>>154889101snl but not terrible and unfunny
>>154889103
Surely the Habs can win three in a row?
>pillow fight division team is went on to become the best team in the playoffs >meme dogshit high points division yeeted yet another year by the pillow fight divisionmakes the noggin' fire da neutrals and shit + hoes mad
>>154889122at least they don't need four in a row
>>154889122matheson is throwing the entire game for the habs because he doesn't want to eat pizza with danault anymore
>Be habs fan>See the drama around Carter>All the foids, redditors, and soicucks REEing and making him the #1 most infamous player>All the seethe over him being pro Alberta independenceVGH..... Urge to bandwagon.... rising......
>>154889133I hate the knights and I'm bandwagoning them just because of the seethe. Can't keep an old troll down.
lets say the randys did somehow choke here, would you rate this as a bigger kwab than the 2010 trooins?
in soviet russia marner flush you
it's the canes turn! (pic is out of date, it's 8 now)
>>154889138Same. The more the butthurt grows, the more I'm compelled to support them. The seethe had calmed down, but for some reason their Avs sweep brought all these political freaks out of the woodwork. I love the connection between being a goalie and having based IRL opinions (probably due to autism)God I miss this chud.
>>154889150Nice try retard they're called canadians now. I'm gonna take a fat smelly disgusting Canadian in the morning after tonight's dinner
no they're actually called roys chaykas and mackinnons
we call those ayatolahs of rock n rollas now
>>154889154Vegas has Hertl.Hertl was a Shark.Canes victory confirmed.
with slavin and tulsky the canes have the power of god and science on their side
Gn wolfbros
>>154889196On planet retard and in another 20 years, sure.
>>154889202i thought tusky was with the mammoth
no one actually likes the redditcanes here and this forced milhouse ahh meme is pretty stale desu
>>154889226milhouse is not a meme.
>>154889157Carey Price is a cool dude. Shame he had to get Kreider'd, but I'm sure you understand that Lord Stanley's Cup must never be won by a Canadian team again.
>>154889202It worked for Britta Curl and Claire Thompson desu
>>154889209stay howling fren
habs need a 2C, they should trade for kotkaniemi
What happens if leaf teams go on a rampage and win 10 cups in a row?
>>154889330It would be a historical event not experienced in the NHL before. Even the Canadiens of old never won 10 in a row.
lmao if McMuffin went to the finals this year he would have won the cup
Why don't the habs just shoot the puck?
slopdown was cancelled
anons on /hoc/ that have never skated before could easily outcoach marty st louis and reach a conference final. that is the state of the eastern conference right now.
>>154889337I meant Canadian teams in general win 10 in a row to balance out the drought, not 1 canadian team winning 10.
>>154889383I always wondered if you could take the greatest NHL video game player in the world and see how well he could do coaching.
>>154889385which canadian team(s) don't win in that span in your headcanon?
>>154889393Probably Sens and Flames.
>>154889383I said it weeks ago that getting past Tampa but getting eliminated deep into a playoff run would be cursed as fuck because we won't dump this shit coach. Fans will just lick his boots for having a french name + making it to conference finals
>>154889406wtf I love the canes more now
>>154889346and that's exactly why samir and i are seething in every thread
>>154889415
>>154889431not sure what kwaboty winner mackinnon's laughing at
>>154889440If you watched the playoffs you would know
watching these twink rookie d-men get raped on international tv gives me a bittersweet feeling about my oilers' geriatric d core.
Habs core players are just too small, when stakes get high, they get manhandled. Even Slaf who is a big dude is tossed around
Bros I've almost unlocked all the character abilities Injustice 2. Just 6 more. And soon I will get Supergirls legendary armor.
>>154889103/hoc/, is this good?
leafs are interviewing woodcroft bros
>>154889476but they're getting manhandled by Carolina's small guys, too
>>154889611i bet that they have sex with eachother every single time they play against eachother
>>154889611what the fuck did Bedard think the NHL was
>>154889660gay sex simulation
Lol habs and by extension all Canadians suck dick
>>154889675you think all 40 million of us suck on penises?
>>154889483You still playing that shit? I got bored with it after 2 weeks.
Holy shit i forgot its usa vs canada today
carter hart lifting the stanley cup before connor mcdavid would feel less like a sports outcome and more like a biblical proof that we were abandoned by god a very long time ago
>>154889122Scoreless draws is a big ask.
>>154889785Appetizer for game 5 on Fridatmy, should be a hoot!
>>154889929wtf kek
>>154889941it's even better with sound https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDnfN0xLdyk
>>154889929>hey asshole we can't load him in the van with you standing in the way>someone let's go on the side or the guerney just snapsrofl
>>154889946based jr
>>154889685Yes yes I do. Canada sucks American dick to exist
>>154890091lmfao you are such a low iq subhuman, it's embarrassing really
>>154889785>Canada trying to go 1/6And they'll call it a win
Is Montreal the shittiest team to play in the conference finals? Ten shots in a game for five games in a row.
>>154890103Sorry can't hear you with all that cock in your mouth
>>154890118I think it's cute :3
>>154890120you are actually at a double digit iq level, you genuinely should just remove yourself from the gene pool you fucking troglodyte kek
>>154890104just samir desu
speaking of samir he's being baited already
>>154890104kwab
>>154889440>>154889446Kwaboty is still mctwink since he's still cupless.They're laughing at mckwaboty because his teams window is permanently shut whereas mackwab window is almost shut
AEW got cancelled in japan kwab
>>154890228kwab njpw saw this and was like "we're out"
>>154890228>nips won't get to watch gay face humping anymoreit's ogre
>>154890242delicious cope
>>154890118Canes redemption.They just barely skated by twice so this was the result.
>>154890130>Guak ack cough cough What did the cucknadian mean by this
knights won
Dropped my morning mackinnon.>>154890242>plan the parade>zero cupsBad management and some are cursed honestly.When it comes time to win some just fold like laundry while other rise to the occasion.Total Marner redemption.
was doing chayka and it smelled so bad i had to throw up and i threw up on the chayka
>>154890328one time a few years ago i went into the bathroom after my dad unknowingly dropped a rancid mackroyka and i puked all over the floor. it wasn't even something i had to think of doing, my body just took over it was grim
>>154890252the team that vegas started with was way different by the time they won the cup.
>>154890328i heard that he was the basis and inspiration for almost famous
>>154890118It's not that hard to put the puck in front of the net either, they just won't do it. The Sabres would have put up a better fight against Carolina.
>>154890367i'd be seething too just like their fans watching these last couple games
watching dangle and his beta orbiters seethe about the knights, hart, torts, etc. going to bed soon tho :(
Canes are /hoc/'s only hope
>>154890418Fuck off Randy
>>154890418
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
Faltering Filppula
>>154890322He can't catch a break.
>>154890418Another win for the sunbelt!
>>154890534I wonder what makes people from Florida and Nevada so good at hockey. Other states can't compete.
>>154890382It's crazy how much they dominated game 7 vs MTLand still lost.
I don't think that the Sabres could beat the Canes but that series would definitely be more fun to watch
>>154890603it would be more of the same
>>154890589>they dominated game 7 vs MTLand still lostan oxymoron
let's just laugh for the rest of the playoffs
>>154890707sweden v finland finals is amusing
>>154889662
Did mackinnon say anything like you be the judge of who the better team was after the sweep?
Sitting in the parking lot waiting for my dentist appointment jerking off and some fat retard pulled in to drop his wife off, them he squealed off in his Kia with a Habs sticker on the back
>>154890733>dental appointment at 730 in the morning
>>154890743Get it over with so I can jerk off more
>>154890720Looks like a younger EU dictator.
get laine in there and give caufield a kick in the pants
>>154890733>Sitting in the parking lot waiting for my dentist appointment jerking off and some fat retard pulled in to drop his load in my mouth, them he squealed off in his Kia with my cumshot on his backftfy
Huomenta
>>154889122They did it against what all of hoc would agree was an even stronger team back in 2021.
The Habs don't deserve my Dobes :(
I swear to god every hour somebody comes out with a new stat about how badly the habs are being beaten by carolina
>>154890907>laffs
>>154891049Good. Retarded Habs fans still think getting outplayed all game and watching your goalie bail you out is a valid strategy despite wasting Price's career that way.
>>154890907>laffsKwab
Gally needs to play and Xhekaj needs to bang
>>154891187Xhejak is content banging his Costco coworkers I'm sure
>only one habs fan with any soul but she’s on her last legs>all the numale habs fans rather look at their phone with their SSRI stareNo wonder that stadium was dead silent all game
>>154891049They’re breaking records
>>154891287>tfw you open a second mortgage to watch your team record less than 20 SOG
>>154889103Not more of a massacre than the series montreal fluked through before. Tampa and buffalo both were the better teams in those round 1 and 2 series.
>>154891385At least Buffalo would have been interesting to watch. Montreal is just curling over and dying
>snen and cryers y ironically put up a better fight despite getting sweptTop kek
Ducks and mammoths might be the only real tests for the knights
>"The Stanley Cup Finals....Between the Las Vegas Golden Knights and Carolina Hurricanes. Two teams from unusual hockey backgrounds that have proven their strength throughout these entire playoffs. Presented to you on ESPN by SportsBet, Coors Light, Google, and ChatGPT! Have questions about something hockey-related you're unsure of? Just run it through ChatGPT! Puck drops right after this.....
Belarus is back
>>154891673What's Benoit been up to nowadays?
>>154891709
If the finals end up also being another sweep, I'm gonna do a 360 and walk on out of /hoc/ forever. you'll never hear from me again.
RIP Harambe
>>154891773dicks out
>>154891741inshallah
>>154891741Nah the canes will win a game or two
Canada vs. USA in the Skoda quarters in 20 minutes
>>154891049CANADA TOP OF THE RANKS>in shots not takenlol
>>154891853Thanks for the reminder
>>154891853what he said>>154891880
>>154891773>10 years agoRIP sweet prince.>>154891853Should be a crazy game!
I'm sorry habs fans I made a sacrifice to the hockey gods which will ultimately mean losing this series, but gaining a certain someone down the road
Luck and goaltending are both big, but hasbs play hard so good for them. They need more depth.
heading into the lee, here are the conn smythe favouritesvegas: mitchell marner carolina: frederik andersen
>>154891956The depth and 2nd line center are still in the NCAA and college. We need them to be available next season.
>>154892028>laffs
>It's gonna be alright HabsBro, I'll help you up. It's not over yet...Need a smoke?
>>154892028our mitchie finna win dat connie
there's a very recent and amazingly researched video that explains the obvious decline of Canadian hockey, if you've got time and some interest I recommend watching it:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oca_4WD69SQ(no, its not just poor good rich bad)
I get the feeling this is 2010 all over again. Beat 2 strong contenders in 7 only to lose in the conference finals. Hell, Halak showing up last night really gave me flashback to that time.
>>154892041Our ancestors need us to lock in
A woman is talking, listen and learn.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pf3IMsSFpC8
>>154892274Why, is she gonna teach me how to make delicious pancakes?
>>154892274we only listen to black women (m) here
Bouchard gonna be recommended for MAID?
>>154892274I never listen and I never learn and that's what brought me here
There’s no hockey tonight so I better see you guys going hard in the gym
did carter hart do it?
>>154892110Now that I think about it...>In 2010, Habs lose in the conference finals to the Flyers in 5 games after winning 2 series in 7 against President's trophy winner Capitals and defending Stanley Cup Champions Penguins>Also in that playoff, the Flyers had reverse swept the Bruins and beat the Devils in 5>In the finals, the flyers proceed to lose to the 2010 Blackhawks, you know, the one when they tried to hide rapeIt rings too many bells. Is Gary or one of the interns really trying to recycle an old script?
>>>>154892482>There’s no hockey tonight
>PooSA
diving bitch crysby
curtis axel got arrested bro's
gg, Canada
>>154892652Holy fencing response
>>154892486No since he couldn’t endure her smell
>>154892274Are you sure that’s a woman?
>>154892652RIP
lmao Bouchard dead
shit sportshit leagueshit teamsshit fans
>>154892482I'm watching Wicked 2 tonight
>>154892652savage hit to the head and look at those canadian broken bucks just standing thereif macky was on the ice he'd go feral on the stupid americans
>>154892724kek finland btfo
>>154892652Allegory for Canada’s position in the hockey world
>>154892652Don't know how that ended up being a major, it was clean
>>154892652KWAB>>154892724ggod morning saar
"Nobody steps up..."??? I'm sympathetic of the Habs. I really am. But some of the takes from you Habs fans after this loss are just ridiculous. Carolina's well-rested and were a better team to begin with. Your guys are gassed and banged up after two 7-game series. If someone said 106 points and conference finals at the start of the year, you would have been ecstatic. Your team is young and has a great future. Celebrate a great year and be supportive of your boys.
>>154892652kwaboty?
>>154892818still tony
>>154889133>>154889138I hate the knights and I’m rooting for them
>>154892862gays not welcome here I'm afraid
Wrestlefags not welcome here
>>154892652Maybe that will fix his eyes.
UH OH FINLANDHOHFINLAND
E-God board
>>154892652KEK
Team Canada is being carried by the Columbus Blue Jackets
>>154892652Greatest country on earth.
>>154889123Turns out the ducks were better than the aves after all
>>154892504Fascinating, best post of the day
if the usa loses, Kash won't have any excuses for his lcoholism
>>154892979I had no idea who that was and this was the hint I needed
I regret ever putting my faith in the Habs again, I should've known better.
>>154893098Why say "if", this USA team is dogshit, they aren't winning anything.
>>154893118A team with 9 shots on goal was never destined to go far
>>154892652nice carof course, we can't buy it here
>>154892504Fascinating. The interns got lazy and thought nobody would notice
>>154893098FBI director is probably a very stressful job although I think he only uses it to farm aura
>>154893161bullshit, Gary's Secretary doesn't do lazy half-ass work and doesn't accept it from the interns, either > It's a scheme, and you're a fool for believing that Gary was flying blindly
Having a coffee right now so I can leave a fat smelly canadian in a bit :]
What's the scarrrrrr?
Canadabros we may have jobbed in the Olympics but we won Gary's exhibition and we're winning the Skoda
>>154892504that was gay rape its different
Boushart has started his last.
>>154893273Crosby needs one final victory before he retires
>>154891936Crosby is joining MacKinnon in Colorado
>>154893462>Colorado After that sweep the team is getting relegated back to QC
>>154893154Drive-in tickets are coming to NHL soon. Expensive but totally worth it with the food service package
>>154893489dino bravo once shoot heemed a bunch of 'diques fans in a bar fight
Thinking about buying testosterone because of a tv ad during hockey intermission.
>>154893500Islanders already tried that.
>>154893512An ad from the nhl network.convinced me to buy a pill that will cure my yellow toenails
>>154893512>side effects include hair loss, infertility, breast growth, estrogen production
>>154893546But /fit/ said I need t supplements to bench 3pl8
I buy every supplement I see in advertisements and I get a prescription for every pharma product
you could be donating that money to israel
>>154893512YWNBAM
>bouchard and nurse denying matty his triple goldbased
I just run around outside and lift my gay little 25 pound weights when I remember I have them
>>154893580I donate all my extra money to Gary
>no hockey todayIt's almost over, friends.
>>154893623You can get a good workout with calisthenics
>>154893629If only all stars like Crosby and celebrini played today
>Patch me through to marketing, I just found this legal loophole to get generic viagra and cialis for less than a dollar per pill. Make sure to advertise it between periods, I want my people to know I'm looking out for then.
>>154893555checked
kwab
>it was 0-0
>96 bng tll nxt pck drp
>>154893640they are playing right now in the Skoda Cup of Hockey brought to you by Skoda
>>154893652This is old It's 3-0 now
>>154893629There will probably be no hockey this weekend :( Summer is here
>HEY, THE LEAFS JUST BEAT THE BURGERS
>>154893663>lol the natural order of things durrhurrGlad we're done with Bizzaro World>the US can revisit the Gold in another 50 years or so
And Crosby makes it 4-0
>american hockey supremacy diesyou love to see it
KWABback to your chud ass podcast bitchniggaKWAB
That was for bouchard rip
>>154893729Bottom right is every single kid who went to my high school
USA goalie refused to do the ceremonial mvp picture with the other mvp
Are hoc and trannies seething about my knighties yet
>>154893729What do they even discuss? Quinn Hughes seems too weird to socialize
>>154893773KWAB if true
>>154893782their golf swing
>>154893782ethics in video game journalism
>>154893820Based
I miss the Ovechkin/Crosby days.
>>154893820Lmao
>Canada actually against us for the first time in 100 yearsNeat
>>154893872yo jose you need to try and express your thoughts better
>>154893872>Canada actually against us for the first time in 100 yearswe just played them in february you retard
>>154893903>no Crosby Doesn't count
>>154893782I think they're running out of ideas, recently they interviewed F-16 pilots for some reason. I don't see it going anywhere unless they do a Rogan and start talking about conspiracies and bring Trump on
>>154893854Agreed. Now they’re both washed up and near retirement
TeamUSAbros.....we will come together as a nation and rebuild from this tragedy bros.....this is my new 9/11 and Boston bombing.........#ForeverStrong
wait is the skoda really just all the loser teams playing? yikesy
>>154893927Shhhhh let the leafs have this one since they aren't getting the trophy that matters (again).
I hadn’t even started school the last time torts was in a Stanley cup final
Kash Patel status?
>>154893945To be fair Eichel is the only Olympic winner still in the playoffs
>>154893927>>154893945
>>154893967Really? So Vegas is America’s team
>>154893967Eichel, Hanifin, Slavin, and Torts.
>>154893987Thanks for the complete list
>>154893967So it really is just a literal who cares tourney kwab cuntry (Canada).
>>154893984They reflect our values pretty well imo
I thought there would be more posts here, kek.Blown out as expected.I'm picking swiss and latvia to win tomorrow.
>>154893999Checked and truthpilled If only the mammoths represented us
>>154894012Thats cause canacucks know they wouldn't stand a chance if we had a real roster
>>154893998As an IIHF enjoyer it's really the collection of medals throughout the year that matters, the 3-4 tournaments that are all somewhat irrelevant after they're over
Memories of youth hockey
>>154893917That was because of the airshow earlier this month and he got to go up with one of the pilots.
>>154893960FBI? More like Federal Beer Inhaler
>>154894026so much for american talent development taking over ours
>>154894030Based. I hope Sweden wins
>>154894032Did he reenact the volleyball scene with some guys?
the >stors arent a true western team because the city of dallas has always portrayed itself as southern metropolitan with white marble shopping centres and louisiana style street lamps
>>154894033this man sued his accusers that he was never intoxicated on the job
>>154894040Idk who said that but I'd just buy em out like celestinky
>>154894033based kanechad
canacucks are so cute about exhibition games
https://www.nhl.com/canadiens/video/car-mtl-claude-lemieux-fires-up-the-crowd-6396611964112very spooky
can we play la bamba?
>>154894105Nah play pink pony club
>No mcdavid >wins
BREAKING NEWS
Currently taking my late morning mackinnon/makar
>>154894122if i remember correctly mcdavid carried a bench full of cup champs and a 2x gold medalist from the prelims to the finals when they couldn't be bothered to show up and play.
>>154894144Really, how'd that turn out for them?
>>154892652damn now hes going to have 2 lazy eyes
>>154894137
>>154894012Nobody but bitter Euros and Samir give a shit about the Skoda that's why
RIP for a real one
>>154894157They broke the Canacuck cup curse.Oh wait kwab
>>154894169whom
>>154894170Maybe Connor is bad luck, and not in the supernatural way, he's just a poor leader and selfish player
>>154894187not like jack eichel was on the scoreboard for the gmg
>>154894162>4 SHITS
JASON CHINKBERTSON SIGNED9 YEARS 18 MILLION PER
>Connor McDavid 13 points>Macklin Celebrini 10 points>Nathan MacKinnon 7 points>Sidney Crosby 6 points>Cale Makar 6 points>Mitch Marner 5 points>Mark Stone 4 points>Tom Wilson 4 points>Thomas Harley 4 points>Devon Toews 3 points>Bo Horvat 2 points>Nick Suzuki 2 points>Sam Reinhart 2 points>Shea Theodore 2 points>Brandon Hagel 1 point>Brad Marchand 1 point>Travis Sanheim 1 point>Sam Bennett 1 point>Seth Jarvis 1 point>Drew Doughty 1 point>Colton Parayko 0 points>Josh Morrissey 0 points
this is who talks avs hockey btw
>WHATABOUT Looooooool
>>154894165why do you care more about samir than our nation winning at the wc?
>>154894113That song is gay and Canada did win so
>>154894213do they both watch?
>>154894214KWAB
>>154894214F
jett greaves future oiler
>>154894213The coyotes version of this run by the same media company was very good
>>154894217>why don't you care about a tournament where the only players available were from shit teams who didn't make the playoffs or got bounced early?A real mystery.
>>154894214Another rat bites the dust
>>154894257yeah that is fine but to name drop samir like thatyou really care about him dont you
>>154894217We like shitting on you, Samir.
>>154894214he literally peaked an erahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkMSSxWPrqE
>>154894271im white
>>154894269>you really care about him dont youyet another example of samir trying to manipulate people into being his friend kwab
>>154894271i havent posted about the dead things today.
>>154894258
>>154894283my buddy dom with the jokes
SAMIR MENTIONED
Avs local media calling Mackinon a retard is pretty funny
didney about to get into the triple gold club but has no son to share the moment with
>>154894280Your stench is nauseating, Samir.
suck shit samir
/hoc/ told me mackbitch is a better leader than mcdavid coz he has a mickey mouse cup
>>154894312damn dominicks gaped asshole still hasnt healed 2+ months later
I don't come around here very often anymore but I'm glad to see the boys are still keeping samir the dog boy on suicide watch kwab
>>154894256
>>154894214F He was at a Habs game just the other day
dom1
>>154894257Nigga really thought he was gonna be able to endlessly shitpost like during the Olympics and 4 Nations meme tourney>l
>>154894307Sad! I hope he reproduces once he retires
>>154894342he was right about the dead things and dominick never recovered.
>>154894323apparently he is a retard who "does dumb shit all the time" kek
>>154894359unlike his dead things.
>>154894169wtf rip
>>154894355thats what killed him, the dogshit habs killed him
ah nevermind, I see it's not the real samir it's just schizos calling each other samir and dominick and trb per nu-/hoc/carry on faggots
>>154894214when they do an autopsy on him how much of his brain will be CTE'd away?
>>154894396No one gives a fuck about you take on the meta
can we go back to posting memes?
>>154894410/hoc/ is nothing but dimeless draws now. hardly any oc at all. grimest timeline of /hoc/ really.
>saar no one give fuck about you take on poota saarkwab
>>154894410What are your plans for summer?
>>154894214Damn bros wtf he was literally just at the game the other night and looked fine. The fact that you can go to sleep one night and your heart will just stop beating is nightmare fuel
>>154894214>Habs are so dogshit they're making people die Grim.
>>154894396>i just now realized i was a retard scared by the samir boogeymankwarb
I say bogeyman
If we're gonna lose, I'm fine with being dominated by a better team.We're getting outclassed on the ice and it feels like we're playing checkers while the hurricanes are playing chess. For a young team that still has a lot to learn, this is better than barely losing a series at this stage, because:\- We cannot hide behind shitty excuses (officiating), we lost because they were the better team. Sometimes you need to be humbled to get better.\- Both coaching and management will have a better understanding of what this team lacks to win it all.All in all, I think it's too easy to blame others when you barely lose, but you can't really do that when you get manhandled and maybe this is exactly what this team needs to grow.Another major point : For the first time since the rebuild, fans and media are starting to have expectations, and this pressure is something the team will have to learn to deal with. I think our home record these playoffs shows that they weren't quite ready, and it's good that they have been exposed to this kind of pressure this early because it's probably only going to grow from now on.
I blame the Vaxx
>>154894448>bogey-mana man not that great with his swing?
>>154894427>he looked finePeople were saying he looked awful
>>154894440God punished Canada for winning the IIHF game
>>154894427It's the same way Bob Saget died
I just hope it was natural causes and not because of harampuck
Draper outlived him good
One canacuck down, many more to go.
I have no idea who that guy that died is. Panthers fan btw.
F
I might piss on his grave but I'll wait for mike milbury and andrew shaw to die first so I can just do one grave pissing road trip
State income taxx status?
Turtling like a bitch
your buds, your mitches your doms
>>154894582All lost btw
>>154894511but the torch...
>>154894536Too high, Pekka
>>154894214a friend of foppa is a friend of mine. rest in peace sir
>lemieux is ded
>the Habs have played like such ass that it destroyed Claude Lemieux's will to live
>>154894600Not Mr. Comeback kid Mario
I ate a whole tub of pimento cheese last night and now my tummy hurts
>>154894630tonight might be the night that you gojust like Claude
Me showing up to the /hoc/ SCF Watch Party
>>154889103Those two look like grim dykes wtf is this sport I hate blacks too btw
WEEEE ARE CLAUDE LEMIEEEEEEEUUUUUXXXXXXAND WE CAAAAARY THE FLAAAAAAAMEEEEE
>>154894468How did he look very awful?
>>154894636I’m bringing pidser
>>154894588source?
>>154893921Even McDavid is old now.
>>154894619Oh what the fuck, it's true.
>>154894636Average Rapehawks fan
>>154894692He’s my age and we’re both busts
>>154894794>He’s my agekek I'm so fucking old. I should kill myself.
finna watch that nic cage Spider-Man Noir
>>154894258Darnell Nurse would make a terrible slave
>>154894600>Lemi>>154894619>>154894646Where the fuck's the sticky?
Canadians think Claude might have committed suicide or something like that.RIP
>>154894892no fucking way
>>154894427That's what happened to my dad :(
>>154894911im sorry fren
>>154894636At least you brought beer.
>>154894144Perry was the only real cup winner on those teams IIRC
>>154894911I’m sorry about your loss :(
>>154894892it was MAID
Another dead Frenchmen, free Alberta
>>154894214They killed him, wow...
>>154894258My kitties enforcer, kek.
>>154894964What about the Franco-Albertan community like Pierre Polievre and Chris Benoit
what watching mtl hockey does to a mofo
>>154894169wtfI was ripping the faggy stop sign but their performance was so bad they killed him after the game???
>>154892768Clean as a forearm punch to the faceThe guy had his head down because of leaning forward but still
>>154894999Pierre Is a federalist stooge
>>154895013The entire team minus Dobes now has blood on its hands
>>154894909I'm not saying it's true but Canadians are losing their minds about it might have been a fatal heart attack out of nowhere.>>154894956It's possible then every Canadian would riot over their retarded government.
>>154895017Typical euro pussy, you guys are why twinks like hutson can play today
>>154895013Has it been confirmed to be suicide?
dont want anything in Alberta other than Calgary and Banff
>>154892652a man with cte died today and was quickly replaced by another. cycle of life.
>>154895013He made the rational decision of assuming L number 4 will be worse.
>>154895058(((TMZ))) reported it, so probably not
>>154895058see>>154894956
>>154895058Nothing yet, just a cheeky edit.
>claude lemortno sticky for you
>>154895058autopsy usually takes a few days
>>154895058I don't think TMZ just makes this shit up, reminds me of when the Gaudreau news came out (and that was just Redditors) where I had to tell people...like how hard is it to imagine that someone talked to a dumb cop
>>154895058The article says police responded to a suicide attempt at a furniture store owned by Claude and his wife and that the police confirmed his death - with an ongoing investigation. No confirmation Lemieux committed suicide, but that's what it seems the article indicates.
>>154895135flames posters here were front running the gaudreau news thougheverbeit.
>>154895135>>154895152>When asked about Lemieux’s death, the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office told The Athletic that deputies responded to a suicide attempt at a furniture showroom, which state records show is in Lake Park, Fla., and is owned by Lemieux and his wife, Deborah. The Sheriff’s Office secured the business for investigation. The Palm Beach County Medical Examiner’s Office confirmed Lemieux’s death but declined to release any records, citing a Florida statute exempting suicide cases from public records requirements."responded to a suicide attempt" makes it sound like he called it in so some wagie wouldn't have to find him
>Florida I'd kill myself too
Claude Lemieux was the agent of Frederik Andersen.
>>154895188checked
Deborah Lemiuex now single and would probably still get it
https://puckpedia.com/agent/claude-lemieuxRakell and Zetterlund will need new agents soon
Rip Claude ): I wonder if his son will stop being a retard now
Go to Naples
I guess you never know that’s going on in someone else’s mind. I’d be so happy to play a sports professionally, marry, and have kids
Gary Bettman's statement
>>154894214Sad
>>154895188>t.shitty Canadian touristGo back Pierre
>>154895222Gary drafted that statement at warp speed
>>154895221turns out that doesnt fix depression
>>154895222how many times do you think Claude said the Dolph Ziggler word
>>154895240He is a script expert for a reason.
>>154895229now lets see you say that to gary.
claude lemieux is definitely welcome at thugz mansion
I wonder how the Habs will honor him on Friday
Bro said the habs getting gentlemen’s swept but the Randy’s and decided to call it ):https://x.com/CanadiensMTL/status/2059064837099913293?s=20
>>154895152Because it is an investigation which is common procedure when someone commits suicide.If it was an illness or medical thing they would have reported cause of death immediately.Confirmation with no cause means there is an investigation.Confirmation and cause means it is a closed case.
>>154895268An OTL probably
>>154889346https://streamable.com/26zmfslavin owns mcdavid actually, zero chance they would beat the canes
>>154895240He had it drafted well in advance because he knew what was coming
>>154895268The game is away
>>154895268Winning game 7 and bringing the Stanley Cup home.
>>154895268this will spark the biggest choke job in nhl history since the 2010 trooins
>>154895303At least the canes should acknowledge it even if it’s between periods
Imagine being known as the shit Lemieux and you’re not even related to the other one
>>154895240AI wrote it.
>>154895058https://www.tmz.com/2026/05/28/claude-lemieux-cause-of-death/
>Filtered flag /^Canada$/the thread's pretty good ngl
>>154895316They probably will but there wont be another game in Montreal
So uhhhh why isn't the Avs game on the schedule tonight?
>>1548953174>3
Jeez
>>154895317so suddenly stanley cups dont matter anymore lol
>>154895334MacKinnon wanted to visit his buddy Crosby
>>154895317twice more Stanley Cup than the real Lemieux
>>154895337Thats not real>It's realNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154894619wtf I was just shitpostingbut he actually killed himself
>>154895339>>154895350Shit players can win the cup too
>>154895337Darren McCarthy wins again.
>>154895365why would you shit talk eichel like that?
>Habs so desperate they made a ritual sacrifice
Lemieux remains a retard as his dying act. He could have avoided the press if he moved to Canada and MAIDed himself rather than blowing his brains out in a backwater swamp.
>>154895337I can’t imagine walking in on your dad dying
>>154895365yes, some americans get carried to the cup every season unfortunately
Just because the habs lost last night? Really dude
>>154895385>MAIDed himselfExplanation for someone who doesn't want that particular string in their search history?
>famous person kills himself >leddits and xitterfags posting about mental health like they give a fuck
>>154895169Florida takes out another one?SHEESH
>>154895394government assisted an hero only recommended to white Canadians
Claude Lemieux was my favourite player growing upNot because I knew him or watched him played, but because everybody loved Mario and I wanted to be alternative
>>154895118Oh snap, I see it now.Holy kwabby, this is a fucking shit show.>habs play pure dog shit>lose>dude kills himselfF
>>154895387my cousin found his mom on the kitchen floor :(can’t imagine what it’s like but odds are we will all go through something like it
>>154895419a fellow contrarian on 4chan? whaaaa
>>154895380They’d need to sacrifice a room of virgins to win another game
>>154895441I'm thinking Bedard in a room of mirrors
>>154895387I walked on my grandfather hanging himself, when I was 8 years old.
>>154895451>>154895437I’m sorry :(
>>154895374He’s shit
>>154895451why do samsung people an hero so often?
>>154895479>>154895374KWAB jack rules ya mad trannies
>>154895451Did you tell him to hang in there?
>>154895411just imagine if Claude took the MAID assistance route Canadians would have snapped and would have riotted.
This is yet another reason for Crosby to have kids - so he doesn’t die alone
>>154895492bro aew got cancelled in japan kwab
>>154895500I mean isn't the real purpose of that program just for harvesting organs?
>>154895500>some old fuck legally ropes >rioting How are these two connected?
>it was suicideI've completely turnedfuck that guy
>>>/wsg/6160114NOOOOOO NO NO NO NO
>>154895450Jen
>>154895380longstanding habs tradition
>>154895498Yes, he was heavy for me.
>>154895554>>154895554>>154895554New
>>154895524Yes. Too bad Canadians are pussies to let this happened>>154895535Too soon.
>>154895517kwab
>>154895419Your favorite player was Lemieux when Jagr was already a star ?
