Luke Rockhold fight week
dogshit thread
He need some sleep y'all for his NO JOB tomorrow
He up late eating chippy butties and jorkin his small dingalingAKASundayFin
Strickland is the champ
Unaschauber Zodiac Tiller Son of Sam Hughes
strickland? literally the best fighter in the UFC middleweight division
>>154839425Lul.
if adesanya is such a good striker why didn't he strikeheem sean strickland?if khamzat is such a good wrestler why didn't he wrestleheem strickland?
harry hardwick vs paddy pimplett, book it.
>>154839567If you are a man why have you attached an image of an asian woman to your post?
>>154839676Because he's an attention starved Incel loser with nothing interesting or relevant to say.
Song big dong Yadong fight week
Ching Chong Ya Dong via jackie chan style kung fu karate kick
>>154839716Timmy just sitting there recording doing tik tok dances while white girls relentlessly suck and fuck that Big Black Cock like there's no tomorrow.
It's so over for us white boys...our time has come and gone and our own women are leading the revolution to big black daddy cock. We might as well just lock up our useless little sissy clitties and accept our fate, sadly
>>154839731Common occurrence in the war room with dana and hunter
>>154839716NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DELET DELETE DELETE
Poor lil sissy clitty white b*ys...
AEW Double Or Nothing is on tonight! Finally a palette cleansers after that complete KFAYB fraud fake BOXING thing yesterday LOL
>>154839943i went to see Dynasty when they came herepretty good show, unfortunately the jew won against the weeb
Abomination of a fucking thread. Nuke America.
>>154839519Usdaddy is a middleweight now.
>>154839384NO NO NO NO
>>154839617My clitty squirted for a brown daddy
>>154840160
>>154839567stickCHAMP literally said he refuses to lose to someone who jacks off to cartoons. simple as.
>>154840160dat nigga dropped loot
>>154840253This is legitimately so fucking based. Can't be inappropriately touching your johnson to cartoons, unfortunately the normal cunts i.e myself are outnumbered on this board
Kamaru Usman said he’d never lose to someone who jacks off to memories of his dead daddy’s rock hard thang! Chills…
>>154840354Usman did lose to Khamzat thoughever
Strickland defeated Khamzat to become the middleweight champion
>>154840438Of course Strickland won, look what Dilbert Burns did to that freak lol
Burns wonked his lip??
>>154840513Be careful what you wish for, because you might just get it!
Gayne to learn the ways of CHAMASUTRA by PoaCHAD.
>>154840317sometimes a man makes a choice that cant be stopped
The heems they talmbout in the bible
I put on for T-City
LOW T CITY BATBAY
>>154840160blackbros??? how do we respond to this WHITE DOMINANCE?
>>154840549Gane never checks low kicks
>>154840160why are manlets always so angry
>>154842094Nice takedown attempt Timmy
my fighter nickname? Heem Likely.
my fighter nickname? The Sandwichmaker
my fighter nickname? Phat Wallahi
Gane may nutshot alex, in the event he loses the round, he wins the war
joe shilling is the only one that can defeat ganebut even he would lose the fight
>>154842094The smile, the spin, Tom was having fun in there and not taking the fight seriously
>>154842732until he threw his toys out the pram
>>154842808until gane pissed away his 3rd title shot with a bad eyepoke*
When a fighter smiles during a fight, it means he is hurt
>>154842598brics desperate to make anything about jews
Sean Strickland is a multiple time UFC champion and his entire game is basically just rediscovering Muay Thai at its most basic principles
>>154843423also a bjj black belt thoughmust remember that mma is in its infancy. sean is actually a good delineation point in the evolution of mma looking back 50 years from now.
>154843519Whatever that means
Low IQ: I'm going to have a squared stance so I can check leg kicks and I'm going to keep using kicks because I don't care what my opponent is doingMidwit: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO HAVE A SUPER WIDE AND BLANDED STANCE SO IT'S HARD TO SHOOT ON YOU AND YOU CAN'T USE KICKS IF YOUR OPPONENT CAN WRESTLE BECAUSE THEY COULD CATCH ITHigh IQ: A narrow and squared stance allows you to both more easily defend against a variety of kicks and also shift your weight between your front and rear leg more effectively, meaning you can more effectively kick with both legs. You shouldn't worry about your opponents ability to shoot on you because proper footwork and positioning will do half the job of defending a takedown, and maintaining your optimal distance with your kicks will do the other half
>>154842598I hope Belal shows up and he has a run-in with the Israeli
>>154843410Shalom
>>154843670>y-y-your jewishYes, I am. Thank you.
>>154843696Ay yo this guy is circumcised over here
>>154843696>Yes, I am. Thank you.
>>154843696Get out of here before I heem you
>>154843721>immediately thinks of menghmm looks like the psyop worked on you
>>154843696Honestly? Respect
>>154843797You don't immediately think of meng? I think you are in the wrong place
Ian Garry DOGWALKS Islam Makhachev
>>154842094eye pokes are low key great to stop forward pressure
>>154843743And I'll be ruling people like you, of you class, of your ilk. Not even directly, you won't have the privilege. I'll be ordering your boss to crack the whip.
>>154844123>I'll be orderinga fast food order is all you can handle. Don't get cocky
this is an mma thread
>takedowns stuffed>nose busted>can't land anythingTom realized he is facing a mountain and decided to quit, not sure if Alex realizes this
Who's laughing now?
>>154844123Kek, sure you will you inbred fucker>>154844165I would heem this jewnigga thoughbeithaps
>154844123That's not me I'm the jew.
that time despaigne peached up pereira until he unleashed his manlet rage
>>154844300That's no way to speak to your betters. You're our most useless loveable ally. But no, things are on the up and up for me :) I'll make sure to do background checks and take out my anger on anyone with hue background in honor of you. Behatzlacha!
>>154844433
>>154844433despaigne should have cut down to LHW
Im jerking off to JAV to release some stress for finals
>>154844207you forgot the part where Gane gouged his eyes, so Tom decided to make that cheating french nigga lose his 3rd title shot opportunity lmao
>>154844719Don't. Next time you're horny just dip your balls into a bowl of ice water until the urge fades.
>konnichiwa
Cocktalk? Yeah no wonder you ballgargling faggots love it here. You guys looooove the cock.
>>154844791I unironically think Gane is cursed and will somehow fuck it up.
>>154842094Hope Periha knocks this cheating fuck into the shadow realm.
>>154844791The key to beating Pereira is in the Jan fight i believe, grappling early to gas him out until his shots have no pop and just schooling him for the rest of the fight, Gane must take him down in the first round
Garth by kangaroo kick
>>154845015Good one dude
>>154844582>your bettersHey brother, can you please stop impersonating me? That’s kind of my gimmick. I don’t mind you using it every once in a while but your overdoing it a bit and now I can’t use it once or it will look like I’m a spammy. Thanks for your understanding.
"audit" "ari emanuel" and "promote" "ariel helwani" hh
If Ari Emanuel was in the room right now like he was in /heem/ with us right now in front of us I would say "Thank you."
if my fist was in the room right now like it was in /heem/ with us right now in front of you it would connect with your chin
If ifs and buts were mengs and doos we'd all be Schaub.
Badr Hari vs Deontay Wilder who wins
>>154845301In a straight grappling contest? I think you'd be surprised.
>>154845301You that hard up for conversation man
rey mysterio versus henry cejudo for all the marbles
Raja = Evil RyuRampage = Birdie
federer versus jones live at the nazca lines
>>154845561Dont post my picture. Tank you.
>>154845561nah thats Chamath Palihapitiya
>>154845561hey you didnt ask my permission to post my selfie, thats rude
>>154845561wtf that's me
>>154845561wtf thought my monitor was off for a second
bruh
>>154845561dang dawlg me too
WTF how many people here look like that??
luke thomas is a fucking yapper
>>154845561Turn on my montior
Right, I had the yopper, and I tore they ass up
>>154845724beast of a post
i would be a happy man indeedwhen pereiRAPE literally KILLS the cheating ngubu nigger boy out COLD
need to shave the meng and coin purse
>>154845726get yo punk ass up
rockhold > thomas
https://youtu.be/qNYbzBfvBjwits up
thats pretty gay dude
>>15484588640 years of age with Halloween decorations in your room baka
can you like not
what da hell
*hides alot of posts*>>154845896what's all this
I doubt a single ufc figher trains zone 2 cardio
>>154840253based>>154842103because they're manlets
talmbout?
Basically you're fucking stupid
>>154846158Bro thought this post was revolutionary comedy
PEDbros...
Nuke Canada.
You and I cannot follow them.
>>154846007L O N D O N
yeah i'm fucking retarded and afraid
>>154846287of what?
>>154846290horses
does this argie realize he has a video on his oneplusthat zooms in on sweaty men's penises?
>>154846316for you it is the villihevosia for me it's the mustalaisnainen, these are hard times bappa
Whats wrong with OnePlus?
may the ufc live forevet
just a phone just a regular phone
>>154846316why? they're one of men's best friends.
>>154846363when i was a little girl i saw my uncle get kicked in the jaw by a horse he was raising (no im not a gypsy)
fuck you
>>154846380that sounds hella gypsy are you qt btw asking for a friend
>>154846383how do you get your longer videos down to 4mb i can't even squeeze 10s of daner and hunter being shabbos scum at the adin circus without it looking bad or missing the point of the mp4
>>154846394I just said i'm not gypsy!
>>154846407we can work passed that if you have dark hair
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF7eKUxe-uIfinally a somewhat decent thread
>>154846402evil shabbos demons, think you have to compress it and resize it. some programs are better than others at doing it
>>154846380i thought that the joke about gypsies is that they were infamously known for being horse thieves back in the day
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTX8MaxsCsshow is everything so much worse in only 35 years, how indeed, what could possibly be the reason for the decline, if only there were "answers">>154846421speaks volumes that "adin" "invested" in as high definition as possible for a low rent circus i'll just make a gif instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hB811JcV70Eits up
>>154846442Another Instant Classic from Guru
things have been going really good for me lately, in life
Spammys mulignan, he's a uh charcoal briquette
even the gif is giving me grief time to dull some pain>>154846442thumbnail looks good, gurucels are still all indian (including my gypsy qt itt)
>>154846476I'm smoking weed and I've got lots of other really cool stuff going on too
>>154846483cool to hear b cool to hear have a bodacious and blessed monday my dude
I've set up a very nice electronics repair and fabrication work-space for myself, organized all my tools and materials for soldering and woodworking. Currently mentally preparing to start my next project(s) tomorrow. It keeps my occupied, developing skills and learning independently is freeing.
well that's great you individually are enjoying yourself amongst the decay of the civilization we will try to keep the wailing and screaming down as to not disturb you in your shed
>>154846442 >guruwhy does this individual got them revved up?
>>154846552He became a millionaire by making videos with typical /heem/ takes
the grammar on this argie jesus wept
>>154846519Is this too much to ask? Sufficient time to deeply focus and hone your chosen craft, hobby, or sport. Lo, does this time not most often result in some of the greatest and most rewarding sense of catharsis which one could hope to enjoy? Say false, or forever hold thy piece
>>154846569i could hold my piece on your forehead
>>154846573mushroom stamped that doofus
>>154846556the baron of cheeseburguers known as MMA Joey practically does the exact same content and yet he doesnt get 1/3 of the attention/views that Guru gets
imagine trying to present your point as intelligent and spelling cheeseburger wrong
guru needs a barber
Ray Mercer (boxer) knocked out a UFC 2x champion in 9 seconds in a mma matchAbsolute state of heemlets
>>154846581I tried watching him once but he's just not funny. Like when a fighter Guru likes he rages and copes which is funny, but ultimately he takes the L. Joey is still saying that Khamzat won. At some point you just gotta give it up.
>>154846581jerry springer and dr phil pulled big numbers too, people like shit, could you please get an e-sim or ask a bolivian to help you use a vpn i am starting to feel as sick of your flag as b*azil and soon you'll be getting 'nana? posts
>>154846595he needs to find a way to fit through the doorframe first >>154846600talmbout the dood that got submitted by kimbo slice?
mmaguru is literally honeybooboo for emotionally stunted "men" i am sorry to tell you, that's why esl thirdies like argentines brazilians and indians love him
Deary me the Clozzoid got riled up again!
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
>>154846607Just makes it look ever worse for mmalets a street fighter does better than an ufc champion
>>154846623the mountain monkey just admitted he watches a streamer for half a day at a time because it's frickin' hilarious that he is fatwhat is the difference to honeybooboo, you are laughing at an uneducated "tell it like it is" cartoon character who leans into being disgusting and uncouth
greasy faced bitch
>>154846635Guru doesn't even put half a day's content out in a week. You're delusional.
>>154846640i wouldn't know as i don't watch that crap
Lmao look at his leg
>>154846644So don't comment!
you ever see a woman and think god damn i bet her ass hole tastes good
>>154846602 i am not gonna lie, i've only watched clips where he's clearly acting retarded/being a contrarian for the sake of getting attention. but It was fun watching him cope after pereira mopped the floor with him in less than 2 minutes.https://youtu.be/bjQAfGB4_qs?si=nQm3lJNm6HHXV6os>>154846632that would be true if kimbo himself didnt get knocked out by that seth petruzelli guy inside 17 seconds
>>154846664
>>154846671'nana for noah?
PRIDE FC was better than goyimfightFC (ufc).
shabbos scuffle FC
wait hol up, why does mcgeek wants to foight some random streamer? i know hes washed but he cant THAT washed to wanna fight streamers
4,2 is as small as i can get it don't have time for this
cm?
Road to UFC: Macau Day 1Rongzhu vs. Victor MartinezBin Xie vs. Yudi CahyadiGeorge Mangos vs. Yuito YanagawaAhejiang Ailinuer vs. Gwan Woo LimRegezhen vs. Dagiisuren ChagnaadorjJin Aoi vs. Young Jae SongYunosuke Minami vs. Kasib MurdochHaitao Ti vs. Ryo TajimaRabindra Dhant vs. Kimbert AlintozonRyuho Miyaguchi vs. Chungreng KorenRoad to UFC: Macau Day 2Ming Shi vs. Puja TomarShuai Yin vs. Namsrai BatbayarHuaxiang Dong vs. Bo Hyun ParkArisa Matsuda vs. Bo MengJiniushiyue vs. Kaito OdaEros Baluyot vs. Takeru UchidaOtgonbaatar Boldbaatar vs. Takaya SuzukiRyoga Arimoto vs. Joseph LarcineseFarida Abdueva vs. Xiaocan FengMachi Fukuda vs. Anelya ToktogonovaUFC Fight Night: Song vs. FigueiredoYadong Song vs. Deiveson FigueiredoMingyang Zhang vs. Alonzo MenifieldSergei Pavlovich vs. Tallison TeixeiraKai Asakura vs. Cameron SmothermanJake Matthews vs. Carlston HarrisAlex Perez vs. SumudaerjiLuis Felipe Dias vs. Yi Sak LeeMeng Ding vs. José HenriqueAoriqileng vs. Cody HaddonRei Tsuruya vs. Luis GuruleAngela Hill vs. Jingnan XiongKangjie Zhu vs. Rodrigo VeraLoma Lookboonmee vs. Jaqueline Amorim
mm :'(
CM PUNKCM PUNKCM PUNK
>>154846799you literally misspelled cheeseburger, donkey eater, now where's noah?
MM Punk
pls no bully
heem deady...
>>154847264everytime i talk to my sister
>>154847264get your own gimmick
>>154847299That's my gimmick
>>154847264>>154847299he may use it
>>154847299Get fucked dickhead
While the boys are waiting for Islam Makhachev vs Ian Machado, the true connoisseurs shall be eagerly anticipating Thad Jean vs Shamil Musaev
>true connoisseursyou shabbos deserve the seax
>mfw GODne pounds that piggy AGPoatan and the MMA FAGru bursts a blood vessel seething
>>154842598ganesisters our response?
That Usyk vs Rico fight probably gave Dana an idea to pay the ref to stop the fight the instant Poatan lands a single decent combo on Gane
hokit could be champ at 205 right now if he dropped down
Dana Derangement Syndrome
danas destruction syndrome
I just saw a boxing fight, how can I make this about Dana?
Zuffa is a stupid name for a promotion
I just poured my coffee, how can I make this about Dana?
sweetden
>>154847838symptom of schizophrenia albeit
>>154846422Photoshopped. Arman is 5'02" not 6'02".
>uros medic vs drod ufc belgrade main eventis drod even allowed to leave the country
>Cham- ACK
>>154847965W-where's Herb Dean?
>>154847965Another flawless performance from the Undisputed Heavyweight Champion.
>>154847965Ai is unable to replicate Gane's speed. Who wins, man vs the machine, Gane wins it seems
>>154844600>Gane's data: 69% downloaded. Ari's failed Gane clone is improving. This is bad...
>>154848043you're congolese
>>154846790Good shit, honestly. Gonna pop some pills and smoke some weed
>>154847929Serbia allows anyone in anytime
>>154847965STOP THE FIGHT
I just Rizin my pants
While the boys are waiting forThad Jean vs Shamil Musaev, the true connoisseurs shall be eagerly anticipating Otgonbaatar Boldbaatar vs. Takaya Suzuki
>>154847965I don't even really like HW. I don't see how anyone wants Pereira to win when we actually finally have a good heavyweight rivalry with Ciryl and Tom. If Alex does win, it's gonna be the most boring respeggful fight week against Tom, ending with Pereira TKO'd in the first round by Tom. >At-at least Alex dared to dream! GAY. At least with Aspinall vs Gane there will be good memes in the build up and a fight where you don't know who will win.
>>154848077I’m one of the whitest individuals on /heem/. Arguably the whitest of all.
>>154847838>Bo Nickal INSANE DELUSIONAL interview BREAKDOWN (EXPOSED)Based Bo's mindreading powers are really twisting up everyone's bussy strings.
>>154848159Tom will ask for a fight immediatly after Gane beats Alex, knowing he can't fight for 6 months, he'll campaign for a Hokkit or Volkov with the mindset that they are easier fights
>>154848192If Gane wins, the big white house interim will override that. Tom's not on good enough terms or big enough of a drawl to convince them to build a card around him and Volkov.
>>154847838Theater kid energy
Found this cool picture of rico
BRUTAL Trvke...
good morning heemers, have the /box/ troons finally admitted defeat?
>>154848215You are right, Tom isn't a big drawl but Hokkit is, they'll easily give it to him if he beats Lewis
>>154848252this is something we should all spend time thinking about and discussing in detail
>>154848252>>154819698
>>154848252>guys who are dominate at a sport that allows them to kick and punch are dominate at a sport that allows them to kick and punchretard
>>154848288Kickboxing doesn't allow knees, elbows, clinching, or takedowns, and yet Kickboxers are still dominant
So Gaetej is fighting soon and apparently the doctor found poop inside his skull during the pre-fight medical screening. UFC Freedom 250 at the White House
K-1 had better everything.
>>154848316Many MMA fighters are just Kickboxers with takedown defense
>>154848343Yeah and they're really bad at kickboxingJust watch a mid-level kickboxing fight and see both guys being able to kick with either leg no matter the stance matchupAnd then watch Paulo Costa get completely shut down like 5 fights in a row because he can only kick southpaws
with kickboxing being thrown on the spotlight like this, do you think kickboxing promotions will try to capitalize?
>>154848369No
>>154848286woah can't believe lucas stole my post
>>154848369I hope more of them come to MMA
The gay-1 heavyweight world champion everyone
>>154848357>>154848316and how many wrestler and Jiu Jitsu guys dominate kickboxers?
>>154848286It's AI most likely. These guys are raking in the rupees by stealing heem posts.
>>154848357There is some kind of sweet spot that must be met Despaigne did not perform well against MMA guys yet the second he left the UFC he went back to crushing standart kickboxers
Pereira lost to Jan Adesanya lost to JanI hate these facts but alas they are facts
Despaigne went life and death with Zac pauga in karate combat
>he went back to crushing standart kickboxersThe only kickboxer he beat was flushed Calvari who hadn't fought in 3 years
BANGER ALERTBANGER ALERTBANGER ALERTUROS MEDIC VS THE LEGENDARY DANIEL RODRIGUEZ IS YOUR FIGHT NIGHT MAIN EVENThttps://x.com/bigmarcel24/status/2058867950665277463?s=46
>>154848272Nah, they could give make him number 1 contender/next in line after unification thoughbeit.
dropping a tough khamzat in the usyk right now
https://youtu.be/hB811JcV70EitisUUUUUUUUP!!!!!!
MirGonzagaRoy NelsonAward winning nedfligs comedian, Brendan Julius Schaub
Dickcocksing
>>154848652
>>154848652>Heemed by SoirianoD-Rod will heem him in front of his people, unfortunately...
Let's go for that!
>>154848488Alex actually won, bud. If Jan would have done literally any damage whatsoever, he could have got away with one. Don't know what he was thinking. If he would have had confidence in his polish power and threw caution to the win, there's a chance he could have even heemed. Especially since it was just right after Alex got slept by Izzy. That would have upped his chances. But he shit the bed and I unboyed that old faggot.
>>154849060lets not and say we did!
>>154849065Jan sucks, he never pushes the pace and loses lose decisions constantly
Say it ain't soI will not goTurn the lights offCarry me homeNa na na na na na na
Yep Jan won and mbarassed kickboxing twice
>>154849212
>>154849060Jan is of the same ilk as Romero
>mfw i get home and my lazy bitch wife hasn't made lunch or walked our dog
>>154849350At least Romero can still heem. And he's way older.
>>154849357You have no wife to domestically abuse
if I cut 100lbs I could heem every fighter on Rizin
>>154849357>>154849406
>>154849406
>>154849435Relax Sean
>>154849411heh... you were saying?
alex getting his head snapped the fuck back by any unranked heavyweights jab is seriously concerning
>>154849534It was sparringGane was getting taken down by a middleweight in sparringThese things aren't so serious, you're trying to get ring time in not be perfect
>>154849565Gane, is, perfect
If DC could cut 200lbs, he could heem Van
Gane is the type of jobber they would throw at DC to pad his record back in the day
Gane is the pinnacle of Martial Arts
gane was a mattress salesman before fernand found him in his mid 20s and thought him to kickbox, and later fight. pereira was an alcoholic tire man before he found kickboxing in his mid 20s and later followed jizzy into mmamany parallels in their stories they intersect at the whitehouse
>>154849608Kid should have gone for the body
>>154849653Is Fernand a freemason?
>>154849668No but he is a conman
>>154849710From headlining Maddison square garden to PE teacher, it's over
>>154849710Firefighters getting lessons in cardio boxing and wrestlefucking seems rather unnecessary
>>154849785Half of my Jiu Jitsu class is just firefighters and paramedics. I appreciate their job but some of them have the biggest egos
>>154849875firefighters here make six figs and work like 8 24 hr shifts a month
>>154849928And most of them got the job because of nepotism or they know somebody who knows somebody.
>>154847965Getting sick of 4th dimensional posters disrespecting the rest of us who are traveling through time at a fixed rate
>>154849565Yeah, years ago when Imavov was at all stars. Now he's taking down big olympic gold medalists. meanwhile Alex is getting slower with age added with the extra weight. This is very concerning. Very bad. And this is coming from a Pereira fan.
>>154848652>40yo post Mexican prison D-rod in a main event The paramount era is a fucking disaster
Wasn't mean to be this way man
Sean Strickland defeated Khamzat Chimaev to become the new UFC Middleweight Champion.
honestly? in this war with the wonksim with o'neill and gooby
>>154850451Based miss k-1!
>>154842598Bad typo. Jews love brazilians. Yahu and Ariel HATE Gane.
The Darth Rigatoni era is upon us
>>154850623Dj isn't the type of fighter to be a good coach because of the ego factor, Schaub on the other hand...
>>154850479in diesem krieg mit gott jehova? NEIN
I hate when you come around.
New daddy is coming
Feed him DDPiggy
>>154850003>>154849928>>154849875Jealous fags! I love it lmao
>>154850959Im a firefighter in Saskatchewan. Eat my dick bud lol
>Im a firefighter in Saskatchewan. Eat my dick bud lol
Oooooooh they dont like to hear about me winning right. Sorry! ;)
>Oooooooh they dont like to hear about me winning right. Sorry! ;)RETARDED BROWN CHINK FAGGOT!
>>154850746>UFC losing viewership>let’s sign another mountain muzziewhat’s Dana thinking?
>>154851183islam and khamzat are some of the biggest stars in the sport anon
Colbussy Clittyton loves he Jondaddy, Daddymaru, Buckdaddy, and Daddywards.
you died and got sent to the fifth circle of hell to fight on the river styx for eternity what do you do? what will be your gameplan?
>>154851555pull guard
NIGGER NIGGERLAND
>>154851555I go to the seventh and ask Leon's dad for help
>>154851597
Talmbout the fifth circle of hair
>>154851175Oh he mad....oh he smelly!
>This is not power of Greg Jackson creation!-Abdulmanap upon witnessing Jon Jones in combat
Why hasn’t Ching Chong Chomo got a job yet? He’s been here all weekend seething about his imaginary friends and now he’s larping as a firefighter
>>154850927Holy shit, get Khamzat OUT of this division fast . He wouldnt want anything to do with this brazza hahaha "GULP NO B-BRAZZA PLS W-W-WE BRAZZA I CAN NOT FIGHT U!"
>>154851730Thats not me...you think every Canadian is me? Shows how much of your mind goes to 4chan bud. Get a job.
No wonder everyone wants out of MMA, it's all brown muzzies here.
>>154851730>DELETE THIS RIGHT FUCKEE NOW
>>154851813A brown daddy porked me till I oinked my last queef
Crazy how my posts stick with you. You think about them for weeks. I went out with my family yesterday and took my kids swimming. What did you do? Aha. Ahahaha.
>Thats not me...you think every Canadian is me? Shows how much of your mind goes to 4chan bud. Get a job.
>Crazy how my posts stick with you. You think about them for weeks. I went out with my family yesterday and took my kids swimming. What did you do? Aha. Ahahaha.
Very sad, just realized the Brit posted a screenshot from last year. Holy fuck thats so sad lol. Looks like all posts stick with your soft head. I guess they would when you have nothing else in life. Aha. Ahahahaha.
Oh hes saving images on his hard drive and posting them... oh man thats really hurting me! Ahahaha
>Very sad, just realized the Brit posted a screenshot from last year. Holy fuck thats so sad lol. Looks like all posts stick with your soft head. I guess they would when you have nothing else in life. Aha. Ahahahaha.
>Oh hes saving images on his hard drive and posting them... oh man thats really hurting me! AhahahaPing ping pong chink xhong ni hao wao? Peking duck? Bing bing wong?
Shut. the. hell. up!
>>154852015HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Im taking real damage from these images please someone help! Oh wait no Im watching Netflix in my 3 story house. Aha. Ahahahahaha. Spammy hows your house? Oh wait lmao
>Im taking real damage from these images please someone help! Oh wait no Im watching Netflix in my 3 story house. Aha. Ahahahahaha. Spammy hows your house? Oh wait lmao
Youll never win. Ill keep posting from my multi million dollar home. Your posts are impotent and they make me laugh while I rub my balls.
>Youll never win. Ill keep posting from my multi million dollar home. Your posts are impotent and they make me laugh while I rub my balls.
He responds fast. Must have a great life!
Mmm... more please! I want more! My wifes making steaks tonight
>He responds fast. Must have a great life!
Strickdaddy liked my tweet <3
The era of the mongol brazzas is nigh
>>154850746>45% finish rate The most lethal brazza
Dana signs brazzas to keep rage baiting the fans for engagement
Dana doesn't sign anyone.
>>154852537Get a job you miserable loser!
20 days until Gane fights.
>>154839100mfw after breaking your face
I am so hyped
>>154852708Gane>fightsblinds>fixed that for ya
This is my house faggots
>>154852745>6 or 7
Spammy got heemd by stacy
>From 6,7 to just 1
>>154852825He tapped after the rape
Jiri Bless
wonder how disappointed alex really is with jiri after that dumb shit
>>154852907Get a life bro
>>154852745They went from every title defended at the white house, to 6 or 7 titles defended, to 1 double champ fight, to 1 real title 1 interim titleWatch the lightweight title fight fall through too
>>154852983Dana always Delivers
>fight pass showing peak covid era UFCgrim
>>154852907how long can a single man keep the samurai larp going? can he even speak Japanese?
>>154853293He's about that life
>>154852983You can't just make Tomala stop being a coward. No one can bubba. Sad as it is.
When is Luke Thomas going to release a scathing takedown of Jake Paul over fighter pay? The numbers released weeks ago and nothing. I'm dying for a Luke rant video. What gives?
Wonder how Tom would have reacted had Gane nutshotted him instead of eyepoking him
I fight like Yujiro Hanma
>>154853424He has an (admitted) small penis, so groin shots prob dont hurt since there's so much room in the cups. But he'd prob do the same thing just to get out of the match.
>>154853456Yeah but would he have made all those hospital vlogs
>>154853456Talking about penis again. Dick on the brain constantly. Faggot. Brain damaged faggot
an incredible night iykyk
>>154853293jiri is not single
>>154852983Nah, just Jon Anik being retarded. The Eagles knew it was never going to happen from the start. That would be the most retarded thing for the fighters too. You'd be pissing crying and shitting over le fighter pay since the ppv points equivalent would have to be spread between 7 people. And then we'd have to hear you screech and moan about the next 4 cards having zero title fights on any card because all the champs would be recovering.
>>154853497Bro you're literally chinese lmao
Will things be alright?
>>154853579i just had a successful date so until the void sets in again yes
>>154853541haha canadians rofl
>>154853579For you? I think so. You finally got some German representation in MMA on the world stage of PFL. I'd say things are on the up and up.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQ944-yYcus
>>154853638unmute the stream b
>>154853541You love thinking about cocks. Ill bet you think about my cock you pornbrain damaged beta. Go lift some weights.
https://youtu.be/MjEsAh7VXqg
>>154852907Raped faggot.Raped faggot.You got fucking RAPED!!
PFL? Pretty Fucking Lame lol
does no one care about how it went?
>>154853731:DDD
>>154853735who's the skirt
>>154853749“Shota” Shawna Clitland.
FUCK HEEMThis post has brought to you by DUDE Wipes
>>154853760who's the monkey
>>154853760you talmbout strickCHAMP b?
kwab
hunger good 'nana evil?
hunter good dana evil?
>>154853771One of your BBC daddies. Oink for them
>>154853877i can oink my balls on your forehead
any fighter boyed by spammy would be disgusted by him tbqh
OHHHHHHHHHHHHH
anyone watching Olivera v Ferguson on fight pass?
Spaddy the baddy batters my busted bacon bussy BBC sissy piggy existence
wtf that even mean b
Jon Jones took a dick on camera bruh
nah that was u b
shh.. shhh... i know. shh
Darren Till fight week
your gonna have sex with Darren till fight week? that’s mad gay b
fuck the bible
Nah... fuck that
what's the point of heeming pawg IC1 milfs when heem does not care
Middleweight champion Luke RockholdRAF wrestler Colby covingtonTill
MVP? Musty Vile Pussy.
>>154854103make the universe care you wonk nose idiot
>>154854130who are you calling a wonk
I hate you cunts
not the time for bruder wars never the time
For me it’s watching K-1 while farting out cum from a dog
>>154853760Man, who would have thought that Khamzat would be reduced to a simple stepping stone in Usman and Strickland's career. A pitstop for these two to have a real rivalry. Who would have thought during khamzat's rise he would fall this far? Fucking crazy bro. There really are levels, and Khamzat lacks them.
>>154854161fair, I have been drinking
>>154854191Drinking cum from my Bangladeshi bull to be precise
>>154854148
>>154854172
>>154854205if you think that somethiung tarnishes fedor slegacy that says alot more about you JEW
>>154854203of course you've got cows on your mind
>>154854241Nobody mentioned your maggoty mother
>>154854269
>>154854224
>>154854356Imagine what Jondaddy would’ve done if fraudor
>>154854203Spammy finally embracing your homosexual fantasies? I told you this would happen..
I think Fedors legacy was tarnished when he took all of those fixed fights in Japan
>welcomes myself back to the threadjust bought some pepper and tomato seedlings while you guys ..checks thread.. beed gay nice job
>>154854392Why did Alex do that
>beed gay nice job
>>154854430Channeling Ngannou so he could defeat Gane
>>154854621They laced his shi
>>154854356>>154854367>back when he was 41 years oldwhy do jonFAGS always want Jon to fight old men who are past their prime?
I can’t let you get close!
>>154854997rick flair drip go WOO on a bitch
>>154854997Surely Kai Asakura won't lose to THIS bum
>>154855119oh kai asakura will be showing his new super saiyan level
https://youtu.be/nabW7qR4s6Yits up though
Came here to say fuck /heem/
>Came here to say fuck /heem/
>>154855771and yet you participate in /heem/. curious! I am very intelligent
>>154855838kek
>>154855838>>154855903Fuck you too
>>154854856gonna cry little bitch?
Happy memorial day, I got to eat cheeseburgers with my doggies while mudslimes and kikes blow each other up lololol NIGGERS
Khamzat = Beast GohanStrickland = MUI GokuDDP = UE Vegeta
lol spammy really doesn't like early threads
oof maybe next time spams
>>154855838stop posting my selfie or ill see you at the top
>>154859546l-l-left or r-r-right b-b?
>>154859571you'll never know bappa
>>154859594heemvolution is a mystery
come on lads it's shi ming fight week
>>154859855the finlaysian conglomerate has been carrying heem you will pay your respects
sheem minge>>154859870das rite
>>154859594man, LTG still seethes to this day about just getting bodied by ViscantViscant talked shit to him and everything. Aris' commentary was great
>>154859977fist:chin
>>154860047the blue corner probably shouldve get their guy out first before jumping at the other corner, fewd fo thawlts b
>>154860058malykhin saved them from a further beating if you watch it frame by frame
Reug Reug got caught, Malaykin was dominated
caught crawling around on all fours
this still up?
>>154862989Nope
