Complete doig shit season subeditionReminder to keep schizo, do NOT take your meds, brace for mondialeposting, spam your gimmick and stay miracolazopilledPrevious >>154767318
Riomma :)
>post season depression already kicking in
>plays 18 games (half of the league)>finish only 3 goals behind the top scorer
negru
FORZA ROMA
My club doesn't play for another 3 months :)
gud seasono
next season's uefa rankings will be so dogshit primeira liga will fare better than serie a lmao
Jewvntini and bblanbanians in shambles
I came here to laugh at Milan.
>Spalletti: "We need players who raise the level, I've already spoken about it with Comolli and the club"t. SpallettiName them
>>154839186YOU SHOULD LAUGH LAUGH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154839156maybe stop pretending the trophy is beneath you and try winning the europa league? That way you'll have as many international trophies as Atalanta does this decade lol.
>make generic assumption about next season>immediately think about 'e strisciatethis tard wrangling league is so fucked
>>154839222Di nardo, artistico, purple Locatelli
>>154839222I’d give Salah a call, he doesn’t strike me as wanting to retire in Saudi/MLS just yet
Why exactly do they need to fire allegri again? Why isn't spalletti at risk too? Why wasn't fabregas sacked last year when he already had an european qualification tier squad and instead finished like 10th?
>no I didn't imply it will be Napoli, Roma and Como's fault sure thing buddy boy
real niggardly hours
So what happens now
serie asshole and especially jj need a strongman owner like mr mariankis who will dare oppose the marotta establishment
Thank god this season is finally over. Now I can watch shitty WC matches in the middle of the night instead and put the tv on snooze as sleep aid.
>waaaa, we're not in the world cup, we need a complete youth development overhaul, we need to stop importing Africans, and have coaches train players to be more aggressive>*proceed to change absolutely nothing*It will never not be funny to watch Napoli pass the ball back to the goalie all the way from 3/4 of the field if the opponent even so much as breathes in their general direction.
The impotent tard rage of gatti when they conceded the 2nd was the ultimate DNA ™ moment
>jewventus is kill>Duccio is nowhere to be found
>>154839222fucking bald fraud resign already
I've been edging and rubbing my nipples to the como and torino highlights. Milan and juve out of cl mmmmm I could bust with that sentence alone. Don't worry you'll get em next year guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuNt8-VFon0
as glad as one can be for Gasperini making it, how the fuck was that a pen? Players can't even man mark in the penalty area anymore because there's the risk a deflection or a cross might hit the arm they're using to feel the opponent.
>>154843057>how the fuck was that a pen?Take a woman, treat her badlyMake her wait for hoursDon't show up, and when you do call herAct like it's a rigore paa riomma
>>154840527Only Milan was supposed to miss CL. Juve missing out too made him binge "Emily in Paris" while he's prompting AI inside jokes for the /seriea/ juve discord.
Why didn’t AIPAC gave more money for Juve?
>>154845375too busy fighting Massiemiliano
perfect end to a great seasonworld cup will be very cozy
>>154846309>world cup will be very cozy
>>154839222I love how multiple managers just called the players sorry shitters by now, it's freeing
6th rebuild in 6 years while "Perin", "Cambiaso" and "Locatelli" are still at the club
>>154846588Cambiaso to Barcelona is a done deal apparently
>>154846309no italy means shant be watching
>>154846736I saw the WC tv spot yesterday and said out-loud how the fuck is it possible that we haven't qualified...really I'm still amazed
hanashi ni naran na
>>154846751we lost to norway and bosnia, if they don't make structural reforms we will never go to the World Cup again
>>154846751bastoni being a retard and french ref a bbc lover. otherwise would have been easy win
Why did he shoehorn his cuckold fetish in that?
>>154846754Amargo
>Teun Koopmeiners is the ONLY Juventus outfield player with over 1000 mins in Serie A without a G/A.
>>154846751Serie A coddles, rewards and encourages retards.Until this perspective is adopted, Italian football will continue to slide ever closer to Burundi's level
>>154846821Italy got toyed with for most of the game and seemed to have basically no game plan at all, the match against Northern Ireland was already a fairly disastrous performance. What would even be the point of going to a World Cup with a team that doesn't know what it's doing and has no identity? Go with a 3-5-2 like that and you're not getting out of the group stage anyway.
>>154843057>anon trying to make sense of refereeing decisions >all this whilst the head of the referees' committee is under investigation for matchfixing along with several his associates
>>154846974>Go with a 3-5-2 like that and you're not getting out of the group stage anyway.Tell that to the Italian coaches who don't even know what gegenpressing is, fucking dinosaurs
>>154846956Serie A teams do not invest in Italian young players, so much so that they prefer to buy them abroad already formed, if this trend is not reversed I foresee very hard times ahead
>>154846821>french ref a bbc loverBig bosnian cock?
>>154847023The same situation of excessive exoticism prevailed in the 2000s and yet the league, all things considered, was still of a decent standard in terms of homegrown talent.It is the very foundation of the competition that has been distorted, corrupted and completely undermined, all because no one wants to take responsibility for excluding from the sport those who have always been a crippling liability for everyone. The supposed top tier teams who provided nothing but debt and sporting disgrace continue to be rewarded for a variety of reasons (political, economic, media-related, or purely out of chauvinistic support), this is the crux of the matter. If Serie A claims that certain players are of incredible Champions League calibre, yet they shit bricks against Norway and Bodo/Glimt, conceding an avalanche of goals each time, it means that the league is no longer producing credible results, it’s no longer a reliable litmus test. Until this phenomenon is countered, Italian football will be closer to zero than to one.
>>154846854tfw koop became the if you watch the game you don't see Koopmeiners meme
Interbros who do we buy to make sure we can challenge for the treble next year? For now I think only the bosniak center back from sassyolo and fucking vicario are confirmed
>>154847272>Trent Alexander-Arnold’s week is set to go from bad to worse. After missing out on England’s World Cup roster, the Real Madrid fullback could soon face competition from Denzel Dumfries, who has emerged as a key target for the incoming José Mourinho.Dumbfries replacement
once upon a time
>>154847272>wanting printer in another champions league finalPlease do
>>154847272>For now I think only the bosniak center back from sassyolo and fucking vicario are confirmedPalestra, Manu Kone, Stankovic. We aren't buying Muharemovic..
>>154847716>Atalanta will sell gym to a direct competitor As big a brainlet as the gobbos I see
>>154847545how many world cup appearances has this superstar made?
>>154847721Palestra is a workhorse, but if they don't sell him we'll get someone else
Such a nice day, sun is shining, had an abundant breakfast, now it's time for a nice lunch and some good winelago duria
Let's not forget that Italy's friendly matches are coming up soon
>>154846821>there are people itt still believing the foul on balestra should have been a red cardwhat compels a human being gifted with rationality and free will to dedicate a significant portion of their lifetime to watching the same sport on television but then never, not even ONCE, read the fucking rules?
My post about thiago motta not having a job is the biggest gufatazza ever isn't it
>>154847807given the calcio allegiance of the anon you're replying to, I’m afraid your question is rhetorical
>>154847721Dea is atropelating themselves, they will finish 14th and they won’t compete for shit
>>154847804>Portieri: Donnarumma, Palmisani, Daffara (Motta) >Difensori: Palestra, Bartesaghi, Chiarodia, Mane, Reggiani, Ahanor, Kayode, Comuzzo (Ruggeri) >Centrocampisti: Pisilli, Casadei, Ndour, Lipani, Dagasso (Berti, Faticanti, Prati)> Attaccanti: Pio Esposito, Koleosho, Inacio, Ekhator, Venturino, Fini, Cherubini (Cacciamani)
>first time that jJ and bbilan both fail to qualify for the UEFA Champions League since its format change back in 1992/1993.>jJ hadn’t finished this low in the standings in 15 seasons
Thiago motta to milan 100%
>>154847862 The Hollywood circus at FIGC made Jonah Hill the Italian cittì, and that’s a gud thing (but the pious expositus scourge is still there)
>>154847864>falls apart if you do boar instead of bear Akira Tago is rolling in his grave
>>154847858>sell an overrated youngster for exorbitant prices, if anyone takes the bait>there are three more ready in the pipeline anywayI dunno, their business plan seems to be consistent with the club’s 'showcase' policy to me, regardless of the final result which they couldn't care less about because they're basically a mid-to-upper-table side
Faccio tutto io
>>154845517Kek
>>154847875Either nabule bblan or jewve are getting filipe Luis
Allegri will literally stay at milan you fucking poorfags
>Napoli have chosen Massimiliano Allegri to succeed Conte, chairman Aurelio De Laurentiis is already hard at work planning for the future. Despite Milan’s slump, the Napoli owner is determined to back him, a long-standing favourite he had already approached a year ago. Whilst Gerry Cardinale will decide in the coming days whether to officially relieve the Tuscan manager of his duties, Allegri has already opened the door to Napoli’s advances, thanks to his excellent relationship with De Laurentiis and his close friendship with sporting director Giovanni Manna
>>154848249Hopefully so we don't have to pay him another 5 millions for sitting on his ass all year
>>154848200He will do a Conte and ragequit on the teamWhy would someone of his caliber waste his time in bblan who have no clear future project
>>154847864this is what happens when DiFra doesn't get relegated. The timeline had to be altered.
cassano as bbilan coach
>>154848249I refuse to believe ADL is that retarded and it's just yellow press bullshit like all the time his friends claimed halal wanted him. Say what you want about muh giochismo, but Vesuvio has always been a team that tried to play calcio, Gonde was already a monstrosity there that only won thanks to Inzaghi.
>>154848515are we talking about the same De Laurentiis who signed Rudi Garcia, Mazzarri and Calzona all in one go?
>>154848249How fucking odd, no but soccer experts on this poorfag general (literally xitter calcio 2.0 mixed with Covo Rubentino discord server) assured me that allegri was a bollitazzo
>>154847716>We aren't buying Muharemovic..Wtf why? Also Stanković forgot about him, should be bretty gud
Tinfoil hat theory: Italian football died when Pizzighettone were disbanded
>>154848483Cassano would be seething all day over the footballers' zesty hairstyles
>Cardioanale hinting at a manager in the mould of FabregasEnter Vincenzo Italiano
WELL WELL WELLANOTHER SEASON ANOTHER 1ST PLACE
>>154848842Damm fanta is cataplasmis wins lol
Warra call-upazo huijsen
>>154848842Everyone stopped playing in october kek
>gennaro Gattuso has agreed to replace Maurizio Sarri at Lazio.
>>154848943nuke the italian peninsula
>>154848842congrats champ
>>154848131Allegri, Tare, Furlani and Moncada are all on their way out, with Ibra given the task of choosing their new coach.
>>154848943even Nesta would make more sense
If milan doesn't get thiago motta as coach I tribute teresa del sole and post it here.
>>154849125>with Ibra given the task of choosing their new coachw-what could possibly go wrong?
still can't believe >we won provinciali sisters
Literally why the FUCK aren't there any rumors of spalletti getting sacked? He ended up below GODllegri with a squad 200 gorillion times stronger despite being presented le epic mago luciano saviour of rubentus
>Grosso at Fiocretinathere goes another potentially gud manager into the t*scan meat grinder
I see the resident Zazzaroni isn't coping too well with the continued exposure of Allegro as a football manager
>>154849344Spalletti lost.
I love calciomercato...I wish I liked it too as a child, it would have made my summers so much better...
Snotalanta
If [REDACTED] goes to napoli and conte goes to the fucking shitalian NT it's the biggest mogging/cucking/humiliation in the history of soccer
ACCIUGHINA COME BACKFOR THE LOVE OF GOD I CAN'T DO THISI NEED YOU I DON'T WANT THE OTHER TUSCANIF >WE HAVE TO BE SHIT AT LEAST LET'S BE SHIT TOGETHER
the only way forward
case in point
/seriea/ should install a separate toilet here for the Allegri enthusiast, so he doesn't pass on his diseases to others
sp more like small penis
how many people are going to larp as lake fishermen next season?
>>154849420Allegri literally found a job IMMEDIATELY after it was over with milan, now some OTHER coaches *COUGH* loffa *COUGH* can't say the same............
>>154849494It all depends on whether the matches coincide with those of the Milan clubs
MomblANO suddently in its goated era once more, Allison pretty much a done deal according to him and La Rometta Agresta
Pep Guardiola to Napoli HERE WE GO!
But let's look at tudor's (another idolazzo rubentino) occupation status
Wtf a Berardi to Juventus rumour just flew over my house!
no but seriously how does Gattuso keep finding top tier jobs? He should be in serie c managing Perugia or Crotone by now.
>The corporate revolution at Juventus is cooling down: most executives are set to be confirmed, and Comolli’s departure is now less likely. Some additions to the organizational structure are possible, but decisions will come after further discussions. MY club REMAINS French
>>154849688>Sells FIAT to the Franch>Fills Ferrari with French>Fills Jj with FrenchWhat's actually wrong with Elkann
verified my email just to laugh at bbilanisti and jewentini ittHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
>>154849717>The Elkann family has French-Jewish roots tracing back to the Alsace region in eastern France. The surname itself is derived from the Biblical Hebrew personal name Elkanah (meaning "God has purchased").God has purchased? Dump it
Also did you guys notice Maurizio is still alive and kicking on twitter?It brings a smile to my heart
>>154849797He was in here yesterday
>>154849809did he post the spreadsheet?
>>154849832Not quite, just his few messages in Italian and a few badly taken screenshots of online news sites
>Sabatini humiliated himself on live television because he was seething so badlylole
>Going into next season, the only coaches who seem absolutely rock solid to remain are Cristian Chivu at Inter, Gian Piero Gasperini with Roma, Como’s Cesc Fabregas, plus probably Luciano Spalletti at Juventus.n-nani?!
>>154849911no anon, nani was man united player, he didn't become a manager
>>154849951>ten years ago
>>154849983Luckily, we've all become better people over this time
OYE COMO VAMI RITMOBUENO PA GOZARMULATA
Could Arrigo Sacchi fix AC Milan?
>Cardinale in final solution mode
goodbye giorgio. You showed us young italians that one can achieve big things and even lead his boyhood club. Thank you for your example
>>154850156There's something about his face but I can't tell what exactly lol
>>154850165he's the most danish-faced looking italian to ever livehis eyes are also so close together that he logs into his home's alarm systems using facial recognition technology intended for cyclopes
More Dolichocephalic specim... I mean players ar bbilan
imagine if Malen played for Benin
>>154849727lul
>>154849727interista too stupid to solve captchas? more likely than you think
>>154850365he posted riomma image
going to calcetto now.
154850373Most intelligent sfinterista
Neymar to jJ solves every gobbo issue but Mo he’s too old
Kayod-ACK!
>Allegri refuses to resign kek
>>154850453the severance package was promised to him 3000 years ago
Mentioned
>Cardinale realizing that Maldini was the one real negro in that whole societa and he had him whacked early
why are americans so bad at running football clubs? it shouldn't be that hard when you have a lot of money and there's a lot of people on site that have a lot of experience you can rely on
>>154850513didn't he want to start a project with Pirlo of all managers?
>>154850526>why are americans so bad at runningFTFY
>>154850526they trained the language model on the wrong serie A, it was the Colombian serie A data they used.
>>154847862what a retarded fat fuck, half of these players would warm the bench at cremonese.
>>154850526in the case of the amerilards at Milan, they were only interested in getting their hands on the AC
>>154850526The Americans only goal is blowing up the San Siro. Why I don’t know. But that much is obvious. Maybe some ancient Hebrew prophecy or something. Your guess is as good as mine.
>>154850597it's where the red sow is supposed to be sacrificed
>>154850575I mean it's time to rebuild anyway. Only Pep could fix Italy, but you'd have to give him unlimited power and carte blanche.
...
>>154850448I get it and approve, but why not bring in the couple of younger players that have done well this season and that don't play in the u21 like Casadei and Marcandalli?
>>154850620no thank you
>>154850607calling players from serie b and benchwarmers is still humiliating.
>>154850607>Pep & Fabregas turn shitaly into a Catalan Colony
>>154850645because calling up the serie a starters hasn't been humiliating enough yet
>Guardiola to Milan
>Klopp to jJ
>>154850513Maldini is a poorfag idol and was carried by actually good defenders throughout his entire career at milan
>danejeet went on another trip to Italy just to switch flags and avoid being made fun of after Milan's collapse
They’re talking about Iraola and Milan’s interest in him
>>154850682Huge downgrade from [REDACTED]
>>154850734>He recognized me In la capitale again for a while
>>154850750>if you don't think there is a difference between tactics in England vs Italy then sit this one out
>>154850769noice, if you extend your holiday you might catch a few CL matches
>>154850780That’s why I posted it kek
Dean Huijs-ACK
>>154850526they are just jewish money launders comin to destroy all soul
>After the disappointment of last year, the mandate ownership set for the Club was to return to the Champions League and to establish a foundation for winning consistently at the top of Serie A.>for the majority of this season, we were in the top two positions in Serie A, with a credible shot at competing for the Scudetto. The final stretch was completely inconsistent with the performance up to that point, with last night’s disappointing loss in the final game turning the season into an unequivocal failure.>It is now time for change and a comprehensive reorganization of football operations. Effective immediately, we are parting ways with CEO Giorgio Furlani, Sporting Director Igli Tare, Head Coach Massimiliano Allegri and Technical Director Geoffrey Moncada. We thank each one for their hard work and dedication to AC Milan during their respective tenures.
he's named Geoffrey?
Geoffrey Keighley
DamnI feel bad for TareHe got fucked over by ShitlegriI remember he was saying they were planning for 4-3-3 and then the asshole Allegri fucked him over with the 3-5-2Then again if it's him who appointed Allegri... tough luckI want to see half the squad soldLeao Puli Tomerdi Salashit Fodderana Bartefodder Spicenez etc. gtfo
Loftus-cazzobros... we safe
ousting maldini and selling tonali was insanity
>casa Milan>negru running on the roofpottery
>>154850719Shut up bitchAllegri lost
>>154850607How could Poop fix Calcio exactly? By importing Spanish players?You would literally need to give him 20 years of autocratic control over the whole federation including youth academies if you want him to fix this shitty league. Italian papers would make him commit suicide.
>nigga is literally called ped guardiola gee I wonder how he would fix shitalian football
>>154852054fucking kek I only noticed
Read a Robinson or Robertson or whatever the dude's name is rumor I'd get him but I'm afraid of the L*vershit DNA overload with Alisson Rae coming aswell
>>154852311Wait he plays in the Cambiaso role lmao BUY RIGHT NOW INSTANTLY
>Casteddu's only away wins this season before last weekend were against Torino, Viola and Lecce at least Allegri has calcio's kwaboty well and truly locked down
>>154851851Bartesaghi staying. Rest on that list probably going in the garage sale.
IL POMPIERE PAURA NON NE HA
In yesterday's match, Vlahović scored twice as many goals as Kolo Muani has scored in the entire Premier League season
Jesus fucking CHRIST Elkann
>>154853636GRIM
>>154853636>>154853647unironically looks good, reminds me of the late 90s, 00s coupes
>1 million euro interior
>>154853745Without the coupes sleekness and sporty looks, it's literally an Autozam/Honda Beat on steroids, not a Ferrari
>>154853850
>>154848200>(YOU)
if RedBird hire Paratici as sporting director after the Tottenham shenanigans they’re worse of than keeping Tare
>>154853636>>154853647They managed to make a worse looking car than the new Mercedes AMG I kneel
There’s no way Iraola is dumb enough to go to Milan
https://onefootball.com/editorial/42921064?language=en
Emery should join Juve or Milan to assure a UEL and thus a champions league spot
Allegri has his fair share of responsibility, but I fail to the see the burgers' "vision" with his sacking. Do they really believe they can change the manager and get up to something with the absolute trash they have in the squad? Because they have been at it since Pioli left and no dice. Maybe is time to cut your loses and admit that Leao should be playing in Udinese and their "scouting" has been complete garbage—at this point some random AI could give you a better assessment in that regard .The same goes for Juventus; none of their current first team shitters would see any play a decade or so ago.
Good morning!>Cardinale is evaluating, together with his collaborators, the future managerial structure of Milan in a moment considered delicate.At the center of the decisions would be Zlatan Ibrahimovic, who should choose the new sporting director, and the club's board member Massimo Calvelli, who will select the new Chief Executive Officer.>Milan is looking for a coach like Fabregas. No to Conte. Allegri, Tare and Furlani out. No to Galliani. Leao on the marketIbras targets: Thiago Motta, Andoni Iraola, Xavi Hernandez, Mark Van Bommel, Vincenzo Italiano>Milan met with Andoni Iraola in London already during last week. First face-to-face introductory meeting between the parties. The Spanish coach is primarily being pursued by Crystal Palace, which has been pushing hard for weeks.Scaroni will deal exclusively with stadium matters, distancing himself from the sporting side. Cardinale will be the only one to define important choices on the football level.>Yesterday Zlatan Ibrahimović had dinner with Cardinale. Together, they will choose the CEO, sporting director, and head coach. The final decisions will arrive within 7 days.The core is rotten. CardinalZ and ibraZ need to go. Going for a literally who? Coach again. This will be another fonseca debacle. Shame on them. Only Conte/Maldini can save AC Milan. All the work and foundations destroyed because of an ugly rat like ibra and his manlet cassano. What a disgrace.Also>Drake released three albums in one night, crashing spotify world wide.
>>154854705>not one mention of AIA chief referees being investigated for match-fixing>not one mention of FIGC's rampant corruption>not one mention of Lega Serie A evident dishonesty, incompetence and cronyism in senior positions>not even a mention of the clear influence that Italian politics wields over football (bailing out bankrupt clubs that have nothing to offer)Gee I wonder who could come up with this such a hasty and superficial view of the movement, completely ignoring the fact that the data and findings on which they base these trite conclusions are fundamentally flawed
>>154854705>too many 3-5-2 2-7-2 chads keep winning
>selling one of the best players in the world because he cant handle it with his small egoIbraZ need to go
>Coop launches its most intrasting spring promotions>Twinkazzo is back in town
>twinkazzo's /seriea/ account goes for sale a couple of days ago>bwinkazzo starts posting
>>154859176the amerilards who took over milan couldn't care less about the football side of things. always bear in mind that the current owner has openly admitted to learning about the club's prestige by looking it up on wikipedia. so for them, it's all about overpriced merchandising, lucrative stadium experiences for tourist fans and player trading.as usual, anyone whose identity doesn't fully align with unabated commercialism and the pursuit of profit can be shown the door in the blink of an eye. it makes no difference to those who don't know much about the sport whether the staff consists of snakes like furlani or someone like allegri or tare, who despite what people may say ultimately know their stuff
>With Massimiliano Allegri recently sacked by Milan and not interested in the job, the race for the role of Italy NT manager is a two-horse race between Roberto Mancini and Antonio Conte, both currently without a club following their respective spells at Al-Sadd and Napoli. Mancini has expressed a strong desire for a comeback following his departure in 2023 and is prepared to take a pay cut to €2 million a season in order to sign a four-year contract running until the 2030 World Cup
>Galatasaray is ready to offer a 10 million plus bonuses per season contract to Rafa Leao. Turkish derby with Fenerbahçe, who made a move for Rafa in recent days. No contact yet with Milan. Possible price between 40 and 50 million.LMAOOOOO. You can add a x3 to that price
I have a feeling this summer will produce the best cooptwinkazzo posting ever
Gerry you fat Jew sell the fucking club so >we can get Maldini back
Gala fans posting come to fener Fener fan posting come to gala type of situation
>"Why should we hire you?", "But you called me": the Comolli-Gasp phone call and its sliding doors
I've reached a point where I hate ultras more than sbirri
>>154860819>>154860978kek only jjust things
intrasting
>>154861030Worse, that's Riomma, strazio bbilan and Foggia ultras
what time is Italy's first group match?
daily reminder that juventus was ROBBED by corrupt referees and that sfinter belongs in serie b
>Tomiyasu is available for freeGrimolli do it
>Milan have sacked coach Massimiliano Allegri and directors Giorgio Furlani, Igli Tare and Geoffrey Moncada, a move that could cost the Rossoneri up to €22m, according to Gazzetta.lul
First Light reviews are up
>Modric to leave bbilan
>>154861765nine months in and he soon realised that calcio isn't really Serie A material
>>154861577>reviews 1 hour before release>no preloadThis better be good, I've been looking forward to this since they stopped making new maps for Hitman.
>Milan-Iraola new meeting to try to close in the next few hours.Conte is literally again ready to join and save >us and they go for a nobody. Incredible...
I thought Raiola died
>A meeting is currently taking place between Manna and Italiano. Napoli appear to have decided on their next manager, they are now finalising the details of a deal that is expected to be a two-year contract worth €3 million net per season
What do Italian journos even talk about for the next mi th and a half?
sarri to atalanta. intrasting choice. said no to nabules
did my nigga Fugazzola play? Was anyone watching Francafrique?
>>154862265about how impressive, competitive and powerful Serie A is, or how many foreign players are willing to join the top clubs of their own accord
>According to Monica Colombo, a journalist for Corriere della Sera, "the rift between Allegri and Ibrahimovic, which has roots way back, occurred in a restaurant in the presence of Furlani and Tare, who had to physically separate the coach and the Swede."
It's Afrance
>>154862302Milan legend Zlatan Ibrahimovic
Rafa is going...They destroyed Milan again. No words.
>>154862453Milan Fashion Week will have to find a metrosexual model of the same height
Elkann might be the only jew in existence without business sense
>>154852311Robertson is a very good player but it's indicative of Serie A's problem these days, signing players aged 32+ and on the decline and then still expecting to compete with the best in England, Spain, Germany and Paris
>>154862519Signing old players is the least of the league's problems
>>154862535It's a different kind of kino
>>154862543If you're from the Third World, yes
https://x.com/f1bigdata/status/2059262970601844952Montezemolo to Jj mkay
Luca Cordero di Montezuma
Montezhegrova
Luca cordero montezemita
What will it take to get rid of Gerry and his sidekick minion Ibrahim (ovic)
>The reasons behind the breakdown between Tare and Furlani at AC Milan:Ricci was signed by Furlani without the approval of Tare and Allegri (his agent Busardò is a friend of Furlani).>Furlani did not want Xhaka (Tare’s choice). Busardò then received a new mandate from Furlani to negotiate for Hojlund and prepare the backup plan (Harder).Furlani blocked negotiations between Vlahovic and Tare for financial reasons.>In panic mode, Furlani spent €35M on Nkunku at the end of the transfer window, taking advantage of his strong relationship with Chelsea FC.Furlani also refused to sell Gimenez, whom he had signed for €31M in winter 2025, in order to avoid losing credibility in the eyes of the owner.Circus :○) and now we lose rafa. They destroyed Milan. Again.
The SECOND allegri gets pushed out of the club milan's squad suddenly becomes garbage that needs to be completely rebuiltOdd, just yesterday experts ASSURED me it was already complete, stacked, and ready to win the league but le ebil alekre couldn't unlock its devastating potential because le dinosauro
>>154862855two more jars of hair pomade
edit idea vIBRAva
>>154863149Flygon is a very goyim coded Pokemon btw
>Belgio, scuolabus investito da un treno: morti due ragazzini, l'autista e un accompagnatore>È una tragedia", ha affermato il ministro federale della Mobilità del Belgio Jean-Luc Cuck>I ragazzi coinvolti nell'incidente frequentavano la Richtpunt Campus Buggenhout, un istituto di istruzione speciale per studenti con disturbi comportamentali, emotivi e dello spettro autistico>Su X interviene la presidente della Commissione europea, Ursula von der Leyen: "Sono rimasta profondamente colpita nell'apprendere del tragico incidente tra un treno e uno scuolabus avvenuto oggi a Buggenhout, dobbiamo aumentare il sostegno finanziario a Ucraina il prima possibile."Belgios are you all right?
>>154863200>the minister's nameevidently not
>Jean-Luc CuckIs this some 5d /serieass/ shitpost
>Jean-Luc Cuck
>>154863077This, just two seasons ago there was still the (really small) possibility that Milan won the scudetto and the coppa that season.They had already won the super coppa
And mo invio sto curriculum
A serious management would take conte or guardiola
bbilan is the ground Pokemon type of football
>>154863348Poop and Cunte aren’t dumb enough to come here mate if >we are lucky we get the Iraola but the grim news is Paratici is likely to be the new sporting director
>>154863348Why would you go from the actual allegri to allegri derivatives
one won the league while playing a single match per week, the other finished 5th while playing a single match per week, it's pretty self evident.
>>154863348cassano solves it
>Pellegatti: The top candidate for the sporting director position is Txiki Begiristain former Barcelona and Manchester City director. For the CEO role, the names on Cardinale and Calvelli’s table are Michael Edwards from Liverpool and Giovanni Carnevali.Also picrel AC Milan Third 2026/2027
>>154863441Here is your (You)
>>154863434This "without european competitions" thing is literally only considered a factor in serie ass
>>154863493No you don't understand, valencia will win the next laliga title because they don't have european competitions, if they don't it's a fallimentazzo bello and buono
>That's a Christmas sweatshirt lmao
I have to agree with bbilan fans, braless women are the future
>>154863446>Giovanni CarnevaliThe merger of the Milanese clubs takes another decisive step
Just bet my entire ingentissimo patrimonio on brentford taking the next premier league home since they have no european competitions and they don't have maxosaurus as coach
proving Cassano right is a bigger career failure than losing any kind of final or world cup qualification playoff.
Anybody mentioned failures and finals?
>>154863631>cassano: "allegri, who coaches a relegation-tier team with 0 support from the club and has basically been sabotaged when he was in 2nd place, won't finish in the top 4"OMG CAZZANO WAS RIGHT HOW DID HE DO IT?????????????
>>154863684Dont feed the troll
Massimiliano Allegri = Ferrari Luce, sexy, great to drive, incredibly fast and targeted to very rich people (the good people)Antonio Conte, Maurizio Sarri = Ferrari F40, a literal shitbox but poorfags like it because uuuuuuuh videogaymes are cool okay, even poorfags can afford it, unreliable and very slow
Ferrari Luce looks like a collab between Ferrari and swatch
>BREAKING: Manuel Locatelli has been named as SofaScore’s Serie A player of the season, 2025/26.
https://x.com/anto_galli4This is the kind of people who hate Massimiliano Allegri and the Ferrari Luce.They are poor, they are nazis, they rape children
>>154863819
I see the resident Zazzaroni is still in the denial stage
>>154863819as a sofa baller he was indeed the best
Calcio /xs/ idea: Manuel Sofatelli
/pol/troon & sofa
calcetto status: victory in the bag
calcetto status: scored one goal already but it looks offside so they'll take it away
>>154864132>“Journalists say it was a total disaster, but other teams didn’t even get there. Other teams were on the sofa watching what Inter would do.sofa enjoyer spotted
Oh no I'm so jealous of my team not being the subject of the record for the biggest humiliation in European history
>>154864167is your team even in ucl next season? :^)
>allegedly ADL saw the lightwe will all be larping as vesuvian next year, yes we.
>>154864175Yes? Any concerns?
>Writer Roberto Saviano, author of Gomorra, has spoken out again on Instagram about the investigation into the leadership of the Italian Referees' Association: "From the information that has emerged so far, Inter would come out of it devastated. Rumours from the editorial offices suggest that every possible attempt was made to halt the investigation. It seems they did not succeed, we shall see and verify this in the coming weeks. Until Milanese football faces proper trials, we will not have a healthy football league. But the question is: can football, in the most corrupt of worlds, ever truly be healthy?"
the only people that don't lose finals are the losers that went out in the semifinals #factos
>Roberto Saviano to Emilio Targia: "My battle with Inter has just begun. Today the most mafia-ridden and corrupt city in Italy is Milan"
>Ibrahimovic and Cardinale in talks with Ralf Rangnick: the idea is to entrust him with the role of coach-manager
>inter gets penalized>the penalty is small enough to finish fourth
>Ralf Rangnickbut what did he tell him?
If he worked at Jmedical he'd be called Calf Ragnarok
>>154864334lmao
>>154864334christ almighty
>>154864334Omegakek
Resident Evil: Jmedical
ELKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNN
>>154864638Stop with the SUV slop ffs
Watching Blade Runner 2049
