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mid season draft on
rip neale daniher

no other significant news to report
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crisp thread
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shit thread, release the gay porn
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>>154860179
How does drafting work in our beloved sport?
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*points at a handsome fella*
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why are you lads always in a tiz? is it just one bloke?
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>>154860192
I'm okay.
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>>154860179
because its fun
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stop spamming the catalog
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Nothing to see here edition
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>>154860179
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/afl/ runs /sp/.
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>>154860199
forgot the fucking picture im big retard
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>>154860200
kek'd
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>>154860201
no but steven bundesligay
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did you know cj and tew jiath have a brother called goy
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/afl/ runs /sph/
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>negative gearing changes will be limited to new residential properties, while existing investment properties are unaffected?
>take that boomers! we winned!! thanks albo!!!
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>>154860208
sooooo true
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>>154860207
remember the /bundes/+/afl/ threads
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thought steven may have nominated for the mid season draft
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>>154860189
it's an interesting discussion
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>>154860208
When all you can offer as a culture is some food, you're fucked.
If the English didn't set them straight and teach them how to speak and play cricket, we'd have nothing in common.
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>>154860224
F
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>>154860208
I'd happily forego all indian cuisine forever if they would all fuck off forever
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>>154860208
The only fucking argument these cunts can ever come up with to justify their presence is about food.
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>>154860189
It's a now win situation.
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In every aspect except physically I am a East-Strayan footy chad.
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Indian """cuisine""" is shit
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>>154860228
I love Indian food but literally haven't eaten it in almost 2 years because I hate the cunts so much. They can fuck off. I'll live without curry if it means living without Indians if that's an option.
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>>154860224
solid name
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might watch some indians getting rekt vids.
my favourite subgenre is when there's a few in a pool and they'll let someone drown for seemingly no apparent reason. just no idea what to do in the situation. classic jeetery.
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>planning a brisbane trip in july to see port play at the gabba and see family
>gf is a peegue fan and wanted to watch the cowboys
>afl fixture wasnt out yet
>booked cowboys tickets (19th july) and flights for sunday morning
>afl just announced port are laying the following the sunday (july 26)
>now have to spend all my annual leave in brisbane

I fucking hate the floating fixture, i planned this entire trip before i knew when this game was on. Fucking Dill.
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Artemis will take essendon to the moon
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im curious on what indian pussy tastes like
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>>154860241
sometimes i go into the indian threads on /gif/ and it's just webms of them getting run over by trains
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curry is retardedly overpriced. it's onions garlic spices meat rice and bread. can make it for a few bucks.
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helping drowners puts you in danger. it's a now win situation.
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not reading your flog normie scum get out
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>>154860242
are you retarded?
the game was always going to be between the dates of 23-26
the floating fixture doesn't change weeks
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>>154860244
lassi and salty gold iykwim haha
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>>154860250
>saaaar, it's not authentic unless it's being prepared by brown third worlders with unwashed hands for $22.50
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>>154860250
this but overrated
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>>154860249
i wonder what the thought process is?
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im gonna coach essendon next year
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>literal sewage used as oil
>better put some spice in it to cover it up
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I don't drink tea because it comes from India
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>>154860264
not me i wouldnt it's a now win situation
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>>154860256
I thought it'd be on saturday desu
Now my return flight will be more expensive
My gripe is more it's harder to plan travel with the floating fixture
I genuinelly think this is hurting crowd numbers without them realising
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why wont calton and essondon give Danielle Laidley a call?
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>>154860267
tea comes from china saar
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more like scott no job
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>>154860264
go perth btw
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>>154860272
can you link the post i missed this
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Is it brain damage?
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>>154860270
>>154860278
already saw you mate your fucked
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>perth beat bombers
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>>154860267
They didn't give a fuck about it until the Raj. Seriously. All that tea and until the British got there because they wanted to break the Chinese monopoly on tea all the Indians used it for was medicine and they just chewed it.
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>>154860279
NEW
>>154860040
>>154860040
>>154860040
NEW
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essendon really wasted 13 years just go return to hird kek
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ive run out of wine
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hirds just salty cause scott towled him up in the 2001 gf
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iggsbros you gonna go to the game on sunday? thinking it might be the only game I go to all year but it also looks like it'll be chucking it down
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>>154860294
F
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>>154860294
Sublte high IQ post
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>>154860296
I wouldn't. Traditionally teams perform under the interim coach see carlton and the iggs just played their grand final against collingwood + young teams usually do well in the games they aren't supposed to and drop the games they should win.
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Must suck being a state team that gets all your best players stolen so they can be on an AFL list for 6 months and not play
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Puncher? I barely know her
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>>154860301
lol wtf
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return to hinkley
return to innocence
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>>154860296
i am but i'm not expecting much. should be the first game we win by a large margin in forever but i'm preparing for a loss after dealing with last week.
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ABH
(anyone but hinkley)
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gary lyon is such a weak minded 'journo'
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which afl players you just know they were raped in the vfl
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>>154860301
i just like the guernsey
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fucking foreigners fucking everywhere sick of it
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might have chicken burger for dinner
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>>154860334
don't be racist
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Had a post to make but forgot it FUCK FUCK FUCK now my night is ruined FUCK
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>>154860341
Hes a realist
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cant believe essendon tanked to get tassies best player before they even got in the league
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white people are all foreigners here, always was, always will be aboriginal land
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I'm not asking who will coach essendon next I'm asking who should coach essendon next and why is it Jason Akermanis?
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>>154860367
*handstands in the coaches box*
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who want they dic succ
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>>154860334
So true.
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Why are they allowed to be racist but we’re not
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Leftist do realise they are included in the discussion when they say "you're all foreigners to first nations people" right? Like they will have to leave as well.

Also I'm happy to go back (to Europe.) As long as all the non-natives leave there as well and go back whence they came as well.
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>>154860390
Because we're human and have souls so we're judged when we go to heaven.
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>>154860390
rules for thee different rules for mee.
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>>154860398
Leftists talk a big game but it's always going to be someone else needing to do it first. This is why you can ignore them because they're too fried from SSRIs and mentally retarding themselves with pretzel logic.
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>>154860398
Leftists don't realise they are making an argument for ethnostates.
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Fuck you blokes are miserable
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>>154860390
It was always designed as a weapon against white people and their unity. That's its sole purpose.
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>muh left/right dichotomy
good,.. good.... *rubs hands*
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If Port Adelaide had a footy show it would be called the Gender Setters
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>>154860377
australia is native british land mate
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>>154860422
and they would claim that the show has been running for 100 years even though the first episode aired in 1997
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>>154860398
imagine how elite the british isles would be in this scenario
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/pol/ blowies fuck off. No one cares for your poisonous dreck
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>>154860435
Only poisonous leftist dreck allowed, huh?
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>>154860419
very antisemitic post
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>>154860443
yeah he never arcs up at the resident lefties does he? weird
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the scrandemic, as it were
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>>154860451
DELET
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>>154860455
lgm
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Can't decide if I want barbecue or fried chicken.
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>>154860451
>oops! this shouldn't have happened
>its ok keep the money chris no further investigation required
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>>154860467
>>154860301
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making chicken pasta tonight
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>>154860224
Brad got the club in the position to get the crispest, most talented guy from the mid season draft and the club sacked him for it.
Shameful.
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>>154860472
Why?
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Iggs won the MSD.
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>>154860489
fleeced
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we're all tuning into footy classified tonight right?
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>>154860476
to eat
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>>154860499
didnt it get related to some pozzed youtube stream kek
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>>154860499
Don't care desu. I'm doing a Sopranos rewatch, don't need to watch Hird coyly talk about how he's available but he hasn't spoken to anyone about the job blah blah.
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>>154860455
Yummy
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>>154860499
Brad is on AGENDA SETTERS. Going to rip the Essendon football club to shreds.
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>>154860510
>I'm doing a Sopranos rewatch
king shit
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>>154860510
ayyyy this fucken guy
*gesticulates*
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Sopranos is mid.
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pasta bolognese for dinner
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sam durham could bring back the captain coach role
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>>154860532
name 3 better shows
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God Essendon is the most embarrassing team in Australian sport and maybe world sport

>muh 16 premierships
Congrats. Good on ya. What have you done this century? The majority of your success happened before 1950. You aren’t a successful club. You are the most irrelevant team of the AFL era. No one except you gives a fuck about how great you were back when players smoked fags at half time and worked as labourers full time when they weren’t playing football. Absolute fucking joke of a team and their supporters are a bunch of retarded spastic dumb cunts too.

Everything I said applies to Carlton too btw.
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>>154860532
Name five shows that aren't.
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American shit, it's all the same
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>>154860510
I watched episode one yesterday, not sure if I commit to the 5th rewatch though
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>>154860532
the most mid take i've read all night
and i read the discussion on taxation
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>>154860540
True Detective season 1
Mr Inbetwwen
The Inbetweeners
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>>154860541
Harsh truths that Bombers customers need to hear desu.
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>>154860549
lol
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>>154860489
Woodville West-Torrens Iggs lost the MSD
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NMD is a now win situation
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>>154860549
kek
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Do you know the really fucked thing about Essendon? They’ve legit only had one good player this drafted this century and he wants to leave the club kek.
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let it go dickhead
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>>154860434
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Stink
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Brad Scott just said he didn’t want to keep Merrett but the club forced him to stay
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>>154860575
Big surprise.
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>>154860540
Initial D
Arrested Development
Wonder Showzen
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Brad is coming off as extremely likeable, think Essendon are beyond saving
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>>154860580
weeb faggot
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>>154860581
Both Scott brothers always come across as intelligent and measured
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>>154860566
and got offered an unprecedented amount of first rounders for a 30 year old that will leave for free kek
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watching /afl/ learning about the control sheedy and the old guard of essendkne has over my dosn in real time hbu
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>>154860575
Ultimately why he got sacked. Imagine your coach letting your best Essendon player walk to Hawthorn? Absolutely unforgivable.
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>the sopranos is good because /tv/ said so
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the scott brothers filter THOUSANDS
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Think some of you lot are in arrested development.
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The curious case of Brad Close’s 2024 retro jumper auction
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>>154860591
It's happening.
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>>154860591
>essendkne
HAHA HE MADE A TYPO FUCKING RETARD LMAO
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>>154860595
>forcing someone to stay who doesn’t want to be there is a good idea actually!
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>>154860274
>I genuinelly think this is hurting crowd numbers without them realising
The game is run by the broadcasters now and they are sick to death of listening to complaints about Essendon and Carlton thursday and friday night games when the two teams are shit.

So the options are either floating fixture or the "biggest" teams gets the best tv slots regardless of ladder position and a longer fixture locked in.
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>>154860612
its over for me
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thank god essendon retained merrett
they might have been bottom of the ladder without him
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>>154860608
Isn't he on the show? Does he tweet away below the desk while the others are talking?
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Going to wa for me 30th, any tips?
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>>154860608
the club come out today and literally said he is a required player and holding him was the right decision and he wont be going anywhere after this season either and he will be held to his contract.

Bummers will cut off their nose to spite their face.
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>>154860591
Dodoro being at the club for a decade is what did it for me. Consistently the worst list manager in the afl even behind Silvagni at carlton.
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>>154860623
bit late to the party mate
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>>154860630
Dodoro is somehow on the board rejecting trades.
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i like to go through drivethrus with a stiffy. the girls no but cant prove or say anything and they get this wry smirk/fuck me daddy look in their eyes
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>>154860631
yeah he truly was a snide cunt
i seen the cunt walking around the maribyrnong a few times he's really unappealing to look at too. looks like a ballbag crossed with an emu
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This dude is a fat boomer spastic and the most overrated coach of all time. Why does no one ever talk about where Hird got the confidence from to start injecting his players with supplements? Was probably all Sheedy’s idea. Sheedy probably did the same thing when hird was playing.
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>>154860631
> Dodoro being at the club for a decade
Three decades
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The bay leaf
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>>154860570
>smells a bit in london in the 1850s
>literally invent modern sewerage systems, normalise state spend on invisible public infrastructure while also kicking off the *doubling* of life expectancy seen across west from that time
anglos are elite as fuck
it still smells like that in india but that's just jugaad
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>>154860644
Yeah Hird isn't going to save Essendon.
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>>154860648
save some pussy for the rest of us master chief
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>>154860642
Kek you dirty barstard
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>>154860626
https://www.perthsteamworks.com.au/
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>>154860653
wrapped around my fingers
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The biggest mistake Essendon ever made was not sacking Sheedy around 2003 when it was obvious he was past it and the golden era was over. Everything that’s gone wrong since can be traced back to that
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>>154860661
>unrealistic male body standards
shameful. not for me, thanks. stick to the local dogging spot.
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>>154860664
id say the biggest mistake was moving to tullamarine
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fucking pies just took coburgs best player
iggs got the steal too
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fucking mum just took my best dildo
dad got the buttplug too
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>>154860663
esl confirmed kek
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>>154860692
freaky ahh family
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the samefaggin is unreal
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the samefaggin is unreal
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>>154860681
>Collingwood has selected 27-year-old forward Mitch Podhajski with Pick 17 in the 2026 Telstra AFL Mid-Season Rookie Draft.
>27-year-old
The window is open.
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the samefaggin is nowreal
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No but samefag may
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Where is liver pain felt
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>>154860716
tomorrow
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Not in your ass.
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fun day today thanks alf
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>>154860661
wtf is with gays
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>>154860724
They degenerate as fuck!
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essendon and carlton are like a crazy slut that thinks every man they open their legs for is the problem
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>>154860724
low impulse control disease vectors
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>>154860724
their entire lifestyle is only possible thanks to modern medicine.
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>>154860766
So is yours lol wtf
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moving my foreskin in circles legit feels better than wanking
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>>154860771
what are you on about? my 99 year old grandmother has barely seen a doctor in her life. same for most of my family.
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watching scott on the agenda setters… WE’VE MADE A HORRIBLE MISTAKE. PLEASE COME BACK BRAD
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My family are addicted to seeing the doctor
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>>154860771
what part of my *lifestyle* hinges on modern medicine? it was handy when i broke my leg or when my appendix ruptured. but those events are hardly byproducts of my lifestyle.
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>Essendon wanted to offer Harley Reid 10 years @ $2.2m but Brad vetoed it
KWAB @ Essendon. Also, KWAB @ Reid's wallet.
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>>154860794
How did you break your leg?
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>>154860794
>when you get an infection and need antibiotics
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>>154860774
Don't know (and never will know) that feeling. Thanks, mumza.
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>>154860806
having gay sex
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>Joining the Pies from Frankston, the 26-year-old has played 34 VFL games since 2024.
>26-year-old
The time is now for Collingwood.
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>>154860830
kek
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>>154860806
slipped on a tile
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>>154860841
Why?
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>>154860809
>getting an infection is a lifestyle
based poof
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>>154860830
based nick daicos
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>>154860846
i turned too fast
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see how the gays rally to defend the honour of science? it's their god now.
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>>154860783
Don’t get sucked in, he’s always been well spoken. He can’t coach.
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>>154860862
slow down turbo
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>>154860836
here's the kid we were telling ya about
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The coles near me employs lots of jeet workers but all of the woolworths employ white only, not sure why, maybe a jeet manager at the Coles
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>>154860882
100%
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I am a domesticated male.
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>>154860882
When i was in England, I got some chinese food, the chef was a fucking white dude. It was unironically the best chinese food I've had.
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crazy how freak accidents and random illnesses are exactly like choosing to let strangers dump load after load into your festering bloody arsehole every few days
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>>154860882
It’s a well known fact that jeets only employ other jeets, theyre a virus
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>>154860918
brother im eating dinner
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>>154860581
Essendon has always been the issue. The club's culture is so toxic.
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>>154860921
sorry mate but you know the risk you take coming here
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>>154860600
The Sopranos is good because I said so.
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>>154860932
fair cop
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>>154860611
Please let it happen. The AFL fans deserve the Essendon comedy show to continue.
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>>154860836
The purpose of the mid season draft is to fill holes in your list that are immediately present through injuries sustained during the first part of the season.

Your club is in dire straits if you are using players who were rejected and left over from this years draft to build a team long term.
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>>154860631
>Dodoro being at the club for a decade is what did it for me
He was literally there for 27 years and being one of the most miserable identifiers of talent and having the worst reputation in the league as a trading partner he sued them on the way out for and they had to pay him a six figure settlement to go away.
Essendon are a fucking joke.
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Getting drunk is elite
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JAMES HIRD MUST RETURN TO ESSENDON AS HEAD COACH
THE FANS DEMAND IT
BRING BACK HIRD
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>>154860955
jai newcombe?
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>>154860882
>maybe a jeet manager at the Coles
>maybe
It 100% is. Once a jeet is in place they only employ other jeets.
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>>154860942
I'm torn, on the one hand Hird shouldn't be anywhere near the league and it's an indictment on the sport as a whole that this drug cheat is allowed to participate and on the other it'll doom Essendon to another 10 years of irrelevance at least and probably lead to another cheating scandal due to frustration.
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got a massive carlton brewing
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>>154860973
when we are elderly we will be abused by jeets
its terrifying
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june 12th
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an photo im taking at work today im aflw foot massage
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requesting the webm of jeetland being blasted from space by a massive beam
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>>154861015
12th of june* (or 12 june)
almost said foy but that's not my gimmick
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>>154861029
i'm tired give me break
yank way is very retarded, i know
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>>154861038
all good mate, at least you know better
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Tonight's 'aul
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footfags are weird
still more normal than people that eat arse however
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>>154860972
Not saying there aren't handy players out there when given the opportunity. But you're picking up young kids in the mid season draft you are effectively digging through the garbage expecting to get rich. Foolish.

You're better off going for established bodies to fill holes. With the injuries sustained during the last game, Collingwood has a lot of immediate holes.
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>>154860882
Ask the Fijians about this.
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>>154861053
meant footy players iykwim haha
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>>154861051
A favourite /cric/ webm of mine.
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>>154861051
ty

always makes me kek!
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>>154861058
kek fukken BASADO
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>>154861055
?
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>>154861053
>Collingwood has a lot of immediate holes.
Right here big boy... ngggh....
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>>154861069
>ngggh....
I don’t understand this sound, vocaroo?
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THE FAIRYTALE IS COMPLETE
JAMES HIRD YOU ARE A GENIUS
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>>154861076
THAT IS AMAZING
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>>154861076
>>154861069
getting FTTP tomorrow. you guys are fucked
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essendon MUST appoint hird
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look at pick 9 of the midyear draft iykwim haha
>>
iykwim

KAKA
A
K
A
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>>154861053
yeah id bet you'd like to fill holes you fucking poof
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was sad not to see goy jiath get picked up
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its time. post em
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>>154860973
The great mexican state of america will probably just kill them and make them slaves at some point.
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I’ll post my cock for 100 bucks
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>>154861125
based sweetspot
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>>154861119
heard mitchell is keeping an eye on him
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Listening to the emergency pod, kingy hates Brad Scott aye
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>>154861135
another ringing endorsement for hirdy
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what we watchin on tv bruhs?

unXplained wit Shatner fer me
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>>154861150
got the tennis on
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>>154861158
It's all rigged mate
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>>154861150
James hird on footy clas in 15 mins
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>>154861158
The technology exists to make these decisions immediately and accurately and has for years but the AFL just refuses to invest in it.
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Also kaneo exposed that the umpires train for 3 hours a week and get paid up to 500k a year
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>>154861190
>get paid up to 500k a year
I find that very hard to believe
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have you ever had a thought like this
had strange things happen
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>>154861075
https://voca.ro/11lb9mN4olbM
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>>154861068
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>>154861212
me on the left
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Are cashys still a thing in this modern world?
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Don’t sleep on the dogs. Only player they won’t get back is Darcy, they are a threat
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>>154861158
Interesting
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>>154861220
the dogs make me sleep everytime i watch them play
boring ahh team
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>>154861220
let sleeping dogs lie
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Bonnie and Clyde were pretty lookin' peoplebut I can tell you people they were the devil's children.Bonnie and Clyde began their evil doin'one lazy afternoon down Savannah way.They robbed a store and hightailed outa that towngot clean away in a stolen carand waited till the heat died down.Bonnie and Clyde got to be public enemy number one.Running and hiding from ev'ry American lawman's gun.They used to laugh about dyin'but deep inside them they knewthat pretty soon they'd be lyin'beneath the ground together.Pushin' up daisies to welcome the sun and the morning dew.Bonnie and Clyde advanced their reputationand made the graduation into the banking bus'ness.Reach for the sky!sweet talking Clyde would holleras Bonnie loaded dollars into the dewlap bag.Now one brave man he tried to take them alone;They left him lying in a pool of blodand laughed about it all the way home.Acting upon reliable informationa Fed'ral deputation laid a deadly ambush.when Bonnie and Clyde came walking in the sunshinea half a dozen carbines opened up on them.Bonnie and Clyde they lived a lot togetherand finally together they died!
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Anyone got any tea to spill?
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>>154861219
whats a cashys m8
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>>154861248
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>>154861248
fuck off kingy you muckraking mong
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>>154861256
In Aussie slang, a "cashy" is a casual, off-the-books job paid for in cash.
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have you blokes noticed any hotties who work at your local coles or woolies?
there's this petite blonde girl at my local coles, hard not to look over my shoulder at her as i'm doing self-serve.
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>>154861219
yeah and their online store is well worth checking out
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>>154861263
oh no
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>>154861267
im 22 and have never heard anyone say that. what era is that from
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Cash is King
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>>154861272
nope, just fatties and browns
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>>154861290
Kingy is King
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>>154861279
90s
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>>154861288
Good morning, Sebastian; thank you for sharing that video.
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>>154861301
back then, Aussie 90s was rest of the world 80s
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my cousin used to sleep with his parents, in their bed until he was twenty two. he goes by Mother Shabubu now i think
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not funny or witty or in the least bit interesting. stop posting
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>>154861308
https://youtu.be/F1COi6FEp2I
x
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Sleep debt is real, don't let it accumulate.
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Grace Brothers
5 minutes
you know who you’re champ x
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how can she slap
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/sebgang/ general
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>>154861341
x
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What's with the casual Simpsons references lately?
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>>154861350
sned
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rule 34 on brad scott
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>>154861350
holy newfag batman
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>>154861358
Doesn't exist mate so you know the rule.
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>“Essendon Football club means so much to me”
>“Do I want to coach?”
>“Said no last year, wasn’t on my mind.”
>“Things have changed”
>“If I’m the best man, I’d love to go for the job”
HIRD IS IN
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>>154861390
BRING HIM HOME
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>>154861390
>they're actually going to do it again
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>>154861390
would actually be kino if he makes them great again
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muh dick
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>>154861390
>They're actually going to do it
KEK
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Whatcha wankin to tonight, /alf/?
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>>154861440
dolly
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Designer drugs are now undetectable by WADA. Essendonbros, we are so back.
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>>154861390
>they're actually going to do it again
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>>154861390
The ultimate reward requires the ultimate risk.
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>>154861452
Crisp. Cleaning up inside is such a hassle so wanking on her tummy is quick and easy to clean.
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I don't see the issue, Hird knows now he's not supposed to give the players PEDs. Not not like he's gonna make the same mistake twice.
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>>154861465
nonce
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>>154861477
Not everyone goes for the nonce models, m8.
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Masterful job by hird to ratfuck Brad. That kind of cunning would make an excellent coach.
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>>154861150
finna final season of sharpe
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is this the second or third time for hird?
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>>154861486
save it for court
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>>154861557
Technically third.
They brought him back after the suspension as a fuck you but that went as well as you'd expect.
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>>154860242
you are retarded but based poot fan travelling to watch them get absolutely raped. i was the anon who flew to watch them capitulate against the gravy poos.
tell your gf to watch a real sport btw, coconut smash is dogshit
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caro might just have a heart attack if hird returns
im all for it
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>>154861602
Don't shit talk Caro. She's low key guilty hot.
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>>154861486
Uncanny ass
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Essendon's ability to fuck with everyone is unparalleled.
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How long would they realistically give Hird in a rebuild? Even if he were a good coach, which absolutely has not been proven, it's going to take 3-5 years before Bombers are competitive and I don't see the Essendon powerbrokers having that kind of patience. He'll probably get the job off the back of convincing them they can play finals soon and he'll go on a spud and has-been recruiting spree instead of investing in the draft.
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I’d be so angry if I supported Essendon
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>>154861638
Their ability to fuck themselves is far beyond their ability to fuck with others.
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>>154861649
I'm a essenigga and it's just hilarious at this point.
Our poor little hearts were broken over 10 years ago so whatever
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>>154861641
10 years at least.

>>154861659
Is this what being Russian is like?
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>>154861649
I support essendon and I’m not angry, I’m all in on Hird
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Cringe take kys
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>>154861670
>10 years at least.
Possible but teams can become competitive within 3. Lions did it very quickly under Fagan but I guess they're an exception not a rule. Most teams fall somewhere between Lions and Norf in terms of becoming competitive after a rebuild. Regardless finals are a long way off.
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Hird going to get those spuds looking like Kumail Nanjiani.
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>>154861627
have some water before you have the worst regret crank of your life
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>i'm not mad haha
kek, he is positively BOILING
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>>154861696
>Lions did it very quickly under Fagan but I guess they're an exception not a rule
If memory serves Lions nailed pretty much every one of their picks + charity Lachie Neale.
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dollfucker is such a snake of a bloke fucking hate your guts you pedo scum cunt.
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>>154861724
>grow up
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>>154861724
>Tasmania is going to miss out on Hird
Poor guys.
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complete the fairytale jim #genius
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>>154861724
Tassie goes BANG
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>>154861724
retards will fall for this
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Mark McVeigh should've heemed him harder desu.
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why didn't voss get this amount of energy?
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That solves it.
Hird > Voss > Buckley
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>>154861764
Because protestants
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Hird succeeding at Essendon would be be next level aura
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Back from lunch lads, what did I miss?
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>>154861390
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>>154861791
Anon started gay posting but that’s about it
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>>154861641
>Even if he were a good coach, which absolutely has not been proven

The inverse has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt.

>Came on board taking over a middling team >3 years of remaining a middling team >Implements a drug regime to cheat the system
>gets caught and banned
>team goes backwards as a result
>Comes back from suspension and coaches the team to 15th.
>Sacked

Essendon powerbrokers need to accept the Fairy tale doesn't come true most of the time.
Over at Collingwood, we sacked Buckley and got a flag within 2 years with virtually the same list.
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when does he start?
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>>154861810
Effective immediately
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>>154861787
Mate, Hird can't even succeed at eating a sandwich. Essendon are fucked.
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>>154861845
Kek
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that origin ad was bang on good.
>feels like hate
>feels like origin
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>>154861845
it was thai food. meanwhile you choke on dick regularly and can still post here. he'll be fine.
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Hird on FootyClassified.

https://x.com/FootyonNine/status/2059239868895744131
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>>154861807
Normal Tuesday innit
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James Hird is second only to GAJ as the best play I’ve seen in my 30ish years of watching football
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>>154861884
Key word player
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>>154861884
nigga prime dusty and buddy shit all over hird
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iggs judd clears desu
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eddie is the og piesperg
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>>154861884
Never got this. Good player but not amazing must be rose tinted glasses also prime Judd > gaj.
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hirdy should rehire dank
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>>154861884
Buckley and Voss were better, as both Player and Coach.
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>>154861901
yeah this too
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This is as alive as I’ve felt as an Essendon supporter in over a decade. Listening to his love for this club is what it’s all about. Sign him up, build the passion, bring back the love and most of all the fun we have long craved.
Love ya Hirdy
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Welcome to Collingwood Nate Caddy.
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good knight alf
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>>154861915
Crisp sheeds
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Ok Ill bite. Whats an Essendon?
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Hird > Judd > Voss > Buckley
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>>154861929
you drop em on a flachspüler
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>Scott out
>Artemis in
>Hird in
What a day to be a dons fan
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how's the big lad taking the news
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>>154861929
Essendon is a village and civil parish in Hertfordshire, England, 6 miles (10 km) south-west of Hertford.

In the early morning of 3 September 1916 during World War I, several houses were destroyed and the church damaged, when Schütte-Lanz SL 11, a German airship returning from a bombing raid on London, jettisoned its remaining bombs. Two sisters, Frances (26), a Post Office telephonist, and Eleanor (12) Bamford, daughters of the village blacksmith, were killed.[10][11] A plaque commemorating the event is on the wall of the church, where their funeral was also held.[10][11] The airship was shot down shortly afterwards, while still over Hertfordshire, by Lieutenant Leefe Robinson, killing the entire crew.[12] Robinson received the Victoria Cross for his actio
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>>154861952
anally.
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>>154861952
He hasn't mentioned it, but he has watched and reviewed The Devil Wears Prada 2
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Don't look back in anger.
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>>154860242
I have hundreds of hours of annual leave saved but no gf
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>>154861929
4th biggest club in the league.
Stuck in a 3 way tie for most successful club in the league.
Haven't won a final in over 2 decades.
Just sacked their coach and are likely bringing in a two time former coach who was their golden child as a player
Who also masterminded the biggest drug scandal in Australian sporting history.
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>>154861971
Total poofter
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>>154861907
Judd could never kick. He was a run away and turn it over man.
So similar to Bailey Smith / (youger) Dangerfield.
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fucking love getting longstroked up the shitter
go pies btw
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sex gifs
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>>154862052
gifs are shit
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sex mp4s
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Do you blokes like music?
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WELCOME HOME HIRDY
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How ridiculous saved me at the darkest point in my life
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>>154862092
I realised they were jesus lovers and stopped watching
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>>154862101
Proof?
Maybe it’s why I was saved
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>>154862111
They met at church club or some shit
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>>154862122
Even still gaunson is a funny cunt
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>christianity is... LE BAD !!!
any gay porn tonight mate ?
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>>154862052
Can't stop touching myself right now.
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Goodnight brothers
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>>154862172
What was he trying to do here? The cunt looks so goofy.
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>>154862181
he's nodding and smiling
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>>154862071
Yeah. For me, its "Wenn ich nüchtern wär" by Luca-Dante Spadafora
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>>154862196
So true
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>>154862196
So why does he look so goofy? What's with the double nod?
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>Nathan Buckley divorced his wife
>James Hird divorced his wife
>Michael Voss is still married to his wife
Voss can't stop winning.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNJHUhanGuk
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>>154862205
>ranga
disqualifies him a bit
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need to wash my bumhole
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need to punch my bumhole
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By all accounts Hird had tried to Robert Walls himself already.
Think he'll do a Spud if he doesn't get the job? If he does get the job but they do badly for a few years? If they end up sacking him?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlsJvoA2c8Q
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ridley wants out again to either queensland club, confirmed on footy classified
interesting to see what his trade value is
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>>154862384
>By all accounts Hird had tried to Robert Walls himself already.
Hird has never engaged in or attempted to engage in euthanasia because Hird has never had a terminal illness and wouldn't be allowed to access euthanasia.

Suicide and euthanasia are not the same
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>>154862529
>Suicide and euthanasia are not the same
Yes they are.
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>>154862529
shut the fuck up nerd
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>Overdose
:(
>Overdose, with a doctor
:D
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Robert Walls, the coward
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>>154862529
Yes they are.
Also, Canada started out with the same provision, that only those who are terminally ill could access it, within 6 months it was expanded to those with depression and 18 months it's essentially become a state run method to farm organs.
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this is what happens when we turn our back on god
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>>154862578
Objectively so.
Under every definition of the word.
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>>154862553
euthanasia is reversible
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The Assassination of Robert Walls by the Coward Robert Walls.
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>>154862611
elite truth bomb
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>>154862621
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>Robert Walls had three words to tell his family before his death, and they summed up exactly how he felt.

I'm a coward.
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>>154862611
Crisp wet on Wellington attendee
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redpill me on the myth of the ozone hole and the benefits of CFCs
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suck me off next station
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>>154862744
>>154862896
asl?
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>>154862826
Theirs no hole in the firmament.
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>>154862896
this is MY LAND! my laaand~ suck me off at the next station and i go ye YEAH
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>>154860541
Essendon and Carlton are only relevant because of the Collywobbles.
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At first I wanted hird nowhere near the club but now kinda want him back just to see the meltdowns
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>>154862896
>>154863198
damn, gins are high key based af
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iggs
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swans
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the lengths the afl will go to keep us from discussing that other thing
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Glass of wine then bit of bible in bed before sleep.
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Watching the Dons support Hird is like the Saints supporting Lyon. Dons have $3m a year - who will be their TDK?
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>>154863983
TDK? Whose the stereo? Top don kong?



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