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Aves (3) vs Golden Knights (3) - 2nd Period
News
>Stone and Makar back
>Mackinnon is dead
Previous >>154840967
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Last I checked it was 3-0. How's it going now?
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>>154843184
my rat :(
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kwaaaaaasofpusy
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>>154843204
the game is now tied
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is 3-0 the new most dangerous lead? many are asking...
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>>154843187
If only his knee grows...
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>>154843187
>>154843204
>assvs
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Avs bros... how do we come back from this?
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your nazem kadris
your keegan kolesars
your kandre millers
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My nuckies would bootyblast the fraudvalanche
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>>154843204
3-3, im afraid
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>>154843187
AIIIIIEEEE I KNEEL KNIGHT SAMA
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>>154843204
avies are choking hard
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inject bitchkinnon with horse semen STAT
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assvs are blowing it
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>>154843222
It always has been
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Is Kolesar Serbian?
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>>154843204
MACKINNON WAS BEHEADED BY THE KNIGHTS TABLE
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the assvs are getting swept if they fail to win this game
I mean they look mentally broken right now but losing will just mean a full give up waiting for the golf course
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>>154843222
Checked
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just alt tabbed over from my vidya the game is still 3-0 and over, right?
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Yeah Avs gonna get raped.
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>>154843256
both him and tupac
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>154843222
Fucking tourist.
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Just admit it:
Gary has been COOKING this year
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Just tuned it. Redpill me on the game.
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>>154843262
good season, Avs. At least you got the president’s trophy
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>>154843235
JEN
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Mackinnon is ded
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Mackinnon's gone bros. We've won.
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the avs could really use a proven western conference monster like stu skinner
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>>154843286
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>>154843246
he needs crosby's
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dilly sisters...
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KWABOTY
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GET OFF THE ICE RETARD
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>>154843290
Aves suck and the Golden Knights have become OUR team
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this entire series is one huge COACHMOGGING session, bro is completely outclassed by Torts, reminds me of that Knob retard doing absolutely NOTHING while Paulie was Pauliepuck raping them for weeks
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Why did they let a negro score
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wow the aves sure do suck
how they make it this far?
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Is a member of the US olympic team guaranteed to win the stanley cup?
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when i say, kwa, you say softpusy
kwa
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Bouchard wouldn't have given that away
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>>154843350
Nobody can compete with Torts and his big brain. Michkov is a bust
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werent the avs supposed to be good?
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mAAACK!ar playing like shit
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We're all Habs fans now bros
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>>154843369
Not sure. But mainly bullshit and the Wild being injured.
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Wait... the Assves were the ones collapsing and not Vegass? Just tuned in
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im just so fatigued watching hockey nowadays.
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>>154843396
>listening to /hoc/
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I thought Eichel was going to score
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shouldn't have swept my oiliers. now you get to watch the villains get their way.
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Dammit Aves..
Look you're either an avalanche or your just falling down a mountain.
STOP SUCKING!
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Mackinnon puckmogged while Hart jesterkeeping as Marner and the boys aura explodes allowing Torts to give MacFarland a lethal cortisol spike.
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I swear I saw Grigorenko in that ad for that Sabres documentary, I must be turning a new type of retarded
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>>154843396
No. I knew they were frauds who'd get exposed eventually
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>>154843396
No. They've never been good even once.
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This Mitch Marner guy isn’t bad, why didn’t the laffs resign him?
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>>154843424
>VGK LEADS 1-0
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>>154843407
tuning in from plant retard i see
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>vegass will be advancing to the finals
unfortunate
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>>154843463
he hates toronto
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Is Torts the best coach?
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>>154843413
That's not possible for cucknadians.
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>>154843463
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>>154843396
Presidents cup rarely nets a Gary Cup as well.
>Since it was first awarded in 1985-86, just eight Presidents' Trophy winners have went on to capture the Cup.
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>>154843463
They had unpopular management previous to our sundin
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>>154843424
Does anyone have the one of mcdavid beating up some random Star because one of his teammates breathed in the vicinity of Drai
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>>154843424
And we'll sweep them again.
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>choke a 3 goals lead away
>MacKinnon dead
Yeah don't even bother playing game 4. The Avs are done.
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yeah im sensing a vegas sweep
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>>154843517
Yet another blemish on the legacy of the Presidents Trophy. The actual hardest trophy to win in all of sports.
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>>154843516
> >MacKinnon dead
What did i misssss
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>>154843516
MacKinnon came back on the ice, but not sure he's 100% now
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>>154843516
at least the finals are starting soon
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>>154843508
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>>154843529
Blocked a shot just above his knee pad
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Hope he aimed for his knee
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At least they didn't choke a 3 goal lead in the 3rd period. Only in the second.
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>>154843533
he was limping
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>>154843486
>"He's the hero Vegas deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a loud guardian, a watchful protector... a Golden Knight."
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a lot of bad karma from a vegas cup win you should be scared
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you now remember alexandre giorgev
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>>154843565
he’s faking it
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>i'm coming for that ass, anon
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>>154843541
>dumb hags in the stands lean back like they are going to burst through the plexiglass
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>>154843529
broken bussy
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>>154843589
Not really. Nevada hasn't done anything retarded recently other than the usual sports gambling rigging shit.
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>>154843541
How could you hate this guy
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>>154843533
>>154843565
he went back to the locker room right after
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>>154843599
when is he not?
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avies bros...what happened...
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Do the Avalanche remind anyone else of the Capitals when Ovechkin was in his prime? Doing great in the regular season, but (with one exception) always choking in the playoffs.
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>>154843585
I clapped.
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Jen crushing on Hart
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>>154843622
I'd be fine with that since it's at least entertaining to watch.
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Gary's script is incredible. Avs hold on to win Game 3. Win Game 4. Mackinnon returns, gets a hatter in Games 5 and 6. MVP.

The autist crowd goes wild.
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someone tell the retard ron mclean that excaliburn isnt the sword in the stone. fucking retard.
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>>154843565
why don't they just put cute little deflector dishes on their knees?
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>>154843622
just like my leafs
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>>154843643
she clearly does not believe in e.m.
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We believe in EM. We are all Canucks
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>>154843622
I see it. Ovi was a lolcow for a long time
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>>154843643
Who isn't? He's elite
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Where is Bob Barker?
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>>154843611
>Nevada
Retard everyone except Nevada has even getting in one the gambling epidemic. Especially C*n*cucks which are the worst of all>>154843611
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Mark Messier should wear the same exact outfit as PK one time
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>>154843751
your reddit seems very optimized my friend
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>>154843740
If my Shhhieet wins I'm happy. If it don't then who cares?
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>>154843622
so like mcdavid
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Avalanche are clearly in trouble
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>>154843751
Were redditrannies this seethey when the quacks lost
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>>154843751
imagine the seethe if he lifts the cup
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why do i hate canadians so much bros
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>>154843802
i need it to happen
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>>154843529
soft pussy
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>>154843600
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>>154843802
i want this so bad. also mitch for conn smythe
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>>154843810
Propaganda
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>>154843751
why do they hate carter hart?
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>>154843691
EM was a dumb whore with a fat arse.
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>>154843802
God I sure hope so!
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>mackinnon
>has not returned

kwab what a bitch
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>>154843846
Gary is devilous for writing such an evil script
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>>154843854
Instinct
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>>154843751
Why, did Hart come out of the MAGA closet or something?
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>>154843810
well if your worldview is primarily shaped by 4chan or other similar websites it's kind of to be expected
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>>154843810
because the face of canada is drastically different today than it was just 10 years ago
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>>154843788
IT WAS 3-0
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>>154843833
kek
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>>154843810
What kind of canadians?
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>MacKinnon

Ded? Or benched?
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>but WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY????
cause shut the fuck up
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>>154843810
the canadians in vermont are nice
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>not ruled out
That is NHL talk for, “he’s starting next season on injured reserve”
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>>154843915
based israeli/indian alliance
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>>154843921
Montpelier is for lovers -_-
>go Catamounts
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>>154843923
GODlike hairline
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>>154843923
literally me
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no me eschucha
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4 ON 4
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>>154843923
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>>154843894
yes, and now the Knights have scored the last three goals on eight shots on the second period

avs must win this game or it is over, and the Knights are surging
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>>154843923
he wore a small hat as a child didn’t he?
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>>154843599
Average assves softpussy behavior then
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>>154843948
r/bald
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>>154843915
Why don't they ever get jeetas to do this? There wouldn't be kpop webms spammed here if it was Korean twinks.
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>>154843951
if aves lose then the series is over
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>>154843953
hes jewish?
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>most dangerous draw in Kelowna
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>>154843889
>the face of canada is drastically different today
Sadly, this is true and it is a self-inflicted wound.
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>>154843965
Jeets have been killing their daughters for decades since they have to pay to get them married away
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>>154843810
whatever is going on down there, and obviously it's pretty fuckin bad, I can't help but hate you too bro and I used to love you guys and go to New Hampshire and Maine all the time. now I'm having a hard time feeling bad for my friends and the more sensible americans down there. find a way to fix yourselves please.
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>>154843923
what creatine and stress do to a mf
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I've snowboarded at Mt Tremblant several times, Canadian bros. Also did some rafting down the Ottawa river.
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>>154843988
What have been your favorite parts of Maine and New Hampshire, fren?
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marnerian moves
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>>154843972
you kidding? curly hair. beady eyes. curved hook nose. cocksucker could played chuck jewmer in a documentary
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that marner is real nifty i tell ya
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>154843972
check him out in the showers
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>>154844017
My evening marner was pretty good as well desu
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just got the latest script
nicolas roy overtime winner
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>>154843923
>>154843972
>hes jewish?

he sure does look like a member of the tiny hat club
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i've never been outside alberta
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CHIMPOUT
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marner got flushed
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>>154844036
*own goal
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>>154844050
You've never lived
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CHIMP OUT ALERT
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>>154844050
take a vacation sometime
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marner ded. hope they find the sniper in the stands.
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>>154844050
I’ve never been to Alberta
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>>154844050
ive never been east of toronto
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How dare you! How dare you try and score a goal! I must punch you.
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>>154844042
how can someone this small and weasel like, control so much?
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>>154844000
Bar Harbour is the greatest part of Maine
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>>154844050
>>154844068
Come visit scenic Idaho, lad
>just remember to leave when you're finished, naw mean?
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who that drunk leafs guy that makes videos? like steve dangle if he wqasnt a libtard
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>>154844050
You should check out Kelowna.
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>>154844092
Good choice :)
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I ate a Canadian girl's ass in a hotel room in Wildwood, NJ two summers ago.
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>>154844097
shannon?
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>hoc has an increase of softpussy behavior whenever Vegas plays
Yeah theyre pretty based lmao
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>>154844042
Mark is not on the Jew list: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jews_in_sports#Ice_hockey
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yeah mackinnon should hit the showers
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>>154844125
>he is hidden
typical jew
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SUZUKI?
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>>154844112
you're sick you cannibal!
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Vegas is gonna win the cup
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>IT WAS 3-0
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>4vs
WHAT WAS THE SCORE AGAIN?!
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>the city of Denver
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>>154844178
He couldn't accelerate and gave up
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Yertle the turtle
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>a4s
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SSSSSSCCCCCAAAAARRRRRREE
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HERTL THE TERTLE
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it's over
Habs-Vegas in the finals wow
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this series is over
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Oh no no no no no
>three zero
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>4 unanswered goals
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LMAO IT WAS 3-0
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Imagine
Torts
2 time Stanley Cup winner
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softpusys are quiet as fuck now. kek
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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dylan sisters... copey just keeps winning...
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>muh avies

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
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T U R D L E
U
R
D
L
E
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K W A B
W
A
B
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>4ssvs
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>It's over for her Avsies
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HERTL SSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSSS
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This Colorado implosion makes my dick hard
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VIVA LAS VEGAS
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IT'S OGRE FOR THE AVS AHAHAHAHAHA
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Maybe the Avs should try their other good goalie
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The Wild are far more skilled than these shitters.
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maybe avs should get rid of these shit goalies
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Avs fans, you sure you still want this team? Quebec City will gladly anything, even a dumpster team.
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For the Avs, it's over
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ofuckinwari da avkeks
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>>154844112
this sounds like the kind of thing that would happen there desu
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fag4lanche
>>
>A-V(roman numeral 5)-ES
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IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
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KWAB
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OOOOH MARNER IS FUCKING PISSED
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HOLY FRAUDS
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>>154844240
>*ding dong*
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Gary time incoming
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god. i wish i wasnt on the road right now. id be softpusy posting like a mafucker so hard.
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softpusy dive
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>>154844050
Sad
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>>154844214
Butch still gets his name on the Cup
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marnerian
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>SPLASH
The call was made!
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>>154844245
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>>154844245
He might be the biggest loser of 2026
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I was told the avs were good?
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>>154844214
>22 years between cups

What a meme coach
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Gotta put the body on mackinnon
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>>154844276
He was
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IT WAS 3-0
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/hoc/ told me to expect an avs vs hurricanes cup final?
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>>154844287
*inserts my penis*
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MARNER TO THE BOX
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>>154844301
F U M I N G
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
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>>154844285
Kolesar should knee him and put him into retirement
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Need to start a gofundme for torts so he can rightly shit on these refs without eating another $100k fine
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the soft pussys are gripping the stick hard
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>>154844266
why?
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The Kings curse has transferred to the Avs.
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>assv pp
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lol nice power play
>kadri afraid to shoot
rofl
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Nice power play retards
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>>154844301
he grew up to be such a THUG!
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>gary knights vs garycanes
Gary chads eating good
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soft pussy
soft pp
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I knew we were frauds bros. We never deserved to beat the Wild.
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How do you finish first in the league and then get swept in the finals by a meme team?
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>>154844301
it's only game. y u heff to be so mad?
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>>154844316
I always figured management paid his fine
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>>154844301
cringe kino
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>>154844324
he's on the payroll
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>>154844337
what a chad
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>>154844301
MARNER YOU CAN NOT APPEAL YOUR BAN
CHECK BACK WHEN THE PP HAS EXPIRED
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>>154844342
Happens often, actually.
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>>154844340
a good reminder that celebrini personally swept the wild this year
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>>154844342
Fate
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>>154844342
regular season doesn't matter. don't you remember the 2023 bruins?
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LOL
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NATHAN HAD A CHANCE WELL HE REALLY DID (woah-oh)
INSTEAD HE GOT SWEPT LIKE A LITTLE BITCH (woah-oh)
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MaKWABon
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>>154844266
So would Torts
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>>154844338
always do
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>>154844342
gee I wonder?
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>>154844368
I 'member them
>I pick them to win the Cup cause I'm a dumbass
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>>154844355
He used naughty words on /sp/ and is now on vacation
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>>154844338
Always!
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IT WAS LITERALLY 3-0 LMAO
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>>154844301
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Have you all apologized to Marner yet?
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>>154844376
JEN
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My dad says 3-0 is the most dangerous lead
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Mackfaggot has overtaken mcgaykid in the KWABOTY race in ONE sunday.

amazing.
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what is marnerjeet thinking right now?
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grimmer and grimmer and grimmer and grimmer and grimmer
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>>154844418
I'm drafting an apology letter right now
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>>154844443
>inconsolable
>rags
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>>154844430

Is your Dad TBG???
>clean your room, lad
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>>154844434
Mackinnon has a cup. Nothing else really matters after that.
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The shitalanche are kwab of the season with stat history like that.
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>>154844459
I'm pretty sure my dad doesn't know what 4chan is
>>
>misfits
why are they still telling this lie?
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>>154844430
my dad doesn't watch hockey
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>>154844443
>off by 1
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>>154844266
That would be hilarious
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>>154844443
he's probably thinking about raping the next white girl who turns him down 2bqh
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gary i will NOT be buying spicy subway sandwiches do not keep asking
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knightrain, bottoms up
I'm on the knightrain, fill my cup
I'm on the knightrain
Aah, ahh, ahh, ahh, oh yeah
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>>154844468
but no gold medal. and that REALLY matters to him. kwab
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>>154844446
it's over for them
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the avalanche, they are straight cheeks
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>>154844113
no its billsandison8042 thanks for nothing retard
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>>154844479
I’m sorry you grew up with a gay dad
>>
Admit that Carter SHART is ELITE!
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>my dad doesn't watch hockey
How sad
>mine doesn't either
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>>154844418
After he hoists Gary's cup I will refer to my massive dumps as Chaykas.
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>>154844499
claps and cheers
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>>154844517
but hockey is one of the five gayest sports
>>
>>154844502
It mattered to all of us and he failed.
>>
>>154844512
how she keep that big dumper in them little jeans?
>>
>>154844479
My dad's played in goal since he was a kid
He's 65
He's had to stop recently cause of AFIB though
>>
>>154844517
I have walked in on him watching gay porn. he got married late in life and used to find excuses to not be home
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>>154844539
sheer will power
>>
>>154844497
Chipotle Southwest Steak & Cheese,
hard to say, but if you please:
start with a C,
H-I-P,
O-T,
and then L-E!
Chipotle, chipotle!
Subway, eat fresh!
>>
>>154844512
does she shit with that ass???
>>
>>154844497
I'll try them if they're cheap
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>>154844512
Whoah momma.
>>
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>
>>154844538
at least you got to watch someone win that game
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>lolirado hasn't had a shot on goal in thirteen fucking minutes
forget the puck, these nibbas can't even see the scoreboard
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The golden knights are strutting around with the confidence of a supermodel in a bikini on a crowded beach
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>>154844585
yeah they're cooked
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Apologize to the Chadcific
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if my Wilds had Brodin and JEEK healthy, theyd beat this shit vegass team.
>>
Avs tie the game, win in overtime, win in 7.

Great script Gary ha ha you had me fooled for a minute there ha ha
>>
>>154844585
they're mentally buckbroken
>>
>>154844594
Everyone but soilers is cool.
>>
at least they didn't score when McKinnon got hurt. That's worth more than losing the series.
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>>154844527
cheers bro
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>>154844594
I always knew the ducks were elite
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>a55v5
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>>154844588
based priscilla poster has returned
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>av5
>>
>5vs
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>the city of Denver
>>
>twas 3-0
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAha
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>>154844588
is she supposed to be hot?
>>
AVS ARE FRAUDS
>>
>assv5
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>FIVE UNANSWERED GOALS
>>
it was 3-0 lmao
>>
Aaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha
>three zero
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vegass finals. not like this gary...not like this...
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>IT WAS 3-0
>>
Dagger. Vegas back to the Final.
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>Assvs
>>
HOWDEN SSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS
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FUCKING LMAO LETS GO BOYS
>>
goodnight folks
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Welp. Disappointing. Depressing. Just like my life.

Gonna go dream of winning the lottery.
>>
*be's unrapeable*
>>
Lads help me out here. What was the score again?
>>
KWWWWAAAAAASOOOOOFTPOOOOOOOSAAAYYYYYY
>>
Goodbye you dumb fucking cunts.
>>
it wasn't our year
>>
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LMFAOOOOOOOO
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why did the avs give up
>>
does Pietrangelo get another cup?
>>
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
IT WAS 3-0
>IT WAS 3-0
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>it was....
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IT TWAS THRICE NAUGHT
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>>154844594
Image comfy af
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For the Avs, it's ogre
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Sweet flames bros we’re getting two first round picks for andersson! Go Vegas!
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Fuck Nathan MacFaggot
>>
This is why the Wild should be here. Colorado are absolute fucking shitters.
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>>154844682
they lost all momentum
>>
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>Was
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Golden showers for Mackinnon.
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marner has suffered more than mcdavid so it's only right that he gets a cup first
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does bednar survive this?
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>it was 3-0
>>
ES WAR DREI TO NULL
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yeah theres no way the assvs can come back with makar and mackinnon both injured
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>>154844669
Think it was 3-0
>>
being forced to play dallas and wild in r1 and r2 seems to have taken quite the toll. maybe best record should play teams like 18th place anaheim and 15th utah instead of the 2nd and 3rd overall teams.
>>
The Metro and the Central aren't anywhere near the Atlantic or the Pacific but can they compete with the Arctic or Indian?
>>
>>154844588
yikes
>>
4-0 elimination compilation will be so sweet
>>
>please tell me whyyyyyy, makar is in the the front yard and i'mmmmm sleeping with my clothes onnnnn
>>
does Bednar survive?
>>
aves should forfeit game 4
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>>154844497
You WILL buy the sandwich
>>
Avsies bros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmENMZFUU_0
>>
Fuck the Avalanche. Anyone who cares about that teams is a dumb fuck.
>>
>>154844726
This nigga is so distraught he doesn't even know who Colofraudo played
>>
good albertan boy carter hart
>>
>>154844615
Duckies/Knighties was the real WCF
>>
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>>154844732
>>
i was told the avs had depth. is the avs depth in the house with us right now?
>>
>>154844729
I should start drafting my posts
>>
good night bros
>>
>>154844736
major injuries probably saves him. not much you can do with mckinnon and makar ded.
>>
get Butch as the new coach of the soft pussys
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>>154844727
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PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T SEND ME TO PRISON
I'LL SUCK YOUR COCK
I'LL EAT YOUR SHIT
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>>154844751
He’s been accused of some pretty heinous stuff anon…
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqlN_ir1I_0
CUUUUUMMMMING IN MY VAAAAAGGGGGG
CAAAAARTER WILLLLLLLL NOT LOOOOOSSSEEEE
JUUUUUUST LIKE INNNNNN HIS CAAAAASSSSEEEE
THE JUUUUDGEEE COULD SEEEEEE THE TRUUUUUTHHH
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i'm just happy for hill :)
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>>154844761
they were talking about makar's bussy depth
>>
Why does reddit hate Carter Hart? Did he do something too conservative?
>>
>>154844755
god i wish he did that to me
>>
>>154844732
JEN
>>
The Wild are better then either of them x50 million.
>>
>blocks the Avs path
>>
>Miss the open net in the Olympics
>Get knee blown out by a blocked shot in the WCF
lol
>>
Torts gave them a hell of a speech after 1st period.
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emily lookin like a snack
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>>154844785
If they play the Canadiens in the finals, he'll have to sit in the stands with the fans lmao
>>
A sweep will be dangerous to copey's health
>>
>>154844769
Hyvaa Yota Miska <3
>>
>>154844790
A whore accused him of raping her so her cuck husband wouldn't find out she wanted to have a train run on her
>>
this nigga torts is just a cheat code huh
>>
>>154844790
HE DISRESPECTED A FEMALE
>>
>>154844790
He ran a train on a puckbunny, chick called one of the guys a pussy for not wanting to fuck her
>>
>>154844804
Ugliest trophy in the NHL too.
>>
golden torts sounds like a sex act
>>
How long until he asks to be traded?
>>
>>154844779
huehue
>>
No one expected the avs to make it this far. They had a good season and will be back even better next season.
>>
>>154844808
torts came out naked in high heels with a hard on. just slowly walked around the room
>>
>>154844815
yes
>>
>>154844808
I would trust Torts with my life
>>
For those new here, welcome to Avalanche playoff hockey under Bednar.

8 out of 9 seasons complete and utter collapse by this team.

This series is done. Vegas will complete the sweep on tuesday.

Unexcusable and pathetic.

Bednar needs to be fired tuesday immediately after the sweep.

Sakic needs to move the dead weight off the team.
>>
Cup chasing bitch
>>
>>154844815
imaging if a gay man said this to you. Would that be ok?
>>
They're going to need some very powerful magnets to overcome the Canes strategy of putting 4 Samoans on their blue line.
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cant even make it a gentlemen's sweep huh..

pathetic.. and with all that talent too
what a waste
>>
>>154844790
He had consensual sex with a whore.
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>>154844833
=3 she seems nice
>>
>>154844790
i guess you could call it that, sure
>>
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>>154844828
Wait, he was one of the world juniors that was on trial for that cunt?
>>
>>154844835
I thought Mild would expose them but the mild sucked even more
>>
>>154844833
>FUCK. CARTER. HART.
EM beat you to it, sweetie
>>
wtf sportsnet retards even saying? avs are outplaying the fuck out of vegas. goalie is shitting bed. they had like 40 shots or some shit this game. goalie shit bed last game too. lost game with 2 squeekers. yet theyre here saying everyone a passenger just watching game while vegas dominates. they dont even watch the fucking game.
>>
>>154844833
>how can i make this about me?
every time kwarb
>>
>>154844872
yes
>>
Okay it’s official flsmes fleeced vegass with the andersson trade
>>
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>>154844740
1) Ginger
2) Posh
3) Sporty
4) Baby
.
.
.
9001) Scary
>>
>it was 3-0
holy kwab
>>
>>
>>154844805
He's the KWAB of the year
>>
I’ve accepted the sweep. Tuesday most likely the last time we see Bednar behind the bench. This core is too good to be this bad on the PP and have a coach that doesn’t adjust AT ALL to the play styles of Dallass or Vegas. He’s been exposed and they need someone else. Thanks for the cup in 22, but it’s time to move on.
>>
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>>154844880
Ah, I see. Glad to see he's making it in the NHL after all that.
>>
>>154844833
I have no idea what those acronyms mean
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>>154844884
its tough but at least carolina will beat them in the final
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>>154844884
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>>154844752
in hindsight we're the real deal
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>>154844828
no he got a flaccid blowjob for 30 seconds and couldn't get hard rofl
>>
>>154844911
csa=consensual sexual assault
dpd=double penetration (dick)
>>
>>154844911
this is what urban dictionary has for one of them
>>
Carolina vs Vegas will kill hockey
>>
This is the biggest choke job in Colorado sports history. Back to back chokes in the 3rd. How many fucking stats do we have to break before Bednar is fired? How many games to I have to watch where I forget Val or Brock are on this team? How many pucks did we whiff on tonight? I don’t even recognize this team.
>>
Honestly most hockey players are closest gay they suck dick more than women.
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Holy shit I turned the game off when it was 3-0.
What the fuck happened to Colorado mane?
>>
Not a single bitch stepped up. Not one. Both superstars are playing through injury and not an single bitch steps up. Pathetic.
Start Blackwood. scratch Nate and Cale. Feed the rest of these bitches to the dogs.
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>>154844928
Thanks for the explanation
>>
>>154844833
>Consensual Sexual Assault
>Deep Pussy Dicking
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>>154844944
Yea, maybe
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>>154844944
this
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I WAS AT THE GAME
>I WAS AT THE GAME
I WAS AT THE GAME
>I WAS AT THE GAME
I WAS AT THE GAME
>I WAS AT THE GAME
I WAS AT THE GAME
>I WAS AT THE GAME
>>
waiting for shanny to sigh
>>
>>154844944
my rat is zesty
>>
>>154844911
Consensual sexual assault
>>
I’m ready to be the biggest Carolina fan. To win in the playoffs, you gotta have some combination of lucky health, puck luck, and good coaching adjustments… all three of those have been abysmal in this series.

Thank the lord for 2022. It’s not their fault that they all look injured af this year, but I will say that our core is unbelievably un-clutch, and I’m retroactively amazed that they did the damn thing in 2022 lol
>>
>>154844969
did you have a hot dog?
>>
>>154844982
All I remember is Aho being pissed against the Panthers for 2 years.
>>
Schizophrenic. Mental collapse. Soft. Whatever you wanna call it it happened.

The passengers from the past two games got off the bus for period one and immediately loaded back up after Vegas got their first goal.

Stalwart regular season players like Wedgewood, Nelson, Malinski, and Burns are playing their worst hockey this series. The superstars are ghosting and now pretty beat up.

Y'all have fun with game 4. If they can force a game 5, neat. I'll be doing something better with my time.
>>
>>154844922
It was a competitive series.
Vegas just running a train on Denver here.
>>
>>154844939
Neechas is dogshit to. Soft as butter
>>
cale walks and gets signed for 15 million/year for 8 years by chicago is my prediction
>>
>>154844944
well yes. the gentle puck bunny is a creature of infinite optimism, hoping for the one hockey guy in a thousand who wants to find a woman to have sex with instead of one willing to sign a binding contract to beard for 20 years.
>>
Got a steaming post for next thread
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>>154844968
Is he saying "We fucked up...."

I can't tell what he says after that
>>
>>154844732
Gem
>>
>>154845025
>>154845025
>>154845025
NEW
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>>154844968
Jordan Peterson?
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>>154844851
Not a lot going on in that head
>>
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>>154844901
KWAB
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>>154843533
That was 1000% pure optics, there was no chance he was fit to have any real ice time or slot back into his line like nothing happened.
>>
>>154844944
Fuck of Kyle
>>
>>154844824
Fucking the town whore after she's filled up with other dudes semen...that's pretty fucking gay!
>On July 24, all five defendants were found not guilty through acquittal with the judge stating, she did not find E.M.'s evidence "credible or reliable"
Eh...maybe he didn't fuck her after all. He if did it was long time ago and it was stupid. I hope he caught a curable venereal disease, has fully recovered, and learned his lesson about putting his dick in crazy.
The judge being a female and politely and eloquently saying "yo this ho is completely full of shit" seals the deal for him. I pronounce Carter Hart STD and criminal record free.
>>
>>154843802
Legitimately hoping this happens now.
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>>154844935
it'll be the habs dont worry anon, habs knights is gonna be kino
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>>154844112
This story absolutely tracks.
>t. NJ resident and Wildwood enjoyer in my younger years
>>
>>154845234
No, that means marner gets a cup



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