Aves (3) vs Golden Knights (3) - 2nd Period News >Stone and Makar back >Mackinnon is dead Previous >>154840967
Last I checked it was 3-0. How's it going now?
>>154843184my rat :(
kwaaaaaasofpusy
>>154843204the game is now tied
is 3-0 the new most dangerous lead? many are asking...
>>154843187If only his knee grows...
>>154843187>>154843204>assvs
Avs bros... how do we come back from this?
your nazem kadrisyour keegan kolesarsyour kandre millers
My nuckies would bootyblast the fraudvalanche
>>1548432043-3, im afraid
>>154843187AIIIIIEEEE I KNEEL KNIGHT SAMA
>>154843204avies are choking hard
inject bitchkinnon with horse semen STAT
assvs are blowing it
>>154843222It always has been
Is Kolesar Serbian?
>>154843204MACKINNON WAS BEHEADED BY THE KNIGHTS TABLE
the assvs are getting swept if they fail to win this gameI mean they look mentally broken right now but losing will just mean a full give up waiting for the golf course
>>154843222Checked
just alt tabbed over from my vidya the game is still 3-0 and over, right?
Yeah Avs gonna get raped.
>>154843256both him and tupac
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154843222Fucking tourist.
Just admit it:Gary has been COOKING this year
Just tuned it. Redpill me on the game.
>>154843262good season, Avs. At least you got the president’s trophy
>>154843235JEN
Mackinnon is ded
Mackinnon's gone bros. We've won.
the avs could really use a proven western conference monster like stu skinner
>>154843286
>>154843246he needs crosby's
dilly sisters...
KWABOTY
GET OFF THE ICE RETARD
>>154843290Aves suck and the Golden Knights have become OUR team
this entire series is one huge COACHMOGGING session, bro is completely outclassed by Torts, reminds me of that Knob retard doing absolutely NOTHING while Paulie was Pauliepuck raping them for weeks
Why did they let a negro score
wow the aves sure do suckhow they make it this far?
Is a member of the US olympic team guaranteed to win the stanley cup?
when i say, kwa, you say softpusykwa
Bouchard wouldn't have given that away
>>154843350Nobody can compete with Torts and his big brain. Michkov is a bust
werent the avs supposed to be good?
mAAACK!ar playing like shit
We're all Habs fans now bros
>>154843369Not sure. But mainly bullshit and the Wild being injured.
Wait... the Assves were the ones collapsing and not Vegass? Just tuned in
im just so fatigued watching hockey nowadays.
>>154843396>listening to /hoc/
I thought Eichel was going to score
shouldn't have swept my oiliers. now you get to watch the villains get their way.
Dammit Aves..Look you're either an avalanche or your just falling down a mountain. STOP SUCKING!
Mackinnon puckmogged while Hart jesterkeeping as Marner and the boys aura explodes allowing Torts to give MacFarland a lethal cortisol spike.
I swear I saw Grigorenko in that ad for that Sabres documentary, I must be turning a new type of retarded
>>154843396No. I knew they were frauds who'd get exposed eventually
>>154843396No. They've never been good even once.
This Mitch Marner guy isn’t bad, why didn’t the laffs resign him?
>>154843424>VGK LEADS 1-0
>>154843407tuning in from plant retard i see
>vegass will be advancing to the finalsunfortunate
>>154843463he hates toronto
Is Torts the best coach?
>>154843413That's not possible for cucknadians.
>>154843463
>>154843396Presidents cup rarely nets a Gary Cup as well.>Since it was first awarded in 1985-86, just eight Presidents' Trophy winners have went on to capture the Cup.
>>154843463They had unpopular management previous to our sundin
>>154843424Does anyone have the one of mcdavid beating up some random Star because one of his teammates breathed in the vicinity of Drai
>>154843424And we'll sweep them again.
>choke a 3 goals lead away>MacKinnon deadYeah don't even bother playing game 4. The Avs are done.
yeah im sensing a vegas sweep
>>154843517Yet another blemish on the legacy of the Presidents Trophy. The actual hardest trophy to win in all of sports.
>>154843516> >MacKinnon deadWhat did i misssss
>>154843516MacKinnon came back on the ice, but not sure he's 100% now
>>154843516at least the finals are starting soon
>>154843508
>>154843529Blocked a shot just above his knee pad
Hope he aimed for his knee
At least they didn't choke a 3 goal lead in the 3rd period. Only in the second.
>>154843533he was limping
>>154843486>"He's the hero Vegas deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a loud guardian, a watchful protector... a Golden Knight."
a lot of bad karma from a vegas cup win you should be scared
you now remember alexandre giorgev
>>154843565he’s faking it
>i'm coming for that ass, anon
>>154843541>dumb hags in the stands lean back like they are going to burst through the plexiglass
>>154843529broken bussy
>>154843589Not really. Nevada hasn't done anything retarded recently other than the usual sports gambling rigging shit.
>>154843541How could you hate this guy
>>154843533>>154843565he went back to the locker room right after
>>154843599when is he not?
avies bros...what happened...
Do the Avalanche remind anyone else of the Capitals when Ovechkin was in his prime? Doing great in the regular season, but (with one exception) always choking in the playoffs.
>>154843585I clapped.
Jen crushing on Hart
>>154843622I'd be fine with that since it's at least entertaining to watch.
Gary's script is incredible. Avs hold on to win Game 3. Win Game 4. Mackinnon returns, gets a hatter in Games 5 and 6. MVP. The autist crowd goes wild.
someone tell the retard ron mclean that excaliburn isnt the sword in the stone. fucking retard.
>>154843565why don't they just put cute little deflector dishes on their knees?
>>154843622just like my leafs
>>154843643she clearly does not believe in e.m.
We believe in EM. We are all Canucks
>>154843622I see it. Ovi was a lolcow for a long time
>>154843643Who isn't? He's elite
Where is Bob Barker?
>>154843611>Nevada Retard everyone except Nevada has even getting in one the gambling epidemic. Especially C*n*cucks which are the worst of all>>154843611
Mark Messier should wear the same exact outfit as PK one time
>>154843751your reddit seems very optimized my friend
>>154843740If my Shhhieet wins I'm happy. If it don't then who cares?
>>154843622so like mcdavid
Avalanche are clearly in trouble
>>154843751Were redditrannies this seethey when the quacks lost
>>154843751imagine the seethe if he lifts the cup
why do i hate canadians so much bros
>>154843802i need it to happen
>>154843529soft pussy
>>154843600
>>154843802i want this so bad. also mitch for conn smythe
>>154843810Propaganda
>>154843751why do they hate carter hart?
>>154843691EM was a dumb whore with a fat arse.
>>154843802God I sure hope so!
>mackinnon>has not returnedkwab what a bitch
>>154843846Gary is devilous for writing such an evil script
>>154843854Instinct
>>154843751Why, did Hart come out of the MAGA closet or something?
>>154843810well if your worldview is primarily shaped by 4chan or other similar websites it's kind of to be expected
>>154843810because the face of canada is drastically different today than it was just 10 years ago
>>154843788IT WAS 3-0
>>154843833kek
>>154843810What kind of canadians?
>MacKinnonDed? Or benched?
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779212472657142.mp4
>but WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????cause shut the fuck up
>>154843810the canadians in vermont are nice
>not ruled outThat is NHL talk for, “he’s starting next season on injured reserve”
>>154843915based israeli/indian alliance
>>154843921Montpelier is for lovers -_->go Catamounts
>>154843923GODlike hairline
>>154843923literally me
no me eschucha
4 ON 4
>>154843923
>>154843894yes, and now the Knights have scored the last three goals on eight shots on the second periodavs must win this game or it is over, and the Knights are surging
>>154843923he wore a small hat as a child didn’t he?
>>154843599Average assves softpussy behavior then
>>154843948r/bald
>>154843915Why don't they ever get jeetas to do this? There wouldn't be kpop webms spammed here if it was Korean twinks.
>>154843951if aves lose then the series is over
>>154843953hes jewish?
>most dangerous draw in Kelowna
>>154843889>the face of canada is drastically different todaySadly, this is true and it is a self-inflicted wound.
>>154843965Jeets have been killing their daughters for decades since they have to pay to get them married away
>>154843810whatever is going on down there, and obviously it's pretty fuckin bad, I can't help but hate you too bro and I used to love you guys and go to New Hampshire and Maine all the time. now I'm having a hard time feeling bad for my friends and the more sensible americans down there. find a way to fix yourselves please.
>>154843923what creatine and stress do to a mf
I've snowboarded at Mt Tremblant several times, Canadian bros. Also did some rafting down the Ottawa river.
>>154843988What have been your favorite parts of Maine and New Hampshire, fren?
marnerian moves
>>154843972you kidding? curly hair. beady eyes. curved hook nose. cocksucker could played chuck jewmer in a documentary
that marner is real nifty i tell ya
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154843972check him out in the showers
>>154844017My evening marner was pretty good as well desu
just got the latest scriptnicolas roy overtime winner
>>154843923>>154843972>hes jewish?he sure does look like a member of the tiny hat club
i've never been outside alberta
CHIMPOUT
marner got flushed
>>154844036*own goal
>>154844050You've never lived
CHIMP OUT ALERT
>>154844050take a vacation sometime
marner ded. hope they find the sniper in the stands.
>>154844050I’ve never been to Alberta
>>154844050ive never been east of toronto
How dare you! How dare you try and score a goal! I must punch you.
>>154844042how can someone this small and weasel like, control so much?
>>154844000Bar Harbour is the greatest part of Maine
>>154844050>>154844068Come visit scenic Idaho, lad >just remember to leave when you're finished, naw mean?
who that drunk leafs guy that makes videos? like steve dangle if he wqasnt a libtard
>>154844050You should check out Kelowna.
>>154844092Good choice :)
I ate a Canadian girl's ass in a hotel room in Wildwood, NJ two summers ago.
>>154844097shannon?
>hoc has an increase of softpussy behavior whenever Vegas playsYeah theyre pretty based lmao
>>154844042Mark is not on the Jew list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jews_in_sports#Ice_hockey
yeah mackinnon should hit the showers
>>154844125>he is hiddentypical jew
SUZUKI?
>>154844112you're sick you cannibal!
Vegas is gonna win the cup
>IT WAS 3-0
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>4vsWHAT WAS THE SCORE AGAIN?!
>the city of Denver
>>154844178He couldn't accelerate and gave up
Yertle the turtle
>a4s
SSSSSSCCCCCAAAAARRRRRREE
HERTL THE TERTLE
it's overHabs-Vegas in the finals wow
this series is over
Oh no no no no no>three zero
>4 unanswered goals
LMAO IT WAS 3-0
ImagineTorts2 time Stanley Cup winner
softpusys are quiet as fuck now. kek
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
dylan sisters... copey just keeps winning...
>muh aviesHAHAHAHAHAHA
IT WAS 3-0>IT WAS 3-0IT WAS 3-0>IT WAS 3-0IT WAS 3-0>IT WAS 3-0IT WAS 3-0>IT WAS 3-0
T U R D L EURDLE
K W A BWAB
>4ssvs
>It's over for her Avsies
HERTL SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS
This Colorado implosion makes my dick hard
VIVA LAS VEGAS
IT'S OGRE FOR THE AVS AHAHAHAHAHA
Maybe the Avs should try their other good goalie
The Wild are far more skilled than these shitters.
maybe avs should get rid of these shit goalies
Avs fans, you sure you still want this team? Quebec City will gladly anything, even a dumpster team.
For the Avs, it's over
ofuckinwari da avkeks
>>154844112this sounds like the kind of thing that would happen there desu
fag4lanche
>A-V(roman numeral 5)-ES
IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0
KWAB
OOOOH MARNER IS FUCKING PISSED
HOLY FRAUDS
>>154844240>*ding dong*
Gary time incoming
god. i wish i wasnt on the road right now. id be softpusy posting like a mafucker so hard.
softpusy dive
>>154844050Sad
>>154844214Butch still gets his name on the Cup
marnerian
>SPLASHThe call was made!
>>154844245
>>154844245He might be the biggest loser of 2026
I was told the avs were good?
>>154844214>22 years between cupsWhat a meme coach
Gotta put the body on mackinnon
>>154844276He was
IT WAS 3-0
/hoc/ told me to expect an avs vs hurricanes cup final?
>>154844287*inserts my penis*
MARNER TO THE BOX
>>154844301F U M I N G
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>154844285Kolesar should knee him and put him into retirement
Need to start a gofundme for torts so he can rightly shit on these refs without eating another $100k fine
the soft pussys are gripping the stick hard
>>154844266why?
The Kings curse has transferred to the Avs.
>assv pp
lol nice power play>kadri afraid to shootrofl
Nice power play retards
>>154844301he grew up to be such a THUG!
>gary knights vs garycanes Gary chads eating good
soft pussysoft pp
I knew we were frauds bros. We never deserved to beat the Wild.
How do you finish first in the league and then get swept in the finals by a meme team?
>>154844301it's only game. y u heff to be so mad?
>>154844316I always figured management paid his fine
>>154844301cringe kino
>>154844324he's on the payroll
>>154844337what a chad
>>154844301MARNER YOU CAN NOT APPEAL YOUR BANCHECK BACK WHEN THE PP HAS EXPIRED
>>154844342Happens often, actually.
>>154844340a good reminder that celebrini personally swept the wild this year
>>154844342Fate
>>154844342regular season doesn't matter. don't you remember the 2023 bruins?
LOL
NATHAN HAD A CHANCE WELL HE REALLY DID (woah-oh)INSTEAD HE GOT SWEPT LIKE A LITTLE BITCH (woah-oh)
MaKWABon
>>154844266So would Torts
>>154844338always do
>>154844342gee I wonder?
>>154844368I 'member them>I pick them to win the Cup cause I'm a dumbass
>>154844355He used naughty words on /sp/ and is now on vacation
>>154844338Always!
IT WAS LITERALLY 3-0 LMAO
>>154844301
Have you all apologized to Marner yet?
>>154844376JEN
My dad says 3-0 is the most dangerous lead
Mackfaggot has overtaken mcgaykid in the KWABOTY race in ONE sunday. amazing.
what is marnerjeet thinking right now?
grimmer and grimmer and grimmer and grimmer and grimmer
>>154844418I'm drafting an apology letter right now
>>154844443>inconsolable>rags
>>154844430Is your Dad TBG???>clean your room, lad
>>154844434Mackinnon has a cup. Nothing else really matters after that.
The shitalanche are kwab of the season with stat history like that.
>>154844459I'm pretty sure my dad doesn't know what 4chan is
>misfitswhy are they still telling this lie?
>>154844430my dad doesn't watch hockey
>>154844443>off by 1
>>154844266That would be hilarious
>>154844443he's probably thinking about raping the next white girl who turns him down 2bqh
gary i will NOT be buying spicy subway sandwiches do not keep asking
knightrain, bottoms upI'm on the knightrain, fill my cupI'm on the knightrainAah, ahh, ahh, ahh, oh yeah
>>154844468but no gold medal. and that REALLY matters to him. kwab
>>154844446it's over for them
the avalanche, they are straight cheeks
>>154844113no its billsandison8042 thanks for nothing retard
>>154844479I’m sorry you grew up with a gay dad
Admit that Carter SHART is ELITE!
>>>my dad doesn't watch hockeyHow sad >mine doesn't either
>>154844418After he hoists Gary's cup I will refer to my massive dumps as Chaykas.
>>154844499claps and cheers
>>154844517but hockey is one of the five gayest sports
>>154844502It mattered to all of us and he failed.
>>154844512how she keep that big dumper in them little jeans?
>>154844479My dad's played in goal since he was a kidHe's 65He's had to stop recently cause of AFIB though
>>154844517I have walked in on him watching gay porn. he got married late in life and used to find excuses to not be home
>>154844539sheer will power
>>154844497Chipotle Southwest Steak & Cheese,hard to say, but if you please:start with a C,H-I-P,O-T,and then L-E!Chipotle, chipotle!Subway, eat fresh!
>>154844512does she shit with that ass???
>>154844497I'll try them if they're cheap
>>154844512Whoah momma.
>>154844538at least you got to watch someone win that game
>lolirado hasn't had a shot on goal in thirteen fucking minutesforget the puck, these nibbas can't even see the scoreboard
The golden knights are strutting around with the confidence of a supermodel in a bikini on a crowded beach
>>154844585yeah they're cooked
Apologize to the Chadcific
if my Wilds had Brodin and JEEK healthy, theyd beat this shit vegass team.
Avs tie the game, win in overtime, win in 7. Great script Gary ha ha you had me fooled for a minute there ha ha
>>154844585they're mentally buckbroken
>>154844594Everyone but soilers is cool.
at least they didn't score when McKinnon got hurt. That's worth more than losing the series.
>>154844527cheers bro
>>154844594I always knew the ducks were elite
>a55v5
>>154844588based priscilla poster has returned
>av5
>5vs
>twas 3-0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAha
>>154844588is she supposed to be hot?
AVS ARE FRAUDS
>assv5
>FIVE UNANSWERED GOALS
it was 3-0 lmao
Aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha>three zero
vegass finals. not like this gary...not like this...
Dagger. Vegas back to the Final.
>Assvs
HOWDEN SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS
FUCKING LMAO LETS GO BOYS
goodnight folks
Welp. Disappointing. Depressing. Just like my life. Gonna go dream of winning the lottery.
*be's unrapeable*
Lads help me out here. What was the score again?
KWWWWAAAAAASOOOOOFTPOOOOOOOSAAAYYYYYY
Goodbye you dumb fucking cunts.
it wasn't our year
LMFAOOOOOOOO
why did the avs give up
does Pietrangelo get another cup?
IT WAS 3-0>IT WAS 3-0 IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0 IT WAS 3-0 >IT WAS 3-0
>it was....
IT TWAS THRICE NAUGHT
>>154844594Image comfy af
For the Avs, it's ogre
Sweet flames bros we’re getting two first round picks for andersson! Go Vegas!
Fuck Nathan MacFaggot
This is why the Wild should be here. Colorado are absolute fucking shitters.
>>154844682they lost all momentum
>Was
Golden showers for Mackinnon.
marner has suffered more than mcdavid so it's only right that he gets a cup first
does bednar survive this?
>it was 3-0
ES WAR DREI TO NULL
yeah theres no way the assvs can come back with makar and mackinnon both injured
>>154844669Think it was 3-0
being forced to play dallas and wild in r1 and r2 seems to have taken quite the toll. maybe best record should play teams like 18th place anaheim and 15th utah instead of the 2nd and 3rd overall teams.
The Metro and the Central aren't anywhere near the Atlantic or the Pacific but can they compete with the Arctic or Indian?
>>154844588yikes
4-0 elimination compilation will be so sweet
>please tell me whyyyyyy, makar is in the the front yard and i'mmmmm sleeping with my clothes onnnnn
does Bednar survive?
aves should forfeit game 4
>>154844497You WILL buy the sandwich
Avsies bros...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmENMZFUU_0
Fuck the Avalanche. Anyone who cares about that teams is a dumb fuck.
>>154844726This nigga is so distraught he doesn't even know who Colofraudo played
good albertan boy carter hart
>>154844615Duckies/Knighties was the real WCF
>>154844732
i was told the avs had depth. is the avs depth in the house with us right now?
>>154844729I should start drafting my posts
good night bros
>>154844736major injuries probably saves him. not much you can do with mckinnon and makar ded.
get Butch as the new coach of the soft pussys
>>154844727
PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO PRISONI'LL SUCK YOUR COCKI'LL EAT YOUR SHIT
>>154844751He’s been accused of some pretty heinous stuff anon…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqlN_ir1I_0CUUUUUMMMMING IN MY VAAAAAGGGGGG CAAAAARTER WILLLLLLLL NOT LOOOOOSSSEEEE JUUUUUUST LIKE INNNNNN HIS CAAAAASSSSEEEE THE JUUUUDGEEE COULD SEEEEEE THE TRUUUUUTHHH
i'm just happy for hill :)
>>154844761they were talking about makar's bussy depth
Why does reddit hate Carter Hart? Did he do something too conservative?
>>154844755god i wish he did that to me
>>154844732JEN
The Wild are better then either of them x50 million.
>blocks the Avs path
>Miss the open net in the Olympics>Get knee blown out by a blocked shot in the WCFlol
Torts gave them a hell of a speech after 1st period.
emily lookin like a snack
>>154844785If they play the Canadiens in the finals, he'll have to sit in the stands with the fans lmao
A sweep will be dangerous to copey's health
>>154844769Hyvaa Yota Miska <3
>>154844790A whore accused him of raping her so her cuck husband wouldn't find out she wanted to have a train run on her
this nigga torts is just a cheat code huh
>>154844790HE DISRESPECTED A FEMALE
>>154844790He ran a train on a puckbunny, chick called one of the guys a pussy for not wanting to fuck her
>>154844804Ugliest trophy in the NHL too.
golden torts sounds like a sex act
How long until he asks to be traded?
>>154844779huehue
No one expected the avs to make it this far. They had a good season and will be back even better next season.
>>154844808torts came out naked in high heels with a hard on. just slowly walked around the room
>>154844815yes
>>154844808I would trust Torts with my life
For those new here, welcome to Avalanche playoff hockey under Bednar.8 out of 9 seasons complete and utter collapse by this team.This series is done. Vegas will complete the sweep on tuesday.Unexcusable and pathetic.Bednar needs to be fired tuesday immediately after the sweep.Sakic needs to move the dead weight off the team.
Cup chasing bitch
>>154844815imaging if a gay man said this to you. Would that be ok?
They're going to need some very powerful magnets to overcome the Canes strategy of putting 4 Samoans on their blue line.
cant even make it a gentlemen's sweep huh.. pathetic.. and with all that talent toowhat a waste
>>154844790He had consensual sex with a whore.
>>154844833=3 she seems nice
>>154844790i guess you could call it that, sure
>>154844828Wait, he was one of the world juniors that was on trial for that cunt?
>>154844835I thought Mild would expose them but the mild sucked even more
>>154844833>FUCK. CARTER. HART.EM beat you to it, sweetie
wtf sportsnet retards even saying? avs are outplaying the fuck out of vegas. goalie is shitting bed. they had like 40 shots or some shit this game. goalie shit bed last game too. lost game with 2 squeekers. yet theyre here saying everyone a passenger just watching game while vegas dominates. they dont even watch the fucking game.
>>154844833>how can i make this about me?every time kwarb
>>154844872yes
Okay it’s official flsmes fleeced vegass with the andersson trade
>>1548447401) Ginger2) Posh3) Sporty4) Baby...9001) Scary
>it was 3-0holy kwab
>>154844805He's the KWAB of the year
I’ve accepted the sweep. Tuesday most likely the last time we see Bednar behind the bench. This core is too good to be this bad on the PP and have a coach that doesn’t adjust AT ALL to the play styles of Dallass or Vegas. He’s been exposed and they need someone else. Thanks for the cup in 22, but it’s time to move on.
>>154844880Ah, I see. Glad to see he's making it in the NHL after all that.
>>154844833I have no idea what those acronyms mean
>>154844884its tough but at least carolina will beat them in the final
>>154844884
>>154844752in hindsight we're the real deal
>>154844828no he got a flaccid blowjob for 30 seconds and couldn't get hard rofl
>>154844911csa=consensual sexual assaultdpd=double penetration (dick)
>>154844911this is what urban dictionary has for one of them
Carolina vs Vegas will kill hockey
This is the biggest choke job in Colorado sports history. Back to back chokes in the 3rd. How many fucking stats do we have to break before Bednar is fired? How many games to I have to watch where I forget Val or Brock are on this team? How many pucks did we whiff on tonight? I don’t even recognize this team.
Honestly most hockey players are closest gay they suck dick more than women.
Holy shit I turned the game off when it was 3-0. What the fuck happened to Colorado mane?
Not a single bitch stepped up. Not one. Both superstars are playing through injury and not an single bitch steps up. Pathetic.Start Blackwood. scratch Nate and Cale. Feed the rest of these bitches to the dogs.
>>154844928Thanks for the explanation
>>154844833>Consensual Sexual Assault>Deep Pussy Dicking
>>154844944Yea, maybe
>>154844944this
I WAS AT THE GAME>I WAS AT THE GAMEI WAS AT THE GAME>I WAS AT THE GAMEI WAS AT THE GAME>I WAS AT THE GAMEI WAS AT THE GAME>I WAS AT THE GAME
waiting for shanny to sigh
>>154844944my rat is zesty
>>154844911Consensual sexual assault
I’m ready to be the biggest Carolina fan. To win in the playoffs, you gotta have some combination of lucky health, puck luck, and good coaching adjustments… all three of those have been abysmal in this series. Thank the lord for 2022. It’s not their fault that they all look injured af this year, but I will say that our core is unbelievably un-clutch, and I’m retroactively amazed that they did the damn thing in 2022 lol
>>154844969did you have a hot dog?
>>154844982All I remember is Aho being pissed against the Panthers for 2 years.
Schizophrenic. Mental collapse. Soft. Whatever you wanna call it it happened.The passengers from the past two games got off the bus for period one and immediately loaded back up after Vegas got their first goal.Stalwart regular season players like Wedgewood, Nelson, Malinski, and Burns are playing their worst hockey this series. The superstars are ghosting and now pretty beat up.Y'all have fun with game 4. If they can force a game 5, neat. I'll be doing something better with my time.
>>154844922It was a competitive series.Vegas just running a train on Denver here.
>>154844939Neechas is dogshit to. Soft as butter
cale walks and gets signed for 15 million/year for 8 years by chicago is my prediction
>>154844944well yes. the gentle puck bunny is a creature of infinite optimism, hoping for the one hockey guy in a thousand who wants to find a woman to have sex with instead of one willing to sign a binding contract to beard for 20 years.
Got a steaming post for next thread
>>154844968Is he saying "We fucked up...."I can't tell what he says after that
>>154844732Gem
>>154845025>>154845025>>154845025NEW
>>154844968Jordan Peterson?
>>154844851Not a lot going on in that head
>>154844901KWAB
>>154843533That was 1000% pure optics, there was no chance he was fit to have any real ice time or slot back into his line like nothing happened.
>>154844944Fuck of Kyle
>>154844824Fucking the town whore after she's filled up with other dudes semen...that's pretty fucking gay!>On July 24, all five defendants were found not guilty through acquittal with the judge stating, she did not find E.M.'s evidence "credible or reliable"Eh...maybe he didn't fuck her after all. He if did it was long time ago and it was stupid. I hope he caught a curable venereal disease, has fully recovered, and learned his lesson about putting his dick in crazy. The judge being a female and politely and eloquently saying "yo this ho is completely full of shit" seals the deal for him. I pronounce Carter Hart STD and criminal record free.
>>154843802Legitimately hoping this happens now.
>>154844935it'll be the habs dont worry anon, habs knights is gonna be kino
>>154844112This story absolutely tracks. >t. NJ resident and Wildwood enjoyer in my younger years
>>154845234No, that means marner gets a cup