TONIGHT: >CAR (1) @ MTL (1) - 8 PM EST Flashback >>154845025
As long as the Cucknadiens don't win the cup, I might watch the sport again.
/hoc/ needs to create more OC these playoffs. I'm running out of images
Ducks gave Vegas their hardest challenge this playoffs. Ducks would have also booty blasted the avs. Avs suck dick.
>>154850920It should have been the Cucks vs the Wild.
>>154850918American won a gold so Gary has to pay Canada back with a Stanley
>honk honk honklets go canes
Is Bussi starting tonight?
>>154850931Disgusting.
>>154850930If mcnabb hadn't suicide bombed poehling and the wild didn't also suck dick maybe
first for Dustin Wolf
>>154850939probably not cause Freddie needs another 15 shots worth of practice saves
>>154850950And just imagine, they weren't even in their final form.
>>154850955I find it funny that Dobes put has a wolf on his helmet when unlinke Wolf he is not dogshit
>>154850982Wolfie rules though
>>154850982Dobes is a fraud wait till he faces carter hart hes Dustin wolfs master
>>154850944Agreed he's a filthy jew>>154850982Should have been a DOBErman
>>154850937maybe if he put on a little mass he wouldn't get killed from a hard hit
>>154851010That would be too clever.
>>154850950habs legend ryan poehling
>>154851018Fuck you Mark I did SS and now I have a pitiful upper body but a juicy ass.
>>154850801The only ones who can technically be called alchemists are the scientists that work at particle accelerators/colliders.
>>154851038>following the advice of a bald fat retardfucking train your arms and side delts faggot, SS is a female routine at this point
>>154850934We live in a world where the canes are the least hateable final 4 team.>Avs Fans softer than anything and presidents trophy cockiness/curse>VegasEasily the worst fanbase in the entire NHL, doesn't know the rules of hockey at all. Team plays dirty too>MontrealNot only Canadian but FRENCH Canadians. Literally the worst group of self absorbed faggots who shit on anyone who doesn't speak their retarded version of French >The canes
i bet on skoda today so wont be betting on garyslop tonight
>>154851068> t. chicken leg
>>154851080tom dundon's ownership is terrible for the sport
>>154851080whoever wins the ECF is the stanley cup protagonist
Why do the bad guys succeed in Gary's NHL?
>>154851095why
>>154851122based knights working em into a seething shoot kwab
>>154851122Nothin wrong with Vegas except for the degeneracy.
>>154850908The randy canes are beyond due to reach Gary's Cup.Get it done!
>>154851119Quite literally only the canes. If frogs win there are no good guys left
>>154851092Literally doing Arnold split rn my legs are huge, i do arms/shoulder day bc im a man
>>154851143Have you met their """fans"""" they don't know the first thing about hockey but will defend their retardation to the death. (They will all also most likely disappear the second Vegas enters a rebuild phase)
>>154851166That's all Vegas sports fans. It's just for betting. But ultimately the skill is admirable.
>>154851038an adult lane hutson weighs 200 lbs
>>154851144I thought I'd seen it all.
>>154851068teach me how to bench 3pl8
just remembered another assvs tard post that aged like milk and had a little chuckle
HAHAHAHAH
>>154851144I've seen torts that happy
>>154851063True, smashing atoms together is pretty much how the rest of the table got filled out.>>154851122Marner succeeding once leaving Toronto is funny in its own right.
>>154851143I wish my mammies had defeated sin city
>>154851139hes cheap
fuck off with that cern shit nigga
* total frog death *
>>154851297Them and the quacks put up a better showing than the soon to be swept avalanche.
so hows that hurricanes vs avalanche cup final that /hoc/ predicted turning out?
>>154851315turns out the ducks were very exciting
>>154851080Hurricanes are a bunch of faggots.
>>154851080Habs are the best choice of those 4
black hole sun won't you come,and wash away the rain?black hole sun, won't you come, won't you come, won't you come
>>154851388_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>154851325I never said that. I was a Vegas supporter the entire time.
>>154851412retard
>>154851422Imbecile.
>>154851325A betting man doesn't put money on the president's trophy team.>>154851336That big duck drone ship is cool.
grim
>>154851448I don't think a single Canadian gives a shit about royalty
>>154851448>mfw leftards hold no kings protests in toronto to protest donald trunp
>>154851470boomers are so crazy that I could believe that
>9pm gamegary more like jewry
>>154851080ducks got eliminated by a much better team you retard
>>1548515068 p.m for those of us who don't live in shitholes
>>154851448generational fumble by george III in '76even tiny khan never fumbled that bad
>>154851576>Ontariogood lord do you ever live in a shithole
>>154851576It's still too late for us wagies
>>154851506thoughts on good nova scotian boy mackinnon?
>>154851095he actually is making a big PR mess with his nba team (portland trail blazers) and i'm not really sure why. Maybe running a good organization out of a small market here has convinced him fire everybody, cut costs etc but our media (both carolina and hockey) is much more pliant
>>154851611Didney is our boy
>>154851603Same, so puck doesn't actually drop until almost 830 anyway.It's a holiday so you'd figure there would be more watching at an earlier start time especially if it ends up in Gary time.
>>154851080habs in 4 fagget
I just want to thank all of you.I came to the team in 1997. I was 12 and was JUST starting to appreciate sports. My dad was like “You know, Colorado has an NHL team now and they just won the big one. You should watch a game with me.”Watched one with him and I was hooked after that. Been with them ever since. My wife has been a fan just as long of not longer. Now my six year old is hooked. He and I are both high functioning autistic so we tend to latch onto things anyway, haha.I remember the hype when the new building was going up. The ecstasy in 2001. The bliss in 2022. My boy thankfully watched the 2022 run with us. He was three and was still hyped. They poured off the bench to celebrate that cup and he was yelling “WOOT WOOT!”. Brings a tear to my eye still.Today I’m sad. Bummed. Depressed. I wanted it so bad for our guys. But, sports be sports. At the end of the day we have no control over any of it. But we can hurt and then we can heal. My son is unbothered. He’s lucky he’s young enough to be unbothered. Cause the pain is coming later in life, haha.But thank all of you for being an awesome community. One where we can celebrate and grieve and vent to each other. No place else I’d rather be! I know it ain’t over yet, but the end is near I feel. We’ll heal together and eventually start getting hyped for hockey’s return.Forever an Avs Faithful.
>>154851678gary is giving time for people to barbeque with their families, chud.
>>154851827I wish I had friends to barbecue with
im at work
>>154851873Are you at least getting OT pay?
hitting the hay now so I can (hopefully) stay awake to watch a couple periods
just submitted my Janitor application bros i wonder how much it pays
>>154851627>not a Cape BretonerDiscarded.
>>154851887nah i'm salary so i get da same amount every check
>>154851144it's well known that torts is a big fan of dogs, he smiles around them
>>154852052What? Even as a salaried worker I get OT pay if I work on an holiday. Is that not the case in Snippedforeskinstan?
>>154850919as long as we get goal/fight/heem webms im happy as a clam we used to clipart hard around here idk what happened someone post the pirate julebox gif
>>154851627>didney land
Ça va ben aller à soir les boys
well you know what they always say about people from halifax
>>154852039the fuck, i went to my cousins wedding there, there's like 100 people at most
>>154852076cute :3
>>154852128They might as well be from Tuhronna.
>>154852134>he thinks the entire city was the wedding bloody yanks I swear
>>154852095I miss clipart
I miss art bell clips
>>154852117https://vocaroo.com/1fvkBhMUdyEfhow'd i do
My penguins ):
>>154852159based
>4 hours until puck drop
Art bell hooks
>>154852225thought you were napping blood
>>154852225Nice thumbnail
>>154852225I fucked up and started drinking too early imma be a sleep baw come game time. it's MEMEorial day here and i dont really know what that means considering we also have veteran's day. no one parties or does cool shit, a bunch of businesses close and thats about it
TEARS STREAM
>>154852246cope he's tired
>>154852225
>>154852256>neck tattoo>finger and hand tattoosdisgusting
>tfw didnt buy enough beer
>>154852270a dirty, smelly people
>>154852285>IMA be golfing Wednesday.
>>154852285Does nathan have depression
>>154852270those are your people, Pierre
and I will try to fix you...NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NA-NA-NA-NA
>>154852320sure thing, jamal
>>154852318he won a cup he can fuckin calm down
>>154852191Not bad, I respect the effort
>>154852318Olympics broke him and he hasn't recovered. He tried to heem Hughes and Boldy specifically all of the Mild series
is he even human?
>>154852460Why is Brady Tkachuk the only player to get made fun of for his looks when this little gremlin exists?
>>154852490i make fun of auston matthews hair line everyday
>>154852490save your handsome rankings for your ghouls in the 'cord
cord sissies we've been exposed
Who cares about the Discord? When are we bringing r/hocgeneral back?
>>154852553you do
>>154852285You have plenty of time to buy more
>>154852584The system closes at 7 pm though
buds metties are losing
>>154852285Beer can't fix it. Even if you drank the barrel.
>Hurricanes
Hello bros. I guess we're good at hockey now! Is it like soccer on ice?
>>154852678most sports are variations of soccer if you think about it
if Vegas wins we can close the book on this sport and league.
>>154852678Shut up Anders. We're still coping.
>>154852678yea the diving is pretty bad nowadays not even really sure hockey can look down on soccer or basketball for being flopper leagues anymore.
>Colorado getting raped by Farter ShartDid not see that coming
>>154852678hello fren
have you ever been so busy coping you forgot to seethe?
>>1548527153 on 1s don't even faze him
>>154852744I cope every now and then. But I seethe when it's necessary.
>laffs
>watch sdpn to see >LAFFS seething about Marner>Dangle mad about Hart not rotting in jailThese KWABnadians deserve to fucking lose
princeton bros we are so back
>watching steve danglecord ghouls are really something else
>rags
why is the game on so late??????????????
>>154852837You are a bigger faggot then Steve since you blog post about him non stop while he never thinks about you a day in his life
>>154852913shut up, steve.
>>154852837Link to that part? The clip where he seethed about team USA visiting the White House was pure cinema
>Las Vegas business and tourism industries are suffering because of the lack of Canadians visiting?>don't worry...I have a plan
>>154852913why are you mad?>LAFFS
>>154852910it's strange, also weird that last night's game was on at the same time on a Sunday.
>>154852910It's memorial day, incel. People are having cookouts. Airing an early game would reduce shekels
>>154852913>then
another low effort thread
you have taken a moment to give thanks to trb for his services in the red sea, right /hoc/?
>>154852985only shit games tonight, please understand
Good evening gentlemen of /hoc/
>>154852985^low effort poster
>>154852946But fat Ontario boomers hate Mitch
>>154852992Auf wiedernacht.
>>154853000That didn't stop them from paying to fly to Vegas and watch their team lose to Marner
>>154852946why would canadians travel to vegas to watch the hurricanes?
>>154853010I don't speak french
he's so autistic...
>>154852256Me on the right thinking when to leave to beat the traffic.
>>154852966>cookout>in the rain
>>154852837get a load of this laffer
Who do I think is going to win tonight?
>be named after a natural disaster>season is turning into a natural disasterHmmm...
>>154853046Gary
>>154853046all i know is whoever scores more will win
>>154853046the reffies of course
>>154853051This. No matter who plays. Gary wins.
>>154853051Gary is going to win a knuckle sandwich next time I see him
Lately I've been changing the language when I play Injustice 2. There's like english, french, italian and spanish dubs, and Supergirl sounds supercute with a soft voice in all of the them and then you get to the german dub and it's like ICH WERDE MEIN VOLK RETTEN
>>154853050hurricanes are made by homeowners to collect on their insurance policies
quite a low over/under for tonight even though the first 2 games were total memes not sure what vegas is expecting
>>154853046Habs are due for another undeserved meme win
>>154853055How do you know that
>>154853085i got the script
>>154853080Second game ended 3-2 in OT. The bookies know as the series progresses and Carolina continues to apply their game plan the games will get more and more slurptastic
>>154853050Why are you still posting about the Guelph Storm in may?
*drops gloves*
8pm ? really bitch
>>154853103so we should expect the habs to only have 5 shots on goal into the third period again?
>>154853074>insurers hate this one trick
>>154853104someone has to
>>154853098parker kelly really is a cheap little bitch. glad to know he won't be raising the cup any time soon.
the league really needs more parker kellys and dennis widemans to keep the reffies in check.
My oilers just signed another finnish forward over bulju
>>154853046Vegas
/hoc/ needs more Flamiacs
>>154853172
HERE'S OUR PLAN SHARK BROSstep 1>Draft Chase Reidstep 2>Trade for Auston Matthewsstep 3>Make the playoffsstep 4>Win the Stanley Cup
>>154853192ref clearly dove here
>>154853199macklin for matthews seems appropriate
>>154853180The real funny part about this is the -145
>>154853199you're getting darnell nurse lmao
>>154853218grier would be shitty his panties if he was able to get a buck on the team again.
>>154853229wow that's racist
How will he ever recover from this?
it's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpsAXP38M1s
>>154853234what playing in ottawa does to a man
>>154853232yeah, he's been jonesin' since kane left.
>>154851469you used to be a bunch of british larpers, but that has been dying since the 1960s and is virtually extinct nowadays
>>154853234ask marchy for hair transplant recommendations
>>154853234why is a sharksbitch keeping up with the knights?
I just ate a salad and I feel really good
>>154853180do people really drive down to a casino to make 1 single bet?
>>154853256egad! alas, a salad age...^that's a palindrome bet you didn't know that
>>154853261people? no. degenerates? yes.
>Gary poopy ragThat's a palindrome too
>>154853261The Draftkings advertisements haven't been working...
>>154853305BRAVO
>>154853046
Our habbies play ce soir. lets fucking go!
>>154853199
>>154853055Not necessarily true with all the erroneous/malicious refpuck
>>154853234trip to Turkey with the boys
>>154853348
>>154853355what does having a girl fall asleep on your shoulder feel like bro's
>>154853374bags of sand
>>154853261free drinks
>>154852256the many faces of hockey
>>154853374pretty obnoxious actually. what if you need to get up?
>>154853374Annoying
>>154852490he's not that bad looking, just a twink
WE WANT THE CUPWE WANT THE CUPWE WANT THE CUP
>>154852553Let's discuss the topic further on the /hoc/ #irc
>>154852678Yes but it's superior by every metric
>>154852715Carter Hart has been reborn as an elite goalie
I wish there were 2 Garys
>>154852946Vegas is suffering period. It's too expensive and anybody can gamble. They could get incel bucks if they legalized prostitution
>>154852985/hoc/ will improve after I learn photopea this summer
>>154853460but /hoc/ told me you dont have to pay income taxes
>>154853026such is the nature of goalies
>>154853046Canes. Habs can't keep winning with 12 shots on goal
Gee, a mere 2 hours until puck drop. Thank you gary.
>>154853484Dubnyk was similar to that. They were called Savants back in the day.
>>154853051House always wins
>>154852076This man is more based than I initially tought.
When does his coaching career start?
>>154853098nothing has changed since his days in blue and white
>>154852946Gary-sama, it's too soon to rig a cup for Marner.
garybros...
>>154853558oy vey
>>154853558this is exactly what gary wantshe has always been an nba guy
>>154852076>>154853531Him and his wife have a Foundation that gives money to shelters, rescues and sanctuaries.
>>154852715I did
>>154853558If only Patty Kane had dated Taylor swift
>>154852678>"It's like one long continuous mistake. So-and-so passes to so-and-so, but the pass is stolen by so-and-so, who loses the puck to so-and-so, who can't control the puck, which is taken the other way by so-and-so..."said by the number 1 basketball analyst, skip bayless.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779746872028193.mp4
>>154853540Yes, laffs are still dogshit.
>>154853598just like my marner
Actually we call em chaykas now
>>154853580It's real !!
>>154853558Last time I bought a monster i saw a gambling addict purchase a WNBA derivative
>>154853615based
>>154853622For me, it's orange monster
>>154853615guy needed to make his own foundation since he doesnt stay long enough with any team for charitable work
GO CANSIES
>>154853615>in and out in a few quick photos, wont even need to take off our jackets
>>154853615More friendly dogs, less shitbulls and Evander Kanes.
>>154853699What are you impliying, Mr.Chud?
>>154853594>no stoppage in play confuses and enrages the american
>>154853558> It is also important to note that NHL regional local broadcasts draw large numbers of devoted fans that are not factored into these national averages
>>154853615I wish my islanders hired torts
>>154853741Doubt this includes onhockey or am radio chads either
Retard here. I always heard about players playing for the uhh ahl or whatever teams. Like abbotsford or the marlies. Is that optional? I assume it has to be. And what determines if someone can or cant play there?
>>154853615
>>154853558Does social media also factor in the posts clowning on the league being a drain on the NBA's earnings or are they only showing the parts they want to show?
>>154853495Might take a nap.
wait colorado lost last night's game?? i stopped watching kek. what the fuck happened
>>154853794We call them mackinnons now
got a hoagie and an appetizer platter bro's
>>154853794mental midgets who gave up the minute vegas scored wonI'm not joking
>>154853741NESN chads carry the NHL
>>154853558Reminder Tkachuk is the face of the NHL because Mcdavid is too autistic and hes afraid of ketchup. Not marketable at all.
>>154853814JEN
>>154853794this happened
>>154853814high quality collage material
>>154853794Aves did a mental early cashout
>>154853794I love it when there’s a great comeback and posers miss it
>>154853834Thanks for the synopsis
>>154853851i don't really care about the western conference lil poptart
>>154853801yum
>>154853862Western conference and Timbits hockey are valid you bigot
>>154853824mcdavid also has no accomplishments
>>154853843I can't wait to post in on tuesday
>>154853374
>>154853558No way that's true.
are the habs letting in a goal in the first 3 minutes again ?
>>154853893the collage will be incredible
>>154853984ja
>>154853990fuck me
monitoring this thread
>>154853824He was in the airshow down here earlier this month.
>>154853888Not the kind he wants, but he is setting franchise records!
>>154853794>People really do think a hockey game is only 1 period
>>154854077>saved
>>154853990I hope you're lying to us
knies and nylander reaction to winning the lotteryhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779750216385730.mp4
>>154854129They are just like us
today is national vtuber day
>dead wongs re-signing Patrick Kanelol why
>>154854025This guy is a faggot. Biz I did appreciate you going after Gary on live TV about the tax questions last year but holy shit you folded like a little bitch. After that I knew you were nothing but a cuck. But good job getting your face everywhere I am sure that makes you feel good.
>>154854162I think Biz is funny
:(
You guys buying any jerseys before the game starts?
>>154854162
>>154854212yes
>>154854212I need a signed Carter Hart Jersey
>>154854197Retard
>>154854221you missed the sale 2 weeks ago
>>154854221im sure you can head down to the practice facility or players gate at tmobile and ask him to sign yours.
>>154854212
>>154854246Have any of you guys ever been to a practice?
carolina doesn't deserve this
Ehlers with 3 more tonight.
I hate the Habs so I want the Canes to win
>>154854257no im not a homo
>>154854273You're a man without a country
>>154854277I'm American
>>154854236fuck I regret missing that
>>154854285Says you, commie
I hate this >>154854273 anon so I want the habs to win
>>154854257in montreal they watch practice in full gear
here's what i think about the habs*marners pants*
>>154854298nice gams
>>154854298based
>>154853814>I'll buy us some time Makar!
* THIS MACHINE KILLS FROGS *
Mackinnon will never be at the same level as his boyfriend Crosby.
>>154854298no ass
>>154854298just pathetic. both the girl and the guy
>>154854298I don't fuck with people like this, let people live their childhood dreams once they can afford themGood for the economy, I say
Only SHIT teams today
>>154854309KEK
>KWABalanche>Randylina>Canada>VegassShit conference finals tbqhwya
At least the softpussys won't get raped today.
>>154854298>Negative ass>Absolute state of the Fr*nchoid
>>154854313maybe he can absorb some of his boyfriends talent over the summer
>>154853888wrong
TNT lady is way hotter than baldo
>>154854328Thanks Gary
he has psycho eyes. he 100% did it.
why hasnt gary gone to any of the playoff games so far this year?
>>154854376He prefers to hang out at home and post on /hoc/
>>154854376would you?
>>154854376The cayman islands is beautiful this time of the year
>>154854376hes subconscious of people on the internet laughing at his crippling condition
>>154854346tss tss, maybe they can call it the fawkin' shitference finals or sumptin'? I dunno, just riffin'
>>154853872Those boys sure are due.
>>154853872how many conference finals have they been in since 2006? This seems like a, well, hey, look at that, the browns made the playoffs for the first time in 36 years. Look at that. Would you just look at it?
cmon habs
>>154854443that's somebody's son
They'll win the Conference final, and then Minnesota will win any Championship next year.
>>154854373those are just his "suck me" eyes.
>>154854447not it's not, stop saying that
>>154854455i wont
>>154854457
>>154854373>>154854450
Good night /hoc/
>>154854479How are you going to bed now?
>>154852913>bigger faggot THEN Steveah the good 'ol canadian pooparoo, good evening saaar do not offend the self hating liberal white saaar Steve very nice give me job saaar
>>154854479But the game is about to start...
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
SSCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
>>154854479Good idea to rest up, game 4 broadcast doesn't start until 9pm tomorrow.
>>154854233>>>FlyersNah I need a VGK one
hey /hoc/, I normally post in /mlb/, I tried to watch a NBA playoff game yesterday and it was horrible, I hope the hockey game is better.
>>154854507You missed out on yesterday's kino, today is expected to be boring
Can't wait for montreal to win this series and blowout an American expansion team to break the curse and begin the mutts 30 year cup drought HAHAHAHA.
>>154854518Don't forget to turn your xbox off afterwards before you go to sleep.
>>154854526why can't women handle puck?
>>154854526God that's sad. I hope you find peace one day little man.
F L A M E SLAMES
>>154854526common side effect of carolina hockeyat least it's not king's hockey
>>154854533thats a boy
>>154854518I am ready for the game
we all want montreal to win very true
>>154854513it's tied 1-1 so a game 3 is pretty important
>>154854549the chastity cage stays on mildcuckie
at what time is the game actually starting
>scoreless draw in Fort Wayne, Indiana
>canacuck on the verge of a melty. Still crying about my Wilds. Now he's bringing in his cuck porn fantasies.Yikes. Mind. Broken.
>>15485456515-20 minutes after the posted start, usually
The Wild could defeat Vegas and the Shitalanche shouldn't even be there.
lolorado has 6 goals in 3 games this series.
>>154854580why do NBA and NHL do this? With NFL and MLB, the posted time is the time the game starts.
>>154854542E L R ULRU
>>154854595You VILL watch the pre-game with the dei crew that we pay millions to shill our product to you. Also, use promo code: NHL26 and get $10 in free play on your first bet.
>>154854595yeah even the yuro tards of /f1/ drop the clutch at the sheduled time
>This Singh Hortons commercial
>>154854549and old
>>154854513It could be unless it turns into another blowout.Hoping the randies figure shit out. They are very well rested.
>>154854612These people will be exterminated once the power goes out.
>the city of Kansas City
this is the gayest faggot shit opening ive ever seen for any sporting event ever and ive seen some dive grass eurotrash stuff.
>>154854526pure coincidence its always caniacs dying in their sleep at the stadium
>>154854635cool it
Why are they using sepia tone? The games weren't that long ago.
>>154854647memories
>>154854635This is an antisemitic comment
>>154854647better than pens fans dying from a 40 foot fall
>>154854647something in the ocean spray?
puck drops in 11 minutss btw
the sportbooks have the start time listed as 20:18
drop the puck, Gary
>>154854680why is the puck white
>>154854677celebrations of Montreal women hockey
>>154854677You will watch the sponsored segments goy
It's because his dad dragged him to a ball game and so he's just reliving the memories.
>>154854687genetics
DROP THE PUCK!!!
WHERE IS THE HOCKEY GARY?
This games going to come down to getting the puck in deep
um, excuse me but i didn't hear a first nation land acknowledgement, gary.
>>>why is the puck white
Claude Lemieux !!!!!!!
>>154854647>>154854526Sleeping? This man is deceased
this olympic torch shit is cringe as fuck for a team that never wins anything and has only been relevant when there were 6 teams int he league and only ones playing.
LOOK AT HIM TURTLE. HE'S TURTLING.
>>154854735Wait he isn't related to Mario?
Claude didn't look all there
>>154854687because it does it's job.
>>154854739>a team that never wins anythingThey have the most cups out of any team.
Bros this is fucking awesome
>>154854739Be quiet cuck. That's your national team.
>>154854735are they running out of players or what
>>154854748He's a future goaltender :3
montreal is going to lose, aren't they?
>>154854759[chuckling]
gally not playing :(((((
>>154854766yes they willbut don't worry because this series is going to game 7 OT
>>154854766Checked and correct
OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEEEEEEEEEE
>>154854687purely socioeconomic factors
>>154854623I looked up average age of reffies...>39.63WE RUN THIS LEAGUE
>>154854766well the avs are getting swept tomorrow so gary needs to keep 1 series going
>>154854735Everybody's favorite player!! Too bad he couldn't appear against the Avs.
is Veleno in for Kappy? he should be
>>1548547661993 says yes.
GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY
>>154854794yeah
I regret cutting my massage chair session short for this ceremony
I love pretty women that sing nice
yooo snow birds
Troons singing. >frogs
>>154854794yes
Just came back from the store with some beers and Dill Pickle chips. Now I'm ready for a wonderful evening with /hoc/.
dibs on front row, middle.
>>154854783What socioeconomic factors could change our puck to let's say, for example, um, Magenta??
>>154854647TRUST THE PLAN
>>154854801>>154854809fuck yeah
Why is there a pajeeta singing national anthem right now!
drop the fucking puck
why is that one bitch in the back so much taller than the others?
>>154854795thank you gary
>>154854623aves are an unc team whereas the habs are a chad zoomer team
>>154854803roll for the 2nd left
>dykes already fucked up the anthemnot a good sign, frogs.
>>154854748Sleep well little Chad.
who are these mid lesbians
>>154854810yum. I have cheezits
rolling for far right
>>154854822because she's tall you fucking retard
they are dragging the anthems out...fuck you gary
OOOOOOOOOOOO CANADA WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Let's do our best today boys
i predict a canes goal in 2 minutes
>flyover a domed buildingbased
>>154854850Or on a box.
I wanna FUCK the tall one in the back if you get my drift
Who did the torch?
>the last flight of the snowbirdsHabs better noy shit the bed 2 minutes in after all that pomp
>a fake flyover with prop planesfucking canada
K I N O
Lmao they just started shrieking at the end
what's the point of having the snowbirds flyover when the people in the arena can't see them
Where is the hockey?
oh great, we're falling into jingoism
>>154854860>entire canadian air force in one placedangerous if we were attacked somewhere else.
>>154854864mario lemieux
>>154854822Why does the largest singer, not simply eat the other singers?
>>154854860I got to see it
Take cover my fellow country men! They are coming for us.
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154854862my tongue would be on her box if I was in the arena
Th...they changed their anthem...their ANTHEM to be "gender" neutral
Only English, Spanish, and Portuguese should be spoken in the Americas.
>>154854872Bruh the snowbirds are getting shut down until at least 2030, they announced it last week
>>154854875would be even better if finally something happened but im not holding my breath
>>154854880Is that the Snowbirds???Neat =2
>display team flies trainers
Predicting a 4-3 OT win for Carolina
>>154854885louisiana purchase
>>154854880>indian air shittersweve weaponized them, beware world. the shithawks are coming.
>>154854876Not a hasbs player... jinxed
>>154854880they are coming to bomb the baldwins
Bump
>>154854913>>154854913>>154854913NEW
>>154854898Yeah our aviation industry is fucking pathetic, you can thank John George Diefenbaker for that.
i think if montreal doesn't get double digit shots they're gonna have trouble winning this game. just my humble opinion tho.
If Randys don't win tonight it's over
>>154854885>Portuguese
What the fuck is that music they were just playing
>>154854880the shithawks are in the air randgoing to be a shitpocalypse for them little bastards
>>154854885Don't enable mexicans and macacos.