RIP Claude Lemieux Tell your Dad you love himTOMORROW (Friday)>MTL (1) vs CAR (3) - 8 PM ESTLast time >>154895554
Thank God tomorrow is Friday
too soon
>>154900892
Dad died 3 weeks ago
>>154900956giwtwtrb
>>154900956I'm really sorry fren :(
>>154900956he's not like, still in the house is he?
so anyway back to hockey,gabs suck
>>154900949>hugs back it's gonna be okay
>>154900956F
>>154900956i'm sorry
>>154900980vegas is easily winning the cup in 5 games
>>154901026based post, just don't curse it
>>154900939Don't worry. I'll make an eastern conference thread after 24 hours of the news
Dude literally ACKed himself lmao
Um why hasn't Gary dropped the fucking pick for assves and vegas yet
Vegas has had a ton of success while the kraken are wallowing in mediocrity. I wonder when they'll turn it around
Freddie Andersen going to have the worst game of his career tomorrow. Use the Bussi
>>154900892Okay, I just told my dad that I loved Claude Lemieux and he called me a faggot. What was the point of this?
>>154901175we need bussi
>>154901176jen
>>154901099too close to avoid the vancouver hex
>>154901236if only the rainbowl were kino
>>154900826
>>154901278The leather club's two doors down
>>154901099they won't
small cock /hoc/(you know the rest)
>>154901384Not a hockey country
>>154901320Fuck you
>>154901320I'm here without you baby
>>154900668>he thinks a local pizza goes for $15 Nigga, outside the trailer park if you want a good quality pizza (as in only half the ingredients being goyslop) you're paying 25ish each assuming you're going for a large.Fuck.That.Shit.Rather get a carry out deal for a large 2 topping for 10 bucks from a big 3 pizza chain (fuck little ceasar).
>>154901471yeah large pizzas are roughly $20 near me
>McAcne>McAssist>McAutism>McBaby>McBeta>McBitch>McBottom>McBroken>McBTFO>McBussy>McBust>McBusted>McCooked>McCry>McCrybaby>McCuck>McDogshit>McDick>McDiva>McDive>McEliminated>McExhausted>McFaggot>McFlop>McFolded>McFraud>McFruitcake>McFrustrated>McGaunt>McGay>McGayKid>McGolf>McHomo>McInvisible>McJobber>McJustNotReadyYet>McKWAB>McLabamba>McLoser>McManadvantage>McMuffin>McNineteenNinety>McNothingBurger>McOverrated>McOverworked>McPowerplay>McPussy>McQueen>McRefbabby>McRegularseason>McRetard>McSecondary>McSelfish>McShit>McSilver>McSissy>McStatpad>McTantrum>McTard>McTired>McToddler>McTrash>McWashed>McWhiner>McZoomer
>>154901384R A R EARE
>>154901513what an exciting collage
Gas prices are up and everyone is "becoming more latino"
Huomenta but the opposite
Kngood knafternoon knights knation
poo peeland
>>154901575Hello, my fellow spiritual Albertan
>>154901542Soilers at least have white fans though, regardless of how annoying the entire fanbase is unlike LA's 'other' less accomplished team.
>>154901552>becoming more LatinoQrd?
>>154900956sorry to hear bro. been almost a year since my mom died. dad's not doin so hot either
>>154901471>has never heard of specials or dealsmmmmm ok. ive gotten a decent pizzas for under 20 but one topping (or two depending the toppings)
How did CLAWED die? I mean other than by suicide. Gun?
>>154901652Post example of pizza and special plox
Is stealing peppers from the grocery store and putting them on the pizza a deal
>>154900956cool beans
>>154901666He was jerkin it in the furniture store with a belt around his neck and accidently went too far just like Robin Williams. Tragic. I bet it was a great goon session until his heart stopped though.
>>154901695thatll be 800 bucks + tip plz
Stop calling him Gary like he's your close friend. He's not.
Cut it out with the "Canefederacy" stuffA handful of people on Twitter have started referring to the hurricanes and their fanbaase as the "Canefederacy" and it is beyond me why anyone would want to identify themselves with that.
>>154901811This but unironically
>>154901811
>>154901811Post the screenie instead nigga
>>154901811vegas versus the canefederacy for the chud cup
>>154900892Not in Gary's script right?>>154900956Father time always wins, hope you had a fun run.
>>154901811>>154901811
>>154901811They literally award a noose to best chud of the game, and that's a good thing.
>>154901811Dixie gen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gs7hxSk05Q&t=4
>>154901747The ground beef totinos as a kid was fire
>>154901828>“I kept Grant sober, and Grant kept me sane.”depressed sociopath alcoholic civil war boyfriend goals
>>154901944great job tard king
>>154901852Indeed!>On March 2, 1861, the Vegas Golden Knights separated from the Utah Mammoth and adopted its current name, shortened from The Sierra Nevada>Two weeks before the draft of 1864, Vegas became the 32nd team in the NHL, despite lacking the minimum 60,000 residents that advertisers typically required a potential fanbase to have in order to become a team.>Expansion was rushed to help ensure Gary Bettman remained a big guy.
>>154901944>cant even delete itlmfao that sucks, oh well
>>154901944
>>154901944Thank god you fucked up and didn't manage to sully my /hoc/ thread with a reddit screenshot
Lol Stenberg lost to "Switzerland"
based claude lemeiux killing himself. anyone who kills themselves with the god awful existence we are living in, and the next 2-3 decades of hell caused by the tech industry are the smartest people to not have to experience the hell we are about to go through. i just wish i had the courage to do it.
>>154902050Typical /hoc/ coward mentality. /cric/ chads rage against the machine and go out in a blaze of glory
>>154901953>>154901990>>154902006pls no bully i might cumsome other anon posted the full carolina redditcanes melty in the other threads anyway
>middle name was PercyMaybe that’s why
>>154902050>city cheers your name on national TV>flies back to the sunbelt>an hero day after game 4If this is Gary's script wtf honestly.
>8:22 pm and Gary hasn't dropped the puck in Denver
>>154902127Best of 9?
>>154902050roping yourself if you do it properly is pretty painless, long drop, neck breaks instantly, immediate black out
>>154902143Kek surely Colofraudo will win this time
>>154902152you don't know that, and the thought of breaking your neck is gonna make people nope out.
>>154900892Being back in montreal triggered something dark inside him that he had to put out
>>154902184It's just so jarring days after all the hoopla.Weeks or months after the finals it would have been a footnote.F
>>154901944>>154901989
>>154902184Did he get raped there
>>154902213*cums in your eye*
>>154902237Golden knights not even in same time zone.
>>154902184What triggered it? Seems like when he came back to Montreal he was very bothered about something.
>>154900892Seeing how hard the habs suck probably pushed him to kill himself. From being the best team and the only team representing french canadians against all the anglo to being a fucking joke. They don't deserve their fans and the religious status it enjoy in quebec.
He probably went to his old hangouts and saw them taken over by indians
>>154902339But why now?I'm sure that's the big question and poor timing after game 4.
kek why committ suez side at age 60. just chill out, itll come soon enough
>>154902282The stance you see right before getting raped
>>154902237Mario Tremblay probably did things to him in the lockerroom
Now this is fucking hilarious and will cause maximum seethe
imagine not having clinched your spot in the scf kek
>>154902475kek
>>154900892how do you go from this a few days ago to that
kek trump makes everything about himself
>>154902475how classyBtw was Lemieux dealing with CTE shit? A bunch of those guys end up offing themselves, right.
>>154902526he's like the laffs of people
>>154902510by watching montreal play
>>154902510Suicide rates tend to spike after the new year, birthdays, or celebrations in general. Probably something similar.
>>154902542Mostly in football
>>154902557I wonder how CTE rates in hockey have changed over time, what with enforcing becoming less common.
>>154902569Gary doesn’t believe in CTE
>>154902542with way he played in that dead puck cte era im surprised he even made it to 60
>>154902579I saw a documentary about the NFL tried to silence ex-players and shut down research about all this stuff, shit's pretty grimdark. Thank god the NHL is enlightened and doesn't do that kind of shit (clueless)
>>154902597Did you think this post was just being funny I pretty Gary said CTE isn’t real.>>154902579
Why are people like this
Remember a couple years ago some numale journalist said that the Habs shouldn’t retire Carey prices number because he supports gun rights?
Should gary put claude in the hall of fame
>>154902421The Alpha of Ass. The Bro of Bros. The Cultivator of Cunt. The Duke of Dicking. The Emperor of Erectile Dysfunction. The Flyer of Faggots. The Greatest of Gary. The Hero of Heroism. The Intellectual of Incels. The Jarl of Jelqing. The Kang of Knights. The Lord of Lord Stanley. The Master of Marner. The Naysayer of Neutral Zones, The Overlord of Overtime. The Prince of Pussy. The Q of trust the plan. The Ruler of Reffies. The high Stick of Smite. The Time Out of Trembles. The U really get dressed like that sUbben. The Victor of Victory. The Winner of Wieners. The Xenith of X-Rays, The Yielding of Yawns. The Zesty of ZealotryENTER HART
>>154902627Why are people what, Based?
remember when the canucks were good
>>154902742No lol
>>154902742good enough to choke a cup to the>ruins
downloading that new 2d zelda like game that just came out and is getting insanely good reviews :)
>>154902795the furry one?
>>154899282based and true>>154899218cope we love our piggies heretasty bacon, cute pets, corpse disposal, middle-easterner repellant, the list goes on>>154901811>>154898325the canefederacy posters are unstoppableredditors are all going to claude lemieux themselves by 2030
>>154902814never thought about it based on the art but yes i guess so
>>154902827retard >>154902475
>>154902834cope I just woke up
>>154902795i hadn't even heard about it before now but i like the aesthetic. i'm gonna get it now toothx bro
>>154902856based!
>>154902475*le sighs* Guys! We need to do better! We just can't let this RAPIST and PEDO notmypresident keep sullying hockey! First it's Vegas existence (UGGHHHH), now the Canefederact and now this! Hockey is for everyone!
>>154902795The faux-retro NES game for $20mwhere you’re a female mouse?
>>154902868more snes but yes
>>154902475lol
>>154902876No way, snes had way better graphics and sound
avs and hasb killed lemoo
Keep your weak /hoc/ hamstrings out of /cric/ dickheads
>>154902842retard means slowyou were slow
>>154902894SAAR
>>154902894We don’t go there
>>154902904This. We only post here and on reddit
>>154902920Retard
>>154902924Nuh uh
It's my birthday today and the habs are going to get eliminated
>and with the second pick in the 2026 NHL draft the San Jose Sharks proudly select Ivar Stenberg
>>154902941hbd bro!
>>154902947Thanks bro!
>>154902941Cheers, Gary says hello!
>>154902941Happy birthday numale
>>154902941I never tell anyone when my birthday is if they don’t ask. Don’t like superficial birthday wishes
>>154902983we don't call our frens numales here
>>154902995i look like that but wear something else
Good morning caniacs!
>>154903004
>>154903004eat cock discount finnish randy
Numale posters above meNumale posters below me
I don't consume soi
>>154902986I do
>>154903032>>154903040
>>154901811Sunbelt will rise again.
>so how are you goyim enjoying Gary Selects™ 2026?>make sure you tune in and watch all the ads and consider buying a marner or hart jersey too :^) >whatever you goyim decide to do.. just don't ask questions and consume what you see and believe it all you stupid fucks lmao
>>154902579Epstein didn't believe in age of consent and was adherent of the all mighty Shekel. That kind of thinking is common among the tribe.
I can't see the puck
>>154903057trbesque post
>>154903082
>>154903062Quick, run the same 3 burnt out lines who are on dead legs from 2 OT game 7s in a row. Absolutely do not bring up talented players who've rested for 3 weeks!
>>154903061
Terrible end to the habs season :(
>>154903138I didn't hear no bell
>>154903138habs could pull out a cheeky win if they can manage to simply shoot the puck
>>154903062>I can't see the puckIt's time to bring back a modern, modified version of FoxTrax or glow puck. It doesn't have to be on the main broadcast. It can be used on an alternate feed for those who want it. I want it. I want it refined so that it isn't so glaring, but I want it.
>>154902850I hate Scott Stevens.
I hate steve moorewhat a faggot
>>154903138Freddie is going to be a hot mess
>>154903082>>154903087kwab
>>154903297He deserved what he got from Bertuzzi
>>154902475>>154902827>lived in floridalol he 100% was a trump supporter. it's a huge elephant in the room but the goal of every hockey player is to win a cup then F off to the states and get off the sinking boat called canada. spend 3 months in the summer where you grew up innawoods canada then the rest golfing and banging your blonde wife
>>154903300Maybe they will start Bussi
>>154903316he didn't get it from bertuzzi he got it from his faggot teammates who dogpiled him
>>154903338most players once they get on an American team they marry an American woman and they don't return to Canada. Only unmarried players like Crosby return to Canada during the summer
>>154903368I want to put my peenus into this woman's anus and thrust repeatedly until I ejaculate
>>154902850Lmao Brett Lindros couldnt cut it in the big leagues
>>154903368
slopdown? cancelled
>>154903386Tavares confirmed for marrying a beard
>>154903368Is that woman one of Nichushkins prostitutes?
>>154903368KWAB
>>154903413smackdown's on today bud when's the next hampage
>>154903410
is it too late for the habs to win the KWABOTY award?
>>154903505Is there anyone left in that town who still speaks french or is it all anglo scum ?
We already have KWABkinnon and McGayKid as the main contenders
jack hughes is one lucky bastard
>>154903505somehow yes it's too late. the avs swept kwaboty
playan that new game. this burrow jump section is fucking my drunk ass up might be it for the night kek
>>154903553what weapon did you pick? i ended up taking the mace but almost took the daggers
>>154903528>In a now-deleted Instagram post, Tate McRae was seen wearing a Cale Makar Team Canada jersey.Golden Cuck KWAB
>>154903558mace too bro
>>154903560KWAB
>>154903568nice. game's been fun so far
>>154903576yes i agree! very comfy
>>154903517Mcgaykid might be KWABOTDecade
>>154903004huomenta sir
who is grading these?
>>154901099the krakheads got worked
>>154903816what would compel someone to say that under the circumstance kek
>>154903528Is this really what you’d be locking down if you were Jack Hughes this chick is a 7/10 at best
>>154903906nah she's hot
>>154903915trvke
lmao Claude Lemieux once started a team brawl before the game even started. no penalties because it was before the game
>>154904060what are you saying
>>154904085https://youtu.be/X_p67d-0LD0?si=3vVQwwGa6IL6oM9C
>>154901666Shoved his own face into the boards like he did to Draper
>>154901666Saw it was going to be another sunbelt final and took fatal psychic damage
>>154901591Hello average canadian >Bu-but i am from reed deere i am super conservative -no youre the same guy as kyle from ontario , youre just as liberal and gay butYou cant see it
dwayne jetski amirite ahhahahahahah
More like CHODE Lemieux
>>154904215I call him Dwayne Chudski
Mercy killing tonight. Put the frogs out of their misery.
faggot(s)
>be Canada>lose hockey
>>154904273small dick /cric/big cock /hoc/
>>154904284fantastic post
>>154904273Good post.
>>154903515>Woah il faut arrétter les tartinades el mordjen nom de dieux le FN et les macronistes communiste-oui ésti de maghrébin
>>154904361you suck you lost and won't even medal in the iihf
>>154903515We'll always have Laval
>>154904385this truth kills the burger
It's cute how canacucks frolic over exhibition hockey.
>>154904484you lost 4-0
>>154904484loser cope
>>154904484Tell that to the mildcuck who autistically spams "exhibition hockey" webms every single day
>>154904547hypocrisy isnt a bad thing in american culture these daysin fact they live for it
>>154904569
>>154900956kwab go flames
>>154904494>>154904510>>154904547So cute, these canacucks. 1993
>>1549046952025
>>154904695>no actual counterpointyeah, you lost retard4-0, in fact
japsisters i'm sorry for what's about to happen
> The canacuck loser cup is played every spring, somewhere, with butthurt canacucks gathering for gay sex and ritual humiliation. Tickets are on sale, somewhere.
the americuck keeps coping kekyou lost americuck4-0couldn't even score a single goal
>>154902282Doctor Ehlers I'm VGK
>Players from the Toronto Maple Leafs reportedly flew to Gavin McKenna’s hometown with less than a month remaining until draft day.
>>154904792Is that what the leaves are sucking each others' dicks over right now?
>>154904841Frogs aren't canadian retard
No More Brother Wars
>americans get btfo by canada>spend their next morning coming up with gay fantasy pornmany such cases
proud to be albertan :thumbsup:
>>154904858>Frogs aren't canadian retardbut they kinda are, kinda
imagine not even being able to medal in the iihf tournament. can you really call yourself elite at hockey if you can't even do so?
>141179374
>>154904860BOOO
>>154904841Hard to say, canacucks do that constantly anyway.
>>154904695>>154904792>>154904841>>154905012the sorest of LOSERS
just saying it's rude to rub the yanks nose in their most recent loss considering you didn't hear a peep out of them when they won gold
>>154905053lol
>>154905053Too true
>>154905012Yes we do that, saar, a great tradition!
>>154905142newfag
>>154905212Window licker
lmfaoalso, 4-0 KWABZERO goals, fucking pathetic
>>154905230>doesnt deny itive never licked a window and am high iqnow fuck off bootlicker
>>154905278
>>154905450absolutely seething response from his handler
The stench level is rising in here.
>>154905489smell doesnt carry over the internet
>>154905489Samir melty is underway.
>>154905278Why is such a high IQ individual like yourself unable to understand basic sarcasm ?What do bugs and birdshit taste like?
>We lost the Olympics but won the Skoda, take that! Nothing screams "I'm still mad" like gloating about a meaningless tourney.
>>154905541why are you pretending like the olympics matter anyways? americans never cared about it until current year
>>154905502it's a phantom smell like when you lose a limb
>>154905516Is Samir nesferatu? Xhe's always in here melting down.
>>154905572>the Olympics never mattered, that's why I brought them up everytime someone posted >1993
>>154905721You're living in pre February more than samir
Samir's handler jumping in to his defense, right on cue.
>>154905721i believe all tournaments matter, youre the one trying to pretend one is better than the other
it's up!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_5T18xOgqA
>>154905800Yes the tournament where each country sends their best players matters more than the one only featuring players from shit teams
>>154905815couldnt have been the 2026 olympics where russia was denied a team
>>154905815True Imagine if Canada had marner
>>154905822True. Russia is really killing it at this year's Skoda.
>>154905815Speaking of shit teams...>laffs
>>154904860Agreed. /hoc/ is for frens
>>154905848so why do the olympics matter again?
Have they released the info regarding the form of Lemieux's suicide? Was it a hanging? Gunshot? Something else?
>>154905909If you want to say the Olympics don't matter because Russia wasn't there, why aren't you applying the same standards to the Skoda?
Yes I'm just a regular Canadian born and bred arguing all morning against my country, I'm just regular
>>154905973because im not the one pretending like the olympics are somehow better than the skoda
can't wait for samir to slip up and tell us what public library he posts from so I can go bash his skull in
>>154905965killed himself trevor moore style
>>154906022that would require samir to exist
>>154906031so murdered?
>>154906006I guess everyone in the hockey world except for you is just pretending then
>>154906022you should find out what bus route he takes and race him in your subaru mitch
>>154906039if that is what you need to tell yourself to cope
> Yes I'm just a regular internet troll melting down 24/7, except I have a horrible stench. I'm just Samir.
>>154905848I'm honest to God curious to see if the Russian team can return immediately to competitive play on the ice once the ban is over with It seems to me that they've squandered a great deal of resources over the war with Ukraine, but I'd like to hear what anyone else has to say on the subject. Has the Russian National ice hockey team been diminished at all since the ban started? >Am I fretting over nothing?
Samir won this thread
Samir's handler is working overtime
>>154906071Stop giving him empty neters
I'd love to Irish whip samir right into a a brogue kick but the stinky bastard can't even run the ropes
les habitant de Quebec? more like>les fagitant de Queswept
>>154906071>Samir's handlerWho would do this?
Good morning /hoc/*kisses you on the cheek*
>>154906123The job market is completely fucked. Sometimes you just have to take what you can get.
>>154900892Lemieux ritually sacrificed himself, habs reverse sweep and win the Stan Lee cup
>>154900892my childhood was watching this legend destroy bitches and score playoff goals. Rest In Peace, Claude Lemieux
>>154906134yea it's kinda funny hearing my younger coworkers talk about finding new and better jobs someday, they don't know....
>>154906038based... im still sad about Travis
alcohol and painkillers definitely contribute to cte they need to give these niggas weed
>>154906031Lemieux was killed by the Global Elite?
>Bouchard out for the rest of the tournamentAs expected. Fencing response after getting heemed is never a good sign.
>golden frauds
>>154906300>laffs
>>154903368Stripper shoes, really?
we are so back
>>154906386About time, let everyone compete.
>>154906386((( IIHF )))
>>154906057people say they dont have any development of good defenseman but they have elite goalies and forwards so they'd probably be in the meme-yuro mashup near the top with the finns and swedes more or less
What team should a decent hardworking NOT GAY blue collar man like myself root for during the playoffs? pic related
>>154906335>rags
>>154906386WJC will be fun again :)
>>154906477based
>>154906432Deadmonton
>>154906386>On May 25, 2026, the IIHF Disciplinary Board issued its decision and annulled the Council’s previous decision from January 2026. However, the Disciplinary Board explicitly confirmed that this does not mean that Russia has automatically been reintegrated.Not so fast.Besides, reinstating Russia right now would just mean that us, Sweden, Latvia and likely Czechia would just refuse to play in the tournament. Up to IIHF of course if they prefer Russia over this group.
>>154906496europeans are such fem bitches
I live in Queerbec and this place is all about appearances and hypocrisy.>Lemieux KILLS HIMSELF a couple of days after opening up a Habs gameSums this place up perfectly. You Americans don't know how good you have it.
>>154906386>case by case>Russia bombed Romania today Doubt they'll be back soon
>>154906512Sure you are Jamal
>>154906496>Euro countries know they can't hang with Russia so they threaten to boycott the tournament if Russia is reinstatedShameful and gay.
>>154906522T'es un pédé comme tout bon Queerbecois.
>>154906511>>154906535I thought you jam boys cared more about cricket than hockey
>>154906540On dit fif icitte crisse d'attardé
>>154906496>if you invite russia well all throw an impotent tantrum to ruin everyone's funwe know.
Got a coupon for a free sub at Jersey Mikes. Ive never had it what should I get
>>154906496We don’t want to lose you Pekka :(
>>154906558Fuck ton dialecte de pédé ptit con
sask bro's brock is doing a meet and greet
>>154906622Ah okay t'es sûrement un français du Plateau. Ça explique pourquoi tu sonnes aussi fif.
>>154906496So? Fuck off.
>>154906633d i m e s
going to go get a haircut and a banh mi
>>154906742only communists eat those
>>154906755based Vietnam
>>154906742Ask for a green Mohawk
>>154906785i once seen Russell Crowe at a Vietnamese place in the balmy autumn of 2009
>>154906897which one is randy
HabsNationChads.......we need to stand strong today and combine our energy. Look, if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment, would you capture it, or just let it slip?
>>154906432Mirin’ hard
>>154906924>trade for DobsonSlip it is
>get shut out at home>it literally kills your retired hall of famer
>>154906984he's obviously a good player but I didn't love giving up three pieces for him, and then sign him to the biggest contract on the team
>>154906996>obviously
the calgary flames are the heart and soul of old canada and its in /hoc/s best interest they build a contender roster
>get shut outmuch like USA by canada
>>154907020FlamesNation mentioned
>>154907009no you're right yank he's obviously the worst player in the world and shouldn't be in the league *BOOM YOU JUST GOT YANK BANTERED*
If you think Gary is doing a bad job, just look at whatever the fuck is going on in the NBA right now with the new draft lottery rules
with another win in this series for the hurricanes, it would be the third time in three occasions since they've moved to carolina that they would reach the stanley cup final by eliminating the canadiens along the way.
>>154907020Based
>>154906742
>>154906742>banh mithis is a pork vermicelli general
From the river to the sea, Alberta will be Free.
>>1549070261993
>>154907070>look at the nbaNo
canada leads 2-1 in the last 3 international tournaments against USA
>>154907120For me, it’s bibimbap
>>154907074Justin williams *spits* tried to take out sakus eye and the rest was history
>>1549071541993
>>154907096Is that Domi?
laval won the lnah championship this year. they beat up the trophy in the locker room while celebrating. this video went viral and the league announced today that the laval petroliers have been expelled from the league and dissolved. kwaboty
>>154907206close
with USAs loss to canada theres still no american triple gold club members
Excited for another great Friday Night of hockey and internet funnies, bros
>>154907243was there another 4 naysh or something? adorable. what was the prize? singh horton's gift certificate?
>>154907251m-me too...
>>154907243lots of american triple gold club members (female) however
>>154907262USA lost to canada yesterday
>>154907274it'll be okay
>>154903386>crosby goes back to Canada to bang twinks with MackinnonBased honestly
>>1549072881993
>>154907154
I'll tell you guys somethin' and believe me....past a certain age a man posting 1993 and samir on /hoc/ 24/7 can be a bad thing
>>154907125Based
my country, it is like that only. amerilards can goes to hell
Attention: Samir VPN is engaged.
Samir is the only one who knows how to handle /hoc/? Put Bud in there!
>>154906386They should ban both Russia and USA.
>>154907229TRIPSSTRAPNOW
banh mi place was closed so had to improvise and get jerk chicken
>>154907251Appreciate what little hockey is remaining. Summer draws closer
>>154902475my President
the comeback starts TODAY
offseason /hoc/ is peak /hoc/
>>154907514
>>154907229unfathomably based
So what happens with the frogs now? They got freakish performances out of Newhook and Dobes, but little else. Are they finished?
>>154907548I can wait to blog with you guys and discuss music :)
>>154907594we might watch twin peaks again ill have to double check with the inner circle
total domination
>>154907591fraid so
>>154907591They’re mentally destroyed. It’ll be a miracle if they get a single goal tonight
>Hurricanes
crazy how they scored four goals in one period against randy
>>154907359Yeah that age is death. We're all gonna be here posting 1993 Samir until you humble yourself and realize your state sucks at hockey
>>154907693>Magical gooning/gaming/shitposting station>pet dragon>Maiden for sexo>Cool view for gooningholy moly based
>>154907702Crazy how not a single person cares except people whose egos are bruised and smell like curry
>>154907708>not fucking the dragonnegative T male
>>154907702They won one period thanks to the Randies being rusty and they thought the series was theirs. KWABORF (Kek, what a bunch of retarded frogs)
Taking a smelly late morning mackinnon/mcdavid/makar/tkachuck
its a nice day today /hoc/ go outside
>>154907940It’s the end of the financial reporting period so I am :)
playing nhl 20 season mode and one of the players on my team is brendan lemieux :(
>rapedtreal vs redditcanesNah I'm gonna finish Wildmender tonight instead
>>154907952>that retard played for my teamI don't even remember that it sounds vaguely familiar
Happy Canada elimination day /hoc/!
>Dobitch got raped on his birthdaylmfao hasbeens are fucking cooked
>>154907907still better than your team
next thread should be Flames related suicides go to Hell
>>154908049I think so too
imagine if they blow it
>>154908044if they were a real team they would have taken them to game 6 at least. except they aint, your goalie got raped by reddits favorite team, and youre not surviving tonight lmfao. kwab country + teamat least you still have the exhibition tourney ig
>>154908041>got rapedmuch like trb
>>154908098and samir
>>154907672>Freddie Andersen said Claud Lemieux was like family
>>154908049Flames and suicides very related
Is collagebro gonna be here for >Leaf Elimination Day
>>154908120>brendan lemieux played for the randies a couple years agoi didn't even think of that
>>154908110so trb on vpn? agreed
Blood is on Montreal's hands. Gary should punish them.
F L A M E SLAMES
O/U 15 SOG for the Habs tonight?
>Samir nowhere to be foundKWAB. He knows doesn't he
>>154908138>trb thinks anyone likes his shitty collagesKWAB
>>154908166Nerve: touched. KWAC(oping)B
>NEVER make fun of my tired, unfunny collagesxhe be bubblin
>>154908166I like them and I hope more are created
The number of times you get the puck in deep is more important than shots
>>154908178>>154908190>patented double trb replyKWAB bubblin confirmed
>>154906386This is just proof that no one gives a shit about Ukraine anymore
>canadians are already dilating for leaf elimination daylove to see it. cmtsu
>canada beats usa>trb unbuckles size 39 belt>trb's dog nervously gulpsleave him alone you piece of shit
I need Canes to lose this game and finish it in 6please and thanks canefederacy
>tp>tfoh yeah she really fumin'
>>154908213violence against exposed studs was bad enough, but now he's engaging in animal abuse? trb deserves to rot in prison next to his idol sean higgins
cue the r/hockey meltdown
Weird how these boys throw hands all year long until the conference finals when the momentum swing might actually mean something
thinking about going outside to hit some workouts in the yard and crush beers and blast limp Bizkit so my neighbors can see my gains
>>1549082282true
>>154908230Based
>>154908230slowpoke retard
>>154908230>r/hockey meltdownwe saw that happen on 04/17/22
>>154908235Unbelievably based! Will you teach me to bench 3pl8?
Samir woke up from his nap and went right back into melty mode I see.
>>154908273the only plates trb lifts are plates of mcdonald's
The Habs literally killed Claude Lemieux
>>154908230This has happened beforeCanada lost the Olympics by refusing to let Gretzky in the locker room to give the team a morale speech because he's friends with Trump
>team usa men's wins gold>team usa women's wins gold>both canacuck teams sitting the cuck chair with silvers>cant win the Disney stan lee cup>massive melty over trump>turns out most hockey players are chu(/a)ds>vegas is being unfathomably based>reddit is having a huge melty over canesfederacyWhat a great year for hockey. Heated Rivalry trannies will not survive this.
>grammatical errorxhe rb proving once again he's mentally retarded
>>154908384Imagine telling someone last September that Vegas would become /hoc/‘s team
>>154908384>the eternal seething of the >LAFFS with Marner in the Finals
>>154908384Carter Hart is going to win the Conn Smythe too
>>154908437He won't get it because of the faux outrage, but it's ok because Marner getting it is way funnier and more effective so we can all laugh at Toronto
>>154908409>>154908416>>154908437Yeah thats what I meant by them being ungodly based. The seethe if they win again will it elevate to an excellent year of hockey instead tbqh
Need Freddie to take the Conn, if you want max lafftard seethe. >laffs
>>154908437god if fucking only. him winning it would cause astronomical levels of lethal bootyblast, and I'm sure Gary knows this so he would never let it happen
>even Pisstree is riding on the Vegas memes nowWhat is even happening?https://x.com/i/status/2060368229525078325
>>154908416Vegas-Carolina should be a really good final. I'm glad we're done with the Oilers era.
He's one of those guys you look at and you know exactly what his profession is unlike some other defensemen I could name.
>>154908712>was jerked off and hyped as some amazing defenseman>missed a fucking empty net>got styled on by Marner>ended up being a ghost the entire seriesfraud got exposed
>>154908627You’re right. We could have had a far worse final. At least both teams play offensively
>>154908627>Oilers era.That ended 40 years ago.
why is there a game tonight when the final has already been set? its like when gary had preseason and regular season games on at the same time.
>>154908727cope he owned mcgaykid
>>154908757>owned mcgaykid>flopped against Vegastalk about regression
>>154908756It's mostly for show and to give Canacucks the impression they're still in the running. I think they'll win tonight but then get yeeted next game.
>>154908712I would have said gym teacher who creeps on the girls
shit thread shit ploffs
just clocked in. FUCK!
>>154908756Gary wants to provide us with some entertainment tonight
I’m bored and can’t wait for the game to start. Might hang myself in my store, dunno
*pinch*
haven't had booze in a while bros. just been out there on the ice and in the gym working on my game
This genny might actually be worse than the 2026 ploffs Habs, gah dayum
>>154908923You'll be bored more during the game though.
>>154908938Don’t scare me
>>154908920henlo
>>154909269Henlo fren
>>154909123Good job!
It's this year's draft gonna be fun to watch?
>>154909407it'll be dogshit just like every year
>>154909407leafs picking first is a fucking joke
>>154909436David……
