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>>154838891Anime
>another flyover SNB matchupwhy do they keep doing this?
Total small ball death.
>>154838891But we’re back
how to cope with your club losing 2 ball games in a row?
>>154839039Ask the cubtroons with their losing streak
>>154838891>spankees
>>154839039I recommend suicide
SACRAMENTO PADRES!
>>154839063Only people over 50 call them that.
>>154839083Stop
TY FRANCE
My Doyers won again btw
What a bad day for the Blue Jays. Is Dylan Cease going to make it out of surgery?
>>154839039How to cope with your club having the best run differential and getting shutout 2 games in a row?
Ryan Weathers is back down to a 3.14 ERA.
>>154839161Oh the dodgers took over run differential now. Nevermind.
>>154839135they forgot the scene where Decoy took a dump in left field
Braves are luck merchants
>>154839145nah its over, theyve already cremated him
>>154839039Try 3 (again)
>>154839123
>gay barvesyeah i'm thinking the Dodgers were the best team in baseball all along
I thought it was fun to be toxic, but I don’t think I really like being filtered.
>>154839249Filter this bussy
Luckbros... It's over we had a good run but now it's time to disband our clubs....
>>154839135Does it talk about how it saved Ohtani’s 3 team parlay that day
>>154839083this is the most beautiful ballpark in recent MLB history
>>154839135Did he personally illustrate that? It’s awful and plastic. Decoy I mean
>>154839083There's genuinely a good chance they get this built. The A's will still leave for Vegas tho so it's gonna be an expansion team
>>154839135What is this supposed to teach kids?
>>154839356it teaches them what those doggies doo
>>154839356It's mainly aimed at kids from Asian countries who still eat dog meat
>deadballs in the 8thcome on Manfred, let us have one...
>pitcher challenges>catcher is giggling because he knows it's going to standkek
pitchers whiffing on challenges by full inches will always be funny
Mariners.
nigga named bradgley
As about to twist the dagger in the padres back
im just gonna play through Final Fantasy Tactics instead of watching the Mets this year
>POODRES BAU BAU!
lmao poodres
Just checked the box score, King didn’t even get through 4 innings? I knew he was either going to have a stinker or get hurt after that career game he had in the World Series.
Michael King? More like Michael Queen.
there's much louder chanting than normal this game, did some tarps off shit happen and the crew is rightfully not acknowledging that gay shit, or is there just a bunch of loud dudes today
The padres cloned Julio Urias, added a dash of South American Indio and named him “Bradgley”
Anyone got a webm of that pete alonso error?
Losing the sweep to the A's is like winning the world series for cowboy fans fuwawa and prrrt poster
>My Jints :)
>mcneilyou can take the batter out of queens....
>>154839083have the a's even started their ballpark in vegas yet?
Kino tarps off crowd in SD
>>154839787Yes
>>154839794>combined color is poo brownkek
>>154839794wrong fans taking their shirt off imo
>that challenge
That’s almost as bad as a Fermin challenge
the As are throwing
>pitcher challengeskek!
setting up for a Tatis walk off grand slam
>>154839900*walk off GIDP
>>154839900lol lmao even
>padres renamed their stadium dog to the FTD Dog (Fuck The Dodgers)>change it back after "controversy"KWAB
>>154839223kek
>>154839962>"controversy"was it a handful of tweets and one butthurt woman writer who doesn't even watch baseball?
>poodrepacosDodgers won btw :)
tatrash needs to get back on the dewormer or whatever his excuse was
el nino CACA
TATIS FUCKING JR TIES THE GAME FIEST HOMER OF THE YEAR!!!!!
>>154839974No one would've cared if Jomboy didn't post about it apparently
Padres win first = Dodgers WILL also winDodgers win first =/= Padres will win
>>154839982Everyone cares dodgerchad
Tatis had a good game today, so it's not even his fault.
https://timesofsandiego.com/sports/2026/05/22/fernando-tatis-lawsuit-contract-advance-teen-big-league-advance/>San Diego Padres star Fernando Tatis Jr.’s lawsuit against a talent prospector who fronted the then-18-year-old prospect $2 million in exchange for paying the firm 10 percent of his future earnings has been dismissed. and 10% of his earnings immediatly skimmed off the top by jews KWAB
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154839974Somehow in current year 2011+15 people haven't learned that internet "controversy" isn't real and if you just ignore it it will go away.
The most diabolical incident at the Padres game was at the 5th the Poodres had bases loaded and no outs and the A's pitcher was starting to get butterfingers instead of letting him hit balls (which he swung 4 times in succession) they swung and miss. Total Poodres deserved loss
>>154840063Kek seethe elliot rodger maker
The need to trade Tatis Jr but the odds of him suddenly getting good somewhere else breaks my heart. Is that lawsuit really that important to him :/
>>154840067The poodres identity is barely winning against bad teams that hand them the game. A’s just couldn’t do that today.
>>154840104Tatis had 3 hit day today, not his fault the rest of the offense decided not to back him up today
Yea now everyone gets to watch my tigers win a game
>>154840137No
>>154840137that's what you said a few hours ago
>>154840159Please
>>154840113So.... Dodgers..? That's why Padgers alliance exist.
>>154840025what was he trying to argue? that the contract was unfair to the point of being illegal? i mean, they never misrepresented what they were doing. they did this with other players and some of those guys did not make it.
The padres should sign Ryback
Let's go Rangers!
this is a pretty cool promotion
>>154840403Were not amused
>>154840025there are like 5 Jews who play MLB baseball and one of them founded this company. One of the other ones got caught doing roids and went scorched earth on the testing protocol and ruined the tester's life just to get away with it. It's crazy how these fucking kikes keep getting away with it
>>154838891Should be a Mets fan wearing that bag
Gotta love how the tarps off trend is making Twitter trannies and reddit soys seethe kek
tarps off for harambe
>>154840500whatever makes you feel less gay, bro. it'll only be worth it when the female fans start doing it
Robbie Ray walked 7 fucking people and we still lost to him today are you fucking kidding me right now?
Guys, please watch the tigers
>>154840530>Guys, please watch the tigersyou mean the bengals? its not football season
>>154840530no please don't jinx it
>>154840500It's the most soulful trend I've seen in a while. Does it exclude women because you have to take your sure shirt off to participate? Yes, but who fucking cares. Let the guys have fun. Do everything has to be equal.
tarps off is already a dumb thing that started this year, but doing it when your team is losing by multiple runs is even worse
>>154840530Kek the Orioles vs. the Tigers, someone has to win that game right?
>>154840403they're just stealing from the cubbies
>>154840530I already told you no!
I'm thinking my NATS have a shot at the World Series this year. What say you, faggots?
>>154840500why are people seething about it? if this is one way to get young people going to baseball games i'm all for it
>>154840764It's also going to get pedophiles into the game.
>>154840796that's what vtuber nights are for
Guys please watch my tigers. I don't know when they will win again. Please
>>154840890>detoilet
>trashionalskwab
total nats meltdown rn
Tromp 2028
Hyesong Kim looks better in this game than he did against the Brewers earlier today
We won a game!
disgusting
>>154841247>>154841259SUCK A DICK YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS!! NATS WIN NIGGERS!!1!
are any players today as good as mickey mantle?
>>154841469who?
>Only game left is two of the worst AL West teams
so close Barfs
>>154841484fair enough
I’m a virgin. But I’m going to grab my wife’s ass in a minute.
Cubbies got the broom today
>>154841590stfu
>>154841590which end?
Cubbies swept those cheaters
>>154841518Based. Just came home after a day out with the family. Put the kids to sleep and railed my wife over the couch. Then saw a litty Nationals victory
ggs brewers, cya in augustdoyers back in la to face the rox tomorrow
I think a baseball gf is the thing that could finally fix me, even if she is a stinky Dodgers fan
https://x.com/CleGuardians/status/2058636666726732272BAZZANA BOMB
They made Judge hitting garbage time regular season home runs against the Rays into a cartoon!!!!!!
>>154842244Bluey is better
>>154842305This but unironically. That Bluey 'sode about playing cricket is dank, and I don't even like Australians
>>154841768She turned me down
>>154842432as a parent I can say that Bluey is 100% based
>>15484220398% of female Dodger fans are overweight latinas, the cute white girls who wear the attire do it for fashion
>>154839135is that a legal pitch?
>>154840721unlikely, but it was cool seeing them deal the barves a series loss
>>154842432>and I don't even like Australiansgive aussies a chance!
>>154842534>overweight latinashell yea
>>154842534The social commentary (whether intentional or unintentional) of different dog breeds being good at different things is, in fact, basedPic unrelated, it's a sweet episode about sportsmanship, doing your best, etc
>>154841333We finally got one
>>154842432>and I don't even like Australians
>>154842853youre just saying that to be mean
>>154842897hey man, I wasn’t the one who said it
I do love my frens down undah <3
>>154842950youre just saying that for plausible deniability
>>154842853I don't think anyone likes aussies, but they have some hot lasses and them pronouncing no as naaauuurrr is cute
Ohtani went through a similar transformation and yet you're viciously attacked if you call it out
Angels cooking right now
KEK rags
>rags
>Ragu
ANGELS WIN ON AN ERRORANGELS SWEEP ON AN ERRORGG RANGERS
Holy kek the ALWest is gonna go through a minor league park in Sacramento
>>154843288I have faith in the Marinaras to put it together
For me, it’s the Las Vegas Athletics, the best baseball team
>baseball over for the night>check Apehoop score>72-48>check other series>3-0this sport is gay
>>154843310Why?
>>154843440I don't follow them closely, but how could they go from a ALCS g7 team to losing in a minor league division? It seems more likely that they'll put it together and sneak into the post
>>154843427The hockey game is tied dummy.
>>154843478You don't understand.https://x.com/i/status/2058632194583847403
>>154843493I only watch hockey when they fight
>>154842244>9th inning>game tied at 0-0>garbage time I’m not sure you deserve human rights.
>>154843546They were fighting and punched really hard and a lady showed her boobs and you missed it.
The Yankees are gay.
>>154843566I’m not talking about today specifically dumbass
Salt Lake Angels now!
>trying to get into shape this seasonpray for me
>>154843603I think you are retarded really
Luck merchants confirmed kek tampon gayhttps://x.com/mlb_simulator/status/2058563984689656092?s=46
>>154843677shut the fuck up you fucking faggot
>>154843427there's MLS
>>154843813lol, suck my dick you little curly haired bisexual gremlin freak.
>>154843540wow that looked lazy
late but gg brewers. decent ballpark you got there. you all turn up, about 9/1 brewer/dodger fan ratio all weekend by my estimate.here, play the cap game, will post the answer shortly
>>1548441645
>>1548441645 you faggotty assed bitch.Goddamn I would ass fuck both of them bitches
>>1548441641
thinking about pulling the triggerare there ever sales on the official merch store?
>>154844431You think you're fucking clever, don't you?Fuck you.
>>154844546where's the parking lot?
>>154844431She'll look in the box because she knows she doesn't live in a high trust society and that nigger Anne tried to steal it.
>>154844546I enjoy all my posts
>>154844575Suck a fucking dickI'm just having some fun with you, my man. Enjoy another beautiful photo of a ballpark
>>154844234>>154844414>>154844431
>>154844898Gawd I could suck a fucking dick right now
Befuckinate this berdhole
>>154844919that girl in the middle is cute
>>154844940i fucked her
>>154844960how was it?
>>154844989bad, i have a tiny penis and i was very scared. she laughed at me
>>154845013the hottest girl ive fucked told me I was terrible in bedshe was a legit 9 though so I still chalk it up as a win
Detmers is so fucking back
>>154845042
>>154845032
>>154844919I called it. I fucking called it. This was me: >>154844414Drink load, shitassJust kidding, bud. Just having some fun. Have another ballpark pic!
>>154845042I really hope he fucking becomes the ace he was born to be He reminds too much of Heandog in the worst possible way and it makes me sad because I know he’s better than that
>>154845074are you funspie
>>154845121I don't keep up to date with the namefag bullshit on these gennies. Anyways I'm not nor do I know who that cocksucker is
>>154845061Pitcher wins is such a dumb stat lol Bachman almost blew it and gets the win meanwhile Detmers goes off and gets a no decision.
>>154845164it is for relievers, for starters it still has value
>>154845160Split his azz boh
>>154845401
Big Spunk has spoken
poopoopeepeecacadoodoopoodres
>>154845632so true kek
>BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPSorry
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I WANNA USE LIVVY DUNNE AS MY PERSONAL FLESHLIGHT!
https://voca.ro/1euHUAUB8VWr
>>154845717Put me in coach
>>154845723EBIN MAYMAY XD
Who's your favorite old-timey ballplayer? For me, it's Ty Cobb:>built his own homemade bats>father was killed by his mother>used to walk with his dogs to the ballpark for games>dedicated to winning, died friendless but incredibly wealthy>beat the fuck out of a handless spectator who was heckling him, ignored the crowd's appeals for mercy>had to be restrained by his teammates after he knocked an umpire down and started choking him during a post-game fight>got stabbed in the back by a group of three muggers on his way to a game, finished the game with two singles and an RBI>said that baseball "was no pink tea", which sounds ridiculous now but back then probably sounded incredibly badass>looks like a hard motherfuckerWhat a legend
>>154845089Based Norm enjoyer
>>154845717Shit, I wish I had a woman supporting me. Honestly happy for them. It's rare for a celebrity couple to seem like they actually love each other. I've seen the Paul Skenes/Bobby Witt Jr. meme that Livvy posted, and you can only do that if you actually love the guy.
>>154843581that's a minor league ass logo if i've ever seen one, fitting for a minor league tier team
>>154844658>have prime Trout and Ohtani>do nothingAngels don't deserve anything
>>154845814Not a fan of the Tampon Bin Gays, but what's the deal my silly nigger? Did a member of that ballclub fuck your girl or something? Did she make you sit in the cuck chair as Shane McClanahan and Junior Caminero spitroasted her?
>>154844658>Multiple LCSShould be replaced with "1+ Pennant wins"
>>154845835They deserve a non retarded owner who actually gives a shit about fielding a competitive team.
>>154845973No they don't. last thing LA needs is ANOTHER good team
*loses*
>>154845973>sell the team!heh... I'd rather sell my ass to the highest bidder
>>154845778He stole home 54 times according to Baseball Almanac
>>154846119>1893holy fuck. what's the league record?
>>154845717God I hate bottle blondes
>>154846223Based homosexual
>>154846223Found the Mets bugposter
>>154845717this is the post
>>154846016
>>154844658/we/ have two postseasons
>>15484619545.2 by Tigers in 1962
>>154846243you aren't supposed to do that in NY?
>BREAKING: The Yankees have acquired switch hitting catcher and 2023 silver slugger winner Adley Rutschman from the Baltimore Orioles.
>poodres
>>154846413I want to refuse to believe but then i remember the period sox are known suckers for trades
FAGvin FAGilliams kek!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MBhWrhwaeqA
>>154846424Kek what a KWAB
>fagilliams kek
It's a lolmets kinda weekend!>It's only May!!Lmfao
>yankees win>dodgers win>cubs lose>mets losetough day for discordtrannies kek
>>154846470ANDYP, BABY
>>154846470Yankees won a championship recently?
Brewers think Dodgers knew what pitches were coming against Robert Gasser.Andy Pages was not subtle about his hand and arm movements from his spot near second base in the fourth inning, seemingly signaling to the hitter at the plate what pitch was coming.And there was nothing the Milwaukee Brewers could do about it.Pages appeared to know what was coming via some sort of tell from either pitcher Robert Gasser or catcher Gary Sánchez during the game-swinging at-bat in the Los Angeles Dodgers' 11-3 romping May 23 at American Family Field. That inning, the Dodgers scored four runs to erase a 3-0 deficit and never looked back.
>>154846423We will trade Croney and Waldron, Fermin for Chapman and Sanbria, and you will like it.
it do be like thay
>>154846919Switch the person and it's true.
>>154846955you know the poodrepacos are self hating kektell us about how you tan in the summer o algo
>>154846963classic doyerpaco moment
I am pumping so hard
>>154846829good fuck em, brewers are known cheaters
What superstition or routine do you do before a game to settle the nerves?
>>154847471I take it up the ass
>>154847542LFGM
I'm the only heterosexual on /mlb/
>>154847642Queen out this diva
Never schedule games in Ohio on Memorial Day Weekend.
Travis Bazzana leads Cleveland in OBP, AVG, and wRC+.
>>154847938that was a verified bazzana BOMB yesterday you were right about him at lead off man
>>154847967it's mostly about the OBP and the speed, homeruns are a nice bonus though
>>154847976well yeah, he was 3 from 4 hits
>>154847984Hopefully he'll lead by example and everyone stops popping up on the first fucking pitch all the time
YOU SHOULD SEETHE CELEBRATIONOUT OF THE INDIANS' 3RD BASE DUGOUTRAJAI DAVISA BULLET
Is it over for the Mets? It's over, isn't it.
>>154848133with Junior playing shortstop, what did you expect? he's ubatz
wow texas guy
>>154839794>MLB would rather have this over Hololive Night or any other weeb nightAbsolutely disgusting
2 more weeks until baseball goes into hibernation on /sp/ for the FIFA World Cup.
>>154848164what type of beer would this be?
>>154844658Dodgers have 3 championships. They are in a tier of their own.
>>154848223I don't know the details myself, but it's called The Premium Malt's, and apparently it's a 100% malt pilsner-style premium beer manufactured and sold by Suntory.https://www.suntory.com/our-brands/beer.html?ke=mn
>>154848190FIFA WC game threads are like 90% coombait
>>154845778Read the Al Stump biography "Cobb". He was a legend off the field as well as on it. Here is an amazing quote from the book:>"Lake Tahoe friends of Cobb's had stopped visiting him long before, but one morning an attractive blonde of about fifty came calling. She was an old chum- in a romantic way I was given to understand, in bygone years- but Ty greeted her coldly. 'Lost my sexual powers when I was sixty-nine,' he said when she was out of the room. 'What the hell use to me is a woman?'
>>154848415this quote will trigger the /mlb/ simps lmao
are women allowed to participate in tarps off?
>>154848467>tarps off>bears fans painting their nails is sports making fans gay?
>>154848335here in denmark the standard beer is pilsneri was just wondering about that at Japanese stadiums
>>154845778that crazy guy who would chase firetrucks
porked the missus early this morning and my club is off today. Might watch some 99s kinos
Sorry meant 90s - dropped a well formed mest in the toilet as I posted
>>154848532off day on Memorial Day seems like schedule malpractice
>>154848467no, female nipples are obscene
>>154848467Unless they want to be fired from their jobs or be the gossip topic in the neighborhood.
>>154848532I'm sure your right hand is satisfied
>>1548485381999 was a great year for movies so you have lots of options even if you stuck to that.
>>154848479I just learned this, but it seems there are many different types of beer in the world, such as Pilsner, Lager, Ale, and Stout.My favorite beer brands are Asahi Super Dry, Budweiser, and Heineken. I also like foreign beer brands.
>here in denmark
Please dick me down
>>154848646go braves!
>>154848631there are tons of types of beer. you can go to a craft brewery here and get like 8 different types all in one brewery and made on site.
I'm going McD's, anyone want anything?
I'm a Dodgers fan and my grandma's potato salad recipe has raisins in it.
>>154848478your pic cured my latent homosexuality
>>154848724sausage and egg biscuit combo with black coffee thanks friend
>>154848724Burritos with hot picante for me
>>154848726I'm a Dodgers fan and my mom's potato salad recipe has sliced apples in it.
>>154848747>>154848754I gotchu
>>154848846whos that
>>154848846how can I find a black kween like this
>>154848846Wow, real black gyaru
>>154848164>that stadium>that crowdcan the MLB compete?
>>154848223(it's the girl's piss)
>>154848631no offense but it sounds like you've never tasted a good beer if that's your favorites
>>154848931kek so truefor me it used to be a corona (with lime)
>>154848931I go to craft breweries in the HUSTLE AND BUSTLE and drink good beer frequently. That said I unironically like Budweiser (Bud Light is tranny juice). Heineken I find undrinkable. Asahi is ok.
>>154848478Nothing gay about having your shirt off
CLEVELAND STATUS:>OffenseBB%: 3rd (18th in 2025)K%: 3rd (15th in 2025)wRC+: 17th (28th in 2025)>PitchingFIP: 10th (8th in 2025)
>>154848931The prices are reasonable, and I'm quite satisfied with these.In Japan, tastier beer would inevitably be more expensive.
eke
>>154848931My all time favorite is Russian River Pliny the Elder, or perhaps Alchemists' Heady Topper for those imperial hops. Don't blame the nip for not knowing his beer. They still think Sapporo is an acceptable pisswater
>>154849072No shit zipperhead. Tastier beers would be more expensive anywhere in the world compared to the mass produced piss water. It's called quality improvement bias in macro. Read an economics book sometime.
. . . . .
>>154849124you have to be in Northern California to get Pliny the elder easily
>>154849198They only stock it in bottle in February. Or at least it used to be only in Feb. Maybe you can go to their new distillery in Windsor and pick up a sixer these days.
>>154849164Fuck, I have to listen to some poor ladyboy lecture me on economics, it's humiliating.Go eat some dog, ladyboy.
>>154849244I am on the other side of the country and probably will never go to NorCal again so that's out for me hah
>Yomiuri Giants manager Abe arrested for allegedly assaulting his daughter after an argument - Metropolitan Police Department>According to sources, Suspect Abe attempted to break up a fight between his 18-year-old eldest daughter and his 15-year-old second daughter, but in the process of intervening, he pushed the eldest daughter to the ground, which led her to report the incident to child welfare services. It is reported that the daughter also regrets having gotten into the fight and having called the welfare services.I don't know how they should handle this
discordtrannies seething heh
>>154849281bodied that freak
>>154849281Damn son!
>>154849307 Yomiuri Giants are finished kek
>>154849281they said that Thailand never recovered from this
>>154849281Jeepus kapeepus
>>154849281
>>154849281KEK
if better things cost more then explain the mest
beer is bad for you
>>154849389Ask a ladyboy with a PhD in economics
>>154849281Japan coming in with some heat
>>154849281DESU is almost on par in value with JPY these days. I'd harakiri if I were you since your country's honor is going to be desecrated after the BoJ continues to dump U.S. treasuries to save the skin off their little nuts. Faggot.
>/em el bee/
>Japan’s general government gross debt-to-GDP ratio sits at roughly 245% to 260%damn
>>154849389>base rate fallacyLook at the Dodgers instead you oatmeal garbling Scandinavian mongoloid.
>>154849307>Call CPS because your dad accidentally pushes you to the floor because he tried to break up a fight between you and your little sisterThe fuck?
>>154849458It's not a problem. Who do they owe the debt to? Themselves. Debt for a nation state that issues money is not the same as debt for households and businesses.
>>154849458Well, Japan's debt is mostly owned by Japs so it's a big nothing burger
>>154849425>>154849461Sorry, ladyboy with a PhD in economics. I'm a poor Japanese person planning a trip to Thailand as a sex tourist, so I'd really appreciate it if you could be my guide kek
>>154849529
okek
>>154849513A rich zoomer thing, I guess. Abe might be a shitty parent tho. I don't know.
>>154849548Yes, we made up.
>>154849517>>154849527>it's not a problem that pension funds and banks own worthless bonds
>>154849529Thai women would never go for a zipperhead packing a 5cm noodle who's so self repressed in degeneracy that a nice night out for you involves gorging on soiled panties from a 300 lb stripper as well as getting scat on your chest and saying thank you like some deranged philistine larping as a cultured lad. So best save that yen Makoto. Thailand doesn't need your kind here.
>>154849566doubt it. bet she was just already upset and overreacted like women do
>>154849594>worthlessIs there any conceivable scenario in which the government could not pay? The Japanese government cannot run out of yen.The only actual problem/limit is physically available resources. A a relatively resource-poor island, this does mean that Japan has to work harder/smarter to ensure adequate supply of real resources.
>>154849607Thai lad(yboy), you seem upset
>>154849607本当にごめんなさいI was entirely to blame. Let's have a virtual hug.This will make us make up.
>>154849594It's kinda like Jews are lending huge amounts of money to Israel. Japs need Japan and can't really live without it at the end of the day so it can't really be a real problem.
>>154849631and you seemed confused Rajeesh. This isn't a cricket thread. So go shit up some other board or drive your tuk tuk off a cliff you nigger-tier jeet.
>>154849691Please forgive me, it's all my fault.
>>154839135LMAO what a dumb animal it doesn't even know the rules of the game
>>154849691im white thoughever
>>154849721it's okay, i forgive you
>We gonna win today
>>154848724haha wouldn't mind sucking the nipples on that LITTY PAIR!
>>154849856Go White Sox!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8EKMw9QP6es&list=WL&index=4
The Sox are sinofying, all part of Murakami's plan.
>>154849932>Jarred KelenicRemember all the clowning the Mets got for trading him
>>154849932he gets on base. he did see a large spike in K% in AAA, we'll see how that works in the show. he doesn't have the arm for RF. i think longer term he might actually be taking benintendi's place if he hits, but they weren't ready to release him yet.
>>154849594It's really not worthless if it keeps paying out, is it?
>>154849856jlmm
>>154849626>The Japanese government cannot run out of yenworthless was the word i used
>>154849729No you’re Sri Lankan, you were only vacationing in Australia. Don’t lie to our new ladyfriend here.
>>154850045You can use it to buy things priced in yen.
Are kimono /mlb/-approved?
>>154850045>>154850063Now you're arguing about inflation and forex, but what you don't understand is Dominicans and Puerto Ricans will always play for NPB no matter what the debt to gdp ratio of Japan is.
I have to work on a national holiday
>>154850063you're clueless about money which isn't surprising since you're american
>>154850208kwab what a bitch
gonna head over to the bathroom and go take a shit, anybody want anything?
what flags should be allowed to post on /mlb/?
>>154850220I'm a nurse at a hospital.
>>154850293HELLLOOOOOOOOOO NURSE!!
>>154850293faggot
>>154850218Keep telling yourself that.
>yuropoor malding over americakek this /sp/ tradition never gets old
>>154850286Trans flags
>>154849932Sino is Chinese
>>154850341Fighting against the British Empire in the 1770s was a mistake.
>>154850381Somebody rape this guy
>guy whose national currency is the Lego Block wants to explain economics in terms of bunting
>>154850390>USA would have just ended up like Canada todayProblem?
>>154850400based cheat poster
>>154850381>independence never happens>napoleon never happens>rothschilds never get rich off the battle of waterloo>germany may never unify>neither WW ever happens Interesting food for thought
>>154850400Unfathomably based and The Cheat-pilled
>>154850415>>154850446Strongbadia is Mariners country btw.
>>154840721Natties have SPUNK. Natties have SOUL. Natties have GRIT.
>>154850470Natties are gonna SPUNK all over your gf's eager HOLE! Better GRIT your teeth and prepare to watch!
>>154849932>kelenic Mariners ruined his career calling him up too early. He needed another year in AAA
>>154850400Lego has gone up in value unlike dollars
I don't even know what currency norway uses
>>154850506they use oil
>>154850506pine cones and dried herring
>>154850485He strikes out a lot. 30.7% for his career. Not many productive MLB players in that range. Murakami, Goodman, a couple others I'm sure. But it's a short list.
>>154850522Joey Gallo
>>154850533right. kurtz is up there, too. all of these guys have huge raw power. gallo, murakami, kurtz all run huge walk rates, too. you could dig more into it with whiff rate numbers, i suppose, but i'm not inclined to.
Dad, what was it like to attend a Phillies game at The Vet?
>>154850313I was in the hospital recently for a urethral stricture. Had a foley catheter stuck up my peepee so the nurses would come in and clean my dick and balls and make sure everything looked ok. Some of them were super hot. But I swear to god, my penis had never been more shriveled and flaccid in my entire life - it was humiliating.Anyway go Phillies.
Memorial Day is also National Vtuber Day. BAU BAU!!
>>154850615bau bau
It's O time
>>154850615Oh yeah!
baseball is starting soon
>>154850653>Betamore PooriolesBAU BAU!
>>154850615>>154850639
ITFC.....does anyone even care.....
ITFCB
sigh sob kek
scrubbies kek
>4:10 start timeUgh. Hate the scheduling, I can never watch 4:10 starts. Either 1pm or 7pm fucking PLEASE
let's go o's :)
>>154850840please no more...
>>154850688based tranime remover
>>154850737>>154850848sit the FUCK down
I got Sunday overtime pay and holiday pay because I work the graveyard shift kek.
pirate sisters i dont feel so good
>>154850615https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyZRg0v4x4IA Bau Bau
scuba klenk
Good try Dansby!!11111!1!1!3$
Is ESPN genuinely retarded?
>>154850912Based clocker, take'em to the cleaners!!!
>>154850945Don’t call me sir, I work for a living. It is ma’am!
autism bros...
>>154850970He goes to the school of Mookie Wilson I see.
>>154850970Problem?
good try guise!!!
>>154850970jerry's just chillin
HIT HIM IN THE HEAD NEXT TIME
>>154850970If I'm the opposing pitcher and he leaves that out there, I'm stomping the shit out of it
>>154851036you wouldn't do shit bitch
>>154851037It is shocking how few times he's actually done anything important for his team.
that nigga did not get hit idk what these pirates homer announcers are on about
The rays are getting shut down by the very mid rotation of the orioles Luckbros…
>>1548510763 MVP seasons isn't important? You sound retarded.
Attaboy Ben fuck these cheaters
Ben lookin solid
>>154851097How many has he won this year? Yea that's what I thought you fucking retard
Pete "I'll Suck Your Dick and Eat Your Shit" Crow-Armstrong
Luckiest fucking cunt faggots
this o's team is unwatchable. i'm gonna go touch grass.
>>154851137wtf
>>154851130Hahaha. You hate the Yankees so much it’s created multiple holes in your skull and made you retarded.
>red Sox are trying to dump Chapman, Duran, and StoryI’ve never seen a worse shortstop than Trevor Story and I’ve see the peak of Anthony Volpe playing through a torn labrum.
>>154851182aroldis is elite
Red sux got swept at home by the Los Angel- I mean Minnesota Twins.
INTRODUCING...YOUR...CLEVELAAAAAND SPIIIIDERSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>154851225Get off of Twitter
>>154851228No it's a goldmine
>>154851060I absolutely would, fuck that autistic baby shit, no place in the game for it
>>154851097>muh statsOkay but surely he has carried the team to at least a dozen playoff victories a decade into his HoF career.
>>154851240MVP awards aren’t stats.
how many games have the cubs lost in a row now?
PCgAy kek
I'm feeling pretty sick today. What games should I watch and eat today? I'm just thinking chicken noodle soup. Any other suggestions?
mercy...please ..
Hey look the guy the Pirates are paying to hit actually got a hit and it wasn’t a soft liner what a concept
>>154851269chicken noodle soup is an elite choice
>>154851267Pages catches that
>>154851269>>154851280This is a broccoli and cheddar genny
>>154851037kek look at all those empty seats
>>154851292why would you want to slurp up a bunch of gooey cheese when you're sick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8cS06RLc8s
Wander Franco could potentially be found not guilty in the next 10 minutes or so what happens then?
The Orioles lost the Luke Keaschall trade
Will my Mairniers disappoint today? High chance.
>>154851339Is it really that much harder to just paste a hat on top of your monkey jpeg than it is to ask Grok to make some obvious slop for you?
>>154851287more than likely yeah. of course, pages wasn't mindbroken by a roastie kek
NISHIDA
DREW ROMO 2 RUN BOMB SOX LEAD 3-1
>>154851357I don't know what the fuck you are even talking about I just saved that pic a few days ago from here. Like shut the fuck up you fucking pussy.
white sox summer
Romo is the most ethical hitter in baseball
>>154851269Get well anon, I've been bed ridden for a week. Chicken noodle soup is goated. Get some from P.F. Changs. Or just eat tims potato chips, that's all I can keep down.
>slugging .551 with a .204 batting averageromo is ELITE
>>154851182that's why chapman is there, nobody would ever touch those two otherwiseit's unfortunate because he's the only fun part of this team
>>154851357that cap looks like it was pasted on to the orangutan anon
UTTERLY BASED POPE SOX BROS
The Cubs need to get a few guys like the White Sox have.
>>154848724go back in time and get me some of those chicken selects
You now remember Cal Raleigh
>>154851434only remembered for his disgusting act at the wbc towards his teammate of color
>>154851447Truly cursed because of that moment
Attaboy Benny
>>154851447no one would have given a shit if he didn't give that angry autistic post game interview ripping into him. Latin players are truly <80 iq
>>154851477Cal Raleigh is autistic for just not shaking his teammate's hand because muh USA USA USA.
misi is on today bros
>>154851431they were low key the best tendies I've ever had. the mccrispys or whatever the fuck they have now suck.
kek sob
he’s fucking cursed omfg this is really starting to piss me off
pca and his loud mouth cursed the whole team. better luck next season, cusb.
Colson Montgomery is making some incredible plays at shortstop, too.
>>154851535keep coping. Cubbies are gonna FUCK you!!
>>154851508oh jesus, it must suck to go through life being a massive pussy
score runs
BVSCHIE BLVST
>>154851563It must suck going from MVP talks to hitting 15 homeruns a year with a .200 batting average kek.
where nu
BUSCHIE BLAST!!! UFCK YOU!
>>154851523
>>154851582in a few
soi……
Michael Busch died; he was a NASCAR legend.
>>154851252They're awarded based on OPS and sometimes pitching if you're Ohtani.
attaboy Ben
BROWN SAYS KILL YOURSELF WITH THAT BUNT... AND THEN DIE YOU FUCKING WORM!!!
>>154851447He saw what a pile of shit out in left Randy would be this year and couldn't shake hands with a certified bum.
>>154851653non-sequitir
>>154851682Great comic but I like Garfield better
right down the MIDDLE!!! sit the FUCK down!!!
need a nu, no one wants to post in dead bread
*stands up*
Orioles unnies :/
>532 / 140 / 3
>>154851701>>154851716>>154851716>>154851716
>>154851707>*stands up*no...NO!!!
>>154851431loved these
>>154845778I like that one of his pics on Wikipedia is him doing a “high slide” or in other words a flying jump kick straight into the baseman’s guts/balls with his cleatsHe also looks like the T-1000.
