I CAN'T WIN Edition
>>154873931>I can't sneed
chadcific>softpussytral
KNIGHTS WON
>makes the SCF five minutes after leaving Toronto
The Pillows of the Pacific were full of bricks
Run back soft pussy
Avalanche sucks ass lmao all that gifted talent and look what you do with it lol
assvs trip to the scf? cancelledjust like slopdown
>>154873943bestern chadference vs. leastern clownference
Will the Leafs retire Marners number if he wins the cup?
>>154873929??????
>>154873952>tf>tp
>plays john wick mode
>>154873947>won more playoff series' in one season with the knights than in 9 seasons with the>laffs>laffs
>if me aunt had wheels she'd be a Mercedes CLK -GTR>If the team that got fucking heemed today was playing in the eastern conference finals they would be cake walking into the Stanley cup finals. no gonna watch either of those shit teams tomorrow
Thought this faggot was a rapehawks fan
I STAY NICHE
*salutes the knights*
>>154873971he is. which is why he isn't wearing hundreds of dollars of comped knights merch. based phil.LOOK IN MY EYEEEEESWHAT DO YA SEEEEEEEEEEAVS FANS COPING AND SEEEEETHIIIIIING
>Mark Stone comes back>Scores 2 goals>Cale Makar comes back>Is a fucking -3LOLLMAO
>>154873971I hate shorsey and I hate Sudbury thank Christ I got out of there
>>154873952Didn't you give away Kadri for this?
>>154873987Tessa Bonhomme is from Sudbury
KWARB
>>154873987
Literally no one wants Vegas to win go Carolina
I want Vegas to win
>>154873987Just say you are a leafs fan we know you hate hockey also
>>154874011I really thought you would care about the habs. But true canadians never care. Cheer for anyone else, right?
>>154874011lol with such amazing people like hart and marner? This is bait.
>>154874008kwab yes we do
>>154873998>Carter how long did it take you to realize you have a talent for raping the living daylights out of a woman without even touching her?
>>154874011the reddit seethe makes me want to root for them even though I hate them
>>154874008we are all rooting for Marner to win
>>154874017>with such amazing people as the two best players this postseason?kek
What's your most favorite young and exciting Avalanche prospect?
>>154874025Didn’t realize being a good player makes you a good person.
>>154874012Sudbury makes the dirtyshaw look nice, friendly, and warm
>>154874031Well you could do some good for your country. But not you.
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGaunt>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJobber>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McNothingBurger>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McSelfish>McShit>McSilver>McSissy>McStatpad>McTantrum>McTard>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
>>154874050To be fair that goal in overtime should not have counted.
i'm a mcbitch
>>154874052I see how to can sleep at night
>>154874030Ivan Ivan
oh where oh where can my avies be?gary took them away from meeeee,they've gone to postseason heaven so I've got to be good, in case gary leaves this world
>>154874031knights won tranny avs and tiny lost
Welp Bednar is out
>>154874063sweetie stop replying to reddit troon its been this for weeks nowknights won go eichel
>>154874070good luck to him!
>>154874031
>>154874070Guess he won't be leaving the Red Rock with his team
now that the avalanche have fallen who will swedish plebbitors bandwagon?
I would’ve been devastated if it were any other team to knock us out but WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THE DISGUSTING GOLDEN KNIGHTS WITH THEIR RAPIST AND RAPIST ENABLERS AND THEIR AWFUL TACKY ARENA AND THEIR DEHYDRATED PISS-COLORED JERSEYS
>LAFFS
>People on /hoc/ spend all this time claiming knights are shit for the entire season>They're now in running to win a second cupI don't even care for them, but like.... lol, lmao even.
>>154874074Made for my penis!
EichGOAT > McFaggot
Vegas has yet to play a serious team.
>>154874091kinda like copey (my dear! bro rules
none of colorado minnesota or dallas made the finals lol
>>154874099and they wont in the next round either.
>>154874099Avs are not a serious team?
>>154874103based i haven't watched nxt yet prolly tomorrow while i do some cleaning
>>154874110They WERE. Faggots are now coping with getting utterly btfod by changing the narrative in real time lmao
1993 lol
>>154874008I do
>>154874099this really is the 2012 kings run
>>154874076in the finals or next season?
pernell won.
>>154874124they won the presidents trophy
>>154873952Just like my Oilers
will be funny if the canes win their series as everyone was saying how bad the pacific and metro were
>>154874140That right there should tell you everything.
broship support yltsi
>>154874132Kings hadn't won a cup yet back then, but at the same time if Vegas wins it will be their 2nd in 4 years whereas Kings were the first team to win 2 in 3 years in the cap era.
>>154874091I'm gonna be honest, most hockey fans are pretty casual fans and don't realize a lot of this sport is just pure luck. Creating that luck is what makes you really good. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
>>154874184luck and magnets and loser points
>>154874172BASED
>>154874184>Claims he's gonna be honest>Makes a bullshit statementKek
I wanna see a Vegas and Carolina Stanley cup
turns out hill was, in fact, that bad
>>154874208It's been years since a President Trophy winner won a Stanley Cup and the last time it happened I was in a mental facility in Virginia which is where I watch the super bowl
>>154874172Holy shit.. Windyy is.. based??
Fun fact: If Vegas doesn't win the cup this year it's because they have Hertl who is part of the core from the cursed early 2010's reverse swept Sharks team of which IIRC none from the core have won a stan lee
>>154874208Hill was super solid that run, I guess he just lost his confidence and doesn't have Quick as a mentor anymore.
anything to say for yourself?
well it looks like another canadian will win the playoff mvp awardnot surprised really
>>154874232Definitely has to be McFaggot.(((Generational))) talent without a gold medal and the first to choke in back to back finals while being cupless since the 70's bRuins
>>154874208>>154874231Hill kept getting injured a lot after he won the cup. You can see that he can't move as fast as before since coming back in net against Toronto
why is he called noodles
>>154874200How can you watch this sport your entire life and think that everything is 100% deliberate and intentional? Every single Bouchard slap shot should have proven that majority of what happens is luck and getting a good bounce is more vital than trying to draw up a great play and hope you can execute it with so many variables involved
>>154874172sharks sisters... stephen is making fun of us again...
>>154874235Freddy got a solid chance, if Marner, Hart and Hall don't show up and Freddy keeps his GAA and save percentage up he will get it.
>>154874211can't wait for a congrats assv video
>>154874243Ah that's right, sad kind of reminds me what happened to Cory Schneids
>>154874265Same, but his congrats videos been a bit weak this season
>>154874261You quite frankly deserve it for being such faggots about Celebrini.
>>154874267so you are saying torts is about to destroy the knights to start his backup?
>>154874264>relocanesKEK
>>154874225Isn't Hertl that one dude who has gone like 50 games or some shit without scoring. That nigga needs to redeem himself immediately
>>154874280he has scored multiple times nowwon game 3
>>154874231>>154874243this season
>>154874284But it was him right
Knights vs Canes or Knights vs Habs?What's the best possible outcome for you?
>>154874290yeawas since the olympic breakto be fair his line was absolutely garbage with their injuries for most of that time
>>154874292Fuck Canada so definitely and always Redditcanes
>>154874292I don't think it matters much.
is mckenna is the next celebrini ?
>>154874301>Fuck CanadaCondom or no?
The entire cental division are the biggest frauds in the league
>>154874307Safe sex is for softpussies so rawdog it
>>154874313not a single serious team in the bunch
>>154874313>3 times over 100 points>theyre all shitnow theres the real pillow fight division
gary the league is getting stale, we need more expansion
>>154874323No, anon. He's just gonna put more teams in the sunbelt.
>>154874276No I mean when Schneider weent from being a solid #1 to having lots of injuries and getting ruined. Not talking about torts with Lou and Eddie lack. I dint even think Schneider was even there in Hongkouver at that point.
>>154874337He's wearing gold in this picture
>MacKinnon did no media availability K W A B O T Y
Hey there, I'm a Kraken fan and this thread just showed up on my reddit. I'll admit I'm not the biggest Avs fan by far (because of how consistenly good you guys are), but I will not accept any loss against Vegas, especially with all the shit they've pulled this year and how bad they've been. Avs in 4, and you guys need to annihilate and bully the fuck out of them. Thank you!
>>154874349That's bronze you dummy
>>154874349Fix it to silver nigga, meme doesn't hit properly
>>154874366Meant for>>154874360
>>154874359Who is this bait for? Nobody gives a fuck about Kraks except Krakheads.
>>154874323>Pipe down 51, you shut up and buy tickets or else I'll take another one of your teams and put them in Houston
>>154874372>just two more weekslol
>>154874353yep nothing could happen to change him as being the unanimous kwaboty
>>154874369Even as a krakhead that shits from like a week ago. Surely there's fresher salt to farm than that.
>>154874385Based krakhead I thought you guys all went extinct. Pacifichads unite
>>154874394Been here the whole time. I just don't krakpost because my shit team isn't in ploffs.
For the first time this season, the Colorado Avalanche have lost four straight games
what happened to the avs?!?
PK unironically refers to Eichel as "EichDaddy" at 4:13TOPFUCKINGKEK
>>154874425https://youtu.be/rK5mEBEZWgw?si=sFmuBiU9a7b8pc6E
>>154874406They never even lost 3 games in a row all season and that record went back to 160 games or something
>>154874372>muh franchise is in the wrong cityEat the goyslop and shut up
>>154874435>We're in a super duper club and totally not customers! Yeah take that globohomo!
>>154874412Many of you actually said avs would win the series. Clueless.
>>154874453My city has more people than your entire fake country and we're not even top 7 in my own state
i miss bedard
>>154874435>>154874453Who asked bro to join?
>>154874412played the winner of the pillow fight division
>>154874425>>154874428Wtf we like Subban now?
>>154874425based
>>154874464dylan vpn always barges in uninvited
I always liked PK and the only reason anybody hated him was because he was black
>>154874353>It's Tina the Stoat all over again
>>154874372Gary would disavow your post: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AerN-FPTSIE
I just MacKinnon’d
>>154874476hes an annoying black man who never won anything and projects himself as being greater than he is and that makes him annoying. And his brother was a shitty goalie for VGK.Im tolerating him because he's triggering lefties and leaf fans.
Whew those knights guys are pretty good. I don't think my habs are getting through the Canes unless they wake the fuck up, but if they do it'll be a 7 match series, and then they get the knights... Starting the finals with 21 straight matches behind them, absolutely savage. Even if we KWAB out it's a decent run for where we were in previous years at least.
>>154874482Very cultural of you to shit on the floor like our neighbors to the north
>>154874477Didn't the flames trade away kadri?
>>154874476he's funny when he does commentary in-game
Most importantly, Burns remains cupless.
>Assvs finally collapse like the fraudulent team they are>Dylan's fraudstars kwab themselves again>central division can heal again with the Rapehawks and Mormons taking their spots as the top 3 teamsIn an alternate reality where shitral aren't the evil guys Ig
pk is based. and a good dude with that charity shit.
>>154874483I'm going to take the opinion of Subban more serious than some butthurt faggot on the internet. You never played in a Stanley Cup final or had to skate against some of the best players of all time
>>154874489they did indeed. It was this deadline.
>>154874499>t. PK
>>154874495the San Jose Sharks curse strikes! Hertl is next!
>>154874496okay but we do not like the mild here bro, let them collapse as well
>>154874504>w-whatever PK we don't need you! your opinion is bad and you are annoying!
Vegas has had the easiest path to the finals Utah, ducks injured avs. No serious teams
>>154874526retard