wednesday (27/05)>libertadores!19:00 | Independiente del Valle x Rosario Central19:00 | Libertad x Universidad Central21:30 | Fluminense x Deportivo La Guaira21:30 | Bolívar x Independiente Rivadavia21:30 | Corinthians x Club Atlético Platense21:30 | Peñarol x Independiente Santa Fe>sudamericana!19:00 | Atlético Mineiro x Academia Puerto Cabello19:00 | Cienciano x Juventud de Las Piedras19:00 | Caracas F.C. x Botafogo19:00 | Racing Club x Club Independiente19:00 | Vasco da Gama x Barracas Central19:00 | Olimpia x Audax Italiano21:30 | River Plate x Blooming21:30 | Red Bull Bragantino x Carabobo FCUTC-3/[localtime]Previous: >>154864303
Anime
Ovas
>>154871760Who's iminado?
anime and Deportivo Cueca
pobre villa, censurado por un costeño de mierda.
remember, the only melty in this thread should be melty blood
>>154871806This.
the only ball should be dragon ball
>>154871845
It was 2-1 with 5 seconds to go...It was one more penalty...It was a draw at home against the mighty Recoleta...
>>154871760>Gagalvarez eliminated in groups>AGAIN
ficou do pau duro nessa cueca no janto
Santos went from last to secondRecoleta went from third to firstSan Lorenzo went from first to thirdDid I get it right?
coritiba
>>154871760Finally
Welcome to sudakino Nacional, DIM and Lanus
AY AMOR!
Hijueputa Santa Fe, juegan como el culo, por culpa de Rodallega el Junior nos elimina y aun así hay esperanzas de pasar a la siguiente fase en Libertadores
Trikaschizo is O Idiota
ASMR Colombian Girl calls you papacito til you fall asleep
Asmr looking at a guy use all the elevators in the neighborhood (floor by floor)
I gotta prep for the super el ninho this year
>>154872519>googled "El nino Brasil" to see if the news has something about it>two news about people being arrested for racism (one argie kid living in Brazil and other chileANO traveling)lmao
*ahem* A continuación las estrofas del Himno Nacional Argentino
ASMR Your Uruguayan Neighbor is Loading His 9mm
>>154872690
>>154872420>when the 2 uruguayans post at the same time on /sp/
Alright, so who's being called in Neymar's spot? For me it's Marlon Freitas
>>154872591There will be record rains in santa catarina and rio grande del.sul
If you post "sou vitória e ele tem razão" you get a lot of likes from people from other clubs
knowing that sin barrienzo is out of international competitions already after getting grouped by neymar fc and CA "team without badge in google" is enough to make my week
>nahuel is using a uruguayan vpn again
Congratulations Montevideo motors for the impressive victory against Grêmio foot-ball franchise from happy Harbour.
Still can't sleep knowing Juventud are less than 24 hours away from playing again.
lil kukita having a melty
>>154872065CUritiba
No one:Peru at 4 am:
Me at 4am
>>154874734I made fideos one time and I felt exactly like this
I wanna start cooking but I don't want my neighbors to think I'm fat
River vs Boquita
>>154877004>bocahobo bum>rivertrannyyep seems about right
>>154875210Don't they have eyes?
I wasn't here yesterday so I'll say it now*ahem*>san petenzo>san descenso>san mamerto>san mierdenzo>san bobenzo>san descuento>san mierdenzo>san pelotudenzo>san sorete>san sopenco>san muertenzo>sin barrienzo>san insecto>san carrefour>san microbio>san tinelli>san fracaso>san cucaracha>san hambriento>san mogolico>san pelotudo>san diminuto>san pequeño>sin mundialenzo>san molecula>san microbio>san boludenzo>san dinosaurio>san lomuerto>san trolenzo>san supermercado>san B>san andreas>san bacteria>tinelli fc
>>154875210fattest people usually don't cook, the buy junk food
>>154872420River fans get into an altercation before today's match
>>154875210Cook healthy food
>De saída do Fluminense, Paulo Henrique Ganso é oferecido ao AthleticoWhy would they sign a semi-retired player? That reminds me when Coxa signed Leandro Damião
teams remaining that can still qualify for copalib knockouts but aren't confirmed yet>bolivar, fluminense and la guaira>u. catolica, cruzeiro and boca>platense and santa fe>palmeiras and sporting cristalconfirmed knockout teams no matter what happens in the remaining matches>flamengo, EdlP>coquimbo, tolima>independiente rivadavia>corinthians>cerro>LDU, mirassol>rosario central, independiente del valle
>>154877336So chile , equador, colombia and paraguay are already in
>>154877336How do you know all this
>>154877537He's chiqui tapia
>>154877465yesperu and bolivia could also get in, but it'll be difficultcristal has to win and palmeiras lose, while bolivar has to get a better result than fluminense
I hate my fucking shitty team so much.
Beloblved sitcom/movie scene+ weak link to the results of the last round of brasileirao = 2 million likes
Três jogos no comando e Dorival Junior segue invicto no São Paulo.ChadvalChadkinoKinovalBoss of the gymDorichadDorimitoDorikinoKinovalChadkino
>>154873291miss this nigga
>>154877609Colombia bros.....
>>154872420>Qué dijiste de Borja?
Eu queria ser argentino mas torcedor do Sao Paulo futebol clube
I actually like tatuagem
>>154877896being argentino is just a state of mind, you just need tk hate brwzikians, colombians....all of SA and love white people
>Eu queria ser viado mas viadão
I hate females
>>154877955vamos river btw
>>154877896start calling it San Pablo then
>>154877936>>154877945If you hate us this much why did you draw a heart that said "B+A" in your notebook?
>>154878151
biber plate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9vpAzGRz6Y>edade nao importa
>>154878264eu quero Carlo foraeu quero Carlo fora
>>154877931I like in sexy woman
Imagine being eliminated by a team that just ascended last year and is the Umbrellan version of Chacarita hahaha
So bocabroos, changuito zeballos to Napoli. Who will Riquelme call to replace him?
Stop the hateLets be friends
>>154878410t.bob sinclair
>>154878407He'll clone Cavani
>>154878410Except against San Lorenzo, you are allowed to hate them
>>154877609Millosbro, what the fuck happened?
[SERIO] Vinicius JR voltara ao flamengo aos 30 anos para ganhar a libertadores
>>154878424I’d rather clone salvio or mouche
>>154878438The team choked hard, goalkeeper is garbage, defense is garbage, Falcao is old and does fuck all. Death to the directiva.
Vini Jr. é astro da seleção brasileira e do Real Madrid, dono do prêmio de melhor jogador do mundo em 2024 e um dos craques que despertam expectativa na Copa do Mundo 2026. Fora de campo, tornou-se um nome potente nos negócios e uma personalidade requisitada no mundo da moda. É o que mostra o Perfil Pop do atacante.
>>154878525I started talking about Vinicius jr. Find your own subjects
ok lets cut to the chase, you are a fumante de maconha and ashamed of it
>>154878141Kek
>>154878151It is perfectbly possible to love argentinians while despising argentimians
>>154878525Everytime i see an ig post talking about his good numbers in ucl i have to post "e na seleção?"
>>154878578>argentimiansIs this what you call white argentinians?
>>154878399I feel like they didnt even want to qualify
>>154878598Fuck you, there is nothing wrong with my fingers
>>154878625Gordo reputo dedos de prosciuto
>>154877336La Guaira will do the job, I have faith in a 6 points qualification to knockouts.
Hoje tem tropa do ursoFica aqui o aviso
Lorenzo, call this negrito please
Business idea: a copalib without blueflags
>>154878677>Gordo reputo dedos de prosciuto
>name is copalib>mad when they are told that their copa is lib>>154878399>recently viewed the cemetery you ok bro?Also, does anyone have some san lorenzo salt from last night?
Business idea: we move copalib to a subreddit
>Neymar entendeu que seria um merdinha qualquer diz Rodrigo Caetano>Neymar pode ajudar a arrumar os armários e organizar as chuteiras dos jogadores diz Carlo Ancelotti>Neymar concordou em recolher as bolas depois do treino diz Taffarel
Barracas will win its 1st ever international game tonight
>>154872024Who put>açolanIn pepe's hair?
>>154878816Neymar is going to advertise betting companies during the matches. He'll be responsible for organizing the after parties and preparing the hours d'oeuvre
Can Neymar prepare chimarrao?
meu pau na sua mão
Gurizada tá perdendo a linha já
Eu nao queria falar palavrão essa horamas o Renato Gaucho é um bananão
>>154879116meu pau sua mao kkkk
Dois corpos não ocupamO mesmo lugar no espaçoO corpo de um cadáverEm putrefaçãoO corpo real da PaolaO corpo real do meu pauALÔ ALÔ TORCIDA DO FLAMENGO!TÁ TODO MUNDO FUDIDO!
>>154879215Brazilian songs have zero rhythm or prose.
>doesn't know about internal rhymesbased argentinian 'educational system'
holy FUARK the new golden star chocolate muffin from starbucks is INSANE
Imagine being Argentine and not going to Café Tortoni
Messi will answer for his crimes
Fluminense 1 x 1 La GuairaAlt Mineiro 2 x 0 Puerto CabelloVasco 1 x 3 Barracas
barracas central
Torque btw
>>154879417Is this the famous terça feira I keep hearing about?
>>154879417pastel de broccoli & garapa we have to go back
>>154879555>brazilians use pop stars as reaction imagesYou are not just gay but american gay.
>>154879417There are no barracas in the center of your picture
Why all the games at the same time? Copalibers, which of these games will be more sudakino? I want to watch a game at 19h and I don’t know what to choose
>>154879641watch vaskekbotafogo is already classified and atletico mineiro is the clear favorite
bro thinks we're his pet AI dogfigure it out, kid
an angel visited me last night
@grok take it from here
I dreamed I was in the anime world again
>>154879641Vasco x Barracas and Olimpia x Audax will be the only games worth anything. That being said, they'll definitely be slurpers and the best 19:00 game will be something nobody will watch like Racing v Petrolero
>>154879654>>154879751I was thinking Cienciano X Juventude kek but yeah Vasco never disappoints in terms of entertainment. Thanks
>>154879751>Racing v PetroleroWill the gate be closed? Will Racing play without fans?
Kill yourself attendanceschizo
JUVENTUD BROS, TORQUE ALREADY MADE IT, NOW IT'S OUR TURN
>>154879980This happens to me all the time.
>>154880117>el anon receives messages of precise descriptions of other peoples's (and blacks) genital pimples Doctor?
>>154879980Still would
There is a full blown chimpout going on upstairs from where I live
Do I call the zogbots bros?
>>154880285they chimpout ?
>>154880338It is two sheboons and a male. I think its a territorial dispute, but its annoying as hell
Saw this gif the other day and can't stop thinking about it
>>154880522me with the wine bottle
>>154880492Gorillas are extremely territorial
>>154880522Please dont post AI slop in /copalib/ thanks
>>154880571>espene logo>still says is fake
Internet niggas really get triggered by internet generated pics
Preidction River 0x 1blooming
>>154880735You don't even know who this nigga is.
Something big will happen tonight
(he's constipated)
an urugayan banger? on xitter? the world is about to end
>YOOO CHECK WHAT THEY SAID ON TWITTER BRO
>>154881634Zamnnn
>Translated from japanese
>Translated from argentinese
>copalib is quietYou're watching the Conference League and I'm disgusted.
>>154882122i'm watching nightshift, actually
>>154880825>Reading translations doesn't count Fuck off
>>154882122I was watching the sopranos while eating bondiola (gabagool)
>>154879709Trump/Milei/Bolsonaro promised us to make anime real
>>154882184This nigga eating gabigol.
>>154882284how do I unsub from this rightoid blog?
>>154882338Gabigol alla Milanese
>>154882342It's off-topic.
If milanesas aren't from argentina then where are they from?
>>154882387gonna cry? gonna shit your pants?
>>154882411I don't think you understood what I said.
fogao hoje
milanesa con polenta amanha
>>154882715I'm saving for the ñoquis on friday
fuck I forgot to print the uruguasho post to cum on itbrb
top XI
/copalib/ posters go full schizophrenic in non football hours, what is causing this phenomenon?
>>154882941Based Brian leeching off the goyslaves.
>>154883041t. Brayan Michole Jonathan McJhonny
>>154883068And proudly so. My children shall inherit the earth.
T-15 minutes until Juventud's game.
>>154883068>falling for bait in 2026anon..
Lets play a game: post a twitter screencap if youre a retarded nigger faggot
>>154882941It's the taxpayers fault if they're so dumb to be willingly paying taxes and a retirement fund in a country with an aging population
>>154883161No result will spare them from their faith of having to go back to Las Piedras once the match is over
I feel sad about politislop posters, they don't have zapzap coworker groups to shitpost so they have to do it here and get ignored
>>154879146Dorival come seu cuzao
>>154883259That's true, but living in the City of Stones builds character.
Barracas Central are about to enter the pigsty
São Januário tá tão vazio que tá parecendo jogo do fluminence
chiqui tapia btw
I feel sad about coombrain posters, they don't have zapzap coworker groups to post whores so they have to do it here and get ignored
>>154883392Isn't retenciones something you don't really pay anyway? It makes sense as they only make taxes more complicated that they should be
>>154882407I think they're Vienese.
>>154883263WOULD, but how big is her cock?
we will win 5-0, rivadavia will commit the crime, we'll go through, i have faiththen we'll get either flaisrael or LDU in oitavas, but that's fine
>>154883416t. Paramount+ commentator
What even compels someone to come here and post completely unrelated xitter screenshots?
>>154883527I'll be honest with you, I think the game will be really bad. Like a very ugly 2-0 or 2-1. But I second the Liga/Flamossad R16 encounter.
Tsamina mina eh, ehWaka waka eh, ehTsamina mina zangaléwaPorque esto es África
>>154883541He's coping with his pre-game anxiety (aguante River btw)
>retarded ref>retarded teams>retarded fans>retardo gaúcho>el hijo de chiqui tapia>no goalsPure unadultered kino in São Januário
>>154883612i don't care what you say i'm not watching vasco
>pausa do golinho in this weather
>Cienciano 1 - 0 Juventudcan I start edging already?
>>154880571You cant stop me
Vasco won't make it to the end of the game with 11 men on the pitch, will they?
He warned us
Racing is winnimg
>>154883657Don't count your chickens before they hatch, anon.
>>154883691they could win 20-0 and it wouldn't matter
>>154883690
despite everything, Vasco btw
>>154883703Not even if botafogo win???
>>154883660Ney?
>adson
>>154883712yeah, if racing wins they end with 8 and if caracas loses they end up with 9 anyways
>>154883722God gave this goal to him
kek why are Barracas Central beating the shit out of Vasco players? Do they get away with this shit in Chiqui Tapião?
>>154883692Curica and River only plays at 21:30
>>154883692What? Dude I can't hear you inside the jar
ChadkinoChadvalDorichadKinovalDorikinoBoss of the Gym
Is O Idiota here already?
O Vasco é o time da vergonha O Vasco é o time de cocô
>>154883773FUCK...Y-You just wait! They are turning this around no doubt...
>>154883755>red cardkekaroooo these guys are too good
>>154883755they're already out of Sula so I guess they just don't care
what the fuck is this hair lmao
>>154883773I thought you was at the stadium:thinkingface:
>>154883817
>>154883838*you were, PeruANO
vasco btw
>>154883869Adshowalso you posted that a good 20 seconds before my stream showed it
era o no era ?
>>154883884i watching it on my iptv and following it on sofascoresofascore is ahead a minute and a half
>>154883889bola 2bh
Neymar can't train with seleção because he's injuredwhat the hell is this bum doing there? jesus imagine being one of the attackers that didn't get the call sseing this bullshit
>humiliated by bragachino>winning against the great barracas central at homeNow everything's fine
o hexa?
>>154883263but Esteban gets paid for shilling Milei (ultimately by taxpayers), so we are kinda his coworkers.
>>154883905>imagine being one of the attackers that didn't get the call sseing this bullshitthey're all fanboys that wanted him there, I'm sure they're happy about it
>>154883905João Pedro said Neymar should have been called so he gave up his place for him
>>154883889Todo pelota
Uruguayas still have that innocence in their eyes, brazilian women got empty eyes from staring at too many cocks
>>154883905>jesus imagine being one of the attackers that didn't get the call sseing this bullshityeah, he's imagining it right now
>>154883889bernard deserve to be shot in the knee
so if racing wins this they're in right?
>>154883949bernard needs to be called to seleçãoeverything went wrong when we stopped calling him
>>154883939That nigga always looks like he's suffering.
>João Fonseca vs Djokovicyep, another valeu, foi guerreiro trophy
>>154883952in sulamericana, sure
>>154883952no, is over.
vamos racing querido el pueblo sta conchigo
>>154884012That's a sad ass.
>barracas
>>154883939Where is that from, what a faggot
O Rei tá na area, abram as pernas.
ENTER Tomás Porra
>>154884139no...
>>154884012>t.
>>154883935There are too many satanists in brazil, people are satanic even if they dont know
TRAVESAÑOTRAVESAÑOfijate la rosca
What did he mean by this?
>>154884166>There are too many satanists in brazil
Porque esto es Africa waka waka yeye waka waka yeye
>>1548841312019 copa américa final iirc
>>154883870Why did the fourth nigga cut his hair?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooCA
>>154884179He's right though
Vasco golazzo
>>154884212milk
it's over for brazil, the normalfags found out about 2002
>>154884212>Obesaska
Vasco chutou o pau da barraca
>>154884227penalty para argentina
>>154884209Is that like a "why did the chicken cross the road" kind of joke?
cmon audax score a goal pls
JUVENTUD GOAL!!!!!!!! LET'S GO STONE BROS!
>>154884280It's over bro, let it go
kkkkkkkkkkk
>>154884293We'll see about that.
Atlético MG 1 - 0 Puerto CabelloALÔ ABUELOTTI
>>154884302Porra na barraca
>bentral
>>154884317>17>7x1right
>>154884334he's no. 11, not 17. stop being mean, he's just a 33 yo kid
vausdax btw
CAM ON YOUTH OF THE STONES
>>154884351>he's only 33, just a kid
https://x.com/socomovasco/status/2059772329253605866jej
Where is boquita
>>154884353olimpia equalized nvm
vascaidos invejosos tudus vcs.
Olimpia are at it again
>>154884388they virated already lol
>>154884388
Just AMASSATED thisWhat is it you’re wondering? That’s right, pizza havaianaIt’s lombo canadense with pineapple and guess what? It tastes fucking great Turns out Brazilian pizzamakers know their shitSeethe and copeI accidentally spilled the pineapple away but it doesn’t fucking matter, morons
>>154884457hawaiian pizza is neither brazilian nor hawaiian, it's canadian
>>1548844394 goals, crazy
Brazilian "pizza" is an affront to God.
Falou e disse
I wish someone had wemb'd the Barracas hinchas
Fideo bros...
I prefer sao paulo than having sexHonestly. Dorival Junior and Sao Paulo gives me joy and entertainment
>>154884470virginia is fucking stupid thothat's common sense
Como se fala Pastel na argentina?Pastelito?Paustel?Massita con recheo de quejo y mustaza ?Fritadita de massita com recheo?
Virginia is a jewish scam to make our women whores and buy chinese makeup products to finance PCC
fogao is winning
Riquelme and Chiqui Tapia's son are playing against each other and nobody cares
>Vasco twisters chanting Brenner's name for the penalI'd never
rip Auditax Italianus
>>154884554It's 3x0 and Barracas is trash, so might as well
HE ACTUALLY FUMBLED THE PENAL HAHAHAHA
>penal para vasco>easy game>the 10 fans present chant "Brenner, Brenner, Brenner!">he picks up the ball to take the penalty>fucking misses itKWABOTY
que jogador inútil do caralho
>>154884572somehow, pedro raul returned....
>>154884576isnt Pedro Raul playing in Corinthians?
>>154884576kek
At the moment the final in sul sudeste is avaí x chapecoense
Freedom gotted zero points
>>154884591No avanza
>>154884572LMAO
TORQUE BROS, IT'S UP TO US NOW...
IT'S URUOVER.
MANDE A PORRA DO BRENNER RAUL, O ALAN "ARTILHEIRO DOS GOLS CONTRA" SALDIVIA E O MARINO INSTAGRAM PRO CURICA FAZER UMA ORGIA ANAL COM O FILHA DA PUTA DO DINIZ
>>154884672This
Proibido de registrar jogadores por prazo indeterminado, Botafogo sofre o quarto transfer ban da FifaA razão foi uma dívida com o Zenit-RUS pela compra do atacante Artur, atualmente emprestado ao São Paulo. As pendências são referentes a três parcelas de 1,9 milhão de euros (aproximadamente R$ 11,2 milhões), num total de R$ 33,6 milhões.Anteriormente, o time carioca já havia sido punido por dívidas referentes as contratações de Rwan Cruz junto ao Ludogorets-BUL, Santiago Rodríguez com o New York City-EUA e Thiago Almada com o Atlanta United-EUA.NEVER EVER TRUST AMERIJEWS
Took 0.25mg of Xanax to watch the Vasco game tonight
>>154884679how long until points deduction?
can Holy Faith do it?
>vasco atropelated tapia fcmaybe they aight
>fumador de maconha discovered printersits over
Where is the schizo who was saying that I was an anti for saying that BAP is more retarded than Landim?
>>154884735Thanks for the insight, Vuskovic
>>154884733JUVENTUD BROS...NOT LIKE THIS...WE'VE BEEN HUMILIATED AND CUMMED...TORQUE CHADS, MAKE SURE TO AVENGE US...
>>154884747craqui da selecinha
>>154884733i can tell this isn't cum because of the coloration and viscosity
>>154884733
>>154884778>he isn't zyncmaxxed
fogao won
>>154884800>fogaoO que é um "fogao"?
>>154884776People were talking shit about Neymar. Close to Alexsandro, Neymar run as fast as Mbappe. This nigga last matches were pitiful. He is almost as slow as 36y Ganso. If he ended up being the main left wing-back, Brazil has 0 chance of reaching the round of 16.
Are you guys tuning in to the weekly penadoy humiliation ritual?
>>154884792Zync will make me shoot straight Cola Fría Profesional Topex?You take supplements? What would you recommend
>>154884818la que te mete joao
>>154884844O que é "joao"?
>>154884851My boyfriend. I'll introduce you to him.
>>154884837zync + arginine + vitamin cnofap + 2+ liters of water every day
>>154884865I have never seen this name in my life.Do you mean "João"?
>>154884851a monkey
>Chiqui tapia needs to make conmebol rob for us like old times
>>154884780Kek
>>154884829He wasn't even good when he played in Europe. Now that he's older and came back to brasileirinho he surely can't be good enough for the NT.
>>154884829Fuck you, luciano jubaGo eat a dick you will never play a world cup
>Tche Tche>Piton>Brenner>Marino Hinestroza>Alan SaldiviaAll these players need to leave asap
Imagine taking this to play a world cup
This daniel torres guy playing for santa fe looks like he's in his 50s and is only 36. nigga ages like milk in the sun lmao
How hard will riber pecheate today?
>>154884504Why are argentinians so useless? Brazilians will answer every question about Brazil.
nigga never heard of google lmao
Now i remember: bolivians never interact here.
Online teacher started calling me sir after I mentioned I had a girlfriend
(((They))) are garfating my La Guaira
kkkkk what's a pastel?
>>154885128Google is wrong
>>154884504Em espanhol, a palavra "pastel" geralmente significa bolo. Se você está procurando o clássico salgado frito ou de feira, não existe um equivalente exato, mas a empanada (especialmente a de carne) é a comida argentina mais próxima em formato e popularidade
40ºc bean fart feet stink miasma cloud over copalib, light up your scented candles
If Messi is really hurt, will Argentina call Garro?
>>154885136How old is she?
So, empanada is just a lazy pastel?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Salas
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA O FLUMINENSE É MINUSCULO
penadoy is losing already. these fags are paid to kick a fucking ball and can't even do that.
imagine thinking fried dumpling is some kind of unique and exotic national dish
>>154885175kek, ok. Sometimes you falseflaggers are cool
>>154885213No. Empanada is closer to what we call pastel de forno. The dough is different and its not fried.
¡VAMOS SANTA FE SI SE PUEDE!
some culombiano has TURRO as his name
>>154885241whoa, argentinians put pasas in their empanadas, disgusting
>>154885009grim that most of those were hired this year
River plate wants cannobio.....Dude....
Platense and Santa was are currently tied on everything. WOuld this go to mickey mouse fair game stuff?
but then again, we put tyres in pizzas, better forget about the subject
o braganchino ...
>>154885290Goleiro Injustiçado Pela CBF Fábio Crentelho btw
>>154885241This dude is a knower
Trikaschizo hereBet 200 dollars on PlatenseThank me later
>>154885290Olha pra cima, menininho
>>154885274That's right, they do. They put raisins in their beef empanadas. I remember when I found out about it I lost most of the remaining respect I had for them.
>>154885290Acestream?? in 2026??
We're here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfsADI1DhIc
Partida decisiva da libertadores e tá cheio de espaço vazio na arena ItaquerãoMas eu preciso ouvir a semana inteira que "a torcida é fiel"
>>154885290shame the first kick got blocked, it would've been a proper Puskas otherwise
>>154885290There are no more idiots in footballEveryone has a hidden knife
squidGODS we are winning in brazil
>river plate
estao robano meu timao
>>154885241dude it's the exact same fucking thingjust look at itretards like you doing this gay exoticism is the reason why there are franchises selling empanadas for R$30
>>154885241mi palo en su orto rsrsrs
last time i went to brazil i keep asking for empanadas but they only have some weird pastel
Semifinal da copa sul-sudoeste e ninguem falou nada
>>154885350O que é "estao"?O que é "timao"?
>>154885385anaufabeto
>>154885357You arent urugasho, you cant foul us
>>154885303How is this his fault
>>154885327E por que você está assistindo jogo do Corinthians, porcão?
calamar HISTORICO
last time i went to brazil I picked up a prostitute who looked like she had a scrumptious Linguiça, but turned out she had a beef empanada
>>154885213I happen to consider myself an expert of sorts:Chilean Empanada: A full meal in itself. Taste is not as priority as being filledArgentinean Empanada The gourmet option, smaller and the filling is more important than the sizeColombian empanada: The poorest kid in the group. While the first 2 are made of filo, these one are deep fried. The filling is also way cheaper (potato or even rice), while sometimes they do their job as a quick snack sometimes they are a literal poverty-tier mealThank you for coming to my tedtalk
>>154885351>chilenas
last time i went to brazil i asked for a garota preta but they only have loirinhas safadas
>>154885420based empanada enjoyer
>Woman narrator God I wish I was temporary deaf
>>154885351I didn't know they fried it too, I thought they only baked it, but I do believe the recipe for the dough is different than the pastel dough.And desu I don't even like pastel that much, bolinho de aipim is the goat salgado.Now chill the fuck out, retard. Its just food.
>>154885417I tried to go to uruguay from buenos aires but iman empanada almoat made me die
>>154884778>>154884780>>154884834>>154885471What did I miss?
>>154885478>temporary deafthat's called muting the stream, you fucking dung beetle
>>154885480VAMOS CORINTHIANS METAN DOS PUTOS GOLES
remember that Portuguese drops the n between vowels in latin wordsthis means that empanada = empada
Look at this shit, just look at itThis is sold for retarded cooklets let’s who think empanadas are oh so exotic.That’s almost 30 dollars, they give this shit out to literal bums south of the river. What a scam>>154885483Look up the ingredients for yourself, it is the same thing
>>154885552I can't mute with other people in the room
Im not gonna get into Portuguese semantics but for me: Filo pastry: PastelDeep fried: EmpanadaSouthern coners will probably disagree
>>154885533I told some brazilian anon that Juventud would top their group, and that anon replied that when they failed to do so he would print out my comment and cum on it. Well, turns out that anon was telling the truth and once Juventud were confirmed as 3rd in their group he posted proof of what he'd done.
Vitória has scored a goal
>>154871760>garro
>>154885582Im convinced Corinthians will win but holy was will choke
bruna surfistinha
>>154885597Make your own empanadas thenOr marry a whore and teach it to her
>>154885480Thats sad. Penarol and nacional are turbo kill
>>154885597>6 empanadas>Combo
Everybody here is brazilian......wtf
>>154885597Lol. You can buy 2 pizzas for that money.
Cant believe fluminense is gatting out of this group
>Lol. You can buy 2 pizzas for that money.
>>154885682holy shit, what kind of pizza costs only 60 reais?
Nâo tem mais carabobo no futebol
>>154885651I’m not married but I made empanadas for my gf once, cookings gets you pussySeriously, shit’s EZ, don’t fall for this crap.I have the same grudge with pic related, this piadina dough only takes 3 “ingredients” and don’t even need to go to the oven. flour, olive oil and salt. That’s it, nothing else, you’re done.
Brazilian pizza is a blight to mankindYou should be leterelly FORBIDDEN of making them, no hate
>>154885420I don't know what city you ate your empanada, but don't disrespect it, aji with empanada is a real treat, don't be a pretentious prick.
>>154885750you're mistaking cariocas with brazilians, never mistake cariocas with brazilians, Rio de Janeiro is another country
>>154885729HumYou are ok thenYou are gente que faz
nao nao voce e muito safada
anon who leaves his appartment twice a month be like>Rio de Janeiro is another country
>>154885729> cookings gets you pussyYeah. Because you have a vagina now.
>>154885790This is LITERALLY me.
i was about to mock penadoy for being the worst team in copalib but remembered freedom has 0 points
>>154885785fuck off phoneposter
I've never been to Rio. Is it really as dangerous as they make it out to be?
>>154885794holy fucking based
Todays results didnt qualify anyone outside brargentinaIn sulamericana however we got caracas and cienciano (olimpia was already a given)
>>154885754
>>154885807voce e muito schizo, im on a pc, da fuq is this nigga on? stop doing maconha filho da puta
>Trikaschizo knows football better than 99% of copalib
>>154885729btw this restaurant got a C&D from the European Union because it has “romagnola" in its name
>>154885828lol this nigga is so used to getting away with shit like this he just can't help himself
>>154885790Carioca, you live in Hell, only the worst parts of Nordeste and Amazonia are this bad. Wake up.
>>154885290GOLAZO ALERT
>>154885838fuck I want a coca so bad fuck fuck fuck
>>154885828i was gonna basically make this exact same post >>154885845
>>154885754Colombian empanadas are not in the same tier of cono sur empanadas, thats a factThat being said saying that something is poorfood is not a diss in itself. Church empanadas in Colombia are goat tier, but you cant deny thats low quality ingredients>>154885771Oh my knowledge of Brazil is minimal, wont even try to roleplay as an expert of that field.My only take is:Paulistas REALLY hate their city. No one tried to defend it at allPizzas ALL over Brazil are DISGUSTINGThe north is amazing but I was very aware that if I lived there I would have been mugged at any time
>>154885828todo pelota
Sulamericana will have teams from all the ten sisters come next phaseThis is probably a first
>Carioca, you live in Hell, only the worst parts of Nordeste and Amazonia are this bad. Wake up.
>>154885841No you are not, fucking phoneposter
Peru , uruguay, venezuela and bolivia currently have no teams proceeding to libertadores next phase
>>154885901This dude is not paulista tho, he’s a nordestino migrant
>>154885910ok retard
Carioca went on a huge sidequest to prove there's bad pizza in SP, but said nothing about LIVING IN LITERAL HELL, kek
>>154885944go away maconheiro phoneposter
>>154885901It's pointless to engage with these people.
>>154885828De paul wtf????
everywhere in brazil outside o sul is hell.
>>154885965voce esta se comportando como um mono
>>154885927Assim fica fácilYeah paulo maluf is an arab migrant btw so paulistas arent corruptBorba gatto was half indian so paulistas dont enslave peopleAlexandre nardoni has an italian last name, so paulistas dont kill their kids
Bolívar not doing the needful for some late-night lulz
>>154885875>Colombian empanadas are not in the same tier of cono sur empanadas, thats a factI give a damn fuck if you're a professional in empanadas, you're just bullshitting, empanadas filled with meat or chicken are also an option, a bit pricey but they're way better than mixed empanadas.>but you cant deny thats low quality ingredientsIt's not my problem that you always eat the same empanadas in the same shithole where you live, lurk more instead of generalizing like a dick's sommelier.
>so paulistas dont enslave peopleWe never denied that, that's our biggest pride.
Tolima came from second phase of prelibertadores and made it to round of 16
You people really come up with a lot of characters. How are you sure you its the same personWho the fuck are:>trikasizo>nordestino maconheiro migrantI only recognize the worstguayan kid who tells you to kill yourself
The only thing worst than a carioca is a sulista?
>>154885875>no. of AVPN certified pizzerias in Brazil 33>no. of AVPN certified pizzerias in Nu-Zealand3sorry bilbo, you lost
I'm glad nobody recognizes me despite my blatant homoerotic posts.
>>154886086a fag in U R GAY, the perfect disguise
>>154886043Now youre just getting mad with yourself lmao. Not my fault you havent been able to compare the out of country optionsAlso, the meat/chicken options are pastels
>>154886009>t.
>>154886086that’s just too common among Uruguayans
The paraguayan haaland is the top scorer of libertadores with 8 goals
why brazilians are being particular retards today? what the fuck is going on?
>>154886084I live 20 mins to one of those 3 places. Its actually very goodThe problem with Brazilian pizzas is the super low-tier dough and then the failed attempt to compensate it with an overload of bad cheese. It cloggs your insides
>>154871760Someone create a new thread pls
I'm gay btw. forgot to mention that.
>>154886154at least you're not argentinian
>>154886151おけい
>>154886163I'm thankful for that every day.
>>154886144Fucking bullshitter, the three units are on entirely different provinces from eachother Caught you in the jump of the cat, motherfucker
>>154886217Please read my post again, obrigado
>>154886142quem manda aqui sou eu ser verme maconheiro de merda.
O Fluminensehttps://youtu.be/_BEro-rDcOU?si=YG9zvsje5vMkIPdA
>>154886217How do I delete a post, the dyslexia attacked again
>>154886241>>154886241>>154886241
>>154886110>Now youre just getting mad with yourself lmao. Not my fault you havent been able to compare the out of country optionsI'm not mad about the empanada thing in the slightest, and I don't care about the quality between countries, what I'm saying is that you're a liar, now that you've admitted that meat/chicken empanadas are also an option too.>Also, the meat/chicken options are pastelsThey're not, pastels are another thing here, they're made of rice, meat and potato.
Aprovecho para condenar de nuevo, desde el fondo de mi alma y de mis vísceras al Corinthians ¡MALDITO SEAS CORINTHIANS!
fuck a.nal
>>154885411Porque quando eu to depressivo eugosto de ver o timão perder
Un pastel y una cueca colita in Veinte y três: 6 dolares e 30 centavuos.How can uruguays accept this? Usually pastel, empanada and hot dog are food for poor people not gourmet stuff for instagram shots
No templo de aço onde o trovão ressoa,ergue-se o mestre que a fraqueza amedronta,Dorival Júnior com olhar de batalha e glória que ecoa,chefe do ginásio onde só a força desponta.Os halteres vergam diante do seu comando,as barras se curvam ao peso da vontade,e homens de pedra, no ferro se moldando,forjam no suor a suprema lealdade.Peitos de muralha, braços como correntes,gigantes de aço marchando em formação,sob o grito que inflama seus corpos ardentescomo um rugido ancestral cortando o salão.Com a jaqueta tricolor como manto sagrado,ele caminha entre os titãs da resistência,cada passo um decreto, firme e calculado,cada palavra uma aula de persistência.“Mais uma repetição!” — seu brado ilumina,como raio vermelho rompendo a escuridão;e até o ferro, vencido, se inclinaà disciplina suprema de sua visão.Ó Chadval, senhor da aura encarnada,Chefe do meu coração, invicto campeão,no reino onde a força é lei consagrada,teu nome ressoa em cada supino no chão.
