200 laps to goprev: >>154835771
dennis
yep, rainThey're done for the night
>200 to go>8pmput them kids to bed
Rain and Tornado warnings because why not
>>154841865Drunk and about to crack open some rebel bourbon I got. RIP KFB
Chess hit the wall early so he could fly home and not deal with this bullshit.
Kyle Larson wins this.
>>154841943hell yeah
>>154841954I bet he had a really faggy response to this like everything else.
yay a tire
>Legge
>legge
That meme about chinese food is completely true. I was so stuffed I could barely waddle out of the buffet, and I'm hungry again a couple hours later.
>gotta salute katerine for being awful
Legge KWAB.
Katherine Legge's post race socks.
god damn poor Kathy, she's a sweetheart and just had shit luck today
>>154841865KWAB
If that were Danica she would've flown the car into the grandstands.
>flat and looseHow does a tire changer fuck up so badly?
>attempts the double Doesn't finish either raceKEEEEEEK
>woman moment
>>154842017she barely used them today
Wait, is this same girl who compete in Indy 500 ??
that wouldn't have happened to deegsshe would have /learned/ how to avoid that already
>>154841954>WANGHAFspoonfeed me
>>154842058yes
cawshun 600
>>154841955dubs of dependability>you picked a fine time to leave me loose wheel
>dillon, dillon, hill all togetherHow sweet for them childress boys
>>154842059>deegstotally forgot about ole girl? is she still driving the ARCA version of Indy or is she driving monster trucks or something now?
>/turnleft/ mentioned Based.
>>154842069White ass nigger going hard as fuck
Steve gave a vreat resume of legge's pussy using the wheel.
>>154842078guy earlier insisted he wouldnt eat her outinsane people all around us
>>154842069whites and n*****s gonna have alotta fun
>>154842078I want to blow a raspberry on that tummy
>>154842069white ass nigga going hard as fuck
>>154842091went back to ARCA West
>>154842078
>stenhouse struggling to read the name
>>154842091She is back at lower divisions again.
>>154842078id eat some fish and chips off that tummy
>>154842091full-time arca west, part-time trucks.her run in SRX was fun though, wish that would return.
>>154842078You all simp for this yet when I say I’m gooning to other drivers you call me crazy
>>154842078>brrfffffffffp
>>154842186>what did he mean by this?
>>154842078Her pits smell like four fresh sunocos and a tank of goodyear
>>154842206put your lips on your girlfriend's navel and blow
Fucking Reddit...
>>154842078Naval piercing scar?
I'm no Reddickfag but that was based
PREMIUM RACISM
so wait this one has four stages?
low line looking good desu
Which Toyota is heard up the most?
How much has nascar changed if at all since Talladega Nights? That’s how I imagine the sport, this is my first race watching
>>154842274Yeah they've done that for the 600 since stages were created I'm pretty sure
kino fight between Larson and briscoe
>katherine's dirting up the air
>>154842278They’ve abandoned their core fans for a more “modern audience”
>>154842317
>>154841954As best, he's a narcissist who says whatever will get him the most attention (woman behavior). At worst, he's a gay catboy loving controlled opposition.One thing is for sure, he had absolutely no fucking idea who Kule Busch was before last Thursday.
>>154842220Now this I can simp for.
>>154842343Huge Daniel Saurez fan I hear.
>>154841943Be careful, fren. That whiskey goes hard.>>154842078I got banned for posting this in the general a few years ago.
>>154842220Looks like Elliot Page
>>154842343hes a faggot i can tell you that
ceem on svg score some feekin weens
>>154842278>>154842320They also completely abandoned the concept of car development.
Charlotte is usually a slurper but this race has been kino.
>Reddick going to win via rain in a cheated up ToyotaMiserable win nobody will like, a fitting tribute to Kyle.
What Nascar conspiracy theories do you believe in?
EXCLUSIVE DISCOUNTS ON RVS FOR THE TROOPS
>>154842390Commentator curse got him :(Also seems like other kiwibros are on their lunch break
>>154842343he wore a chicago street race shirt on the show one time, and he said his dad watches
Spirebros. Why is this happening?
do they not hire voice actors for ads anymorethe onions im hearing...
>>154842459Restrictor plates being handed out by NASCAR to teams, and they had a million different designs is pretty sus
>>154842491Because Chevy literally doesn't care about their teamsHMS is in 26, 28th, and 37th
https://youtu.be/7BGVsvFtXds?si=kvw43OsFBKH4pC2n
>>154842357>He's desperately afraid of American demographic looking more like him.
>>154842483In the Court of the Optics King
The punk-ass officials are going to end this race as soon as the first drop of rain hits the track.
>>154842433I agree with both of these statements, but theses fucking Toyotas are full mask off.
>>154842594
>>154842516they use AI voice generators
>>154842625This is still one of the most based things to happen in the Nationwide series
There's a tornado warning in SC
>>154841865Kryle wouldn’t want Red Dick to win. What a shitty way to end a tragic weekend.
>briscoe 8.4 hamlin 8.5jesus
>>154842625poor guy didn't even get the road name right
>>154842459a few, apart from the obvious race rigging:>nascar reduced the hp for toyota>vortex>rick hendrick whacked a guy and faked his leukemia>lelliot's 2020 title was rigged>france family pushed tony george to split indycar racing>cousin carl saw stage racing and retired on the spot>they screwed over tim richmond >trd ran a weinstein-like scheme with female drivers
shake and bake when?
>>154842662The weather in Charlotte is wild as fuck.
>>154842625>gets to go to a bunch of new cities because racing>eats generic corporate slop instead of something local ??
>>154842662>I live in Columbia>tfw no tornado will come and blow everything awaylife is suffering bros
>>154842680>>154842459
I was about to post RAIN FOR ZANE but then he pitted
>>154842746oh hey, i did that thing, maybe >we should give it another shot
>>154842478Based me on 3pm-1:30am shift currently.
>>154842731You do not want to eat something that disagrees with your system before a six-hour drive.
>>154842746How did kenseth cause the 2014 playoffs?
>>154842746The Vickers one should be on the top. Normie info.
>>154842746>no Davey Allison's Helicopter and Alan Kulwicki's Plane being sabotaged
>>154842746of course steward killed him on purpose
>>154842746Would unironically watch a 6hr video of EmpLemon discussing all these
>>154842746Also >No Jeff Gordon was Plan B after Rob Moroso
>>154842746I recently learned that Logano looks a lot like his real dad Tom and that they were a mafia adjacent family in the past
CAM ON SVGSTUNT ON THESE HOES
>amazon subtly promoting public sex
>>154842862Duh.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuck_Tree
>>154842078post 1 and 2
>David Gravel was going to take the 48/5 but Gordon told Larson to say the N word to get him to come to HMS>The top teams meet with each other and decide whose going to win each week>Spencer Gallagher Suspension>Dinger gets falsely popped for addy to give Logano the 22 ride>Kryle and the Monster Energy Girl>Bobby Issac hearing voices and never racing again
>>154842794won the most races but not the title, opposite of 2003>>154842814this was done back in mid-2021, wasn't widespread knowledge back then
>>154842816man, now i miss Davey all over again/missdavey28/
Mayfield was completely innocent btw
This race is way too damn long.
>>154842900i beg your pardon
>>154842746how the actual fuck could Dale Sr see the air?
>>154842956Nah, the short tracks are the only ones that are way too long
>>154842924>>Kryle and the Monster Energy Girlit was Krut and the monster energy girl, he literally got divorced because of it
>>154842960I don’t think he actually could, people just said he drove like he could see the air
>top 5 within a second of each other>they're all toyotas
Outside of Larson, SVG and Stenhouse have been by far the best Chevrolets...at Charlotte. This body has the bowties in shambles.
>>154842975his wife was an undercover soviet assassinthis is known>inb4 Soviet Union doesn't exist anymorethat's what they want you to think
shane please
>>154842960No seeing but he could unironically hear it. Watching 90s plate races looks like Earnhardt is a time traveler from the future. He'll side draft people and you expect them to side draft back, but they just don't. He drags back to create runs. There was a huge knowledge gap.
>>154842940I miss Alan more, but they were both based.
>1, Toyota>2, Toyota>3, Toyota>4, Toyota>5, Toyota>3 second gap>Fords and Chevy'sTotally legal cars.
>it's another Toyota's racing against each other episode
and they touch...
>>154842746
I hope all these yoders wreck each other.
got a weird feeling rear
ugly ass liveries in the top five except for briscoe
The moment Reddick doesn't have clean air he just collapsed. Many such cases.
>>154843012that was his girlfriend Patricia, the pocket assassinAshley is a horse girl, plays polo, sells swimsuits, loves money and hated her husband fucking a monster energy girl
>>154843019And listening to the airflow around his car is the reason he only ever ran a single race in a closed-face helmet.
losing interest in this series. one manufacturer having this massive of an advantage isn't fun. is this what being an f1 fan is like?
So can we all agree SVG sucks arse unless turning right?
>>154843198He's doing pretty good despite not driving a cheating yoder.
>>154843122thats why he died.
>>154843188Ahh but you are incorrect, ze ferrari is definitly ze faster car
this is going to be a shitshow because the risk of rain will be higher now and all cars will be going full 3+ wide.
>>154843198He's running 7th bro, not bad at all given his equipment
>>154843198And the reduced track limits at Watkins Glen were specifically designed to help him.
>>154843217it'll prolly rain before we restart
How is this so fucking boring it’s worse than F1. Fuck this I’m going to watch Talladega 1998 race and go to sleep
THEY LIVE
>>154842790I worked yesterday so I could have today off I've been going since 3:30 this morning with all the racing
i should go to the store tomorrow and buy a litre of vodka and coca colaim going for the coca cola though
>>154843247yeah seriously what the fuck is this
coca cola sucks ass
Alright, the race is finally starting.
Canadian Little Ceasers is cursed.
>>154843241exactly what I was thinking
>>154843254>vodka and cokewat?It's either vodka and sprite or rum and coke
I want that vending machine.
>>154843198Ford fan detected I'm sorry that Supercars turned to shit once he and Holdens left
67
>>154843257repentquickly...>>154843287IM SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
>cracks open a bangs red cream sodaAt least this is better then Toyotacar.
>>154842960Dale felt the differences while racing. That's why he loved his open face helmet, because he could feel the air changing on his face while he raced.
oh no Timmy Hill, you're not supposed to burn your car down!
Kinda overshadowed by how disadvantaged non Toyotas are, but Austin Hill has had a respectable showing for Kyle tonight.
>car catches fire under cautionWhat the fuck?
>>154843019He also sat extremely low in the car and used a 180° rectangle shaped mirror to see specific spots, nbdy else did that intricate stuff
FIYAH
>>154843304in america we drink shit like four loco and roseidk really, I don't even drink anymore
Timmybros...
FoundOnRoadDead
>>154843322cautions breed cautions
>>154843336good for you.
>>154843296well bro, you'll need to win the raceunless you're bas brad shitposting during the race again, I have doubts you'll be winning that vending machine
Jeff Burton got in but not Greg Biffle?
I FUCKING HATE SPECTRUM YOU FAGGOTS BETTER GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER OR I'M SWITCHING
what channel is this shit on?? i searched my cable for nascar and coca-cola and don't see it
>>154843373They're waiting for the final NTSB report to come out
>>154843336>faggarts crossroadshehe
Was Timmy Hill the one who used a laptop with a desk fan to cool it during the COVID stuff?
>>154843412amazon
>>154843198EVERY road racer sucks at ovals when they show up in NASCAR. Every single one. If there's a driver that can figure it out, though, I bet it's SvG.
>>154843373It's close but Burton was slightly more successful in cup. Biffle won a busch and truck championship though, I could see arguments either direction.
Stumbled upon this schizo shit with some alternate history. This is who won in this worldhttps://differenthistory.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_NASCAR_seasons_(Johnsonverse)?so=search
>>154843412I couldn't find it either, I'm watching a Dutch stream of it. >>154843439gay, I always forget that they have their own TV thing
Friendly PSA since I know we never go to the doc>wet coughsIf yellow or green it either means your body is ejecting dead white blood cells from fighting a cold/flu/ or from fighting an infection.>cough lasts for 2 weeksMight still not be a big deal, could just be a viral or bacterial bronchitis, but this is when you want to go to your doctor. They may put you on antibiotics, prescribe an inhaler, nasal spray, etc.>shortness of breathStill might not be a big deal, but definitely a sign to go get checked out>a fever spike out of the blue or coughing up bloodstop everything and go to the ERAlso, you can always request a chest xray from your doc and they'll say yes. xrays will show fluid build up in lungs (pneumonia) or clouded areas that show some sort of infection or something else. In that case they may decide for a different scan to figure it out. If you try to ride out pneumonia you have a good chance of beating it, but you're playing chicken with sepsis and getting 1-shotted out of the blue.
They should automatically let KB into the Hall of Fame
>>154843422Wasn’t there a driver named Faggart in the 90s?
>>154843435I know he was using a steering wheel on a table and a folding chairDenny was using a full sim
>>154843480Agreed. He should be in this year's class. It's a no brainer and I think NASCAR will do it.
>>154843439what the fuck is this commie bullshit. guess i'll pirate the stream
They will never get rid of stages but can they at least make the yellow laps NOT count ffs
>>154843480they probably will, i'm curious if they'll do the same for biff
Still cant believe Kyle died
>>154843468i do all that and im not deadskill issue
>>154843551are you a smoker?
>>154843547>>154843547Both he and the biff was a gut punch.
>>154843564sipper
>>154843534most americans don't even know how to count, so it doesn't matter
>>154843547It makes no sense, dont try to rationalize it
>>154842746Stewart definitely did mean to hit that guy
29% apr ads
>>154843468Thank, anon. This reminds me. I haven't seen Florida Man all weekend...
Does James aka Austin Ogonoski aka pizzasubcombo still lurk here?
>311 laps downhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYBIRHi5-o8
They don't make names like these anymore >Dick Passwater>Dick Trickle>Slick Johnson
COME ON VORTEX THEORY!!!GIVE US YOUR ENERGY
>RAIN IN FIVERAIN IN FIVE>RAIN IN FIVERAIN IN FIVE>RAIN IN FIVE
>>154843480>2 time cup champ>gojillion wins across all 3 seriesYea, he's in. No doubt.
Larson would be winning if his car wasn't a piece of shit.
cmon vortex
>>154843630yeah he had /sp/ bookmarked on his toolbar in one of his recent vids
svg surge
Whoa Melonman nearly left-hooked Hovercar
INCOMING
Watermelon bros...
>>154843714and then he wrecked
hop in cunts we're going to the top 5
melonmen...
>Crashtain
I hope Ross is okay...
>>154843657Dick Seaman
F
actual death
Rolling for fatal juan
OH NO!This caution will end our vortex!rain for sure now!
Wrecky Spinhouse is back!
Wrecky why do Melonman like that?
>rain incoming>gibbs first>cawshuni do not like this script
I guess he threw it all down the Chasdrain
>>154843742>>154843748if he's dead then how is he getting out of the car?
>>154841865Time for him to go fuck a watermelon
Stupid Wrecky Spinhouse.Also, the front of Chastain's car looked like a Dodge Charger after the crash.
>ch/a/stainhow does wrecky still have a ride
Big fucking hit jeez
Fuck Ricky Stinkhouse.
wrecky sharthaus is a menace
Wrecky just dumped him
>>154843771dead gyal walking
>Wrecky "Danica's Ex" Shithouse
crackhouse isn't going to have any money left for project 91 at this rate
Why do all NASCAR/AMR safety team officials look like fat, disgusting slobs in their fire suits? Does NASCAR not have some kind of training requirements?
Why did Chastain wreck himself
>>154843815
>>154843673I think they mean “don’t wait to put him in do it now”
>>154843804man, he has had sex with Danica many, many more times than anyone in this thread.
>>154843774Do you think that would feel good?
>>154843815They are all clones of Mike Helton.
>>154843819fuck off ricky
>>154843815Even worse a frightening amount of them are female.
If I was a nascar driver who died suddenly I wouldn't my body strapped to the hood of the car so that I could finish my last race and go over the line before the car. You know you would too.
>>154841865The points after this race really will be a nightmare scenario
That wasn't an egregious block or clear by Chastain. Obv Stenhouse had momentum, but turn down and pass him. Wrecking him for that is bad and Ross will 100% return that favor. 47 would have cleared him back into the next corner.
>>154843840lol
>>154843858The Melon Man rides again.
How is it the only non Toyota doing good besides Larson is SVG
>staying out Did they see Chastain go from 1st to 30th in stage 1?
This is how SVG can still win it bros
Total yoder DEATH
>>154843882me trying to get best buy discounts
>>154843893beat gibblet on the restartrainez
>>154843850Cremate me, make diamonds out of my ashes, put those diamonds in every car on the grid for the next Daytona 500. That's the tribute I'd want.
Would a rain out win still count as a "muh oval" win for svg
>>154843888I'm telling you it's because Charlotte is a road track now
This has been SVG's most impressive race imo. No wonky strat or anything, just been racing in the top 10 all night. After Larson, he's been the best Chevy.
>>154843934Montoya and Ambrose couldn't do it so yeah
Chop me into slices encased in glass and throw me onto the track at random times to create yellows like a Mario cart banana.
vortexbros...
>>154843893I'm ok with this, especially if Gibbs and the faggot ass Toyotas don't win.
>>154843934Of course.
>>154843950Trackhouse was waiting for that road race win check to clear before hiring a competent pit crew and chief.
>>154843934summary execution of the rest of the grid would count
>>154843934That is certainly what the record books would show.I just hope he dumps Gibbs on the way to the front.
Larson or SVG stealing this from the cheated up Yoders would be kino
>>154843992Truth Nuke.
snotty mclaughshit could never
no more adsburgers are free
ESS VEE GEEESS VEE GEEESS VEE GEEESS VEE GEEESS VEE GEEESS VEE GEEESS VEE GEE
Only knew this was happening because of Kyle this week. Also, have never actually tuned into a NASCAR race, but BBall is a snooze fest, so here we go. What am I in for? Will I become a lifelong fan? Who will be the guy I watch now (Kyle was my favorite cuz he'd throw haymakers at dudes)?
>SVG leadingSTOP THE COUNT
>>154843950I think the no tires is gonna kill their race tho
SVG SVG SVG SVGI'm not even australian
>Commercial free for the rest 6 the race.Dose Amazon show Commercials???!?What a pack kf faggot shit!
>WEATHER Tech car>RAIN
BIG JUAN.
BIG JUANCAM ON RAIN PLEASE FOR SVG
>>154843992they'll wreck him before letting a dirty foreigner win on an oval
BIG JUAN
ESSVEEGEE
medjium juan
JUANJUANJUAN
Inb4 rain shortened SVG win and boomers on fb still call him a one trick pony and cant win at a “real track” (an oval)
Lightning now, please.
BEEEEEEEEEEG JUAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>inb4 jinxhas anyone ever won a road course and oval back to back?
RAIN RAIN RAIN RAIN NOW CALL IT PUT IT OUT LIGHTNING TORNADO
my stream is like 3 laps behind lol
STAY OUT AND WAIT FOR RAIN YOU FOOL
oh that sucks
was that lelgano who dumped him?THINK OF THE FUCKING VORTEX JOEY
SVG SURGE AND A HELPFUL MEDIUM JUAN
Why their IQ dropping?
>>154844046I'm just going to assume Jeff Gordon did it in 1998
*does a spine tingling rain haka*
Cmon where’s the rain we were promised
>>154844046Gordon or Busch probably
>>154844064Low attention span for a long race.
>>154841865I HATE SVG BUT ANYONE IS BETTER THAN REDDICK. 23XI. AND HAMLIN
>>154844046Jeff Gordon would be a good candidate...dunno though.
Poured me one of these, extremely good beer, would reccomend
>>154844064side effects of incoming vortex
>>154844001>What am I in for?No telling, it right get rain/lightening shortened at any time.Shane van Ginsbergin SVG is the clear hero (he's never won an oval race in NASCAR) anyone in a Toyota is a bad guy except Bell, and even then...
red flag this shit
PLEASE GOD LET IT RAIN STOP THE COUNT>>154844001you're in for burnt rubber, victory and broken dreams. pick a number driver paint scheme you like and ride with em.
can a tech bro make this a webm https://youtube.com/shorts/1GQBDmyWHHk?si=ZdWziAcnLTUMJs1g
Get the whanau to do a maori rain dance
Guys, I’ve finally taken the diecast plunge. Especially the 1:24’s. How do you normally select your cars? I’ve been going by my favorite drivers and what looks cool at the time such as Larson, Hocevar, and Chastain.
>>154844084How can you hate SVG? He seems like a total bro
>>154844011SVG is obviously the hero here.
Tony Stewart did it in 05
>>154844109Trackhouse Racing is based in general.
>>154844105is customdiecastbro still here?
>>154844105I look for lot sales on ebay and goodwillAnd whatever they have at Ollie's or Ross Dress for Less
>>154844105Favorite drivers. Cool schemes. Any brand you like. Then you can move onto rare diecasts and shit. I just started collecting too
>>154844099Can you find a version that's not a a vertical video? It cuts off most of the action
His first oval win being the 600 would be the coolest shit ever
>>154844087Looks yummy. Enjoy!
Ross puts SVG on a pedestal is the proof that Suarez was the asshole at trackhouse.
Is this the same caution from watermelon smashing?
>>154844152was this ever up for debate?
>>154844156there was a juan a few laps in
>I just plow, IDK what else to do.
>>154844139Only if it’s fully ran and not canceled by rain
>>154844156Yes it is
>>154844156larger juan straight after
>>154844184If it means beating the most cheated yoders of all time I don’t care about it being shortened
>haarp in effect
>>154844105Whatever's discounted if it's a driver or scheme that I like, or if it was a winner from a good race that I was out>the 1:24s are pretty expensive now, they keep removing features but jacking up the price
Bayne?
WE CANT HAVE A DAMN EUROPEAN WINNING ON MEMORIAL DAY________________________________Smoke Tires, not Drugs1969 Dodge Challenger1972 Chevelle SS, 4 Speed2005 Dodge Ram 2500 Daily DriverWife told me no more or shes leavingPROUD DEPLORABLEWWG1WGA
>>154844129Ask him. https://x.com/cpk_diecast>*do not ask me how i know
always attack the bottom
>>154844211I just want SVG to get an oval win. It would probably fully unlock his oval racing ability.
>no rain for the rest of the raceof fucking course it'll stay dry when we want rain
rolling for win
>>154844244
>>154844284>jim jam
>>154844284GIMMIE
>>154844284rolling for svg
>>154842949is it even debated anymore? Evernham wanted him gone because he badmouthed Ray Evernham for wasting team resources on a shitty woman driver just to get into her race suit.
Fuck he almost had it.
>>154844284CAM ON SHANE
>>154844297Dubs and this is winroll
SICK of these dadgum cheetin yoders
FUCKING CHEATIN YODERS FAGGOTSSSS
it's over
Wtf is BuildyourSubmarines ?
>larson just droppinggoddamn yoders
SVG made Hamlin look like a bitch for two laps at least
take the fucking low line wtf
svg put up a good fight but yoda gonna yoda
>Bad Guys winIts what Kyle would have wanted...
>>154844099
>Gibbs has the fastest lap of the dayGrim.
What the fuck happened to Dillon?
Maybe Trackhouse should have joined the class action for the Nascourt buff...
Its hilarious how OP the cheating yodas are
DALE IS DEAD
>>154841865This is a bad day for Hocevar lovers everywhere.
>
SVG hanging on way better than I expected
>>154844402Done blowed up.
>>154844421So real
Fucks sake, red dick got 50 more HP, it cant be.
hamlel will definitely put Bell in the wall if he has the chance
svg is gonna pit for tires and pass everyone like at the glen
>>154844421lel
Im gonna miss posting >kryle memes. God he was so unlikeable but it made so much fun to watch. Perfect villain in NASCAR.
Just seeing every car run an inch off the wall on the straightaway is insane.
>>154844444checked but not habbening
>>154844444QUINTS OF TRUTH
>>154844421I asked about this pic last week thanks anon for posting
>>154844444check'd
>>154844444You wish, Texas.
>>154844444WITNESSED
>>154844451but when i do it its called reckless driving and public endangerment
Danny Suarez still in the mix
>>154844450why would we stop posting them?
>>154844396thanks dog
>>154844444Only a miracle Texasbro.
and it's over
>lightning 6 miles outIt's over.
Thats ball game.
>>154844477Do the right thing and commit a terrorism attack
FUCKNO
Fucking 30mins
>lightning in area
>lightning
FUUUUUCK 10 LAPS TOO LATE FUUUUUCK
>lightningactually over fuck
the lightning was like 15 mins too late for SVG :(
>Bell wins again
If SVG could have held on for just a bit longer. Fuck.
Shut it down!!!
>bell winbetter than gibbs, ggs.
Owari da, fuck toyota.
>>154844485Good point
>>154844532We needed an engine to dump shit everywhere during the bug whan
20 minutes too late>>154844099there you go
it's fucking over
its almost midnight ffs
If ya aint cheatin ya aint tryin
Being an ASSCAR fan is nothing but pain.
I don't think it's gonna rain. We'll finish 600 miles.
>explaining the gay point system during a lightning delay Kill me.
just call itits over
>Interstate Batteries Camry in the lead
>Cleared WE ARE SO BACK.
>starting points>2000
>fuck your lightning hold
>>154844485because he is dead, did you hear?
AMIGO?!
haha van jizzburger
So they're just gonna drive for 30 minutes? do they even have the gas?
Wait, are we just making it up as we go?
I slept for a while, glad there are still some laps to go. Did I miss anything?
WHAT?No more 30 minute retardation?Thank fucking Christ.
SVG has worst pit stop of all time
>actual fuckery yellow
suarez is gonna crash
>NASCAR is ran by incompetent retardsWhoa no way.
OH OF FUCKING COURSE IT'S THE LAST PIT THEY CHOKE ON. FUCKING HANG TRACKHOUSE CREW FROM JUMPER CABLES
uh... lightning doesn't move, it strikes
>>154844638That sucked
You guys like prime more than fox?
>>154844664aussie seething
>SVG in 12th nowLmao they fucked him so bad.
>>154844681Yes, Prime is better than every other network for coverage. Tho CW has the best booth.
>>154844664Tell us how you really feel
>>154844681jesus christ clint
we desperately needs a little sprinkle for a bit on the track
Drank a six pack early left to buy another six pack drank it already, searching to mix a cocktail, race still have 30 minutes to finish it.I love Coke 600
>>154844712I got this *unzip*
>>154844712dont put that evil on my evening ricky bobby
>>154844681FOX doesnt care about NASCAR anymore, and their indycar work, mainly truggs at st pete was better than the NASCAR team.
>>154844681I prefer ziggo.
Roflmao giz
only thing i'll miss from fox, i felt like they showed far less of jamie this year
>NASCAR making the rules up as they go
gizza robbed
COME ONE CAUTION
Raining in 1 and 2
Are you fucking shitting me?
AMIGO IS GONNA WIN AAAAAAAAAAAAA
AND LE CAUTION LE WAVES!
PUT THOSE FUCKING YODERS IN THE FUCKING WALL
F O R.W H A T .
>>154844765HELL YEAH
This is gay
This is my favorite NASCAR crash. Amazing how they both survived.https://youtu.be/oT0HXnLHivI?si=X4OrKWojb2Czh6Xo
>you're good to go>spic takes the lead>jk the race is over
Whats gayer, rain shortened races or fuel mileage races
>>154844750Joon yuh has good taste
Zero raindrops for fucks sake
amigo winning with trackhouse fuckicide would be so funny and based
Can the spotters not use a umbrella?
This won't even go red. The rain is moving away from track and bigger cells are hours away. As much as I'd love a Chevy to steal this shit with rain, it's gonna go back green and we'll finish.
>swarez lands ass backwards into a win after doing fuck all tonightthe xi method
Danny is going to win this.
>>154844809dirty track racesjust pitiful
cup holders!
I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAVE TO DRIVE ON MY HYDROPHPBIC ASS TYRE COMPOUND FOR FREE YOU CAN DO IT FOR PAY
How do we fix Charlottesville?
>>154844809Prolly tranny porn
Justin Marks is gonna have a generational melty if Suarez wins
For fuck's sake. I will be back to my sleep. Good night, folks!See y'all at Nashville, or maybe Michigan.
>>154844837*Denny
Somebody needs to call ICE on the 7
>>154844814No one wants smolett suarez to win, this motherfucker is even hated at mexico too.
For me it's the custom mousepad his mom got him.
>>154844664I feel like they do that a lot. So did SHR.
It will be a nightmare scenario if Suarez wins on memorial day weekend of all weekends.
>>154844850taco comentators won't shut up about it for the rest of the decade
Justin marks will be out on the track with a hair dryer to try and dry the track with suarez up front
>>154844809The person you jerks it to the lower of those two images is gayer, but you're gay to fap to either of them.
>>154844847allow to switch to inters
>>154844850Worth it.
>>154844853Good Night homie, Suárez is winning this.
I've almost been watching motorvrooms for 12hrs
consoomer cellular timing tower
>>154844892KEK
>>154844881He shouldve won it a few years ago, he had a rocketshit one year and ended up getting wrecked. Cant remember when it was.
>>154844908do you feel like you're a better driver now?
>>154844908Isn't it like noon there?You've been watching since midnight on a Monday morning?
>>154844908I'm fucking trashed idk if I can make it
>>154844908I typically watch 18 hours straight when theres a 24 hour race on
>>154844868That mousepad ain't custom
it's ogre amigos
Spire's check bounced. Gibbs didn't
>>154844908Amen brother you doing the marathon of series as well? Formula 1 almost made me fall asleep.
>>154844934Watched Indy 500, Canadian GP and now Coke 600 blessed weekend
red flag kino coming?
Why did Shane Van Cheeseburger's crew fuck him?
>>154844984vortex bros....we were too cocky
>>154844809Michael Waltrip
its fucking ogregifted win
>>154844983hell yea brother.
>>154844995
meteorologist here. we will finish. track won't be lost. the actual rain is 2-3 hours away, the track just caught the ass end of a fatty.
Rolling for how many racing laps we'll get for the rest of the night
If anything the cartel paid driver gets disqualified
>>154844908I'm watching vrooms since fridayit's holiday here this monday
>>154845006I'm not a meteorologist but those don't sound like the correct terms
>>154845009I'll take it
Well I’m fine with mi amigo Suarez. Anyone but Hamlin/reddick atp
Wait did they actually do a coca cola ad in the sky via drones?Fuck this gay earth
>>154845020maybe not for kiwis, but I assure you my nomenclature is correct by burger standards.
>>154844996
>>154845009Rolling for who causes the big juan that ends those last 9 laps before the rain moves in
>they called it
>>154845038Did you think those drones were just flying out there for fun?
>>154845038You just did a wrongthink goy, a Palantir drone broke from the coke formation and is on its way to your face with plastic explosives
ngl i fuck with the current camry would a trd boat as a daily
is it just for me or is the “murrica” stuff in the all star race feel weird since learning that Israel has been blackmailing donald to force him to help fight iran, thus confirming hes apart of the zog machine?yes im drunk, i become very antisemitic when im drunk
-6 on the last pit stop for the 97. PATHETIC.
FIRE UP
We have a window bros. We'll finish all 600.
>>154845043I believe our nomenclature instead of fatty would be "person of healthy at any size."
>>154845102smugling a danica tier ass under those jeansdont post this
>>154845085Why did they take this from us?
Are they just giving the drivers a humiliation ritual?
>>154845103youre awake brotherfeel the rain on your skin
>>154844993I think they're black. So we can't ridicule them.
>>154844984Started with a crap Trucks race.Please, just let this race end.
My balls are completely blue.
it's lightning and drizzling and they're going green? are we in bizarro world?????
Do they have butt massage machines in the cars because after sitting for 5 hours it would hurt a lot
>>154845129Maybe in Wellington you faggot
Carl is too good to be the rando side analyst for Prime. Need him in the booth.
>>154845120It's not like 1am in Chile? you need to rest man
>>154845103Go back
>>154845147Trump is President. You don't have to pretend to like them anymore
>>154845153Gibbs has a vibrating plug in
>>154845152roger called the ag they wont seek charges
BOYS GOING TARPS OFF.
>>154845152We want to finish 600 for Kyle
>>15484515611 pm, same as the track
>>154845154more like beef wellington
>>154845152They're doing it for Kyle. He would've wanted them to all die in a Juan.
>>154845135Because you refuse to kill those attacking you, your culture, and your nation.
>>154845168He isn’t like that. Zilisch and his boyfriend are like that though.
please win this suarez
oh lawd he gone
AMIGO GOGOGO
Suarez's ECU just got updated for another 30hp.
Dirty fucking Toyotas.
God we need another caution
Rolling for biggest juan
Let's hope they both get flats from that.>RainDammit
As long as it aint a yoda or a faggot ford
This is so gay
ASSCAR tried to rig it and Danny said fuck off
just stop this shit wtf
>rain in 2>again
>>154844993Don't want to make the Americans feel too bad.
Aaaand now its over.
arca > nascar
JGR is busy typing up another amendment to the Spire lawsuit
its done
holy fuck just make them put rain tires on and let them go
>there's a little room behind this!>massive thunderstorm brewing in the distance
I'm 9 beers deep bros I dunno if I can ride out another rain delay.
humiliation ritual
>>154845245dainty burger hands cant cut grooves in slicks
>2 hours Yeah its donezo.
When dodge comes to cup, they should have raja and bubba drive chargers.
>>154845070That only happens in Ukraine. They would never do that here.
Heavy Rain god wants a Suarez win
They could have moved the start up by 30 minutes and we'd be done already.
just fucking call itit's over
>mexican wins in a red white and blue chevy on memorial dayglorious
RACE IS OFFICIAL
Spirebros WW@
>>154841865Gay people goon to Suarez btw
JUSTIN MARKS SEETHING KWAB
>>154845270kryle is trolling us
its spittin lads its actually done this time
What a shit ending lol. At least the yoders lost.
Huh, I'm fine with this, desu.But do they have a piñata ready?
>>154845287>JUSTIN MARKS SEETHING KWABwhy
Tenochtitlan has smiled on Charlotte, North Carolina.
That was pathetic
Lololol faggot Toyotas fought eachother and lost the race.
SWERVEZ!!!!
Fuck
>what a tribute to kyle buschhuh? am i missing somethign?
now that's an anticlimactic ending to the day
#rapeCheatingYodas
>>154845310>>what a tribute to kyle busch>huh? am i missing somethign?i was wondering same thing
So what's the moral of this race?
Stinks they called it for rain but lol get fucked Toyota's. Also Suarez winning is nice.
the gayest possible end to the day after indy kino and not disgusting f1
And the Indy 500 was the superior race again.Fuck ASSCAR
>di juan min salat
>>154845279tbf that is pretty much the average Chevy driver
I don't mind him winning but asscar is so fucking frustrating to watch.
>>154845310Kyle mentored him
>>154845287they literally dominated the last points race with his 2 replacements
>>154845318>not disgusting f1Wtf are you smoking? That race blew.
Should have been SVG...
>>154845314They talked about it but Kyle helped him a bunch when he was just starting out.
Daniel Suarez is now my 2nd favorite driver
>>154845318The Truck race had the gayest possible end (timed end because the Indy 500 was in an hour on another channel).
Justin Marks is calling ICE as we speak
Trucks and Orly sucked assThis one was a bit shit in that "take 2 tires and pray" ended up being the winning strategy and a mid team/car/fellow wins with it because no one ahead of him triedBut he did beat JGR so it's fine
>>154845220I kind of like Ford, so I'm a but reluctant tompost this, but...
>>154845326>>154845335ah makes sense, was a little lost for a second.decent winner, better than gibbs or hamlel so i'm happy.
>>154845334yep at least I sold my bet shares while he was in the lead
DANIEL
blunder of the millenniumuntil next week of course
>>154841865TOYOTA KWAB
>>154845342Kek what a mark bitch. Shit ending and winner though
it stopped raining already kek
We did it amigos
Is this Suarez last day in America?
>>154843931Expected Mexican lack of taste.
Chudbros, what now?
>>154845340Yeah, that shit was retarded
>>154845310>>154845314
>>154845315Rain races are the fucking best.
>>154845359mucho congratulación cabron
>>154845334Yes, but he can take away that he put it to the best of the oval racers for not quite 600 miles. Clearly took a step up today with his oval craft. I think he’ll get one eventually
>stream killed out of angergo off king>>154845333unfortunately it was ok for this seasonthe bar iswell weve forgotten where we dropped it so just pretend>>154845340i dont watch trucks
>>154845318The only good result today was Toyota didn't win this race.
>>154845358Its not that it stopped raining, but it rained enough that they would need to dry the track which would take an hour. And by then more rain might move in. Honestly considering the forecast and the rest of the weekend im surprised we got as much of the race as we did.
Congrats on winning the World 559.5, Amigo
>>154845384Muchos tacos fren
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=llvP7JQYVt4:')
>>154845423What about Dead Kyle Busch reaction?
>>154845386>i dont watch trucksIt's usually pretty good, but it wasn't today.
Erm where’s the bow
>>154841865No bow. Calling ICE.
this is so gay i should finally kill myself
>>154845315600 laps are too many for a NASCAR race.
>one last fuck you to JGR from beyond the gravemakes it a lot funnier when daniel also got fucked by JGRbased kryle
I don’t know how Katherine Legge is allowed in any car on any track. She manages to fuck shit up no matter what. She’s ended careers because she wasn’t paying attention. She’s a threat to life and limb in every series. Ban her for life PLEASE
>>154841865We are in a nightmare scenario with points
>>154845458Trvke
>>154845315best weekend in nascar. it's going to be one to be talked about for decades.
svg in 11th leaves a sour taste, the guy was genuinely competitive all night and even looked like he had a legitimate shot, but took the lead 20 minutes too early>>154845458>daniel also got fucked by JGRthe guy didn't even made the playoff when his teammates were battling wins and championships every week, replacing him with troox was a no brainer
>>154845481Because she can suck a grapefruit through a straw.
its an environmental hazard till you figure out the right order
amd amx gonna fly down from canada to party with his brother in law
Who deserved the win in each race this weekend?
Mickey Mouse weekend
>>154845544* mickey mouse MEMORIAL weekend
SVGs on the post race
>>154845535SVG and Chastain. Trackhouse is punishing our boys.
>>154845502JGR is well known for having one car being an in race test mule for shitty setups and orther experimental crap. That was Suarez when he was there
>When SVG learned EnglishKek, great slip Carl.
>>154845607Watch Larson not win any races but still win the cup on points.
>>154845535>love>riggs is fine but needed to go the distance>pato>wood bros.
>>154845662Love is going to have a meltdown soon. I just hope it’s on track and on camera instead of on social media like a bitch
>>154845607>the heartoof
>>154845600SVG should’ve just went with it to fuck with him lel
>>154845607It would be peak Cody Ware to not to pass a dead guy in points
>>154845758we're halfway through and he has less than half his points. entirely possible
>>154845655>Watch Larson not win any races but still win the cup on points.
I dream of a day when stock cars are actually stock cars and the average race speed is greater than 200mph. Eurotrash please save us.
