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Dodgers ELITE bullpen has this W secured!Suck on these sausages, bitches!
go rockies!!
feels good to be #1 Padresisters :)
>pull Kike for Rushing>pull Rushing for Rojas??? muh matchups is a fucking meme
>'thletidooskek!
Mariners
DUDE
>>154858440Yay! I'm so happy :)
>>154858429based sausage girl
>>154858433It's pretty cool ngl
my pirates are going into the playoffs
>>154858440ok but seriously what was Seidler thinking handing out those Tatis and Machado contracts
>>154858455holy lit
Comfy bakerspie thread. :)
>>154858440>Merrill is also theregrim
3 more outs to go for the Dogs
>>154858504sent :)
>>154858503
>>154858440>the machado linekekini
>>154858504>calling someone soft when all you do is spam shitpost like a mad schizoKek
>>154858503>>154858523he slappin dat bass though
let's go let's go TARPS OFF
>>154858524sent :)
>>154858440Mookie would be right there if he had the ABs to qual
stop being racist to mexicans they are bros
>>154858523Nice! We made the same webm? I haven't been on here as much lately, so that was my first chance to post it. This is the only other one I've made, I'm kind of slow at it.
>>154858549whoa
>mfw my stats after i piggyback a 7 run lead
>>154858549nah that's for poverty franchises
>>154858549Nobody wants to see a bunch of shirtless fat doyerpacos.
>>154858574ay come on dog youre just saying that to be mean
>>154858440Hahahaha
>>154858581>kek [headcanon]sent ;)
>>154858596Damn bro you leave Mexican coke out of this
PCA would have made that catch.......
To the poodrepacos cuckwatching the Rockies right now, I see you
>>154858440Machado is a proven quitter. He was exposed as a dodger
>>154858610pages mogs pca
>1 more out to go>Treinen in??????
>>154858624Pretty sure it was well known before then.
>>154858634LMAO>>154858637FOR MEMORIAL DAY PATRIOTISM
>>154858632what's a japarino
>>154858637Righty righty
>>154858504>>154858541>>154858558>>154858581what makes someone act like this?
>>154858661Against the #8 hitter?
gg rockiessee you tomorrow
GG Rockies, made me sweat a little. See you tomorrow.
Doyers won that gamegg rox cya tomorrow
DOYERS CAME BACK
ggs rockies, cya tomorrowgreat show from Kiké in his first game back
>>154858637Seems really disrespectful to Vesia to deprive him of the save
>>154858671That's no way to talk about your adopted sister
>>154858637not watching but is Treinen's walkout song that little 'We Are Charlie Kirk' ditty?
poodrepacos seething kek
>>154858690that's racist and not needed
Dodgers won and the Yellow Bros are furious and crying kek
>>154858693He quit on the team during the World Series
>>154858699kek
>>154858672You look pretty stupid right about now. Next time why don’t you sit tight and keep your panties from bunching up and let the men handle the decisions.
Does anyone in the AL want to be above .500?
good game, rockies
>>154858429tybsg
Alright since the games over we can now give our attention to the spaz that’s mad about something
>>154858714Ew yikes much
Let's all watch the Seattle Handsomeners
>>154858429So is this an IHOP or Denny's? Every time I see the clip I glimpse the food and get hungry
DISCORDTRANNIES SEETHING KEK
>>154858732Where did your dad touch you anon?
>>154858724>giving alejandro aka chikaner attentionLet's not
AGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGA
>>154858736it doesn't appear to be an all american, super, grand, slam I'm familiar with.... must be ihop
>>154858736It's a denny's, the snapchat QR code thingy has a red D
>>154858754How did he out himself anyway? I was on a hiatus from /sp/
>Both teams have a woman in the boothwhat is wrong with the west coast
>>154858771hate has no home here
>>154858754but the gay tranny discord absolutely hates him. i love him <3>>154858768forgot how, but you're speaking to one of the discord trannies who got stunted on by chikaner
>yankees won>dodgers won>mets lost>cubs lostoh kek the trannies are not happy
>>154858440At least Machado is entering his mid 30's before falling off. Tatis is 27, what happened there?
I didn’t even know the discord meme was real. I missed a lot of lore
>Pani ValleyI'm guessing this is referring to Ohtani
Based ump putting nickkurtz in his place.
>>154858549how risque
Tatis Jr is hardly a baseball player. I laugh at the pundits who says he's has an inclination of greatness
>>154858440Padres legend Jakob Marsee also contributing
>>154858794tested positive
>>154858797i saw the link. the faggots put recker as the display image lmao. they turned quiet after that
Castillo got through 4 without a run...
>>154858801>kept the opponent on the right and got beaten up on the leftkek
>>154858792So interesting how the levels of trannies instantly decreases as soon as these games reach 4/4.
>>154858815Imagine voice chatting with autismos from 4chan. Lol
>>154858826sent :0
dodgers have been coming back from behind on purpose for entertainment purposes
>>154858818yeah and he looked pissed when they took him out, won't be good for the clubhouse
Do not reply to chikaner
A's avoid the shutout
If Castillo can come to terms with getting 4 innings and getting pulled maybe this stupid 6 starter thing can work.
>>154858850sent :3
>>154858794>Tatis is 27, what happened there?severe mental illness tbqh (desu)
>>154858725>No beaners in El CajonPoodreschizo has lost it
I bet chikaner is so smug fat beaner that shitposts in his moms garage on the family computer.
>>154858865He's actually a skinny twink
ITT
what the hell is going on right now
metubby trannies kek
>>154858908Dodgers won so homos, trannies, and browns are cucking out. Still don't know why.
Dodgers won, so everyone should be happier!
RAAAAAAAAANNNNNDDDDYYYYYYYY
Mariners really juicing their stats in the little league park
RANDY SENDS THAT ONE BACK TO THE ISLAND >RRRRRRAAAAAAAAANNNNDDDDDYYYYYYYYYYY
Mariners are sweeping this series, A's are fucking trash.
>>154858933DODGERS WIN!
>>154858903>faggot from Ramona thinks he knows SD
>>154858908discordtranny melty as usual because >>154858792
We're a third of the way through the season. How is your team doing?
>>154858950this is insane
>>154858969now THIS is unhinged
>>154858976DODGERS WIN!
>>154858965>White Soxwe fun
>>154858992ドジャースの勝ち!
>>154858429Could really go for Denny coffee right now, sausage girl poster. Maybe it'll wake up my Chadres offense.
memorial dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uSPHfbHy2Bw
>>154858965stocking up on win reserves to last us through the grueling summer
>>154858965>mestusbits over, hoyercohen sold us a billagoofs o algo
>>154858418>Yordan Alvarez went 1-for-3 with a solo homerwhen are they testing him for roids?
>>1548590062hu we know this spammer is not a padres fan. He’s a falseflagger
>>154858992DODGERS WIN!
>>154858992dodger fans got each other's backs all over the world
>>154858965I like all MLB teams fren as I am lover baseball. All teams over 0.500 is doing a satisfactory job except the A's
>>154859034and i got head from a tgirl, we can't all win at everything.
kek another naylor meme dp
>>154859038yes
>>154859036Announcing the rules is a violation of reports
>>154859048webm
memeriners playcaller thought the game ended there lol
THE MARINERS WIN THE BALLGAME
piggyback 'em!
>>154859059He may have been distracted.
>>154859053someone's getting a memo
So Yankees and Mets..... How about dem knicks, baby!>>154859024But unlimited denny's coffee just sounds oh so good right now.....
hell yea
>>154858948Post hands
SAN ANTONIO PADRES
>>154859070not really unlimited anymore, they charge you $5/person/hr to sit at a table after your check is delivered
>>154859058Nobody has posted a clip to twitter yet so I can't.
>>154859073if you haven't posted your face on /sp/, you are reddit
>bryce shit talking the piggyback thing in the postgame interviewBased
>>154858965Its been fun but im on guard for the regression.
gn
threadly reminder that combined no-hitters aren't a thing
>>154859102so the perfect stat for the asstr*s
>>154859111#rentfree
do not reply to astromiguel
>>154859102it's already on the 'pediahttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Major_League_Baseball_no-hitters
>>154859113They're literally talking about the Astros today, retard lmao
It’s pretty funny how Chick-fil-A is touted as an S tier restaurant just because of their customer service
>>154859126who is they, schizo?
>>154859128service okay, but it's nothing to write home about. i go 1-2 times a month, but breakfast only
>>154859128I like their breakfast burrito things, forgot what they call them
>>154859139
>>154859128Canes is infinitely better chicken
>mariners 1/3 of the way to sweeping the division leaders Very cool! Good win Mariners!
>>154859151canes doesn't have sandwiches tho it's literally just tenders
>>154859154>>154859151You are both fags, and I will kill you with the sword
>>154859154zaxbys is a full service restaurant and they all serve frozen slop anyway. The best one is Wings Over because they actually bread the chicken.
>>154859128Chick Fil A is by far the best fast food restaurant. It’s not close. If McDonald’s got the same number of customers it would take 20 minutes to get your food. CFA utterly mogs all other big fast food chains.
>>154859151CANES TENDERS ARE OVERRATED AF NOT CRUNCY ENOUGH JUST HAVE TO DROWN THEM IN SAUCE TO BE GOOD
I go by the name of “Chikaner” on a secret anonymous image board. I enjoy letting black men from the gas lamp district bust inside my bussy.
>>154859171Slim Chickens is vastly better than Cane’s
>>154859160They literally do you tard
been to cane's once and never went back. there's one kind of near me too
mary brown's is better than both imo
>>154859197Canes is literal Sysco food. You get the same shit at all restaurants
>>154859205*record scratch**everyone stares at you**laughtrack.wav*
Of course you fat retards know all about fast food. Learn to cook and don’t eat fast food.
>>154859224>fastkek!
>>154859224u must be delightful at parties
>>154859231he is if he cooks you dummy
Osaka Kinetsu Buffaloes (now Orix Buffaloes of Kobe) old stadium overlooking the famous Osaka Castle in Japan circa 1960. Shame the stadium has now been demolished and turned to a commercial site. That place would go crazy on a Friday night
Why does /mlb/ care more about fast food than baseball
>>154859245Kino
>>154859197It’s fast food man. 5/10 at best. Not terrible but not even close to the hype
>>154859245Does japan have an equivalent to Fenway/Wrigley or are all their old stadiums demolished?
>>154859247half of a baseball game is just eating processed slop while you watch
For me it's Louis Burgers
>>154859275krs one got bodied by king von
>>154859245>overlooking
>>154858965keeping pace
stankees won 2 games and act like they're 10 games above .500
ROOT ROOT ROOT FOR OUR HOMETEAM!https://youtu.be/34uweVaISL8
>>154858965i don't know how we won more than 20 games, bot 3 in nearly every batting statistic7 of our sps are down too, awful year
>>154859320cringe
>>154859359ok but niiiiigaaaaa you guys have shane bieber, dylan cease, max scherzer, trey yesavage ALL PENDING.when they come back for the playoffs nobody will know how to hit them because they haven't seen them. yanks are doing the same thing with max fried and clarke schmidt. its a cheat code.
doggie doos
Snakes are in the playoff picture and only 5 games back on the Dodgers
>>154859399>october snekshow will they do now that clayton kerchoke is washed and retired?
>>154859421expose Mookie as washed?
This is where I watched my parents die, Parapa
9 swings, 1 in playthats the difference
>>154859399D-Backs feel like that team that will hover around the playoffs all year but then all their fans will pull their hair out when they end up 1-3 games short and they think about the dumb games blown. So basically the same Diamondbacks team of the last 3 years.
https://x.com/awfulannouncing/status/2058710078921040341?s=46Which one of you fuckers was this?
>>154859570they have fans?
I don't run AC for more than an hour on any given day. Fuck it bitch you gon sweat anyway
yankees won that deadline
are we ready for brian cashman's perfect deadline?
yankeeminicans are a gang
are we ready for the mental asylum's perfect involuntary commitment?
>>154859570That’s called Mariners baseball
>>154859724what? sucking badly?
>>154859802sucking just badly enough that the fans are invested all year only to blow it right before october every seasonalthough now Mariners baseball also includes blowing a 2-0 double road win series lead and a 2 run game 7 lead to lose the pennant
>>154859821Yea I’m supposed to believe that Toronto wasn’t a luck merchant when they needed a full 7 games to defeat the Seattle Mariners.
Yea I’m also supposed to believe that the Dodgers are an undefeated force that can’t be stopped in October.
why did the resd give paul o’niell to the stanks?
mariners make the playoffs once and suddenly making the playoffs is apart of mariners baseball kek
twice actually
I also want to say that Ichiro isnt the hit king, he’s the speed king, his batting stance, his mechanics, the way he starts hauling ass to first on any contact. That’s his identity. Tony Gwynn is the real hit king, à man who could get seeing eye singles and poke through the shift with his 5.5 hole approach, that’s a man who isn't trying to be cheap by beating throws, he actually hits the ball past the infield.
hit king, :|hit king, japan :D
KWASB (kek what a Seattle bitch)
ill poke one right into your 5.5 hole if you catch my drift
>>154859904>>154859914it's because he's black (racism)
>>154859937I remember when Jo Adell set Seattle baseball back 100 years with those 3 home-run robberies. Shameless behavior from a very desperate group.
Padres fans other than 2hu are always fighting with fans of other teams, it's pathetic
>>154859850Ohtani's Dodgers can't be stopped
>>154859988poodrepacos are just like that
I hear that the Mets are the Pink Pony Ball Club. They are having a terrible season, ten games under .500 right now. Do you think they would get back on track if the players were to give away bats and balls to fans in exchange for unnatural caresses?
volpe redemption arc is kino
Cashman is one of the best GMs in the league
PRRRRRRRT
cubs got they chakra busted by the pope sox
scrubbies kek
>tfw to smart to win the ball game
I fucking love being Japanese
Cards couldn't handle the Miz. Tough loss.
May baseball literally doesn't matter, chud.
>>154861083say that to my back to back champ fanatic face
>>154861115Um, no, sweetie. It's not even the All Star Break and I'd never give you that satisfaction. Maybe watch a full season of baseball before showing such arrogance. It's May.
>>154861189no...NO WAY
Man this Korean baseball league KBO is so kek. Theres too many errors, play in light rain, a lot of grand slams and white and Latino that just mog the Korean players with homers.
Red Sox and Mets can’t win games and suddenly the potato nigger doesn’t have a favorite team and watches every team and league kek
>>154861283KEK oh man what a KWAB
Are we ready for Brian Cashman’s perfect deadline?
Gonna take a lot more than a few trades to fix that dogshit club lil sis
>club
>>154861283This is why they’re not like us
lil fella would rather watch Sung-Mun Song than watch Devin Williams try to close out a game in high leverage kek
>>154861283Theres no Mets on until midnight fren only KBO that is free to watch
Imagine paying a guy 50 million to throw a changeup right down the fucking cock of the plate, to pitch to a 6.00 ERA, to give up a walk-off grand slam, to get swept by the Marlins, to be DEAD last in the NL East
The mamdani mets are soft.
>>154861528Devin Williams is a bum. But Edwin Diaz walked, and is injured anyway, and more focused on cockfighting than closing games. Williams was probably the best option for a closer in the market, who else was there?
How terrible is the Mets pitching lab that Nolan fucking McLean is getting his own teeth kicked in after a few weeks with them?
Mets Bro, something good will happen to you someday, probably.I used to support the Angels two years ago, but now............
>>154861544Robert Suarez
>>154859097I hope this isn't going to cause friction in the clubhouse. I want those boys happy, and neither Bryce or Luis were happy with how it shook out.
>>154861544Ryan Helsley and Robert Saurez.
>>154861630Helsey shit his pants in NYC last year. Suarez is making just a little bit less than Williams so.
>>154861544Should be utilizing Weaver and AJ Minter to learn the trade (once hes off the IL) instead of going after a Diaz or an Iglesias
>>154861528Mets were too busy looking at Williams' radar gun numbers to look at his actual stats. Otherwise they'd seen a reliever beginning to slip.They did the same thing last year with Ryan Helsley.
>poodres and marlels gave up on ryan weathers kek
>>154861663Extremely common Stearns L, not even sure he watches the games
>mestNot a win now organization. Stearns deferred his wins to a future season hoping everything just clicks because of the underlying stats or something.
>>154861604now you admit to being gay
>>154861544Raisel Iglesias
>>154861879For me, it’s the myth of troutahni
>>154861903Troutani
It might be time for THE MLB TO DRUG TEST PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG. HEROIN, FENTANYL, CRYSTAL METH, COCAINE. HE'S DOING SOMETHING CUZ THIS HAPPENS EVERY NIGHT WITH THIS GUY. TONIGHT HE'S GIVING UP GRAND SLAMS. LAST NIGHT HE'S DROPPING ROUTINE POP FLIES. HE'S SWINGING OUT OF HIS JOCKSTRAP. AND THEN ON SUNDAY HE'S ARGUING WITH SOME CHICK IN THE STANDS. THEN ABOUT AN HOUR AND A HALF LATER ON SUNDAY, HE'S AT IT AGAIN. HE'S MAKING MORE DEFENSIVE ERRORS. I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? BUT NO WORRIES, HE'S AT it again on Friday. HE'S COMPLETELY CLUELESS. This is THE THIRD OUT OF THE INNING AND HE'S DIVING BACK IN THE FIRST. I'M JUST IN DISBELIEF. THIS IS ALL IN A WEEK. WAKE UP, YOU PENCIL NECK.
>>154859399sneakin'
>>154861975>so talentless you can't even shitpost without AI writing everything for youyou aren't human
Why does the media shit on PCA constantly for being a fiery ball player and playing with energy while they praised guys like Tatis for bat flipping and taunting?
>HE'S SWINGING OUT OF HIS JOCKSTRAP
>>154861879Even now, the mere thought of Ohtani being on the Angels (and of course, Ohtani still hasn't made it to the postseason) sends shivers down my spine.That's my honest feeling. Sorry, Angels fans.
>>154858418I'm a Dodgers and my idea of soul food is pot roast with lipton onion soup mix.
>>154862109i called you gay and you thought of ohtani
>>154862120LMAOOOO
All these foreign flags having fun, ima call ICE. If I ain’t having fun nobody can.
gm mariners nation, more baseball magic in store for today?
>>154862120But it looks really delicious.
>>154862120>>154862195It's basically American curry and also it's even better if you add a packet of hidden valley ranch.
>>154862195>promotional image
>>154862208>basically American curryI see, that makes me want to try it even more.
The worst pitching staff in baseball threw a no-no yesterday which is the first one of the season. This sport is nutty sometimes.
>>154862314The Rags are the dark horse for Disappointment of the Year.
>>154862139let me take you by the handto fun town
what is this dude's power level?
>>154862420the dino oozes pine tar out of it's butt
Felix Hernandez wasn’t that good
>>154862502true, he was a pitching Jeter
>>154862502...after turning 30.
>>154862524I’m an angels fan but nice try.
>>154862006Black boy joy will save baseball
>>154859098Yeah essentially thisEspecially as the schedule is gonna get real brutal soon
Do smart teams really lose to the orioles?
>>154862635teams like the brewers or rays move in ways that are too smart for my feeble mind to comprehend.
>>154862195*mindbreaks brownoids*
>2026 mest>another extended losing streak>ten games under .500Have the mest fans given up on this season or are they still all like "ya gotta believe"?
>>154862716It's only May.
>>154862727copium
>>154862751More like you being a hypocrite when they were winning the world series with one of the best records at the end of May only to miss the playoffs. What part of it's a long season do you not get?
>>154862716they were worse off in 2024 and still made the playoffs
>>154862791The first priority for the 2027 Mets should be fundamentals and beating the Marlins. You can’t go 0-16 against a divisional team under any circumstances.
>>154862791>>154862824why are they so volatile
Why do legendary Japanese baseball players and managers think it acceptable to beat the fuck out of their own girlfriend? What kind of cultural rot is taking place in Japanese baseball when the legends of the sport are either gambling addicts, real estate fraudsters, or domestic violence enjoyers? Bet Ichiro sells meth and is in the files.
>>154862751/mlb/ never learns that a baseball season ends in October not May
remember when jazz jism thought he was going to 50/50 this season?
>>154862716Who would act like this, take a video of themselves, watch it, and be like yea I want to post this on the Internet for everyone to see?
>>154862847Abe did nothing wrong
>>154862868>>154862791>>154862824
>>154862885Beautiful
Guys, there is a long time until baseball
>Abe [coach of the Yomuiri Giants] allegedly grabbed his 18-year-old daughter by the collar and threw her down to the floor as he tried to stop her fighting with her younger sister at home in Tokyo on Monday.If that was a minority baseball player that would be revered by the news for "self defense".
>>154862879People who make their living by being the butt of the joke
>>154862885KWAB
>>154862885>>154862868>>154862791Then what's the point of even watching baseball now if we're not allowed to make fun of the Mets because iTs A loNG SeAsON??????
>>154862902>The daughter, whose name has not been released, then contacted a child guidance center after asking artificial intelligence app ChatGPT what to do, she said in a statement released Tuesday. To her surprise, she said, the child center reported the alleged incident to police and police showed up at their house hours later.>“I broke down in tears seeing my father apprehended,” she said.>She said she was not injured and that she and her father reconciled, so “please do not worry.”Dumb daughter
>>154862524How many innings did Felix Hernandez play in the postseason? How many World Series did he appear in? How many rings does he have? Now do Jeter.Pro tip: Jeter was better in the postseason than in the regular season.
>>154862885The reds were simply a more talented team
>>154859171Is it Cane’s sauce?
>>154862933>replying to your own bait kek marinsaars
>Cane?
>>154862915Deal with it faggot fucker
>SAVE ME MO ACK
>>154862716As bad the Mets have it the M's have it a million times worse.
metsiners curse for being spamming faggots
>>154862847>Bet Ichiro sells meth and is in the files.Truth is, Jeff was just a patsy, and no one will ever build a statue of him outside the ballpark.
>>154862902>>154862932>don't worry, it will all be daijobou powerful
>>154858440Cal Raleigh is hitting .161
wait.. has the season started???
>>154858440>>154863051Cal Raleigh is on the IL and has a -.1 WARManny Machado is active and has a -.5 WAR
Trevor Megill should actually be publicly executed and have his skull cracked open
>>154863023all of my this
154862502East coastie detected Do not engage Do not acknowledge It’s not their fault they don’t know ball They’re in bed before half the games start Do not engage
>>154863048>you barely know English
trash reliever
>>154863051Those are NL averages, anon-kun
Why is /mlb/ acting like they are Japanese today?
>>154862982>60% in mid juiy>dips all the way down to less than 20 in late august>skyrockets back to 60 again in septemberWhat kind of schizo shit is this?
>>154863437The mariners and their .600 approach has won them 31 World Series titles
>>154863437Welcome to baseball.
>>154863489I want out. LET ME OUT.
Why is my dog autistic?
>>154863615he learned by watching you
Why are there suddenly so many new fans who barely understand the ebbs and flows of a long 162 game season? Where did they suddenly come from and are they only here to laugh at the Mets while understanding nothing?
I'm home sick from work and there is no baseball on. What do I do today?
>>154863640no offense but the mets season is over, the trading deadline is their next meaningful period
Celebrating a team 'no hitter' like it's a starting pitcher no hitter is cringe and gay. Simply put.
>>154863661Watch 90s kinos
>>154863661I'm watching doubles tennis
>>154863661I found this youtube doc about Apollo 13 to be riveting and just started the same guy's Challenger doc.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCObwsXbSeU
>>154863668t. ignoramous
>>154863668t. genius
did you guys know that no team that has had a 12 or more game losing streak has ever made the postseason? really makes you think.
>>154863668t. of mean intelligence
Marcus Simian
>>154863913and there it is
>>154863913Marcus “we’ve been running into good pitching” SemienMore like “I fucking suck.”
>There is a high chance that Tony Vitello may be fired before the ASG
I'm a man! A Reds man!
>>154863958Guy they played yesterday went into the game with a 7 ERA. No runs.
Trippin' as I'm thinkin'About anon, his name was (You)He's a man, he's a man RedsmanRedsman, he's a cubbie girl too
>>154863965but im a cubs girl..
>>154863988I'm not a cubbiegirl anymore. I detransitioned
>>154863994I'm not giving you a chance
There’s some genuine disconnect between the hitting coaches and the Met players
I'm a boy. I'm a Brewer boy!
>>154864017Amy, no!!
>mets have the lowest team OPS by a lot among all major league teams
>>154864034Unsubscribe from Mets facts
I'm a Poop! I'm Joe Poop!
>Mets fans looking at Nimmo with his OPS+ over 130
that red diamond juan soto make niggas rage quit lol
pepperjack
the tampa baby rays
wtf is a piggyback and why are the memeiners so mad about it
the Washington Nationals made my Ace cry.
FAGGets kek!
>>154864316the new york baby mitts
IT'S STARTIN'IT'S FUCKING STARTIN'
>no baseball for 5 hourswtf do i do till then
Cleveland Indians
>>154864353what did they mean by this?
>>154864344>blowing out the next clase’s elbow for a wildcard -3 spot
bros?
>>154864295It's when you have an old starter going bust and a good starter coming off an IL stint and make both resent management.
>tampa bay baby rays bbq sauce
>set stadium to some random minor league little league park>364 foot homers>your opponent has disconnected
Bryce “I’m a starter” Millerhttps://www.mlb.com/yankees/video/stroman-im-a-starter
>>154864453then how come the yankees still have 9 home losses?
>>154864465>9
>>154864474yes?
Rays make another smart move and sign Kimbrel.
Mariners baseball>Create the illusion you've put in effort to build a playoff team>Can't hit a lick when you pitch>Pitching suddenly disappears on the rare occasions when you hit>Finish with 88 wins off the backs of a few good players but somehow miss the playoffs anywayMets baseball>Go into April with unearned hype>IL is full 30% of the way into the season>Perform various circus hijinks throughout the year that have nothing do with baseball>If over .500 at the trade deadline, team completely collapses by the end of September
The New York Yankees are 2-9 against >.500 clubs.
>>154864495maybe that's why they are >.500 clubs
>>154864502Stop making sense!
>>154864508you could easily subtract the yankee games from those records and then come up with a proper stat
>>154864502>>154864508>>154864521cope
>>154864508Sorry
>>154864461Yes.
>>154864493The truest broship ever
I'm coping AND seething today...
>>154863640HOLY TRVKENEWFAGS BTFO
I am gonna revist this in a month
>>154864719I’m gonna revisit your mom in a month to have sex with her again
>>154864508Based Talking Heads enjoyer
>>154864733based grandma enjoyer
Baseball’s not even on and the genny is already seething about my mariners again
>dodgers mexican heritage night tonightWHERE THE MEXICAN DODGER PLAYERS AT
>>154864777I think we should get a European heritage night since the city of LA is like 70% beaner now
>knuckleballer just shut me out and scored 7 runs>all his guys had .500 batting averages and over 1000 plate appearances
Erik Sabrowski is on his way out - and I mean as in foreva
>>154864776Funny how that happens.
>>154864813Cringe, 4th gen Irish/Polish/Germans are Americans now. Latino/Asian heritage night's atleast make sense because there is still alot of 1st gens.
Mariners just aren’t good, I’m not seething but making a statement.
>>154864881
>>154864856should be way less, it's all anchor babies on welfare
>>154864856Yea and ICE should round them all up and send them home
>>154864856Doesn't matter whether Hispanics and Asians first gen or not. Chinese people have been here since the 19th century but have never become American
>>154864941no one cares jay
It’s the Mickey Mouse clubhouse
>>154864881>>154864890OH MY GODTHEY'RE SO HOT!I LOVE THEM!THEY'RE WEARING DODGERS HATSUNIRONICALLY
>>154863661Watch Jon Bois' series on mound charging
>>154864453home runs need to be normalizedthey only count if they're a home run in every park, otherwise hitting it over the fence is a ground rule double
>>154865040That’s why you have WRC+ and other stats which the Yankees still lead in and your team sucks at!
>>154864955THAT'S KING JAY
please keep posts under 4 words or fewer. I'm in no mood to read long winded dreck. thank you for your consideration.
>>154865040THIS WAS A HOME RUN IN EVERY PARK EXCEPT YOUR MOMS WIDE PUSSY
Oops! All Yankees!
>>154865144please keep posts under what? Sorry, I only read the first four words of your post
>>154865163>Yordan Alvarez* >*
>>154865119You're king of the midgets jay, gratz
dave veres on the grid!
You can not in fact pray the gay away.
>>154865219true. you also have to do self-flagellation.
>>154865219already happened tho
>>154863640uh oh melty
>>154865248that carries a 39 year minimum federal guidelines in trump’s america
>>154865248You should contact a civil rights attorney to see if you may have a claim.
>>154863640yeah, man. mike daddino videos told everyone about the mets. he blew up out of nowhere and he apparently already does radio
Test
>make post>drive through next zip code>post successful kek jannies
doesn’t count if I never got the ban message
East coast rangeban when?
>>154865219Ozempic is curing homosexuality, there are faggots who go on it and become repulsed by their “boyfriend” and become straight.
>>154865392How do you remember that I take ozempic?
Big Dawgs stay winning.
There is still no baseball on
>Schlittler 2 ER>Rodon 1 ER>Cole 0 ER>Weathers 0 ER>Warren 2 ERSo what happens when the Yankees get 2 middle relievers and a catcher at the deadline?
I knew something big was making its way down from the cesspool at Seattle lmao
>>154865552Is she still a virgin? If so I would like to make a bid
>>154865552I don't think this is true.
>>154865552I'd be surprised if any MLB player had 15 million liquid cash, let alone handing it over for some pussy.
>>154865552Is there something wrong with me I don’t find her that cute.
>>154865594Wander Franco status
>>154865579you must have very high IQ saar
>>154865552>I don’t want to ruin anyone’s careerkek
>>154862847that's just nonwhite culture
>>154865617Thanks!
>>154865552how retarded do you have to be to think an onlyfans whore is a virgin?
Angels in the outfield is better than the Ichiro hbo documentary
I need a dick down
>>154865691Burden of proof
>>154865691it's more common than you think
>>154865706I fucked her
Moneyball is better than the 2025 mariners docuseries kek
>>154865698I've got about tree fiddy.
>>154865735>2025 mariners docuseriesHuh? Where?
>>154865735The Sandlot is better than both
Triumph and Scandal: the story of the 2017 Astros is better than little big league
Kate Verlander mogs Sophie Raleigh lolmaokekaroo
Pete Rose didn't have to pay no fifteen million for much much better poon.
Nationals should be renamed "Communists" nowhttps://x.com/JamesOKeefeIII/status/2059322421371605039
Honestly I don’t give a shit that he tried to fuck some model whore but why did he make it so creepy?I can just imagine Cal with his little pube stash entering Sophie rain’s DMs>heheh Hebe little girl did ya see me ALMOST go to the World Series? did ya see me ALMOST get mvp? Heheheehbeeb I hit 40 bombs, wanna lick my bat, are u à heckin virginerino? would m’lady mind if u deflowered the little princess?She probabaly got the ick lol
>>154865787You can take the Expos out of Canada, but you can't take the Canada out of the Expos.
>>154865787>lgtbq+ is Communism
>>154865787It’s crazy how these shitlibs keep falling for this. Like James O Keefe hires a 8/10 cutie who bats her eyelashes at this chud once and he starts spilling all the company secrets.
>>154864881That's a certified fish
How low does your iq have to be to believe the Raleigh story? Sub 80 or even lower?
Doyers
>>154865787“The Dodgers had a group… who were drag queens who sometimes dressed up as nuns. He [Trevor Williams] went on social media like… ‘This is my religion. You all are mocking it.’"The troon shit is on it's way out at least
How low does your iq have to be to believe the advanced irony trolling? Sub 80 or even lower?
San Diego Poodles
>>154865829What if Peff paid some of the bat boys to surreptitiously record gullible clubhouses?
>>154865816Were you jerking your clit while you wrote this fanfic?
>>154865787>>154865552How convenient these nothingburger "scandals" come at this time.Alright what did the Yankees do this time?
>>154865880We wouldn't be able to handle the amount of Passan Nukes
>>154865787That guy looks absolutely terrifying like a Seattle. resident what the fuck.
>>154865887>How convenient these nothingburger "scandals" come at this time.Sean Hudson scandal is gonna blow up into hell.
A Peff Nuke.A Puke.
>>154865912obsessed
>sean Hudson Gonna need an early life on this Seattle native
doggiedoos kekhttps://x.com/JomboyMedia/status/2059328630858084681
>>154865787>christians >civil rights Fuck Christian, especially Catholics. Fuckers never contributed anything to society besides division. I’m gay as fuck, go Mets.
>>154865973Why are nonwhites so bad with pupperinos?
>>154865973>unironically posting kwabboy
here >>154866071
>>154865973perro caca strikes again
Fuck you ya bitch
>>154862868my jaysies :) mentioned
>>154865552
