Old >>154872225
Fuck the Choke on a Homo Shitty Blunder TikTokers.
>a voodoo curse on these floor-licking tiktokershttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqD_CcIG--Q
Wembanyama gives off sociopath vibes. I wouldn’t be surprised if, just like Kobe, he wouldn’t take “no” for an answer
No games today
>mfw resting while other teams slaughter each other
>>154879818You're guaranteed to lose game 1. Put that in the collage
it's so fucking wembover
Glad this faggot finally went away
WembGOD loading for Game 6
>>154879859She got banned but they’ll be back
Shai's been shooting like buns, but his ability to put points on the board regardless is what makes him the MVP, and Wemby not. Opponent defensive schemes have to be taken into account too. Everyone has been selling out to double him on drives, and he's averaging ~9 assists this playoffs by finding his teammates left open. The Spurs gifted him at least 10 freethrows on non-shooting fouls in the bonus last night, and I get the temptation because he's been turnover-prone this series, but you'd think that after getting called for holding him on drives 4 times, Castle would stop doing it. Instead he just goes and complains to the media about how they're not letting him get away with everything. That's just youth and inexperience. Blaming the refs for losing to the Thunder is just The Boy Who Cried "Wolf" at this point. Not to mention it's pretty effeminate.
>>154879873Wemby needs to spend the offseason working on having a go to spot on the court he can get buckets from and continue developing savvy for his close to the basket scoring.
Why do peopleOverreact to every game? Jesus. After game 4 Wemby was the king again on goat trajectory and Shai was the questionable Kobe shitter.Now it’s game 5 and people are questioning if Wemby is even good offensively and Shai is now the best again. I don’t want to see anymore “takes” until the series is over. How about you faggets analyze the game, game plans, strategies? Faggets
>he'd only have 220 points without freethrows>this drops him to a barely more points than a player that got knocked out in the 2nd roundImagine if they just stopped giving him a whistle.
ayo knicks niggas imma need yall to blockade OKC's busses whenever they try to leave the arena
>>154879911Shit don't matter when it's rigged.
Rest in piss petefag ahahahaha
Pete is based ya nigga gay
petefag tell me how my ass tastes
>>154879981I said petefag...tell me how my ass tastes
>>154879732Demin is my GOAT
Kobe > Shaq
>>154880005Kobe is a rapist
>>154879732MPJ's hand positions is the most MPJ thing lmao
>>154880068Raped your favorite team and your childhood
>>154880077Raped a young white girl
>>154879873>but his ability to put points on the board regardless is what makes him the MVPwho the fuck wants to watch a 30 pt performance where 15 points came from free throws? is this some kind of ironic pasta I'm too new to recognize or are you that mentally ill
>>154880005shaq was the bus driver tho?
>>154880068Did he rape your favorite team?
>>154879732Fucking Blake torpedoed my team
>>1548801557rpg and 0.5bpg just ain’t enough
>>154880114"I don't like freethrows" is not an argument for MVP criteria. No one ever said you had to enjoy watching it. But if it weren't freethrows, the goalposts would shift to FALL% because the argument isn't really over whether he's a good player or not. If defenders could contain him without fouling, we would have seen that by now.
>>154880155Let me show you how to go 82-0 boy
I'm worried that the Knicks match up really poorly against OKC. Dont know if we have an answer for Chet and I-Hart being on the floor at the same time.
>>154880227OKC are going to molest and terrorize Brunson on the offensive end, Knicks don’t have an answer for our length
>>154880227Knicks can't handle that OKC bench.
>>154880227they have KAT+Mitch. What the fuck does okc do with OG+Bridges
>>154880260Mitch is neutralized by the hack-a-mitch strategy performed by a competent team
I think the only way the Knicks can win is if they get lucky and shoot a Celtics tier 3 ball strategy
>>154880272getting into the bonus is a trap that lets Brunson shit on dudes. Brown has baited a bunch of teams already who tried that shit
>>154880281We’re going to run the Knicks off the court, send them back to their stupid fans down 0-2 and hoist the only trophy MSG will see for several more decades in front of seething Kniggers
>LeMickey missed the playoffs then got swept and gentleman's swept the next four years
>>154880300Chill dude, I'm just talking ball. Why you such a hater? Small market teams should be more humble. Although you're probably just a false flagging retard.
>>154880260Long wings give OKC trouble. We saw that in the Pacers series last year. They're really gonna miss JDub.
>>154880364Why should we be humble when a legend in my city repeats rings and a legend in your city just makes it there?
made the nigga touch erff
>>154879873wmebrittle can't guard Shai
>>154880172>"I don't like freethrows" is not an argument for MVP criteria.Yeah it is. That shit is arbitrary as fuck
>Ah, Travis Kelce is sitting courtside with his fiance.Mike Breen is the greatest. That pissed off so many of the most annoying people who don't even watch sports in the first place.
https://x.com/TMZ/status/2059639617498833077Big Perk standing on bidness
>>154880184>Russell WestbrookYou're losing at least 5 games thanks to his retardation alone
>>154880475Its called just being polite and respectful to a stranger. Do you talk to people like that IRL? I guarantee you don't and you only act like a tough guy online.
>>154880619nigga would be elbowing wilt out the way to steal his rebounds
Who the fuck is Bob Macadoodoo?
>>154880184this entire dogshit website is based on stats
>>154880656Clippers (Buffalo Braves) legend
>>154880705Never heard of him. Why is he on every one of these fake 82-0 teams
>nba warns wemby for skipping media I wish I could convince him to skip every media day ever. Fuck those kikes. What the fuck they gonna do? He is the face of the nba and quite literally the only entertaining aspect left in the dog shit league. I hope he gets on that podium and helicopters his 24 inch cock
has egor vladimirovich demin got aura or is he a larper
Daryl Morey and James Harden need to retire immediately. Two of the biggest frauds this league has ever seen Literally fucking trash
Why is Wemby so soft? Because french? Mixed race? Or homo?
>Wemby talks shit on every player pretending he's a big dawg>Skips media when he loses make it make sense
sure dude. what a dumb fucking website
>>154880911just wait until he gets eliminated and walks off court without dapping anyone up.
>>154880979apparently this dogshit team has a better record than fucking lebron, pau, lillard, and paolo
Freethrows should count as team points
lol this website just hates lebron. dog shit website
>>154881139Based website.
>>154880979>>154881139Duh. Lebron is gonna hog the ball and force everyone else to catch and shoot. That's what he has always done. And Lillard is the only shooter you gave him in these 2 teams
>>154881139DeMar is a wasted slot
>>154881076This team is very good on defense and can score on all levels, it's obviously doing much better than the other two. DeFlower is the only weak point
>>154881139nah its because he's out of position, also you have defrozen and alonzo dragging your numbers down
does it matter what position you play them? I have a team that has Wince Carter at PF and KD at SG
>>154881191yeah, I didn't save a picture but I had the exact same team except I swapped kd and bird between sf and pf and had different recordsI have no idea how they score you outside of big numbers
>>154881216what website
It's time to end the Knicks' suffering.
sga will never get my respect
>>154881245lebron and wade cock blocked so many good teams kek
Lucky
>>154881271>kobrick
oh my fucking god I got fucked over by brand, team was damn near perfect
>>154880997>wow that was such a cool dap upWhy do teenagers randomly get obsessed with shaking hands. Like it actually runs through their mind on a daily basis.Wait until you start thinking about pussy, you're in for a treat
>>154881228look up 82-0
the fuck?
>>154881288I only had SG left, then I rolled 10s Lakers, who else am I picking?FUUCK I didn't know I could adjust the positions after I selected them......
Ok, first one with decent rolls
>>154880184>let me show you how to get the blue gumball>you just keep putting in quarters until it’s blue
This team would be fun to watch
>>154880846>Daryl Morey and James Harden need to retire immediately. Two of the biggest frauds this league has ever seen Literally fucking trashStatjeets are dwindling but they still exist. It's a cult at this point
this retarded website just has a boner for wilt chamberlain putting up 50 ppg with zero context cause he was playing plumbers
>>154881320petesisters? I don't feel so good...
Fuck my shit
>>154881376Wilt is the GOAT and Bron isn't top 10, Ravi.
>>154881395if lebron was playing those shitters hed be putting up 100 ppg and 50 apg, shut your dumb ass up
try THAT in a small town
>>154881320Celtics Garnett is only good for 15
>>154881387So fucking close.
wewAnyway, I'm playing >Can you go 0-82? now
>>154879911sports fans are feminine faggots that love to gossipsports is keeping up with the Kardashians for men, it's as faggy as saying "sportsball"
>>154881405If LeBron was playing in the 60s he’d average 30 turnovers. They called traveling in the 60s
>>154881405>if lebron was playing those shitters hed be putting up 100 ppg and 50 apg, shut your dumb ass upShut up Jorjeet. Lebron would put up 250 ppg and 70 apg AT MINIMUM
>>154880260>What the fuck does okc do with OG+BridgesCaruso? Dort? Cason?
>>154881405If LeBron was playing without PEDs he'd have zero real rings, the same number he has now, Rajesh.
It's very easy to remember good players, but remembering trash ones is hard>>154881421That team would go 98-0 irl
>>154879732DANNY WOLF SIGHTING
>Drumpf is going to attend a Finals game at MSGHoly fucking kek! No amount of enthusiasm Knicks fans have for returning to the Finals is gonna stop the boo birds he’s gonna get
>>154881469>Holy fucking kek! No amount of enthusiasm Knicks fans have for returning to the Finals is gonna stop the boo birds he’s gonna get
Fuck
>>154881438If it's so easy to dope and get away with it, why don't more players do it? Are they stupid?
>>154881438except they used to juice even harder back in the days so lebron would be on the real shit instead of basic PEDsthurmond was in his 20s in picrel btw
>Lebron teleported to the unc ages>hell yeah I'm going to average 50 on this uncs>Lebron drives to the rim, is met by 2 centers and a Forward with no jumper but plays ok defense packing the paint, kicks it out to a highly contested mid range jump shooting SG, the best shooter on Lebron's team, who then clanks it
>>154881421what the fuck? let me know how the fuck this team loses a game when this >>154881376 went 82-0nigga has 5 of the best hoopers ever and lose a game
>>154881475>no replythis is how you know I’m correct
>>154881469Why doesn't he go to wizards games
Cant get past below 15
>>154881482Bron gets special privileges for political reasons.He probably gets Planned Parenthood baby blood to keep him younger.
>>154881421>>154881503unironically because of kyriethis site has an obvious anti-recency/oldhead bias
desu
>>154881438This is Wilt Chamberlain btw. Arms were bigger than Mr Olympia's kek.
>>154881469Courtside? Lol
Getting closer
Too many centers
>>1548815145 is the minimum
>>154881594I kneel.......Udokabros......
might be the most auraful name OAT
>>154881245bandwagoner like Travis kelce and his wife and the brown mayor
>>154881421I got one of those too lol
>>154881594jeremy lin fucked me over. this was a 1 win team
>>154881604Ime don't got shit on George Karl the KKK masterleader
>online sexual harasser, locker room shooter>rapist>english>pedo>shaw's dad>>154881647>>154881696Damn, JLin and RJ probably yeah
>>154881594
>finals schedule>game 5 Saturday in okc>game 7 Friday in okcIts either knicks in 5 or thunder in 7
>MJ>Pippen>Curry>KD>less than 70KEK
>>154881594>>154881731
>>154881746>Myles TurnerBro>>154881751NICE
>>154881746MJ and Pipper could carry nevermind 2 of Golden States 4
>>154881751Can you go 0 - 82?
>>154881764I got Indiana Pacers 10s as my last pick and could only choose Centers
>>154881746Even in a simulation Curry and Jordan still can't get a decent center
>>154881797>I got Indiana Pacers 10s as my last pick and could only choose Centers>Roy Hibbert>Sabonis
Turner had better stats on this STATS game
>>154881779i got 7 - and whatever so no
Luka > MJ
So the knicks already celebrating like they won the title
Can you go 41-41?>>154881829>playing with stats on
>>154881779got 4 like three times
nevermind
>>154881884Impressive, I couldn't get past 11
Rachel Nichols FC
>>154881929Zach tapped that?
God damn it, I was sure I was gonna get 40 some>>154881914DAMN
The mother fucking New York Knicks are in the mother fucking NBA finals and you retarded freaks are posting these faggot ass fantasy squads instead of talking about this all time great team. What the fuck is wrong with you virgin morons?
World B Joker
Fun team ngl
>KAT might win a ring before Jimmy
FeelsgoodmanFat Fucks FC
>>154881964Nobody cares until they win, right now knicks are just frauds waiting to get exposed
>>154881943old man gervin STILL tappin dat How to get Larden a ring>>154882015chuck and shaq is dimes
How the hell is this team winning 18 games? lol In the G-League maybe
big D
>>154881964Theyre getting swept unless somebody gets injured
this makes me want to torrent 2k26, do a fantasy draft, play 1 game, then never play again until 2k27
SGAy and LeBum couldn't do anything? Stay thereBe my man
Does anyone else get mad when they wake up?
>>154882229Yeah especially from the smell of food being cooked
>muh positionless lebronThey really went with this meme huh
>>154882301He basically already plays the first 4 positions. Center probably not at his current age but he could when he was younger.
lelkers
Cp3 really retired ringless. Always thought hed squeeze one out. KWABOTY if the spurs win the title
>>154882497>but he could when he was younger.Bullshit, against small ball "centers" maybe
>>154882164>literal who SG>JJJ at pfyou're lucky you got 60 desu
>>154882516If Dray can play center then Lebron can
>>154879797If only the cavs would have won a game
>>154882229mostly just confused
>>154882509Not yet. The Seattle HyperSonics will be the first team to win the league in its first year.>CP3>Lu Dort>KD>Zion>Edy Tavares>+Refs
>>154882569Dray leverages his strength on defense better than Lebron. Lebron got roasted by actual Cs and even beefier 4s like Blake while Draymond holds up pretty well
Not sure how this team doesn’t win 82
>>154882699Bron wouldn't be able to statpad on O if he put physical effort into defense. Please understand.
Would you rather own the entire WMBA or the Memphis Grizzlies?
>>154882569This >>154882699Dray was an actual small ball center, Leblon was out there trying to flex his strenght without much thought getting his back blown by any real center or big 4s
>>154882501The power forwards
>>154882730WNBA. Just allow heavy drugs and troons in and you suddenly have 10 MJs to market around
>>154882757all those big men banging down low in and outside the paint
>>154882730>one profitable franchiseor>13 financial black holeshmm
>>154882767based>>154882730wnba, then I'd liquidate it and tell simps to kill themselves while the womeme start their own 3 v 3 leagues
Paige is something isnt she
>>154881964Just how fucking weak was the east that these bums got to the finals?
>>154881914For 0-82 you probably need godly shitter rng. Like the wilt chamberlain of shitters>>154882229Pistons fan?
>>154881914Dee Brown deserves more respect
>>154881968This squad should win 82, maybe David Thompson doesn’t rebound enough I can’t think of the weakness
Thought Tony Parker’s 16ppg was gonna mess it up I picked him last
>>154882730have you ever had to manage women in the workplace? it's fucking mind numbing
Las Vegas will draft Bronny, then Lebron will become a player-owner and retire there
NBA OfficialMason Plumlee’s (SAS) foul against Jared McCain (OKC) at 1:39 of the 4th quarter in Game 5 of the Western Conference Finals on 5/26/26 has been upgraded to a Flagrant 1 after league review.They sending in the G leaguers to do shit like this?fucking nasty work.
>>154882944he's gonna go back to miami with giannis through some pat reily warlock magic shit
>>154882948That’s the Spurs way, see Bruce Bowen and Robert Horry
>>154882944a brokie like LeBeta can't afford a team
>>154882948that there's a Duke man.
>>154882948BASED. If only we still had Josh Primo to harass these faggots
>>154882948>They sending in the G leaguers to do shit like this?Honest question, why isn't this a more common thing? Send a nobody bench guy to be the enforcer and hurt the other team's star player? Not trying to be edgy, just wondering why this isn't more common for teams desperate enough to win
>>154882948good, we need to bring back enforcer type players, especially against a bitch made team like ogayc
>>154883008>we need to bring back enforcer type playersyet when Hartenstein and Dort put some soft bitches in their place everyone cries and demands that it should be an ejectable foul if you breath within 1ft of another player
>>154883001league regulated them out of existence through rule changes, fines, and suspensions. Game protects lightskin cardio queens running around and so the ideal defender has to adapt to that. The few still left are all more chimp-out artists instead of goons.>Isaiah Stewart>Draymond Green>Dillon Brooks
>>154883001because it's just a game and the league doesn't want their premium merchandise getting damaged like that
It's wild to think that we're just a few weeks away from something that hasn't happened since 1973. Some anons' parents weren't even born back then.For my entire life, the Knicks have been a cursed franchise. It's going to be weird seeing them as NBA champions.
>>154883001NBA is a brotherhood and that's a fucked up thing to do to each other. And players don't want to win THAT badly that they'd risk retaliation for a 1 time gooning.
>>154883186OKC is going to humiliate them
>>154882229Like you wished you died? because i do
>>154883186I hope ogayc win
>>154883198Wishful thinking. OKC is going to be exhausted after going to six or seven with the Spurs. The Knicks are going to enter the series with over a week of rest, and if we're being honest they've been off for over a month at this point. >>154883211Same, but I don't think they will.
>>154883186OG deserves another ring
spurs need to do knicks a solid next game. If they see shit is going south and they're gonna lose, fucking knock all OKC niggas out. The fuck silvah gonna do? Bountygate on all OKC starters and bench
>>154883235The players 100% deserve to win. They have looked scary as fuck lately. It's too bad that their fans are so insufferable, and thus I'm forced to root for Shai Diddy Alexander.
the league needs more belligerent competitors like wemby and less passive aggressive sociopaths like Lebron/SGA
>>154883244>The fuck silvah gonna do?Why wouldn't Silver want to see his beloved Knicks win? He grew up a Knicks fan and they're a huge market, so them winning would be great for league revenue.
>>154883280>beloved knicksnigga don't know shit about Dolan and the league. This is all a giant setup for schadenfreude
>>154883234>The Knicks are going to enter the series with over a week of restI could be wrong but I don't think that has historically ever mattered
>>154883234Idk about that. We've seen teams with rest come into Game 1 rusty. And OKC is playing 9-deep, even with their 2nd and 3rd scoring options out. Knicks were 0-2 against them this season, and won't have homecourt advantage. It should be competitive, but I don't see how the Knicks are favored.
>>154883079because on the other end they flop like fish fresh out of waterenforcer means you give shit but you expect to get shit back in return, those pussies ARE the soft bitches
i putting up some shots at the local basketball court because it was nice weather and i was trying to do the sga "fall over whenever you shoot" trick but it's actually really hard, i found every time i tried i was so focused on making the shot that i landed on my feet before i could remember to collapse and fall over. it made me realize that it's genuinely a skill
How bad was Terry Cummings?
>>154883379It's a real skill he spent endless time practicing in and out of games. It's also a lot safer to do on the hardwood than outside on concrete.
okc fans will deadass look you in the face and pretend like everybody else can't see the blatant double standard and discrepancy between how they play on offense and defense then get upset about everybody else not liking that shit. If you're gonna be dirty then be dirty and own it like the other dirty teams in history but at least those guys had the decency or shame to not be crying fags on the other end
>>154879911in the thumbs up/thumbs down reddit era everything is the best of all time or horrific dogshit there is no in between
>brunson flops on 9% of his attempts>SGA flops on 27% of attempts >therefor Brunson is the good guyI hate this league lol
>>154883426brunson flops but I don't think you realize how severe of a difference that isthats a frequency of less than a tenth vs a frequency of more than 25%, and almost 30%meaning for every 10 shots brunson takes, he flops on less than 1, and for a 100 shots, he'll flop on only 9 of thosesgay on the other hand for every 10 shots flops almost 3 times, and for 100 thats 27 shots he hits the deck, nearly 1 in THREE of his shots will have him flopping on the ground
>>1548834261 in 10 is a huge difference from every 4th possession. Its still shit but its bigger shit
>>154883379Do you jump off of both feet or one foot? It's easier for guys who jump off of one foot to look acrobatic
Theres something overtly homosexual in the way gilgeous flops
The actual falling skill players should study is Lebron's. Almost every time he falls he manages to turn it into more of a slide like a pro skaterboarder bailing. I attribute this skill and his roids for his long career.
>>154883556He's definitely a bottom who is getting off on the physicality.
>>154883426>sga flops 3x as much as another notorious flopper
holy shit the highest I've gottenI could've had wilt AND moses but got fucked over with sikma
>>154883668This is the closest I’ve gotten
>>154883426>hitting the ground is the same as a flopretard ass faggot
>>154883419it's this way for every team, every time a narrative like this takes root. for the Spurs it was "Bowen's dirty, Manu's a flopper, Parker spends all game lying on the floor" but what do you actually expect fans of the team to say about them? Agreement? >>154883493no question it sells calls, but it's also a safety thing for defenders in their landing space. there's an article by a Pacers' reporter about how Siakam does it a lot. basically guys who draw aggressive closeouts do it out of caution. the whole fall% thing is kinda desperate really.
>>154883668>putting curry at the 1
SGA has more free throws made than field goals this postseason.
to be fair, statistically and analytically, the Cavs should be in the finals.
>>154883830based exactly the same
>>154883825why dont the opponents just stop fouling him?
>>154883887It's getting to a point where his whistle is so insane they might just stop like peak harden
>>154883887This is the real question. A ball knower can't answer this without making themselves look like a unknower.
>>154883927It’s not. Sga doesnt blow past people like wade. He doesnt overpower people like shaw or d12. Sga is always in front of his defender. You put a arm in his force field bubble and you get called for a foul.
Why does wemby want to kill him?
>>154883721Yes SGA is a retarded ass faggot
>"I just wanted to foul him. I wasn't even mad, I just had fouls to use"
Come the fuck on
>>154883966He may be gay and have painted nails but he's more confident in himself and has more money than anyone here. Inspiring
>>154883887they've made the calculated decision that it's better to risk fouling him than let him get a high% shotplus hand-checking him on drives is the only way to slow him down enough to stay in front of him, and he's very good at taking advantage of that.
>>154884019>Elton brand
>>154883668>>154883695when yall get the 60s-70s era sort by rebounds sometimes there's some mega shitter who has mass boards that u need to getalso u can reroll era/team once per run
>>154881349>>154880184Wilt Chamberlain is OPHe's carrying frauds like Westbrook and Dame-time to the chip.Wilt needs to be nerfed.
>>154884120Westbrook would dunk on Wilt 8/10 times
>>154884120u pretty much have to roll wilt or ur run's over yeah
>>154884198>we might lose a game if our center doesn't pull a hundred boards tonightgrim
I don’t care what you say this is an 82 win team
>>154884011>i wasnt even mad that we were down 16 in the 4thaight nephew
>>154884251>lebron at the 5
>>154884268That's the funniest thing about this gameyou could put lebron at the five, lolget the fuck out of herewhen did that happen>I know they always said he could do it.but I don't remember against Hbbert and dwight howard in the ECF
>>154884295Think he might have played center maybe 3 games in his entire career lol
scapeGOAT
>>154884312Craziest thing is he was putting up these numbers. In what world are these bad numbers.
Still never touched 82-0
baby are you down down down down down even if the shai is falling down
>>154884427good one
>>154884427This guy looked gay and fruity as hell before joining OKC now he looks like a chad
>>154884295the lebum fangay who runs bbref made a fairy tale season where he played centeryawnpiss could probably also have a fake center season which would put him at all 5 positions, but that won't happen
>>154884384You need Wilt or Nate Thurmond at center to win
>>154884251>bron at centerThe other teams are going to average 30 ORBs
Nick Kerr hereYou can just call me NickA
I don’t go nowhere without my pistol pistol
>>154884535This team would shit on that but got 67
Zaza SGAZaza McCainZaza DortZaza CarusoZaza Chet
>>154884607kek
>>154884607based
>>154884592I’m not so sure, you have prime James Harden who almost beat Curry-KD’s super team but not only that Wilt averaging 40ppg 20rpg and Bob McAdoo averaging 15rpg as lob threats towering over Zion and bodying up Jokic worse than Rudy did this post season
>>154884774first black president tbqh
this game's a gem just for discovering old nba player names
>>154884607thanks
>>154884774>take 14
If you're going to get fouled regardless of play, why not make it a hard foul? Make them actually hurt. Though I guess there are gentleman rules to not actively hurt other guys, so I wonder how much the Spurs actually get mad about this when they're going to make their millions regardless.
Its crazy the Nuggets had one of the best 3 point shooters in the league and could use him to his full extent because Jokic and Murray dont have the gravity to command a double. MPJ would've been averaging 20+ PPG on OKC if he was taking McCain or trash Joe's shots.
>>154879732Where is traoregod?
>>154885265>gravityis this a stat slider you can adjust in "create a player"?
New blunder logo just dropped
I'm about to send Silver an email with a suggestion. If you see any changes in the NBA season next year: It was me.
how dare they
>>154885868Based Ernie, he knows what a true MVP looks like.
>>154885868Maria, my Kween, knows hoops
>>154880114idiots like >>154880172 had no problem with Bam breaking a record with 29 free throws, theres no arguing with them just feed them crayons
>>154885868He only played 64 games. He missed almost a quarter of the season and people think that he should get an end of season award?
>>154880114>who the fuck wants to watch a 30 pt performance where 15 points came from free throws?The NBA should replace most fouls that result in freethrows with powerplays (5v4)
>>154885948>t. canadian, shai fc
>>154885957isn't there a 65 game cutoff rule to be eligible for an MVP/All-NBA award?
>>154885968
>>154885998> all this and Lukek STILL doesn't have an MVPKekaroo
>>154885998They did this so they could snub brown from first team
>>154885998So they're both too brittle for the regular season and needed exemptions to qualify for year end awards and bonuses? LOL. Luka didn't even play in the playoffs which means that he was playing injured in order to keep it close enough to 65 games that the league might have looked the other way.
Shareef was our MVP
>>154886104these are regular season awards, sir shai fc, playoff games are not considered in consideration of these awards
>>154886117D Will carrying these bums
>C>PF>SF>PG>SGI know nothing about what these positions even mean
>>154886128>elbow in throat>not foul>falls down>foul
>>154886119Even still, what exactly is your complaint? The Lakers were the 4th seed in the West and Luka needed an exemption to qualify. Jokic, Wemby, SGA and Brown had better seasons by comparison
>>154886190>brownthat meme blew up real fast
>>154886139C - Central, it's the guy who is usually closer to the center of the court, usually with the ball, he is the one who makes plays PF - Poor Finisher, the guy who can't shoot well and is mostly there for passing, like Draymond GreenSF - Smart Finisher, this is the opposite of the PF, think of KyriePG - Power Guard, those short chunky guys who do the dirty work like Derrick White and Jrue HolidaySG - Shai Gilgeous, it's a foul hunter or the referees' favorite player
>>154886221Actually it's SG Super Gay.Oh, right, same thing.
>>154886235That's not a position, that's a role, it's given to the player who is the zestiest on the team, and they usually have "Gay" on the shirt instead of their name there
>>154885998>>154885868Luka is the MVP theres no counter argument he carried an absolute shitter team with 2 wasted roster spots to the playoffs
>>154886128>defender puts both hands on the player with the ball, twicethat's a foul.
Who is the greatest Plug&Play player of all time?For me, it's Kawhi, cause KD requires the ball more and Kawhi is more active on defense. If you take 2017 Warriors and replace KD with Kawhi, they would've gone 82-0.
LOOOOOOOOOL>Underdog Sports received a cease and desist letter regarding a promotion that makes fun of Shai Gilgeous-Alexander’s efforts to draw fouls, per @TheAthletic>“In a letter dated May 22, 2026 obtained by The Athletic, Eric Fishman of law firm ArentFox Schiff LLP, representing Gilgeous-Alexander, asked Underdog to: “permanently cease and desist from any and all use of Mr. Gilgeous-Alexander’s NIL in any and all media, including but not limited to your website (including the Unethical Hoops Website), apps, social media accounts, digital marketing and advertisements, promotional emails, push notifications, affiliate or influencer placements, and any physical goods including but not limited to the board game advertised on the Unethical Hoops Website.”
>>154886443Motherfucker flopping out of court too
>>154886443KWAB
>>154886443Or what ?
>>154885937>Bam breaking a record with 29 free throwsHe didn't break any record. Passing Kobe for 2nd most points scored in a game is not a record.
>>154886190JokGOD has Jamal CurryWemby has Catle Fox ChampennyBrown has White VuciGODFTA has the whistle and (according to OKC stans) the most stacked roster bench in historyLuGOD had what exactly? a washed LeDiddy who disappeared for 2 weeks in January to get back on the PED cycle and his bitch ass g-leagurer son LUGOD = MVP
yall mvp suing niggas over flopping
>>154886443So what makes this sueable and not any other shit social media things do?
>>154886153Why do people believe this shit
>>154886442Probably Tim Duncan
Gilgeous-alexander lol isnt a hyphenated name what single mothers do
>>154886517its the 'modern era' record Wilt's league was 10 teams playing in church shoes
>>154886443>your feefees get hurt so you go straight to lawsuitsOVO nigga indeed
>>154885089>zoomer retard never heard of fat lever
>>154886443This is worse than anything the LeKlutch Media Mafia ever did.Holy MVP
>>154886686>worse than anything the LeKlutch Media Mafia ever didI wouldn't say it's worse than obviously threatening Jeff Teague.
NBA Eras>1. Pre-Merger NBA/ABA 1946-1976>2. Murderball 1976-89>3. Illegal Defense 1989-01>4. Zone Defense 2001-14>5. Three Point Revolution 2014-19>6. Pace and Space 2019~Thoughts?I'm guessing you could split Pre-Merger into Pre-Wilt and Post-Wilt, but it's such an awkward time I think it makes sense to keep it as one. I guess 5 and 6 could be one too, Idk
>>154886705bullets cause less damage than lawsuits
>>154886443>sports prediction market>AI slopthere's having a guy's dick in your mouth and then there's whatever the hell this is>>154886686you dont remember when Bron did the same thing for the pregnancy edits?
>>154886712What about the bussy era?
>>154886721>What about the bussy era?The next one, after every NBA player becomes zesty inspired by this OKC dynasty and Shai
>>154886717Ja Morant would say to that that it's free to see how hollows feel.
>>154886443I'm starting to believe that fans of his are just liking him ironically or out of spiteThere's literally no way anyone can genuinely like this dude
>>154886443Based.Fuck betting companies and grifters.
>The officiating is incredibleyou heard it first from the horse's mouth
There is no greater team possible to be created
Is the Shai hate over the top or is it deserved?
>>154886862Shai isn't hated enough actually
>>154886862how can i hatewatch okc when they win
>>154886443jesus fucking christ this nigga is such a BITCHlike seriously this has to be the worst face of the league in any sport, not even mahomes was this much of a pussy
>>154886844My unbeatable starting 5 is:PG - John StocktonSG - Michael JordanSF - Larry BirdPF - Dennis RodmanC - David Robinson
>>154886712the 3pt revolution is the meme - chuck / gentlemans agreement era we are currently in the prop-bet era
>>154886740True. Ja Morant don't give a fuck about lawsuitsHe beat a minor and got away with it because his credible witnesses were his sports agent and a house full of people he feeds.The minor didn't have any witnesses. >A judge has dismissed a lawsuit filed by a teenager who accused two-time All-Star Ja Morant of punching him>saying in her ruling that Morant acted in self-defense >Holloway was 17 and in high school >Morant punched Holloway once in the face. >Holloway then sued Morant, alleging the star player had assaulted him.>Morant testified... he was worried about getting hurt after the teen hit him in the face with the ball>former NBA player Mike Miller, who was at the house when the fight occurred>Miller testified that Holloway hitting Morant "in the face with a basketball 'kind of started everything,'
>>154886128Send Olynyk next
>>154886892Mine is pretty similar to yours but I got KobeJordanPippenMoses Malone Hakeem Olajuwon
>>154886128That's just good offenseThe plumbers of the 80s could never
>>154886190>Brown had better seasons by comparisonLuka scored like 300 more total points than Brown despite playing 7 fewer games.
oh my god be so fucking for real right nowliterally what team is going to snatch a single win from these guys come on
>>154886781the fact that reddit hates him (the sort of people who oursource their opinions in exchange for the false comfort of consensus) is enough for me to hope he continues to make those sorts of people upset. but I already liked him before last year's playoffs, when the hate-bandwagon really started. he reminds me of Kobe, except he passes more and dunks less.>>154886862it's just kind of hollow because so much of it is blatant box score watching and the narratives feel astroturfed to hell, like when analytics/sports betting accounts shilled the FALL% meme. it's less that haters are over the top and more that Shai is so inoffensive a character that it all just kinda slides off of him and feels forced.it'd be worse if the best player on the best team got 0 hate tho, because that would be boring.
>>154886938Ja is so based
Replace Kobe with Wade and add in KD and Harden and Hayes and it's still not going 82-0
>>154887081>it's just kind of hollowAgree to an extent. It's easy to jump on the hatetrain for clicks rn, and all of the gambling sites are pushing it. But SGA does fall over all the time. To his credit he doesn't hang around bitching at the refs like some floppers, but dude is a superstar MVP. He should play through contact because he good enough to not need the free throw baiting.
>>154887081>I like him because people I hate don't like himThanks for proving my point
>>154887081>so much of it is blatant box score watchingcope. we all see that shit and talk about it in the game threads.
For me, it's the King of Sacramento: Michael Jackson.
Tomorrow Spurs get packed up at home
>>154887081you know I heard reddit also hates eating rat poison and drinking drain cleaner, you should do both just to spite them anon
>>154886443Good. Fuck gambling companies
>>154887081sp isnt some contrarian board that exists to counter reddit im not your fucking jam boy FTA is a sissy and his stans are sissies who paint their fingernails
>>154887222SGA has zero right to complain about gambling companies while working for one.
Wemby ain't get suspended, ain't get fined. What's to stop him from just elbowing SGA in the face?
>>154887278Ones an accident, two's a suspension
>>154887278you get 1 of the goons to do that then the team pays the fine or Wembitch would be retaliated on
>>154887149>I liked him before the people I don't like didn't like himAmeribro...your reading comprehension?>>154887136Fair enough. I haven't trained myself to be bothered by it. It would probably bother me more if he were doing it against my team. But my team didn't make the playoffs this year. >>154887171>>154887197>>154887238Ok, fine. Then I like SGA because /sp/ doesn't. You're welcome.
Mfw it's a OKC-NYC finals
>>154887359He's just not fun to watch. He's like a more efficient Harden, and those rockets teams were not pleasant to view
>>154886938if you hit me in the face with the ball, i'm punching you in the face. every time.
>>154887359take your contrarian ass back to bluesky weirdo
>>154887194prolly
>>154887194If wemby pulls up from 3 more than twice then yes they're getting packed up by 30
Shai will soon be calling the Wembaryanma his massa
How will Wemby react to getting eliminated from the playoffs?
>>154887359Wait, so your team isn't even OKC yet you still like SGA? Holy cuckirino.
>>154887495we'll be retiring crying embiid and using wemby's
McCain winning a ring months after getting traded from the sixers is gonna be so funny
>>154887395Hmm. Yeah not gonna defend Harden. Though you can't deny he changed the modern game. Maybe not for the better. I wonder how Shai will rub off on the sport when all's said and done. >>154887412Hey, don't be that way. It's all just non-game day banter. At least peeps aren't bored.>>154887538I think modern sports is like that more and more, where people are fans of players more than teams. How many Lamelo Ball fans do you think really care about the Hornets?
i hear alot of ppl saying the knicks will win because of the jew power influence in nyc. they couldn't be more wrong. the jews been tryinb to get Dolan out of msg for 30 years they want that real estate. so if they win then a deal was cut and you'll hear about msg moving shortly after. drumpf just authorized billions to refurbish moynahan post office were they again asked Dolan to move. they could use imminent domain law to get him out. but the lawsuits will tie things up for years.
>>154887679Its President trumps hometown and they haven't won a championship since 73. The jew is strong with the Knicks
>>154887745nope Trump been a Floridian for 30 years he hates ny they took the ice rink from him remember
>>154887771Hes in Florida due to tax laws and his jew son in law owns 666 NY Ave lmao hes going to the games
If Trump shows up they're not going to announce it in the arena, his ass will get booed to hell.
Back to basketball
>US has the troops in place to attack Cuba - PoliticoHe's really gonna do it during the finals isn't he
Harden singlehandedly beating the Death Lineup Warriors >>>>>> SGA flopping vs abuncha rooksif OKC wins, the bad guys win, sorry Carushow
>>154882826You probably need five guys with cardio lines but only 2020s teams have any so it would involve hours of grinding rolls
>>154888043Won’t stand for any Bimbo Coles slander
>>154887876American sports fans are overwhelmingly right. But libtards love to project this alternate reality where they're the good guys and Lord Voldemort is booed out in shame. It's quite funny, but it's also kinda sad, you know?
The 82-0 should be a versus game.Same game with the same draft.Just you match your team against another guy's team
>>154887957Nothing ever happens
>>154888137I was at the US Open and they didn't show Trump on the screen. They showed Steph though. It was mostly foreigners there. A lot of eurofags etc seething about Trump. You could directly see him from anywhere in the venue
>>154888137Chuds can't afford finals tickets. MSG is going to be full of transplant libtards.
>>154888137>muh libtards in current yeardon't you have a wall to make out with donald
>>154888024you talking about this game?https://youtu.be/rj4EfuPxmVc
>>154883966He's not afraid to shoot in front of him and that bruises his ego. Also got bitched hard
>>154888205I thought McCain was like 6'7", 6'6". He's 6'2"
>>154888205nigga got dat gay strenth
>>154888043Who the fuck is Michael Foster Jr
Why don't yung niggas have auraful names like World B. Free anymore?
>>154887825and? the Saudi's own more nyc real estate than the Trump family does that make them new yorkers dumbass? Trump is going cause he's friends with Dolan he wouldn't go if it were the nets ..... unless Netanyahoo told him to
Ha Ha Clinton Dix
>>1548882186ft2 gay filipino raped the 7ft6 french basketball prodigy. Filipinos are truly the strongest
>>154888300Clarkson's with the Knicks now? Does he even play
>>154888306yeah, he's a hustle guy they sort into the rotation because Brown isn't a retard like Thibs
>>154884027Unironically this. I'm going to try and be more like him. I also admire that once game starts ot's go ttime, he goes hard and puts all that 'pretty' shit away.
>>154888300this is a stupid 'stat' half the players that have gone to the finals don't know who their father is to begin with
>>154888326thibs got scapegoated cause Bumson wanted his bot buddy in the lineup instead of Robinson Thibs will be vindicated
>>154888368well considering it seems to working better instead of playing your starters 40+ minutes a game I'd say he probably won't be vindicated
>>154888368Mike Brown ended Thibs' career
lmfao all the shai dickriders trying to use "so you're defending a gambling company?" when all them niggas gamble already lmao soft ass nigga
>>154888405and the NBA is the biggest gambling company of all making it even funnier
>>154888402no HaliGOD did to suggest otherwise is a sign of a non-ball knower
>>154888405>when all them niggas gamble already lmao soft ass niggasays who?
>>154888426> haliburger buckbroken by the blunder, lost their pick and traded for Zubitch. He's getting gaped round 1 by the Hornets or Heat.
>>154888273> World B. Free (born Lloyd Bernard Free; December 9, 1953)Niggas be fake demons
>>154888273Yeah, guys used to have real cool namesZoomers have names like "Gradey Dick."
>>154888447Hali owns the knicks
>>154888447>the heat i doubt they get Bam 20+ free throws a game and even if they did that wouldn't be 'getting gaped'
>>154888446it's me. i'm all them niggas. >>154888421the NBA secretly being behind all the Shai slander to psyop people into being invested in a small market team they would otherwise just not watch wouldn't surprise me
The 1st round had some banger series but this playoffs has been largely disappointing besides those.
thinking about what to have for spurs okc eats tomorrow
>>154888500fat snoy
>>154888500tortas
>>154888402Thibs will have his choice of Orlando or Chicago this summer
>>154888519>chicagothe vax has erased everyone's memory
Time for my standard San Antonio dinner
>>154888519So Paolo and Franz gonna die out like Rose
>>154888519He can't return to ChicagoHe still has a warrant out for murdering a man's knees.
the 82-0 game is impossible to win if you dont get wilt chamberlain. if someone can actually do 82-0 without getting him, that will be the most impressive thing.
>>154888534>>154888545I guarantee you Reinsdorf will beg for him to come back after this most recent embarrassing episode with Billy Donovan. Reinsdorf had senile Tony La Russa come out of like a decade of retirement to manage the White Sox.
>>154888537Lubriderm is no good for goonin
>>154888546some guys have already done it, you just need a center who has at least 25 and 11
>>154888541Paolo going to the lakers so LeDiddy can orchestrate a sign and trade
HOLY SHIT I GOT JORDAN AND PIPPEN WITH JOKICstill only went 73-9
>>154888500How did you get burgerking?
Finally got it!
>>154888554lol however the league going to force Chicago to hire a minority
>>154888577of course, jokic would give up 120 points every game
>>154888546You might be right. Stat padders get you more wins
almost june and niggas still seething about jokic
If the Knicks win, does Donte also get a ring?
I finally got it and no wilt needed
>>154888669Oscar probably fills the same role, you just need high PRA
Now this team is based
>FIRST TEAM• Shai Gilgeous-Alexander, Oklahoma City Thunder• Nikola Jokić, Denver Nuggets• Victor Wembanyama, San Antonio Spurs• Luka Dončić, Los Angeles Lakers• Cade Cunningham, Detroit PistonsYour all nba team is two centers, and three point guards. 2026 nba everybody
>>154888537that's not what we eat
How is this team not 82-0?
>>154888745KD was talkin shit on his burner and killed the lockeroom
>>154888745low assists prolly
is the one leg sleeve the meta?
>>154888736muh positionless basketball
>>154888577Scottie was the winner, ditch Jordiddy and you are going 74-8
>>154888773yeah, it's like AI with the one shooting sleave massive avra. bear is childish and two leggings is gay. >>154888736>>154888776There are only 3 position in the NBA, big guy, wing and point guard. And wings are the least relevant. This is the final form of the curry era spacing.
>>154888787guys dont do 4 years in college anymore so they become too stupid to run plays. Anything besides "stand in the corner nigga" breaks the mind of 80% of modern nba players
>>154888787the curry spacing only works cause draymond green is the greatest defender of all time
>>154888736so the first team just reproduced the top 5 in MVP voting. is there a situation where a positionless ballot doesn't lead to this outcome?
Knicks in 5
>>154888763How is this machine determining you will go 82-0? What metrics is it using?
>>154888736First Team zero defense>inb4 muh wemby
>>154888817I thought cade and Shai were two way players?And nobody on this team is smaller than 6'6.
>Knicks haven't beat the Thunder since 2022Maybe things will be different with Jdub and Ajay out
>>154888827shai is not that good. his team carries the defensive load and makes him look good. cade is ok but he's slow.
>>154888817the game is, has always been, and will always be about a bucket
>>154888827i think it was game 1, end of regulation or first ot, maybe 3.7 seconds left, spurs ball, and sga got benched in favor of defense. sga is not a 2 way player.
>>154888845Shai doesnt have to be good he just needs to hit 16 free throws a night
>>154888859nugshits had the best offense this season and got btfo by a hospital wolves without 3 of their best players in the first round
>>154888878that "best" offense stopped getting buckets
>>154888888so they lost not cause the other team got buckets, but cause the other team had defense?
>>154888878Nuggets were also down two starters btw
>>154888891they lost because the other team got more buckets while they didn't get buckets
>>154888888wasted digits
i hope the spurs don't fall into the trap of "we'll get em next year." anything can happen, and many times you don't make it back.
>>154888878TRVKE
Stephen A Smith that stupid cunt has no business saying that Brunson is better than Ewing or Melo or Frazier when 2 years ago he cussed him out when the Knicks signed him. Fuck outta here
Wemby initiates order 66 and the league doesnt care
If spo actually got fired at lebrons request they would have threepeated and possibly fivepeated. Sorry but it’s true
>>154888815it adds up the points rebounds and assists then if u have a big number then u won
>>154888888greetings from /cric/ and /lgbt/ konichiwa
>>154888950
>>154886442A Kevin Garnett who learned to shoot 3s instead of long 2s
>>154886442unironically klay thompson
>>154888888Why
>niggas responding to 4 hour old posts/nba/ is so over
>>154886442Draymond green or jason kidd
What do you think is the average american man's (between 18-50 years old) free throw accuracy?
>>154888986Bitch I can respond to whoever I want to respond to
>>154886443So when you tell the truth you get a cease and desist letter from the Canadian now? What the hell is he a male manipulator? I'm sorry Shai I was not familiar with your game
>>154888992based on watching a ton of timeout footage, about 12%
>>154888894No they weren't
>>15488899235%
>>154888952lebum was leaving after that literally free spurs finals win no matter what he knew their window was slammed shut
>>154888901they got more buckets because the team had zero defense
>>154889003Too high
New>>154889011>>154889011>>154889011>>154889011
oh hell naw
