Canes vs Habs Edition TONIGHT: >CAR (3) VS MTL (0) - 2nd Period Last time >>154873940
First for Ron MacLean.
>>154886187>>154886187 >>154886187>>154886187>>154886187>>
I guess this is the thread
MY WHALERS!
EAT THEEEEEEEE BUTTTT!
Habs bros how you feeling?
CANIACS RISE UP
appreciate OC I choose this one
Habs are shit
Is Canada now a soccer nation?
>>154886232I didn't make it but I wanted to show appreciation
>jackieMore like Jack>MSL: I like our legs right nowJen
>>154886240Cricket and street shitting is their new national pass time
mtl giving Jackie some attitude. What a fucking faggot. coach better than you FAGGOT!
Who do the Habs suck so much?
okay it's safe to say the habs are done. who wins between the good guy knights and gay retarded hill billy relocanes?
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154886240We still have Gold in Curling.
stop making fun of celebriniI mean it
>>154886232check this OC out
>>154886240No they are a lacrosse nation
>>154886222
>chews gum>looks up at the scoreboard>gives blank stare
My favorite finnish player is seth jarvis
>>154886262nice!
>>154886258*
>>154886261Celebrini is dumb lol
>>154886262why are his legs broken
>>154886262beautiful :)
embarrassing that TBL let msl get a cup.
my habs are so bad :((((
>>154886276paralax
>>154886280its art you neanderthal
It's so fucking over bros.
>>154886276>cheating, and getting blatantly caught, is considered a "win" in canadakek
Canada is a Pesopaulo Nation
That should be embellishment holy shit
I can't believe the habs fluked their way to the eastern conference finals
>dysgenic bugpostingI’m out
montreal chimping out>>154886120its rigged to be this way
huddle huddle boil and bubble
this whole new meta of refs "huddling up and calling a 5 minute major IN ORDER to be able to review the play" needs to be fixed. if the refs don't call the penalty in real time, there is no penalty. this is soft faggotry that we don't need in our game.
>>154886294North Korea needs to take over the South.
>>154886300its also a win in vegas
>>154886296I’m sorry Art’s legs are broken, and we don’t sign our posts here.
>>154886306
>>154886305Tranpa is geriatric and the Dabres are a meme team
they dont review every event on the ice. i dont see why they are allowed to review this arbitrarily for high stick and then its not high stick and still call a penalty. its fucking dumb.
So if you just fall over and lay there you get a free power play? Nice sport lmao
>>154886294at least you still have your bug women
>>154886300Are the 2015 Patriots, 2017/2018 Astros, or the 2011 Bruins not considered winners despite blatantly cheating?
Thankfully Cucknadia will never win again.
>>154886315>yeah, butkwab
Should we pull the plug on the Canadian hockey experiment?
>>154886317that doesn't work here
>>154886321I wanted to believe in the dabres
>>154886334Yes. This is disgusting.
Just start falling over for free power plays
>>154886327you are so right
why don't the habs try to shoot the puck on the goal?
>>154886329None of them cheated. They just bent the rules a bit. That faggot literally touched something you're not allowed to touch. Not kiss my ass and fuck off. This is my last reply to you.
gary securing the win.
just let the refs review for high sticking if they want to, don't have them go through this major benalty business
5 ON 3>5 ON 35 ON 3>5 ON 35 ON 3>5 ON 35 ON 3>5 ON 35 ON 3>5 ON 3
hasbs chimping out
>Habs gooning
bro's is danault stupid?
>>154886334They need one more team, that will do it. But who do we sacrifice?
>>154886343go back to ruining /mu/
maybe quit crosschecking in the face you retarded frogs??
Montreal is so assblasted
Hasbs are having a meltie
Flyers were better than the habs
>hasb chimpout
total habs death
Jen habs jen
suspend him gary
>chews gum>shakes head
cucknadiens just gooning it up nowjajajajjajajajajajajaja 19993333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
>>154886330Kind of like the mild. Except they never won lol
>Habs self-destructingLmao
good play daugnault. really smart.
FIVE ON THREELMAO>>154886339It was some bad ruck, coach got 2 year deal so I think they are heading in the right direction.
guys i thought Canadians we're supposed to be good at hockey?
This game sucks. I'm going to go watch Deli Boys on CBC Gem
Will we ever see bussi in playoffs?
damn wish i bet harder on the habs not scoring
lol
>>154886382this was deboonked
>*bangs on glass*OOOOOOOOOOOHHH
>>154886382why would you think that?surely you have eyes?
USA USA USA
How are the Canes elite at even strength and the PK but actual ass with the man advantage?
Has there been, or will there be potential, for any players or coaches to not shake a certain player or coaches hand after a series this season? Those are always fun.
kinda sucks that the Canes couldn't keep their unbeaten run only to go 4-1 anyways
FUCKING SHOOT THE PUCK RANDY
>>154886378I never doubted that they suck
>>154886343they are so creepy looking. you yellow fever incels are creepy
>>154886382these are candiens. not canadians. 2 different things you fat hamburger.
>overpass on a 5 on 3
>>154886387>Deli Boysjews or poos?
canes should pull the goalie to make it 6 on 3
>5 on 3>not a single shotwow
>5 on 3>pass>pass>pass>pass>pass
Its over
Now that's what I call a TSN Turning Point.
randy games are always the most boring
the canes should just play game 5 without a goalie and 6 skaters its not like the habs are going to get a shot on goal anyway
>>154886392Not even my rat could save them
damn we suck but that was some nice penalty killing.
>>154886240No
>>154886419>>154886422just wasting time. Not like the habbie babbies will get enough SOGs to win this game kek.
Nothing like butthurt frogs and boomers seething about an all-sunbelt SCF. Ya just love to see it.
>>154886434jen
>>154886404too stagnant they just sit in shells and don't cycle and aren't willing to risk pick control
How the fuck does Carolina expect to beat Vegas when they cant even take a shot on a 5 on 3 PP for a minute and half?
>>154886422Every time they had a pass to an open shot they passed it on the wrong side of the player, killing the movement. Happened at least 3 times
>PP ends>start shooting againJej
there is no way this SHIT pp is beating carter hart
>>154886438Can someone explain why we're better on the PK than on 5v5? What kind of black magic fuckery is this
>>154886445You aren't Florida, champ
I think lane hutson might kill himself after this series is over
next but is a big but
Canada is bad at hockey
>>154886465the 3rd and 4th liners frustrated watching the pp
>>154886466me at work
I will never buy your advertised product. If your commercial irritates me, it goes on my “Do Not Buy” blacklist.
>>154886464>>154886450it'll need to be tape to tape against the one who rapes
knights/canes viewership will SHATTER the records
>>154886468You’re not, canes were just shit on the PP
what are the odds that vegas sweeps the canes?
new OC just dropped.
>that one habs fan with american flag who cries refs every time habs take a penalty >post history has him playing dumb in the habs-sabres series and acting like he isvnew to the sport and puzzled about how buffalo were massively favoured by the refsI've seen many homers but this dude takes the cake about being delusional
>>154886466
the torts board grind is going to absolutely KWAB the soft randys
>>154886491I'd be surprised if we get another sweep
They chimping out
fans losing their minds when the habs actually get multiple shots is the funniest shit
14 shots :') they did it
How many Nhl team have espionage divisions?
Holy early whistle
>freddie Andersen outplaying DobešI thought Dobeš was good?
they're brawling? over a game like this?
>start losing, see the light at the end of the tunnel>start gooning it upkek
>>154886515capitals obviously, james dolan spies on fans although i don't think he really cares about hockey or knows who is on the rangers
>>154886521why?
>>154886491the randys could out luck puck you. feels like a possibility desu
>>154886493>saved
>I can't see it because I'm a lazy skater so you can't play :)
>>154886513kek
>>154886527they goonin'
Eddie is such a bad commentator, fucking greasy mutt
>>154886525About the only thing the Habs can do at this point.
>can't even score on a 5 on 3LMAO, Vegas finna win it all.
what's with all these baby tier penalties
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>154886476I look like this and say this
Blessed reffies putting the Frogs out of their misery.
insane call
My Reffies :)
Did they cheer gary sucks?
>>154886533/hoc/ habs fans told me so, repeatedly
>>154886542not watching that feed but he hates the canes idk why he's allowed to do their games
This is actually sketchy refereeing t. Neutral
At least we can bury the accusation of habs having the refs on our side now.
oh it's Chris Rooney
>>154886559WE RUN THIS LEAGUE
>>154886493That's not new at all
>this playoff game in particular Fuck Sake, Gary, do something, damnit >EMPLOY THE MAGNETRONS
Goober ass pp team
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTT
>>154886579what a fag
>>154886579>bangs on glass
>>154886430Trust the plan.
The Rake isn't here. But it's in the mail.
>>154886579get em!
>>154886588YEAH, FUCK THAT REF
Gavin McKenna getting interviewed during the Memorial Cup intermission on TSN!
This is some awful officiating, they’ve killed this game
TELEVISION DREAMS OF TOMORROW
>>154886531I meant spy on other teams. I imagine it is present in some cities.
>>154886579Would you be able to ignore him, /hoc/?
>>154886568>>154886350>>154886342>claims to be neutral as a habs fan to force a false narrative
>>154886598em will accuse you of rape...
so it really was just rust...
>>154886595Friday is going to be a big day
>shut out through 2 periods and picking fightsWas this part of their plan?
so staal hits hutson after the whistle but that's a roughing on anderson got it
>>154886615There’s the gentleman{s,sweep, then there’s the troll sweep
>>154886617Don't underestimate Gary's script
>>154886602That’s a pretty cool hockey moment. Gavin McKenna is one of those players who already gets treated like a future NHL superstar whenever a camera finds him.At the 2025 Memorial Cup, he came in carrying a ton of hype after a remarkable season with the Medicine Hat Tigers, including a WHL championship and that massive point streak that stretched across the regular season and playoffs. He was widely viewed as the premier prospect of his age group and a future No. 1 NHL draft candidate.TSN clearly knows what they have with him. Putting McKenna in an intermission interview is almost a glimpse into hockey's future—he's the kind of player broadcasters want viewers to get familiar with before he becomes a household NHL name.What stood out to you? His answers, confidence level, or just the fact that a 17-year-old already looks completely comfortable handling national TV interviews? He's always struck me as unusually poised for someone carrying that much attention.
>>154886608didn't the braves get busted for hacking into another team's scouting data
>>154886617They're a big team.
>>154886615Rod gave Marty the gentleman's sweep.
>>154886626What is the difference?t. casual
>>154886626What do we call the Vegas sweep?
>>154886611I would just text the arena's guest relations number and get him kicked out.
>5 on 3>just passingI’m starting to think these games are rigged for betting money
>>154886615A consequence of having 10 days off
Come on habbers, you know you got this far only because Gary wanted canadian viewership. Otherwise Buffalo would have sent you home a lot earlier
jordan 'wayne gretzky' martinook hasn't even been unleashed yet
>>154886619Anderson came in 60 seconds after the whistle while not involved in the scrum and punches a player being held by a ref in the head. Habs are bad, are thugs, and their fans are retards
>>154886653Look I get that was a shameful day to be a Finn but settle down son
>>154886608lmao the team Canada soccer ball team used drones to spy on other teams
>>154886602It's a very awkward interview. Does he have a problem making eye contact?>problems making eye contact with Ladies =\
>>154886637I don't know anything about that.
>>154886653at least buffalo would have been fun
Anyone here have a helix mattress? this game sucks so good time to ask
>>154886646Troll sweep is letting them win the first game then sweeping, giving them hope then crushing it brutally
>>154886187OH SHIT my shop made the OP.Go Habbits. I still have hope.
>>154886661>goes for /int/ postingSorry bud, you know it's true
>>154886671>Troll sweepIt already has a name, faggot. Like you do. Faggot.
Where is the hot MILF?
>>154886619>Skating around punching every randy player in the head like 45 seconds after the scrum is whistled>this shouldn't be a penaltyyou are very smart
>>154886671Dangerously based.
>>154886669I had fun watching Vegas win. I’m having fun watching Habs ge embarrassed
>>154886669for who?
>>154886682next to me (in bed)
sportsnet crying about penalties when randy isn't even attempting to score on them
>>154886694just ron really
>>154886664They spied on saint kitts and nevis, a national team that is probably one fat black british policeman in the lower leagues and 10 island fishermen
bring back gorilla stance
>>154886680oh look another finn that is getting uppity after he stopped cheering for a team once they started losing. good one dylan.
>>154886688Their fans
just took out the trash gonna take a 15 minute break until i continue cleaning
>>154886691nice
>>154886702they must have watched the game where App St upset Michigan in NCAAF and got nervous.
>>154886707You know I'm right, that's why you reacted like an angry toddler
>>154886680Let's not be like this Pekka, I can hide in a sea of awful leafposts, unfortunately you cannot. And I remember your huffing and puffing lmao
>>154886640isn't hutson like 5'7"? he'd get injured in game 1 with the knights
>>154886661Fug :DDD
>>154886729How tall is stankoven?
/hoc/ loves finns <3
YUPNOPEYUPNOPEYEP
>>154886738Tall as Private Cowboy.
>>154886738not very
>>154886738>>154886738
pisani scored for everett... hope our oilers draft him
>>154886650Of course, also a very safe way to run time off the clock.
>>154886727I dont care about any of the leastern teams, I just implied it's extremely delusional to complain about refs when the biggest reason the habs are this far is because Gary wants canadian viewership. I look forward to reading the classic>lmao have fun with finals no one will watch
how tall is gary?
>>154886742see>>154886757
>>154886777with or without the blocks in his shoes?
>>154886678Thanks for making it :) /hoc/ needs more OC
>>154886742So true
>>154886776based finnbro dropping TRVKEs
>>154886777
So the Canes were just severely hung over on game 1 right?
>>154886786Those are magnets
>>154886776_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
the habs SUCK
>>154886792just like me
>>154886777>Gary Bettman is 5'7>Lane Hutson is 5'9It's almost like watching a less muscled Gary out there
>>154886776see >>154886661
>>154886804you're roughly my height
>>154886727>I can hide in a sea of awful leafposts
>>154886742
Buffalo would have beat Randy
>>154886788Relatable.
>>154886827>>154886804
i think this has potential if updated for gary
>>154886777Some sources list 5 foot 9.
>>154886827what creatine does to a mf
>Short people got>no body>Short people got>no body>Short people got>no body to LOVE!!!
what time did samir give up the ghost this afternoon? i reckon he'll be here soon for another night of schizophrenia
This game fuckin ows
>>154886793defense just decided to be pants on head retarded for 1 period
>>154886833buffalo has no goalie...
Habs had the most 3rd period comeback wins all season. Let's see if they can do it one more time.
>>154886833At least they would have put up a fight
>>154886858>regular season 6-5 babbieskek
>>154886860a nice cock and balls
>>154886860Looks like a giant cock
>>154886860well thats just a cock and balls
>at least th-ACK!
19 MINUTES TO GO
>>154886860
habs really need to score in the 3rd
What a quiet barn, I hope the tickets weren't expensive
Dobshit
>>154886886it was a home game for the habs........
>>154886893Absolutely grim...
18 MINUTES TO GO
the ducks fans at the honda pond were louder than these montreal fans
/cric/ bros how good is Canada
>>154886893Why are you lying? I've been told the Bell Centre is the loudest barn in the league
>>154886910It's really not
Hey, is this the last game? No. Even if they go down, they can rally to a Game 7!
>>154886869thanks. everyone in the locker room is impressed
>>154886908superpower by 2030
>>154886908This good?
>>154886886Over/under for bowl emptying is 7 minutes remaining. Which do you take
>>154886860Looks like a cock and someone's riding it like a cowboy!
>>154886910the place is a library. I could study for the CFA there
what exactly does slafkovsky do?
I walked into a Tim Horton’s in Vancouver. I asked for a CUSTARD donut. They looked at me like I was from planet MARS.Well then, I shat my trousers and walked out
i want overtime
>>154886886there have been 4 games so far in the conference finals where the home team was completely blown out. gary really likes punishing the home crowds.
>>154886925SAAAAARRR please do the needful and SCAAAAARRRR
>>154886940he slavs the kovsky
>>154886942should have gone to dunks instead
>>154886942In Canada we call donuts "Tim Bits".
Haha>1993
>>154886942you’re supposed to ask for a cum filled doughnut
>>154886932They will stay late, it's the final game of hockey in Montreal this season
>>154886957>i want some of tim's balls in my mouthkek gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
>>154886302actually we are khalistan
>>154886949remember when there was a home team advantage?
>>154886942>not asking for the manager's specialspoiler: it's full of his cum.
>>154886302i dont think that is how its spelt
something stinks
>>154886942Did you consider maybe asking them in hindi?
>>154886957No we don't trb
Surprised staal is still playing after that brutal cross check
>>154886986Must be your upper lip
>>154886944but us wagies need to wake up early tomorrow
>>154886991he's not a pussy like you are
>>154886986strange, grease hasn't posted here in years
guys i think montreal is just full of soft ass bitchboys
>>154887004Devils fell of the map
>>154886986that's EM's unwashed coochie
>>154887006im a canadiens fan and i agree with you
12 fuckin days off. 12.
>>154887002OOOHHH WAGIEEEE
>7 min into period>0 Montreal shots
lmao nice turnover Buttson
>>154886873Series was over for me right there.
>>154886952Fuck you Timmie The Ginger Star is obviously the best player and dont you ever use SAAR majority in the picture are Brahmins
>>154887006They have four players taller than 5'10
>>154887006He's got a point
>>154887012Gary destroyed 4chan since he feared /hoc/'s rising power
>>154887009I almost miss the little retard
Canes too physical making Habs look like a bunch of softies
nigga was trying to rake hutson
>>154887026About time Montreal ran into a team that wouldn't let them get away with it
>>154887003Maybe hell see this and let you suck his dick you little faggot
another 3rd period where the habs get like 1 shot
>>154887034only 4? they're fucked
Soft pussy teams getting hella exposed these conference finals ong
>>154887027Hutson led the league in giveaways, he had more than Bouchard
>doubled in shots again
>>154887026do they know it's the 3rd period?
>>154886776>pretending refs or Toronto reviews ever favored MTL Retard
>Habs fans realizing this was always going to be their end and they were simply Gary's appointed useful idiot used to remove a washed up Tampa team and the smallest market in the league from the playoffs
>>154886925The future is cricket I guess?>>154886944Doubtful
>>154887006Turns out the league are autistic about height when drafting for a reason. Unless you're a bottom heavy freak like Crosby you'll get bullied at that height.
>>154887039>Gary consolidated /hoc/'s rising power and fears nothing
I mean can anyone even be surprised about their performances considering they barely scraped past the Sabres in a 7
>>154887034well yea the nuhl is a figure skating manlets league
>>154887068he's a milk drinker
vegas vs montreal would have been good for shitposting purposes but montreal suck ass and arent beating carolina
good morning frens! :D i see habbies are being manhandled by the canesies...
>>154887090I'm not surprised at all that they're getting exposed hard
who would've won between tampa buffalo?
the Canes shut down the Canadiens, because they can.
>>154887090Even then, they only made it past them because Buffalo was refpucked to death.
>>154887087to be fair slaf and demi get bodied off the puck everytime i see them.
>>154887083And Gary poisoned Kucherov and Tuch to make them shitters. I'm not schizophrenic btw.
>>154887100dont worry the other finnanon was shitting on the habs for you.
>>154887092i drink milk every day, it's tasty and good for the bones :( best drink with food too...
>Singh Hortons will be bankrupt by the end of the year
>>154887100my penis has been erect the whole game.
>>154887087yet my rat is elite >:)
>down 3-0 in the third>0 shots
>>154886986Not Marner for once.
>jarpiss
>>154887125milk is based don't listen to him binland
>>154887125I should drink more milk. my company has it for coffee
>habs desperate and pinching hardget ready for breakaways boys
Buffalo deserved to win.
How long has it been since the Habs had a shot?
Wow the east is so fucking terrible. Knights in 2.
dobey doo eye, ohohhe stop the puck nowyeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
>crowd lets out a limp dobey dobey chant after a huge save
just give torts the cup now randys are going to gets habs'd in the next round.
>>154887100Good morning Heikki :D The hockey is a little boring but it's worth watching
>>154887100It was Fun but got very boring toward the end -_- solid 7
>>154887125They're just mad they're all lactose intolerant over there. Think we have the least intolerance on the planet while Africans have the most.
ruh-roh shaggy
>oleing down 3 with 10 min left and zero sog in 3rdHabs fans really are retarded
>>154887164the tears will be delicious
>most of Canada is in bed already
>>154887174>none of their D locked in long term can defendGrim.
>>154887164Fraud Brindarmor is going to get coach mogged by Torts
You can really tell a lot of these posts were bottled up since before Game 7 against Tampa... but that doesn't take away the shame from these BUMS
>>154887174this might seem like a silly question, but why are they paying dobson so much?
>>154887125This is whitecoded
>>154887177they're onto acceptance that it's over and not coming back to montreal
Stealing a win in Lenovo on the road man they must be chasing pavements at this point
>>154887177>dat muffled ole
What a pathetic display of hockey. To think that Tampa died for this, rhat's total Gary betrayal
>can't shoot the puck>can't win at homeDid Quebec seriously?
KWABlowna
>>154887190he had 70 points one time so they're praying and hoping that he can do that again
Jackie Snackie
Anderson should have fallen over and gotten a free penalty like the diving canes
unironically our leafs would've been better
I would pull the goalie now. I should be the habs coach
>>154887172imagine never getting to eat ice cream
>>154887190Ask the “you don’t know puck” anon
>>154887203Can’t believe how unlucky Tampa was in that game seven.
>Sportsnet continues to glaze the Habs despite them playing like absolute assJej
What if we removed offsides?
OLÉ OLÉ OLÉ
Gary sure cashed in giving montreal 2 ecf games only for them to get btfo.NO REFUNDS
>>154887215Why live?
>>154887211they're not that bad
>>154887168hello vince! :D lets coffee>>154887172that is sad, i remember reading that people get over the lactose thing if they just keep on drinking...
>cold coffee effortlessly bullied off the puck in the defensive zones
lmao what if Taylor Hall wins the cup?
>>154887190a few /hoc/ posters have repeatedly told me that even 17m/year is not a lot of money in this era of the league.
>nucorour company sells to nucor. they make metal tubing.
>>154887125Great with cookies.
So it happened AGAIN...
>3 on 2> still no sog in 3rd
HOLY FUCK they still have zero shots
>>154887235I'd an hero if I couldn't eat ice cream
I keep forgetting this isnt soccer where there is very low shot on goal count. Yet Habs havent got a single one this quarter IN A HOCKEY GAME
cucknadiens de montreal
What if we removed the goals?
It's pretty fucked up that Steve Dangle is the only hockey podcaster I have listened to this week who has mentioned that Carter Hart should not be playing hockey. Instead, everyone is talking about his connn smythe. Marner, Hart, and Howden are probably the front runners right now, but lets not forget that two of those players were in the room that night. Marner wasn’t. I’m sure you’ll have writers like David Staples voting for Hart but I imagine most are going to go with Marner
cains would be up 8-0 if they were good
>>154887258>most shots winscanes would be a dynasty
>Getting outshot by 20 shots 3 games in a rowIs this Habs team serious?
>>154887241Honestly, kinda based.
shoot the FUCKING puck holy shit habs lmao
Did Habs forget that they're down 3?
That's a second 3rd period in a row for habs where they get 0 shots btw.
>>1548872471) countries don't compete for cups, teams do2) canada is the most represented nationality on cup winning teams among players3) the above points are verifiably and objectively true and you just posting the same images that you normally do that repeat these facts don't discredit them whatsoever (but you probably will anyways, that or just non-relevant low iq replies because you have no real rebuttal so go ahead)
>>154887235They eat it just get cramps and the shits
>>154887224Yeah and the American broadcasts openly root for the American teams it’s just what happens I guess
lmao they got a hobbit to coach their team of hobbits
its actually quite interesting how this general is still so supportive of shannon despite the vile things he has said about an innocent man just to appease his viewers.
someone should bang the glass and remind habs to shoot
>>154887107Buffalo.More energy and no insane captain that abandoned them
>chanting shoot the puckholy based
>>154887254Really? Do you need a hug?>or some ice cream? That would probably be better
>>154887220Truly a head scratcher.
>SHOOT THE PUCKAm I hearing this right? JEN
>>154887281just like women
No SOG this entire period. Is Caufield TEMU Matthews? Shoots a bunch of goals and then does fuck all in the playoffs or when it matters.
>unironically chanting shoot the puckits so fucking over
>>154887255they're called periods, not quarters fiann! :)
>>154887283hopefully they can stand on some boxes for the handshake line
>>154887286he has always been a faggot but his pure hockey autism keeps him afloat here
>slafpoopy
dobes should try shooting as a joke
>>154887154>bluffalel
really cool that the habs are trying dinky perfect passes on the rush down 3-0
>>154887280i aint readin all that. you sound like a fag.
>that fat ass said he would off himself if you couldn't have ice cream, and suddenly the US healthcare crisis makes a whole hell of a lot more sense to me tonight
>ZERO SHOTSBOLD STRATEGY CANADA
BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154887298american players have no heart
>13 min into 3rd>habs 0 sog>canes are 2 sog shy of matching Habs total sog
>>154887217I mean there’s like 3 people other than myself that know puck. Me, one of the Swedes one of the Finns and a random leaf.
this is very pathetic performance by montreal at home. zero energyi knew beating Kekalainen's fluke shit tier buffalo was not a good measure
>>154887283>>154887301jen
>still 0 shots this period
Why hasn’t Habs pulled tendie yet
>getting a shutout tonight
Just fucking bench Slaf already hes been so fucking dogshit
Newfag here. Is having zero SOG in third when you're down 3-0 a good strategy?
>>154887241mcdavid will have yet another reason to an hero
I can’t decide who I hate more Suzuki or Slafkovsky. Demidov has been bad too
>>154887300>both teams uniforms are red>game divided into "periods">nobody is scoring
Why do they keep expecting it to be different every year? Every. Year. For 33 years now.
>>154887347i actually was told that SOGs don't mean anything
>>154887319And the pwhl player
You may think scoring two more goals would maximize the buck breaking but no, running out the third without allowing a sog is the ultimate confidence destroyer
>>154887340Why do I keep seeing so many Habs fans hyping him up? He has looked terrible
imagine paying out your ass to see your team do thisKWAB
> Fans here are now chanting "Shoot the puck!"
C'est fini
how much were tickets for this game
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>>154887358He straight up looks like he got concussed in the Muffalo series and just looks constantly lost out there
general reminder there are some anons posting itt that werent even alive the last time the canes won 3 games in a conference final
>>154887354The 93 is a funny joke and every now and then but you’ve run it into the ground with your weird obsession. It’s not funny, you’re not funny. You’re an annoying fat
Canes/Vegass finalTHANKS GARY
>>154887280Do you retype this every time or do you have it saved in notepad
>>154887239Put some milk in your coffee :D
LOOK AT THEM, THEY'RE CRUSHED
>>154887358Because he had a hat trick in the first game of the playoffs (3 PP goals by the btw).
These Jeet Hortons commercials reek of desperation. They are terrified of getting raped by yet another American coffee chain.
Habs are going to need at least three shots to tie it up.
>>154887337>you just stand there and think about what you've done Dough Bitch you fucking faggot!
>>154887355I mean in the grand scheme of things, it doesn't. Habs got to the ECF shooting 10 shots each match. It only matters if you are behind.
>Andershit chimp outWilson probably laughing his ass off
genni bouchard? remeber there was some anon on /fit/ or maybe /lit/ obsessed with her
HOW THE FUCK HAVENT THEY SCORED YET
>>154887376either aho or marner gets the cup, a good guy will win in the end
>>154887380Completely buck broken
>>154887381>hat trick against a washed Vasi and a 40 year old defensive core
>>154887375Suck my dick you faggot. KWAB 1993.
This is Hughes' fault for not getting rid of plug ass d-men and not getting Demi a proper 2C before deadline.
>the city of Canada
>>154887392did you forget about the magnets
>>154887392They suck
I know sports betters are cattle to begin with but you’d have to be like mega cattle to bet on a sport with these referees
ANOTHET POWER PLAYGREAT STRATEGY
>>154887399Nobody fucking cares about Aho. Hall getitng a Cup is way more kino and shitposty
>>154887405>>154887405>>154887405New
>>154887392Their shots have been stopped by the opposing goalie
anderson was based with the bjs but he's a bitch with habs
Why are the Habs allowed to sit on the puck to get a stoppage of play?
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SURELY THEY’LL MAKE IT 4-0 THIS TIME
>>154887392They haven't put the puck in the net yet
THEY GOT A SHOT
>>154887392They haven't even shot yet
>>154887280>samir is back and ready to get btfo again for 16 hours
>>154886833Certainly would have made the tailgating more interesting. Habs fans don't seem interested in starting brawls or shootouts.
