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>Padres playing on Memorial Day
>Not wearing their camo unis
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faggiedoo em!
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NATS about to continue our streak of injun genocide. Break out the smallpox blankets and let's murder these faggot-assed savages!
And above all, let's be good sports and enjoy a friendly game of baseball!
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marienrs
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dodgers
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>yankees win
>cubs lost
>mets lost
kek discordtrannies
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poodrepacos kek
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nats are elite.
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hello, trea turner sucks, thank you for your attention to this matter
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doyerpacos seething
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>yankees won
>mets lost
>cubs won
KWAB
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my natties have SPUNK!
my natties have SOUL!
my natties have GRIT!
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sex with Phillies girls
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SCHWARLINER
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>>154853937
Better than lindor
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>Mclean is dealing
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chadres still win this....
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Something must be done about Schwarber
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doyerpacos kek
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>>154853956
just don't throw him strikes
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>Poodres SP stop giving up first-inning homers challenge: impossible
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>Poodres losing on National Vtuber Day
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>McLean is dealing
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>>154853967
it's only the first inning Fuwawa, the Phillies have already shown that this will be the only hit they get
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>Poodles losing on National Vtuber Day
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>>154853983
>Poodles
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holy kek the trannies are malding
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>>154853983
>poodles
who's the doggie doo now
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>Mets so ass they had two ꓘ and they are showing people with Knicks gear in the stands
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poodlepacos seething
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>>154854000
so true kek
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>>154853991
The trannies are having a generational multi thread seethe and all the teams they keep seething about just keep winning lole
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Fernando tat1B
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2 hours till doyer beisbol
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>>154853999
lol
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Wake me up when Tatis hits a dinger
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>>154853889
DELET THIS
2009 was literally yesterday
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Tbh poodles and doggie doos is pretty funny
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luzardo more like loser retardo lmfao
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>>154853897
They wored them yesterday moron
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>>154854016
new meme?
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>>154854007
>it's a home game
yeah shan't be watching with that gay ass music on the PA
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>>154854027
I CAN'T HEAR YOU DODGER FANS
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>>154854012
RIP van twinkle
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what do those poodles do
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>Back to back singles
Poodles in business
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>>154853941
The Bronx didn’t invent hip hop, and Nelly bodied KRS
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my god trea fucking sucks
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>>154854035
I CANT HEAR YOU
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>>154853956
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>philthies
kek
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philthies KEK
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>Phillies fielding
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Lulzardo
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Never once seen De La Cruz do anything meaningful and he has 4 strike outs two of them looking
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Your annual reminder that George Floyd dressed as water company worker to commit a home invasion with 5 other men.

The three victims were female, one of them was pregnant.
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My Natties
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SLAAAAMMM DIEGOOOOOO
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>>154854041
I chuckled
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>Monkey Machimpo
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manny poochado kek
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Nobletigerbros!
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not like this
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CASTY GRAND SALAMI
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>>154854066
Trump raped a 13 year old girl.
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>POODRES
BAU BAU!
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nobletiger! nobletiger!
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poodres literally can't even a sweeper
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Jackson El Merde

PRRRRRTTTTT
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The miz is legit. I feel bad for laughing about him being an AS last year because he had barely pitched, but he's definitely proven himself. I'm curious how long his career will be, throwing 40+ 100mph pitches a start doesn't sound sustainable.
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It’s time for blow gays baseball kek
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>>154854096
He’s an elbow surgeon’s wet dream
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phew
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Nobletiger! NOBLETIGER!!!
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FUCK THE PADRES!
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Noble Poodles
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oh no not the blow gays here comes all the indians
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San Diego Nobletigers!
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Literally just don't swing against luzardo
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NOBLETIGER
>NOBLETIGER
NOBLETIGER
>NOBLETIGER
NOBLETIGER
>NOBLETIGER
NOBLETIGER
>NOBLETIGER
NOBLETIGER
>NOBLETIGER
NOBLETIGER
>NOBLETIGER
NOBLETIGER
>NOBLETIGER
NOBLETIGER
>NOBLETIGER
NOBLETIGER
>NOBLETIGER
NOBLETIGER
>NOBLETIGER
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As usual the opposing team hands them the game and the poodres give it right back. Maybe they can give Mason Miller a bat and let him hit.
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TAKE ME OUT TO THE BALLGAME SAAR
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>>154854084
Mococo, are you going to Naruto Night?
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The Reds are good
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>>154854126
Don’t reply to the schizo
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it is time
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>nobletiger

Hot liquid shit offense, forget getting chapman, we need damn slug and someone who's clutch. How embarrassing desu.
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>>154854139
Who the hell are you?
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I just ate 3 double cheeseburger sliders
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>>154854139
and it’s also also National George Floyd Rememberance Day
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>>154854153
you need elite rbi merchant cj abrams
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>blow gays
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Which is more autism: v tubers or touhou project
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Keep talking dodgerchads
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please adolis for the love of god stop swinging at every single outside pitch
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it's absolutely over, bros. this is one nasty shit season
I think McLean needs a phantom injury rehab stint to figure out his velocity & control issues
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poodles kek
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>>154854156
are you gonna take a little nappypoo?
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Isn't that like the 4th or 5th NOBLETIGER for the Pads now?
What causes this?
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The padres should consider signing ryback
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What would the padres have to to trade to get Wood, Abrams, and Arraez?
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be nice now
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>the only time the phillies have successfully fielded was the inning ender
come on guys
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>>154854187
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>>154854201
Phillies have the worst defense in the league
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PCGay KEK
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>>154854201
trea really should be in left field
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mest got run over by the big red machine, how upsetting
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>it was mcshitter would be the next degrom
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>Nothing has been going right with the Poodres in May
I like it!
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when is campy coming back...
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how can you be in the big leagues batting .111 lmao i cant bro
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JUNK LOL
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>>154854222
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https://x.com/TonyRav/status/2058979034428514377
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Lukes minimum a double
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>>154854235
Roy Campanella has been dead for 33 years.
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>>154854222
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>>154854258
>a single
I'll take it
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how long until he starts publicly voicing his desire for a trade? he could probably get to a .450+ OBP in an actual lineup
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The only hit the Phillies will get will be that Schwarbomb and it will also be the only run anyone scores this game...
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>>154854281
>paid $700 million in a low tax state
He’s never leaving
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blow gays KEK
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hello I would just like to point out that the Swallows behave unsportsmanlike, they have a suspiciously high incidence of their pitchers hitting the other team’s star players with dead balls (sometimes multiple times to the same player in the same game), their players have an overly aggressive attitude and their manager is a sneering prick. I dislike the Swallows.
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>>154854281
He’s not even close to his player option and I honestly don’t believe a team with as much talent as the Mets won’t do something promising over the next few years. The more I think about it the Mets are talent over fundamentals and that is going to be an issue if they wanna make a deep playoff run.
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>>154854251
kek
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>>154854297
>NY
>low tax state
yeah Juan really benefits from the increased SALT cap deductions
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Tatis is hitting will lately, but none of those hits have been home runs so people will say it's bad
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>>154854322
But you love swallowing. Curious.
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>>154854322
i need to know your top 5 active JAV stars to gauge your credibility
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>>154854327
My apologies I thought he played for the New Hampshire Mets
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it makes sense the mets lost to the reds. they were a postseason team last year and the mets werent.
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>>154854183
I already had one
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My wife just laughed at a commercial we have seen at least 20 times. I think it’s the first time she consciously watched it since she’s usually on her phone.
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>yesavage
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What a debut for Nishida
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This nigga playing banana ball
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>>154854323
>The more I think about it the Mets are talent over fundamentals and that is going to be an issue if they wanna make a deep playoff run
that was yankees' scouting report and they made it to a WS two years ago
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>>154854361
That'll be the norm until you inevitably divorce
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Manny's gonna tie it up here
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>>154854371
you're a miserable bastard
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>Cease 15 day IL

its over...
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>machimpo
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luzardo keeps getting out of it lmfao
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>>154854381
you tell him
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>Poodres
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>>154854381
Nah I'm just happy without an energy leech in my side.
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San Diego, where great hitters come here to die and retire. Seems our motto nowadays.
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just don't swing at what luzardo throws...
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>>154854281
last time he was a free agent there were only 2 teams bidding on him.
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>>154854371
If she keeps not putting out that’ll happen
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>>154854391
i got you chief
now start fucking your wife while the game's on
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>>154854383
Luck merchants kek
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padres are so predictable lmao this team is a joke
>RISP? time for GIDP :)
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it's up!
should probably switch kike and mookie at this point
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poodles asleep
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Juan Soto is on a flight to Toronto sources say
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>>154854325
OH NO NO NO
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blow gays
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The Toronto PJs
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SanJays kek
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>shartper
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Bryce Harper has an mvp award before Juan Soto
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the toronto baby birds
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The poodles and chihuahuas
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blow gays kke
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Blue jeets
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>marine layer comes in after the Schwarbomb
no...
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>>154854470
>>154854473
brutal
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TROONronto BLOW GAYS
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The Marlins won the Agustin Ramirez trade.
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I’m gay go jays!
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>>154854361
I spend too much time on my phone but less than half the time my friends’ wives and gfs spend. Literally never off social media or pinterest
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Im go gay go jays!
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Nats getting a little frisky this summer
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Why do all negro leaguers have Spanish nicknames?
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>mest
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>cusb
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nice to have Lukes back, our alpha luck merchant
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>not sending valenzuela there
blow gays
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>>154854569
they should check the rest of the guys for vertigo
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Goddamn these NATS are absolutely GAPING Guardian holes. Just splitting their asscheeks wiiiiiiiiiiide open!
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>>154854569
>>154854579
>taking PEDs
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>>154854535
>
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>first cheating
>then luck merchant
>now PEDs

what are these frothing jays haters gonna think of next
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blow gays
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marine layer robbing home runs after schwarber got a lucky one...
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>>154854598
https://youtu.be/A50L_YxMKYA
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doesn't MLB TV usually have a half off sale this time of the season?
or has ESPN taken that away too
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>>154853889
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>>154854602
>>first cheating
proven correct, why else would manfred instate a new coach box mandate
>>then luck merchant
the jays are shit, 2025 was a blip in the timeline, this year is how you actually play
>>now PEDs
his performance is enhanced upton taking the vertigo drug, is it not?

I'm 3/3 because I speak FACTS.
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OOOOOOOOOOOO GOOD MORNING SAAR I AM THE GREAT CANADIAN BASEBALL FANATIC I WILL SURELY SUPPORT MY TORONTO TEAM AND RAPE FREQUENTLY
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CJ Abrams is a better shortstop than Lindor.
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>Zorhan Mamdani: "My politics is built on a belief in human rights for all people, and that extends to queer and trans New Yorkers and it extends to queer and trans Ugandans."
we're so lucky to have him go mets
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canning is destroying these phillies and my padres can't do anything to help him
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You eating balanced meals anon?
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>i can't score
george floydre before he overdosed on fent
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Yordong btw
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>>154854627
>jews aren't whi-ACK
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>>154854686
mest kek
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gimenez will complete this
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>>154854704
>Yordon Alvarez
Future and former Dodger
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my jaysies make 5 era pitchers look like skenes and skenes look like a 5 era pitcher
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peepeepoopoocacadoodoopoodrepacos
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>Machimpo batting .171 with .598 OPS
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damnit andres
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>>154854729
oh yeah? well my philliesies just knocked two whole ERA off of Griffin Canning's 9 since the game started.
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why can't they hit this it looks like batting practice
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The best thing to do is just not to respond to yankees fans and let them live in their delusions
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>>154854383
lmao blow gays
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This padres offense is putrid
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>>154854768
27 rings soon 28 stfu
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>stfu

No. :)
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>>154854627
Of all the offensive copypastas I copy and paste here, this is the only one that gets me sent on vacation. So I'll see you guys on Thursday:
Gas the Kikes at the ball game!
Kill each jew in the crowd!
Cremate the women and shoah the kids
Keep it up til we've killed all these yids
For we'll shoot, shoot shoot every rabbi!
And laugh as they shriek "Oy vey!"
For it's
One!
Two!
Three Reichs you're out!
At the old ball game!!!!!
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>>154854745
I miss emily
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>>154854383
it least it isn't out for the season, we had 9 starters to start the season and not even 3 are left
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>>154854778
>>154854784
Tell me something I don't know
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>blue jays suck!
>erm, actually no! tat's delusion!
psychoanalyze his ass shordie
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>>154853983
Idk why but this is hilarious
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Schwarber is the only one who knows how to hit on this Phillies team
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Phillies about to stack on another run :)
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wtf kind of way to lose is this?
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>>154854841
I just don't understand why he can't bat 4th. every year people bitch that the phillies don't have a 4 hitter when schwarber is probably the most stereotypical 4 hitter in the league
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>>154854890
>Toronto sports teams
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>>154854890
>marlins get 2 runs on 3 hits
>jays get 0 runs on 5 hits
many such cases
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AL JV
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cause it's not 1970 you bat your best hitter first
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MARSHY
>>154854910
then why is trea turner batting 1st?
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should we feel bad for the mets?

https://x.com/MattPiperJenks/status/2059015872572764624
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PRRRRRRRRT
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POODREPACOS KEK
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THATS WATS INNN
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Need a screen cap of that canning pose
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>>154854910
how is that working out for the mets?
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>>154854959
kek seethe ya bitch
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>>154854920
>>154854922
FUCK YOU STUPID FAGGOTS
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How to defeat my Chadres. Just hit a HR and have a 6-8 ERA pitcher eat innings. That's how you defeat us.
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the toronto hatchlings
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>>154854970
kek seethe ya bitch
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shut the FUCK up doyerpacos
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I TOLD YOU TO PUT MILLER IN THE FUCKING GAME
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>>154854989
kek seethe ya bitch
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>you will live to see mason miller turned into a starter
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>>154854990
LETST JUST GRIND MILLER TO A PASTE
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>>154854949
This?
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>blowing out miller's elbow for a wildcard spot
BASED POODRES
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10 million dollars a year for this stiff who couldn't hit a baseball off a tee
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>>154855029

Just to get BTFO by the brewers in 2 games KWAB
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>estrada
The Chicano pitcher!!
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>>154855022
when you trade for him, you play him how you want. Now go ahead and have Hoffman stretch and toss you need him for the 9th
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>>154854990
the fuck timmy gonna do kek
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MURICA FUCK YEAH
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>>154855005
*two way player, poodres need his bat
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>>154855057
this
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kek that retarded commercial on the padres feed
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>>154854910
1. the guy with the highest OBP
2. the power hitter
3-7. whatever
8. the worst batter
9. the second worst batter
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>>154851870
The doorway is the southern border under Biden
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>>154855005
he already was to start his career and nearly no hit the mariners kek
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>>154855112
kek poodres
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>>154855103
if it were only big tiddy latinas no one would care
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>>154855131
kek marinsaars
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>>154855142
if it was big titty Latinas we would have a 50 foot high wall right now
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I hate doyerpacos more than I hate myself
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>>154855142
woah baseball fans look like this!?!
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elliot rodger maker malding kek
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>>154851870
>>154855142
Cranking
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wew hell of a play, ALMOST the perfect bunt
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>>154855243
>>154855142
they just look trashy. modesty, dignity and class in a pretty woman is much more attractive
>>
cranking my tiny canadian cuck penis
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>>154855142
yes
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Just throw Cronenworth out to pitch, save the bullpen. Mr. NLDS man needs to earn his contract lol
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Get this stupid fucking midget jap off the mound
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>>154855259
this
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Peanut had a 33-8 record as a pitcher for the negro leagues. Explain that one racists.
>>
>1st walk
>its over
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>>154855259
trashy can be hot
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>>154855287
Just like ur mum lel
>>
This team just needs to stay afloat until
Croney and Musky to come back. we’re only a couple of games back and we can probably get lucky and make a push post all star break.
>>
Looking like my NATS are about to be above .500
inb4
>being above .500 is like winning the World Series for Nats fans
It is, fuck you
>>
pinango bumped into gimenez a week ago, theey've been dropping soft stuff in between them since
>>
sigh
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>trey yesavage
>1.83 ERA
it's over, he never had the makings of a cam schlittler type pitcher
>>
pinango has a hot bat but not a sharp mind
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>>154855287
yeah they're fine as cum dumpsters but they'll die probably having never realized that they devalued themselves. this is why divorce rates are so high
but you can't say any of this out loud because it means you're a misogynist and secret islamic practitioner and want to take away women's rights when in reality you just want them to earn their respect without giving away their bodies like your average street whore
>>
>>154855314
isn't CJ Abrams the real stud on the team? Wood is good but I feel like CJ plays both sides of the game real well. he fucked up my Mets last series
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>>154855327
put him as dh, springer sucks now
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>>154855344
CJ was having a rough time last year
>>154855314
NATS WIN!!1! gg Guardians
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>>154855344
Woods is elite.
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>>154855333
idk, you're right but they aren't victims
they profit from it, sometimes considerably, until time runs out
so
whatever
not baseball
>>
why did the poodres give ryan weathers to the stankees?
>>
>>154855363
>>154855356
>>154855314
is it just me or is Woods a highkey autist? it's usually a battle to get more than 3 words out of him in the post-game interviews. he seems very uncomfortable in front of the cameras
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yohendrick man get your shit together
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at what point does the defensive liability outweigh the offensive potential?
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BOGEY GOES BOOM BOGEY GOES BOOM!!!!
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lol
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>>154855402
He's a black guy named James, what do you think?
>>
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Tatis over his last 7 games is batting .417 with a .972 OPS
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POODRES OUT OF CHALLENGES KEK
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>trey shitty assavage
he's going to be the kershaw of the scherzer vs kershaw debate
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>>154855421
so was Jim Brown and he was such an OG that he commentated UFC 1
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Bogey goes braaaap
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BOGEY GOES POOP!
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>>154855438
t. box score watcher
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>>154855416
OPS under 800
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>>154855439
are you talking about the nfl player who used a flamethrower on a jetpack in that arnold movie
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>>154855425
Tatis is just Arraez+ now
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>>154855471
indeed
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>>154855456
what the fuck does that even mean? i have the radio and tv hooked up.
>>
machimpo kek
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>>154855344
He's a stud alright
>>
>>154855496
trey has been lights out this game, it's not his fault a rookie callup can't make a little league catches
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>>154855516
coward
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c-money
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there is currently a no hitter. however, i wont be alerting the genny til the 8th.
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>>154855530
>2.30 ERA
Yesavage is washed kek
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Machimpo is the Poodres version of Dookie Shitts, he's signed until 2033 kek
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>watch your own game _____pacos
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>>154855539
you mean Imai with his 6 walks?
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>>154855540
kek seethe ya bitch
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POODRES KEK
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autistic poodrepaco still seething kek
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Was Manny ever clutch on Orioles or Dodgers?
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>>154855559
ive said too much
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New Bree just dropped
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>>154855559
fire the houston pitching lab


how do you fuck up framber valdez and tasuya imai
>>
poodres kek
>>
SHUT
THE
FUCK UP
STUPID
FUCKING
DOYERPACOS
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DONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT THE NO HITTER OR YOULL JINX IT!
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>>154855589
is this uglycute? i would fuck the shit outta this thing
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>>154855589
is she the one posting here all the time????
>>
lmfao harper JUST missed that
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are jinkees just trying to cope and project with how washed shitler is so they go after trey?
>>
>>154855416
If you OPS is replacement level and you can’t field you need to fucking go
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>>154855594
>>154855608
kek seethe ya bitch
>>
>>154855591
idk. how did the mets manage to fuck up nolan mclean with his god-tier spin rates, <2 bb/9, 97 mph sinker, and >60% gb?
>>
KINO IN HOUSTON

IMAI NO HITTER ABOUT TO GET DESTROYED BY THE HOUSTON SHITPEN
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>>154855589
this chick looks like she would be a lot of fun and nice and soft
>>
now that imai is settled the astros are a lock to win the west right?
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Yuki Matsui and Ryan Wideman will be a worthy sacrifice to get us CJ Abrams
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>>154855629
NOO YOU CAN'T SAY IT'S A NO HITTTER!!!
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>>154855600
That's just stupidstition
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>>154855589
if i wasnt a gay braves fan i would
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>>154855618
yeshitter has double the ERA of cam schlittler in half as many innings pitched
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>>154855646
baseball players believe in superstition and it affects their play
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>>154855647
i cant tell if hes eating a burrito or ice cream
>>
Anyone remember those Warwick Davis torture pastas?
I want that but for Michael Cera
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>>154855589
Holy shit need the name of this trollop so I can find more pics and masturbate vigorously
>>
>>154855589
Would be better if she had a bulge in her bikini bottoms
>>
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No hitter in Houston! NO HITTER IN HOUSTON!
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>>154855662
What is the Michael Cera/Canadian baseball connection that I'm missing out on?
>>
>this national anthem rendition at dodger stadium
HOLY BASED
>>
>>154855589
All FIBs do is come up to Wisconsin in the summer.
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>uniqlo field at dodger stadium presented by amazon and made possible by walmart
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>>154855629
>no hitter in pooston
What new cheating method did pooston develop?
>>
>>154855668
got ya senpai
https://x.com/breedelio?lang=en
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i got head from a tgirl
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>>154855708
and an undisclosed baskin roberts trust fund
>>
kirsten :)
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>>154855732
>>
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>stephen nelson
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>>154855732
>>
>>154855720
Actually it's an away game in Arlington
>>
>>154855747

Erik Karros is fucking garbage in the booth too, god damn this sucks
>>
>>154855720
mariners are fucked
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>>154855747
time for doyer radio broadcast
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marine layer robbing another home run...
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>>154855668
Bree Delio. Cubs fans hate her.
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CWalk 4th HR in 3 games
get fucked raggies
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>>154855753
im not gay, i like pussy
>>
>>154853889
can some boomer explain it to someone who was literally 4 on this date?
>>
>>154855747
>>154855755
>>154855764
i concur
>>
>>154855732
calling him a tgirl doesn't make him less of a biological man with a dick, nuts, and hairy ass
>>
6 7!
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>>154855784
You must be 18 to post here
>>
Jackson Merril is James Outman with a 9 year contract
>>
>>154855794
zoomers OUT
>>
Padres would have like 10 home runs this game if the marine layer didn't exist
>>
>>154855720
They have a guy sitting in an empty room in the Astros dugout with a t.v watching the game live controlling the ball with an Atari 2600 joystick
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>>154855790
>muh biology
you'd penetrate
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>call stands
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>>154855754
Still Astros' stadium
>>
>>154855820
>Atari 2600 joystick
whats that?
>>
>>154855783
then why are you having gay sex anon
>>
>>154855634
Their ace and closer are coming back from IL too, they will probably win the division but it'll come down to the last day
>>
>>154855828
no. you're a faggot in denial
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>>154855797
Based retard
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>>154855797
>You must be 18 to post here
40 but yeah
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>>154855756
why didn't the AL West take advantage of it? They were literally 11 games under .500 and yet only 4 games out of 1st place the whole time
>>
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>POODRES
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>>154855833
>>154855840
its 2026, who cares
>>
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PRRRRRRRRRT
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it continues to be even more over for the rags
>>
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AHAHAHAHAHAAHA
>>
>>154855832
Search it up in google
>>
>Pop up 2 run single
raggydoos kek
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>>154855862
people that don't want to ignore the biology
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Poodres kek
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>>154855797
>>
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ITFDB
>>
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christian vasquez is fat as fuck
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raggie doos
>>
>>154855782
spaghettification in progress
>>
>>154855862
evidently you do because you fessed to having a dude suck your dick on a Mongolian basketweaving forum
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>>154855862
I'd rather not have monkey pox
>>
gg I guess padres, that was a bit of a slurper
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>green day warmup song
no wonder sheehan sucks ass
>>
The Astros are cheating again
>>
>>154855884
nobody cares, paco
>>
>>154855878
biology has nothing to do with gender identity or sex.
>>
>>154855687
He does commercials for Rogers / Jays
I think he's Canadian?
No clue
At the very least he is spiritually Canadian
>>
>Final score
>Astros 10
>Rangers 11
Imagine
>>
NO HIT NO HIT NO HIT
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>>154855908
that's great but man ass nuts and dick all still exist or did exist and i'm not going near there. now go be a faggot somewhere else, no more (You)s
>>
>>154854910
putting your best hitter first is to pad their stats with more ABs and nothing else
>>
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>>154855896
DO YOU KNOW THE ENEMY! THE FUCKING ENEMY!
>>
>>154855884
everyone cares, chad
>>
>>154855893
you can't get monkeypox from tgirl head and there's a lot more hetero venereal diseases like AIDS and gonorrhea.
>>
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combined no hitters don't count
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let's go let's go
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>>154855898
this is the cringiest comic I've seen
>>
>>154855924
Nintendo, Science, The Sandlot, Mariners, Green day
>>
>>154855934
>you can't get monkeypox from tgirl head
I am pretty sure that's not true, anon
>>
>>154855919
Your sack has a line in the middle of where your pussy lips would've separated if you had a vagina.
>>
>>154855909
>he is spiritually Canadian
He looks like the kind of twink faggot that I'd ass rape in a dark alley. I agree wholeheartedly
>>
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>>154855937
only perfect games count
>>
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>>154855945
Based! BASED!
>>
>>154855898
anon, neither of us is in 1st place nor are having fun this season, lets not kid ourselves
>>
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>>154855908
>>154855952
>>
>>154855952
yeah but it didn't. you're free to be a faggot. you're not gonna convince a bunch of straight strangers that you're not a faggot
>>
>>154855959
I didn’t shower today
>>
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>Doggiedoos trying to kill rockies players
shameful, they should have 5 wins taken out of their record and give them to the rockies out of fairness
>>
>>154855926
>>154855901
>>
>>154855754
>>154855756
>>154855820
Wow, pooston has hit a new low.
>>
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lets keep it hetero. my kids browse this thread
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>>154855982
Gay sex
>>
>>154855937
>expecting a nip to make it all 9 innings
>>
>>154855954
>He looks like the kind of twink faggot that I'd ass rape in a dark alley.
There's a beach you would really enjoy on the Toronto island if you ever come up for a game
>>
>>154855968
im a faggot and im going to keep doing what makes me happy while you keep seething about what random strangers do in private
>>
>blows no hitter
>gives up win
>on a single hit
imagine
>>
>>154855995
i'm not seething. be free, faggot
>>
cam on yohendrick give us a redemption shot
>>
>>154855995
you brought it up homo, what the fuck did you expect, people would cheer that you're a faggot, did you get this site confused for reddit
>>
Jake Burger is the most American man in America

>last name burger
>100 lbs over weight
>plays baseball as a job
>>
watch your own game poodrepacos
>>
>>154855996
>>gives up win
>>on a single hit
literally how would that be possible with a 9 run lead? i know that happened to the A's recently but that was a 1 run lead
>>
>>154855995
>>>/lgbt/ is this way sir
>>
>>154855994
You would know KEK
>>
>>154856031
>happened to the doyers
FTFY
>>
heteros seething kek
>>
doubletani
>>
>>154856035
As you can see ITT, they make their presence known
>>
leadoffdoubletani
>>
>>154855995
forgot to say go red sox!
>>
>>154856051
>>154856053
cringe
>>
>>154856051
>>154856053
based
>>
>>154855995
based bravesbrah
>>
>>154856069
>>154856058
>>
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>challenging second pitch of the game
yea its over desu
>>
>>154856069
based
>>154856058
cringe
>>
>Mookie wearing long pants

He’s trying anything at this point
>>
he's just like my favorite jedi master
>>
>>154856077
I don't even know the line up, but let me guess....Mookie?
>>
>>154856081
>>154856058
>>
They need to DFA mookie already
>>
>>154856085
>>
fucking BUNT
>>
Dookie and Manny racing to the bottom
>>
>>154855994
Where is it, my man? I'm a switch hitter, iykwim. Would love to take cock on a Canadian beach
>>
>>154856105
fucking racist
>>
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>>154856085
THIS, SO MUCH THIS
>>
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baking
>>
Betts is a liability
>>
>>154856082
i didn't even notice. yeah dookie's done.
>>
Mookie is the easiest out of the lineup, jesus
>>
nu
>>154856109
>>154856109
>>154856109
>>
>>154856120
pls no
>>
>>154854222
SUCK MY F DICK BITCH
>>
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