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game 5 tonight

prev >>154900892
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CANIACS ARE DRIVING INTO THE FINALS
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>>154909474
MY SIDES
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Okay hoc help me. Pidser, chicken wings or hamburgers tonight
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>well goyim.. do i give canada one more game and all the money thats gonna bring in?
>or will I get my win/win cup finals scenario early instead and get it going with vegas and carolina

>tune in tonight to find out goyim
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My heated rivalry housemate and I are having beef burgers for the Canesfederacy game :)
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canes lose tonight in catastrophic fashion
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>>154909506
Pidser
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lol
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>>154909506
it's Friday pidser night what are we even discussing here
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give the Hassbs false hope
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>>154909506
>Pidser, chicken wings or hamburgers
yes
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>>154909576
Based
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last game I get to watch for months and they put it on in the middle of the night, thanks gary
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>>154909463
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I....agh....I cant AGHGHHHHHH I CANT STOP SURGING IM GONNA SUUUUUURGE AAAAAAAAGHGHGHH *coughs* AGHAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH IM SURGING ALL OVER BROS
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>>154909626
easy, I go off the board and take celebrini
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>>154909626
Wyatt Johnson
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It's my birthday today
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>>154909546
>>154909576
how do you afford pijja AND boigers in this economy wtf
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>>154909626
jack
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>>154909711
big if true
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>>154909711
Happy birthday! How will you celebrate?
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>>154909741
Bout to take a huge dump
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>Edmonton Oilers prospect Maxim Berezkin has changed his mind after winning a second straight Gagarin Cup and has decided to stay in the KHL for two more years, signing an extension with Lokomotiv.
the oilers can't get players out of russia...
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>>154909762
Probably waiting for his rights to expire so he can sign where he wants
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>>154909762
>soilers leaked info to media about Cassidy
>get btfod

>player wins a cup in Russia and decides to stay
>gets bftod
Lmfao
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>>154909762
lol
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Pidser has been ordered
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knights won bro's
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>>154909826
What toppings lad?
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>>154909743
we call those roys chaykas and/or mackinnons here
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>>154909762
soilers should just close operations and end it
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>>154909846
beans again
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>>154909846
Pepperoni, banana peppers, onions with a smokey chipotle dipping sauce
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>>154909762
Edmonton has the same biome as Russia it's the taiga
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>>154909833
smackdown toknight
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will my team draft a future superstar?
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>>154909891
Why would you desecrate a bowling alley pizza like that?
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>>154909924
yes babe i promise
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>>154909899
>onions
>dipping sauce
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>>154909899
Yum
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>>154909924
Your guy is going to be generational in the EIHL
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LOL
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>>154909976
There's too many people on this planet
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>>154909976
Grim
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There’s some frozen food in the work fridge that nobody has touched in a while. Convince me not to eat it
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>1. Toronto : G McKenna
>2. San Jose: I Stenberg
>3. Vancouver: C Malhotra
>4. Chicago: C Reid
>5. New York: C Carels
>6. Calgary: A Smits
>7. Seattle: K Verhoeff
>8. Winnipeg: D Rudolph
>9. Florida: V Bjorck
>10. Nashville: M Gustafson
>11. St. Louis: E Belchetz
>12. New Jersey: T Lawerence
>13. New York Islanders: O Hemming
>14. Columbus: O Suvanto
>15. St Louis: J Piiparienen
>16. Washington: R Lin
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>>154909976
obviously it's funny canadian inflation money, and the sodas are always even worse deals than the beers in these unless you are a child, but that $55 one is terrorism
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happy habs elimination day
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cheeseburger > pizza
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>>154910056
>3. Vancouver: C Malhotra
seems like a conflict of interest
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>>154909626
johnston or carlsson
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>>154909976
How is the Canadian economy even functioning? Hope you guys are doing alright.
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1993
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>>154910112
Don't forget 2026
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>>154910134
And 2025
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>>154910134
the year USA got demolished 4-0 and sent home medalless :')
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Stomach hurts and I just took a watery MacKinnon. Pray for me lads.
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>>154910164
Were you drinking last night?
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>Samir is still going on about xers mickey mouse tourney
Kwaf
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any tournament without russia is mickey mouse :)
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>admitting to gloating about a Mickey Mouse tourney
KWAB
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I'm an ass man
Yeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!)
I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em
'cause I'm an Ass Man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (Ohhhh)
I'm an Ass Man
So many asses, so little time
Only a tight one, can stop me on the dime
I'm a lover, of every kind
The best surprises always sneak up from behind
I'm an Ass man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (Ohhhh)
I'm an Ass Man
Buns of glory,
Buns of steel
Your lies won't give away the truth of how I feel
You walk behind me,
I feel the heat.
That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the street
I'm an Ass man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (Ohhhh)
I love to love 'em
I love to kick 'em
I love to shove 'em
I love to stick 'em
Love to flaunt 'em
I love to watch 'em
I love to pick 'em
And I'm gonna kick 'em
I'm an Ass man
Yeah, I'm an Ass man
Yes I'm an Ass man (Ohhhh)
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Weird pre-cope about getting eliminated tonight but do you Samir
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Unnecassary
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poor dobes
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>>154910244
when will samir learn
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calling a tournament mickey mouse is cope then? sounds like you got a lot of explaining to do
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>>154910278
I think Samir is retarded but unironically
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CAM ON HABS
CAM ON CANADA
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>>154910319
Nah fuck off we hate can'tnada here
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>>154910319
I’m sorry Jesper but the Habs suck and can’t get shots on goal
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>>154910319
it's over belarus is back
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>>154910437
He scored in the Olympics
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>>154910274
Dobes deserves this
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>>154910473
He should try being good first
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>>154910437
Yamaha or Honda are better value.
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when is the game
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>>154910500
3 bong, lad
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Randy better have a moment of silence for Claude Lemieux tonight
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>>154910626
S
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Going with Jet's tonight. Reliable. Excellent caramelized crust. Leftovers for the weekend.
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>>154910500
today is friday so game 1 will be monday or tuesday
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POV: your a VGK fan waiting for the other conference finals to decide who gets raped by my knighties
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>>154910689
What if the Knighties get mogged tho
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USA thugs
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I don't like how they are pushing gally out the door, he can still give us a good 7 minutes
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>>154910274
That ain't Tampa
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>>154910771
Xher arms are bigger than xher's.
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>>154910771
Is that his mom?
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when you sit down and really think about it, the habs need to win this game to stay in the playoffs
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>>154910791
disagree
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>>154910791
>win by outscoring your opponent
>have to get shot on goal to score
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el grande americano vs el grande americano match is tomorrow
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This image killed the Avs' season
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>>154910786
yes
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> Even this lesser version of Laine leads all NHL players in goals and shots per 60 on the power play since the start of 2023-24.
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>elimination night
>*crickets*
/hoc/ is dead
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>>154910928
it's friday night we're all out partying with hot babes
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>>154910928
the entire board is dead
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Leafs get McKenna
Habs get flushed
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>>154910928
i went to get food bro, relax im here to shitpost now
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Come join us in /cric/
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WAGING IS OVER :DDDD
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>>154911096
pull up a seat
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>>154911021
what'd you get?
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>>154911111
czech
got a spicy chicken from Jack in the Box
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>>154911111
quints
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People still streaman games anywhere?
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>>154911065
Ive already shit today, maybe tomorrow
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>canes give a noose to best player of the game to use later
>it was reported claude hanged himself the night after the habs got their bussies blown out 4 zero.
What did Randy mean by this?
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>>154910928
WHY WOULD I COME AND TALK ABOUT AN INEVITABLE WIN BY THE CANES?
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>You! Yeah, YOU!

>STOP with the jokes!
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>>154911163
I shat at work today. Twice.
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puck drops i less than an hour!
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>>154910791
I'm gonna need you to show your work on that one
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>>154911240
>every
>cents
>matters
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>>154911193
I shant.
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We call those MacKinnons now
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Had swish chalet for dinner bros
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goal caufield hat trick tonight
4-3 carolina ot
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caufbitch isn't a big game player like mcdavid
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>>154911243
bro that's not true
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>>154911243
I better finish up shopping.
Just got some chicken wings.
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>>154911193
lol
lmao
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>>154911268
Why are you comparing a pro hockey player with an amateur golfer
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The rope is ready habbies.
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>>154911263
he's tired boss
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>>154911249
dude trust me
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>>154911299
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LOCK IN
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started drinking 6%
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i hear hampage got cancelled
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DROP THE PUCK GARY
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>honk honk honk
let's go canes
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>>154911370
>when that 95% non-homo hits
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>>154911376
you're thinking of slopdown (tybl). rampage is on hiatus
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when you really think about it we only have to win 3 in a row
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>>154911398
when i really think about it those are some saggy ass titties
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A STORM IS BREWING
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>>154911398
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>randy
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>>154911370
Milk?
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>>154911429
The Victoire should get a banner desu
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Happy Cucknadia Elimination Day Part 2!
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>>154911446
they will
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>>154911429
big if true
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>>154909463
DELET THIS
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how do you go 30 years without winning the cup lmao
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>>154911413
good
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>>154911546
kek
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>>154911277
king
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>>154911546
[chuckling]
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yeah finna start drankin'
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>>154911564
Based. Gimme a vodka on the rocks
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>>154911564
finna pound a cheeky buzzball at work
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Did habs management or Gary murder Claude?
Surely it was to boost ratings?
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>>154911578
>>
>>154911578
that faggot was a traitor
glad his son found him dead
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>>154911578
Why does it have to be one or the other? How do you know it wasn't both
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drop the puck gary
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7-1 habs
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>>154911630
Dubs and MTL gets less than 7 shots on goal total
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Habs should consider putting pucks in net.

Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
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>>154911666
u so right satan
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>>154910928
what are the ways that the canes can compete with vegas?
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>>154911546
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It's been highly speculated that both teams will be looking to score the first goal tonight
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>>154911546
2spooky4me
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>>154911666
satan has spoken (and said nothing)
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>>154911546
cursed image
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GIVE ME THE SUNBELT FINAL GARY!
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>>154911692
typical
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today is known as Gary Day in Canada
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why does /hoc/ like korean girls so much?
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have a feeling in my bones that it is canada elimination day.
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>>154911746
monolids are too powerful
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>>154911746
I want me an Alaskan bitch
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>>154911750
>MY BONES BONES I KNOW IM NOT ALONE
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Canada will never win a Stanley Cup again lol
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>>154911763
I didn't know slugs could skate
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>>154911742
Chick in back back row on the right is cute.
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>>154911746
unfortunately /hoc/ has a large overlap with /mu/
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>>154911771
it's a little-known fact!
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>>154911746
Its just 1 fuckin guy
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>>154911775
paralax, it is a man
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for me, it's korean canadians
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It's amazing this board is still, like 60/30/10 Canada/USA/Euroshit and Canada just keeps losing.
Ppl ask, "How long do they still get to call it 'OUR game?"
Answer: No more.
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let's do that hockey!
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>2 years ago
OH NO NO NONONO
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>>154911810
>goes to /hoc/ to shit talk Leafs
>gets baited into opening WMAF folder for fap time
Fuck you faggots.
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>>154911809
Back in the day /hoc/ used to have a lot more euros
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>>154911825
Unfortunately Euros are shit at hockey now
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For me it's blonde white women and brunettes too
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my waifu is the real deal
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>>154911832
Russia would give USA and Canada a run for their money if they were allowed to compete
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>>154911835
good lord that ice looks like shit
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>>154909711
happy birthday!
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>>154911842
Firstly they wouldn't

Secoundly only nations with good international standing like Sweden , Canada , latvia and Finland should be able to compete
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>>154911854
>harf-barn training rink
contact the constabulary at once
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>>154911842
>>
>under the tv deal espn gets to choose which conference finals they cover
>they once again pick the more shit one
Sad
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Habs' death march in 20 minutes lads
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>>154911809
Was a kino save.
>>154911821
Nothing wrong with sitting back and observing since anything can happen.
Plan the parade laffs humility, lol.
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Something tells me this will be a colorful night
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forgot to get beer, this shit sucks i can't watch a carolina game sober
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Had to put my other dog down today almost exactly a year later from my first one. For the first time in 18 years I don’t have a dog.
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>>154911910
f
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>>154911910
Sorry bro
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>>154911910
rip pupper
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>>154911910
F
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>>154911879
In case you haven't realized, the USA is who decides who has good international standing or not.
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My canesies:) desu
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scarrrrr!
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>>154911910
Dogs are gay and annoying but f
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>>154911910
I'm sorry bro
You gave doggy the best life possible and doggy loved spending everyday with you
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>>154911950
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i like dogs but i love cats
im also a leafs fan
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>>154911910
My dad got a dog, never took care of it outside of giving it food and water, he developed behavior problems, then I witnessed my dad shoot him in the back of the head. I will never get a dog in my entire life.
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>>154911918
>>154911926
>>154911952
Thanks bros. I know they’re finally reunited in dog heaven again so that brings me comfort.
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>>154911971
Liking dogs is unironically brown coded
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Anyone watching the pregame show? How juiced is Wayne tonight? Has he been schllurring?
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>>154911998
I was watching jeopardy before the game
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HELLO CANADA AND HOCKEY FANS FROM THE UNITED STATES TO NEW FOUNDLAND IT'S ELIMINATION NIGHT IN CANADA
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Carolina better get it done you don’t want Torts to have extra time to brainstorm plays
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i usually let my cat out for spring thru fall, but this year there are some baby rabbits in the yard and i know i'd be signing their death warrants. still haven't decided what to do.
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we want this tonight
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>>154912023
kill the cat
/hoc/ is a dog gen
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My Canesies :) are going to the Stan Lee cup!
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>>154911998
he can't pull off that smile anymore
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>>154911910
sorry bro
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RALLY TOWELS!
>>154911998
He could be enunciating better desu
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goodbye montreal,
ngl you won't be missed
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you don't change a winning formula
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>>154912026
Dobes better get chirping then
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>>154912044
no kapanen, no win
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>>154911988
they look cute and happy :3
your digits indicate that they're happy in heaven
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imagine kuechly on skates. dude would have killed half the league.
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>>154912032
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Arenas that don’t have the lock room behind the benches are gay
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>>154912035
He got a facelift or something, a lot of people with that same skin pulled back look so unnatural.
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>>154912044
>no Jackeye
yeah fuck MSL
>>
Okay, this pregame is pretty cool.
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>wearing the canefederate jersey
kek
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HURRICANE WARNING UH OH LEAFS ABOUT TO BE BLOWN AWAY
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>>154912056
He's a big kot.
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>>154912044
i would switch demi and slaf. first line needs a kick
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>>154912066
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Video games and anime
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Weird to not ask for a moment of silence?
>>
F
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HURRICANE WRECKING LEAF BUSSY IN THE FORECAST
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Honoring a suicide is lame
>>
I shall keep my hat on and stay seated.
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>>154912071
and you would be right
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>>154912080
Moment of silences are gay
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Yo if the habs dont start the game just putting the puck on net every chance they get im turning it off
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so what did ron say about claude
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>>154912066
The Sunbelt will rise again!
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>>154912074
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>it's the gender-neutral anthem again
kek. glad this is the last time were hearing this faggot shit.
>>
Serves Lemieux right for what he did to my Red Wings
>>
Oh Canada is such a bush league anthem
>>
the habs will have 8 shots at the end of the 2nd.
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>>154912023
is there any way you can walk your cat?
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>>154912085
It is kind of awkward, and he hung himself no less...
>>
>pre-scoerless draw in Raleigh, North Carolina, COME ON AND RAISE UP, TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, TWIST IT 'ROUND YO' HEAD, SPIN IT LIKE A HELICOPTER NORTH CAROLINA! COME ON AND RAISE UP THIS ONE'S FOR YOU UH-HUH THIS ONE'S FOR WHO? US, US, US; YES SIR! NORTH CAROLINA!
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Perhaps if montreal didn't employ an U-15 Youth Hockey Team as the majority of their roster, they'd be performing better against men's teams.
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MURICA SURGING :D
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>>154912113
>>154912085
It's like they say, go out swinging.
>>
Freddy is 8-9 in potential series clinching game
Perhaps...?
>>
SSSSSCCAAAAAAARRRRRR
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>>154912120
yeah Tampon Gay and Buffalel are basically peewee in comparison
>>
here we go bros
>>
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTT
>>
You know, when you carefully folllow along the worfd of the song, you realize: wtf is this song all about?
>>
jesus christ hasbs.
>>
This one is for you Claude Lemieux
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>>154912133
Yeah he’s shit
>>
>d1bes
>>
Somewhere Kris Draper is celebrating
>>
Holy shit that anthem was painful, go to karaoke night or something
>>
>already giving up a 2 on 1
Jej
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Happy no pk subban intermission nonsense day!
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>>154912112
i'm sure they make harnesses and a leash, but i'm not actually a homosexual.
>>
KINO atmosphere tonight
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>dobson
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>>154912155
Yeah wtf isn't the south supposed to have all this musical talent and that's the guy they drag out
>>
gonna be a long night for the habbers if they play like dat
>>
why the fuck do goalies always duck when puck goes their way?
>>
>cucknadiens still have zero SOG
embarassing.
>>
Good early chances, get it in there!
>>
Shots are already 3-0 in 1 minute of play lmao
>>
>>154912164
I believe country music has been "solved" by algorithms or something and rap has been in an even worse position for at least a decade
>>
>>154912168
it's a natural reaction when an object is flying towards your head
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>>154912168
no goal is worth a concussion
>>
>>154912168
the puck is travelling with high velocity and is hard as fuck
>>
>scoreless draw
>>
habs just waiting for it to be over, sad
>>
Its over
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What's Brind'Amour thinking sending Walker out early?
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refbros lettin em know
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>>154912180
kekaroo
>>
>flopson
It begins
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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Even if the Habs win this game they won't make the comeback. It's so clear that the team is full of inexperienced players that are burning out. This is the most hockey a lot of them have played in a year
>>
>>154912183
>>154912184
>>154912186
that's what the helmet is for???
>>
>scoreless
>>
Gary made the call
>>
I got a cheesesteak at the Canes/Soilers game, it was pretty good
>>
>>154912205
go give it a try at your local rink and get back to us when you stop eating glue and drooling.
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>>154912204
still better than your team
>>
odds that montreal doesnt get a shot on goal during the PP?
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Yeah that wasn't a penulty. Gary wants one more game of Bell Centre revenue
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Offsides again, hahaha.
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Betcha these fags don't even get a SOG in this powerplay.
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>>154912220
My team doesn't exist anymore :(
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>>154912222
Gary has lost out on tens of millions of dollars already because not ever series went to seven games.
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>>154912222
digits confirm habs win tonight!
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ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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>>154912239
They do they just play somewhere else now (:
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>>154912222
CHECKED
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>>154912222
Checked
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Habs are absolutely cooked. Just park anderson in front of the net and put the puck on net. Good god.
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TIR SUR NET TABARNAK
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LANDMINE
HAS TAKEN MY SIGHT
TAKEN MY SPEECH
TAKEN MY HEARING
TAKEN MY ARMS
TAKEN MY LEGS
TAKEN MY SOUL
LIFE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
>>
LE SHOT !!!!
>>
Lane gutless Hutson
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ET LEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHOT ON GOAAAAAAAAAAL!
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>>154912222
>>154912222
>>154912222
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>>154912224
even he knows they're losing in the finals
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>1 SOG
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>>154912221
Zero
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>>154912231
Apologise
>>
Remember when Habs won a game 7 with single digit shots lmao
>>
First Habs PP: 0 SOG
>>
This is the most life Habs have shown since game 1 and they even have a shot to show for it
>>
That shouldn't count as a SOG btw. It was going wide left and Freddie stuck his right pad out to block it either way.
>>
this is rough to watch. i dont think ive seen a team more out of their depth in a long time.
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>>154912288
Retard
>>
>>154912291
Sad
>>
>>154912295
Did he touch the puck? cause that's kinda implicit
>>
>>154912281
see: >>154912295
>>
Unstoppable force meeting a very movable object
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>>154912296
Just think of it as skill competition for Dobes
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>>154912316
jen
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>>154912309
That's why I said "shouldn't" instead of "doesn't"
>>
my instructions if im MSL: low to high. slapshots. aim for heads and dicks. after a while the canes won't be so eager to get in the shooting lanes.
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>>154912295
>>154912313
>muh angles
>muh net coverage
Savere cope
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>>154912321
im new here, what does "jen" mean?
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>>154912303
They took it off the board dogfuker, wasn’t on goal, even the an in net said it was a cross crease shot-pass
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>>154912335
Lurk moar
>>
Gotta hand it to montreal for sticking to their game plan this series. It's the wrong decision, but at least they have their pride.
>>
Newfag shoulda buried that.
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>>154912335
the woman on CBC
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The Montreál Canadiěns killed Claude Lemieux
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>>154912335
it's skandi for gey
>>
>ai
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>>154912335
>>
>>154912335
research it on the /hoc/ wiki
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SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CANES UP 1-0
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>>154912341
what else can they possibly do? there is no other option lol. they dont have the skill or cohesion to pull off anything else.
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>>154912357
>32
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>>154912335
it means kek. Because some dude was trying to type kek and typed jen instead. Then it became normalized.
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>>154912335
Nobody will answer because nobody knows
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>>154912335
Some dude meant to type "kek" and it auto corrected to "jen" so it kind of became a running joke here
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Why is Montreal even here?
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>>154912356
>>
*toot toot toot*
let's go gary!
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>>154912357
4 Stanley Cup
>>
gonna go smoke a doobes haha
>>
>h1sbs
>>
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>
SCARRRR CANES!!
>>
E.M. here. They raped me and murdered Le Moo.
>>
Tabarnak d'ostie de calisse
>>
>h1sbs
>>
>H1bs
>>
>be a habs legend
>carry le torch before the playoff game
>team has a chance to break the 1993 curse
>instead.it gets embarrassed on home ice
>off yourself by hanging the following day
Hmm...
>>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>
*dumps the puck in and goes to the bench*
>>
SCARRRRRRRR
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>>154912372
They do have some competent goal scorers, however they are easily shut down by a competent team, and Dobes has been a brick wall. Honestly he's the only thing keeping them in this.
>>
Oh habs bros... we're losing...
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>>154912366
>>154912368
That was me (:
>>
>dob1s
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>>154912366
>>154912368
>>
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Why does /hoc/ have so many one-off or non-sequitur memes??
>>
STANKOVEN SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS
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no goal
>>
>>154912368
LMAO
>>
EAAAAAAAAAAAAAT MUHHHHHHHH BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fU_2hyOqFA
>>
Can’t believe they didn’t call that penalty on Texier
>>
welp, now it's officially over.
>>
john chayka was right to trade for this guy ten years ago
>>
Stanky Stank!!!
>>
Oh baby time for Gary's shenanigans
>>
1000+900+90+3
>>
no goal
>>
>>154912357
>satanic ritual sacrifices him
>already down 1 nothing
F
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1993
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>>154912416
insular shitposting culture
jlmi
>>
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>>154912413
>>
refbros just took a big shit on da habs!
>>
>la ville du Québecistan
>>
Never mind it was Hall
>>
Gary's intervening
>>
i'm shocked the goal actually stood
>>
>>154912357
Think he knew he was going to do it even in this moment?
>>
LOL
>>
anybody else see little LED lights on the puck or am i seeing things?
>>
MSLsisters...
>>
gary wants to put this shit in the bag
pad was pushed
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>No goal interference
kek maybe Gary wants this shit over instead
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I’m shocked that wasn’t overturned
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>call it back
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ENTER
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BASED REFFIES
>>
good goal
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>>154912432
as a wagie I appreciate these goal webms finnbro
>>
Tough but the right call
>>
GOOD GOAL
GET FUCKED HABS
>>
That's Garret Rank baby!
>>
seems like he comes in and kicks that pad off the post. not sure if its goalie interference, but he definitely did it intentionally.
>>
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nothing personnel
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One time at mass I pulled my dick out and wiggled it around vigorously in front of the village retard, she acted shocked and angry but I know she liked it
>>
>>154912460
all the announcers on TNT said it was gonna be overturned lol.
>>
GARY!
I recognize the lion by his paws
>>
"it's determined that there was no goal...tender interference" is so cool I bet he practiced that one in front of a mirror
>>
I mean it’s the right call but in Garys league that shit is usually called back.
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This might be the last NHL game I watch this season.
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>>154912466
my pleasure
>>
If they go 2-0, you can flip this game off
>>
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we spun the wheel and it was a good goal!
>>
You wanna know how I got these SCAAARs?
>>
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do you feel in charge?
>>
>french coaching
>>
>>154912416
/hoc/ is a unique breeding ground for memes. We really stick to ourselves
>>
The refs just look at the goalie’s reaction to determine if it’s interference. No butthurt reaction from Dobeš = no interference
>>
>>154912402
I did an upper deck mackinnon one time.
>>
>>154912477
I'm latino and we're not all like this btw
>>
>>154912490
the wheel of gary giveth, and the wheel of gary taketh away
>>
>>154912480
NFL has a fuckin' reffie that will say. "holding.....DEFENSE....yada yada" as if he is bearer of such amazing information. Fucker does it all the time.
>>
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>>154912477
SIR!!!

This is a Wendy's, sir.... please pull up the second window
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>>154912480
they really got to do the nba thing where the refs read a dissertation when making some bullshit call
>>
and they're now short handed
>>
>>154912478
I don’t know why they let Brian Burke’s homosexual son call these games, he’s an IDIOT
>>
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Soon
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>>154912512
jen
>>
The canefederacy will rise again
>>
Blatant refpuck with that call. Goalie was clearly knocked down by Carolina player and thus unable to block the shot
>>
Lucky for the Habs the Canes' PP is actual dogshit
>>
The funny thing is that both of these teams graduated top of their class at the Toronto school of passing a bunch of times on the PP and doing fucking nothing
>>
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Reffies joined the Canefederacy, it's over Frenchies
>>
>>154912478
I never trust the experts.
>>
>>154912499
Butthurt fagnadians always give me a chuckle.
>>
>>154912521
why is that funny
>>
>you can "trade" on anything
Who the FUCK do they think they are fooling?
>>
Stanky
>>
>>154912463
>Montreal asking Toronto for help
They should have known
>>
>>154912512
american retardation is it matters if team located in theri country wins and they dont even care about hockey if they lose when its national team.
>>
>>154912521
JEN
>>
refs vs habs again of course
>>
canes vegas final makes me sick
>>
DQ now has a fruity pebbles shake and cinnamon toast crunch dipped cone. Holy fuck, on my way!
>>
>>154912524
you won't be posting that pepe in the finals
>>
>>154912540
>canacuck is seething about his teams being shit again
Sad
>>
FUCK THE REFS
>>
>>154912544
Truly the "who gives a shit bowl"
>>
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>>154912540
>if
but, didn't.
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>>154912540
I want all Canadian teams to lose so that Rogers does not make money.
Fuck them for saying the own our game. Rogers affiliated teams will NEVER win a championship so long as they are bottom feeders. It is the Rogers curse.
>>
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If the Canes make a stupid defensive mistake the Habs are back in this
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>>154912544
i hope vegas wins it
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>>154912549
I want the cinnamon toast one
>>
Its so comfy watching NHL at my gym and noticing how nobody has any idea of whats going on in my screen kek
>>
>>154912549
Breakfast shake, because there is no better way to start your day than with that slop.
>>
i missed the pre game now ill never know what cringey shit ron said about claude
>>
>>154912563
k'andre miller did this all the time for my ragsies but they also forced him to play 100% of his minutes with jacob trouba who was even dumber
>>
svechnikov you tard kek
>>
Dobes has that quality
>>
>>154912572
I love having hockey play when I'm in the gym. What are you working on today?
>>
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>>154912549
I never been to Dairy Queen, I bet it sucks
>>
>>154912540
yellow hongcouver hands typed this post
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>>154912574
You do realize how many people go to starbucks, horton's, scooter's, etc on their way to work right?
>>
>penalty for Dobes skating into him
One moment the reffies favor the Canes, the other they favor the Habs. Gary always keeps you guessing
>>
pp goal here would be nice
>>
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>>154912544
>>154912564
>>
>>154912581
Already done it was shoulders arms day, right now im doing my incline walk cardio
>>
>>154912572
comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>
>>154912558
both are such unlikeable teams
>>
>>154912582
No Blizzard?
Why live?
>>
So much for Lemieux's ritual sacrifice
>>
is it route or route?
>>
actually the most retarded fanbase in the nhl
>>
>>154912594
>>154912572
Why are you in Peru
>>
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Refs in Marty’s pocket
>>
>>154912582
Loling at you
>>
For me it's Dobe$$, with an extra $ for an extra dose of that goaltending
>>
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>>154912582
the food sucks but the blizzards are good
>>
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>>154912512
>>
>>154912593
this guy had to cry about his mental health on main today
>>
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>>154912602
Correct, but after 33 years of no cup wins, you gotta feel bad for them
>>
New
>>154819585
>>
Just run Dobeš if they’re going to give them that call anyway
>>
>>154912614
>>154912614
>>154912614
NEW
>>
>everyone makes a big deal out of the Habs not shooting in the last game
>continues to not shoot the puck
Are the Habs retarded?
>>
what exactly does kirby dach do?
>>
>>154912616
You really have no idea how hard it is being a Canucks fan.
>>
Habs 2nd PP SOG: 0
Total Habs PP SOG: 0
>>
>>154912562
Based schizo (your cuntry's team are shit anyway)
>>
Canes hate is so forced
>>
Ordered too much pizza bros. Need a slice? Buffalo Chicken and the other pie the local places house special with meat and veggies
>>
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>>154912540
>
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>>154912604
Nice food, nice weather, cheap cost, feminine women, family and honestly tired of NA in general
>>
>>154912666
BBQ chicken pizza blows out buffalo chicken & it's not even close
>>
>dob2s
>>
>H2bs
>>
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CATEGORY 2 NOW
>>
>Hasb2
>>
>>154912600
His sacrifice was for the Devils next season
>>
more $tanky $tank
>>
>>154912712
LOLOLOL
>>
>>154912683
Sad
>>
>h0bb5
>>
>>154912683
Peruvian women look like neanderthals do. In fact all Peruvians look like neanderthals so maybe that's why you like them
>>
>HAS3S
>>
>>154912405
>>
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
>>
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>>
Calling it now. Cansies may win this series
>>
Holy cumblast
>>
>>154912405
>Dobes has been a brick wall
>>
It's actually fucking over already. Holy shit.

At least someone stands a chance against Vegas now
>>
Maybe one day the canes will learn to make use of power plays



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