I CAN'T WIN Edition
>>154873931>I can't sneed
chadcific>softpussytral
KNIGHTS WON
>makes the SCF five minutes after leaving Toronto
The Pillows of the Pacific were full of bricks
Run back soft pussy
Avalanche sucks ass lmao all that gifted talent and look what you do with it lol
assvs trip to the scf? cancelledjust like slopdown
>>154873943bestern chadference vs. leastern clownference
Will the Leafs retire Marners number if he wins the cup?
>>154873929??????
>>154873952>tf>tp
>plays john wick mode
>>154873947>won more playoff series' in one season with the knights than in 9 seasons with the>laffs>laffs
>if me aunt had wheels she'd be a Mercedes CLK -GTR>If the team that got fucking heemed today was playing in the eastern conference finals they would be cake walking into the Stanley cup finals. no gonna watch either of those shit teams tomorrow
Thought this faggot was a rapehawks fan
I STAY NICHE
*salutes the knights*
>>154873971he is. which is why he isn't wearing hundreds of dollars of comped knights merch. based phil.LOOK IN MY EYEEEEESWHAT DO YA SEEEEEEEEEEAVS FANS COPING AND SEEEEETHIIIIIING
>Mark Stone comes back>Scores 2 goals>Cale Makar comes back>Is a fucking -3LOLLMAO
>>154873971I hate shorsey and I hate Sudbury thank Christ I got out of there
>>154873952Didn't you give away Kadri for this?
>>154873987Tessa Bonhomme is from Sudbury
KWARB
>>154873987
Literally no one wants Vegas to win go Carolina
I want Vegas to win
>>154873987Just say you are a leafs fan we know you hate hockey also
>>154874011I really thought you would care about the habs. But true canadians never care. Cheer for anyone else, right?
>>154874011lol with such amazing people like hart and marner? This is bait.
>>154874008kwab yes we do
>>154873998>Carter how long did it take you to realize you have a talent for raping the living daylights out of a woman without even touching her?
>>154874011the reddit seethe makes me want to root for them even though I hate them
>>154874008we are all rooting for Marner to win
>>154874017>with such amazing people as the two best players this postseason?kek
What's your most favorite young and exciting Avalanche prospect?
>>154874025Didn’t realize being a good player makes you a good person.
>>154874012Sudbury makes the dirtyshaw look nice, friendly, and warm
>>154874031Well you could do some good for your country. But not you.
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGaunt>McGay>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJobber>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McNothingBurger>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McSelfish>McShit>McSilver>McSissy>McStatpad>McTantrum>McTard>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
>>154874050To be fair that goal in overtime should not have counted.
i'm a mcbitch
>>154874052I see how to can sleep at night
>>154874030Ivan Ivan
oh where oh where can my avies be?gary took them away from meeeee,they've gone to postseason heaven so I've got to be good, in case gary leaves this world
>>154874031knights won tranny avs and tiny lost
Welp Bednar is out
>>154874063sweetie stop replying to reddit troon its been this for weeks nowknights won go eichel
>>154874070good luck to him!
>>154874031
>>154874070Guess he won't be leaving the Red Rock with his team
now that the avalanche have fallen who will swedish plebbitors bandwagon?
I would’ve been devastated if it were any other team to knock us out but WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE THE DISGUSTING GOLDEN KNIGHTS WITH THEIR RAPIST AND RAPIST ENABLERS AND THEIR AWFUL TACKY ARENA AND THEIR DEHYDRATED PISS-COLORED JERSEYS
>LAFFS
>People on /hoc/ spend all this time claiming knights are shit for the entire season>They're now in running to win a second cupI don't even care for them, but like.... lol, lmao even.
>>154874074Made for my penis!
EichGOAT > McFaggot
Vegas has yet to play a serious team.
>>154874091kinda like copey (my dear! bro rules
none of colorado minnesota or dallas made the finals lol
>>154874099and they wont in the next round either.
>>154874099Avs are not a serious team?
>>154874103based i haven't watched nxt yet prolly tomorrow while i do some cleaning
>>154874110They WERE. Faggots are now coping with getting utterly btfod by changing the narrative in real time lmao
1993 lol
>>154874008I do
>>154874099this really is the 2012 kings run
>>154874076in the finals or next season?
pernell won.
>>154874124they won the presidents trophy
>>154873952Just like my Oilers
will be funny if the canes win their series as everyone was saying how bad the pacific and metro were
>>154874140That right there should tell you everything.
broship support yltsi
>>154874132Kings hadn't won a cup yet back then, but at the same time if Vegas wins it will be their 2nd in 4 years whereas Kings were the first team to win 2 in 3 years in the cap era.
>>154874091I'm gonna be honest, most hockey fans are pretty casual fans and don't realize a lot of this sport is just pure luck. Creating that luck is what makes you really good. You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
>>154874184luck and magnets and loser points
>>154874172BASED
>>154874184>Claims he's gonna be honest>Makes a bullshit statementKek
I wanna see a Vegas and Carolina Stanley cup
turns out hill was, in fact, that bad
>>154874208It's been years since a President Trophy winner won a Stanley Cup and the last time it happened I was in a mental facility in Virginia which is where I watch the super bowl
>>154874172Holy shit.. Windyy is.. based??
Fun fact: If Vegas doesn't win the cup this year it's because they have Hertl who is part of the core from the cursed early 2010's reverse swept Sharks team of which IIRC none from the core have won a stan lee
>>154874208Hill was super solid that run, I guess he just lost his confidence and doesn't have Quick as a mentor anymore.
anything to say for yourself?
well it looks like another canadian will win the playoff mvp awardnot surprised really
>>154874232Definitely has to be McFaggot.(((Generational))) talent without a gold medal and the first to choke in back to back finals while being cupless since the 70's bRuins
>>154874208>>154874231Hill kept getting injured a lot after he won the cup. You can see that he can't move as fast as before since coming back in net against Toronto
why is he called noodles
>>154874200How can you watch this sport your entire life and think that everything is 100% deliberate and intentional? Every single Bouchard slap shot should have proven that majority of what happens is luck and getting a good bounce is more vital than trying to draw up a great play and hope you can execute it with so many variables involved
>>154874172sharks sisters... stephen is making fun of us again...
>>154874235Freddy got a solid chance, if Marner, Hart and Hall don't show up and Freddy keeps his GAA and save percentage up he will get it.
>>154874211can't wait for a congrats assv video
>>154874243Ah that's right, sad kind of reminds me what happened to Cory Schneids
>>154874265Same, but his congrats videos been a bit weak this season
>>154874261You quite frankly deserve it for being such faggots about Celebrini.
>>154874267so you are saying torts is about to destroy the knights to start his backup?
>>154874264>relocanesKEK
>>154874225Isn't Hertl that one dude who has gone like 50 games or some shit without scoring. That nigga needs to redeem himself immediately
>>154874280he has scored multiple times nowwon game 3
>>154874231>>154874243this season
>>154874284But it was him right
Knights vs Canes or Knights vs Habs?What's the best possible outcome for you?
>>154874290yeawas since the olympic breakto be fair his line was absolutely garbage with their injuries for most of that time
>>154874292Fuck Canada so definitely and always Redditcanes
>>154874292I don't think it matters much.
is mckenna is the next celebrini ?
>>154874301>Fuck CanadaCondom or no?
The entire cental division are the biggest frauds in the league
>>154874307Safe sex is for softpussies so rawdog it
>>154874313not a single serious team in the bunch
>>154874313>3 times over 100 points>theyre all shitnow theres the real pillow fight division
gary the league is getting stale, we need more expansion
>>154874323No, anon. He's just gonna put more teams in the sunbelt.
>>154874276No I mean when Schneider weent from being a solid #1 to having lots of injuries and getting ruined. Not talking about torts with Lou and Eddie lack. I dint even think Schneider was even there in Hongkouver at that point.
>>154874337He's wearing gold in this picture
>MacKinnon did no media availability K W A B O T Y
Hey there, I'm a Kraken fan and this thread just showed up on my reddit. I'll admit I'm not the biggest Avs fan by far (because of how consistenly good you guys are), but I will not accept any loss against Vegas, especially with all the shit they've pulled this year and how bad they've been. Avs in 4, and you guys need to annihilate and bully the fuck out of them. Thank you!
>>154874349That's bronze you dummy
>>154874349Fix it to silver nigga, meme doesn't hit properly
>>154874366Meant for>>154874360
>>154874359Who is this bait for? Nobody gives a fuck about Kraks except Krakheads.
>>154874323>Pipe down 51, you shut up and buy tickets or else I'll take another one of your teams and put them in Houston
>>154874372>just two more weekslol
>>154874353yep nothing could happen to change him as being the unanimous kwaboty
>>154874369Even as a krakhead that shits from like a week ago. Surely there's fresher salt to farm than that.
>>154874385Based krakhead I thought you guys all went extinct. Pacifichads unite
>>154874394Been here the whole time. I just don't krakpost because my shit team isn't in ploffs.
For the first time this season, the Colorado Avalanche have lost four straight games
what happened to the avs?!?
PK unironically refers to Eichel as "EichDaddy" at 4:13TOPFUCKINGKEK
>>154874425https://youtu.be/rK5mEBEZWgw?si=sFmuBiU9a7b8pc6E
>>154874406They never even lost 3 games in a row all season and that record went back to 160 games or something
>>154874372>muh franchise is in the wrong cityEat the goyslop and shut up
>>154874435>We're in a super duper club and totally not customers! Yeah take that globohomo!
>>154874412Many of you actually said avs would win the series. Clueless.
>>154874453My city has more people than your entire fake country and we're not even top 7 in my own state
i miss bedard
>>154874435>>154874453Who asked bro to join?
>>154874412played the winner of the pillow fight division
>>154874425>>154874428Wtf we like Subban now?
>>154874425based
>>154874464dylan vpn always barges in uninvited
I always liked PK and the only reason anybody hated him was because he was black
>>154874353>It's Tina the Stoat all over again
>>154874372Gary would disavow your post: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AerN-FPTSIE
I just MacKinnon’d
>>154874476hes an annoying black man who never won anything and projects himself as being greater than he is and that makes him annoying. And his brother was a shitty goalie for VGK.Im tolerating him because he's triggering lefties and leaf fans.
Whew those knights guys are pretty good. I don't think my habs are getting through the Canes unless they wake the fuck up, but if they do it'll be a 7 match series, and then they get the knights... Starting the finals with 21 straight matches behind them, absolutely savage. Even if we KWAB out it's a decent run for where we were in previous years at least.
>>154874482Very cultural of you to shit on the floor like our neighbors to the north
>>154874477Didn't the flames trade away kadri?
>>154874476he's funny when he does commentary in-game
Most importantly, Burns remains cupless.
>Assvs finally collapse like the fraudulent team they are>Dylan's fraudstars kwab themselves again>central division can heal again with the Rapehawks and Mormons taking their spots as the top 3 teamsIn an alternate reality where shitral aren't the evil guys Ig
pk is based. and a good dude with that charity shit.
>>154874483I'm going to take the opinion of Subban more serious than some butthurt faggot on the internet. You never played in a Stanley Cup final or had to skate against some of the best players of all time
>>154874489they did indeed. It was this deadline.
>>154874499>t. PK
>>154874495the San Jose Sharks curse strikes! Hertl is next!
>>154874496okay but we do not like the mild here bro, let them collapse as well
>>154874504>w-whatever PK we don't need you! your opinion is bad and you are annoying!
Vegas has had the easiest path to the finals Utah, ducks injured avs. No serious teams
>>154874526retard
He's not retarded.
>>154874532check the flag
>>154874526
>>154874536I doubled checked and I stand by what I said.
>>154874528Yet you still got baited, retard
I FUCKING TOLD YOU ALL>>154673222>>154673222>>154673222EVEN GOT THE DIGITSForce of nature my fucking ass got too cocky
hey samir who do you got in the finals?
There are exactly 31 days until the NHL Draft begins, as the first round kicks off on Friday, June 26, 2026
Who’s winning tomorrow (today)
>>154874552habs
WHERE'S THE SCREENCAP !!!
Something I don't get about hockey is why fans are so harsh towards their own team when they kwab out in the conference final.Like, that's a pretty good result.
>>154874562They don’t know true pain like being a Canadian hockey fan
>>154874562This mentality is why 1993 2014 exist
>>154874548kwab they even hit em with a checkmate
>>154874562you people literally shit on mcdavid for less.
>>154874569Mcshit should stop being shit first, tranny
did somebody make a collage yet or what
>>154874567Knights Chadmin was holding on to that receipt like a giggling mad man
>did somebay make a collage yet or what
>>154874569>you people
>>1548745661) countries don't compete for cups, teams do2) canada is the most represented nationality on cup winning teams among players3) the above points are verifiably and objectively true and you just posting the same images that you normally do that repeat these facts don't discredit them whatsoever (but you probably will anyways, that or just non-relevant low iq replies because you have no real rebuttal so go ahead)
>>154874589>t. Seething Assvsfag
>>154874593nope
>>154874592>This cope again
reminder: bustlin silverbrini doesn't have a calder trophy and nothing can make up for that royal fuck upKWAB
>>154874603scoreboard, bitch
>>154874606Hes gonna be the new mcdogshit. Vegas should get him so he can be an actual cup winner :]
>>154874592But Can'tnada as a whole does compete as a nation Samir
>>154874608That's a nice way of saying you're ass blasted.
>Samir is doing his ritual cope posting againDoes this fucker like have nothing else to do but post on /hoc/?
>>154874608Ahhh fuck samir is gonna go on another schizo induced marathon session posting this retarded shit until 3pm. Samir I'm going to bed and when I wake up you better not be up still doing this shit. Learn a new language or some shit
>>154874592>he's back for another 13 hours straight of thisBASED samir
Who is 2nd in command after Gary?
>>154874631something daly. the guy that gave out the clarence campbellb owl
>>1548746312nd place is for the Canadians
>>154874608Now add in the USSR.
>>154874631Bill Daly, the guy who presented the trophy tonight
>>154874603>>154874613>>154874614>>154874624>>1548746260 (zero) rebuttals apart from samir accusations, kwab
>>154874634Clarence campbell sounds like some confederate name that needs to be replaced.
>>154874644It's the soup guy
>>154874641canada hasn't won the highest level men's professional hockey tournament in over 30 yearscanada hasn't won the highest level men's international amateur tournament in over 10 years
>>154874641a lot of newfags (americans) try to fit in embarrassed
>>154874639I'm worried he'll be Gary's replacement when he retires.
>>154874651>tp>tfUmmm
>>154874641>Immediately starts seethingSamir. You're very easy to spot with all your whataboutism. And whenever you get called out, you immediately start accusing everyone of being a schizo.Please get a life.
>>154874644they should rename it to the Carter Hart Bowl of Herstory
Remember when I was known as ed around here? Thank fuck that meme died before it took off. I was on the verge of quitting.
>>154874650check the scoreboard KWAB
>>154874649yikes. Looks like a plantation owner.
>>154874663You should go outside for once, Samir.
>>154874657seggs
>>154874589/hoc/ had a collage ready within 10 minutes of mcdavid losing but none with mackinnon? sensing huge favoritism here.
>>154874650we're in a re-building phase
>>154874661it never took off because a dimeless retard (randy) tried getting it over
>>154874663what scoreboard bud
>>154874671...for over 30 years?
>>154874673The kwab scoreboard ofc
>>154874671based nothing wrong with that at least you aren't a coping retarded schizo like samir
Daily reminder that we deserve to lose if St. Louis benches Xhekaj again tonight
>>154874670meh they used to be funny until newfags started forcing the gimmick and it lost its appealmany such cases
>>154874676The only KWAB is you, Samir.
I wish I played in the NHL so I could have a hot girlfriend.
>>154874641Samir go get a job working overnight instead of wasting your life arguing with random people on the internet about a niche sport that most of humanity doesn't care about. You can stock shelves at a store, be a security guard, warehouse work, or work at a hospital. Plenty of jobs for people like you that don't require much human interaction
>>154874661the real ed died years ago
>>154874676>it's just samir, trb, bud, dylan, the colorado avalanche, and team can'tada
>>154874674how many game 7 finals did our teams lose?
You guys aren't ready for this but Ed is Samir. I also used to be a neet retard who would argue with him for 12 hours overnight 7 years ago.
>>154874694god you suck at this stop trying
>>154874684I used to work at a hospital, and you have to interact with the biggest weirdos imaginable.
>>154874680>frog nigga is named after a city
No one sane wanted Vegas to win. Sorry I havent rotted my brain with degenerate gambling to support a team with farter shart on it.
>>154874699and why did you get fired samir?
>>154874698I've been here longer than you.
>>154874703nah you haventand that isnt something to he proud of
>Samir shitposting comes back>immediately try to shift it back to Vegas and hart shitpostingHmmmm.....
>>154874701we'll never have a kino finals ever again.
>>154874704The Oilers lost Samir.
Samir was the friends we made along the way
>>154874705Meds
>>154874702You can't get fired from those cushy union jobs. I ghosted them like 4 years ago and never got a letter of termination. I'm pretty sure I can just show up and pretend I never left
>>154874705stop noticing things
>>154874707*farts*you're boringand new
>>154874711Oh you definitely can if they wanted to fire you. Show up late 3 times and they'll get rid of you. One place I worked at management fired a guy for reading a magazine before he bought it off the newspaper rack
>>154874717McKWABvid
>>154874711So you just left because you didn't want to work? Because you would rather spend that time seething on /hoc/ all day?God, you're such a faggot.
>>154874567>>154874581>checkmateI don't get it, qrd mahniggas?
>>154874725
>>154874722it was a gay magazine
>>154874711fucking based
>>154874733>pic>Colofraudo admin disrespects Vegas>Vegas admin clowns him with said disrespect
>>154874670Nate dog got a ring already and didn't cry like a bitch after failing a reverse sweep against the Kitties and then losing to the Kitties AGAIN, but this time in fewer games.Nate dog and mcbust are not comparable.
>>154874737cope it was EITHER a girly magazine OR a body building magazine
>>154874744Lmao love the knighties so much
>>154874749it was definitely a gay magazine
>>154874650>>154874656>>154874684still no rebuttal fyi
>>154874744Lmfao TOPKEKPls nerge these two side by side for a meme if you can bro.
I wish my team had a milly :(
>>154874744Holy KWABThis tweet has aged like milk. Someone check on the Avs social media guy, cause he might've killed himself out of embarrassment.
>>154874526That's not Carolina
>>154874758>UM...... I'M NOT SAMIR BECAUSE..... I'M JUST NOT!Lol, get a job, faggot.
samir is the raped bitch of canada
Samir is just an funny and uncharming diet version of Se*an/hoc/ oldfags know what I'm talking about
>>154874754>>154874749"You know me Bret, I'm not good with authority. By the way, how'd you know I was in that girly magazine? You-You couldn't help, you couldn't help yourself, you had to flip through the pages just a little bit"
Samir pisses and shits his pants when seeing the US flag.
Samir the only guy to root against Hulkamania Hogan as a kid because he got triggered by the American flag that much
>this kind of coaching got us to back to back cup finalsmcdavid's greatness will be remembered for years. that's for damn sure.https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1779868948174154.mp4
>>154874781kek
Samir is the type of guy to think Tim Hortons is still a Canadian business.
>>154873986>>Cale Makar comes back>>Is a fucking -3
Samir the kind of guy to say Joclyn Thibault is the greatest Canadiens French Canadian goaltender just because Patrick Roy won the Stanley Cup with an American team
Samir is the type of fag who thinks Canadian health care is best in the world.
I hate how the NHL glorifies making a beautiful game ugly during the playoffs.I hate how the series leading up to the conference finals have turned into a war of attrition that rob us competitive rounds later in the playoffs.I hate that Carter Hart has a place in hockey.And I really fucking hate Vegas.Avs fans deserve better than this abomination we’ve been treated too, along with fans of all stripes who enjoy watching good hockey.
>>154874802
Samir the kind of guy who thinks Canada's 2050 plan isn't ambitious enough
>Canadians>Rooting for VegasOk, do you actually care for the team, or do you just want Mitch to get a cup?
>>154874813Who cares
I hope the desertdwellers and dixieland bumpkins appreciate how well their local ice sport is doing this tourney :[
>>154874810tell us about the planhow does hockey factor in?
>>154874819all arenas 0 emissions, every aspect of the NHL net carbon neutral. They gonna plant trees in the middle of the ice. We can water everything with Samir's tears
>>154874760
>>154874825Someone needs to make an edit of this.
>>154874825KWAB
This nigga was seething on live television LMAO
>>154874825If I didn't have a great career, I'd consider getting into social media for the pro teams. I make a great troll and have been doing it for decades honing my skill on websites like 4 Channel and a small website called (You)tube. I've been banned off Facebook, Twitter, Instagram and most importantly R3ddit
hey where's that japanese FAGGOT retard at that was talking so much shit about how the knights would get swepti would like you to apologize you disappearing fucking LOSERKWAB
>>154874840they could still get swup anon, just not right yet :]
>no, you're brown!just can't make a proper rebuttal kwab
>>154874837The only bad thing about going to the games in person is missing out on the amazing camera work on TV
>>154874847.....no brought up your skin color, retard.
>>154874840
>>154874840KWAB>>154874845he specifically said Avs would sweep the knights
>>154874850If you don't sit in the shit seats, you not only see all this but you can hear what they're saying too. I rather sit at home than ever sit in nosebleeds again. My seats are 20 rows from the ice opposite the bench at the home blue line. I see everything and hear every chirp
