>[Jacobs] Barcelona reach an agreement in principle with Newcastle to sign Anthony Gordon. £70m plus bonuses. Barcelona have pencilled in a medical for this week and anticipate the deal is formalised quickly. Bayern expected to lose out despite also agreeing terms with Gordon>[Marca] Atlético want at least €150M for Julian Alvarez. The player has no interest in returning to the Premier League or joining PSG and only wants Barcelona >Curtis Jones, the gap between Inter’s offer and Liverpool’s asking price is 10 million. The Reds are asking for 30 million plus a percentage of any future resale fee for the English player, while the Nerazzurri are holding firm at 20 million.>[Romano] Tottenham reach verbal agreement to sign Andy Robertson, here we go! Pact expected to be respected and deal to be signed soon despite Juventus proposal to try hijack the deal. Robertson, wanted by #THFC last January and again now with De Zerbi.>[TalkSport] Marco Silva is close to leaving Fulham having reached a verbal agreement with Benfica, talkSPORT understands.
>>154890553What a grim signing, just because he "muh presses"?
Glasner to Fulham Iraola to CP3
>Greenwood to Roma
>>154890570>combined level of ambition: zero
>MO SALAH >MO SALAH>RUNNING DOWN THE WING
Newcastle's golden era ended with newly-promoted Sunderland, with half of their players knackered from AFCON, finishing comfortably above them and Newcastle are getting away with abuse over this
Look. It's not the season we wanted BUT I'm confident that Slobbo and the boys WILL win the Premier League next season!GGLFC
>4 posts before the schizo derails the threadWas nice while it lasted I'm going back to /ars/
>>154890637You not angry anymore, Liversissy?
>>154890646Not really sure what you expected when you keep thread splitting. You're all as bad as each other. Existing thread for example:>>154865287>>154865287>>154865287
>>154890667Oh the one with bait in the OP, that's a good pick
>>154890667so you're upset because your thread isn't being used and now you're having a breakdown? good stuff anon very normal behaviour
>>154890672What bait? The image is from sky sports.
>>154890680This is true. I just checked.
Romano] Bournemouth have already offered new deal to Alex Scott as they want the midfielder to stay. Clear desire by new manager Marco Rose: Scott, seen as crucial player + Plan for Rayan to stay at least until 2027 despite interest from several top clubs.
sometimes you just gotta him em with thay scouse stare
the spammer is an indian he can't spell
>>154890698Real "ball knowers" know Scott is better than Wharton
>>154890746>>154890765Must be an actual Liverpool fan then lol
>>154890807Kekd
la liga winner rashford will be a fresh new signing for man united
>>154890827>liverpooBiggest team in Mumbai la
carrick doesn't want trashford
>>154890765Yeah dave is a jeet we know
New threadMantroony melty
>>154890815Looks like Rashy is going to have to fight for his place at United instead. Will that prove too difficult for him?
[Sky] Barcelona are still believed to be financially capable of activating the £26m option to buy Marcus Rashford. Manchester United's stance is clear: no renegotiation of the asking price, or they loan/sell him elsewhere for a higher fee. There will be no reunion with Michael Carrick
>>154890865Kek GB doesn't want Wogchesters own Marcus Rashford (not White)
>>154890860ANOTHER flopped thread Dave?
starting winger for england NT, everyone
>>154890865>There will be no reunion with Michael Carrick>>154890878Huge W for GB
>>154890884do u think GB is the type to have a kebab
>DOO DOO DOO DOODOO>TRANEXANDER INSECT!
>Roberto De "Zerbi" Spursi: "When you win a trophy, or when you win a league, yes it’s a very nice moment but when you stay up, it’s better"
Why the fuck do Arsenal want Rogers for?.. They've got Eze and haven't really used him
>>154891032eze flopped they're probably just going to stick him on on left wing next season if trossard leaves and then try and sell him next summer
>>154891032eze is wank MGW should be going to the world cup over him, rogers is a slightly better version of both
Sad to see Salah go...
154891058154891059Completely natural set of posts from the most blatant samefag in 4chan history phoneposting and browserposting
>>154891193it's Liversissy
Arsenal bad
Uh ohhhh tranny melty
>>154891213>LiversissyWould not be surprised. Arsenal had more points than Liverpool's PL total from last year so is desperate to push this 'worst league and team ever' narrative even though last year was worse
>>154891235He'll be samefagging all day
>>154891260mantroonians don't have jobs
To be fair it's not 3pm yet so it might not be Livercunt (he's fast asleep having a wet dream about El Kloppo)
>>154891058>>154891059Still upset Eze snubbed your little club Davinder?
>>154891288Oh no no no dosserbros, we've been exposed
>>154890570both waiting for the Liverpool job
>>154891294they thought they'd win the EL too but they bottled againstSPURS KEEEEEEK
>>154891299>>154891288grim
>>154891288big W for aw
Liverpool told the media to link them to Gordon - i.e. tapping him up - all last season and do not forget this fact. It happened.
>>154891236>Arsenal had more points than Liverpool's PL total from last yearThis CAN'T be true. Liverpool just spent £500M...
>>154891523I remember this.
>>154891074Bless him x
>Antonio Gordo>£10M>Toni Di Gordi>£30M>Anthony Gordinho>£50M>Anthony Gordon>£80MWhy is it always like this
Premier League Winnerimagine calling yourself a big club but losing a title to this bloke, anyone except arsenal fans
>>154891568It's mad because it's not like that at all. There's literally 3 (three) English players in the 20 most expensive transfers of all time. Of those 3 (three) 1 (one) is in the top 10 and it wasn't even set by him leaving an English club. He also barely makes the top 10.The top 20 is almost a who's who of foren flops, but JFs love to cry about the mighty Anglo.
>Antonio "San Antonio Puta" Gorda
>>154890553Somebody needs to tell the Prem teams to get business done now. If Elliot Anderson has a good world cup his transfer fee to Man Utd would go up 30%
Best Portuguese CAM in the Prem secures move to a big club, good for himShame the 2nd best isn't wanted
>>154891662should be going to madrid instead imho
>curtis jones wants to leaveDamn that's the last of soul scumpool had
Indonesia reports more about his rivals than his own club
No one's interested on whatever persija is doing zzzz
>>154891755Mourinho wants Rodri. Physical presence as well as passing
https://x.com/i/status/2059996983692071400Where's his massive tiddies bird?
no known sighting of GB in the past 2 months
Spurs legend 'Mauricio' Poch 'Pochettino' will be a free agent after the World Cup, win or lose
>>154891934Agent offered him to AC Milan
I don't understand the Gordon purchase, Rashford did genuinely well at Barca and would have been cheaper. Wages?
Hope trashford has to go back to Utd, writing this reminded me that Sancho is still their player too, need them to have melties for being shit and not playing
>>154891621ARE YOU FERGIE IN DISGUISE?
>>154891934he always reminded me of a portly coach taylor
>>154891903Those replies are pretty funny. It's like a 50/50 split of Barcelona fans hyping him up as the next Figo and United fans absolutely seething because they didn't buy Rashford instead but simultaneously talking about how great Rashford is which if true (it isn't) they wouldn't want him to leave.
Why is Declan Rice dating a fatty? Bet she thanks God every morning.
>>154891958off ball workrate
>>154891032Villa want £115m, all this £80m+ or over £80m talk is merely an attempt to generate a story that people will click on. If Villa were really under pressure to sell the media would be talking about them imminently failing SCR.
>>154891991he lacks confidence
>>154891971Sancho's contract ends this season
>>154891958Rashford is 28, Gordon is 25. Gordon's wages are cheaper over 5 years even with Rashford taking a pay cut which is necessary for financial fairplay rules. Rashford is world class for 20 minutes at a time (like against Real Madrid in the last El Clásico) but then loses concentration and misses chances or gives the ball away cheap. He's perfect for a team like Bayern to take on a 1 season loan and it'll be hard for Man Utd to sell him at his age if Barca don't bite.
>>154891996Someone should tell Barca that he's scouse. They don't work at all aha x.
>>154892010look at gordon's stats compared to rashford he covers like 10x the ground in every match
>>154892008Gordon doesn't even start over Rashford for England and Tuchel is a proper coach.
>>154892006Damn, end of an era
>>154892022making a scouse unemployment joke aha x
>>154892022Conor Gallagher also covers every grass on the field he only doesn't statpad his goals with peno so where is his transfer to barca
>>154892004I get it but she's a proper chunky lass
>>154892040gordon was genuinely amazing 2 seasons ago but he lost interest last season after newcastle stopped his move to liverpool
>>154892023Rashford is more of a goal threat, more direct. But he'll get subbed off for Gordon every game I would bet. Gordon is the better long term buy in club football.
We at /epl/ can comfortably inform the Spanish (and whatever else Barcelona runts consider themselves) that Anthony Gordon flopped in this league due to being too shit. He could be great in theirs.
>>154892050Imagine how bogged Liverpool would be right now if their front 3 was Gordon, Isak, and Ngubu.
>>154891910he's busy managing man united
>>154892040They already have Pedri and Gavi who do that. Gordon will cover for Yamal’s lack of pressing. His value is a scam inflated by pens but he should still be a tactically sound fit for the team.
>>154892055That's what you want in an attacker innit. Goal threat. If Rashford was worse than Gordon, Tuchel wouldn't start him because he couldn't give a fuck about english media pressure. E.g. leaving Palmer and Fodingz at home.
>>154892063they could also recall Caicedo
>>154891958>Rashford did genuinely well at BarcaNo he didn't lol he statpadded in la liga against teams like girona while being a lazy prick, there's a reason he didn't start in big games and why Flick chose Fermin over him when Raph got injured
>>154892056He'll be a rotation player. The front 3 will be Raphinha, Julian Alvarez, Lamine Yamal. They'll expect Gordon to chip in 10 goals which he will in a better team.
>>154891972Love to see an English manager doing well in the EPL.
>>154892008Bayern or Aston Villa will take him for cheap
>>154892091barca are not paying 70m for a rotation player
I've been gassing up Gordon on /epl/ for 2 seasons as a long set up to seeing him flop at Liverpool. Gutted to see him go to Barca.
>>154892086That is an important job in the squad. It’s over 80% of their season.
Gordon is a better player than Rashford
>>154892105He won't be an automatic starter next season just as Rashford wasn't. They need more than 3 forwards
Gordon went over a year without a non-penalty goal but is still a good fit for Barca.
>>154892131>t.SaudiInvestmentFund
>>154892132gordon was hand picked by flick for his team, he is going to be a starter
Dave kneels to a Geordie
>>154892144It should be noted that Liversissy kneels to any man that will have him.
No reason for any Newcastle player to stay there. The future is bleak. We already know Guimaraes is off.
Hansi Flick knows more about football than Manchester United fan Prakash Singh
So which player is liverpool gonna sign now they're missing out on gordon
>>154892112the best laid plans innit
>>154892153t. Seething Dave deflecting from him kneeling to a Geordie
>>154892142Over Raphina?
>>154892144>>154892153>>154892170LOL
>>154892142Doubt it. They also have Dani Olmo, Fermin Lopez, Ferran Torres. He'll have to play his way in. Rashford was always just back up.
>>154892166Barcola of course
>>154892172yes, raphina is just a shit yamal who thinks he has enough skill to not have to do any work off the ball
>>154892170It's 2026 Liversissy. We don't care that you're gay.
>>154892188You kneel to a Geordie KEK GB wins
im finkin liversissy has a crush on david
im finkin davinder is a brown faggot that lost to gb
>>154892206Great Britain always wins Liversissy.
>>154892222that part
there is something really funny about how european giants bayern and barcelona were in for gordon despite all the media and mongs on social media discrediting himalmost as if those not in football know jack shit about football
>>154892210>>154892222liversissy and david kissing in a treeK - I - SS - I - N - G
Remembering when Liverpool poached Newcastle's greatest ever player and the cowardly Geordies, who played Liverpool the day after, did not aim one single chant at them at St. James'
>>154892183My money's on Adeyemi
>>154892226>doesn't deny kneeling to a GeordieGeordie's on top (of plastic manc cunts)
>>154892252when did shearer play for liverpool? (Sorry for bad english I am scouse)
there is something really funny about david hating geordie but now he kneels to and worships and slurps up a geordie (michael "Geordie Bastard" carrick)
>>154892276KEK trueeeee
>>154892259You'd love a Geordie to top you Liversissy. You saucy tart.
>>154892272>shearerA bum with 0 silverware for Newcastle
are there any more meme players from the bundesliga for PL clubs to spend £100m on this summer?
>>154892290shearer has the same amount of league titles as Gerrard :O
>>154892287>imagining gay sex when thinking about his GeordieGODkek Mantroonians are brown AND bent
Top 3 most expensive transfers and how they did in the first season at their new club>Neymar>PSG>20 apps>19 goals>Mbappe>Real Madrid>34 apps>31 goals>Isak>Liverpool>14 apps>3 goals
>>154892287Nah I wouldn't because I'm not a gay cunt unlike you Davinder
>>154892301corrrrr go on liversissy give him a kiss
>>154892306wasn't mbappe free?
Shearer has a league Gerrard has a UCLBruno has nothing
>>154892313t. Bent AW
>>154892308Still in the closet Liversissy? You should make a new tiktok dance about it.
>>154892314My bad family, I should have said>PSG>29 apps>33 goals
>>154892315he has a fraudulent assist record
>>154892323You'd like to be bent over wouldnt you Liversissy ;)
>>154892326I'm sorry that you can't stop thinking about gay sex when talking about how you worship a Geordie
Davinder getting fucking BODIEDLove to see that gay brown cunt in tears
>>154892315>Shearer has a leagueNot with Newcastle
>>154892186Ok so you haven’t watched Barca
>>154892306I imagine neymar and mbappe had the luxury of a preseason thoughbeit
>>154892340>still thinking about gay sexHow can a man be this faggoty, must be something in the Transchester water
>>154892341>>154892345Liversissy would love some bodies in his brown cunt x
>>154892361>>154892366Careful now, don't want Hasidic Davinder biting foreskin and doing blood libel when he gets upset about kneeling to a Geordieman
Davinder not beating the gay allegations today
>>154892361drinking from the Mersey with darealliversissy
>>154892374HOLY FUCKING KEK
Another flopped thread Dave?
>>154892374KEEEEEEK
>>154892374>>154892378Liversissy would like to "beat" some gay allegations.
>>154892378Davinder feeling the heatShould be used to it though because of his skin that sad gay cunt
uh ohhhh transchester melty
>>154892374Jesus, you killed him
>>154892398another floppy penis in liversissy's mouth ahah x
>>154892355Why didn't Isak have one? Was he injured?
Kek Dave got this sissy freak rattled
Davinder kneeling to his GeordieGOD
>Dave posting his gay fanfics>>154892447>Davinder kneeling to his GeordieGODKeeeeeeeeeek
>>154892447Lmao davinders been in a tizzy all day
>>154892447Holy shit Davinder the fat gay bear HAHAHAHA
>>154892398Afraid so and he can't handle it>>154892447My my my oh oh oh
>>154892447Is he praying for his sister (she's in a kebab)
>>154892470jej kebab status?
Rashford is fucking shit
Uh ohhhh tranzester melty
Dave lost and fled
>>154892515Comprehensive David Dilation.Maybe we can have some actual football discussion now.
>Man City interested in Alex Scott
>>154892526thought they wanted tranderson
>Kicker] Final negotiations between Leverkusen and Iraola for him to become new Leverkusen managerWill probably be there 2 or 3 seasons before going up to a bigger club.
>>154892605Hmm... really hope he'll go to Milan
>>154892605uh oh liverpool fanslooks like you really are going to be stuck with slot
>>154892447Liversissy (wearing Liverpool scarf) kneeling before a man. Kek many such cases.
>Davjinder can't see the Manure badgeI thought Indians were bad at reading, not with their general eyesight too!
Can we have 5 posts in a row without Davejeet derailing footy discussion
>>154892605Palacebros...Milansisters...
Anfield Mosque
>>154892697>liversaarssyOH IM LAFFIN
>>154892697You'll never order a vindaloo alone
Who can stop Barca next year with Gordon AND Alvarez?
>>154892697LMAOOOOOOO
>EdersonConfirmed>TonaliOn route.>WhartonOn route.Just need a CB like Bastoni and we're sorted.
Whose massive fall off is going to be the funniest next year? For me I can't see past United when they blow their usual £300m and start collapsing when they have to play one match a fortnight.
>>154892697>liversaarssyfuck sake mate
>>154892751You said that last year. I remember all the shitty memes and then oh look at that we finished 3rd.
>>154892447Kebab bros Halal bros
>>154892763No one said you would do worse than 15th
>>154892447>GyokeresDone>Frimpong On route.>TheoOn route.>HjulmandMedical soon.>Van de VenOn route.Just need a GK like Dibu and we're sorted.
>>154892797literally remember a meme of>17th again
>>154892697SAAAAAARRRRR
>>154892751You said that two years ago. I remember all the shitty memes and me saying we'd win the Europa League but we bottled against Spurs >>154892447Carrick is a Geordie?
>>154892801>>154892816Seething so hard you can't even reply to the correct post.
>>154892447Hindchester KLENK
>>154892697AND SOOOOOO SAAAAARRRR CAN WAIT
>>154892447This is a very popular post. I guess /epl/ knows Tran U cussys are Indian and hate them.
>>154892447GGMU I AM POO IN LOO
>>154892697you've triggered a liversissy dilation episode with this one gonna be sametrannying all night
>>154892447If he's that fat, I bet his sister made a big kebab
>>154892836>>154892697Kek liversaarssy
>>154892420>uh ohhhh transchester meltyEvery single day
>>154892447Poochester Poonited
>>154892447TOTVL GEORDIE VICTORY
>>154892447The White Geordieman lords above the fat arrogant ignorant brown Indian born in Luton
>>154892697aha quality that
>>154892811For Spurs
>>154892851KEEEEEEEEK KEBAB STATUS??
>>154892763>>154892816Weird, I could have swore this was the first season United weren't in Europe and that's why they were only playing once a fortnight.
>>154892447with the girls and laffin me tits off at this pmsl aha x
Liversissy having a proper melty. Lad posting from multiple devices lmao.
>>154892447Is this his dad or brother
>>154892447We only Singh when we're winning
>>154892447BODIED THAT BROWN TROON
Mantroony sat at his dad's PC next to his Krishna statue samefagging every 60 seconds LEL
>>154892004Billy I can get you 5 players right now who all have better looking girlfriends than him
>>154892447>>154892925The Troonchester troony loon lives on /epl/
>>154892447>>154892911lol is that davinder lol lmao
Another Dave L?
>>154892948>Another Dave L?fraid so x
>>154892801>>Gyokeres>Done>>Frimpong >On route.>>Theo>On route.>>Hjulmand>Medical soon.>>Van de Ven>On route.>>Just need a GK like Dibu and we're sorted.lol fucking embarrassing from that 2 club spacker that hasn't a clue about footy
>>154892801>>154892976Davinder thought they'd get Frimpong and Gyokeres?LOL
can't we have 5 posts without a United schizo melty?
special.....you think you're special....you do....
I've heard Arsenal are going in for Tonali and Yildiz
can't escape the joshi menace
>>154892697naughty
fuckin joshipedos
Gordon is going to annihilate Lel Liga.
>>154893197If Gordon pulls a Diaz I think we can safely write off every league that isn't the Prem as SHIT
Not sure about this gimmick of pretending Newcastle United had a good season because of Michael Carrick being manager of Customer FC Comes across as GB cope at a glance
>>154893367It's Liversissy's new gimmick
3rd and no trophy isn’t a good season for United
>>154893367not about poocastle having a good season about a hindu that hates poocastle worshipping someone from poocastle (one of their 60 gods like krishna and vishnu)
>>154893446lol are you stupid? carrick managed 17 games so he's winning the season next title
>open /epl/>see the usual schizo discord raid shite>make post mentioning the usual schizo discord raid shite>close /epl/
Wolves going for TrippierSpurs going for Senesiwtf is this shit
here we are thenthe lads
Can’t believe Tincastle have actually managed to fleece another team for one of their shit players. Gordon averaged about one goal and an assist every 30 matches when he isn’t on pens. Absolute shitter of the highest order, truly woeful. No idea what Flick sees in him other than that he’s fast and can press, but any track athlete could offer that
>>154893862>Prem coefficient
Oh, now I understand why /sp/ and X (the Everything App) posters from places like India, Pakistan, Nigeria, and "West Asia" hate this Arsenal team so much.
>Alex Neillmfao
>Club denies Bruno G and Tonali links>Selling Enzo, Cucurella and possibly Palmer>Jackson returns>Several Strasbourg signings>Evil Saka returnsChelsea are completely broke
>Barcelona is seriously considering signing Bernardo Silva! An offer has been made to him, and this option is now under review. If Barcelona decides to go and sign Bernardo Silva, this would rule out RashfordDamn, Gordon, Alvarez and now Silva
>>154894459>Lel liga taking the prems scraps and ageing starsthe natural order of things
>>154892697Gordon to Barcelona is not a good deal
>>154894459Why don't they sign any defenders
>>154894155blast from the past
>spurs signing robertson & senesiOK then
>Tottenham: Please save us Roberto of Zerbi! Yes we've only spent like £10m less than Chelsea or something lol but if you save us we'll start spending money!>Also Tottenham: Quickly snap up these two shitters on frees lol!
>>154894996For 400k a week combined
>>154892697england
>>154894996insane that spurs still have pull after finishing 17th two seasons in a row
>>154894996How the fuck have they got Senesi
>>154895499£200k a week, London, little interest from other clubs
If you're going to Spurs then you simply lack ambition and crave quiet crowds
>>154895265They pay almost the same wages as Villa
BBC Sport's football awards https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/ckgp05v0qr2o Their PL team of the season attached
>>154895663>anderson over szoboszlaiuh ohsomeone is not going to be happy....
>>154895587Anfield is a quiet place after the sing song
If Man Utd were actually serious, then they'd have gone for Senesi immediately
>>154895697no slobby tobby tonight
Been calling posters plastics in the arsenal thread for a week down and they're currently having a melty lmfao
>barcelona signs the english messibased
>>154896575he's going nowhere??
>>154896575We don’t have one of those
>>154896673He said English
>Ibrahima Konate is expected to leave Liverpool. Despite Konate indicating in April that a deal was close, no agreement has been reached between the French defender and the club@JacobsBen @alex_crook
After spending 500 milly Liverpool now only need a starting cb, starting lb, starting rb, starting lw, starting rw, and starting dm. >>154897070isa slot seen leaving anfield sobbing
>>154894659>Hansi Flick>Defenseanon...
Ah sweet doleman davinder posting his interracial fanfics, even malaysia and indonesia don't do thatYou aren't an Englishman
>Manchester City are also considering wingers on the market if Savinho ends up leaving the club.I misread this Fabrizio post as that City are interested in wiggers, and thought don't they already have Kalvin Philips on their books??
>>154894459They signed Gundogan for a year also when he was on the rebound, it never works out
>>154897100Their recruitment team needs sacking
>>154897357*a raise
>>154897373Double. No, TRIPLE.
>>154895663>Anderson>not XhakaFucking what
>>154895663Once again reminding the thread Anderson is overrated because he is attainable. £50m max.
>>154897261beat that nigga assbeat that nigga ass
>>154897541Lavar would be proud
>>154897584popped my ass
>>154897770>popped my ass
>>154897849KEK niggas ass beat
Do grown men REALLY watch WWE.
>>154898032>Do grown men REALLY watch WWE
>>154898053So yes
>>154898053norm McDonald.png
Nah I watch retards raping their sister
>>949700000
Very bad thread. Make a new one
>>154898475>must split againIt's bad enough as it is without that shite.
>>154898649so why are you using this thread instead of the one that already existed?
Friendly reminder the irish thought jeremy jacquet is enough for CB's signing
Chelsea should sign Konate or Stones they're literally free
friendly reminder jacquet snubbed man u
Quiet night tonight, it's nice to be without the Yanited schizo.Barcelona are in for Gvardiol
>>154902125Are you saying this to bait "dave" so you can have an excuse to create a post that you samefag so much that it derails the thread? We're all tired of your shit.
>>154902125it didn't even last for 1 post
>>154894042> Nigeria> Hates arsenalYou do know that not every country in Africa is islam? Dumb yank
>>154900449>spending £60 million on an unproven 20 year old french CBthey already did that with Yoro
>>154902134He's already started samefagging. All of the sane people left here a long time ago. If I knew a good place to post I would leave here too.
>>154902175ESL
>>154894042Indians and Pakistanis love Arsenal though
Arsenal are a small club
>>154894042I'm Indian and I love Arsenal, fuck off racist twat. Grow up
>indian
>Indian>India>Indi>Ind>Indo >Indon >Indone>Indones>Indonesi>Indonesia>Indonesian
Is this what happened after you endured too many /mug/ for years?
cant wait for this evil fucker to snap Enzo's ankle in training before the WC
Enzos replacement murdering Enzo hmm
>>154902509in all seriousness Chelsea are probably stuck with Enzo unless Florentino Perez decides to sink Madrid even further which I guess you can't rule out
>konate goneSo spool need to sign 2 new CBs then?Mercy mercy
>>154897220He single handedly saves Barca
>>154895707and you get to play europe there too, unlike Spurs
>RashfordKWAB
>>154891991>>154892004Because he's actually dating Mason Mount, always has been.
>>154891991She's just his comfort buddy and child bearer
>>154902469Really strange fella, accidentally spoke to him after he signed for Brighton. His bird looked like a genuine succubus demon
anyone even gonna bother watching this shit next season lmao?
>>154903146We watch it every season, you can bow out right now though cheers
Chelsea
>>154903146Yeah, going to enjoy it a bit too desu. I wish I lived in NZ
>>154903190i bowed out half way through this most recent seasonnot saying i'll be gone forever though, i'll happily come back if they fix it
>>154902307the japs call pajeet 'indo-jin' and now they think we also shit on the street
>ditching EL team to fight relegationthe salary upgrade must be high
borgar
>>154903195Let’s not get silly now
>>154895663Worst PL TOTS of all time
ANDWE'RE LIVEThis morning to tell you that Man Dilated are a grim little club
>>154903306damn.....djinnbros....how do you feel about japoos
>>154903758Please get Anderson
spending money good now
Man United need to swallow their pride and just pay Rashford to leave early, just like Arsenal did with Ozil and Aubameyang. It doesn't matter how good you pretend the player is, a player that no-one else wants is worth £0.
>>154903758I'm thinking Jaxxson as Sesko backup
>>154903822his stock will be very high after he delivers a winning goal for england to cling world cup though
>>154903822>Rashy's contract still has two years to gow e w
>>154903822or just loan him out again. He's very obviously going to want his full salary paid upfront if the club decides to terminate his contract. Just make other club pay his salary for the next 2 years
>>154903861could be worse
>>154903822why is there no option for him to return to Man U ?
Damn Barcelona are such snakesAbandoning Rashford after using him for a season. He even got 30 G/A for them
>>154903822plenty of teams want him
>barca with 100m proposal for julian alvarezcan't wait for the inevitable when they'll have a hard time trying to get their new signings into the registered squad because salary reason, or in the long term they'll go back being skint again
why are a lot of old famous people arsenal fans?
>>154897070BBC reporting this as well now: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cx21dqd7j01oSo who signs him?
>>154904407Spurs
>>154904386Because Arsenal are a classy, classy club. In many circles, they are known as "Classenal"
>>154904407chelshit should unironically get him
>>154904386This tweet rapidly gathers momentum as it gets going, much like the train he's on
hope ugarte has a huge performance in WC so some foolish club can think he's a good player and sign him
>salah, van dijk, trent last season>robertson and konate this seasonwhy does liverpool have so much trouble in nailing down their players to longer contracts?
>>154904407unironically spurs
>>154904522no one wants to play under the bald fraud
>>154904522Tinpot club that only wins the Premier League when no-one else is trying, and only won the Champions League because their opposition was Spurs. The fans also send them death threats if they threaten to put in a transfer request, so they run down their contract instead.
>>154904579Also don't forget that they put so much energy into winning the PL, they fall to pieces and come nowhere close to defending it.
>>154904522>fans are hostile towards you>wages are poor compared to rivals>Liverpool is an unappealing area to live in
>>154903317>2 consecutive seasons of relegation dog fights>still can sign one of the league's best CBs on a freeHow can clubs outside the big 6 compete with this?
>>154904522salah's contract was supposed to last until next season, does he have a break clause that says he can leave for free whenever he wants? kinda weird if such clause exists when liverpool could've probably just sold his ass to arab for 50m at least
>>154904664knowing spuds' luck he'll play 3 games before breaking down and missing months due to an unknown injury
>>154904654Liverpool have a comparable wage bill to Arsenal, Man Utd and PSG (around £3-3.5m per week). And the millionaire footballers will likely live in Cheshire (same area as the Man Utd/City players) rather than Merseyside itself.
>Liverpool need to sign like 10 players and only their only cash in is 20m for Curtis Jones
>>154904654no one that goes to Liverpool or Manchester thinks about living in those players, all the footballers live in Cheshire
>>154904462lel
>>154904386>change your name for attention>still have to use your old name because you're not famous enough to pull it off
Liverpool are as poor as Man U now KEEEK
>>154904833His name wasn't Cat Stevens anyway It's like when Wham changed his name to George Michael
>Southampton legend Jose Fonte has announced his retirement
>>154904833>>154904897He shouldn't be using the / either, there's already a famous musician called Slash.
>>154904386interesting he wants these war criminals "arrested" and "tried", but no mention of convictions, makes me wonder whose side this slash guy is really on
>>154904974Because he believes in fair justice. Not kangaroo courts like Nuremburg.
>>154904788They're gonna struggle to make top 5 next season. No depth in the team.
>>154905321their starting lineup is their depththat's how bad they are with this massive exodus
i was hearing at the start of the season from a certain spastic that liversneed were getting relegated but the ""man" that doesn't know ball" got that horribly wrong
every single person who is confused about Barcelona wanting Gordon ahead of Rashford does not understand football
>>154905606that part
>another sissy leaving on a bosmangrim
>>154905331Brutal. They probably need to spend another 500m.>>154905700Kekd
Ah looks like the united schizo woke up, was a decent half day of football discussion
>>154905331>their starting lineup is their depthSounds like United
>Wolves are close to signing former England international Kieran Trippier.>The 35-year-old has verbally agreed to move to Molineux on a free transfer after his departure from Newcastle.>He is expected to sign a two-year deal, with the option of a further 12 months, to become Rob Edwards' first summer signing.Makes sense for that level.
>>154905790lock up your women
>Liverpool are confident they have sufficient depth at centre-half after recruiting Giovanni Leoni last summer and the arrival of £60m Jeremy Jacquet, 20, this summer.
well yeah, they have The Man Mountain
>>154905891liverpool were WHERE in the table when Leoni got injured?
>>154905949Should call him The Man Fountain cause Liverpuddle are leaking goals
>>154905990he didn't like this...
WHERE IS BLUD GOING?
My my myOh oh oh
>>154904664By winning games
Considering his shit team plays non-league football, 190 has taken Arsenals title win extremely poorly
>>154891958He did "well" because he was desperate for barca to buy him. Like the last time when his contract was running out n he had a genuinely world class season only to drop off a cliff after he put pen to paper. The manure customers call him lazy n entitled but i dont think thats it. I think he physically isnt capable of running around like he used to. Ole played him through injuries all the time n i think it had long term effect on his body. He always have a look of literal pain on his face nowadays. Any club with an ounce of sense would only loan him from now on.
>Every VAR error: How Arsenal escaped red cards and penaltieshttps://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/cvgzl2gmvrzolmao what an article
>>154903317VdV and Romero are off too so he’ll be starting on £200k
>>154906119>twerkalKek
>>154906508Chelsea topped the table so it's obviously meaningless because they were DOG SHIT
>>154903139he gives off a menacing aura. at least through my monitor screen
>Arsenal are notorious for playing thugball all season>Somehow never give a penalty away despite that>Somehow never get a red card despite that>Somehow get the least yellow cards despite thatI wonder what would have looked like if PGMOL had been helping them
The footy discussion is so much better today
>>154904196He went out partying loads, then showed up and played like he didn’t give a shit, and then threw his toys out the pram and demanded to leave. He’s a bad personality to have around the squad.
Kieran Trippier just joined Wolves
reading the OLDs on my monitor screen
Manchester United are going to sign one of Sandro Tonali and Aurelein Tchoumeni this summer [Ben Jacobs]
>>154906119GYATTTTTTT
>250m budget WITHOUT needing to sell players first>just got additional 30m from selling Hojlundthe warchest is realllllllllll
>>154907060Tchouameni is essentially a blacker less mobile Casemiro
>>154907320Tchouameni is a very good player. Let's not pretend otherwise. Not just any old shitter plays for Real Madrid.
>>154907320>blackhe's gonna fit in very well at manure then
madrid seem pretty silent in this transfer window, probably waiting for mourinho to come in first and list the player he needs>inb4 rashford
window has been open for fuck all and we already have a first big ol SNUBerpool
>[Paul Joyce] Liverpool made strong contact with Anthony Gordon's representatives in a serious attempt to sign him, but he rejected a move to his boyhood club in favour of Barcelona
>>154907423Don't believe this is true. Mostly because, if you remember from a previous post, he stopped caring about football after Newcastle blocked his dream move to Liverpool even though they never made a bid for him or even enquired about him.
can anyone make the liverpool's XI lineup + bench with the current news that>salah, robbo, konate leaving on free>mamardashvili getting loaned out because allison stays and he wants to get more gametime>harvey elliot wanting to move to lelds>ekitike probably still not returning to full fitness by next season>curtis jones to inter milanit's actually grim because they're just few injuries away to play your nyoni, your endo OOP>inb4 welcome back tsimikas
I heard Rashy's comin 'ome
Chelsea fans are like 'wow I can't believe we don't have any transfer rumors Xabi must be so stingy and on lock down I'm not used to this'who is gonna tell them
>>154891755do you hate him or something
>>154907423Snubberpool
>>154907343He's got good technical ability and he's a great athlete, but he's way too static for what Real Madrid and France need to win at that level.
>>154907661if you're too static for la liga you can forget about the prem
>>154907517I only heard rumours about Enzo, Cucu and Joao. These three have long contracts and I think they'll stay this season unless other clubs meet Blueco valuation.
>>154907374They're more broke than they let onFlorentino is trying to convince the associates to sell 10% of the club to private investorsBarcelona's levers are child's play compared to this
>>154907915I meant Chelsea fans are saying "oh boy we don't know our targets yet what are they cookin / how exciting" when the reality is they're going to have to sell players to comply with SCR
>>154906508>Chelsea and Arsenal benefitted from the most mistakes, on eight and seven respectively. i.e. Chelsea got the most help (I know) but they're a shit small club so put Arsenal in the headline lmfao
Chelsea actually should've been relegated over West Ham
>>154908167Wouldn't another way to look at it is that the on-field referee made a lot of mistakes that went against Chelsea?
>>154908211No because that doesn't fit with the the woe is me Arsenal agenda
https://x.com/Atletilook at this shit and tell me this isn't them being mindbroken because they bottled so many trophies
>>154908218I know referees aren't perfect and that every champion has a decision or two go their way over the course of the season, Liverpool had a handful last year and City had a couple the year before but this year felt like there were more decisions that went Arsenal's way compared to the previous champions. I still think they were the best team in England last season though but that's more a statement about City and Liverpool taking a step back. I just hope there's fewer controversial decisions next season I feel like such an asshole when I watch a 90 minute game only to feel like the referee decided it.
>Konate leaving>Gordon rejected them in favor of Farca>Senesi preferred fucking SpursSlot really destroyed Kloppos legacy in one year...
>>154908211No the way to look at it is that Chelsea got more PGMOL help than any other club - even using the actual words in the article which for whatever reason says Chelsea got the most help yet has Arsenal in the headline - and they also outspent every other club during the summer apart from Liverpool & still didn't get Europe Anything else is SEETHE and COPE but of course Chelsea conversations never go anywhere so it's understandable
so PGMOL-less Chelsea would've been in a relegation dogfight? good to know
>>154908347I’ve never seen anyone say Chelsea were the beneficiaries of refereeing decisions/ VAR last season. Are you lashing out because everyone is trying to discredit Arsenal’s title?
>>154908430>I’ve never seen anyone say Chelsea were the beneficiaries of refereeing decisions/ VAR last seasonSo read the article I am directly discussing or else go away?
>>154908439I’ve already read the article and rewatched every VAR decision, I did that Wednesday when I first saw the statistics
>>154908365Probably not because these articles never really make sense. According to it Arsenal only got refball in their favour 7 times, including VAR and on field. There's 5 just in this >>154908325 mp4 alone and that was from 1 match. Ironically against Chelsea who were the real PGMOL darlings (they weren't, it was Arsenal as everyone knows).
>>154908455I simply refuse to believe you rewatched literally every single VAR decision this season but either way, you can't have read that article or you wouldn't have said no-one was calling Chelsea a beneficiary of decisions because that article directly and plainly says they were, the top of the list at that. Either way if I was going on pure emotion I'd name Liverpool as having far more calls going their way than the article states, instead I'm going purely by the words of the article (rather than the headline) which says Chelsea had the most PGMOL assistance this season. They finished 10th and will not get Europe. doesn't seem like ref decisions helps much.
>>154908331They gave him 500m to do this
>>154907957if even madrid are broke the whole la liga should be liquidated
>>154908515buying isak was 100% their fault but it was even worsened with the fact that ekitike had a huge injury that may have impacted his future career even if he's finally backso back to relying on gakpiss again
>Danny "Dani's Dad" Dyer has named the two clubs he would allow son-in-law Jarrod Bowen to join. >Asked if Bowen would ever go to now-Premier League champions Arsenal, Dyer told talkSPORT: “He’s never going to do that, why would he? What’s in it for him? >"Real Madrid? Yeah, for sure." >Dyer was then asked about Chelsea: "Why would he go there? City? I wouldn't mind that, I'd suffer that." >Liverpool were not mentioned in the conversation.
>>154908310It's tricky for these sorts of teams I suppose Only 1 or 2 - in Germany and France, 1 - clubs hoovering up all the cash and even the also-rans struggle
>>154908495the bbc article is pure copeeveryone complains about decisions that dont go their way and forget about decisions that doin the end all the decisions even outits funny how the recalibrated table still results in mostly the same outcome
>>154908534Isak proved himself to be unprofessional and they still got him. Mindboggling.
>>154908578scumpool fans obviously didn't see that even from an inch away, they only saw it as 'haha free isak nowwww, keep on rebelling my boy'
>>154908628Which is crazy because they gave Trent death threats for completing his contract
>>154908534For me the best part was Ekitike getting sent off against Southampton in the League Cup after getting pissed off that Isak was there to replace him and not support him up front. This directly led to Liverpool losing to Palace and their season imploding.
>>154908663Actually, Trent chose to walk alone.
>>154908571Villa were the most fouled team with no pens. Most impacted by VAR last season and 2nd most this season. It doesn’t all even out for some clubs.
>>154908331You mean his own legacy considering he turned a klopp team that bottled the league before he left and got bummed but atalanta into a team that won the league?
>>154908714>Most impacted by VAR last seasonno, villa were the 2nd most benefited during the 24/25 seasonhttps://www.espn.co.uk/football/story/_/id/40894476/how-var-decisions-affect-premier-league-club-2024-25
Ynr Berbatov and Schneiderlin being drama queens to leave their clubs for Transchester
>>154908770jadon poocho, tevez, heinze etc etc
>>154908792didnt Heinze want to leave tran u for sneedpool
Where does Barcelona find the funds for these transfers?
>>154908714>fouledVilla dive all the time
>>154908749They had the most goals overturned because they played an offside trap. They had the most missed decisions at 6.
>>154908770it's okay when they do it though
>>154908714Deserved it for fielding the u15s against Spurs
>>154906508>Arsenal should have conceded three penalties and received three red cards>In total, Arsenal had seven referee mistakes in their favour, while London rivals Chelsea gained from eighthmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
certain West Ham fans having a meltdown because Wolves signed a 35 year old Kieran Tripper kek, we already have a better RB
Canada WC squad announcement in a touch over three and a half bings, if my boys Ismaël Koné, Promise Akinpelu, and Moïse Bombito don't make the team I'm officially Marsch. Also I hope he names local hero Ali Ahmed as captain
>>154909450*Marsch OUT. Sorry I was distracted thinking back to when the boys STEAMROLLED over everyone in their path on their way to taking home the prestigious Canadian shield
>>154909450Nonguiso Makhemba for me
Gordon got announced lad
Tonali to Man Utd for £75-90 millionWhat the fuck is wrong with these cunts?
It's funny how Osimhen has fallen from the face of the earth because everyone and their dogs are used to the info that he's a massive money grabber and probably also a cancer for the dressing room.
am I being hasty in saying we should become /trans/ sooner rather than later?
>>154909615You know what i think you should earlyfag the next thread and put /trans/ to it. This general has fallen victim to that so might as well fight fire with fire.
>>154909598He's similar to Isak
>>15490954775m for Tonali ain't bad
why do united fans love trannies so much
>>154909661This is a football transfer thread.
just want to stick my nose in /trans/ lads without all these weirdos posting
>>154909655if it was 75m he would be going back to italy
>>154909724Italian league peasants cant afford that
>>154890553>Tottenham reach verbal agreement to sign Andy Robertson,Do they want to be fighting relegation again?
>>154909752Let's hope so!
Please make /trans/ already before the schizo is claiming a new thread
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>>154909752>let club legend bobbo walk for free>spend a bajillion on his replacement too stupid to cut his own hairthe writing was on the wall
>>154909811early
>>154909810>A normal transfer thread is schizophrenic You seem butthurt
>>154909529Announced as a fag
>>154890570Why would he go to Palace. He should go to Newcastle unironically
Is champions league final on tonight? Was sure it was on sunday.
>>154909824Do you cut your own hair?Robbo is like 34 and literally cant consistently start matches. Kerkez is only 22
