Essendon weaknesses edition
why didn't you use the oc from the previous thread mateinstead you got this ai slop where brad scott has the longest arm in the world
>>154868900thisrespect the unna or get out
>>154868900I dont go through every single post of the previous thread in case someone wants some OC used. I simply didnt see your post
>>154868933dont use ai sloppa next time
Personally I like the length of his arm
>arguing about making threads and what op pic is usedyep, threadspergs are pathetic
>>154869055Sovlless post
>>154869055you new here?
tell me why it matters who makes threads and what OP pic is used when the thread lasts for a few hours and everyone forgets about it when it hits bump limit. you could have gay porn in the OP pic and people would mostly just talk about the footy. no one cares about whats in the OP, i cringe when people make a fuss about the thread, its embarrassing that people care enough about making threads to pull up anons over it like they're the thread police or some shit bro it's fuckin 10am
>you could have gay porn in the OPplease don't set him off
essenhird jimmies
so hird is basically confirmed then?this whole thing reeks of some mafia family shit, it's awesome
marcus herbet i wanted dosn to take him how did he slide so far down? iggs got one there
more like james HERD because you're all a bunch of SHEEP
have you heard about hird?
sup duders
scoops is a sex god, its crazy the amount of aflw pussy he gets
>>154868933it wasn't me champ i don't make oc but i respect the champions who doand shame on anyone who boos a champion
>>154869407spud
Any chubby boys in the chat room?
>>154869522I only boo abos
dont think it really matters who runs the handball drills and put the magnets in their obvious positions
>>154869630yeah but when beryl rings up from cragieburn threatening to cancel her bronze membership AND her pets membership thats when andrew welsh starts to fret and calls poppa sheeds for help.
how do esneedon make money
>>154869715they farm spuds:(
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I DON'T LIKE THE OP WHERES THE MEME MAGIC
>>154869794This but unironically
When two major events happen back to back in the afl you think there could at least be some funny creative ops
>>154869823There's no funny or creative posters here.
>>154869841Plenty of funny posts made every thread so that’s not true
>>154869794i agree
chead
james hird has the nose of a probiscous monkey desubit in that
>>154869934Formerly Bucks
dosn shouldn't rehire hird tbqhwyfchampion player, maybe dosn best ever, but he was a mediocre coach and the drug saga means he shouldn't be the coach, simple as
If you dont like the OP then make your own. If you dont want to make your own then shut the fuck up aye
>>154870057Kek make a better OP next time fuckwit
>>154868850maybe this year. maybe this year Nick Daicos will win. This year, he will be rewarded with a janitorial role on /sp/. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.
>>154868900
>>154869203*get him offyou know what you meant
*blocks your path*what do?
>>154870196fuck off coomer
>>154869862>There's no funny or creat-ACK!
>>154870196shave her arms
HE'S COMING HOME
>>154870196NOT SO FAST
>>154870196Tornado DDT
Australians need to respect American hours on /sp/. You will get your window to post here in about 5 hours or so.
>>154870196never undertood the point of these >slaps your girls arse wat do? >blocks your pathposts. its ridiculous.
>>154870196Engage in sexual relations with she
>>154870296funniest most origional post itt i lub yoo BSA please tarrif me harder in all my slutty vassal state holes
>>154870324its a coomers excuse to post offtopic garbage
Everyone's already forgotten about Neale. Crisp Hirdy.
>>154870350oh shit were we meant to go pick him up or something? what time is his check up? D, did you change out his poo-sack yesterday? it was your turn. I'll msg that new carer Ramesh, c what he sez.
>>154870349>pictures of footy players>off topic garbage Fuck off will you?
>>154870331that's my wife you're talking aboutbell st maccas in 15 minutes champ
>>154870388women can't play footy dont be stupid lol
>>154870388you replied to a j*nny
I'd have been faithful to Jules Neale
>>154870431with that attitude, she would be getting b lowed behind your back within a month of marriage.
First wank of the day completed. Thinking lunch.
so now that sydney have been exposed worse than chad warner's cock and arsehole, who will be winning the 'hip?
>>154870557What’s for lunch?
>>154870573Catters
>>154870659DROUGHT BREAKING FLAG
>3 October 2022 - Essenson appoint new CEO Andrew Thorburn>4 October 2022 - Essendon CEO Andrew Thorburn resignsJoke club kek
>>154870755They deserve all of their suffering since they mistreated Thorburn just for being a Christian
>>154870599meth mostly
>>154870599Left over chicken schnitzel in a roll with some cheese; lettuce, tomato and some avocado, with some spicy mayo on the schnitzel
>>154870794based pies customer
>>154870388aflw isn't footy
I asked AI where it went wrong for essendon and it gave me an explanation but capped it off by saying Scott is trying to address the issues and steady the ship. Uhh Co-pilot ive got some bad news for you.....
gma got like 4 hours of sleep
>>154870994SCOTT OUTTRUMP IN
>>154870859sounds fucking horrible, kill yourself
>>154870859yummo
jeremy coleman
>>154870599A second wank.
do any of you mates want to catch up for lunch? i know a killer banh mi place
Thinking pie and coke for lunch
Thinking covered blowie for lunch
>>154871372Letting the dog go to town?
>>154871409How do you know what I call the misso?
>>154871416kek
>>154870983national press club. discussing changes to your gibs.
Rewatching cats v swans and both sides are very good but geelong were playing absolute champagne football. Swannies will get another crack in September thoughbeit
>>154869552
>>154870994
>>154870994The "Make [something] Great Again" phrase was coined by a convicted rapist and alleged pedophile. This phrase needs to disappear from use
footy?
>>154871689he will tend to his HERD
huh?
holy shit this bird has been poking around in my brain. JSPs are a waste of time, online shit is a box ticking excercise, I found my own job and the jsp fuckwits still harass me every few days. hope also burns the whole scheme to teh ground.
state of origin tonight
>>154871819enjoy fella
>The battle for the NRL’s next broadcast deal is shaping as one of the fiercest media wars in Australian sporting history, with Foxtel Group, Nine Entertainment and global giant Amazon Prime Video emerging as the three key contenders in a multi-billion-dollar showdown.>With Australian Rugby League Commission chairman Peter V’landys openly chasing a rights agreement worth $4 billion over five years from 2028, broadcasters and streaming platforms are scrambling to secure what has become one of the most valuable assets in Australian sport.Why are they so big and strong /b/ros?
>>154871911not as important as a /sp/ get and alf runs spee
>>154870196>Excuse me please
>>154871819it was in february nrlsperg
>>154871911dont know or care what any of this means
>>154871911>Why are they so big and strong /b/ros?The AFL's last broadcast deal was $4.5 billion.
can we not have a pissing contest between codes for just one day fucking hell its dull
>>154871984youre thinking of the state of the union
>>154872071tell nrlel to fuck off back to their dead general theni couldn't give a rat's arse about coconut smash otherwise
>>154872054yeah but that included the Hindu indian market
Really should get out of bed.
>>154871299a cheeky bum sesh after? x
youisperg might be interested in this
>>154872128is that like the bop house
>>154872147maybe?
good one fox (not my photo)
>>154872175Harris is a big guy.
>>154872181wtf is this real
It all went wrong for essendon fucking up the 2006 draft>Scott Gumbleton>Leroy Jetta>Tom Hislop>Alwyn Davey>Bachar Houli>Kyle ReimersHouli being the only decent but only played 27 games in 4 years before going to Richmond and winning 3 flags and 200+ games. Could have drafted Selwood or Boak or Reiwoldt instead. These are the players who played more games than any of those drafted by Essendon excluding Houli.
>>154872202so true we must focus on this
>Errol Gulden -Shoulder-4-5 weeks
Essendon's 2020 draft was pretty fucking bad. To only get one decent, injury-prone player from three top 10 picks is a horrible strike rate, even if the overall draft was pretty weak.
>>154872391Having a look, the 2020 draft was pretty bad and Archie Perkins looks alright. Like they could have had Ollie Henry or Max Holmes I guess. 2 from the top 10 arent even in the league anymore. JUH was pick #1. So it was a poor draft.
>>154872391>>154872470>all 3 players Essendon drafted in 2021 are no longer playing>one of the strongest drafts in recent times Fucked up in 2020 and 2021What the fuck were they doing???
>>154872470Geelong nailed it: Holmes and Neale from picks 20 and 33. Adelaide and Sydney also did well. Very weak draft overall though.
>2022 draft>fewest games by a player drafted in the top 10 - Tsatas, Essendon>2023 draft>highest drafted player that has been since delisted- Luamon Lual, EssendonOh no no no no noI didnt realise how poorly bummers had drafted the last 5 years. No wonder this team is dogshit.
just remembered st kilda saints exist and are in the afloops
>>154872646the charges?
>>154872683TERRORIST
>>154872646It was said in a thread yesterday but they're a team full of kids and only maybe a handful of the kids are any good. The rest on track to be delisted. Their list is dogshit. I don't know what they expected Scott to do. He came in 3 years ago and they were already cooked by the previous drafting decisions. He was doomed to fail.
>>154872683Actual list terrorist. How is a man so poor at his job able to keep it for almost 30 years?
>>154872719because the mafia don (kek) cunt on the right
how many this week?
All club supporters should wrap their arms around each other and laugh at Essendon.
>>1548727423
>>154872701>>154872719I am not Victorian and dont pay attention to essendon. In the last 5 years they have to have the worst drafting in the league. And every year is a fail. Amazing record. I knew they were shit but didnt realise how shit because ive not looked at their recent drafting year by year.
cops at parliament housedid someone do a happening iykwim haha
>>154870915go swans btw
>>154873016there was a First Nations™ march from melb to canberra that just arrived yesty, maybe something to do with that
>>154873048oh ok sounds boring thenbut anything interesting would be fedpilled and literally nothing
James Hird: The Prince that was promised
>>154873072like when they set fire to old parliament house trying to do a smoking ceremony?
>>154873433explains the absence of green in the red centre
>>154873433>>154873451it's called backburning and it's part of our 70 thousand year old continuous living culture chuds
little brother is begging for an e-bike, what do? he's with me for the rest of the year i don't know if i can handle the nagging and attitude if i don't get him one, also don't want the fucker to get in an accident and then our parents blame me for it
>>154873547It's a now win situation.
>>154873482backburning a tourist attraction? sounds like some tall truth-telling right there.
>>154873072>>154873433>>154873451>>154873482do you ever get tired of posting utter drivel and samefagging mickhead? try slitting your wrists that would be more entertaining
>>154873602bit rude
>>154873602do you ever get tired of being wrong? because thats what you're feeling right now.
>>154873593excuse me sweaty technically every building in this country is a tourist attraction because australia was built by migrants x
>>154873638scurry under the fridge like the pest you are now that the lights are onmickpaedo the tranny scum
can y'all STFU
>>154873654he's not me retard
Went from being a NEET to courting multiple employers#alflife
>>154873665slit your throat samefagging micktranny scum
>>154873653I like that. Australia: Built by tourists, For Tourists. >>154873654fucken hell you are dim. why can't you recognize posting styles yet?
>>154873673unnecessary
>>154873671is it possible to learn this power
>mfw micksperg pretends like he wasn't caught samefagging about aus/pol/ blowie garbage
I put CMFEU member, tradie, public school teacher and ambo on my workforce australia job hunt thingo. I even put on a janitorial position! I'm so exhausted from having all these roles and personas given to me by anon that I don't even have time to do my ac tual real job and expect to be fired soon.
>why can't you recognize posting styles yet?>purposely forget to capitalize letters and use punctuation >hehe they will never suspect anything i am such a criminal mastermind me
the only thing blowing here is the world's hecking oldest culture using fire to hunt because they're lazy and blowing on fires to try to extinguish them then creating a massive desert
>>154872742reckon it's 5
capiltalization is normally indicative of a phone poster. non-capitalisation a dektop poster. dunno what you're implying here, thats I'm some kind of rusemaster with a big evil brain trying to trick you for some diabolical benefit?I quite enjoy watching you twist your mindgrapes into proving your fucken tard-tier "proofs" regardless.
>>154873707evidently i am, didn't samefag in the posts quoted by >>154873602applied for antischizo meds yet mate
>>154873745>dektopyou've been caught in a now win situation champ
The battery on my phone that's less than a year old has become fucking woeful but diagnostics says it's completely healthy. So fucking sick of this built-in obsoletion. They used to build things to last.
>>154873754what phone?
>>154873752now win desktop, are they some kind of wolf whistle?>>154873754phones with cords that didnt need batteries. yep they were grouse.
>>154873754
>>154873754Why?
>>154873767iphone>>154873787Why what?
>>154873808why phone?
>>154873816whiPhone
Be better, melbourne
micky sperg micky sperg obsessed with abos and dicks
>>154873826gays MUST fuck shitskins
>>154873826gay saunas seem so grim, dunno why this is so popular with pooftas
>>154873832if your obsession is with this micksperg, wouldnt that also make you obsessed with abos and dicks by proxy? your obsession is even more intense in that respect.
>>154873826Go home, "Troy".
>>154873826>you have to have sexual preferences>noooo not like that
>>154873861I don't get what point you're trying to make here
thread derails into gay fetish shit as soon as the tradies knock off
FIENDING for a COCK up my ARSE
bit odd how we can't have white male only spaces
>>154873874so tradies are the impetuous for the gayposting now? their highschool girlfriends and anon's mums will be upset to hear that. who knew tradies were so sexually complex despite being as dumb as a bag of rocks?
you know who wasnt named in the epstein files? james hird
>>154873858Yeah knocked off later than usual today. WA btw
>>154873887on your way to Perth Steam Works m8?
>>154873882Everyone is a bit gay
>>154873878your application to join the CMFEU only needs proof of your stance on homosexuality and evidence that you're both clinically bretarded yet smart enough to fool the Australian public that you're clever enough to build tem 1000000 houses. Please complete these tasks using your favourite coloured crayon and have it couriered to the Great Synagogue, Canberra ACT.
>>154873892Nah been working since 9
>>154873894I'm not.
>>154873754My phone is over ten years old and still going strong, google pixel
>>154873906yes you are that's just internalised homophobia talking trust me i graduated commiepoof uni
>just watch how daicos swoops into the action here
>>154873894even AFL players? "everyone is x" is an absolutism which is dumb.
>>154873906Haha yeah you're a lot gay boom fell right into it didn't ya you fucking retard spastic cuckold faggot
>>154873906if you were blindfolded and hands tied and a bloke gave you a gobby you would get hard and cum
>>154873922too many factors to say for sure. restraints, bindfolds aren't turn ons for everyone. the bristles on any male face, no matter how close a shave or lasers orwhetever, skin isn't smooth like a womans. I reckon no I would'nt .
only 1 more day until footy can't wai->aints v poopees>even worse game on frii sleep
>>154873934ouchie prickly
>>154873972gripping
>>154873978I get it's a bye week but this weekend's fixture is absolutely terrible.
Belted my knob too many times today. Testicles are really feeling it.
Saints vs hawks is actually a good game.
>>154873978It's a now win situation.
from my window just watched a bloke in a crane lower a portapotty onto the top of a construction site in a tight space like it was nothing. in awe of that lad
cats finna rape da bloosers
>>154873972Essendon lose a CEO because hes too Christian Carlton lose a CEO because hes a sex pestBoth clubs are shit
IF fred are minor premiers...THEN we should expect a finals bedshit akin to the crows last year>>154874007wrong, easy win for the hawks against a failed joke of a team.>>154874018potentially not, carlton jagged a win again the cats last year and now they're not under the dark cloud of voss.
Doll fucker, here's a real one for you if youre keen?
dollfucker is a snake of a bloke
>>154874069he has cummed in that doll so many times that it has to be haunted by spirits by now, i would not want to get that doll angry by even entertaining the notion of real women. dollfucker, don't do it
Origin tonight lads
>>154874094was in february actually mate
*puts my hands on my hips*
>>154874069Doesn't look bad for 38. I'd sing cou try roads with her
>>154874094>state of origin>pilapuhu tuamakahou
why
why not?
looking fwd to Island of Origin, me.Australia vs the rest. loser'+ their family walk the plank in shitney harbour.
State of Origin is so dumb, borders aren't real.
for some reason dadza always get pumped for state of origin even though he gives zero shits about nrl
>>154874141one is land, one is water. which side do you prefer to drown on?>>154874152sounds like a massive dickhead. seems it runs in the family, what with you thinking anyone gives a fuck.
woulndt mind getting pumped by your dad iykwim haha
>>154874152its the crowing jewel of australian sporting events
>>154874059Disturbingly accurate to real life.
It's been 12 years since i've posted here, dusted off the old HDD, what the fuck happened to captcha.WE'RE GETTING HIRDY BACK, BLESSED BY SHEEDY HIMSELF.GREATEST REDEMPTION ARC IN SPORTS HISTORY INCOMING. SEE THE BOMBERS FLY UP!CHECK EM'
>>154874161jewels dont crow, they dont have mouths.t. gemologist
>>154874161Yeah but is it though?
>>154874094crisp
>>154874165now you've spoilt it.
>>154874094Godless evil sport
>>154874069Looks good for 38 but unless you are 50+ and already have kids there's no point.
>>154874165welcome back
so the commiepoofs at the abc were spelling it naarm as recently as december 2025 (https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-12/how-long-can-you-safely-store-leftover-food/105844878) but it's narrm demonsaren't they meant to have a coroboree to get their truth telling yarns straight
essonion
>>154874179my mumza had me at 41
>>154874169yeah, nothing else comes close. the fact its being discussed here is testament to that.
blud needed to google how to use a freezer
>>154874177Whats God got to do with it?Whats God but a second hand devotionWhats God got to do with it, who needs a god when a God can be broken.
>>154874069>reliable honest and can have a laughmost specific female dating profilelooks good for her age tho
dollfucker the snake
>love a beer, a fish, banging hammers
>>154874189And look at what a disaster it was.
>>154874190Yeah but is it really?
>>154873919go coruscant jedi knights btw iykwim haha
>>154874190it gets discussed here because nrlsperg has noone to talk to in his dead thread
>>154874210not sure a bloke posting here is the arbiter of whats a good idea or not. and ybf, that guy has a passoport and is os on holiday, and you, well, probably haven't got a job or even left the state let alone gone overseas.
>>154874014it's a now sit shituation iykwim haha
>>154874230Were your feelings that hurt that you need to project onto me? What a crybaby.
>>154874230and inb4 muh travel it's merely an example of achievemnt, like making your bed or signing up for the dole.
>>154874242>but wait, there's morelol
>>154874241not him, I just like disecting big statements like "everyone is ____" or "thats a disaster" when its clearly not. whens your passport expire? you've got one right? next to your driver's license ?
>>154874242neets will never travel like i do. they just dont have the disposable income for it me? barely makes a dent
>>154874069corr wouldn't mind being the bane of her milf loins iykwim haha
micky must die
>>154874253>whens your passport expire? 2028. And I literally just came back from two weeks holiday interstate. What was that about big statements? lol
>>154874107
>>154874269applied for reinstating capital punishment yet mate
>>154874272Shame how there's no players currently like him or jarman who were fat but could kick the bloody thing.
>>154874094watching the ireland vs new zealand test instead
bigg dicc igg
>>154874271admitting/claiming you have a passport, and have travelled outside of your state is good. but my original point is tat you are not the arbiter of wheter his birth was a good idea or not, let alone a disaster.
small cock dock
let's be real here, do we really think dollnonce is cleaning out his doll after every use?
he travels and yet desperately seeks validation here from anons and needs them to tell him how cool he is that he's wallowing with the street shitters
>>154874282same
>>154874286And you are a sensitive little faggot putting way too much stock into a throwaway comment that hurt your feelings. Harden up or fuck off.
godflesh is a pretty good band
>>154874294but enough about your holiday to queensland.
>>154874305>harden up or fuck offnah, you change for me. now who's fucken sensitive? already know you're a faggot, faggot.
>>154874322>nah, you change for meNot happening, crybaby.
what the fuck is going on in here
you're all a bunch of faggotsgo port
just attention whores begging for attention again
>>154874334i miss the bloke that said this with go crows last yearwhere did he piss off to
>>154874294im better than you
>>154874347Not him but I doubt it.
>>154874347you see the elephants?
>>154874347you're scum of the earth nrlsperg
What's for dinner?
>>154874357yeah mate, within touching distanceyou feel a bit dumb paying for a safari and then seeing elephants on the side of the road on your way there
I unironically love attention
>>154874371garn pub man me
>>154874371Got two chicken breasts and two chicken thighs, thinking some sort of chicken bake?
>>154874373neat as fuckit's good to pay tho gotta keep that bloodline running somehow. fucking big animals jfc.
Between all the avatarfags, gimmick posters and pseudotrips this place is fucking dire, just a bunch of losers who want others here despite being anonymous to remember them, "oh that guy who posts those pics all the time? haha oh cool he's on holiday now lads isn't that awesome he let all us fans know! because we're such fans of his work here in /afl/" this is how these people think the rest of anons think of their gimmicks and avatarfagging like they're hot shit or something, but they're too pussy to use a tripcode cos they know they will get filtered right away
Women should dress more modestly.
you know what they say, misery loves company
>>154874380three lines or less please
>>154874391>lessfewer
>>154874379Iran war has fucked their tourism because all the euros are too scared to fly through dubaiso been happy to pay and tip, there's some pretty desperate cunts there at the moment
ignore sookcunt, he just likes having a whinge, they call him whingecunt
>>154874380pseudotrips are fun low effort posters, real tripfags almost always display signs of psychopathy
>>154874334*meant we're
>>154874380My name is Yung Gao-Ha
>>154874371pad krapao
>>154874408hey yung
>>154874411I like fish and rice
I’m fucking cumming
>>154874370
>>154874416isaac or sam?
Goodbye!!
>>154874415You need to eat beef and cow milk to get bigger and make your genetics better with your offspring. Bigger stronger offspring will more likely be predisposed to reproducing. This is how you beat the west.
>>154874415nice, i like swimming and tits
>Essential services and cultural events scaled back in remote communities due to cost of fuel
>>154874418
>>154874423kek
>>154874426What do they do with the millions of dollars the mining companies pay them?
>>154874432meth mostly
>>154874420Cheeky fuck
>>154874432Whoa, very antisemitic of you to inquire desu.
>>154874436Good of him to wait after abo rounds and not steal their thunder
Don’t care if I live or die
>>154874450can i have your steam account?
>>154874450If you had one shot?One opportunity?Would you capture it, or let it slip?
So truehttps://youtu.be/Zu4DqU7Yy4o?si=9oOEZ0SvqYBGMLhl
Is this the state of origin thread?
is Xander McGuire based or cringe
We will all find out one day how Geelong orchestrated the greatest salary cap breach of all time, sustained over two decades. It will come in all its glory. Don’t you worry.
>>154874480crased
>>154874480Cringe.
bought some tools
Did you know that aboriginal art was invented in the 70s by an Anglo named Geoff?
>>154874488What ya planning to use em for?
>>154874491I wonder if they know.
>>154874491Yeah. Weren't welcome to countries invented even later?
>>154874492Why?
https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/drunk-aussie-tourist-flashes-genitals-while-on-holiday-in-thailand/news-story/a258b116fbe67d1484ce165417c3bb2e>An Australian man has been filmed appearing to flash his genitals while being covered in what looked like his own faeces at a tourist hotspotUhh yesh based?
>>154874491https://youtu.be/AfIOBLr1NDU?si=gnNaL05iTL_zbxBJ
>>154874507Piesperg?
>>154874491>>154874500Both of these claims have been debunked
>>154874507cunts fucked
>>154874492Got some joinery work needs doing. No room for a mitre saw so doing it with a mitre box. Good excuse to buy some tools I've had on my list for a long time. I'll make a nice wooden case for the chisels next.
>>154874514Source?
>>154874510Not me fuckhead
>>154874436>momentWhen did a minute of silence become a 'moment' of silence?
>>154874533Unironically 5th of Feb 1983
>>154874541What happened then?
>>154874507go swans btw
>>154874480wealthy. thats all that counts.
>>154874488I like Bahco. not made in sweden anymore, spain I think but good stuff still. the bag some kind of deal they have on?
>>154874450can I have your simpcity account
>>154874564The tenon saw is made in Sweden, chisels in Spain and coping saw in Germany. Nearly everything they do is still made in Europe. Fuck chinkshit.
>>154874587chinkshit is fine you are just a consumer
>>154874597thanks for weighin in very obvious not chinese person
Romans 8:18
Not sure why you'd want to collect tools when you don't use/need them professionally
>>154874623If you had hobbies or did a lot of DIY projects around the home it's perfectly reasonable. If you collect them for the sake of collecting them you're a retard.
I'm getting by just fine with my trusty allen key set
>>154874629go ikea btw
>>154874617Revelation 1:7 >Behold, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him, even those who pierced him, and all tribes of the earth will wail on account of him
>>154874637Amen
>>154874623ya gotta have a hobby
regardless of the essendon mafia and hird saviour shit, brad scott was not a good coach
>>154874627>DIY projectshonestly what's the point? getting a tradesman in is cheaper than collecting tools used once for a subpar result
>>154874648ive come to accept this
>be a tradie>spend $10k on tools I barely use and then whinge when someone flogs them from my financed $85k Ute in the middle of the night
>>154870406I use this threat online as well. Im suprised to see someone else using it.
>>154874652I get it. I'm sure there's a real sense of pride in building something on your own property that will last for decades, even if it's not to the level of something done by a professional.
David King has advocated for the return of James Hird as Essendon coach
Who else is looking forward to the State of Origin tonight?
>tradies are overpaid retards and it is better to do your own work>why bother buying tools when you can just pay a tradiethe duality of alf
>>154874714i’ll watch if there’s nothing else on telly, or maybe i’ll watch the shawshank redemption again
>>154874696It really feels like all the pieces are falling into place for this to happen. Essendon power brokers clearly want it and are using the media to lay the groundwork. Bombers are the gift that keep giving.
Essendon are about to get beaten by what they know. They are who they are and this is a no-fumbles league. They play a brand of footy without flair or poise and if they think a new coach is going to change their identity, I just don't see it.
>>154874724if i was set in a female correctional facility it'd be the whorewank rejection iykwim haha
>>154874652I'm a homeowner and the to do list never ends. I plan on maximosing the value of this home for when I sell it. ROI is much higher when you can knock jobs out yourself, especially fiddly little shit. It's called sweat equity. I can do better work than a lot of tradies.>>154874691>>154874647This too. I enjoy it. Pic related was last summer's proey.
braless cleavage on masterchef tonight
>>154874750this guy has sex
>>154874763god i wish it were mastermind
>>154874158Kek
>>154874750i want to do something like this but i have no idea where to start.
>>154874784At the very beginning (a very good place to start)
>>154874764with who
>>154874788his neighbour
>>154874788indian real estate agents selling to their own kind
>>154874763Is it the jewess?
IF Essenshit hire Hird like I suggested 4 years ago...THEN they may finally stop being the laughing stock of the league.
>>154874793she's braless in a spaghetti-strap number but poh's ample asian tits are in cleavage city
zoomers with hair this retarded or even worse somehow always have the hottest gfs
Bombers haven’t won a final since the JHawk bum flash
>>154874803pic
corr mirin your pouch
>>154874750in an apartment rn and i'm glad i don't have a house seeing my sis and her husband having to do a shit load of work on their house (insulation, garden,etc)house would be better long term though after you get through all that shit
>>154874807Modern Australian females have no understanding of what looks good, they only know what's popular.
>>154874808Best arse
Wish I grew up in a white area that liked footy but I grew up with wogs that all like soccer and basketball
>>154874815"what looks good" is a social construct
Do girls like blokes with long greasy hair and scraggly neckbeards?
>>154874808whos jhawk
>>154874831Yes, and therefore not objective or based on aesthetics or beauty - just social function
>>154874834think she was on jersey shore or smth
>>154874836aesthetics and beauty are social constructs
zoomer girls like buzzcunt balding 38 yr old men with a well defined beard 4-7 beard with a few splashes of grey
>>154874843Not true. Beauty is objective.
For me it’s Poh’s sex scene
I'm a weird looking sperg and I walk funny
>>154874848to who? who is the arbiter
hawthorn are system babbys
I found that Poh topless scene just by being a good coomer, I had no reason to believe there would be nudes of Poh but I still searched "poh ling yeow nude" because that is what I fucking do
poh is ugly tho who would want to see that
>>154874860That's beside the point. It's like asking who 'rules' mathematical concepts - they are self-evident and objective.Actually by the way, in the philosophy of classical theism, they suggest that the existence of beauty is evidence that God exists.
wouldnt mind mariniating Poh's feet iykwim haha
>>154874869She's an Asian milf in good shape and has nice tits, why wouldn't you wanna see her naked?
>>154874881>has nice titsreally?
>>154874623why not? do you use your video games professionally? or do you think subscribing to a tool library is the right avenue, mosche?I use my tools "professionally" and whilst I've worn out quite a few, I've also got some from my old man, and quite a few from grandpa. be a shame to not continue the tradition.
>>154874750Can you come and do a courtyard for me
>>154874803wouldn't mind putting a creampie in her oven iykwim haha
>>154874750>t. Constantinos ApostolouLooking good though mate
>>154874716somewhere oiut there, tradiesperg is melting faster than his brekkie ice cream.
the tradie fears the home tool owner
what I wouldn’t give to have robbo’s drunken ramblings on 360 tonight
>>154873777meant for>>154874848
>>154874784purchase a house.
I can never be bothered to make sides for meals anymore.
>>154874881her face is hella munted yo, even as a kid seeing her on tv i knew she was munted, you uncs like the most ratfaced hoes imaginable
>>154874871really dumb analogy. maths is discrete and can be proven despite being intangible.beauty is not able to be proven. its subjective
>>154874904Same, because salad and vegetables are fucking shit and I’m sick of pretending they’re not
>>154874784Share pictures of what you want and what you're starting with with AI. It is actually quite good at that sort of thing. I can give some pointers too. What do you want to build lad?
>>154874907You miss the point. And beauty is provable to a large extent. There are many academic articles on the objective metrics of beauty.
>>154874907I’m sorry bro but I’m with the other dude, beauty is objective and those who can’t appreciate it have likely lost touch with god/reality
>>154874890Unironically yes. ASL?
>>154874880>>154874892haha ikwym haha iykwim haha
>>154874900Pretty measured take, mostly just a drive by at caro
>>15487493313/f/dandenong
>>154874926Suck on a big fat dick you homo
>>154874938i got a dandy dong for you bb iykwim haha x
>>154874916same thing as you did. just unsure of the initial process ie foundation securing etc
>>154874923objective metrics of beauty.... created from polls and/or boner tests, I presume
>>154874938sorry officer something just came up iykwim haha
>>154874948No, objective metrics - symmetry, proportion, palette, etc
>>154874941THAT IS AMAZING
>>154874959and then how was something like symmetry proven to be an objective measure... boner tests and polls
>>154874834Was Miss UniverseHad a really nice arse
>>154874959Beauty can’t be judged by metrics, it’s an intangible truth
>>154874941Yes please
Jade Ellenger's beautiful feet
Womens feet just look good
>>154874965No, subjectivity is routinely eliminated from such studies.>>154874970But this is the ultimate reality.
i dont like fish
Oh no
I went on holiday to Melbourne 21 years ago and I didn't like it
400 f to c
>>154875003about 200 mate
Hey
>>154874750>I'm a homeownershalom
Andrew Dillon sounds like a muppet
Thought of a new slang>goytard
fucking hell yanks simply do not ever simply shut the fuck up, always droning on about something, simply never stop
>>154875026Meant puppet iykwim haha
Bunch of dullards you lot are.
>>154875031Stop going to /pol/ and you never have to think about Americans again
Quiche and salad for dinner
>>154875031this but conservatards
>>154875031your lack of self awareness is staggering.
>>154875036thats subjective
>>154875040The fuckwits are here too (meaning this genny, board, and country - and especially my workplace). Fuck I'm sick of them
>>154874943I laid a 100mm concrete preslab for the tile and the front of the planter boxes. You need to excavate your site for thickness of the slab plus 20mm or so of crushed rock which you compact before the slab goes on. By far the most important thing is drainage. You need to slope the foundation/slab/paving away from anything that shouldn't get wet. There are lots of paving types that don't need a concrete preslab, like concrete, stone brick paving that suts on compacted rock/sand. Heaps of shit on YT and talk to AI.
>>154875031This but women
>>154875044I can go two minutes without saying something, not matter how consequential - that's the difference.
lol bitch on deal or no deal just won $1
>>154875052thanks lad. hoping to work with it with the old man prior to summer.
>>1548750574 minutes between posts isn't that much different to 2 mninutes. maybe youre only half as annoying as americans.
/nrl/ finna mog us tonight if we dont pick up our posting lads
ebola and hanta virus hits just before the world cup. how fucked are we
Essendon legend Michael Long has emphatically backed James Hird to be the next coach of the Bombers. Speaking as a past player just days after delivering a pre-match speech to Essendon he said:“I’m giving my 100% support to bring James Hird back home to the Essendon Football club, to lead our club as the coach.”“The reason why we won 16 premierships is because of the culture, because of the spirit of the Essendon Football Club… we want to restore that faith - and I believe the man to do that is James Hird.” “I think he’s put his hand up to say… he took blame for what happened. We’re talking 14 years ago. I believe in giving someone a second chance.“
Oh fuck I didnt know State of Origin was on
>>154874763Corr just saw on the ad
>>154875126we should watch and post about it here
Can someone watch masterchef and get some screenshots of their tits?Thanks
>Tasmania, which can sign a maximum of 18 uncontracted players – one from each of the rival 18 clubs – across a two-year window (2027 to 2028) without a trade needing to be struck. The Devils also have access to a signing bonus pool of $5 million outside of the salary capwait what the fuck?
>>154875137how faaaaaar
>>154875142Nick Daicos
>>154875142They're not called the d*vils for nothing. Anyone blasphemous enough to be tempted by the d*vil will face a looooong period of suffering (by that I mean an insuccessful club gaslighting the country to believe they'll come good)
>>154875137Some boys just got the look of a Greek AdonisAnd some boys just try to talk you off your feetHmm, some boys they're God's gift to womanAnd some boys just think they're sweet enough to eat
Tina Turner gave league more aura than it deserved which echoes to this dayafl made a mistake letting that happen
>>154875160>glorified karaoke singer>americannot really
>>154875090Have fun. Also 100mm reinforced slab is overkill, that's driveway spec. You could go with 70-80mm if no cars are going over it anf the base doesn't move a lot
was hird even a good coach?been essendons least shittest coach since sheedy isnt a great feat
>>154875188he had a losing record iirc
>>154875182based corner cutter
bros rewriting ais answers and getting overexcited fuck up cunt
I’m an anxious wreck
>La Trobe University found that during sporting events like State of Origin, there was a 40.7 per cent average increase in domestic violence and a 71.8 per cent rise in non-domestic assaults across NSW between 2012 and 2017remember when they lose so does she
>>154875219she should know when to shut her mouth and give him space
>>154875219i learn magic for she
>>154875219>no matter the result, theres a state where women get battered senselessthis is why afl doesnt have a state of origin
Which states women will be heemed tonight
Getting ready to sperg out about the next thread lads
Not baking but it better be exactly like i want it or ill be angry
They said it would rain again today and lo and behold
newy>>154875260
>>154875259yeah put the bike away this arvo but about to get it back out againlooks like bunbury is copping a bit as usual
>>154870994One very simple job.
