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>put them on bodybuilder protocols
>get bodybuilder tier results

Shania a QT

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>no records broken

>>154845567
Was that swimmer the closest? He was only 0.2 off it, which ain't bad

>>154845582
>Paris silver medalist
>banned suit
>dope
>still 0.4 off

Mountain didn't push his WR, all hope for any broken records tonight lie in tatters

>Fred "HIM" Kerley
lmao

>>154845582
wasn't it 0.05

are the killers really playing kek

>>154845542
I thought this was fake. Was this retard actually taking tren?

shania is winner in my heart

>the clean one won
fucking kek

wait, the winner is a fucking non enhanced one???
good for her though, got that dough

>>154845592
It was, some people arent paying a huge amount of attention

>>154845608
Its fake Tren isnt FDA approved

is this just a fucking ploy to consider these substances as non performance enhancing? KEK

>non enhanced got 1st place and won $500k

enhanced sisters???????????????

I'm happy for all the people that scammed a retirement fund out of this tbqh

kek based

>The Enhanced Games were built to expose the hypocrisy of traditional sports. Instead, they provided a brand-new stage for the most cynical athletes of all: those who use traditional sports' secret doping methods to beat open dopers, all while collecting a paycheck for being a "clean" hero.

desu i kinda feel for some of these participant, these sports never pay that much to begin with, might as well go take a chance for some money

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>>154845592
>>154845628
Was there a different one that was closer? This is the one I was talking about

>>154845634
>>154845653
>The athletes who are openly juicing at the Enhanced Games are often using blatant, high-dose, or older-generation compounds (like heavy testosterone cycles or standard HGH) because they are legally allowed to do so. This is "dumb doping"—it focuses on raw mass and power, but can often cause water retention, cardiac strain, and poor endurance optimization.An Olympic-level athlete secretly doping uses "smart doping":Highly tailored micro-doses that peak and clear the system within hours.Autologous blood transfusions (re-infusing their own stored, oxygen-rich blood), which cannot be detected by basic hormone screens.Designer molecules customized for specific athletic thresholds.A top-tier athlete using "smart" hidden doping will easily out-perform a lower-tier athlete using "dumb" open doping. They can then cross the finish line and pretend it was their natural genetic superiority that won the day.

>>154845663
Yeah I don't have a pic though. I don't think Gkolomeev hit his PB

>>154845653
>>154845665
Who are you quoting?

STREAM
https://rumble.com/v7a5p1y-the-enhanced-games-memorial-day-weekend-2026-las-vegas.html

they couldn't get Lance Armstrong to present?

>>154845663
Ben Proud was 0.05 off the 50 fly.

Why are they talking about prize money so much?

>>154845663
https://youtu.be/nsEAVLsH88A

>>154845689
it is on youtube as well

>>154845698
cmon, you know why. they sounds cagey as fuck as well

>>154845698
Because as munted as this event is, at least the athletes are actually getting paid.

>>154845698
it's the reason they showed up for this, most probably won more in one night than they did in their whole career as an athlete

>>154845698
theres no money in olympic sports, its a big selling point for potential athletes

>>154845698
Athletics competitions typically pay fuck all, theyre paying out life-changing money for top 2 and a tidy sum for even turning up. Its to entice more athletes to join and shit on the olympics

I think what this event shows is that genetics is king, and no amount of drugs is going to change that.

For example, almost nobody on earth (maybe noone) could ever beat Usains record, even with a lifetime of limitless gear. Of course obviously because Usain was a drugs cheat as well, but what would Usain have run being clean? Surely in the 9.8s? Genetics is king.

It's like that icarus documentary where he took roids and couldn't have even been a domestique with his performance.

I think professional sports begins with the most ELITE genetics, to where 99/100 people could never match their natty with a lifetime of gear. And then probably 50% or something of those genetic freaks skirt the rules or cheat the tests to get a minor edge.

This is what clavicular etc are going on about -> genetics is king. It's all luck of genetics.

Or put it this way -> they can give you All the Adderall and meth and whatever else and train you and coach you for years, guess what your dumb ass will get smoked in chess everytime by some 8 year old Norwegian kid. It's over for drugs cheats. I think what happens is drugs onky really work at the VERY highest levels of competition where a 1-5% difference in performance between genetic elite freaks is the difference between 1st and 6th

Or look at cycling. Tadej is obviously juiced to the fucking gills. But without juice what would he be? Surely he'd be more than a domestique and actually place decently. These guys are just freaks. A little chemical tweak here and there puts them in champion territory, against the other freaks probably doing the same shit

Or you watch the sub 2 marathons recently? Thise guys (Kenyans.. of course) are obviously doped to the fucking gills. But I believe they'd still be in serious contention without it. Top 20 Surely?

Or you ever watch the Karl jobst faggot on esport cheating? It's not the losers that generally cheat. It's like the elite that push the boundaries to get slightly better.

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>>154845715
>It's like that icarus documentary where he took roids and couldn't have even been a domestique with his performance.
did he even keep up the regimen once he got involved in the russia scandal?

>>154845715
>what would Usain have run being clean?
Probably 9.6. The guy barely trained, so the main thing that drugs are used for - improved training - would have been irrelevant for him.

The cope is insane.
"They're just mid athletes on gear and they're getting close!"
"This just means genetics are more important!"

We've had MANY CURRENT OLYMPIAN MEDALISTS in their prime who come up short. It's really fucking mindboggling how dense these normies are, if this event doesn't redpill them literally nothing will.

Legitimate double digit IQ RETARDS.

enough of this enhanced swimming and shit. give me meth fueled mma battles

>>154845715
Close, but not quite.
1. conventional sports are juiced to the max in the top echelons
2. doping a non-champion will partially close the gap to the absolute elite on gear, but never completely

>Bolt would have run 9.8 without gear
That's where you lost the plot. That's like saying because I can't dope myself to be a world class athlete they would all perform at 99% of their doped performance clean.

Virtually zero chance Kerley runs below 9.8s, I expect he'll run between 9.85-9.95

> Emmanuel FALL
I dont like this niggerinobros....

>>154845733
>Physiques completely changed
>Nah, they're just all doing the exact same shit.
You're in no position to call anyone retarded with your room temperature IQ.

Wonder what bolts going to tweet

>all in their 30s
what else is left to get at least one wr?

>>154845744
They would, you dimwit. You don't even understand the main reasons athletes dope.

Deadlift when

>>154845751
Nuggets > Steroids

They should have rocket boots

How long is this shitfest running from? is this already ogre?

>>154845761
You missed it

can't they at least organise a tailwind? the women had a headwind +0.3 lmao

>>154845763
Cant wait for him to mock these losers

>>154845766
Mens 100m runnin
Mens 50m swimmin
Closin ceremon
Killers

>>154845750
>physiques completely changed
Yes, but not in a way that benefited performance. These 'protocols' are babbies first cycle, literally making their athletes bulkier instead of faster, when doping is super sophisticated and absolutely optimised for the respective discipline.

>>154845759
you mean doping is only used to train harder, longer, and recover better? How do you know that?

>>154845772
hahahaha, was it literally a 1-day thing?

>>154845768
How many wr broken?

>>154845715
Response to roids is probably the most important factor.
Genetic advantage vs good roid response, the good responder wins every time
Most good athletes are just good responders since everyone hops during their teens

>>154845776
0

>not wearing enhanced shoelaces

>>154845774
They didnt get anywhere near enough interested athletes to run heats so got reduced to one day. Honestly its been a fun watch though and I hope we see it again next year if only to give athletes somewhere to collect a cheque

>over half of them refusing to take their chains off
Genetic memory?

>false start

>>154845773
>These 'protocols' are babbies first cycle
Gee, I wonder why.
>you mean doping is only used to train harder, longer, and recover better?
Yes.
>How do you know that?
Exposure.

lmao

lmao, this is borked

kwab after kwab

lmao they look utterly GRIM even with a false start.

No one will be under 10

Lmao

Odds on one of the blocks is malfunctioning? One of the swimmers ones was kinda fucked earlier too

>>154845777
If you mean response to gear, you're right

>>154845790
If you really think it's just recovery then you haven't checked on disciplines like cycling lately

>HIM

>>154845798
Consider my prediction ENHANCED

>Bolt
>Undefeated

>>154845801
At least now they can claim the false starts cost them the WR

biggest KWAB event of all time

Thiel sisters we have made a fool of ourselves

>>154845801
wow, you're telling me that this event doest have the care and prepare that required for an official event?

>>154845703
Thanks, bruv

Every egg in this last basket, can ben be 0.05 faster than last time out

this is watching washed guys unable to cope that their time is over. Still within 1% of world class atheletes but ultra coping that they're not the best lmao

makes us Proud Ben

>we could see TWO world records here
This time for sure

anybody keep hearing them saying "enhance" and thinking about fucking tv show, lmao

>>154845831
>can ben be 0.05 faster than last time out
I honestly hope so. He and Gkolomeev are the only serious guys here.

>>154845836
>most recent silver medalist
>washed

Okidoki

Couldn't even run under 9.95, absolutely shocking

>>154845850
First heat was 9.93 was it not

aussie bro pretty juicy

What's with the pedo mustache on athletes?

and for the final even Bryan Johnson croaks on screen

how much time do the swimsuits exactly account for? Couple of seconds?

where are their penises?

>>154845861
In a 50, probably 0.2-0.5.

>>154845836
Ben Proud won the 50m freestyle event for UK Champs in 2025, won silver in the WORLD Champs, you're retarded, you should kill yourself for being so stupid.

>>154845861
Tenths if that, everything is marginal at this level its just an attempt to pile up lots of tiny advantages into the largest advantage you can make

>>154845744
>That's like saying because I can't dope myself to be a world class athlete they would all perform at 99% of their doped performance clean.

That's literally my point. Apparently epo only gives people a max 5% increase, and that's in distance where it really matters.

In something like a 10 second sprint how much can doping REALLY improve someone? 1%? 5%? Apparently most of the improvement comes from recovery from training. Elite sports is just elite genetics (+ maybe a little bit of drugs for a tiny 1-5% edge).

Finally a WR

WORLD RECORD

FINALLY

WE DID IT BROS

>>154845821
The shitty of (you)

>>154845773
>I saw some guys who looked more muscular therefor all athletes competing were previously natty

100% you're also talking about the straya swimmer where they compared a picture of him from 2016 vs 2026.

rauss.

KNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL

So he's getting sued if he claims that record correct?

PETER THIEL +++1000000 IZZAT

>>154845874
nah it still looks like something only America could come up with and not in a good way

>they were going stroke for stroke
o-oh?

>His son Thanos

>>154845877
He was never claiming that his 20.88 was a world record either. He's just there to collect his paycheque.

They really saved this shitshow at the last sec kek. They got their headline and thats all it matters. A truly kino ending

>>154845884
you need to KNEEL to the thielbros

2 million dollars, pretty good paycheck ngl

id expect more athletes to be interested next year

>we are here to stay
who the fuck would ever invest in this shitshow again

>>154845893
poor fucker

>>154845877
what do you mean lol? the record simply won't be validated by the body responsible for tracking international swimming records. no one has the right to sue him for saying he swam the fastest 50m when he objectively did

>>154845847
>>154845867
literally all the athletes are over fucking 30 lmao. They're ALL desperately trying to chase their youths and we're privy to the ONE guy who is able to beat the record from the entire night of all the events. some of these people lost to natty competitors LMAO

>>154845852
Yeah, he didn't look like he tried all that hard, he's saying he's gonna break the WR and he can't get below 9.9, shocking.

>>154845869
Either you're ragebaiting or you're legitimately retarded lmao it's not even worth critiquing that comment

>we are here to stay

I really seriously hope so, this could grow into something properly awesome

>dominated the internet
>50k viewers on youtube
not even the Eurovision does that poorly, was it broadcasted on tv in the US?

>>154845912
middle east is calling bro. they have been talking Abu Dhabi like 10 million times

>>154845920
He's correct. You've never been involved in a sport.

>>154845869
>1-5% edge
We are talking about WR and competitions between the top 0.1% pushing the absolute limit.
I agree that all elite athletes are elite due to their genetics and I cannot dope myself to be competitive with them, that was part one of my sentence.
I highly doubt that top athletes would perform at 99% clean, considering that having elite response to doping is part of what makes an elite athlete these days.
Think of it this way – if everyone was clean, the same people would probably still win. But thinking their clean performances would be anywhere close to what they do now is insane.

>>154845912
They got a WR, I say this guaranteed a second year. Could get fun if expanded

>>154845924
Roku TV but every major network said theyd never air it

>>154845924
it is mostly on rumble, the infamous streaming service lmao

desu i was expecting more freak show shit but this is not that exciting desu

>>154845918
The swimmers seemed to be the only decent athletes there.

>>154845920
It was the false starts bro it was the guy with the shoelaces bro it was the coriolis effect bro

>>154845948
i mean the winner of the women 100 is a non enhanced one, good for her

>>154845875
You should reread my post. I'm saying everyone in pro sports is doping, and the visual difference is just indicative of an outdated approach to doping by the enhanced team.

>>154845935
>Think of it this way – if everyone was clean, the same people would probably still win.
well, no, not if you believe there are major discrepancies between countries and doping prevalence in a given sport

>>154845946
which doesn't even half the viewers youtube had

>>154845948
Talent attracts talent and they locked down two well known swimmers with one showing world record pace, the other sports didnt have anyone worth coming to compete against this year.
Bjornsson doesnt count because its known that no one currently active can beat him

>>154845948
The competition was leterelly build around Magnussen. The rest were filler

>>154845912
I think it may be a small price to pay to get the data they are getting from training the athletes.

I mean if they keep handing out these ridiculous money prizes you're always going to find someone interested in fleecing them of that cash, 250k can fix a lot of things.

>>154845966
they could have done it way cheaper on all the roiders in the army. anyways i hope the fda loosens up the requirements after the clinical trial is over so i dont have to use chinese test
https://clinicaltrials.gov/study/NCT07568574?term=ASCEND001

>>154845962
i didnt see any chess event?

>>154845957
Sorry Germany I tagged the wrong post, it was supposed to be to burger you replied it.

>>154845961
Some 21yo pulled 400kg this year, no straps with a belt
100% possible they might get him if he keeps this pace

>Check their scamming website
>They sell leteral testosterone injections

Isnt that like, 5 degrees deep of illegality? kek

>>154845978
oh yeha, this link also lists every possible substance the atheletes were able to take, not that they did take them

reminder the guy whose record was broken did it without a super suit

>>154845984
you have to get it prescribed by their clinic first of course

>>154845974
As long as they pay out it'll mean a huge uptick in interest for next year. Hopefully they can get all the interested parties in programme for at least 6 months this time if not longer because 4 months is hardly enough time to call anyone enhanced, especially when PEDs were only used for 2 months of that

>>154845980
No but new edition should include Chessboxing

>>154845959
>>154845959
>not if you believe there are major discrepancies between countries and doping prevalence in a given sport
Which I don't. Maybe with equal opportunity and optimised training for every single person in the world there may be some champions that go overlooked now because they are from the one country that doesn't have the tech, but that's irrelevant. If you don't have the doping tech, then you don't have the training methods or money to compete at the top level no matter what.

>>154845984
No? They sell testosterone creams which are fucking useless. And semaglutides

>>154845990
i think they still want to maintain a sort of seriousness and legitimacy so they didnt went all out and get influencers and streamers to come as well, yet anyway

>>154845992
in this case you would happen to be incorrect

>>154846003
Name one country that happens to have the tech and science and infrastructure to be competitive in elite sports but lacks the sophisticated doping tech. It makes 0 sense logically.

>>154845992
>Every country that has current gold medalists has equivalent access to doping technology

Come on germanbro what are you doing

>>154845918
>can't address my points
Drink bleach.

>>154845934
>uniformed and confident you're right
Headstrong and dead wrong.

>>154846022
I mean I don't think there's 100% uniformity, but there are plenty of third world shitholes with gold medalists. Either they're all clean or their doping is good enough to compete.

>>154845992
You people don't even deserve a response, it's best to just put a mirror in front of you and let you talk to yourself.
You don't even know how uninformed you are, it's embarrassing.

felt very surreal tbqh, but if it's so easy to take advantage of billionaires more people should do it.

>>154846046
This closing 'ceremony' is bizarre. The CEO being some guy with a terrible German accent is the kicker.

>>154846033
Most of those third world athletes train in other countries.

>>154846056
For me it's when he went to hug the soaking wet swimmer
Im 50/50 on whether he's retarded or actually passionate

>>154846046
of all possible billionaire pet projects this is a very entertaining/useful one at least

hell I'd probably do the same thing

>>154846061
Sure, but that just means there's probably no gold medalist right now that doesn't have access to very good doping. My point was if there was no doping going on the same people would likely win. Anything else was an inadvertent strawman. I'm not saying Uganda has the exact same sports science and doping program as the UK.

>>154846067
he just glad that he broke a wc to salvage this shitshow


>>154846073
but isnt this ultimately advertise to buy shit from them?

>>154846067
Thor unsure of what to do with the regular-sized man was also up there

>>154846073
>>154846079
It's the same shit as Bryan Johnson, an interesting premise but all just to sell shit to the masses and turn a profit.

>>154845994
>No?
yes?

>>154846019
this is why i specified "in a given sport". for example, the US utterly dominated olympic weightlifting prior to the introduction of PEDs. then it was dominated by the USSR and china. in 2024, we had our first men's medalist in 40 years and our second gold medalist in 66 years. do you really think this once-dominant country simply had a total dearth of world-class talent for half a century that just 'suddenly' resumed, or do you think something else was maybe going on, like a gap in doping between wealthy, competitive countries that got closed?

>>154846079
honestly I'd put that more as a "we got all this shit might as well try to make a little bit of money off it" thing. Much like Bryan Johnson, I seriously doubt this is super profitable considering all the information you might be interested in is being given away for free

Of course, im sure that if it becomes a self sustaining business they're not going to complain, but they're not hopping into this looking for gigaprofits

>>154846090
Fair enough. You're right, and your examples are fantastic. It's the same for things like the super suit and technological or training advancement, someone has an advantage and then the field catches up. The only thing I disagree with is the 'wealthy' part, but that's nitpicking. Kenyan runners and Soviet weightlifters being on systematic doping programs is public knowledge.

>>154846073
if this is the most useful one I don't want to imagine the rest

And now please raise for the anthem of hwhite people

>>154846110
they are playing mr brightside for the closing ceremony?

>>154846110
>>154846121
It's terrible, and the audience is appropriately small

>>154846121
it's the killers, what do you expect

>>154846108
you don't have to imagine, there's plenty of cases (historical and current) of wealthy people doing horrific things for pure amusement

this is pretty chill, they just have to work on their messaging a bit and try to get rid of the crypto bro stank that seems to permeate the event

>>154846125
I was gonna make fun of that but thinking about it, its very kino for the audience. its a private concernt

>>154846140
There doesn't seem to be much fun going on except everyone making sure they get their social media footage. I envy normies, I wish I could have fun at parties.

>>154845948
They seemed to want the weightlifting to be as bad as possible. They chose the worst possible weightlifters they could, while denying actually talented weightlifters who wanted to compete.

>>154846140
It also makes more sense in the context of the last album they did where they went in a totally different direction, I urge everyone to check it out. Also the fact that they are from Vegas originally

ARE WE HUMAN
OR ARE WE DOPER

>>154846161
The Killers are unironically the best rock band of the 21st century. What else can you put on th table?

>>154846170
not bad

>>154846125
>>154846131
lmao I had no info of this competition till now, I was surprised they got the killers involved, but well its las vegas so it makes sense

>>154846152
phones killed concert experiences. Check anything pre 2005 and the difference is striking

>>154846155
weightlifting is a relatively special case as the sport itself seems to be in perpetual danger of being removed from the Olympics due to all the drug busts and having their top athletes compete in this would be a terrible look

doesn't help that a lot of the top weightlifters are from china and russia

>>154846183
...a-are you saying olympic weightlifters are...
DOPED?!

Well after a bottle of wine and 10 beers I'd say I'm sufficiently Enhanced™
Probably time for bed, thanks for having me /spee/

>>154846183
Try to learn how to read, you retarded eslmonkey.

>>154846193

Enhance™®© your reading capabilities, I'm saying that these are the best they could get, and they were not even that bad

This song is actually good

What was the other WR besides 50m swimming free style? I felt asleep kek

>>154846183
>>154846193

Only very minor stylistic/grammar points:

* “due to all the drug busts” more natural as “due to the number of drug busts”
* “having their top athletes compete in this” slightly awkward construction. Better:

* “having their top athletes compete there”
* or “sending their top athletes to compete”

Everything else is grammatically fine.


You got ChatGPTOLD

>congratulations to whoever

>>154845542
i cheer for earthworm jim

>>154846206
>I'm saying that these are the best they could get
I know that's what you said, and if you had an IQ above 70, you'd have been able to discern from my post that you're wrong.
>denying actually talented weightlifters who wanted to compete.

>congratulations to whoever...whoever deserved it...
lmao

>>154846219
anon, i have bad news..

>>154846234
got any names? I want to know who got snubbed, I think their selection was fine, in fact better than I expected

>>154846251
Gabriel Sincraian and Anton Pliesnoi.

>>154846268
oh yeah those two are elite lmao but they both popped in the past so I guess that was one of their criteria for weightlifters

did we get any enhanced WR, frens? I just woke up and the stream is unwatchable horse shit

>>154846393
Only Gkolomeev in the 50 free. Having a suit makes it even less impressive though. I hope to god that Cam McEvoy does a swim in one of those suits just to BTFO the games once more.

>>154846177
the strokes

how many records have been broken

>tech bros trying to give you something worthwhile and interesting challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
i say hang them all

>>154845515
kek I thought these were the race times. I saw 8:43 women's 100m and thought WTF man.

>>154846457
Well that would require some serious genetic enhancements and not just PEDs

Can you have robot limbs in the enhanced games? Or what about exoskeletons?

>>154846783
The Cyborg Games would be serious kino tbqh

>>154846676
>only genetic
I want actual augmented cyborg athletes to push the limit of reality

>>154846848
what if some dude connects to a crane via nerves and lifts 1000 tonnes?

>>154846858
That doesn’t sound cool but on the other hand I want to see a freak interface with a fast car or plane and race in it

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>>154846872
usa tech bros already spliced a human brain into a car and created the car-human hybrid in the 80s. it was banned sadly after it did the 100m in 2 seconds and had to turn to a life of crimefighting to make ends meet

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Y'all forgot about the true cyborg games (the paralympics)

>>154847147
they need a gadget olympics. heelys shoes for the sprint, moon boots for the high jump. pogo stick spring glued to the bottom of the pole vault pole,

>>154846090
>prior to the introduction of PEDs
How naive and uninformed you are. Steroids have been used in the USA since the end of WW2 where many bodybuilders were also strength athletes, thanks to Bob Hoffman. Frank Doisy (or should I say Dose-y.), american endocrinologist, isolated some anabolic hormones, progesterone, estradiol and testosterone in the 30s, and synthetic test was avaliable in the USA as early as 1935, all for enjoyment of american sportsmen and actors. Test-e, the thing that's (still) being shilled by EG has been on the market since 1957.

Read about John Ziegler and Ciba Pharmaceuticals. All, and I mean all, American athletes were on dbol in the 60s and some have been on the juice as early as 1948, especially weightlifters like Davis and Schemansky. Ziegler then went on to sell (wink wink) the secret about dbol to the Soviets in 1954 and they have used it by the gram a week for decades before catching up on american designer drugs around the 80s.

The USA has ALWAYS been on top when it comes to PED research and use. SARMS, petptides, you name it. All american research. A drought in weightlifting medals is no argument for your country being clean, neither it is for others being better dopers. The gap has never been closed, it just so happens that for once, generational talent has shown up with Morris, Reeves, Nicholson, Ferguson and others, thanks to the increased interest in weigthlifting in the past decade, but don't worry, for all honest and clean they might proclaim themselves to be, they are without a doubt the athletes with the best "supplement" regimen on the planet. Talking about doping being something only wealthy countries can do, what a joke, it's not like the weightlifting field is ripe with athletes from Egypt, Bulgaria, Iran, Thaïland, Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan... that set most of the records and win most of the medals.

>>154847192
my body is still shaking from the magnitude this trvth nvke, read at your own risk ameribros

>guys 5 years past their prime can't beat their drug tested PBs while openly juicing

Brvtal agepill

>>154847218
the real truth is they were on better drugs while they were in the olympics. they had unlimited budget blood doping, state backed drug programs, now they have to use generic bodybuilding slop that anyone can get

Fred Kerley is a genius. $250k for 9.97
Hope they actually get paid. Remember Grand Slam Track.

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Cool premise, gay event, gay stadium, gay guys in charge. Incredible letdown. Fuck Peter Thiel, fuck Zucc, fuck Elon, fuck Altman, Fuck Satya, Fuck Amodei, Fuck the Silicon Valley and every jew vc nigger who funds them. Fuck the global monetary elites and hang them all. They are the reason while we can never ever ever have anything cool. Stupid fucking pseud smart tech bro bootlicker faggot unsouled demon spawn I hate them hate them hate them all reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>154847298
Don't forget Bryan Johnson the faggy "biohacker" whose only success is in making himself look like a 50 year old eunuch despite all the umbrellas and hormones.

>>154847359
Yes my list of people to be hanged was not exhaustive

You know what? Every billionaire should be on a hanging list. Every single richfag. I couldnt give a single shit about their "inviolable human rights".

>>154847183
I want to see if there actually is a better design for track and road shoes than world athletics allows. I find it hard to believe some 60mm stack shoe would work much better than a set of PRO EVO 3s but it would be fun.

I guess most gadget friendly sports would be shit like ice skating/biking etc where it actually is a big part of the time.

>>154847359
Using him as a pundit was extremely cringe and gay

>>154847477
Using him for anything else than a hanging is incredibly gay and cringe

>>154847461
How much more can you improve on that? I remember the last olympics the brits were bringing bikes worth 80k+

>the killers
is that the best they could come up with? was 81 year old rod stewart unavailable?

So what’s the scam? They can’t pay out millions of dollars for an event that makes less than a $1000. Is the payout in soon to be bankrupt company stocks?

>>154845515
More like Based Games amirite

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>event where you can roid to the absolute limit
>fail to beat the Olympics in most areas

I'm disappointed.

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>>154847924
>>event where you can roid to the absolute limit
fake news. they only let them use fda approved juice. they didn't let them use the rich piana shit

>>154847954
So in other words we all got scammed hard.

>>154847823
>vc cant throw stupid money at retarded things
Yes they absolutely can. Wait till you find out about AI

>>154847982
yeah, it's a shitshow. I was expecting half-human half-trenbolone hybrids that are sourcing all their juice from some bulgarian veterinarian residing in latvia. this is just gay

>>154847192
And this is coming from a Norge, imagine.

>>154847982
It's bankrolled by Silicon Valley deviant Techbros who use meth and steroids under the guise of extending their life.
They're so deep into lying and scamming that they lie and scam their own bodies.

>>154849525
I propose hanging the lot

Reminder: This event is run to try to sell PEDS and other enhancement drugs to everyday people. That's why they put so much money in it.
And that's why them not breaking WR's makes it a failure. If they were breaking them, expect a bunch of
>Buy our™ PED's, look how safe it is. Nobody who competed died (yet), just got faster.
Whats funnier is some of these guys who are doping are slower than:
A: Kids below the age of 16 and likely not doping
B: Their own PB's. The fact they can't even break their own PB's either means they were doping to set the PB or that PED's and doping don't suddenly turn you into some sort of super beast.
That being said, this event can only die from its owners getting bored. They pay dub money that most of these guys will never earn in a lifetime.

>>154845715
You can't compare yet. This was the starting point of this type of event. Once it is more established and more money and recognition in it you will see a raise in quality. Was there even one personal record that was on par with the world record? Doping needs experience as well

>>154845515
Wtf, how did they get The Killers to agree to this? Obviously money, but amazing they pulled it off.

>not a single meaningful record broken
yikes

what a flop

>no records broken
Nice to know elite sports are already juiced to the grills.

>>154846426
interpol

>>154846177
Arctic Monkeys
The Killers are Mormons and thus not 4chan approved

>>154852559
arctic monkeys are the worst slop of that entire genre.

>>154847789
I didn’t see this because it was in the middle of the night, but the Killers have that “I’m the man” song which would be perfect for an event like this.

>>154852930
They’re overrated, sure, but their songs almost never have choruses and that alone makes them more interesting than average. The worst indie band of the 21st century was the Fratellis.

My favourite bands are all obscure and a bad fit for this event (the Delays, the Ghosts) but I still expect that one day in the future, people will realise that Muse were the GOAT famous band this century.

>>154853088
based muse appreciator

>>154845515
Fuck dos this guys expected? Top athletes in their disciplines are there for a reason, if You are not up to that level of skill drugs won't magically make You better, You got to git gud first, like if You came second by a small margin THEN performance enhancing drugs can give You an edge to come first, but if You are not top 10 in your field already it's Dumb to think You are gonna break records, also is not like a lot of top athletes arent already secretly juicing

USA has dozens of guys running in the 10.1s 100m range who must be tempted by that $250,000. Most of them will never make an olympic squad.

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>>154845515
Looks like the giga doped athletes can't beat the old records ahah. Another proof that natural atlethes are just better, right guys?

>>154846930
KITT was an AI

>>154845515
If nobody breaks any records in this competition then it proves what I’ve been saying for years that niggers have the same physical advantages over steroid users that steroid users have over clean competitors.

>>154847183
I'd speak to Wile E Coyote before doing anything like that

>>154845515
how come the enhanced woman is so much faster than the man?

>>154853088
>the Fratellis
That was the ugly band with the cuckold song that Chelsea uses right?
>Chelsea Daggar
>Mr Brightside
Why was so much 21st century rock just songs about being cucked

>>154863255
time travel