thursday (28/05)>libertadores!NOW! | Boca Juniors 0 x 1 Universidad CatólicaNOW! | Cruzeiro 4 x 0 Barcelona SC Guayaquil>sudamericana!NOW! | Tigre 2 x 0 Alianza Atlético de SullanaNOW! | América de Cali 0 x 0 Macarásexday (29/05)>uruguay 119:30 | Cerro Largo x CA CerroUTC-3/[localtime]Previous: >>154897732
>>154900990
>>154900990good OP, try to recycle it
>>154900990Tchau Boquita!
/pol/ was right again
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MINHA ALEGRIA METE MEDO, NÃO É, SEU BOSTA?
What happened now
>>154902217Boca lost BIGLY and copalibertarios are having a field gay
bosta vs biver at sudakino ro16
I can't work today because of Boca, so I ain't
Which are the most based colors for clubs? For me it's Coritiba and Boca colors
vocês sabem porque não existe flor preta?
>>154905667Because black is the absence of color?
>>154900990Very nice pic OP great thread
>>154905656Those aren't colors.
>>154907100Coritiba is white and green and Boca is blue and yellow.
>el equipo ciudadano
>brand logo above the team badgekwab
>river x santa feIt is happening again
the argie pelé belongs to bocaif i was román i'd invite him for a mate
>>154908731jew gets the most viewsproper argenchino gets the leastthis speaks VOLUMES on the argenchine society
>>154908668¡Que ascoooooooo!
Otamendi surely takes Mascherano spot, right?
>>154908731>LOOK AT ME, IM AN UGLY FUCK AND HAVE AN OPINION>4k drones: yes, master
>>154908884I'd watch your videos anon
Le estaba lecturando a los nenes en la mañana y los cogió en la tarde, insólito
This is how every season of Boca Shunior feels
João just remontated a 0-2 against Novax Djokoshit btw
I hate females
>>154909084y como le afecta esto a Boca
>>154909115
>>154908884>glownigger
>>154909084SHIT! I missed the match
I'm getting out of bed
>>154909137fuuuuuuuuuuck
>>154909172I'll be honest, I can't find any angle from which Vasco and Corinthians are near the same level.
>>154909244the amount of serie ass and carioca titles is not that far off between them, and they both have just 1 copalib
>>154909165have a great day my nigga
BOMBAZO!Cayó Ubeda!
>>154909172Corinthians is bimundial which puts them 2nd in most mundiais hereThey got 7 brasileiros which means they’re 3rd They got 4 copa do brasius which puts them only behind cruzeiro, flamengo and Gremio They got 1 libertadores which was unbeaten so it’s worth more than a regular libertadoresAnd, as of now, they’re current holders of SUPERCOPA DO BRASIL which means they’re the CAMPEÃO SUPREMO DO BRASIL similar to how we have a Supreme Court above everything so yeah I’d say they’re pretty fucking bigYou’re thinking of Botafogo
>>154909308he is a skunk
Do you take the call, /copalib/?
>llamada entranteReal language btw
>>154909368so Inter and Santos are giant to you
>chamada recebida
I have a team presentation in two hours but my team is a mess so now I'm here watching softcore until the fear kicks in
>>154909383very sexual
>>154909319y-you too
when their phone vibrates brazilians say "o mobile phonki ta façendo o twerki"
>>154909308Corinthians are more successful in everything. Three more Brasileiros (7-4), three more Copas do Brasil (4-1), more Rio-São Paulos, more mundiais. >cariocaCorinthians are the biggest Campeonato Paulista winners with 31 titles. Vasco are the 3rd biggest Campeonato Carioca winners with 24 titles, 9 away from Fluminense and 18 away from Flamengo.>copalibBoth only won it once, but Corinthians are in their 19th participation while Vasco have only 9 and haven't qualified since 2018 (when they got knocked out in the group stage).In this century alone Corinthians have won four Brasileiros, three Copas do Brasil, one Libertadores and one Mundial. That's more than Vasco have accomplished in their whole history.
All the grandes have titles, some more brasileiro, others more mundial, but they have all been victorious at one time or another. What sets Corinthias apart is A Fiel which is insane, Democracia Corinthiana and the players they gave to our seleção. And Vasco torcidas are also big and loyal and they built the stadium with their own hands. Atletico-MG is smaller tho.
>1st filter: MundialIf a team conquered the world it should be held in highest regard>2nd filter: balance between Intl and domestic trophiesWhich prevents from overrating teams for winning mundial, looking at you Inter>3rd filter: relegationI don't think this is definitive, as a team should be rated at its highest not at its lowest, but it's worth a mentionSão Paulo isn't better than Santos because it never got relegated (not true, btw) but because they accomplished much more Well, technically Santos won a bunch of Brasileiros playing 4 matches each but stillIt'd be Flamengo/Palmeiras/São Paulofollowed by Santos/Corinthians/Grêmio/Inter/Cruzeiro followed by the restCruzeiro gets in despite not winning mundial because they're fairly accomplished at domestically and internationally, more than Grêmio and Inter for exampleLast tier we have Mineiro/Vasco/Botafogo/Fluminense with their recent glories or condensed glories in short paths
The biggest club is my clubThe smallest club is my rival
cringe take
Fluminense started the Brasileirão sub-17 with a victory against Santos. The first goal? That's right, you guessed it. Scored by RIQUELMY.Román is acknowledged as a hero all over the world but Argentinians hate him over a slightly bad moment faced by Boca.
>>154909884>richard wendelbeu teus
Ignoring regionais is whipping out 100 years of futebol history when they were important. Futebol didn’t start in the 2000s with Fifa.
Top 5 grandes only considering aura and mistica>Flamengo>Corinthians>Santos>Gremio>Vasco
this luckeio was rigged af
Fulbo started in 2022 when I got into it, anything that happened previously is irrelevant.
The most difficult sudamericana of all timeSao Paulo will lose in the oitavas
why is sudamericana so unbalanced? on the same side, sao paulo, boca, river and gremioOn the other side, merdafogo, prantos, sporting cristal and city torque
Boca sufrió 5 (cinco) eliminaciones en la Bombonera en los últimos 14 meses.
>>154910179Ai vai lá e ganha do sao paulo nos penaltis pq o Rafael nao sabe pegar penalti
>>154910226isn't rafael only trait being a penalty saverrafaelhugo ñeñecaléo jardimall the same, good penalty savers, good reflexes, can't play with their feet and got shit positioning which leads to bizarre goals
Brazilbros, how come nobody talks about Bebeto? It's always Ronaldo, Rivaldo or Ronaldinho. Bebeto was basically the modern Garrincha.
>>154910265Bebeto was a lesser Romário actually, altough that's still elite and they were about as important in 94he's fairly talked here, the only players talked about abroad are the one who had succesful careers in the 90s/00sfor example, no one rates cafu as the greatest RB of brazil, let alone of all time, but fifa chose him for marketing purposes
>>154910265because Nike signed with Ronaldo, Rivaldo and Ronaldinho and american jews must use their assets to recover the investment
>>154910049>why does 2nd tier cup not have enough strong teams?Also cuidado con Botafogo. Depending on whether they completely melt down or just lose a few players, Botafogo could be a formidable side. Lanús are good too.
I love asking old flamenguistas how good Leandro Peixe Frito wasYou can see the sparkle in their eyes, I almost forget they're supporting a maligno institution
>>154910265is like asking why nobody talks about lautaro martinez instead of messi.
>>154910325Wtf chile owns flamengo????
Siempre mononunca clasificado
>>154910255>isn't rafael only trait being a penalty saverLol no. He's a decent gk but he's never been good at penalties
>>154910255>>154910467Btw I think its funny how people on copalib will always make these bold assumptions without actually even knowing what they are talking about
o cara fala do q é ricochi e mora no condominiochi... cara, seu peido nei tem cheiro não
>>154910488Rafael is only relevant because Copa do Brasil and Supercopa in which he did save penaltiesHe's also the 2nd best penalty saver in the HISTORY OF SAN PABLO only behind Ceni probably by a 30 save margin but stillSo maybe shut your boquinha because at some point he was considered a good penalty saver, he's 3/4 in 7 penalty shootouts, in 5 of these he saved one or more penalties, he may not be the best but it is a relevant trait you little bitch ass nigga
Everson is the most balanced keeper in brazil between penalties, positioning aka not conceding stupid goals and playing with his feetBut he's ugly and cheated on his wife with a tranny looking women so he isn't well accepted at Seleção's Bancada Evangélica
>>154910555isso ai é do craque hein
>>154910609>playing with his feetWhat a weird fetish.
>>154910635having a good footjob is almost as important as a handjob in the modern game
>-57
>>154910594>He's also the 2nd best penalty saver in the HISTORY OF SAN PABLO only behind Ceni probably by a 30 save margin but stillIrrelevant, goalkeepers have become exponentially better at penalty saving in the last decadesAnd he's miles behind hugo, leo jardim and everson in that trait
>>154910697>inglaterraIronic.
>>154910697we are 1 (one) match away to equal norway
>>154910745didn't argenchina win like 3 of the last 5so basically these pecho fríos ruined our recordrafinha, vininho, casinho, marquinho, filhodaputinho
>>154910745Norway has the caveat of never ever having lost to Brazil. Not a single game.
What if we kissed in the salt desert of Bolívia? Would the kiss taste salty?
Give me a name for my new PoE character copalib
>>154910906o idiocha
>>154910906Dorileila Pereira
Fun, important and interesting fact: this is the six-seventh edition of copa libertadoresIt’s true, look it up
>>154910962Wrong webm sorry
>>154911045Ai e muito facil professora
>>154911045This is what brazilians do when the tranny has big balls.
This weekend we have the last fecha of Brasileirão ever
Niggas here haven't watched Ginger Snaps and it shows.
i was banned on /tv/ for saying kike, why do they hate kike olivera?
>>154911100Imagine if he scored the winning goal of /copalib/ and his name was on the news everywhere in the world
>>154911106bahia will win the sudakino with kike
>>154911044Kek I’m afraid the average Brazilian isn’t aware of Novax tho
Bros… I’m too nervous for tomorrow I’ll be watching the game with other collaborators of Gunners Londrina, there’s just so much at stake
>>154911275The most pathetic vaskek moment is always the next one
« Eu tenho a pororocade 18 polegasque cabe bem certinhona bunda da minha amada.Se ela me atiçae depois me dá o canoenfio a pororocana bunda do athleticano. »
Reminder that CBF (Brazilian Football Corruption)obligated Bebeto to leave Vitória otherwise he wouldn't get convoked to the World Cuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrMDM19cg4
>I’ll be watching the game with other collaborators of Gunners Londrinat. Rolândia-PR
The paraguayans are NOT happy with us, bros
Boca juniros has been included in the list of terrorist organizations by trump
OTAMENDI IS BACK!
How would this team fare in the Libertadores?
Paraguayan tennis player Dani Vallejos will be punished by Roland Garros after stating that the judge of his match should have been a male instead of a woman.
>>154911506Smart move
>>154908779Who's that guy in the middle?
>>154911545Dorival
>>154911412that's monos civil war, lula vs bolsonaro.
O nome Dorival tem origem mais aceita no francês/toponímico, ligado a Orival, um nome de lugar na França. A interpretação mais difundida é que ele significa algo como “habitante de Orival” ou, por extensão, “vale dourado” (de or = ouro/dourado + val = vale).Sim — “Dorival Silvestre” soa bem imponente em português.Tem um contraste interessante:Dorival tem sonoridade clássica, firme, meio solene; lembra nomes tradicionais brasileiros (como Dorival Caymmi ou Dorival Júnior).Silvestre vem do latim silvestris, “da floresta”, “selvagem”, “ligado à mata”, o que passa uma ideia mais forte e quase épica.Juntos, “Dorival Silvestre” tem aquela vibe de nome de personagem de respeito — parece nome de:técnico durão,coronel de romance histórico,ou protagonista de faroeste/brasileirão raiz.
ok bro we get it you're horny for dorival
COMUNICADO OFICIALNicolás Otamendi será nuevo jugador de River Plate desde el 1 de julio de 2026.https://www.cariverplate.com.ar/nicolas-otamendi-firmo-su-contrato-con-river-plate
My post about Dorival Silvestre being more likely to be a Jewish name than Abel Ferreira got to his brain, he really spent the entire day thinking about it
>19 July, Ayatollah Khomeini Memorial Stadium, New Jersey
>>154911656Damn, what a nigga needs to get that extra 0,1? Have cuccittini as his surname?
>>154911647bro coming to play sudamericana lmao
>>154911684No one gets a 10 because perfection doesn't exist <3
>>154911593This. Paraguayans would never go to war with us.
>>154911710Unlike Dybala lmao
>>154911721you made me think that dybala was going to boca for a second, what a disappointment that would've been hilarious as well
He. Will. Play.
can they defeat flamingo tomorrow?
>>154911779New Megalobox season just dropped
>>154911794Maybe. Flamengo will be missing multiple players.
>>154911794Nah, coxa's defense is too shitty to handle varmingo's attack whatever their lineup is.
Why isn't Flamengo's shirt pink like Inter Miami that would make more sense I think
>>154911593It would be very funny if that was actually the case
>>154911504>al anguloTop 10 foreshadowings of all time.
>>154911827They are too far in the closet, it'd make the "banheirao do mengao" allegations have more weight.
>>154911779
>>154911870If he played it together with the Quadrado, it would be a 360º turn.
Next time someone doubts Pelé's number of goals show them this #FACT
>>154911945This is what happens when brazilians use 100% of their brain.
How far is your country going I think we are obviously staying in the group stage maybe a cheeky tie against Croatia and getting BTFO by Ghana and the Brits
>>154912158realistically, brazil getting eliminated in the quarters would make sensebut this people has suffered too much and God will intervene and makes us win the whole thing
>>154912158Round of 16
beans and rice: a legacy of farts under the jungle canopy
>>154912158losing all 3 group matches.
Milanhesa with pure turns you into a manlet
What if you only win one match but it's like 20-0, would that qualify you?
>>154911275guiana palmerense doesnt help themselves
>>154910787Yeah, copa america and the last game
>>154912584This is true I'm 5'5 40kg and milanesa con puré is my favorite food.
>>154912590Yes
>>154912629T U C U M A N
I keep losing in Rocket League
>>154912989come play path of exile 2
Trust the process
>Don't care about WC >only want sudakino and copalib to resume So this is how it feels
>Care about the WC>Care about sudakino and colapibLife's good
>>154913094why is pepe the frog crying blood
>dont care about thingsi hate my life
>>154912629post bussy
>>154913164
>>154913261I didn't mean to hurt youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3csl59oP9g
Do you have that meme of teorias falopas where the guy is doing drugs with some football team shirt
>looking for a night club (boliche) to go in Buenos Aires when I'm there in a few weeks>all of them have a shit ton of complains about gangs stealing phones insideWtf is going on in Argentina
>>154912629is your name by any chance russian?
>>154913333What the fuck are you talking about Jessie.
>>154913335You put us in prisons when we go to your country, it's only fair that we steal your shit and maybe rape you.
>>154913358Similar to this but with Boca shirt on iirc
>>154913425just don't call the mamaco that he is a mamacothat's not hard
>>154913148
>>154913721>don't speak the problematic truth And they dare call us "Jews".
>>154913425we usually don't do that. Anyways which one would you recommend?
Paraguayans really are butthurt crybabiesIt is unbelievable
Di Maria sobre o sorteio da libertadores cair contra o Corinthians: "ah Depay, Lingard, Garro, entre otros jugadores no assusta a nadie. Corinthians fue un regalo por Dios. el equipo chico brasileño con una libertadores, tenemos todo a ganar i acer un buen partido" eai fiel torcida oq achou dessa entrevista do craque argentino!?Di Maria sobre o sorteio da libertadores cair contra o Corinthians: "ah Depay, Lingard, Garro, entre otros jugadores no assusta a nadie. Corinthians fue un regalo por Dios. el equipo chico brasileño con una libertadores, tenemos todo a ganar i acer un buen partido" eai fiel torcida oq achou dessa entrevista do craque argentino!? Diario.Olé
>>154914137Tropitango Bailable
ポッラナクエカ
>>154914279i have not seen a paraguayan flag in hours
>>154914279t. Conde d'Eu
>>154914302No way
/bocalib/
Traverso actually cried on TyC Sports over boca lol
A.judge determined the suspension of money injection from brb to flamengo
>>154914506>Including group stagesThis makes the list meaningless
Torneos y IncompetenciasDefensa y Justicia
>>154914364According to statistics at least 14% of blueflag posters are actually paraguayos.
>>154914791LLORALA BOSTERO
Let's go back to the beans
>>154915042I farted
>>154915062I smeleld
>>154915062I heard
>>154914506>Velez Sarsfield (Italian flag emoji)
>>154914302Rude
I never learned how to kick a ball, when I was little I would kick it as hard as I could with the point of my toes so I had to kick looking straight ahead towards where I wanted it to go. I can't dribble and I can barely receive a pass.
The last days of the United Arab Emirates are coming
>>154915361Which players you looked up to? I just copied the moves from players I loved to watch and then all the older guys were impressed I could do that.I recommend watching Bebeto. He carried Brazil to a WC in his prime.
>>154915712Well that's the thing, I didn't watch football as a kid and what you say makes a lot of sense, that's probably how a lot of kids learned to chutar bom.
I hate "meh" daysEither punish me or reward me, you fucking coward
What does the frog have to do with it?
It's real nigga hours. Who up regretting their life choices?
Real men only regret their own inaction
Choosing not to do something is a choice.
I'm gonna choose to sleep after choosing to masturbate
realest nigga alive right here
it's not too late to start again
hey now, hey now, don't blame Neymar hey now, hey now, when o hexa is lostthey come, they come, to give us rice and beans we know that it's stinky
Don't you worry, don't you worry childHeaven's got a plan for you
so wake me up when beans are over
>>154912629>40kgen cada teta, gordo mentiroso
>>154917974But i knew i was out of luckThe day that neymar diedI started singingBye bye mr. Samir xaudWanted the hexy , called up viniAll he did was to cry
HOLD ME NOWI'M SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND I'M THINKINGMAYBE SIX FET AIN'T SO FAR DOWN
*Hits blunt*You know I used to be a /copalib/ adventurer like youBut the I took an bean to the knee
>>154920431Hold me now six copalibs aint sevenAnd im thinkingMaybe i should rehire almidown
this made me laugh harder than I thought
>>154920685every argie friend group got the guy everyone else calls negro, sometimes he's not even dark skinned
>>154915786>>154915763Stay strong
PredictionGimnasia de jujuy 3x0 belgranoFlamemgo0x1 curitibaBahia 0x1 botafogoU de chile 3x0 deportes concepcion
>>154920685News meta just dropped:
>>154920685Nigger They are so fragile.
>>154920904I just learned yesterday that the group stage alone is going to last a whole month. This whole shit is going to be miserable
>dad is ranting about seleção again
Orangotango?More likeRoman gotta go
>>154921959he cute
>>154921959there are at least 3 boca players that look like this
The ancient egyptians supported boca
>>154922047roman first and fore mostchanchi "dedo louco" riquelme, not a player but stilljansondelgadoayrton costapalaciosvelasco
luv GE interns
you can now have your own Ayrton Costa muñeco
>>154922549that's boss nigger
>>154911647Porto, benfica sporting would fight relegation on brasileirao.
>>154922047Don't ask me how many brazilians look like that because I want to visit Praia do Bombinhas someday.
>>154924951>Praia do BombinhasI bet that's an actual city name isn't it
