game 5 tonightprev >>154900892
CANIACS ARE DRIVING INTO THE FINALS
>>154909474MY SIDES
Okay hoc help me. Pidser, chicken wings or hamburgers tonight
>well goyim.. do i give canada one more game and all the money thats gonna bring in? >or will I get my win/win cup finals scenario early instead and get it going with vegas and carolina>tune in tonight to find out goyim
My heated rivalry housemate and I are having beef burgers for the Canesfederacy game :)
canes lose tonight in catastrophic fashion
>>154909506Pidser
lol
>>154909506it's Friday pidser night what are we even discussing here
give the Hassbs false hope
>>154909506>Pidser, chicken wings or hamburgersyes
>>154909576Based
last game I get to watch for months and they put it on in the middle of the night, thanks gary
>>154909463
I....agh....I cant AGHGHHHHHH I CANT STOP SURGING IM GONNA SUUUUUURGE AAAAAAAAGHGHGHH *coughs* AGHAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHH IM SURGING ALL OVER BROS
>>154909626easy, I go off the board and take celebrini
>>154909626Wyatt Johnson
It's my birthday today
>>154909546>>154909576how do you afford pijja AND boigers in this economy wtf
>>154909626jack
>>154909711big if true
>>154909711Happy birthday! How will you celebrate?
>>154909741Bout to take a huge dump
>Edmonton Oilers prospect Maxim Berezkin has changed his mind after winning a second straight Gagarin Cup and has decided to stay in the KHL for two more years, signing an extension with Lokomotiv.the oilers can't get players out of russia...
>>154909762Probably waiting for his rights to expire so he can sign where he wants
>>154909762>soilers leaked info to media about Cassidy>get btfod>player wins a cup in Russia and decides to stay>gets bftodLmfao
>>154909762lol
Pidser has been ordered
knights won bro's
>>154909826What toppings lad?
>>154909743we call those roys chaykas and/or mackinnons here
>>154909762soilers should just close operations and end it
>>154909846beans again
>>154909846Pepperoni, banana peppers, onions with a smokey chipotle dipping sauce
>>154909762Edmonton has the same biome as Russia it's the taiga
>>154909833smackdown toknight
will my team draft a future superstar?
>>154909891Why would you desecrate a bowling alley pizza like that?
>>154909924yes babe i promise
>>154909899>onions>dipping sauce
>>154909899Yum
>>154909924Your guy is going to be generational in the EIHL
LOL
>>154909976There's too many people on this planet
>>154909976Grim
There’s some frozen food in the work fridge that nobody has touched in a while. Convince me not to eat it
>1. Toronto : G McKenna>2. San Jose: I Stenberg>3. Vancouver: C Malhotra>4. Chicago: C Reid>5. New York: C Carels>6. Calgary: A Smits>7. Seattle: K Verhoeff>8. Winnipeg: D Rudolph>9. Florida: V Bjorck>10. Nashville: M Gustafson>11. St. Louis: E Belchetz>12. New Jersey: T Lawerence>13. New York Islanders: O Hemming>14. Columbus: O Suvanto>15. St Louis: J Piiparienen>16. Washington: R Lin
>>154909976obviously it's funny canadian inflation money, and the sodas are always even worse deals than the beers in these unless you are a child, but that $55 one is terrorism
happy habs elimination day
cheeseburger > pizza
>>154910056>3. Vancouver: C Malhotraseems like a conflict of interest
>>154909626johnston or carlsson
>>154909976How is the Canadian economy even functioning? Hope you guys are doing alright.
1993
>>154910112Don't forget 2026
>>154910134And 2025
>>154910134the year USA got demolished 4-0 and sent home medalless :')
Stomach hurts and I just took a watery MacKinnon. Pray for me lads.
>>154910164Were you drinking last night?
>Samir is still going on about xers mickey mouse tourneyKwaf
any tournament without russia is mickey mouse :)
>admitting to gloating about a Mickey Mouse tourneyKWAB
I'm an ass manYeah I'm an ass man (Yeah!)I love to love 'emI love to kick 'emI love to shove 'emI love to stick 'emLove to flaunt 'emI love to watch 'emI love to pick 'emAnd I'm gonna kick 'em'cause I'm an Ass ManYeah, I'm an Ass manYes I'm an Ass man (Ohhhh)I'm an Ass ManSo many asses, so little timeOnly a tight one, can stop me on the dimeI'm a lover, of every kindThe best surprises always sneak up from behindI'm an Ass manYeah, I'm an Ass manYes I'm an Ass man (Ohhhh)I'm an Ass ManBuns of glory,Buns of steelYour lies won't give away the truth of how I feelYou walk behind me,I feel the heat.That's why the girls don't walk behind me down the streetI'm an Ass manYeah, I'm an Ass manYes I'm an Ass man (Ohhhh)I love to love 'emI love to kick 'emI love to shove 'emI love to stick 'emLove to flaunt 'emI love to watch 'emI love to pick 'emAnd I'm gonna kick 'emI'm an Ass manYeah, I'm an Ass manYes I'm an Ass man (Ohhhh)
Weird pre-cope about getting eliminated tonight but do you Samir
Unnecassary
poor dobes
>>154910244when will samir learn
calling a tournament mickey mouse is cope then? sounds like you got a lot of explaining to do
>>154910278I think Samir is retarded but unironically
CAM ON HABSCAM ON CANADA
>>154910319Nah fuck off we hate can'tnada here
>>154910319I’m sorry Jesper but the Habs suck and can’t get shots on goal
>>154910319it's over belarus is back
>>154910437He scored in the Olympics
>>154910274Dobes deserves this
>>154910473He should try being good first
>>154910437Yamaha or Honda are better value.
when is the game
>>1549105003 bong, lad
Randy better have a moment of silence for Claude Lemieux tonight
>>154910626S
Going with Jet's tonight. Reliable. Excellent caramelized crust. Leftovers for the weekend.
>>154910500today is friday so game 1 will be monday or tuesday
POV: your a VGK fan waiting for the other conference finals to decide who gets raped by my knighties
>>154910689What if the Knighties get mogged tho
USA thugs
I don't like how they are pushing gally out the door, he can still give us a good 7 minutes
>>154910274That ain't Tampa
>>154910771Xher arms are bigger than xher's.
>>154910771Is that his mom?
when you sit down and really think about it, the habs need to win this game to stay in the playoffs
>>154910791disagree
>>154910791>win by outscoring your opponent>have to get shot on goal to score
el grande americano vs el grande americano match is tomorrow
This image killed the Avs' season
>>154910786yes
> Even this lesser version of Laine leads all NHL players in goals and shots per 60 on the power play since the start of 2023-24.
>elimination night>*crickets*/hoc/ is dead
>>154910928it's friday night we're all out partying with hot babes
>>154910928the entire board is dead
Leafs get McKennaHabs get flushed
>>154910928i went to get food bro, relax im here to shitpost now
Come join us in /cric/
WAGING IS OVER :DDDD
>>154911096pull up a seat
>>154911021what'd you get?
>>154911111czechgot a spicy chicken from Jack in the Box
>>154911111quints
People still streaman games anywhere?
>>154911065Ive already shit today, maybe tomorrow
>canes give a noose to best player of the game to use later>it was reported claude hanged himself the night after the habs got their bussies blown out 4 zero.What did Randy mean by this?
>>154910928WHY WOULD I COME AND TALK ABOUT AN INEVITABLE WIN BY THE CANES?
>You! Yeah, YOU! >STOP with the jokes!
>>154911163I shat at work today. Twice.
puck drops i less than an hour!
>>154910791I'm gonna need you to show your work on that one
>>154911240>every >cents>matters
>>154911193I shant.
We call those MacKinnons now
Had swish chalet for dinner bros
goal caufield hat trick tonight4-3 carolina ot
caufbitch isn't a big game player like mcdavid
>>154911243bro that's not true
>>154911243I better finish up shopping.Just got some chicken wings.
>>154911193lollmao
>>154911268Why are you comparing a pro hockey player with an amateur golfer
The rope is ready habbies.
>>154911263he's tired boss
>>154911249dude trust me
>>154911299
LOCK IN
started drinking 6%
i hear hampage got cancelled
DROP THE PUCK GARY
>honk honk honklet's go canes
>>154911370>when that 95% non-homo hits
>>154911376you're thinking of slopdown (tybl). rampage is on hiatus
when you really think about it we only have to win 3 in a row
>>154911398when i really think about it those are some saggy ass titties
A STORM IS BREWING
>>154911398
>randy
>>154911370Milk?
>>154911429The Victoire should get a banner desu
Happy Cucknadia Elimination Day Part 2!
>>154911446they will
>>154911429big if true
>>154909463DELET THIS
how do you go 30 years without winning the cup lmao
>>154911413good
>>154911546kek
>>154911277king
>>154911546[chuckling]
yeah finna start drankin'
>>154911564Based. Gimme a vodka on the rocks
>>154911564finna pound a cheeky buzzball at work
Did habs management or Gary murder Claude?Surely it was to boost ratings?
>>154911578
>>154911578that faggot was a traitorglad his son found him dead
>>154911578Why does it have to be one or the other? How do you know it wasn't both
drop the puck gary
7-1 habs
>>154911630Dubs and MTL gets less than 7 shots on goal total
Habs should consider putting pucks in net.Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
>>154911666u so right satan
>>154910928what are the ways that the canes can compete with vegas?
>>154911546
It's been highly speculated that both teams will be looking to score the first goal tonight
>>1549115462spooky4me
>>154911666satan has spoken (and said nothing)
>>154911546cursed image
GIVE ME THE SUNBELT FINAL GARY!
>>154911692typical
today is known as Gary Day in Canada
why does /hoc/ like korean girls so much?
have a feeling in my bones that it is canada elimination day.
>>154911746monolids are too powerful
>>154911746I want me an Alaskan bitch
>>154911750>MY BONES BONES I KNOW IM NOT ALONE
Canada will never win a Stanley Cup again lol
>>154911763I didn't know slugs could skate
>>154911742Chick in back back row on the right is cute.
>>154911746unfortunately /hoc/ has a large overlap with /mu/
>>154911771it's a little-known fact!
>>154911746Its just 1 fuckin guy
>>154911775paralax, it is a man
for me, it's korean canadians
It's amazing this board is still, like 60/30/10 Canada/USA/Euroshit and Canada just keeps losing.Ppl ask, "How long do they still get to call it 'OUR game?"Answer: No more.
let's do that hockey!
>2 years agoOH NO NO NONONO
>>154911810>goes to /hoc/ to shit talk Leafs>gets baited into opening WMAF folder for fap timeFuck you faggots.
>>154911809Back in the day /hoc/ used to have a lot more euros
>>154911825Unfortunately Euros are shit at hockey now
For me it's blonde white women and brunettes too
my waifu is the real deal
>>154911832Russia would give USA and Canada a run for their money if they were allowed to compete
>>154911835good lord that ice looks like shit
>>154909711happy birthday!
>>154911842Firstly they wouldn't Secoundly only nations with good international standing like Sweden , Canada , latvia and Finland should be able to compete
>>154911854>harf-barn training rinkcontact the constabulary at once
>>154911842
>under the tv deal espn gets to choose which conference finals they cover>they once again pick the more shit one Sad
Habs' death march in 20 minutes lads
>>154911809Was a kino save.>>154911821Nothing wrong with sitting back and observing since anything can happen.Plan the parade laffs humility, lol.
Something tells me this will be a colorful night
forgot to get beer, this shit sucks i can't watch a carolina game sober
Had to put my other dog down today almost exactly a year later from my first one. For the first time in 18 years I don’t have a dog.
>>154911910f
>>154911910Sorry bro
>>154911910rip pupper
>>154911910F
>>154911879In case you haven't realized, the USA is who decides who has good international standing or not.
My canesies:) desu
scarrrrr!
>>154911910Dogs are gay and annoying but f
>>154911910I'm sorry bro You gave doggy the best life possible and doggy loved spending everyday with you
>>154911950
i like dogs but i love catsim also a leafs fan
>>154911910My dad got a dog, never took care of it outside of giving it food and water, he developed behavior problems, then I witnessed my dad shoot him in the back of the head. I will never get a dog in my entire life.
>>154911918>>154911926>>154911952Thanks bros. I know they’re finally reunited in dog heaven again so that brings me comfort.
>>154911971Liking dogs is unironically brown coded
Anyone watching the pregame show? How juiced is Wayne tonight? Has he been schllurring?
>>154911998I was watching jeopardy before the game
HELLO CANADA AND HOCKEY FANS FROM THE UNITED STATES TO NEW FOUNDLAND IT'S ELIMINATION NIGHT IN CANADA
Carolina better get it done you don’t want Torts to have extra time to brainstorm plays
i usually let my cat out for spring thru fall, but this year there are some baby rabbits in the yard and i know i'd be signing their death warrants. still haven't decided what to do.
we want this tonight
>>154912023kill the cat/hoc/ is a dog gen
My Canesies :) are going to the Stan Lee cup!
>>154911998he can't pull off that smile anymore
>>154911910sorry bro
RALLY TOWELS!>>154911998He could be enunciating better desu
goodbye montreal,ngl you won't be missed
you don't change a winning formula
>>154912026Dobes better get chirping then
>>154912044no kapanen, no win
>>154911988they look cute and happy :3 your digits indicate that they're happy in heaven
imagine kuechly on skates. dude would have killed half the league.
>>154912032
Arenas that don’t have the lock room behind the benches are gay
>>154912035He got a facelift or something, a lot of people with that same skin pulled back look so unnatural.
>>154912044>no Jackeyeyeah fuck MSL
Okay, this pregame is pretty cool.
>wearing the canefederate jerseykek
HURRICANE WARNING UH OH LEAFS ABOUT TO BE BLOWN AWAY
>>154912056He's a big kot.
>>154912044i would switch demi and slaf. first line needs a kick
>>154912066
Video games and anime
Weird to not ask for a moment of silence?
F
HURRICANE WRECKING LEAF BUSSY IN THE FORECAST
Honoring a suicide is lame
I shall keep my hat on and stay seated.
>>154912071and you would be right
>>154912080Moment of silences are gay
Yo if the habs dont start the game just putting the puck on net every chance they get im turning it off
so what did ron say about claude
>>154912066The Sunbelt will rise again!
>>154912074
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>it's the gender-neutral anthem againkek. glad this is the last time were hearing this faggot shit.
Serves Lemieux right for what he did to my Red Wings
Oh Canada is such a bush league anthem
the habs will have 8 shots at the end of the 2nd.
>>154912023is there any way you can walk your cat?
>>154912085It is kind of awkward, and he hung himself no less...
>pre-scoerless draw in Raleigh, North Carolina, COME ON AND RAISE UP, TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF, TWIST IT 'ROUND YO' HEAD, SPIN IT LIKE A HELICOPTER NORTH CAROLINA! COME ON AND RAISE UP THIS ONE'S FOR YOU UH-HUH THIS ONE'S FOR WHO? US, US, US; YES SIR! NORTH CAROLINA!
Perhaps if montreal didn't employ an U-15 Youth Hockey Team as the majority of their roster, they'd be performing better against men's teams.
MURICA SURGING :D
>>154912113>>154912085It's like they say, go out swinging.
Freddy is 8-9 in potential series clinching gamePerhaps...?
SSSSSCCAAAAAAARRRRRR
>>154912120yeah Tampon Gay and Buffalel are basically peewee in comparison
here we go bros
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTT
You know, when you carefully folllow along the worfd of the song, you realize: wtf is this song all about?
jesus christ hasbs.
This one is for you Claude Lemieux
>>154912133Yeah he’s shit
>d1bes
Somewhere Kris Draper is celebrating
Holy shit that anthem was painful, go to karaoke night or something
>already giving up a 2 on 1Jej
Happy no pk subban intermission nonsense day!
>>154912112i'm sure they make harnesses and a leash, but i'm not actually a homosexual.
KINO atmosphere tonight
>dobson
>>154912155Yeah wtf isn't the south supposed to have all this musical talent and that's the guy they drag out
gonna be a long night for the habbers if they play like dat
why the fuck do goalies always duck when puck goes their way?
>cucknadiens still have zero SOGembarassing.
Good early chances, get it in there!
Shots are already 3-0 in 1 minute of play lmao
>>154912164I believe country music has been "solved" by algorithms or something and rap has been in an even worse position for at least a decade
>>154912168it's a natural reaction when an object is flying towards your head
>>154912168no goal is worth a concussion
>>154912168the puck is travelling with high velocity and is hard as fuck
>scoreless draw
habs just waiting for it to be over, sad
Its over
What's Brind'Amour thinking sending Walker out early?
refbros lettin em know
>>154912180kekaroo
>flopsonIt begins
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
Even if the Habs win this game they won't make the comeback. It's so clear that the team is full of inexperienced players that are burning out. This is the most hockey a lot of them have played in a year
>>154912183>>154912184>>154912186that's what the helmet is for???
>scoreless
Gary made the call
I got a cheesesteak at the Canes/Soilers game, it was pretty good
>>154912205go give it a try at your local rink and get back to us when you stop eating glue and drooling.
>>154912204still better than your team
odds that montreal doesnt get a shot on goal during the PP?
Yeah that wasn't a penulty. Gary wants one more game of Bell Centre revenue
Offsides again, hahaha.
Betcha these fags don't even get a SOG in this powerplay.
>>154912220My team doesn't exist anymore :(
>>154912222Gary has lost out on tens of millions of dollars already because not ever series went to seven games.
>>154912222digits confirm habs win tonight!
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
>>154912239They do they just play somewhere else now (:
>>154912222CHECKED
>>154912222Checked
Habs are absolutely cooked. Just park anderson in front of the net and put the puck on net. Good god.
TIR SUR NET TABARNAK
LANDMINEHAS TAKEN MY SIGHTTAKEN MY SPEECHTAKEN MY HEARINGTAKEN MY ARMSTAKEN MY LEGSTAKEN MY SOULLIFE IN HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
LE SHOT !!!!
Lane gutless Hutson
ET LEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHOT ON GOAAAAAAAAAAL!
>>154912222>>154912222>>154912222
>>154912224even he knows they're losing in the finals
>1 SOG
>>154912221Zero
>>154912231Apologise
Remember when Habs won a game 7 with single digit shots lmao
First Habs PP: 0 SOG
This is the most life Habs have shown since game 1 and they even have a shot to show for it
That shouldn't count as a SOG btw. It was going wide left and Freddie stuck his right pad out to block it either way.
this is rough to watch. i dont think ive seen a team more out of their depth in a long time.
>>154912288Retard
>>154912291Sad
>>154912295Did he touch the puck? cause that's kinda implicit
>>154912281see: >>154912295
Unstoppable force meeting a very movable object
>>154912296Just think of it as skill competition for Dobes
>>154912316jen
>>154912309That's why I said "shouldn't" instead of "doesn't"
my instructions if im MSL: low to high. slapshots. aim for heads and dicks. after a while the canes won't be so eager to get in the shooting lanes.
>>154912295>>154912313>muh angles>muh net coverageSavere cope
>>154912321im new here, what does "jen" mean?
>>154912303They took it off the board dogfuker, wasn’t on goal, even the an in net said it was a cross crease shot-pass
>>154912335Lurk moar
Gotta hand it to montreal for sticking to their game plan this series. It's the wrong decision, but at least they have their pride.
Newfag shoulda buried that.
>>154912335the woman on CBC
The Montreál Canadiěns killed Claude Lemieux
>>154912335it's skandi for gey
>ai
>>154912335
>>154912335research it on the /hoc/ wiki
SCARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR CANES UP 1-0
>>154912341what else can they possibly do? there is no other option lol. they dont have the skill or cohesion to pull off anything else.
>>154912357>32
>>154912335it means kek. Because some dude was trying to type kek and typed jen instead. Then it became normalized.
>>154912335Nobody will answer because nobody knows
>>154912335Some dude meant to type "kek" and it auto corrected to "jen" so it kind of became a running joke here
Why is Montreal even here?
>>154912356
*toot toot toot*let's go gary!
>>1549123574 Stanley Cup
gonna go smoke a doobes haha
>h1sbs
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
SCARRRR CANES!!
E.M. here. They raped me and murdered Le Moo.
Tabarnak d'ostie de calisse
>H1bs
>be a habs legend>carry le torch before the playoff game>team has a chance to break the 1993 curse>instead.it gets embarrassed on home ice>off yourself by hanging the following dayHmm...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
*dumps the puck in and goes to the bench*
SCARRRRRRRR
>>154912372They do have some competent goal scorers, however they are easily shut down by a competent team, and Dobes has been a brick wall. Honestly he's the only thing keeping them in this.
Oh habs bros... we're losing...
>>154912366>>154912368That was me (:
>dob1s
>>154912366>>154912368
Why does /hoc/ have so many one-off or non-sequitur memes??
STANKOVEN SSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCCCCAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS
no goal
>>154912368LMAO
EAAAAAAAAAAAAAT MUHHHHHHHH BUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fU_2hyOqFA
Can’t believe they didn’t call that penalty on Texier
welp, now it's officially over.
john chayka was right to trade for this guy ten years ago
Stanky Stank!!!
Oh baby time for Gary's shenanigans
1000+900+90+3
>>154912357>satanic ritual sacrifices him>already down 1 nothingF
>>154912416insular shitposting culturejlmi
>>154912413
refbros just took a big shit on da habs!
>la ville du Québecistan
Never mind it was Hall
Gary's intervening
i'm shocked the goal actually stood
>>154912357Think he knew he was going to do it even in this moment?
anybody else see little LED lights on the puck or am i seeing things?
MSLsisters...
gary wants to put this shit in the bagpad was pushed
>No goal interferencekek maybe Gary wants this shit over instead
I’m shocked that wasn’t overturned
>call it back
ENTER
BASED REFFIES
good goal
>>154912432as a wagie I appreciate these goal webms finnbro
Tough but the right call
GOOD GOALGET FUCKED HABS
That's Garret Rank baby!
seems like he comes in and kicks that pad off the post. not sure if its goalie interference, but he definitely did it intentionally.
nothing personnel
One time at mass I pulled my dick out and wiggled it around vigorously in front of the village retard, she acted shocked and angry but I know she liked it
>>154912460all the announcers on TNT said it was gonna be overturned lol.
GARY! I recognize the lion by his paws
"it's determined that there was no goal...tender interference" is so cool I bet he practiced that one in front of a mirror
I mean it’s the right call but in Garys league that shit is usually called back.
This might be the last NHL game I watch this season.
>>154912466my pleasure
If they go 2-0, you can flip this game off
we spun the wheel and it was a good goal!
You wanna know how I got these SCAAARs?
do you feel in charge?
>french coaching
>>154912416/hoc/ is a unique breeding ground for memes. We really stick to ourselves
The refs just look at the goalie’s reaction to determine if it’s interference. No butthurt reaction from Dobeš = no interference
>>154912402I did an upper deck mackinnon one time.
>>154912477I'm latino and we're not all like this btw
>>154912490the wheel of gary giveth, and the wheel of gary taketh away
>>154912480NFL has a fuckin' reffie that will say. "holding.....DEFENSE....yada yada" as if he is bearer of such amazing information. Fucker does it all the time.
>>154912477SIR!!!This is a Wendy's, sir.... please pull up the second window
>>154912480they really got to do the nba thing where the refs read a dissertation when making some bullshit call
and they're now short handed
>>154912478I don’t know why they let Brian Burke’s homosexual son call these games, he’s an IDIOT
Soon
>>154912512jen
The canefederacy will rise again
Blatant refpuck with that call. Goalie was clearly knocked down by Carolina player and thus unable to block the shot
Lucky for the Habs the Canes' PP is actual dogshit
The funny thing is that both of these teams graduated top of their class at the Toronto school of passing a bunch of times on the PP and doing fucking nothing
Reffies joined the Canefederacy, it's over Frenchies
>>154912478I never trust the experts.
>>154912499Butthurt fagnadians always give me a chuckle.
>>154912521why is that funny
>you can "trade" on anythingWho the FUCK do they think they are fooling?
Stanky
>>154912463>Montreal asking Toronto for help They should have known
>>154912512american retardation is it matters if team located in theri country wins and they dont even care about hockey if they lose when its national team.
>>154912521JEN
refs vs habs again of course
canes vegas final makes me sick
DQ now has a fruity pebbles shake and cinnamon toast crunch dipped cone. Holy fuck, on my way!
>>154912524you won't be posting that pepe in the finals
>>154912540>canacuck is seething about his teams being shit againSad
FUCK THE REFS
>>154912544Truly the "who gives a shit bowl"
>>154912540>ifbut, didn't.
>>154912540I want all Canadian teams to lose so that Rogers does not make money.Fuck them for saying the own our game. Rogers affiliated teams will NEVER win a championship so long as they are bottom feeders. It is the Rogers curse.
If the Canes make a stupid defensive mistake the Habs are back in this
>>154912544i hope vegas wins it
>>154912549I want the cinnamon toast one
Its so comfy watching NHL at my gym and noticing how nobody has any idea of whats going on in my screen kek
>>154912549Breakfast shake, because there is no better way to start your day than with that slop.
i missed the pre game now ill never know what cringey shit ron said about claude
>>154912563k'andre miller did this all the time for my ragsies but they also forced him to play 100% of his minutes with jacob trouba who was even dumber
svechnikov you tard kek
Dobes has that quality
>>154912572I love having hockey play when I'm in the gym. What are you working on today?
>>154912549I never been to Dairy Queen, I bet it sucks
>>154912540yellow hongcouver hands typed this post
>>154912574You do realize how many people go to starbucks, horton's, scooter's, etc on their way to work right?
>penalty for Dobes skating into himOne moment the reffies favor the Canes, the other they favor the Habs. Gary always keeps you guessing
pp goal here would be nice
>>154912544>>154912564
>>154912581Already done it was shoulders arms day, right now im doing my incline walk cardio
>>154912572comfy is just a code word for boring desu
>>154912558both are such unlikeable teams
>>154912582No Blizzard? Why live?
So much for Lemieux's ritual sacrifice
is it route or route?
actually the most retarded fanbase in the nhl
>>154912594>>154912572Why are you in Peru
Refs in Marty’s pocket
>>154912582Loling at you
For me it's Dobe$$, with an extra $ for an extra dose of that goaltending
>>154912582the food sucks but the blizzards are good
>>154912512
>>154912593this guy had to cry about his mental health on main today
>>154912602Correct, but after 33 years of no cup wins, you gotta feel bad for them
New>>154819585
Just run Dobeš if they’re going to give them that call anyway
>>154912614>>154912614>>154912614NEW
>everyone makes a big deal out of the Habs not shooting in the last game>continues to not shoot the puckAre the Habs retarded?
what exactly does kirby dach do?
>>154912616You really have no idea how hard it is being a Canucks fan.
Habs 2nd PP SOG: 0Total Habs PP SOG: 0
>>154912562Based schizo (your cuntry's team are shit anyway)
Canes hate is so forced
Ordered too much pizza bros. Need a slice? Buffalo Chicken and the other pie the local places house special with meat and veggies
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>>154912604Nice food, nice weather, cheap cost, feminine women, family and honestly tired of NA in general
>>154912666BBQ chicken pizza blows out buffalo chicken & it's not even close
>dob2s
>H2bs
CATEGORY 2 NOW
>Hasb2
>>154912600His sacrifice was for the Devils next season
more $tanky $tank
>>154912712LOLOLOL
>>154912683Sad
>h0bb5
>>154912683Peruvian women look like neanderthals do. In fact all Peruvians look like neanderthals so maybe that's why you like them
>HAS3S
>>154912405
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
Calling it now. Cansies may win this series
Holy cumblast
>>154912405>Dobes has been a brick wall
It's actually fucking over already. Holy shit.At least someone stands a chance against Vegas now
Maybe one day the canes will learn to make use of power plays