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How do we fix this piece of shit?
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corner multiball
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3 corners = penalty
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>>154835796
if the refs start to officiate games as per the rules then everything will be fine
the problem is finding a way to get refs to do that
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Step 1: pop every soccer ball
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>>154835796
allow fighting like they do in ice hockey
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>>154835796
corners are good, I'm glad proper corners are back instead of that short corner then pass backwards gay bullshit
the only thing that needs fixing is this piece of brid shit, get it OUT of my game
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>>154846286
step 2: shove up yo own a$$
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>>154846282
this. or VAR every corner goal and if any of the offensive players grabs one of the defenders cancel the goal. after a few weeks theyll get bored of it
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>>154835796
Just ensure players don't ram the keeper anymore. It cannot be that hard to be a big stricter
>>154846395
Why not make the fouled player take the penalty? Plus no fake-outs anymore. It's unfair that the keeper has to stick to the line at all costs while the shooter can delay shots as he pleases until the last step
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>>154835796
I think there will be a clamp down at the world cup with more yellows for holding because if they don't some team (England) will scum ball it to the final
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>>154846282
Refs are scared to go against big teams. West Ham vs Arsenal, 4 fouls in the box at essentially the same time, Trossard fouls first but it goes Arsenal's way because now the quality of the foul gets graded.
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>>154846282
>>154848574
>dude just call everything all the time
>dude just ensure all matches end 0-0
such a stupid argument originated by dorks who say "sportsball" without a hint of irony
as much as you guys hate handegg, it would be even worse if the reffies called holding on every single play (which they can do)
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>>154835796
Do something about the clusterfuck of players in the goal area.
>18 people in a 3 x 3 meter square
>kick ball there
>complete clusterfuck happens
>oh hey a goal
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>>154835796
stope letting players attempt to foul the keeper
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>>154835796
players have to be behind the 18 yard box until the ball is kicked
they are allowed to get a running start into the box as long as they dont cross the line until the ball is kicked
this has the added benefit of more contact injuries and concussions with players ramming into each other at high speed
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>>154835796
>no offsides
>bigger goals
>clock ticking to zero
>unlimited substitutions
>diving faggots get a red
>let them scrap like in hockey
>no ties, overtime pulls both goalies out
>scores are worth 2 points from shots inside box, 3 points outside box
>each possession needs to cross half-field line before 50 seconds after gaining possession

There, I fixed soccer.
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>>154852654
i meant outside the 18 yard box.
i originally said behind the penalty spot and forgot to change it. that could also work though.
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>>154852654
>as long as they dont cross the line until the ball is kicked
every team pushes this shit to the razor's edge, so get ready for every fucking corner to be scrutinized and subjected to frequent 11-minute VAR reviews down to the last pixel, because Chancel Mbumbu's toenail slightly protruding over the line gives him a crucial unfair advantage



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