarden has a minor foot injury that is being iced and likely will be released from the care center after the race.
>Jewsef
CAM ON DUCK SCORE SOME QUACKING WINS
>>154833079there's a list of them in running order on the left side of the screen
>3 car wipeout at the front >Slowjean does an Australian speed skater and runs through to win Kino
>>154833066there are no insects left in middle americawell, besides the hmongs
>>154833111heard it too and checked
>>154833087or malukasfun watching them RAPING fuel savers
If pato loses he might actually an hero
I believe in PatoCHECKEM
please Grosjean... do not fuck this up...
Pooto shouldn't have taken the lead
>>154833120Like the colours? I think rosey quick is in a kind of gold car
>>154833087>>154833136Pastebin (w/o ads):https://pastebin.com/eTY6Fakk (embed)
Guys what's happening is there a chance Palou might not win this shit?
>>154833106>dies
palou is not out of this yet, 17 laps to go, they need to be 1 sec faster per, of course they are out if not yellow
Felix 1st
>>154833169>210fuckery is afoot
Malukas finna do a mathieu van der poel
It is a very long shot but if Malukas won this on pace it would be so kino
LIL DAVE FROM THE TOP ROPE
MIGG MENTIONED
I wouldn't be mad if Fro wins
>>154833168see>>1548331910% without yellow, at this pacein fact pallou is behind malukas on the same strategy
>Morgan Wallen sponsored car winsWill redditors kill themselves?
>>154833147AND O'WARD FINISHES SECOND, AGAIN.
>16 dixonhe's sitting in the chair tonight
>>154833088Where's Paul Tracy and Team Kool Green?
pull it
Holy Shit Migg
i dont want him to win because the car is ugly
Based Migg
Mick almost ruined everything there
MIGG!!
Crazy migg
>runs out of gas>losesFunny, my Mitsubishi Mirage gets 40 mpg without even trying.
>>154833235yeah he's one of the good ones
Sneedville is a real place?
>calculators are going full steam on pit lane
FUCK OFF MICKYOU ARE AFUCKING DISGRACEHELPING OUT THE FUEL SAVERS
MIGG FOR THE LEAD
Miggy fuckin kek
>crash the leader trying to unlapWe were so close
>MIGGUfuck, please let him finish with a good result
>2025 2.0 Backmarker Bugaloo
>Outta my way Ameri fuckin shits
What happened to the Spanish guy they were dick sucking for 2 hours?
>>154833286He did the daredevil passes to ensure a felix victory lol
A fucking backmarker in the way ruining shit again
watch out for armstrong, he's saving a ton of fuel back there
as long as fat brown's car doesn't win i win
>rosenQvistPlan trusters are winning.
bad news guys: i'm having fun
>Migg nearly killed himself just to get unlappedHe has his fathers spirit at least, if not his talent.
Does Migg think he's in the lead?
>>154833277>formerly white
Come on Armstrong, do something
>>1548333076th
You know they have a big telly in front of him showing the race, whats he thinking right now?
>>154833320It was a snoozefest until the last yellow desu, now it's kino.
Yelloe, collet car exploded.
>pato #2 AGAINThis script writes itself
KINOOOOOOOOOOO
Is he part dwarf?
KWAB THAT NIGGER IS ON FIRE
Patou got cucked at indy again
FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>154833307siesta
DEATH
NOOOOOOOOFUCK YOUNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"You can never count Pato O'Ward out" In fact you can never count him in if history has anything to teach us
WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA
>brazilan car>electrical firewhy are they like this
WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?
FUCKKK
gg felix
COLET IS FUCKING DEAD (O'Wardbros we got this)
OOOOOOOHHHHHHFIREEEEE
FIRE!
Uh ooooh
Fuck off I want to watch slurpula 1
so it's over?
Malukas probably wins with that caution.
HOLY SHIT CAIO
oh boy this is gonna get fucking HOT HOT HOT
BIG JUANBIG JUANBIG JUANBIG JUANBIG JUAN
>Abu Daber finishFUCK FUCK FUCK
GREENWHITECHECKERED
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YUGE JUAN COLLET
Red Flag now?
HONOR HONOR HONORPLAOU ONLY NEEDS 3 LAPSWE ARE IN WE ARE IN WE ARE INCAM ON JANNIES
>Foid-Enterprises
>>154833350"Consuela needs to change my diaper"
CLEAN IT UP QUICK JANNIES
Fuck off
is he dead
uh oh spaghetti'os
>he is not movinggrim, fuck this weekend
RED FLAG CHADS SHUTTING IT DOWN
>redOh ffs
REDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>I'm ok
The drama
RED FLAG
That nigga ain’t movin
lmao.
>shootout finishRigged more than wrestling
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYY
You little cancer stricken bastard!
RIGGING ALERTATTENTION RIGGING ALERT
Kino incoming bros, though hope Caio is alright
RED?! GG palou
DE BRIS
felix is gonna be a sitting duck in the restart
Holy shit
PALOU BROS ITS NOT OVERNBOTHING IS OVER
oh good hes alive, phew
Red red red red red red
Where did Brendan Fraser go? He was in the tower earlier.
get ready for insanity
you softies why would he be dead, the car looks alright
God damn it i want to go watch f1. Just end this shit.
HOLY FUCKING KINO TIME!
>le rigging faecAt least they have more than 2 laps this time
this is the endhold your breath and count to 10
Brazill broz...At leas Shitmaker cant ruin this race any more.
>he's alivegood
>Fatjohn P5Impressive.
Grossjean might actually win this
wtf they didnt show the>I'm OKteam radiois he ok????
>>154833435
SHOOTOUT KINO TIME
WRONG LEFT DUMBASS
He got heem'd
asscar-tier rigging
>>154833300He passed a scandi and a mexican lel
>>154833486Palou will blow by him on the restart
>>154833471>'tis but a scratch!
>tfw your old iRacing buddy from eons ago is the flagmanthis dude was an actual beast in sims.
>>154833472Then go watch Fag1
MALUKAS, YOU AND US, WE KILL THE FUEL SAVERS AND WE FIGHT TO THE DEATH, HONOR HONOR HONOR
>>154833510>simsvideo game
WHERE IS THE RAIN?
>Imagine being RosenqvistStupid brazilian shitter ruins your win.
>>154833510Oh that's neat
>Red flagnascar mickey mouse horseshit. If it ends under yellow then it ends. I hate that garbage.
>>154833472then do that and don't come back in here next year fucking asshole
MONACO WOULD HAVE FINISHED BEFORE THIS STARTED BTW
>>154833510I feel like doing the 500 but I don't have iRacing. Is AMS2 any good?
Why was there fire?
>>154833486imagine watching a sport where a 40+ year old Romain Grosjean can win
I swear if this ends in PWL
>>154833530sorry, fuel savers are gay
red is bad for pato, no? wouldn't he prefer yellow there?
>>154833472Nobody cares about that shit series
>>154832936What was that?
>>154833559>Says the countryman if fuel save man
>>154833530lol retardabout 50% of the car it literally on the track
>>154833472What could possibly happen in F1 that is better than this
>>154833513indysissies calling it "Fag1" as if indycaca isnt a pointless spec series with a useless hybrid system
>>154833560yes
>PalouWinsLolHorrible weekendReally horrible
>>154833560Yes, it's Patover
Here comes the storm
>>154833472Fagula1 is for trannies
>>154833555exothermic oxidation reaction between substances
fuckin .br's
>>154833559Not a Palou fan then? Dick on and him do it every race.
I don't know anything about racing. Has this been a good/bad/average race?
>>154833554If you don’t care about multiplayer then yes it is good.
it's patover and never even began
>our apologies for the language
>>154833560Its bad for everybody not named Palou and Malukas.>>154833573Then drive around it and end under caution. Indycar wont fold if a race ends that way.
>>154833555Fuel tank punctured or blown off.
>>154833564that was before they pitted, after that i said that the only chance they had was witha yellow
Is it allowed to change Tyres under Red?
>>154833574>top10 dies in a fireball crashthat's it
SIX SEVEN HAHAHA.
>apologies for the languagewut, didn't say anything
Everyone crashes and Helio wins.
Gonna watch F1 for 5 minutes
Why do British niggas pronounce Spanish names wrong on purpose
>>154833609its fun
>apologize for languageWhat did he even say? Am I such a potty mouth that I didn’t notice?
>>154833636Kino, make it happen Roger
>>154833625Nope can't touch the car
FUCK MEYER SHANKCHEATIN BASTIDS
>Red flags for droplets while /f1/ starts with intersVOLUMES
Why is rosenquist car flesh colored?
>>154833607not a full stopthey are only a bit gay, like kising in the cheek to great, the others are full on anal sex
BEEP BOOP BEEP
>>154833636That would be kino, I approve.
Do it for Kyle busch
>>154833615>>154833634my guess is they had that on a seven second delay and the guy in the studio got to the button in time but the guys in the booth weren't sure so they threw in an apology just to be on the safe side.
Ready for today’s premier race already (Coke 600). Fuck open wheel pussies
If Pato doesn't win this, I'm starting a Crusade to retake Constantinople.
>>154833555Brazilian wiring
oh noes. he said HELLTHINK OF THE CHIDRENSfuck off with this pussy shit
>>154833579I would agree if F1 wasn’t Formula E with extra steps.
>>154833650>>154833634>>154833615He literally said the word "fucking" and it was barely censored, are you all braindead
>>154833574Hamlel fatal crash into Larry finks private box
>>154833650sounded like 'just so fucking disappointed in that red flag' but it couldve been hecking
I WANT TO DRINK FAT BROWN'S TEARS
>>154833587The F2 race was kino
this is not gonna finish under green
Engines up in 2
>>154833671i've started twitching when they play this
he is on it?I almost lose the 500I was wageslaving
>>154833636Based and best possible outcome
Who is screwin Jamie tonight?
>>154833642no need, you won't miss anything
and no lapped carsthis will be kino
>>154833676I'm watching on over-the-air FOX and I heard "fucking"
>>154833709its not a spec series so by default its 100 times better, the only thing as bad as a spec series is BoP and the only thing worse than that is hiding the BoP((((((((((((((((((((wec)))))))))))))))))))))))
>>154833735what we got was "just so ---cking disappointed"
f1 start nowf1 start nowf1 start now
I'm scared bros
>>154833650I heard "hecking," but announcer might have thought it was "fucking"
I am so hyped bros, trembling in my booties rn
>>154833624
>>154833786just turn 1 and done
>>154833790i don't even notice cuss words anymore. didn't think he said anything until the announcer apologized
Well F1 has Tate McRae
>>154833778Zilisch
>>154833834its the truthi wouldnt lie on the internetSTART ENGINES START ENGINES START ENGIENS
BING BONG BAAAAANGI need this sound effect.>>154833609It has been okay'ish, but average in Indy 500 levels. The past few races were much better.>>154833686The Coke 600 is our only hope to have a start to finish kino race this weekend.
i'm so hyped
Do it Daly
This is going to be kino
>>154833790I thought it sounded like he was trying to keep himself from saying it, but I heard it too.
nice of f1 to delay the start, eh luigi?
>>154833869>I need this sound effect.SAME
>>154833579IndyCar living rent free in what passes for the Slavic mind.
>>154833805i heard hecking too, was confused why they did the language apology
>linbl-ACK
If Palou wins this I'm gonna be so fucking pissed
Anyone can win, truly unbelievable
>>154833711No, faggot. I just don’t get assmad like a faggot when someone fucking swears? Ok fucker?
Zac Brown on suicide watch because his f1 team picked the wrong tires
5 laps of real race?
Why isn't this stuff popular outside the Indy 500?
I'm ready for the green flag mayhem.
THIS IS WHY WE DONT SCHEDULE AN F1 RACE TO START AFTER INDY FUCK
>Last lap indy shoot out>Mentally ill f1 start
no idea what these niggas are laughing at
NO FUEL SAVESHITTERS OUTTA THE WAY
>>154833956yes
"Zach brown can barely stand to watch this" yeah cause he's fat
fuck zac brownstein!
if felix drops, it will be a shootout with pato, dave and palou.
These commentators just sound like they're coping saying Zac Brown wants this more than F1 world championships.
>>154833918f1 lives rent free in the indycar mind if you take most online discussion on indycar lol, its really fucking dumb
HERE WE FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154833980always seemed to work out okay when the f1 race was in monaco
>>154833999so 1 lap per place, palou bros, we eating good
>>154833944Dubs confirm he does it if Pato doesn't win.
I AM EXCITED
Why do they keep saying "pat-o-ward" and not "pato-o-ward"?
TOTAL MCLAREN DEATHANYBODY BUT O'WARDLITERALLY ANYBODY
kek f1 is really waiting for this race to be over
Please yellow on start.
WHATS BETTER THAN ONE EXTRA FORMATION LAP? TWO OF THAT
>>154834048no only 4, sc stayerd out , fuck them, they trying to kkeep my dog down
I hate that caution laps count, but I get why
TOTAL DEATH CARNAGE
>>154834066Holy...
>>154834066Based
START THE RACE YOU BUTTFUCKERS
GREEN GREEN GREEN
Caution
Nice fucking sport here
RAIN IN 4 LAPS
>>154834150>GREEN GREEN GR-ACK
PHANTOM CAUTION
MALUKAS!!!
How would a Mexican winning the Indy 500 work for my chud agenda?
ARMSTRONG!!!!!
FUCK THEM FUCK THEM
juan schumacher
HOLY SHIT WHAT A RETARD ROSEKEK IS
>>154834137kek that could be said for the F1 shitter race too.
SHIT GODDAMN
FOR WHAT?FUCK YOUTHIS SHIT IS RIGGED
MIGG GAVE THE WIN TO ARMSTRONG KEK
WHATTHEFUCK
Retard in the wall again...
Are you kidding me
>fren vs fren>both lose
armstrong? the cycling cheater?
>yellowFags should have just run around under caution instead of throwing that red.
goddamn it i knew it would be mick
HOLY KEKED.
>Armstrong Wild winner
WTF LMAO
BLUEBALLS FUCK F1FUCK INDY
Cuckmacher
Booooooooo
booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOdumb fukin yellow!
God damnit Migg
GREEN/WHITECHECKERED
>>154834191Pato is not liked by lefties IIRC
Malukas will win.
>Shitmacher
ALL COMING DOWN TO LAST LAP
Wow Rosenqvist is a choker, he should be fired
They want Palou to win it so much, wtf was that shit.
GAY
Every time I watch racing it’s a green white checkered. This is retarded
My uncle thinks its Lance Armstrong
Mick keeps dragging Michael name
overtime!
will nick be here next season? he is a fucking disgrace>>154834289he needs the laps
BIG DAVE IT'S TIME
RIGGING IT FOR MALUKAS
>>154834296>Lance Armstrongwait, is he not?
>>154834296wrong vehicle, he's thinking of neil
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LETS GO MALUKAS
O'Ward is going to win amd save Fat Brown's life.
It's ridiculous that Penske owns teams and the series. WWE stuff.
NOOOOOOOOOO
Paloubros...
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
LETS GO DAVE
HOLY SHIÉEEEEERT!
RETARDS ALMOST LOST IT ALL
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
>malukACK
FELIX FELIX FELIX
KINO
HOLY FUCKING KINOI KNEEL
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
HOLY ABSOLUTE FUCK
KINO KINO KINO
What a finish
>-0,18>-0,18>-0,18>-0,18RIGGED
fucking KINO
Alright that was a kino ending
HOLY FUCK
Honestly the most KINO Indy I have ever seen and I’ve been watching for nearly two decades
WHAT THE FUCK
ROSENQUICK AT THE LINE LMAOOOOOOOOOOLIL DAVE BTFO ETERNALLY
WEW
KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>most astroturfed driver in the series wins
FUCK ME
HOLY FUCKING KINOHOLY FUCKING KINOHOLY FUCKING KINOHOLY FUCKING KINOHOLY FUCKING KINOHOLY FUCKING KINO
THAT WAS FUCKING KINO
HOLY KINO
>>154834362we did everything rightand malukas loses, a GAY fuel saver got him, sad day
HOLY SHIT
KINO KINO KINO KINO
HahahahahahaBTFO
HOLY SHITAREYOUKIDDINGMEholy kino
that sucked dick, what a horrible fucking cockblocking caution. fuck this gay earth
Yeah based
Absolute fucking kino.
kek Rosenqvist kino
Yep sexo kino finish
BRO, that's cool even if also stupid
HOLY SHITWHAT A FINISH
KINO ABSOLUTE FUCKING KINO
>FaggoqvisGay as fuck
FUCK YOU DAVIDFUCKING KINO
HAVE YOU EVER
>worst livery wins
Lithuania :(
>>154834409It was .018 actually
Malukas is fired
holy shit indeed
SISSY LIL DAVE HAS NO BALLS
absolute kinowall to wall
HOLY FUCKING SHIT HE DID IT, THANK YOU GOD
>>154834307That's not Nascar unfortunatelyThe only good thing is the high count of juans
Rosenqvist redeption
>morgan wallen won a racesneedbros
Devastated for Malukas but what a kino fucking finish
Rooting for Malukas but Fro earned that one hard
sluuurp
Wow, Palou sucks.
I'm shaking
F1 does it better
>>154834416>>154834411>>154834420>>154834430>>154834439
The boos, lol
HOL UP
THAT FINISH WAS FUCKING KINO
Best finish in years! Rosenquist is an absolute madman.
>I don't even know if he's watchingKEK
indycar-sama, rosenquist-samai kneel
absolutely deserved, but man... Pato...
>>154834471a shame really
malukas wins the indy 499.999
CHEATIN SHANK BASTIDS
MARCO ANDRETTI 2.0 IS BORN
>Pato off the podiumKek
>Rosenqvist looks like my brother-in-law >Rosenqvist has a baby daughter >My sister and brother-in-law also have a baby daughter Umm...is Felix secretly my brother-in-law?
THIS MILK SLURPIN' RACEis ok sometimes
>>154834525>>154834527nolet it go
Fuck all those flags but still, fun race. Hybrid hasn't sunk the 500 (yet)
I dont watch indy enough.Why the felix hate
Davey
>>154834525>>154834527>rigging didn't work, we need to review for more rigging
Take a bow RosenqvistWell done mate
LÅL
>>154834527they wouldn't dare strip a win, even if Rosenqvist has the most cheated up car
cringe ending fuck you
WE DID IT AGAINSWEDEN WINS YESHe should've been allowed to race in F1
Heja Sverige
FUCK YOU ZAK BROWN
Malukas deserved to win.
Sweden yes!
>>154834590cheated? how?
>Malukas sitting in the car cryingI feel for you, white boy, you were close. Good run.
>>154834557>>
Helio sort of "won" but he was on B-Spec (Team Principal mode)
>>154834605He took the last few turns too cautiously, he choked
HOLY FUCKING KINNNOOOOOOO
>>154834563>HybridThey didn't mention the hybrid once during this entire broadcast.
what a finish
HAVE NO FEARTHE SWEDISH ARE HERECongrats, Rosie!!
What does Morgan Wallen have to do with this?
>>154834557>podium>IndyIt's the milk or nothing in the 500. No consolation prizes here.
which part of sweden are you from btw?
Father when May began, won the 500 at the end.
helio joins foyt as a 5 time winner, 4 as a driver 1 as an owner
>HEY STELLA
>Americans losing to Europe at their own race AGAINIs this why burgers normally only follow sports no other country plays?
zoomers btfo
Kek winning one race makes you a "champion"
>>154834628Let's see the results of the post race inspection.
>>154834628I'm not saying he cheated, I'm saying IndyCar would never strip a 500 win after the fact even if there was cheating
cinemapure cinema
>take lead>lose to a guy who was racing side by side with his teammate the entire last lap>Malucuck>Penskecuck
>>154834672oslo
As long as Penske loses, it's fine. The Vince McMahon of racing.
>>154834605Felix deserved it cause he had it in hand before the red.
/f1/ and /turnleft/ fan here. Why does this thread hate rosenqvist?
>we joked about this you know "have a baby, win the 500">good job to my mechanics and the team>good job to my wife for not having a miscarriage too
SCOTT DIXON!
Hard racing earned this win, Felix deserves it.Good race.
>>154834685yes (unironically)
imagine losing by a hundredth of a secondi'm that close to killing myself for no reason all the time
>>154834674Overly Based.
>>154834612What a bitch.Should have driven faster.
>>154834672Höllånd
>>154834612yeap, sorry for him
>>154834685We probably shouldn't have built the best country in the history of ever that everyone wants to come to.
>>154834672helsinki
>>154834671For the 3 last places on Indy500, they give 31/32/33 cents as a joke prize lol
Crying…what a fucking bitch
>>154834732Poor Malukas is devastated. Poor kid.
poor fella
HAHAHAHAthis dood cryin
>sorry kyle busch but what a time to be alivewas that really necessary
>>154834628He has a rocket engine at the end of his car for one.
>from Lil Dave to Just Dave
>>154834549pls no
>>154834720No one hates him, his livery was mid and Americans wanted an American to win
Feel bad for Malukas, but Rosenqvist deserved it way more
20 years from penske cucking andretti, penske gets cucked
:(
>crying like a bitchmalakekus is the biggest pussy ive ever seen, fuck this fag
>>154834672Rinkeby
>>154834672Odense
>>154834672Trollhattan :DDD
gay malukas
>I felt like a sitting duck all day.t. Duck
>>154834672Åbo
Was that closer than Little Al and Goodyear in 92?
Great European driving
>>154834777checked and diehardpilled
Another insufferable faggot wins the Indy 500.When will a non faggot finally win this thing?
>>154834672eindhoven
WHAT A FINISH
Always thought Felix was a greater racer than Marcus.So glad he's also gotten the 500 win
Why didn't malukas bodyslam him to stop the momentum?
>>154834685>Olympics>Basketball
>>154834887You are so fucking mad
>>154834672gutenfundenborg
>>154834685We don't have a weird complex about nationalism like yuros do. Literally every American is happy about this race. It was incredible. There's a reason why every Euro that comes here becomes spiritually American. We are the way. Yuros lost another good man this day...to AMERICA.
>>154834887He's better than Luungaard and Nolan lol
alright bros loved the company but f1 is on got to goabsolute kinowell do it again next year
My man Dave will get his win soon....
>>154834612Crazy how losing the Indy 500 is so devastating. I felt for him.>>154834777>>154834757>>154834710Glory to the Swedish Empire!
>>154834723The answer is not Scott Dixon
I’d like to hear the audio of malukas as he sees Felix passing him.
>>154834799Wow, hahaha.
>>154834803ah that checks out, how do they allow this clear act of fraud!?
>>154834672marbella
Fucking KinoTime to sleep watching F1slurper
>just won one of the biggest races on Earth >immediately doomscrolling on his phone Fucking zoomzooms
>>154834672hammersbonnk
>switch to f1>it's a slurper
>>154834961The race should've stopped after the red flag, just to make Emma happy.
I'm just happy it wasn't another Palouwins race.
>>154834974probably calling his wife
>>154834668Sponsor of the car.
>>154834953>We don't have a weird complex about nationalism like yuros do.
>>154834809See>>154834887>>154834592>>154834464>>154834448
>santucci another top 10>grossjean p9
>>154834965https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxM0BKWu7eg
>>154834973600 is beginning soon
Meyer Shank wins!!!
>Unironically watching F1 in 2026Shan't.SHALL be watching Felix drink the M I L K !
>>154834857yes, 92 was 0.043, this one unofficially was 0.0233
It was very fun to watch that race with y'all, especially because Palou didn't win lol.See y'all in some bings and bongs for the Coke 600.
>>154835060Migg 19 and survived the 500.
see you in lemons and spa vroomsters
>>154834685The ticker called him "Swedish-born", not "Swedish" because everyone who can leaves your totalitarian museum continent.
>>154835038That's right. All yuros do with each other is talk about how they're x or y and call it bantz. It's so boring. You see Rosenqvist win a great race and yuros immediately start talking about nationalism and trying to "pwn" America. lmao. We just do rad things all day every day. We literally don't even think about you.
>>154834809>No one hates himNo one cared about him before today because he has the personality of warm water.
>>154835038To be fair, blind implacable enthusiasm precludes a complex.
>>154835049hey, don't include me in this. i wasn't mad america didn't win. i was mad we didn't get 5 laps of kino. that pussy premature yellow fucked us of a lot more excitement than a 1 lap sprint
ONE MORE TIMEWE GONNA CELEBRATE
>>154834965https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qN2BaMBI2S4
>>154835014/threadDon't care about Felix. Good for him I guess. Just happy that Spainshitter didn't win again
>>154834965the onboard should be on the pastebin
>>154835029>indu 500>no wife you stay in SwedenBitch
>Malukas putting his face in boobsAnd we're supposed to feel bad for him?
guess who was at the track today btw
god what I would give for some milk from jamie
>>154835136so true
>>154835198i'm not sure i would want my <1month child flying on a plane either desu
>>154835201he's gay so yes
>>154835232you and me both, brother
>>154833797it's ok, no one expects lowest iq territory in europe to have valid opinions
Bros this is just horseracing
I do dig the Morgan Wallen finish though, ‘Don’t see’ is definitely a banger. 600 coming up. Crossing my fingers Larson doesn’t fuck up. Anyone but JGR or 23XI
>>154835232what about milk from a jannie?
ntt pr momny is so hot
>>154835290indycar but at churchill downs
>>154835290yes
You're going to stink Felix
>>154835296Wallen is a fag but Felix is based he gets overshadowed by pato but hes been close here for years
>>154835290Motorsports is better than horseracing, because there's no animal cruielty.
>>154835136Come on, like you don't see an army of American flags going >lmao yuropoors btfo every chance they getIt was a fun race, Felix deserved it (Dave would've deserved it too), ignore flagbaiting toothpastes
>>154835290>>154835355Is a indycar a athlete
>>154835245Just give it some ambien
This was Helio's team when he won his 4th, neat.
>more lead changes than everhalf of them from the pooloo/dixon switcheroo or what
for david malukas this is the NTR IndyCar Series
>>154835274CHUG CHUG CHUG
>>154835224Dunno who that is, but the car he's driving is the crown point special. This is the car that won the first indy 500 Roger Penske attended as a kid. It sits in his gallery at the IMS museum.
>>154832800Coke 600 soon bros :) if you wanna see Legge wreck again
>>154835136this is true and actually pretty annoying
What if the Indy 500 is won by someone lactose intolerant? Then what?
Chris Meyers hasn't aged in 25 years
Unbelievable final lap by Rosenquist, he was arguably still in 3rd until the very last turn
>>154835528Yeah but his brain has aged 50 years
>>154835514They drink oj and get lynched
>>154835340He's Scandi, probably annoyed that the milk wasn't fermented
>>154835136Based Answer
>>154835514Emerson turned it down and drank OJ instead. Not because he's lactose intolerant, he owned a bunch of orange trees.
>>154835514then you drink the milk and spend an hour on the shitter
You just know Danica's snatch is dryer than the Sahara
Looked like Lil Dave was getting some milk too even though he finished 2nd
she's fucking jacked what the hell man
I want this
>>154835688imagine the pity sex
That was fucking wild, pass happened right in front of me
>>154835514fittipaldi wasnt lactose intolerant i believe but he chose some juice he was promoting instead of milk so yeah it can be anything really
Felix win lowkey saved Indy
>>154835290You have no idea how bitter I am I never got to see Gaius Appuleius Diocles dominate the circus maximus.
>>154834965>>154835169just checked, i'll post the webm soon but he didn't say a single thing, team just said the usual good job and stuff
>>154835921>meme driver who had amoeba moments
>>154835514too bad. deal with it. no joke it's in the rulebook that the winner must drink the milk. (the Emerson Fittipaldi rule)
>>154835708never cry in front of your gf/wife if you want to keep that relation going
>>154836659You can do that if you're a millionaire though. In fact you can do anything you want as long as you have enough money.
>>154836771https://youtu.be/A8MO7fkZc5o
>>154835845Its a rule now, has to be a type of milk
>>154835514There's lactose free milk
>>154836659Pretty sure that's his mom. Malukas is an incel like most zoomers
>>154838475well, we need more pictures to confirm
Posting ITT now is the same as the guys still hanging out in the infield partying.
>>154838536Nevermind apparently it is his gf, she just looks old
>>154839330based mommy issues enjoyer
>>154835290>>154835921This is the modern circus maximus and there is nothing wrong with that
>>154838680Yep