THE MONDIALS, GROUP Z>Wednesday 3rd June, 202620:45 Luxembourg - Italy>Sunday 7th June, 202621:00 Greece - ItalyReminder to value the Mondials, let's go boys up and not take yourselves in round.Previous >>154838770
Teun
>De Laurentiis under investigation for unauthorised building work at the Maradroga stadiumcan't make this shit up
>>154891634Forza Milan!
negru
nihao
Comolli buy a nihao player
Sinner tried to be like Roger...
Like Roger? The Swiss? Yeah I can see, with this scorching heat I get what you're referencing to... all this sudden warmth and fire, with no way to escape it... it's a very familiar situation for you Helvetians
Kōnstantinos Koulierakīs, défenseur grec de Wolfsburg est dans la short list de la Juventus pour le mercato d’été ! Le joueur vient d’être relégué avec en 2.Bundesliga et pourrait représenter une belle opportunité.
If he couldn't handle gluten he'd be called Kōnstantinos Coeliacis
>Milan are using Charles Gould’s Retexo platform to select their new sporting director, with Tiago Pinto (a former Roma executive) reportedly under consideration.
if Vesuvio decides to commit suicide with Allegri for whatever reason this is the year Riomma can unironically dream big, couple of decent transfers and Gasperini could win his first league.
>>154892003you keep talking as if the title race weren't a corrupt mess swayed with calls being made by knuckle-knocking and flicks of wrist from outside the VAR control room.
IO CHE SO' QUALIFICATO ADESSOIN QUELLA CHAMPIONS DOVE ER LIVERPOOL SCIPPA DE TUTTOL'AIUTINO NON È PIÙ LO STESSOSTO RIGORINO NON HA ER TUO SAPORE ED ORARUBBARE NON ME PIACE PIÙMA LO FACCIO SOLO PE DIMENTICARMI DE MOUCO' TAYLOR NEL PARCHEGGIO URLANTEE DANIE' CHE DICEVA "AO È SVENUTO NDICKA"MO ME BUTTO IN AREA CON UN ALTROMA OGNI VOLTA IN CONFERENZA STAMPAMI RICORDO QUANDO C'ERA UN BURINOCHE SORRIDEVA AR GOL DE ANGELIÑOÈ SIGNORISSIMO MA NON È TESÌ È SIGNORISSIMO MA NON È TELUI È SIGNORISSIMO MA NON È TELUI È SIGNORISSIMO MA NON È MICA TE
What will happen to Italian talent Franchino this summer?
>Journalist Daniele Autieri: "The investigation we are conducting with Report reveals that, in addition to the criminal liabilities currently under scrutiny, a system of power prevails amongst referees in which the referee coordinator Rocchi held sway over the selection of officials who would take to the pitch during matches. The selection of referees must be based purely on their technical qualities. Instead, our investigation reveals that, amongst other criteria taken into account, there was also the question of which referees were most easily controlled. This system of power had also been reported on more than one occasion to the FIGC Prosecutor’s Office, with complaints that were systematically dismissed. Our in-depth report examines not only the issue of referee management but also the Federal Prosecutor’s Office’s negligence or wilful inaction."
>>154892070I believe and tbqh hope Malago can kill the monotony of the modern calcio system, no better way to do it than a Cesaroni reign.
Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 4 (not to be confused with Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare) trailer is uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLbst85USN8
>>154892821Yeah but is it a sequel to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (2013) or Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 (2023)?
>>154892821>12 maps in 4 years>one of them is SHIPMENT>no omnimovement, tac sprint still a thing>Makarov dies during one of the first missions>releasing 3 weeks before GTAWhat the fuck are they doing, Satya Elkanella has been smoking hard lately?
Calcio desperately needs a futurism period, someone that can Zang Tumb Tumb away all the decrepit shit that infests the sport. >No more sporting directors working in the country for 20 years swapping from club to club. >No more managers coaching for 20 years despite all their failures swapping from club to club. >No more agents using the clubs to prop up their fortunes.>No more pay to play primaveras. >No more journalists that have spewed their bullshit unpunished for 20 years or more. Kill everything with fire until it can no longer move and put a bullet in its head afterwards, then it might just start recovering.
Eleonora Satyaka
>>154892950five measures and not a single one that tackles the cancer eating away at the movementi'm impressed anon
>Japan - Tunisia will be the 1000th game to be played at a World Cup>the 2026 World Cup will have 104 games played in its totalityWew, they weren’t kidding about the inflation of games
>>154891634based mondials poster
>>154893305>104Hehehehehehe
>Greenwood to RiommaLazio should sign a pedo asap
NON · ANTE · PACABITVR ITALICVM · CERTAMEN · QVAM ⋮ CVM · IVVENTVTE NVMEN · SVVM · CONCILIAVERIT
>All*gri to Naplel done deal
>>154893536>Nabule fucking deadVery nice, finally this era is over
Inter-ChivuNapoli-ALLEGRIRoma-GasperiniComo-FabregasJuve-SpallettiAtalanta-SARRIFiorentina-GROSSOLazio-GATTUSOUdinese-RunjaicCagliari-PisacaneGenoa-De RossiLecce-Di FrancescoParma-CuestaVenezia-StroppaFrosinone-AlviniMilan-???Bologna-???Torino-???Sassuolo-???
Maximilian Gays
>>154893570I wonder who else will get tricked into hiring the Bald Fraud after he inevitably gets fired by De Laurentiis after a few months
Crans Montana-CERN's Fire and Rescue Service
>>154893579Cassano or Pellegrino Amaterasu to bbilan
>>154893579>MilanIvan Juric>BolognaXabi Alonso>TorinoJoachim Low>SassuoloIgor Tudor
>Luka Modrić announcing his RETIREMENT after World Cup is not ruled out.Ralf Rangnick, RedBird’s favourite candidate to become sporting director, is proposing Matthias Jaissle as a candidate for the Rossoneri bench.>Gerry Cardinale also appreciates Mauricio Pochettino. He is not the favourite, but he is among the coaches being considered.
>>154893644watching bbilan sink to 10th place, led by a bunch of autistic germans melting down in the throes of panic attacks, would be the most entertaining spectacle since rudi garcia at nabule
>>154893681Post-Traumatic Zlatan Disorder
the loudmouths keep blathering about the dinosaurs grinding Italian football to a halt, and then you realise that there are three Italian managers coaching foreign national teams at the World Cup from all corners of the globepure comedy gold tier funny jej
Fellas is Soule good? I’m not in charge of transfers so an honest answer is fine.
>>154893888Yes, just not as fit as you'd like him to be. But once you get him away of the Indian burial ground under the Trigoria he'll be fine and gud.
>>154893908We would be rotating him at first. Is he better on the right or 10? Good to see Malen succeed, Emery didn’t play him much.
lmfao rip Vesuvio fans
>>154893888How's the art hoe situation in Birmingham?
Unpopular opinion: Allegri at Napoli will be a success because the club is one of the FIGC’s favourites
>>154894013>Allegri at Napoli will be a successIf he doesnt get sabotaged by the management sure (and if inter stops paying refs)
will be rooting for whoever can eliminate the NT from the euro qualifications, be it Czechia or Romania or the Faroe islands.
>>154894072Lippi needs to come out of retirement and coach Milan so that he can connect four/score five
Inter/Roma/Juventus for the tile race.Napoli/Como/Milan/Atalanta for the 4th place. pick the final order you prefer.
>>154894005In recession
Maybe we should bring back Ronaldo
I'm envisioning a Bayern & Bundesliga situation with Inter & Serie A moving forward
And mo you explain to me how he found a non-tornio related job
No offense but
a true milanista will support Inter in the next title race
Blimey
>>154894173>only football director that knows his jobwould be based desu
just unironically have floyd and kalunigger as your starting cbs bro
I just washed my car ffs why would Meloni do this
How long until Meloni lowers the price of hard drive's, SSD's and Steam Deck's?
someone seriously needs to study AdL's inferiority complex towards the northern teams, it would at least make sense if the Buciano season had never happened.
>>154893536allegro is like an apocalypse horseman of calcio, spreading pain and misery among clubs
>>154894465the garcia/mazzarri/calzona season scarred him for life
the shitty thing is that he will probably do really well: the players fucking hate conte's guts so now they will be more relaxed during the week and perform on matchdays, the team is already better than milan as we stand
>>154893888I know FOR A FACT Soulé is looking for the best luscious darkwave girls with bangs and hairy pussy to fuck in Turin, he has contacted me for intel.
Kevin the brown in the sturaro role
> Bologna: Di Francesco and Tedesco are the main candidates for next season's campaignYep, Sartori is sniffing the thickest glue on the market
>>154894625Vesuvio will always be remembered for Benitez, Sarri and Spalletti desu, Porcellotti was a flop, I would argue Conte was a flop overall despite the title Inzaghi handed them. Now it's the final nail.
>>154894465all he wants are the CL money.>>154894878My man Di francesco deserves another chance with a decent club
DiFra actually did a miracle nearly avoiding relegation with those Frosinone and Venezia squads. He's earned one last shot.>>154894649He won't, unless you consider top 4 as doing well.
>>154894914Germano will not like the neglect meted out to Edy Reja
>Nabuletans already going Masaniello mode against allnegru
>>154895446Seethesperini looks like a mix of Yahu and 'stein
>>154895323>>154893536lmao serie shit is not a real league
>>154895446Io volevo nonno Ranieri al Napoli :(
Name a single good player allegri coached except ronaldo
>>154896109Matthijs de Ligt.
>>154896109Matta Della Luce
>>154896136You couldn't have picked a clearer example of a player that only looked decent when he was coached by allegri
>>154896197Ten Hag doe
>Juve, Lazio and Milan in full banter era>Napoli beginning their banter eramore, I want twenty Comos and all the legacy clubs up in flames
That sounds like a good idea, but then you grow up to the age of12
In 2006, I refused to support an Italian team whose manager and captain were two figures who had knowingly been involved in the Moggiopoli mafia scandal. Whilst the majority of Italians were celebrating, I remained unmoved.And it wasn't a flippant decision made by an 'anti-Italian' like certain fans who, for reasons that deserve a separate thread, have chosen regardless not to support Italy, rightly or wrongly. I was born and raised in Sardinia with ancestors from Campania and Sardinia, and I have always felt Italian, despite the discrimination that many of my compatriots from the north direct towards those from the south (or that people across the peninsula, from north to south, direct towards Sardinians, when they decide to call those imbeciles of the Cagliari ultras 'sheep herders' or 'sheep-ass-fuckers' as if there were no other ways to attack them).So I'll manage to stay consistent this time too, and if Allegri were to lead us to a treble as far as I'm concerned it'll be as if I missed it because I was in a coma until his resignation or sacking.But as I've already said, the real mistake on my part would be to predict disaster for Napoli, as I've seen some people here do when Italiano's arrival was being mooted (almost as if hoping to be proven right).So Forza Napoli Sempre. See you around, and you've got my support too.
>GULU might not play football ever again
tl;dr
Tudor Lippi; Delneri Ranieri
Knee gone man
yall niggas kinda cooked with Lumentale fr
>>154896285the time is ripe
Wait, Lukakker was at Roma??!
Mo lukaku played for riomma
Emre Can?!?!??
6 days of nofap and it's literally torture
>>154896362i know who you are
La Viola won
>play under Guardiola almost your entire career >have to endure Conte first and the Allegri to earn your retirement fund in the hospice league >part of a failed golden generation what a tragic figure
>>154897393At least sfinter was kind enough to gift him and his oil club an UCL trophy
lmao Iranola rejected them for the 15th placed team in the EPlelWill the humiliations ever stop?
>>154897539At what point does "European DNA" refer to the Europa Leageue instead of the Champions League?
there isn't a single Italian team that's more appealing than the bottom of the premier league table or the top of the bundes, perhaps Sfinter but I wouldn't be so sure. The world laughs at serie a with good reason.
Serie A 2026/27 will kick off on Sunday, August 23, 2026, and wrap up on Sunday, May 30, 2027.Sleep tight /serieaugust/
*handballs their way into a final*
Read a Dibu Martinez rumor and that might be the reason I'll start drinking, I absolutely need to forget.
>>154897944His keeping metrics are a lot better than Alisson’s fwiw, there aren’t really great options on the market without spending money though
>>154897871Do NOT i repeat do NOT read the attackers list
Red Dead Reggiana
sleep tight /serieschizo/
>Bernardo not happeninglmao can't even get the boiled free transfers anymore
Unironically allegri immediately wins the triplete at napoli
yes the 4th place, cl ro16 and cup semifinal
the "are you winning son?" pic, but with Rocchi knocking on the door of Lissone's control room asking the VAR sinson
>>154899338>me and Rocchi share the same headset
Giorgio Furlani was a hero...I just couldn't see it
Good morning!>Andoni Iraola has communicated to Milan that he will not accept the offer. He isn't ready for the pressure to coach a big team.Milan are also evaluating Ramon Planes as sporting director. He is currently at Al-Ittihad Club and previously worked with Pochettino at RCD Espanyol and Tottenham Hotspur F.C.>In recent hours, Planes and Milan have reportedly spoken remotely.Pochettino is also highly appreciated by Gerry Cardinale. So much so that the parties resumed discussions yesterday via video call, despite the Argentine coach publicly denying it.>Gerry Cardinale remains convinced that Pulisic can be a key figure in Milan’s new project.Despite his difficult recent period, Pulisic has still scored 42 goals in 134 appearances for Milan. The only potential issue is age if Milan were to fully embrace a project led by Ralf Rangnick, whose philosophy traditionally favors younger profiles.
>>154903436LMAOOOO first good joke in this thread
>>154903420me too..
>gayming headsets in 2026Fras...
>Best defences of the season (least xG conceded): >Juventus - 33.0(xG)>Como - 33.9(xG) >Inter - 34.8(xG)No but according to /serieass/' brightest minds Di Gregorio is an elite GK because he can pass it to a defender 3m away from him (he actually can't)
>>154904011>cassano and bbilan on the coverIt's happening
We are back! Shitaly won’t make it to the Status Unitus but that doesn’t mean YOU can’t join in on the fun! https://play.fifa.com/fantasy/join-league/R1SDPUAG
>They hate me so much, it's a sickenin' thing>They must've heard wrong on the call>I sent 'em a sack 'cause I wanted you shipped to the king>When you was a part of the team>We used to be plannin' our Mexico trip in the spring>We must've been dealin' in spur of the moment 'Cause why did we think you could get us a ring?I know Rafa is singing this to santi
No idea who it's talking about
What's some twinkazzo coded car brand
>>154904198rafa and santi need to book a oneway-only trip to arabia asap
>>154904245Only santi
>>154904243Ligier
>>154904399
>>154904201I believe this is called twinking out
Big offerte lavorative thiago btw
Mo next week ritorno in the Shitalia (I’m going to go up Vesuvius, knowing my luck the fucker will explode)
>https://x.com/38Bianconero/status/2060299971711111282?s=20Whats going on here?
So it turns out that Allegri already had an agreement with Napoli on wednesday before the final matchGerry should sue this asshole, but he's a broke chump
>>154897576Shut up duccio
>>154905345And ibraZ and cardinalZ were talking with literally who coaches one week before the last game
>Cristian Volpato to switch allegiance from Italy to Australia in time for World Cup.Intrasting
Fugazzola bros our humiliation ritual continues
He's risen!
I'm crying LMFAO what is this
>>154905465Allegri was in contact with DeLa a month agoMaybe that's why that fight with Ibra in the restaurant happened
How much of a contrarian do you have to be to think to yourself: the universally acknowledged "ADL" is too commonplace for me so I'll have to make up a whole new abbreviation in "DeLa"?
Milannews is filled with faggot cucknalists aka Allegri's friendsImagine trying to push the agenda that Allegri requested Camarda back in January and that Furlani and Ibra got Fullkrug instead(when Tare is the one who got Fullkrug because Furlani was trying to get Mateta behind his back) when we know that Allegri only plays dinosaur players and doesn't even know who the fuck Camarda even is
Wait Gerry is broke?!?! economical scudetto bros... what did gerry do with all the tracksuit gibs
>>154905731Let’s start the season with a coach and director that hate each other what could go wrong
>>154905731Ferrero 'potted
>>154905804The fuck?DeLa doesn't warrant that kind of importance for me to keep up with popular abbreviations
he's just gone and done it!
Adl is as finished as the anti defamation league
>>154905828A non-sleeping Ferrero, at that!
>>154905821>Sballet wants Zingaro>Comolli doesn't want to renew himWho's going to ragequit first? One thing is for sure though, we're screwed either way next seasonJust 2 more total resets bros :)
>>154905586why would youngsters want to ruin their lives if, at the first opportunity, they're sacrificed on the altar of the nation just to cook six months of riomma's books?
>Someone, in the past few days, had told Spalletti: "Alisson is signed".t. La Agresto
>>154905731>>154904955For the next time
>>154905905I thought he was a free transfer but apparently he has 1 more year on his contract? Wtf were they expecting to happen when Liverpool found out exactly?
>The statement from AIMC:We, the Milan supporters, can no longer remain silent in the face of a confused, arrogant, and unworthy management of this club’s history. We are witnessing the dismantling of Milan’s identity by a leadership that seems unable to understand what Milan truly represents.A club like Milan deserves planning, competence, respect for its own history, and a clear vision elements that today seem increasingly absent.The decisions made by the management have generated confusion, driven away enthusiasm, and weakened the bond between the team and its supporters. Those who represent Milan must understand the weight and responsibility of these colors: marketing is not enough, slogans are not enough results, identity, and ambition are required.To Gerry Cardinale, we contest a cold, distant, and purely financial approach. Milan is not an investment fund, nor a brand to exploit: it is one of the most glorious clubs in world football, built by men, champions, and supporters who deserve respect. If all this is impossible for you, then the door is right there!To Zlatan Ibrahimović, we say that charisma and catchy phrases are no longer enough. Competence, responsibility, and results are needed. If all this is impossible for you, then the door is right there!Milan deserves executives worthy of its history, not improvised experiments and approximate management.You have failed to understand one fundamental thing: those who lead Milan have the duty to live up to its standards.And today, you are not.Our faith will never end. We will continue to support the shirt and the Rossoneri colors, we will continue to travel miles, we will continue to spend sleepless nights because Milan comes before everything and everyone.But precisely because of our love for these colors, we will no longer accept silence, superficiality, and mediocrity.WE ARE MILANShame.Give Milan back its dignity.Respect Milan.Respect its history.Respect the supporters.
Big fan of the linguistic coaching change at Bologna.Vincenzo Italiano is about to be replaced there by Domenico Tedesco.
Perillo is what they wanted Camarda to be. In a normal sport he would be getting regular top league time in two years top, in the cesspit of a sport knows as calcio he'll probably rot in serie B and the the bottom half of the league for his entire career.
>>154905923Yeah, they want 5-10m for his transfer lolApparently Alisson was convinced they'd let him walk without a pricetag
My sides when I read about the supposed "dignity" of the AC Bbilan
>>154905994thankfully we are on the same boat now cause your jewish overlords keep fucking up
>>154904885>I’m going to go up Vesuvius, knowing my luck the fucker will explodelook at the bright side, if it happens you'll become /seriea/'s hero
>>154905969considering the goalkeeper is the main reason why they finished behind Milan and Roma 10M seem like spare change.
>>154905586Was this wog ever a chance for Italy or is this sloppy seconds
>>154905731I can't decide between the gallows and the guillotine, what I am sure is that they don't deserve the honor of a firing squad
>Allegri spoke with the locker room after Monday to bring someone from Milan's locker room to Napoli should the opportunity arise. The two names are Rabiot and Alexis, the third name is an important name but I have conflicting sources that I will verify. (Luca Cohen)No words
Pochettino with a decent team wins the serie ass in ciabattissime
>>154906297how highly do you rate Circati? That's your answer
>>154905810>when we know that Allegri only plays dinosaur players and doesn't even know who the fuck Camarda even isLiterally no source of this whatsoever
>how do you expect to win with only DeBruyne and Mctominay? I need Rabiot toogive him Kone and Paz too just to be safe
>>154906297Can you really talk about "seconds" when only 1 of the 2 teams is going to the World Cup?
What is it going to be /seriea/, BE or NE?(Malen might play RW, leaving Teun on the bench, if any of the strikers are actually fit and firing)
>Jacob Michael Italiano (born 30 July 2001)[1] is an Australian professional soccer player who plays as a right back for Austrian Bundesliga club Grazer AK and the Australia national team.if it wasn't for the fact they tried to rob us in 2006 with the Materazzi red card I could spiritually root for the kangaroos
>>154906407>Malen might play RWas poo as serie a might be you have a dude cosplaying as Ronaldo scoring goals for fun every 50 minutes and you're going to play him on the wing? I can't root for this I'm sorry.
>>154906426That Koeman Feel where Depay is in your squad and has 2 functioning muscle fibers
>>154906410This guy used to be a meme in /bundes/ for all of 2 days
>>154906410Are you for fucking real, did you forget how Shitaly had to refball to win against Australia? Are you shitalians genuinely this dense
>Comolli's wife works with Beppe RisoAny Riso coded striker that can replace Vlahovic?
>>154906723modesto was also part of the riso-connection according to corona
I think the fifa fanta is broken, I made a team with the most expensive players from argentina, brazil, germany, france and the netherlands
>>154906741So much for the meme algorithms huh
>>154906723>Lucca, Camerda and Pinamonti are Riso's most valuable strikers according to transfermarktYeah 7th-8th place it is next season with Palladino (another Riso boy) at the wheel
Pinamonti is actually a top tier striker and I'm tired of pretending otherwise, give him to Gasperini and Watch him score 24 goals with ease.
>>154906803elkann is th e funniest guy ever for not realizing grimolli is like, brazenly corrupt >>154906833he’d probably do fine, genuinely excellent crisis actor who somehow keeps ending up as the fall guy at self-sabotaging clubs
>>154906359They can take SalashitRabiot resta
>>154906373Source? His entire careerAllegri is a dinosaur who hates players under 28(unless they're fodder workhorses and/or niggers)He especially hates attacking/creative playersThere's a reason Comotto was sent out on loan while he kept Bartefodder
Como has to buy Comotto and give him the number 8 jersey, they just have to.
>>154907219They should also hire Comolli as their CEO
>there are 3 white kids in the french U17has to be a record
>>154907483absolutely antisemitic
>Believe Munongo (born 23 November 2009) is a French professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Metz.>Believe Munongo
DO NOT look up Atletico's Xitter, or actually do pleasehttps://x.com/Atleti/status/2060394673508683979
Spaniards with a sense of humour, now I've seen it all. Comedykino
Fabl-ACK!
#believeallmunongo
business idea: bring Morata back just to kill Belgio but for real
>A meeting took place today between the owners, the management and Luciano Spalletti. On the agenda was a joint plan to get to work straight away over the coming weeks. The shared aim and priority is to strengthen the team as effectively as possible.t. R.O. M. E. O. A. G. R. E. S. T. I.>as effectively as possible.Both quitting by December btw
>we need to at least draw against this Denmark team to avoid getting atropelated by Spain in the semiI can already picture the mental collapse
based Baldini talking shit about the Italian clubs
good ebening serie based finale starts now
>>154908415what happened?
Which Italian region makes the best pizza?
Im still laughing about calf ragnarok
>>154908532Thank you Germano I'm glad you appreciated thatJmedical is the gift that keeps on giving
>>154908540Imagine all the Europa League-tier talento's that will have their medicals there this summer...
>>154908552>Europa League-tier talento'sWTF we're upgrading our squad?!
Thiago Silva to Lazio btw
>>154908523apulia salento
>>154908588Lazio reaching Jmedical levels
>>154908568I laffed lole
>>154908609Is this a MasterchefIT 16 preview?
>>154908597NiceOver here the best place claims they are “Sicilian” pizza Which if true it’s not that bad
>>154908655There’s also a “napolitan” one that’s good
>>154908617Idk, all I know for sure is that Damien is at the stove and he's ready to cook.
>>154908523outside of Vesuvioland most restaurants make thin as fuck pizzas which aren't bad but certainly aren't great, you actually need to look for a good pizza wherever you are.
>>154908680New Comolli picture acquired!
if they were bottom of the league they'd have been called Catanzero
Because of woke leftism it's not allowed to be called "Colonizers of Catan" anymore, just "Catan" these days I'm 'fraid.
Catalanzaro
https://jigex.com/7pRDjhttps://jigex.com/7pRDjhttps://jigex.com/7pRDjhttps://jigex.com/7pRDjhttps://jigex.com/7pRDj
Matthew Liberals
Italy's brave Fellipe Jack Ozilio Moreira Pacheco
>>154908808he looks dutch if anything
>>154908877does he really?
Just spend 12 minutes of my life moving around pieces of a picture of two obese negrus
>>154908932He wouldn't look out of place on a speedskating rink alongside De Boo.
Grim
>tfw no Calabrian flag weaving ultras gf
>>154908932>coop banner
>>154908065grim
>>154908979So I'm assuming he was either injured or plain shit? Or both? Thanks for the deadwood @Grimtoli
how does it feel to know even (You) could make a living working for a serie B team graphics department?
>>154908979CALCIOOOOOO
>>154908979Post the Douglas Luiz (fat) image
>>154909110thats actually muttuidi
I was looking for it by typing "lui" in the search bar but this popped instead and wtf
Old bitter of the Cape
Hehehe
if we get gonda after sborletto ragequits we might get 3 ragequits in a single season
>>154909154Kek
very funny name Pompetti
Kek allegri is going to take an anno sabbatico you fucking poorfags, he's only taking terroidi by the ass for a bit and then will just get cardinalebucks for the next season
has jj considered getting gud players?
Today I ate>five apples (green)>one little basket of apricots>a piece of raspberry tartIts way too hot to eat "normally"
>>154909242If this happens he humiliated poorfags, cardinale, slatan, terroni, adl, serie ass, shitalians, italiano, and thiago loffa all at once
what a match
what a sir
K I N O
Best 10 minutes of calcio of the season incoming
Danejeet blog updateWent to the Pharaoh exhibition
>>154909566El shaarawy has his own exhibition? He is truly a roma (and Milan) legend
>>154909566How does a serie ass journey get an exhibit
Pharaoh Psusennes’ Gold collar (heaviest artifact of the ancient world)
Close up of the bling
>>154909620excellent pato engraving
3000 year old memes
>>154909671
>>154909680
>>154909690
>>154909690>A lion, a stork, a crocodile and a snake enter a bar
>>154909704
Monza and Venice should have the money to try and not get relegated
>>154909725
>>154909739venezia will stay up, they have Basic and a good project
if at the end the table defines who goes to A, then why do they do the play-off? two fucking games
Golden Sarcophagus of an Egyptian Queen from like 3000 years ago.Some local Arabs found the gravesite in the 1800’s so they looted it and destroyed the mummy and much was lost, but the sarcophagus was saved.
Sassuolo better give Aquilani that bench, or Cairo if he wasn't a retard.
>>154909786Close up of the detail
>>154909781We live in low-trust times
>>154909781because the k in serie bkt stands for kino, playoffs are a vastly superior way to end a league as proven again and again by serie b, the championship and any league worth liking.
The Queens golden bee chain
>Monza 0-2 Catanzaro>Aggregate Score: 2-2 (both teams have 2 away goals)>Monza promoted because they finished higher during the regular seasonwhat? Why are Italy's rules so weird.Get rid of this rule.Get rid of Head to Head.Get rid of 17th and 18th having to play each other if they finish even on points.Stop sharing stadiums.Drink coffee after 10pm.Grow up.
>Danejeet visited the FIGC museum from 2056
>>154909841>>154909841because they played 38 matches before the playoffs lol, it's only fair the team that did better throughout the season doesn't get penalized by a coin toss
>>154909841its good tho, teams shouldn't settle for getting into the playoffs, they should strive to be as high up the table as possible
>>154909816then let them go to extra time, to pens, don´t go to the fucking table leaving us all with blue ballsmadlad here >>154909841 is absolutely right
>be me 2 months after the warranty period ends>€500+ monitor starts having these lines along the bottom that won't go away no matter how much you reset the settings or update the firmware or change cables/inputs/devicesJUST
>>154909880no then the league play would actually be pointless, it's perfectly convoluted just right.
Painted tablet from some pharaoh daughters tombApparently all these scripts and items in the tombs would be needed by people to cross into the afterlife which is like an MMORPG attunement quest.Scripts, enchants, spells, gifts etc. that would make their journey easier
>>154909886he didn't buy the warranty extension? Fry it
>>154909886you paid 50% off for the screen, so you'll just have to accept that 50% of the pixels are on strike
>>154909920play-off is tournament format, table should define who goes against who the first matchday, then you throw the table off the window like in all civilized footy tournaments with a group phase
>>154909939Nice posts bro. Keep doing it
Anyone who defends the Serie B format deserves to see their lineage end up like a Belgian league play-off
Any WoW vanilla enjoyers here is your Ahn Qiraj
>>154909995Ahn Qiraj loot*
>>154909993filtered
>>154909886Ah yes the landsat 7 of monitors
>>154909995Close up
>>154909786>jjs most recent trophy is older than this sarcophagusgrim
>>154910026>actively buying into certified Gallianisloppeasant, retard and downie
>>154909993actually my good sir, I prefer the more refined Serie Cino
Egyptians had beer factories and drank lots of beer apparently
tfw you will never go to an ancient Egypt birrificio
Royal Egyptian kids would all wear one of these earrings apparently
>>154910193
Il Cairo Vattene, Museo Maurizio
>>154910063stick to serie ass
Not enjoying playoffs is a feminine trait
If you’ve seen this eye symbol before it’s from an ancient Egyptian lore story:The god Osiris (god of order and structure), was king of Egypt and a very competent and well liked King. His brother Seth (god of chaos and wrath) is jealous of him, and kills him out of spite, and seizes the throne for himself.Osiris and his wife Isis son Horus challenges his uncle Seth and tries to retake the throne. Seth wounds Horus and breaks one of his eyes.Isis then heals Horus eye, and Horus goes on to defeat Seth and restore order.So the eye is a symbol of protection, healing and restoring order.I think the real story is much more complex and longer. This just a crude tl;dr
>>154910474>Occhio Udjat coincidentally he also plays for Milan futuro
The ancient egyptians were buried in multiple nested layers of sarcophaguses The outer ones were usually wood, then stone, then metal (gold for pharaohs).The richer and more important someone was the more layers they had and the final layer would be Gold.Each layer was another set of religious armor and enchants / spells for their souls journey into the afterlife.Pic related is for example an outer stone layer sarcophagus.
>>154910564He's just like me
>>154910564This is instead the Gold mask (most inner layer) of Pharaoh Amenemope.So they would have a gold sort of suit from legs to shoulders, and then this gold mask. Then below this would be the mummy wrapped in linen and amulets / jewelry.
Anciet Egypt is the Juventus of ancient civilizations, you look at what they did at home and you'd think they would colonize the entire Mediterranean, but when it came to international wars they got their ass spanked in the finals more often than not.
https://x.com/nato/status/2060320565886435574What in the twinkazzo
>>154910683You also have rulers such as Tutanelkhannon who couldn't manage their own empire due to incompetence/young age
Need that Tutanelkhannon edit like J. K. Simmons needs photos of Spider-Man
>>154910705>Tutanelkhannonheehehe
No one does nicknames quite like Jj fans who hate jJ do
>>154910474You skipped the part where isis sucks dick
Tutwinkhamun
>On Friday, Feyenoord announced its pre-season schedule for the 2026–2027 season. Notably, the opponent for the traditional opening match on Sunday 2 August had not yet been revealed. It has since emerged that the Rotterdam club is aiming for an attractive fixture against Italian side Atalanta Bergamo.If La Dea is there, then so will I.
to his friends, simply Tuta
This fresco reminded me of that Samurai Jack episode https://youtube.com/shorts/JXDaZYqp6A0https://youtube.com/shorts/8TpMLReNZrohttps://youtu.be/YF23zAWrTNchttps://youtu.be/tIfcTpNQ8-c
For me, it's Avellino's very own Tutinonkhamon
Adam TutanKadmon
>>154910687Srebrenica round 2 here we go!
Wtf, the water level of the swamp I live in just went down 15cm
>>154910813Riccio and Slugatelli status?
Raheem Sterling has been arrested on SUSPICION OF DRUG-DRIVING, POSSESSION OF DRUGS, and REFUSAL TO PROVIDE A SAMPLE following an accident. He has been released on bail pending the continuation of the investigation.
I'm outta here, goodnight fras
>>154910817I actually dug a bunch of little holes in the soil around the place and put old jam jars in them filled with the cheapest beer I could find. To lure and kill the slugs that have been eating all the up and coming plants in the garden. It works an absolute treat, I've been collecting dozens of dead/drunk slugs every day, throwing them in the composting bin.
>>154910807
>>154910865
>>154910839The Dutch monarchy has found another Knight Grand Cross of the Order of the Lion
>>154909786Cole Palmer
teuntanelkhannon
Very shit, but I ran out of TOOKENS
why the double n?
>>154911029real niggardly hours
>>154911040ammazza che panza
>>154910865are slugs actually attracted to alcohol or do they just fall in the booby trap and can't slime out?
>killing slugs nafri trait
Alisson Rae
why the double s?
>>154911119You just made me rade a paper on "Effectiveness of Different Beer Types in Slug Trapping: A Two-Year Field Study on Arion vulgaris Moquin-Tandon and Limax maximus L."Apparently it's "certain fermentation-derived volatile compounds, especially esters and limonene" that attract the slugs rather than the alcohol. But once they're in there, apparently it is the alcohol that brings them to their end.
>>154911178eat them
the negrulands cannot be real
limonene Inzaghi
>>154909071We dropped him for Lindelof midfield
What, why did Roma Jews ban Travis Scott from doing concerts? lol
>>154911040juvesissies and hexasisters whats our response to this
Drain the /seriea/ swamp
L'aura di Allegri
Poorfags are absolutely fucking fuming that monza beat these random terroidi in the playoffs for some reason
late hours mongolism
>>154898025Im far more worried about the defense, Trotamendi is much worse than he was last year, Montiel has devolved, Lisandro has barely played for his club due to his injuries, Romero has been in full retard mode for months due to the whole relegation scrap issue with Spurs, Balerdi is bad for the NT, Medina is bad for the NT, Molina is SHIT but we literally dont have any in-form right backs that have played for the NT previously.Midfield is whatever, if De Paul shits his pants because he spent the last 2 years wanking himself instead of playing football or Paredes gets completely sucked off by the talent leech that is current Boca Barco and Palacios arent bad options but i would have prefered to bring Goodday over Lo Crippleso.
>>154913714Why no Senesi? And how good is nu-Nicolas Tagliafico?
My Absolute State of Play predictions:- Intergalactic, that Naughty Dog game, gameplay shown- New God of War game, the one that's supposed to have Faye as the protagonist- Final Fantasy VII remake Part 3- Something done by Media Molecule, the Little Big Planet studio- Something from the Astrobot studio, Team Asobi- Monster Hunter Expansion- Something Silent Hill, either another remake or a - Phantom Blade 0 gameplay- Long segment on Wolverine- Another piece of paid Gran Turismo DLC- Fairgame$, or whatever they renamed it to (Break In?)- Onimusha
>>154913930Oh, and Stellar Blade 2 will get a reveal trailer and whatever that Horizon co-opslop game is called will get more details
>>154913714you cant win without dybala
>>154913982This desu
>>154913930>>154913978I'm expecting Wolvie's presentation to be like 20-30 minutes long so not much else to be shown...>IntergalacticWay too soon tbf especially if they're planning to release two other Sony exclusives before it's out (likely in late 2027 or so)>Stellar Blade 2 Apparently Shift Up is going full independant so they might be showing it at Geoff's show insteadFrom your list, I'd remove Onimusha (since Capcop will likely give everything to Geoff, including the RE9 story DLC) and add Rayman Legends remake, new Supermassive Entertainment game and MAYBE a GTA VI + PS5 bundle (they've announced it at E3 2013 ages ago and they got the marketing rights for it, so there's a loooooooow chance that it's going to be Sony themselves announcing it instead of waiting for R*'s comolliansleepy asses)Sucker Punch gotta be working on something since they cancelled the Yotei Legends updates, so maybe they'll show a standalone expansion or so. Virtua Fighter 6 looks more like Geoff material to me
Not a shitpost btw
>>154917110no, sofascore are definitely shitposting there
He sort of looks like Don Cacarella
>>154904243Smart
Glassner and Ragnarock to Milan would cement the Austrian rule over Northern Italy
>>154917038Idk, maybe I’m just channeling my delusions someplace else than the Juventus, but something tells me we’ll see some big, and specifically new, stuff. They've announced it 2 weeks before instead of 2 days, opened up movie theaters to show it on big screens as well as inviting “journalists”. They clearly want people to record reactions and the like.
>allegri wants to be payed in full even though he was talking to nabule holy fucking piece of smelling shit. Gerry pls don't give even a 1cent to this filthy tuscan
Paid in fullkrug
What does "payed" mean?
>>154918707filthy allegrian enabler ovah here
Arne Slot is free, John...
>Bragrim Diaz rumors I’m out
This bbilan manager situation is CRAZY
>>154918665>trying to extract money from Anglo American jewsOh boy, he’s about to find out.
>>154913982We do need someone who knows how to play football even if they spend 99% of the season injured, Nico Gonzales is that bud he doesnt play football he only plays track and field.>>154913774My guess is that he hasnt had enough games for the NT to be considered, thats all i can guess, even if he had a shit game against a sub-100 FIFA rank nation the last time he got brought over it could very well be because he was still trying to get in motion with playing for Argentina.>nu-TagliaficoSpeaking of him post-Qatar, or about Barco? He's not really Taglia, he doesnt play LB but rather as a CM/DM that roams around the left side of the field, he played LB at Boca because >we didnt have depth in there but as he got more play time he started moving further up in the field, by the time he was about to leave for Brighton he was more of an LM or left winger than a fullback.
>>154920060What is the consensus around messi? A token for the media or are you expecting him to actually play?
>Slot to Milanholy kino
this nibbas pulled up today
>>154918665On one hand I hate Macse "throw the towel mid march" AllnegruOn the other hand I really hate Gerry Cardaccountblocked
>Marianella commentingGuess I'll just watch a Turkish stream then
MAESTRO KIMPEMBE KIMPEMBE KIMPEMBE KIMPEMBE KIMPEMBE KIMPEMBE
Fras... I want my club to be protagonist during one of these nights again...
Wtf, why is the final starting now? Is this the endgame of Motta's gaining of hours?
>>154923197Nihao money is very important :)
>Senega-Moroccan defense
It's over...
Maybe it's best if PSG loses, it'd make the 5-0 even more embarrassing :)
Shitalians absolutely FUMING about englishbvlls
Post a gacha and/or metroidvania game to cope with a potential Arsenal win
>>154923547I'll tell you after the State of Play
>>154923547Saint Seiya AwakeningKnights of the Zodiac
I hate Ognello so much lads
Interbros, the script writers are against us again...
allegro but he gets a bbl
>Spalletti has been assured that the club will make the six signings the team needs this summer.t. Parisian AgrestiDoes Grimolli know of this? Does he even have 6 names in his restaurant's list?
>>154920706Best case scenario he only plays 30 minutes per game, so far i feel like his call up is 50% due to Scaloni actually wanting him there and 50% media pressure.>>154923547Umamusume, been watching the Cinderella Grey anime with some friends, will go back to grinding grandparents after.
why are they playing at 6pm wtf
>>154924628
>>154923590Can't be any worse than that super weird and cheap looking God of War sidescroller that they shadowdropped last time around
