Flat-track bully. Big-game bottler. Lactose intolerant.Ran out of every club he's played for. Bridges burned. Spat on by fans.Missed 99 sitters in 2022. His prepucci perma-offside in 2024. Only player to ever been denied a goal by snickometer.On 89 international goals and looking to break the 100-goal mark. Has now regained MAX health. Be afraid, be very very afraid.
Big Rom has more goals for country than shitters like Suarez, Lewandowski, Cavani, Aguero, Raul , Rooney, Shearer, David vila, Henry, Benzema, Klose, Maradona, Van basten, Cruijff etcThe pride of BelgiumThe Gargantuan GoalscorerThe Brave icon of BLMENTER ROMELU LUKAKUCHADMELU LUKAKUCHADMELU LUKACHADCHADCHAD LUKACHADCHADCHAD CHADCHADCHAD
>le team would have won the cl without him man
>>154894340That was Dzeko. Did fuck all despite being handed twice as many minutes.>>154894186He scored a beauty in a friendly today. Pardo got to play a half but didn't get a goal. 3-0 in the end.Even under Wilmots Belgium had the most prolific attack in world football. Current team has the same feel as back in 2014 and putting up similar numbers. Looks like Lukaku's back, tell your frens.
>>154893857Poopkaku
>>154894186cool, can he stop crying about not being considered world class then?