>Lap:#8451>Countdown to Monaker Grand Pricks:https://f1exposure.com>Previous thread:>>154846609>/f1/ Essentials:https://pastebin.com/tZ67Gcuq>24/7 stream of the F1 Reviews from 1990-2009 (and possibly more F1-related content in the future):https://angelthump.com/gimi>Toyota Gazoo Racing Haas F1 Team powered by Ferrari Grands Prix without ever scoring a podium:220>2026 WDC Standings:ANT: 131 (+31)RUS: 88 (+8)LEC: 75 (+16)HAM: 72 (+21)NOR: 58 (+7)>2026 WCC Standings:Mercedes: 219 (+39)Ferrari: 147 (+37)McLaren Mercedes: 106 (+12)Red Bull Racing Red Bull Ford: 57 (+27)Alpine: 35 (+12)>2026 WEC Standings:RUS: 303.38 (+78.45)NOR: 244.05 (+69.83)HAD: 225.65 (+50.86)>News:Bald Jack warns Kimi to not 'believe his own hype'George apologises to the marshalls and FIA for making their jobs harder (who cares)Isack apologises to Charles for his moveMercedes didn't know it was doing with its 'strategy'
good morning cunts
>>154860149GYATTTHUBBA HUBBAAWOOOGAAWOOOGAHONK HONK
>>154860149>Alpine: 35 (+12)35 points with its own engine wow
holy kwab
>>154860310you have a union jack on your flag, SUPPORT YOUR SUPERIORS!!
>>154860310What's wrong with positive affirmations?
/f1/ positive affirmations>you are not watching a semen slurping sport
>>154860310
gooning like a degen psycho to obscure monegasque porn to honour the upcoming monaco gp
>>154860149>RUS: 303.38 (+78.45)people voted for Russell for retiring from a mechnical failure in the lead?
why is leclerc losing to LH44
Bruh the fat fuck rated Hulk worst of anyone, dude got his sprint fucked by Colapinto in the sprint and in the race a penalty and spun and still finished ahead of Bortoleto.
>>154860376still a KWAB
>>154860310amxwinslol era raped him hard, looks like his sanity is healing and he is slowly returning to his past self when he was a friend with verstappen, when he was just a funny young guy
>>154860397but the WEC isn't supposed to be a KWAB rating, if that were the case we could just look at wikipedia like every retard and call it a day
>>154860310lando's just a cheeky sod innitit's a good little joke
>>154860376yes people should have voted both russell, hamilton as alwaysalso kimi
let there be light i guess
>>154860487that's how ferrari stock works>we are so back>it's over
>Sainz started on inters behind the McLarens and Audis>still finished in the points
>>154860310he had some mental illness helmet on. all of this is part of some paid campaign. all of it. not a single message posted by a big account is real.
>>154860310>FIA wanted him to be the first homo champion for reddit points>he choose to keep his anus private instead>losses any preferential treatment next yearSad
sdal thgin doog
>>154861018
>>154860376T*rger himself said NARB caused the failure himself by going rogue with the engine modes
Sadly Perez retired from the race due to a random suspension failure
>>154861099illegal engine mode confirmed
>NARM and NARG above cola, shamilton, Norizz, Sainz and maxHoly grim.https://www.the-race.com/formula-1/canadian-grand-prix-f1-2026-driver-rankings-edd-straw/
>>154861913don't bring that filth into this thread
>>154860384no one itt liked your post please delet it
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what a fucking sham season. losing to fucking kubiza after 7 rounds.
>>154862011I'll invent a time machine and stop kubica from rallying that day
>>154861983Oh yeah, he's coming back
>>154860310he kisses his mirror too
>>154862011I will never forgive BMW. If they continued developing their car Lewis would have zero wdcs
>>154860310The switch up has been incredible to witness He's slowly getting back to being that relaxed funny dude. In 2 months or so everyone likes him again.
>>154860310Why would he pretend that his mirror is a world champion?
But not for a single moment have I ever thought he actually lost it. Always figured that the moment the car is competitive, Lewis locks in. That was on full display yesterday. His pace, his keenly constructed overtake on Max, waiting, calculating, figuring out the best spots, managing his systems. And when he went for it, he did take the perfect moment, got it done cleanly, and that was that. No repeated clumsy attempts, no impatience like we've seen from other (obv less experienced) drivers.Anyone who was surprised by Lewis's performance yesterday does not know Lewis Hamilton the racing driver.
>>154860149Jordan is the unmatched winner in my heart
>>154860384truly architected for being raced hard
>>154862436Why haven't they been showing this on the race broadcasts this year?
>>154862456grid girls are b& since 2018
>>154862254You mean he would have went to Mercedes instead of Lewis?
He is a 7-times world champion
>>154860149>Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: 106 points
>>154862483But the teams could just hire the big boba girls in revealing outfits as race engineers
I should have been clearer, I meant at this point in their careers. Prime Lewis had that same crushing relentless consistency that Max showcases today, Max's best trait is delivering the most pace possible that the car can produce on the day and doing it lap after lap, where Prime Lewis is a bit different is that he would sometimes do things that exceeded what the car should be doing. So I'd give the edge to Prime Lewis, we kinda forget what the guy does when he feels good in the car, where current Prime Max delivers the optimal performance whether he is enjoying it or hating the drive, he just delivers.
Yeah, Hamilton is literally complete and utter shit
I don't like the race times for Monaco, the first three races were done at proper times
Tifosibros...
>Some dutch cuck loser (who raises another man child by the way) beaten by this GOATHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK OFF FROM F1 ALREADY LOSER GO RACE WITH DENTIST IN YOUR GREEN HELL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>154862539>>154862491>>154862434Based ! Belanda BTFO !!
Just so crazy to me how F1 has just moved past LeClerc. Feels like his time should've been with Max
>>154862688already discussed >>154860487
>>154862718>F1 has just moved past LeClerc.I don't think it has. It's more about him taking himself out of the competition with his inexplicable loyalty to Ferrari.
Why do people hate Ocon's face so much?
>>154862897>inexplicable loyalty to Ferrari.where was he supposed to go? hes been lestuck for years
>>154862974i know
>europe already enjoying summer>meanwhile here it's +15, damp and cloudy and have to wait for a fucking MONTH to actually have any suni fucking HATE living in this stupid dogshit mongol assfuck """country""" /f1/ related because bikini weather and race cars belong together
>>154862718He didn't have what it takes
>>154863014Why is Spain so hot?
>>154863066sexo latinx women
>>154863066because of YOU and the things YOU enjoy, anon
>>154863074They're meds not latinx.
>>154863014good. i hate when my pc makes my room a sauna during summer gaming sesh's
>>154863105You are fake news
If they make my dick hard then they're honorary whites and should be on the grid
>>154862490I highly doubt Lewis would have been considered by Merc if he wasn't a world champion. They'd either go after Fernando, Vettel or a driver to play second fiddle to Rosberg. Maybe keep Michael a year or 2 longer
>>154863188pozzed?
>>154863206Maybe he'd win a title for Ferrari when they had the fastest cars for a few years.
>>154862978>where was he supposed to go?Literally anywhere but Ferrari.
>>154863257>when they had the fastest cars for a few years.The last time Ferrari had the fastest car was before Sir Lewis entered the sport, anon.
>>154863361They were fast for a few weeks in 2022
>>154863361They had the fastest car in 2008, 2018 and 2019.
>>154863390Kek. No. Not even close, though Sir Lewis completely shitting the bed allowed the British tabloids to spin that narrative.
>>154860149Why don’t we get so many busty women in F1 paddock these days?
Reminder that Ferrari had an illegal engine in 2019 and still couldn't beat Mercedes.
>>154863454Unfortunate faces, The blackest girls face is alright though..
>>154863457really makes you wonder what "innovations" they put in that merc
>>154863444Felipe and Seb shit the bed even harder, Lewis was more consistent than them.
>>154863483She’s a 10/10, and a big Audi F1 enjoyer!
>>154863014>enjoyingnothing enjoyable about temps above 25C
>>154863506no
Last time Ferrari had the fastest car was 1983 actually
>>154863506This is your brain on Eddslop.
>>154863663Edd is the least biased journalist though.
>>154863674*least based
>>154863509>Audi: Chase InfinityWould be a nice slogan.
>ynr Oscar Piastri
>>154863777Piastri? That tiktok whore who got spammed here last year? What about her?
>>154863014you should be fucking grateful, FUCK 20+C temperatures
>>154863991Wow you must be a snow chimp.
>>154860364you MUST share or at least tell me what genre
>>154863777>Future red bull jobber Oscar Piastri
>>154863991just go enjoy a day down at the bog or whatever it is you do there
>>154863991This
>>154864351Literally me
>>154862978well maybe he should ask his lestepbro for some lehelp
time for some STRAWAMANIA hёll yёah bröther HH
>>154864476
>>154864548its subtle but you can tell this is edited
last historic edd... for now
>>154864570Racism is bad.
>>154864634Can't be that bad, guy on the left is having a great time
>>154864659this makes me cry ;_;
>>154864659its almost like the people running the company have no connection to nor appreciation for the brand
narb a shit
>>154864739>full kit wanker
which team needs money THIS badly?
>>154864659>>154864713>>154864735you left out the most important part
>>154864787but it already looks like a chinese knockoff tesla
>>154864782He should go back to Red Bull now that the car is easy to drive.
>>154864782I don't believe this story even a little bitEspecially not with Kentucky Millman being the source
>>154864782>translated from Spanish
>>154864828Is that why Hajdar is so much slower during races?
>>154864873He wasn't slow in Canada.
>>154864659grimiits strange because it doesn't really fit with the current ferrari design language imo but it has all the basics to be worked into a retro alfa romeo design. if it were a 60k alfa people would like it more
>>154864787>copy off us
>>154864659Does he hate that its electric or just ugly?
>>154864659plus it has similar performance to a tesla model s plaid at 4x the pricewhat a fiasco
There's been a bit of a power struggle at ferrari between the abduls and the globohomos. Montezemolo used to get paid billions to licence ferrari theme parks in abdulistan, but now the company is more focused on globohomo shit. Personally I could give a fuck but you know how it is with pozfags: they're utterly obsessed with abduls because for some reason they think it's cool and rebellious to get your dick cut.
>>154865227would
>>154865227needs a popebox
>>1548650894 times? its price is 550k euro/$640k
>>154865270iirc the model s plaid with the track package is around $150khp, 0-60, & top speed are all fairly equivalent, maybe the brand new ferrari handles better than a tesla thats been iterated for a dozen years or so, idk
even Lambo can make electric cars that look actually good. what the fuck is ferrari thinking when they designed this car?
>>154865227legit like it more than the original, better a honest minivan than that uninspired soapbox>>154864916>but it has all the basics to be worked into a retro alfa romeo design. if it were a 60k alfa people would like it moreYou're right that it could be reworked into something resembling a soapified Carabo but that would require a shitload of workBut as is, the alfisti would throw as much of a shitfit as the tifosi since the giulia, or even the 159 run circles around it design wise, never mind stuff like 8c, 4c etcI bet would it be a cheap alfa the alfisti would go >ah, i see they also let the CEO's 8 year old daughter design a car, must be bring your kid to work day
https://dubz.co/c/590474Why doesn't he call him dad?
>>154865603Because he's a professional.
>>154865355>TWO tow hooks built in for when you run out of juice 200m into your journeysuch design forethought
>>154865355>what the fuck is ferrari thinking
>>154865734which would be correct if the new product was popular and thus profitable in the short term for the shareholders despite diluting brand value over the long term,however....
Jensen butthole
>>154865099Pozfags ruin everything.
>>1548657931. The only people that hate it are people who actually love the real and original Ferrari and what it represents. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a lot of people who don't care about what Ferrari is supposed to be and that will buy it because it appeals to them and because it has the Ferrari logo.2. Companies are perfectly capable of making the wrong decisions and lose a lot of money.
>>154864841yeah I dont trust him either because he rarely covers checo stuff, BUT if hes telling the truth then I think the only team interested on him is audi
>>154866045>Companies are perfectly capable of making the wrong decisions and lose a lot of money.True enough, but one would think that people would have the capacity to learn from the mistakes of others. The Jaguar disaster is only a couple of years old.>zero lessons learned
>>154865603dayum
>>154865888
>>154864782Alpine, Haas
>>154865099does this word salad actually make sense in your mind?
>>154864854nachez is a cool guy, and a patriot, he knows
>>154866066kill ill man is a rat, he follows the money
>>154866374maybe but he has had multiple chances of talking about him and yet he doesnt, like for example most of the time he covers cadillac shit buttass is his man to go, yeah it could be because hes his friend but if he really cared that much about shekels then checo should take priorityits not like I dislike him, I just dont trust when it comes to checo news
a shining light, even in death
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