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TONIGHT:
>CAR (1) @ MTL (1) - 8 PM EST
Flashback >>154845025
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As long as the Cucknadiens don't win the cup, I might watch the sport again.
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/hoc/ needs to create more OC these playoffs. I'm running out of images
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Ducks gave Vegas their hardest challenge this playoffs. Ducks would have also booty blasted the avs. Avs suck dick.
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>>154850920
It should have been the Cucks vs the Wild.
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>>154850918
American won a gold so Gary has to pay Canada back with a Stanley
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>honk honk honk
lets go canes
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Is Bussi starting tonight?
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>>154850931
Disgusting.
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>>154850930
If mcnabb hadn't suicide bombed poehling and the wild didn't also suck dick maybe
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first for Dustin Wolf
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>>154850939
probably not cause Freddie needs another 15 shots worth of practice saves
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>>154850950
And just imagine, they weren't even in their final form.
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>>154850955
I find it funny that Dobes put has a wolf on his helmet when unlinke Wolf he is not dogshit
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>>154850982
Wolfie rules though
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>>154850982
Dobes is a fraud wait till he faces carter hart hes Dustin wolfs master
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>>154850944
Agreed he's a filthy jew
>>154850982
Should have been a DOBErman
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>>154850937
maybe if he put on a little mass he wouldn't get killed from a hard hit
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>>154851010
That would be too clever.
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>>154850950
habs legend ryan poehling
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>>154851018
Fuck you Mark I did SS and now I have a pitiful upper body but a juicy ass.
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>>154850801
The only ones who can technically be called alchemists are the scientists that work at particle accelerators/colliders.
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>>154851038
>following the advice of a bald fat retard
fucking train your arms and side delts faggot, SS is a female routine at this point
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>>154850934
We live in a world where the canes are the least hateable final 4 team.
>Avs
Fans softer than anything and presidents trophy cockiness/curse
>Vegas
Easily the worst fanbase in the entire NHL, doesn't know the rules of hockey at all. Team plays dirty too
>Montreal
Not only Canadian but FRENCH Canadians. Literally the worst group of self absorbed faggots who shit on anyone who doesn't speak their retarded version of French
>The canes
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i bet on skoda today so wont be betting on garyslop tonight
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>>154851068
> t. chicken leg
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>>154851080
tom dundon's ownership is terrible for the sport
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>>154851080
whoever wins the ECF is the stanley cup protagonist
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Why do the bad guys succeed in Gary's NHL?
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>>154851095
why
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>>154851122
based knights working em into a seething shoot kwab
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>>154851122
Nothin wrong with Vegas except for the degeneracy.
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>>154850908
The randy canes are beyond due to reach Gary's Cup.
Get it done!
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>>154851119
Quite literally only the canes. If frogs win there are no good guys left
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>>154851092
Literally doing Arnold split rn my legs are huge, i do arms/shoulder day bc im a man
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>>154851143
Have you met their """fans"""" they don't know the first thing about hockey but will defend their retardation to the death. (They will all also most likely disappear the second Vegas enters a rebuild phase)
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>>154851166
That's all Vegas sports fans. It's just for betting. But ultimately the skill is admirable.
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>>154851038
an adult lane hutson weighs 200 lbs
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>>154851144
I thought I'd seen it all.
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>>154851068
teach me how to bench 3pl8
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just remembered another assvs tard post that aged like milk and had a little chuckle
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HAHAHAHAH
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>>154851144
I've seen torts that happy
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>>154851063
True, smashing atoms together is pretty much how the rest of the table got filled out.
>>154851122
Marner succeeding once leaving Toronto is funny in its own right.
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>>154851143
I wish my mammies had defeated sin city
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>>154851139
hes cheap
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fuck off with that cern shit nigga
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* total frog death *
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>>154851297
Them and the quacks put up a better showing than the soon to be swept avalanche.
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so hows that hurricanes vs avalanche cup final that /hoc/ predicted turning out?
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>>154851315
turns out the ducks were very exciting
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>>154851080
Hurricanes are a bunch of faggots.
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>>154851080
Habs are the best choice of those 4
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black hole sun won't you come,
and wash away the rain?
black hole sun, won't you come, won't you come, won't you come
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>>154851388
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
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>>154851325
I never said that. I was a Vegas supporter the entire time.
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>>154851412
retard
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>>154851422
Imbecile.
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>>154851325
A betting man doesn't put money on the president's trophy team.
>>154851336
That big duck drone ship is cool.
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grim
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>>154851448
I don't think a single Canadian gives a shit about royalty
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>>154851448
>mfw leftards hold no kings protests in toronto to protest donald trunp
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>>154851470
boomers are so crazy that I could believe that
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>9pm game
gary more like jewry
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>>154851080
ducks got eliminated by a much better team you retard
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>>154851506
8 p.m for those of us who don't live in shitholes
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>>154851448
generational fumble by george III in '76
even tiny khan never fumbled that bad
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>>154851576
>Ontario
good lord do you ever live in a shithole
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>>154851576
It's still too late for us wagies
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>>154851506
thoughts on good nova scotian boy mackinnon?
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>>154851095
he actually is making a big PR mess with his nba team (portland trail blazers) and i'm not really sure why. Maybe running a good organization out of a small market here has convinced him fire everybody, cut costs etc but our media (both carolina and hockey) is much more pliant
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>>154851611
Didney is our boy
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>>154851603
Same, so puck doesn't actually drop until almost 830 anyway.
It's a holiday so you'd figure there would be more watching at an earlier start time especially if it ends up in Gary time.
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>>154851080
habs in 4 fagget
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I just want to thank all of you.
I came to the team in 1997. I was 12 and was JUST starting to appreciate sports. My dad was like “You know, Colorado has an NHL team now and they just won the big one. You should watch a game with me.”

Watched one with him and I was hooked after that. Been with them ever since. My wife has been a fan just as long of not longer. Now my six year old is hooked. He and I are both high functioning autistic so we tend to latch onto things anyway, haha.

I remember the hype when the new building was going up. The ecstasy in 2001. The bliss in 2022. My boy thankfully watched the 2022 run with us. He was three and was still hyped. They poured off the bench to celebrate that cup and he was yelling “WOOT WOOT!”. Brings a tear to my eye still.

Today I’m sad. Bummed. Depressed. I wanted it so bad for our guys. But, sports be sports. At the end of the day we have no control over any of it. But we can hurt and then we can heal. My son is unbothered. He’s lucky he’s young enough to be unbothered. Cause the pain is coming later in life, haha.

But thank all of you for being an awesome community. One where we can celebrate and grieve and vent to each other. No place else I’d rather be! I know it ain’t over yet, but the end is near I feel. We’ll heal together and eventually start getting hyped for hockey’s return.

Forever an Avs Faithful.
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>>154851678
gary is giving time for people to barbeque with their families, chud.
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>>154851827
I wish I had friends to barbecue with
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im at work
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>>154851873
Are you at least getting OT pay?
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hitting the hay now so I can (hopefully) stay awake to watch a couple periods
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just submitted my Janitor application bros i wonder how much it pays
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>>154851627
>not a Cape Bretoner
Discarded.
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>>154851887
nah i'm salary so i get da same amount every check
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>>154851144
it's well known that torts is a big fan of dogs, he smiles around them
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>>154852052
What? Even as a salaried worker I get OT pay if I work on an holiday. Is that not the case in Snippedforeskinstan?
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>>154850919
as long as we get goal/fight/heem webms im happy as a clam
we used to clipart hard around here idk what happened someone post the pirate julebox gif
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>>154851627
>didney land
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Ça va ben aller à soir les boys
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well you know what they always say about people from halifax
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>>154852039
the fuck, i went to my cousins wedding there, there's like 100 people at most
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>>154852076
cute :3
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>>154852128
They might as well be from Tuhronna.
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>>154852134
>he thinks the entire city was the wedding
bloody yanks I swear
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>>154852095
I miss clipart
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I miss art bell clips
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>>154852117
https://vocaroo.com/1fvkBhMUdyEf
how'd i do
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My penguins ):
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>>154852159
based
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>4 hours until puck drop
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Art bell hooks
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>>154852225
thought you were napping blood
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>>154852225
Nice thumbnail
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>>154852225
I fucked up and started drinking too early imma be a sleep baw come game time. it's MEMEorial day here and i dont really know what that means considering we also have veteran's day. no one parties or does cool shit, a bunch of businesses close and thats about it
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TEARS STREAM
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>>154852246
cope he's tired
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>>154852225
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>>154852256
>neck tattoo
>finger and hand tattoos
disgusting
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>tfw didnt buy enough beer
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>>154852270
a dirty, smelly people
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>>154852285
>IMA be golfing Wednesday.
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>>154852285
Does nathan have depression
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>>154852270
those are your people, Pierre
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and I will try to fix you...

NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NU-NA-NA-NA-NA
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>>154852320
sure thing, jamal
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>>154852318
he won a cup he can fuckin calm down
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>>154852191
Not bad, I respect the effort
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>>154852318
Olympics broke him and he hasn't recovered. He tried to heem Hughes and Boldy specifically all of the Mild series
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is he even human?
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>>154852460
Why is Brady Tkachuk the only player to get made fun of for his looks when this little gremlin exists?
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>>154852490
i make fun of auston matthews hair line everyday
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>>154852490
save your handsome rankings for your ghouls in the 'cord
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cord sissies we've been exposed
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Who cares about the Discord? When are we bringing r/hocgeneral back?
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>>154852553
you do
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>>154852285
You have plenty of time to buy more
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>>154852584
The system closes at 7 pm though
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buds metties are losing
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>>154852285
Beer can't fix it. Even if you drank the barrel.
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>Hurricanes
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Hello bros. I guess we're good at hockey now!

Is it like soccer on ice?
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>>154852678
most sports are variations of soccer if you think about it
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if Vegas wins we can close the book on this sport and league.
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>>154852678
Shut up Anders. We're still coping.
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>>154852678
yea the diving is pretty bad nowadays not even really sure hockey can look down on soccer or basketball for being flopper leagues anymore.
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>Colorado getting raped by Farter Shart
Did not see that coming
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>>154852678
hello fren
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have you ever been so busy coping you forgot to seethe?
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>>154852715
3 on 1s don't even faze him
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>>154852744
I cope every now and then. But I seethe when it's necessary.
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>laffs
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>watch sdpn to see >LAFFS seething about Marner
>Dangle mad about Hart not rotting in jail
These KWABnadians deserve to fucking lose
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princeton bros we are so back
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>watching steve dangle
cord ghouls are really something else
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>rags
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why is the game on so late??????????????
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>>154852837
You are a bigger faggot then Steve since you blog post about him non stop while he never thinks about you a day in his life
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>>154852913
shut up, steve.
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>>154852837
Link to that part? The clip where he seethed about team USA visiting the White House was pure cinema
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>Las Vegas business and tourism industries are suffering because of the lack of Canadians visiting?
>don't worry...I have a plan
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>>154852913
why are you mad?
>LAFFS
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>>154852910
it's strange, also weird that last night's game was on at the same time on a Sunday.
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>>154852910
It's memorial day, incel. People are having cookouts. Airing an early game would reduce shekels
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>>154852913
>then
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another low effort thread
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you have taken a moment to give thanks to trb for his services in the red sea, right /hoc/?
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>>154852985
only shit games tonight, please understand
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Good evening gentlemen of /hoc/
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>>154852985
^
low effort poster
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>>154852946
But fat Ontario boomers hate Mitch
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>>154852992
Auf wiedernacht.
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>>154853000
That didn't stop them from paying to fly to Vegas and watch their team lose to Marner
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>>154852946
why would canadians travel to vegas to watch the hurricanes?
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>>154853010
I don't speak french
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he's so autistic...
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>>154852256
Me on the right thinking when to leave to beat the traffic.
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>>154852966
>cookout
>in the rain
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>>154852837
get a load of this laffer
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Who do I think is going to win tonight?
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>be named after a natural disaster
>season is turning into a natural disaster
Hmmm...
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>>154853046
Gary
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>>154853046
all i know is whoever scores more will win
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>>154853046
the reffies of course
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>>154853051
This. No matter who plays. Gary wins.
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>>154853051
Gary is going to win a knuckle sandwich next time I see him
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Lately I've been changing the language when I play Injustice 2. There's like english, french, italian and spanish dubs, and Supergirl sounds supercute with a soft voice in all of the them and then you get to the german dub and it's like ICH WERDE MEIN VOLK RETTEN
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>>154853050
hurricanes are made by homeowners to collect on their insurance policies
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quite a low over/under for tonight even though the first 2 games were total memes not sure what vegas is expecting
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>>154853046
Habs are due for another undeserved meme win
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>>154853055
How do you know that
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>>154853085
i got the script
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>>154853080
Second game ended 3-2 in OT. The bookies know as the series progresses and Carolina continues to apply their game plan the games will get more and more slurptastic
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>>154853050
Why are you still posting about the Guelph Storm in may?
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*drops gloves*
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8pm ? really bitch
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>>154853103
so we should expect the habs to only have 5 shots on goal into the third period again?
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>>154853074
>insurers hate this one trick
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>>154853104
someone has to
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>>154853098
parker kelly really is a cheap little bitch. glad to know he won't be raising the cup any time soon.
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the league really needs more parker kellys and dennis widemans to keep the reffies in check.
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My oilers just signed another finnish forward over bulju
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>>154853046
Vegas
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/hoc/ needs more Flamiacs
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>>154853172
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HERE'S OUR PLAN SHARK BROS

step 1
>Draft Chase Reid
step 2
>Trade for Auston Matthews
step 3
>Make the playoffs
step 4
>Win the Stanley Cup
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>>154853192
ref clearly dove here
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>>154853199
macklin for matthews seems appropriate
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>>154853180
The real funny part about this is the -145
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>>154853199
you're getting darnell nurse lmao
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>>154853218
grier would be shitty his panties if he was able to get a buck on the team again.
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>>154853229
wow that's racist
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How will he ever recover from this?
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it's up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpsAXP38M1s
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>>154853234
what playing in ottawa does to a man
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>>154853232
yeah, he's been jonesin' since kane left.
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>>154851469
you used to be a bunch of british larpers, but that has been dying since the 1960s and is virtually extinct nowadays
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>>154853234
ask marchy for hair transplant recommendations
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>>154853234
why is a sharksbitch keeping up with the knights?
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I just ate a salad and I feel really good
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>>154853180
do people really drive down to a casino to make 1 single bet?
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>>154853256
egad! alas, a salad age...

^that's a palindrome bet you didn't know that
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>>154853261
people? no. degenerates? yes.
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>Gary poopy rag
That's a palindrome too
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>>154853261
The Draftkings advertisements haven't been working...
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>>154853305
BRAVO
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>>154853046
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Our habbies play ce soir. lets fucking go!
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>>154853199
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>>154853055
Not necessarily true with all the erroneous/malicious refpuck
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>>154853234
trip to Turkey with the boys
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>>154853348
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>>154853355
what does having a girl fall asleep on your shoulder feel like bro's
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>>154853374
bags of sand
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>>154853261
free drinks
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>>154852256
the many faces of hockey
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>>154853374
pretty obnoxious actually. what if you need to get up?
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>>154853374
Annoying
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>>154852490
he's not that bad looking, just a twink
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WE WANT THE CUP
WE WANT THE CUP
WE WANT THE CUP
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>>154852553
Let's discuss the topic further on the /hoc/ #irc
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>>154852678
Yes but it's superior by every metric
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>>154852715
Carter Hart has been reborn as an elite goalie
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I wish there were 2 Garys
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>>154852946
Vegas is suffering period. It's too expensive and anybody can gamble. They could get incel bucks if they legalized prostitution
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>>154852985
/hoc/ will improve after I learn photopea this summer
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>>154853460
but /hoc/ told me you dont have to pay income taxes
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>>154853026
such is the nature of goalies
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>>154853046
Canes. Habs can't keep winning with 12 shots on goal
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Gee, a mere 2 hours until puck drop. Thank you gary.
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>>154853484
Dubnyk was similar to that. They were called Savants back in the day.
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>>154853051
House always wins
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>>154852076
This man is more based than I initially tought.
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When does his coaching career start?
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>>154853098
nothing has changed since his days in blue and white
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>>154852946
Gary-sama, it's too soon to rig a cup for Marner.
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garybros...
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>>154853558
oy vey
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>>154853558
this is exactly what gary wants
he has always been an nba guy
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>>154852076
>>154853531
Him and his wife have a Foundation that gives money to shelters, rescues and sanctuaries.
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>>154852715
I did
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>>154853558
If only Patty Kane had dated Taylor swift
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>>154852678
>"It's like one long continuous mistake. So-and-so passes to so-and-so, but the pass is stolen by so-and-so, who loses the puck to so-and-so, who can't control the puck, which is taken the other way by so-and-so..."

said by the number 1 basketball analyst, skip bayless.

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779746872028193.mp4
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>>154853540
Yes, laffs are still dogshit.
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>>154853598
just like my marner
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Actually we call em chaykas now
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>>154853580
It's real !!
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>>154853558
Last time I bought a monster i saw a gambling addict purchase a WNBA derivative
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>>154853615
based
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>>154853622
For me, it's orange monster
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>>154853615
guy needed to make his own foundation since he doesnt stay long enough with any team for charitable work
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GO CANSIES
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>>154853615
>in and out in a few quick photos, wont even need to take off our jackets
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>>154853615
More friendly dogs, less shitbulls and Evander Kanes.
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>>154853699
What are you impliying, Mr.Chud?
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>>154853594
>no stoppage in play confuses and enrages the american
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>>154853558
> It is also important to note that NHL regional local broadcasts draw large numbers of devoted fans that are not factored into these national averages
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>>154853615
I wish my islanders hired torts
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>>154853741
Doubt this includes onhockey or am radio chads either
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Retard here.
I always heard about players playing for the uhh ahl or whatever teams. Like abbotsford or the marlies.
Is that optional? I assume it has to be. And what determines if someone can or cant play there?
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>>154853615
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>>154853558
Does social media also factor in the posts clowning on the league being a drain on the NBA's earnings or are they only showing the parts they want to show?
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>>154853495
Might take a nap.
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wait colorado lost last night's game?? i stopped watching kek. what the fuck happened
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>>154853794
We call them mackinnons now
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got a hoagie and an appetizer platter bro's
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>>154853794
mental midgets who gave up the minute vegas scored won
I'm not joking
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>>154853741
NESN chads carry the NHL
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>>154853558
Reminder Tkachuk is the face of the NHL because Mcdavid is too autistic and hes afraid of ketchup. Not marketable at all.
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>>154853814
JEN
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>>154853794
this happened
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>>154853814
high quality collage material
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>>154853794
Aves did a mental early cashout
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>>154853794
I love it when there’s a great comeback and posers miss it
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>>154853834
Thanks for the synopsis
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>>154853851
i don't really care about the western conference lil poptart
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>>154853801
yum
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>>154853862
Western conference and Timbits hockey are valid you bigot
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>>154853824
mcdavid also has no accomplishments
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>>154853843
I can't wait to post in on tuesday
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>>154853374
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>>154853558
No way that's true.
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are the habs letting in a goal in the first 3 minutes again ?
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>>154853893
the collage will be incredible
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>>154853984
ja
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>>154853990
fuck me
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monitoring this thread
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>>154853824
He was in the airshow down here earlier this month.
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>>154853888
Not the kind he wants, but he is setting franchise records!
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>>154853794
>People really do think a hockey game is only 1 period
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>>154854077
>saved
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>>154853990
I hope you're lying to us
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knies and nylander reaction to winning the lottery
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>>154854129
They are just like us
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today is national vtuber day
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>dead wongs re-signing Patrick Kane
lol why
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>>154854025
This guy is a faggot.

Biz I did appreciate you going after Gary on live TV about the tax questions last year but holy shit you folded like a little bitch. After that I knew you were nothing but a cuck. But good job getting your face everywhere I am sure that makes you feel good.
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>>154854162
I think Biz is funny
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:(
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You guys buying any jerseys before the game starts?
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>>154854162
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>>154854212
yes
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>>154854212
I need a signed Carter Hart Jersey
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>>154854197
Retard
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>>154854221
you missed the sale 2 weeks ago
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>>154854221
im sure you can head down to the practice facility or players gate at tmobile and ask him to sign yours.
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>>154854212
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>>154854246
Have any of you guys ever been to a practice?
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carolina doesn't deserve this
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Ehlers with 3 more tonight.
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I hate the Habs so I want the Canes to win
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>>154854257
no im not a homo
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>>154854273
You're a man without a country
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>>154854277
I'm American
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>>154854236
fuck I regret missing that
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>>154854285
Says you, commie
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I hate this >>154854273 anon so I want the habs to win
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>>154854257
in montreal they watch practice in full gear
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here's what i think about the habs
*marners pants*
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>>154854298
nice gams
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>>154854298
based
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>>154853814
>I'll buy us some time Makar!
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* THIS MACHINE KILLS FROGS *
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Mackinnon will never be at the same level as his boyfriend Crosby.
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>>154854298
no ass
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>>154854298
just pathetic. both the girl and the guy
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>>154854298
I don't fuck with people like this, let people live their childhood dreams once they can afford them
Good for the economy, I say
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Only SHIT teams today
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>>154854309
KEK
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>KWABalanche
>Randylina
>Canada
>Vegass
Shit conference finals tbqhwya
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At least the softpussys won't get raped today.
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>>154854298
>Negative ass
>Absolute state of the Fr*nchoid
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>>154854313
maybe he can absorb some of his boyfriends talent over the summer
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>>154853888
wrong
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TNT lady is way hotter than baldo
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>>154854328
Thanks Gary
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he has psycho eyes. he 100% did it.
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why hasnt gary gone to any of the playoff games so far this year?
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>>154854376
He prefers to hang out at home and post on /hoc/
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>>154854376
would you?
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>>154854376
The cayman islands is beautiful this time of the year
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>>154854376
hes subconscious of people on the internet laughing at his crippling condition
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>>154854346
tss tss, maybe they can call it the fawkin' shitference finals or sumptin'? I dunno, just riffin'
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>>154853872
Those boys sure are due.
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>>154853872
how many conference finals have they been in since 2006? This seems like a, well, hey, look at that, the browns made the playoffs for the first time in 36 years. Look at that. Would you just look at it?
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cmon habs
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>>154854443
that's somebody's son
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They'll win the Conference final, and then Minnesota will win any Championship next year.
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>>154854373
those are just his "suck me" eyes.
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>>154854447
not it's not, stop saying that
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>>154854455
i wont
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>>154854457
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>>154854373
>>154854450
>>
Good night /hoc/
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>>154854479
How are you going to bed now?
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>>154852913
>bigger faggot THEN Steve
ah the good 'ol canadian pooparoo, good evening saaar do not offend the self hating liberal white saaar Steve very nice give me job saaar
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>>154854479
But the game is about to start...
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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SSCCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR
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>>154854479
Good idea to rest up, game 4 broadcast doesn't start until 9pm tomorrow.
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>>154854233
>>>Flyers
Nah I need a VGK one
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hey /hoc/, I normally post in /mlb/, I tried to watch a NBA playoff game yesterday and it was horrible, I hope the hockey game is better.
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>>154854507
You missed out on yesterday's kino, today is expected to be boring
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Can't wait for montreal to win this series and blowout an American expansion team to break the curse and begin the mutts 30 year cup drought HAHAHAHA.
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>>154854518
Don't forget to turn your xbox off afterwards before you go to sleep.
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>>154854526
why can't women handle puck?
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>>154854526
God that's sad. I hope you find peace one day little man.
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F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S
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>>154854526
common side effect of carolina hockey
at least it's not king's hockey
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>>154854533
thats a boy
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>>154854518
I am ready for the game
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we all want montreal to win very true
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>>154854513
it's tied 1-1 so a game 3 is pretty important
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>>154854549
the chastity cage stays on mildcuckie
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at what time is the game actually starting
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>scoreless draw in Fort Wayne, Indiana
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>canacuck on the verge of a melty. Still crying about my Wilds. Now he's bringing in his cuck porn fantasies.
Yikes. Mind. Broken.
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>>154854565
15-20 minutes after the posted start, usually
>>
The Wild could defeat Vegas and the Shitalanche shouldn't even be there.
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lolorado has 6 goals in 3 games this series.
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>>154854580
why do NBA and NHL do this? With NFL and MLB, the posted time is the time the game starts.
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>>154854542
E L R U
L
R
U
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>>154854595
You VILL watch the pre-game with the dei crew that we pay millions to shill our product to you. Also, use promo code: NHL26 and get $10 in free play on your first bet.
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>>154854595
yeah even the yuro tards of /f1/ drop the clutch at the sheduled time
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>This Singh Hortons commercial
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>>154854549
and old
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>>154854513
It could be unless it turns into another blowout.
Hoping the randies figure shit out. They are very well rested.
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>>154854612
These people will be exterminated once the power goes out.
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>the city of Kansas City
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this is the gayest faggot shit opening ive ever seen for any sporting event ever and ive seen some dive grass eurotrash stuff.
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>>154854526
pure coincidence its always caniacs dying in their sleep at the stadium
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>>154854635
cool it
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Why are they using sepia tone? The games weren't that long ago.
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>>154854647
memories
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>>154854635
This is an antisemitic comment
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>>154854647
better than pens fans dying from a 40 foot fall
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>>154854647
something in the ocean spray?
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puck drops in 11 minutss btw
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the sportbooks have the start time listed as 20:18
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drop the puck, Gary
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>>154854680
why is the puck white
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>>154854677
celebrations of Montreal women hockey
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>>154854677
You will watch the sponsored segments goy
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It's because his dad dragged him to a ball game and so he's just reliving the memories.
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>>154854687
genetics
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DROP THE PUCK!!!
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WHERE IS THE HOCKEY GARY?
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This games going to come down to getting the puck in deep
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um, excuse me but i didn't hear a first nation land acknowledgement, gary.
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>why is the puck white
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Claude Lemieux !!!!!!!
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>>154854647
>>154854526
Sleeping? This man is deceased
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this olympic torch shit is cringe as fuck for a team that never wins anything and has only been relevant when there were 6 teams int he league and only ones playing.
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LOOK AT HIM TURTLE. HE'S TURTLING.
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>>154854735
Wait he isn't related to Mario?
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Claude didn't look all there
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>>154854687
because it does it's job.
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>>154854739
>a team that never wins anything
They have the most cups out of any team.
>>
Bros this is fucking awesome
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>>154854739
Be quiet cuck. That's your national team.
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>>154854735
are they running out of players or what
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>>154854748
He's a future goaltender :3
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montreal is going to lose, aren't they?
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>>154854759
[chuckling]
>>
gally not playing :(((((
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>>154854766
yes they will
but don't worry because this series is going to game 7 OT
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>>154854766
Checked and correct
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OLE OLE OLE OLE OLEEEEEEEEEE
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>>154854687
purely socioeconomic factors
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>>154854623
I looked up average age of reffies...
>39.63
WE RUN THIS LEAGUE
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>>154854766
well the avs are getting swept tomorrow so gary needs to keep 1 series going
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>>154854735
Everybody's favorite player!! Too bad he couldn't appear against the Avs.
>>
is Veleno in for Kappy? he should be
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>>154854766
1993 says yes.
>>
GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY GARY
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>>154854794
yeah
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I regret cutting my massage chair session short for this ceremony
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I love pretty women that sing nice
>>
yooo snow birds
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Troons singing.

>frogs
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>>154854794
yes
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Just came back from the store with some beers and Dill Pickle chips. Now I'm ready for a wonderful evening with /hoc/.
>>
dibs on front row, middle.
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>>154854783
What socioeconomic factors could change our puck to let's say, for example, um, Magenta??
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>>154854647
TRUST THE PLAN
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>>154854801
>>154854809
fuck yeah
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Why is there a pajeeta singing national anthem right now!
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drop the fucking puck
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why is that one bitch in the back so much taller than the others?
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>>154854795
thank you gary
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>>154854623
aves are an unc team whereas the habs are a chad zoomer team
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>>154854803
roll for the 2nd left
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>dykes already fucked up the anthem
not a good sign, frogs.
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>>154854748
Sleep well little Chad.
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who are these mid lesbians
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>>154854810
yum. I have cheezits
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rolling for far right
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>>154854822
because she's tall you fucking retard
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they are dragging the anthems out...
fuck you gary
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OOOOOOOOOOOO CANADA WE STAND ON GUARD FOR THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Let's do our best today boys
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i predict a canes goal in 2 minutes
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>flyover a domed building
based
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>>154854850
Or on a box.
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I wanna FUCK the tall one in the back if you get my drift
>>
Who did the torch?
>>
>the last flight of the snowbirds
Habs better noy shit the bed 2 minutes in after all that pomp
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>a fake flyover with prop planes
fucking canada
>>
K I N O
>>
Lmao they just started shrieking at the end
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what's the point of having the snowbirds flyover when the people in the arena can't see them
>>
Where is the hockey?
>>
oh great, we're falling into jingoism
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>>154854860
>entire canadian air force in one place

dangerous if we were attacked somewhere else.
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>>154854864
mario lemieux
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>>154854822
Why does the largest singer, not simply eat the other singers?
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>>154854860
I got to see it
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Take cover my fellow country men! They are coming for us.
>>
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>>154854862
my tongue would be on her box if I was in the arena
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Th...they changed their anthem...their ANTHEM to be "gender" neutral
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Only English, Spanish, and Portuguese should be spoken in the Americas.
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>>154854872
Bruh the snowbirds are getting shut down until at least 2030, they announced it last week
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>>154854875
would be even better if finally something happened but im not holding my breath
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>>154854880
Is that the Snowbirds???
Neat =2
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>display team flies trainers
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Predicting a 4-3 OT win for Carolina
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>>154854885
louisiana purchase
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>>154854880
>indian air shitters

weve weaponized them, beware world. the shithawks are coming.
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>>154854876
Not a hasbs player... jinxed
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>>154854880
they are coming to bomb the baldwins
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Bump
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>>154854913
>>154854913
>>154854913
NEW
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>>154854898
Yeah our aviation industry is fucking pathetic, you can thank John George Diefenbaker for that.
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i think if montreal doesn't get double digit shots they're gonna have trouble winning this game. just my humble opinion tho.
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If Randys don't win tonight it's over
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>>154854885
>Portuguese
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What the fuck is that music they were just playing
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>>154854880
the shithawks are in the air rand
going to be a shitpocalypse for them little bastards
>>
>>154854885
Don't enable mexicans and macacos.



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