mingeviously >>154903635>https://www.bjpenn.com/mma-news/ufc/eddie-hearn-dares-dana-white-to-release-tom-aspinall-from-ufc-deal-its-disgusting-what-theyre-paying-him/>hearn is currently involved in a dispute with benn in which the promoter claims benn owes him money>should white agree to release kwabspinall, hearn is happy to let the benn situation lieshakespeareandickensian even
gay thread
excellent thread
Extremely homosexual and pedophilic thread
Prophetic thread
What a pain in the Asspinall
*Enters thread*
We never left
He should go into burgers full time
did kwabitch really want gay sex practitioner to fight him at lightweighti forgot that part of the fazza's plan
>>154909860He 100% hopped on some GLP-1
their tears are filling up their glassesno expression no expressionhide my head i wanna drown my sorrowno tomorrow no tomorrow
Dana will bite and strip Tom. Gets two title fights on the casa blanca lawn
said it before and i will say it again you gotta love the hearnster you just gotta
>Vacates>Gets ktfo by Ngannou on some jakepaulslop>Fighting Sam Hyde on misfits boxing
>>154909890derails the career and life of jon jones
Tom vs crip Mac
>>154909907Tom going to MVP and fighting Ngannou or god forbid Jon Jones would be a nightmare scenario though
Seriously, why is /heem/ so bad?
>>154909953you'll learn to read one day jusuf
>>154909964It's game 6 of the NBA finals today sweetie
aspainal still hasnt fought yet?
>>154909907>jones>gives up the belt when he feels like it>tom>forcibly stripped by his handler and bossdear oh dear i thawlt i can't laugh anymore
>>154909989He's fighting the system
>>154910031which one
>>154909938magumbo looked average as fuck on his last fight
I was an big deal on the old jungle fight forums....yuo guys would have shit youre pants at me
*smiles to self*
we CANNOT follow THEM
I fuken had dirnks with Yuji Naka in 2015...what the fuck sid you do??
>>154910043Tom looked terrible against ciryl
>>154909862>eating paki rape burger off a trash binthe absolute state of Tomala
>>1549101302015? let's just say lots of baby oil iykwim
>Tom Aspinall... *takes a drag* Haven't heard that name in a long time
Gane should be tarred and feathered
>>154909788>I can't do it anymore please please cut me from the UFCWhat did Gane do to him?
>>154910277Made him look like he'd been enjoying a tomato based pasta dish
>>154910266i was just about to smoke on that tompack
>>154910292Why is there a side dish of corn
>>154910300Many such cases.
>>154910300helps old andy take a shit
>>154910192>he looked terrible against cyril so did magumbo when he fought him 4 years ago and he hasnt fought anyone above regional level since then
old andy can't cook
>>154910266Joe absolutely did not want to smoke that blunt kek
>>154910382Turned him as sweet as sugar plum pie
fuck joe rogoy
>>154910398>turned
in all seriousness tom had gane's number it was just a matter of time
>>154910292more concerned that his old man is grabbing handfuls of spaghetti and meatballs like a lunatic, kwab
When will tommy fight again? fookin pussy
one day i went to lidli went to get a job at lidlgot turned down at lidlnow i won't go back to lidlone day i went to asdai went to get a job at asdagot turned down at asdanow i won't go back to asda
The white house event is not what you think it is.
>>154910485
Your parents aren't both in your life and that's the reason you're mad
>>154910447No way, you're deluded
>>154910567
Boxing is on right now in York Hall and you’re not watching it?>>154910240>>154910240>>154910240
>>154910472Dana just gave him his release and he will be headlining at the Hearnpex in July
>>154910567Someone needs to tell the preachers daughter to wear sunnies when she's yacked up
>>154910582piss off
>>154910588KWAB, Gane took this mans soul
>>154910582I’ll watch boxing when they can legitimately beat a real heemer.
I fucked holy holm in a Albuquerque nightclub back in 08
who didn't
>>154910617no orbs, no contract, retarded son
>>154910582
>>154910600>>154910627>>154910680Francois Botha beat Peter Aerts in K-1https://youtu.be/V9-vtFZKxb8?si=po19QjOw27kJsMNh
>>154910706K-1 was fucking based, they'd always put a wild card boxer in their WGP events. Fucking kino.
>>154910728And he beat Jerome Le Banner https://youtu.be/I_zrT_mRHvc?si=XWdA80du-tGN3RC5
>>154910731Botha was a goer and K-1 was kino. Not the own you think it is, wonky.
Genuine Question: Were you aware that Arman has an RAF match this weekend?
>>154910731This is proof that Glory is superior to K-1, Rico beat the best boxer of his generation
>>154910752Just responding to what the yank said >>154910627
>>154910769i think he lives on the couch there
We're never going back. fuck dana
Gane caused the little sissybong to quit the sport entirely hahaha
>>154910798Is that the guy Schaub nearly killed on the bottom left?
>>154910776Feels like his short little internet hype is fading quite quickly
>>154910809go now
Proper 12, whatever happened there?
>PRIDE>K-1>Pancrasehow did Japan produce so much kino and in a blink of an eye lose it all? That Yakuza scandal really fucked things up for combat sports there. They have Rizin now but it just doesn’t feel the same. Somehow pro wrestling was able to thrive.
>>154910845its really bad, I tried it years ago when it was the ting when goobs was on fire its no good
>>154910880martial arts will never be that good again
>>154910880They shouldn’t have fixed so many fights
Your daddy and your mommy aren't together and they aren't there for you anymore, huh?
his posts really stick with me
all aspinall news is about him not fighting, when is he going to do his job
>>154910980when gane retires
>>154910980he's too much of a pussy and Ciryl Gane broke him. he's never fighting in MMA ever again.
The most power twitter has ever seen
Tom Aspy is the UfC champion of the heavyweights
I ain't a Tiller but don't push me
just sub in steve asplund at this point
I'm the Icemeng, no more mr nice meng.
Kayla Harrison could use a husband but none of these incels are willing to step up and ask her out
>>154909869He also machinated Tony’s demise along with Ali, by making the former fight Garth on short notice and with 2 weightcuts. And he permaheemed his own dad. Truly, Harambib knowns no shame.
kill kill killfazza fazza fazza
allah would want you to buy this token
brazza you are playing dangerous game, please no disrespect fazza brazza
All my homies play Lacrosse
him have sour belly he must for return 2027
How Can Mirrors Be Real Just Close Your Eyes Haha
OHHHHHHHHHHH
just heard the fuck word on network television
Crazy Conor or humble Conor, who do you think we will see for his next fight?
still jobless
>>154911431neither
The UFC probably had a hand in Gooby not fighting, they want no one else to have him at his prime, creating rival orgs so they made sure to keep him as inactive as possible to gimp him
>>154911431titanium conor
>>154911431Excited connor
nitro canor
16 days until Gane fights.
I thought Freedom 250 was this weekend.
i honestly didn't think things could get any worse for tom and i also didn't think he would turn out to be even stupider than ngubu. holy fuck bros
heemember when ufc was good?
>>154911716he somehow turned 1 story loss into losing his entire career and reputation, its sad really
Bros? Will Jose heem the Meng?
>>154911751Many meng, many, many, many meng...
>>154911751Whats life like in japan b
>>154911431Enlightened connor
>>154911731>smolloway kekw
>>154911740Dana psy op'd fighters with the whole "opportunity not a career thing". Aspinall is so obsessed with being famous he's willing to put his career ambitions on hold
If Conor doesn't land a good punch in the first 3 rounds and knocks out Holloway, he is not making it to the end of the fight. He always used to gas out, imagine now after 5 years without competing.
Turn to your right shoulder buddy
>>154911795Pretty chill. I live in Kyushu in the countryside. I'm born and raised in BC. Spent half my life in the Vancouver area and don't miss it at all. Way cheaper here, the food is awesome and not full of crap, people mind their business and don't try to force their beliefs on you/try to ruin your life if you don't agree with them, no drug addicts, much safer for my child, weather is better, having my wife's family next door for support with the kid is awesome and I could go on. I don't ever want to move back to New India I mean Canada.
>>154911905what if he changed his approach to a more marauder type style to accommodate his strengths and weaknesses in his older age?he may be a 5 round marauder of sorts
What happens if Conor knocks out Holloway? Does he call out Topuria? It would be kino. But maybe Topuria would be too much for him, too much speed and accuracy. He would have 0 chance. But maybe he wants to go out fighting the best. And the fight would sell like crazy.
>>154911905He beat Holloway the first time by wrestling him, he can just do it again, we know Holloway has zero grappling from his oliveira display
>>154911939How is that style?
the fight wont even happen, no point imaging scenarios for him winning or losing
>>154911913Very cool. Ive heard Japan can be difficult for foreigners to adapt to but you sound like you are doing well. God bless you and yuor family b.
>>154912033
>>154912043
>>154911995Thanks dawg. My wife is Japanese so that helps with clerical and government stuff. I did all that for her in Canada so the shoe is on the other foot now.I have faced some difficulties being a foreigner but it's all good. I'm a guest here, if I have to put up with some occasional exclusion or racism that's fine. What am I going to do? Cry like a little bitch about it to gain sympathy? They don't play that shit here.I'm generally loved by my community since I help out lots of the elderly with yard and tree work for free. Also I'm not a creepy weeb or English teacher trying to live their anime dream. They hate those types. I work for myself doing tree removal and pruning so I'm not a slave to the Japanese workforce. That culture is mainly in office and government jobs. I'm not a Japan glazer, some things are lacking here but all in all its a much better life for my family and I.
>card is at 7:00amgonna be a good card while I make some breaky
When the fighters are clinched up against the fence, what's stopping one fighter from putting his mouth up to his opponent's ear and screaming as loud as he can to make him go deaf?
>>154912166imagine jumping on a vpn and larping this shit
Argentinabros…….
>>154911751Meng Ding… the fabled onomatopoeic name.
>>154911431Christ Conor. You are not prepared for his new cringe persona.
>>154912172Nothing but ref might think your verbally tapping
>>154912166how long did it take for you to get comfortable speaking Japanese assuming you know? I’m not an anime nerd but I do want to visit someday, I just want to know some Japanese to get by on a trip
How did shaun o malley lose all his star power so fast?
>>154911967It's true that he took Holloway down several times in the first time but Holloway defended very well on the ground and McGregor did little little damage.
>>154912236I would simply tell the ref before the fight that I plan on using a war cry. I think I could scare my opponent into submitting at the prospect of never hearing the beautiful melodies of Chopin or Debussy ever again
>>154912293Kind of like when jubli got barked at and bodied?
>>154912200Wut
>>154911946He is a welterweight now, he can't make lw anymore so he'll probably fight Makhachev next, he only has 2 fights left on his contract so i believe he wants to make them count until he leave and fights Nate on netflix or whatever
>>154912276he never had any
>>154912300Yes, exactly. I believe such things provide some sort of buff or enhancement to fighters. In the coming years we will see bards in fighters' corners
>>154912276Sean never had IT, he got by on a Yan robbery and beating trash cans and suddenly everyone thought he was a “top contender”
>>154912325Pedo Thiel just moved there.
>>154912189Sorry you are too poor to leave your mum's council estate mate.
>>154910591>NOOOOO you can't just take a pill in Ibizi and party and dance and have the time of your life!!
>>154910567>>154910591She has horse girl physiognomy. You can just tell at first glance that she was annoying as fuck in elementary school
mime elks ache brim saul dubai's tooth uh yod
>>154912370Levels.
>>154912482
>>154912245Took a while longer here because of the southern accent and local dialect of the older people. I can have basic conversations about the weather and simple everyday things. I get respect for trying to speak the language. I've learned way more by emersion vs language apps. My advice is learn basic sentences like where is x or how much is x. Learn the various levels of thanking people and even a simple word like "dozo" meaning "go ahead" when letting people by you goes a long way.
>>154911946>What happens if Conor knocks out Holloway?depends on how much of coke him and daner consume
So, looks like Tom Aspinal is extremely unsatisfied with his current UFC contract and his manager Eddie Hern is demanding his release. What do you make of all this, where do you see things going from here?
>>154912287If he can't knock him out in the first two, he'll have to wrestle in order to decision him which he can do fairly easily in the case of him letting go of all ego to win since we know Max is just a sitting duck for grapplers
>>154912338I don't think he wants to fight Makhachev to repeat the Nurmagomedov fight again as his final fight.
learning other languages? I see red
>>154912603poor tom is getting caught up in a cock fight
tom is the poor lil yt boi and dana and eddie are spitroasting him for clout
realistically what can be done to reinvigorate the sport of mma
>>154912715no tops in wmma
>>154912623The issue with the Ilia fight is the UFC made this global rule last year where fighters have to give up their belt in order to move up, does Ilia want to vacate to fight gooby up at WW? how risky is it, he is much bigger now after all these years on HGH, a lot of factors playing into this, the makhachev fight is the most logical if he beats Holloway, if he doesn't sign another contract, Dana will make sure to give him the hardest fight he can make so he leaves on a loss
>>154912370WEEEEEEM
>>154912715More mixed rules bouts. Give them 30 seconds on the ground. I'm a grappler myself and appreciate groundhug but the casual fanbase gets bored. Also the cage promotes more wall stalling in my opinion. People's games revolve around that, in the ring the uncertainty of falling out kind of eliminates it to a point.
>>154912370cast ninja art tile shuriken if ur really about that shit nigga
>Dana won’t do UFC Japan>no problems having an event in Chinawhat gives? Historically speaking, Japan seems like a no brainer place to have a fight card
Does anybody else here live in a great big house with their own private fishing ponds?
>>154912770Topuria will take the McGregor fight 100% even if he has to vacate de belt. He has been talking about it since years ago. Recently he said it in an interview. He can vacate the belt, fight and win against McGregor, become rich, and then ge the belt again.
>>154912890Gambling debts + yakuza control of venues
>>154912918Oh yeah, I forgot Dana bet the house on Liddell winning a PRIDE tournament way back kek
>>154912715PRIDE had the right idea, penalize fighters for not engaging for a certain time.
>>154912979and then rampage raped him like a japanese interviewer. Poor poor Dana, this started his HGH addiction
>>154909788Wanderlei update
>>154912892No, but I have the freedom to smoke as much weed as I want, which is in many ways more enriching
>>154912715Booking more Gane fights could save mma
>>154913132
>>154913132Wanderlei with Mark Kerr hair? he'll be unstoppable
>>154912890Dana has 0 interest in expanding in Japan despite Japan historically being a MASSIVE combat sports market
>>154913226They sort of tried for a minute but it wasn't really a hit, and the mma bug sort of left Japan before then, it's never been as big since. I dont think they've even been to Japan during the ((TKO)) era but I could be wrong
The King in His Kingodm.
>>154912715Any one talking about gimmick shit like rules changes is a retard. Fights have been the same since before the boom period, the boom period, and now.The problem is the UFC structure. The way MMA as a product is packaged has gone through drastic changes. It all about hitting a quota of fights every week, not about the quality of fighter, not about the quality of fights, or even the identity of the fighter. Just look at the PPV main events this year. Conor McGregor could simply not rise up in this sort of environment
>>154913132Brain still Jello
never thought I'd see the day where Wanderlei was reduced to boxing 50 year olds inside a brazilian culo warehouse and then getting sparked out by the guy that runs tito's front of house
>>154913172This is a lot funnier than the last time I watched it
>>154913306you just turned that 2k/2k deal into a 1k/1k deal ya goof!!!
Why does reddit love aspinal so much and hate gane and jones. My only gripe with the man is that the only fight of his I got to watch was him not continuing and still winning somehow. Y'all being aspinal fans is so messed up his fights are a boring.
>>154912370
Kape will save Japanese mma
In his next title shot, Taira should use his Domain Expansion right away
>>154912370i have asserted that britpaki did not reply to this
The odds were stacked against me, evil Trump was swinging his demon diaper and taking out the just bleed crowd when suddenly a flag appeared on the horizon...A Finnish flag
>>154913545Scott Steiner says you are fat.
>>154913712He didn't redeem.
Meng Ding has 80% of his wins via heem.
RICK FLAYER YOU BROKE YELLOW TOOTH PIECE OF TRASH
Tom Asspinall will NEVER. EVER. win an undisputed championship.
>>154914211he will however lose his UFC contract and be kicked to the curb by Eddiebox after he loses to James Toney
ive only ever been heemed once by a tree
>>154914266nigga was in the siege of isengard
>>154910493MOMS GONNA
Did someone say Gearhead Gone Wild™
>>154911913fucking disgusting jeet invader
>>154914551I wasnt going to spend 30 on a pigfeast tonite, you're really pulling my arm
>>154914763I thought about slopping it up big time but now it's 11pm and I think I'll just eat something here
Gearhead Gane Wild™.
GANE TO BE WIIIIIIIIILLLLD
Calm Contemplations.
>>154914728Not a Jeet. Just a tall white boy. The Jeet invasion was part of the reason we left Canada. I love how openly they slander and reject jeets here. I'd be in jail for a hate crime if I said a quarter of what they say here back in Canada.
>>154914970The name is Bond, Bond Gaming.
you abandon you home for land of gomi, you are a can
Gone Baby Gane
sean r stricklands phone disconnected from his skullcandy ear buds phone in the locker room pre fight at ufc 328 and he was watching deep slut puppy 8 dont ask how i know
>>154915359>>154915423Sorry your order at Sing Hortons had feces in it. Enjoy paying $16 for eggs to "fight colonialism". You forgot to do a land acknowledgement before your post.. the RCMP will be visiting you shortly.
realistically i wake up in time for texeira pavlovich. dana should worey less about adin ross and more about telling foreigners they only get cards at normal times
>>154915470Kek it do be like that here though
>>154915599Sad that they tricked everyone with legal DUDE WEED only to open the shitgates for the past 10 years.
the secret to Mike Dolce's Dolce Diet was actually human feces all along
>>154915789People won't rent to jeets in my area. It's tight.
>>154915850You bubblin' with jealousy. You are stuck in Jeetada. You have to endure the sights and smells daily of your new invaders.
bappa who has more indians canada or japan oh wait your not canadian your the spammer
like b your such a binary retard like japan flag say indian bad I post indian in japan haha he mad now
doos taking a big brown schaub on the thread
So the UFC China card starts in 3 hours or is it 4?
>>154915994main card starts in 6 or 7
WHERES THE PICKS
this nigga actually jealous of the jap like a foid
where is BJ Penn reveal to me now you bastards
The Anti-Indian shit has spread here now. I'm tired of it.
Cameron Smotherman finna make Kai Asakura look like a japanese mma fighter.
>SAAAR WE R MOST VALUABLES EXPORT TO JAPAN 10 MILLION HIGH SKILLED WORKARS!!!!!>WE WILL CONQUER JAPAN WITH UBER JEETS!!!!!!!
>>154916048>>154916021>>154915979>>154915971SHITSKINNED FECALOID SUBHUMAN
>SAAR I TRAVEL TO JAPAN END FIND SEXY 11 YO WIFE AND WE HAVE FAMILEY JUST LIKE IN MY ISEKAI TRANIMES!!!!!
heem
>SAAAR I WERK IN JAPNESE ELAMENTERY SKOOL TO FIND SEXY JAPANESE WIFE!!! MANY PRAISES TO LORD VISHNUU!!!
>SAARS TRAINS IN JAPAN VERY FAST WE SHOULD ALL GO THE- ACKKKK!!!
>>154910949true. only real ones know japanese sincerity and honesty is a well designed facade.in reality they're soul-less and deceptive like any other brand of gook. top tier slags though can't lie
UFC prelims start in 2bong20bing. Based
Fuck Dana White. Respectfully.
>jeetnada having a meltymany such cases
>>154916436little chinky mongolian gook boy
>>154916444you had to emigrate to heem minge
reckon your little chinky yellow snow monkey slags would be all over this aryan meat too
good grief man let me get zooted first
okay seriously where are the picks
nips can't go a day without getting intoxicated eithermust be the mongoloid ancestry
it's called melancholy and sorrow which are emotions only intellectual people can have my sex pest monkey frenn
I WOULD BE SAD TO IF I WAS A LITTLE CHINK EYED GOOK
being sad is not the same, a baby can be sad it has lost candy or a sex tourist that his yen was no good in a brothel
i like heem in these moments what have i missed why is the burger in nipponia being such a menace today
hyaku en no good-o mista sumisusan byaku en i ruvv yu rong taimu
YadongMenifieldPavlovichSmotherman Matthews Mudaerji
I love perky nips
if you're so smart why are you sad? checkmate dana
>>154916564donkey eating monkey >>154916561veli dislispectfur
have all the yankee boys gone to sleep?how many bings in yankland
daniel cormier with the incoming barbecue chicken fact check
>>154916605it's like midnight to 2 am i think
>>154916576from 3 to 5 bings left depending the timezone in DC it's currently 3:18 if i recall correctly
>ya babe wake me up at 4am for the jake mathews fight fuckin insane. cazzies will be fooled into waking up for this
Song Yadong vs. Deiveson FigueiredoZhang Mingyang vs. Alonzo MenifieldSergei Pavlovich vs. Tallison TeixeiraKai Asakura vs. Cameron SmothermanJake Matthews vs. Carlston HarrisAlex Perez vs. Sumudaerji
goofed up my bad b
hahaha little snoozy boys are going to have to miss the card. europe and asia are truly the goated time zones
This guy trims trees and thinks hes the man. Bro youd be filling my double double at Timmys if you were still in Canada. You got little soft hands too. Congrats on moving to Japan and trimming trees bro. Lol. I drive an F-150
>>154916644Yadong Big Dong Zhang Mingyang Sergei Pavlovich Kai Asakura Jake Matthews Alex Perez
>staying up for the chink cardKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKFuck POOfcFuck goynaFuck paramount+
>>154916669donkey eating monkey
you'd think i know what time it is in america if i was canadiantruly grim times for new jeetistani'm not either of the undesirable north american lowlife 流れ者 also posting under the same flag
>ufc but make it chineseso ONE?
Guys been here for hours btwDude has manlet hands
Doo moved to japan and now mows lawns for a living while probably perving on girls in the communal bathrooms
>>154909788this bum asspinall is so fucking embarrassing
>>154916644YadongZhangSergeiKaiJakeAlex
Tree trimmin anon figured it out man. I wish I could movie to fuken Manilla and be a Clown too man. Instead I have a resl job in my home country.
we sign our posts here, actually.
notice how peeved saying "chink" and calling him a jeetnadian makes himyou are YELLOW
Local time in Canada?
>>154916734wageslaving is no way to live
Dude you trim trees fuck off lol. No wonder you moved to Asia. How you gonna get uppity with us when you have some fuckass job like that. You probably look exactly like how we all imagine you. Kek.
time to get accosted by sarwinder on your way home from your little clerk job that is going to be taken away by AI LMAOOOO
Nobody respects you filthy lawn labourer gaijin monkey, now go practice your moon runes
isn't he an engrish teacher when did he get demoted to messican gardner
>>154916757You ever get your own material you loser?
Dude has to work in yards because he has LITERALLY NO OTHER SKILLKeeekypooow!!
>>154916769Im a firefighter you twig armed bitch. The type your wife would love to suck off.
sean r strickland couldnt last a day in kazakhstan
>>154916635The morning cold makes nips pretty perky
like i said, i'm not one of your loser NA buddiesi'm in the finance industrymatter fact, i'm finna start namefagging>>154916788imagine being told by a little whinging red light when to go to workLOL
fire figthers suck each others cocks axe stipe
>>154916789What does the R mean?
>>154916788seems one sided fire weighs like air why don't you pick on someone your own size>>154916773if you disrespect other finns here, eve id they are gurutroon or not, i will heem your flimsy little mandible 1080' around your skinny little pencil neck
>>154916804'd 'o
>Yeah I trim little gay ass trees and do other yard grunt work for below minimum wage, my kid thinks I'm a total badass!
>>154912166>yeah I work for myself in my own tree trimming company (number of employees: just me), I'm tehcnically in the finance industry.
>>154913172you forgot to post the funniest part of this whole sequence
I'm only going to say this once, so take note.FUCK DANA WHITE.
>>154916644Song Yadong Alonzo MenifieldSergei PavlovichKai Asakura Jake Matthews Sumudaerji
WHEREISNOAH
>>154916893Who?
>>154916891silly you can't use a fork like that
Kek. Lil F150 boy is still jealously seething. I took a nap for a while and you started arguing with some other guy like some micro dicked manlet. The tree removal/pruning business makes great money here and I only have to work a few days a week. Sorry you are too weak and feeble to climb trees with a chainsaw and have to work full time. Also why do you have all the Jeet webms saved? I doubt you are more than a basement dweller that works in a warehouse at best.
1 bong chiggas
>he comes back to defend himself to someone who is ostensibly a 13-yo brown person
>dude is LARPing as multiple people nowwe are reaching spammyesque levels of loserdom
>>154916948Nice one obese finance f agCareful with the Chinese prostitutes you frequent since no respectable woman here will touch you
WAIT! y'all SERIOUSLY going to stay up late to watch this card? Fr?
>brother thinks japanese women are le honourableyou have been HAD fella
>>154916984no kap on a stack fr fr
>>154916993I said respectable. I am married to a Japanese woman for 10 years so I am aware of their faults.You can all sit here and larp while I enjoy my life peacefully without having to pay 40% tax and deal with the Jeet overload. Countryside life is tight. I'm going to get drunk and BBQ while watching the fights.
>>154916644all left side
>>154917026yeah sounds comfy m8how is the population situation in ol' kyushu
>>154916644figueiredomingyuangpavlovichsmothermanmatthewssumudaerji
China No 1
>>154917164.... at the losing competition
china is assho
>>154917197They have easy comp this card. They'll win most of the fights.
>lil bro works on yards and thinks he commands any respect from anyone lol. lmao even.
>>154917223I use feet
>>154917049Dwindling unfortunately. We've been able to get multiple properties very cheap because that. I renovated them and air BNB to domestic tourists since the town I'm in has many domestic tourists visiting. We made a killing on golden week. The population is mainly young families and the elderly. Most unmarried people leave for places like fuckyou-oka or Tokyo. Most men here are farmers or municipal workers so the tree service here is highly sought after. I was an industrial rescue tech/industrial paramedic in leaf land. It was bullshit the way the industry was going having to have diversity hires on each crew that were 90% of the time useless. I did tree work in my 20s and really enjoyed it, I like it more now being my own boss and not having to deal with big company bullshit policies and HR. It's a pretty comfy life here. Plus the surfing is great here.
>>154917164>>154917218>>154917219chink.
Prelims in 5bing
>>154917049Don't mind me asking but where abouts are you? Big city?
>>154917247japanese corporate is a pain in the ballscould neverthe airbnb gig sounds sweet. but property issues will most likely be easier once i decide to get married. can just have her do them. how many are you running?
>>154917258indeed the eastern capital
we cannot follow them
we live chiggas who's got the gamey
>sankobasedbasedbased
>>154917288They are in her parents name for now since my wife has a honkey last name since she married me and we were told that we may have to deal with bullshit because of the last name thing. Just 2 places for now. I'm looking to build a small log cabin on the property a few hundred meters away from the main house, the rustic appeal will sell to young couples. I have been stockpiling good logs due to my business, going to start applying for the permits soon. Don't want to start building in the humid ass summer though. I'm taking most of July and August off besides some calls for some nice clients if they really need it.
>>154917333stfu
>>154917344>>154917344There it is guys
>>154917295Ganbare buddy. I am a little jealous of the conveniences you have in the city but I find I appreciate them more when I visit. We did recently get a KFC and that was huge news around here. I know what 90% of the town is having for Christmas dinner.
>>154917288>>154917333Wouldn't it be easier if you exchange contacts? Nobody here gives a rats ass about fuki sukishima and your cardboard houses
>>154917345Oi! Cew got your tv license M8?!? The kebab shop by the pub is tops innit!
>>154917367Fuck off balky
>>154917368heems?
>>154917396Permits for hooking up sewage and electrical mainly. Probably have to go through a structural inspection once the frame and roof are complete. I'm listed on my wife's koseki. So she's the leader as she says. My wife has her maiden name as a middle name my child does as well. We didn't think to hyphenate it for our child. We thought we wouldn't leave Canada but the medical system failed my wife, they said her surgery was "cosmetic" in Canada but here it was crucial so within a few months of landing here she got surgery and proper medication. In Canada it would have taken many years to see a specialist. Glad we made the move for her health.
good luck with the cabin m8the summers will most likely end in september this year
>>154917536Thanks. Coals are ready so I must grill now. It was the 29th (monthly meat day, I'm sure you know) yesterday so picked up some killer beef at half price. Hope you have a good one friend-o
>No nuggets on the Blessed Express!SOON
I could heem Wanderlei by sneezing on him
Conor McGregor vs Max Holloway 2
Maximilian McGregor vs Con Holloway
Supreme Holloway vs Overhaul McGregor
>>154916644Left side
su mudaerji is my boy, the run starts now
>>154909788The real money is on Netflix, free him
he’s selling a little bit, that barely scrape his shorts
>>154916644I hope all chinks lose.FiggyMenifieldPavlobitchAsakuraMatthewsPerez
Picks 3 winsFinlandCanadaUSA
>>154920988Pretty easy picks this time
>>154919244off by one
>>154919944Asakura vs Ewing is the fight to make
>>154921064Nice picks bro. Awesome cock.
We, the MMA community, need to be better in order to foster a healthy and supportive ecosystem where MMA fans of all color, gender and sexual orientation feel welcome and can thrive. Watch EVERY WMMA fight. ALWAYS Root for the BIPOC fighter. We must be better.
Good heems. But MMA still ain't litty
BKFC in 4 bongs
Dana White raped me
>>154921189We know, Colby
Man, Pavlovich heemed texeira in 8 seconds… the guy Pereira’s training with and treating like he’s the goat lol. Alex can’t even get close enough to land on him, meanwhile texeiras piecing him up and popping his head back daily. Alex is unironically fucjed
>>154921215Frandaddy already predicted this.
>>154921215was on my way to post exactly this
ratlip lost ahahahahahah
Zatdaddy won.
>>154921325Ariel is the only voice that matters and he said Sean won.
4 hours unTILL BKFC
>media scoresahahahahahahahaahahratlip went the distance with sean strickland and LOST
china down bad bad bad
>>154921215The irony is Alex could easily run through Tom though, i don't understand why his manager didn't campaign for an undisputed fight instead chose to fight the strongest guy in the division
Zatdaddy RAPED that suckling shota piglet, Lawrencedaddy style.
>>154921363No he couldn’t. Gane cheated because he was scared of being heemed unconscious btw.
>>154921363Tom would take Alex down and destroy him on the ground. I say that as the worlds biggest Aspinall denier
>>154921325uhmmmm thats a draw b
GODne BODIED that transsexual retard.
My daddy served in the armyWhere he lost his right eye but he flew a flag out in our yard'Til the day that he diedHe wanted my mother, my brother, my sister and meTo grow up and live happyIn the land of the free
dozens of losses for china today
>>154921347Excellent post.
>>154921325Haha alright man I’m not the biggest Khamzat fan but come on bruh. We are NOT turning him into some bad fighter where we ironically say he won. He’s NOT a Gamrot Sniff tier fighter and you know it. Leave him alone.
they spammed for months saying strickbeast had zero chance and was getting subbed in the first roundnow they're posting media scoresKWABOTY tier
>Kai Asakura heemed smotherman to death Uhhh /heem/ you told me he was for sure going to lose. Last time I listen to you cazzies you don’t know shit about fighting
>>154921451>White roses symbolize purity, innocence, and new beginnings. They are often used in weddings and memorials, representing both love and respect.The new beginnings of the Gaethje era.
china lost
i am outside in the glorious sunshine having a zoot my friends are having a party out in the park was the card good can i get the pav heem
you think ching yachong knows figgy took a dive or does he actually think that was a legit and good win
>>154921347KNUCK KNUCK KNUCK KNUCKKNUCK IF U BUCK BOY
>>154921333you mean "ariel" is the "only" "voice that matters"?
>>154921501wwe chyna 2.0 ronda won
Knew Song was legit after O malley was scared to bang with him
>>154921464WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO SAY? WE ARE PATHETIC? WE ARE CAZZIE FILTH WHO ONLY POST GAY SEXUAL FANTASY? ITS ALL TRUE SO WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT IT? YOU THINK WE LIKE BEING MORE PATHETIC AND CAZZIE THAN REDDIT? IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK ? FUCK YOU MAN YIU WANT A SORRY? IM SORRY! DOES THAT FIX ANYTHING NO!
>>154921454That fight was not real. Five round sparring match between two friends
>>154920988wtf where are my picks i used an erin image
>3 weeks later>muslims, browns and libs still ass blasted by an obvious Sean victoryLol
>>154921622Stop watching porn
>>154921492>>154921428kek that one got him revved good . brilliant technique b
>>154921415*gets lasik surgery to correct a longstanding vision issue and pretends it was due to damage from an eye poke in a title fight he was losing to save face because he fucking quit after realizing Gane is better than him*
ancient chinese bussy
pav heem please i haven't much time
Ai users are subhuman.
>>154921639based herb dean
I CONT SEE
we /kunck/ when?
>>154921658The jade emperor guilly
figgy so obviously doesnt care, whys he even there anymore. every single fight he has is a sparring match.
Tallson Texas bros...we lost
>Allah -ACK
>>154921687he didnt even do shit to defend
>>154921715MMA?
SEX DISCUSSION? IN MY HEEM???
is aspinalling out of a fight the new meta?
ME FOOKIN EYE
>>154921658Hey man I noticed your guillotine wasn't very deep so I added some more torque to it thank me later
>licking asshole Gay bottom behaviour
>>154921687He missed weight in his last fight, he possibly can't make BW anymore without killing himself
>>154921795I don't think the Japanese could do all that
ASSpinall will NEVER. EVER. win an undisputed title.
Tom Aspinall is the UFC Undisputed Heavyweight Champion of The World at present.
>>154921859But he's never won an undisputed title fight
Redditbert Pozzedtaker esque
>ratlip getting btfo>q-quick change the subject uhhhhh ASPINALL! r-right brothers?
>>154921916He went from kill everybady allah akbar to this...
china many losses very weak
>>154921814a real fighter would kill themselves just to prove they could
>>154922061Seriously how does he gas out so hardNever seen anything like it
>>154921916uhhhh aspinall is literally the subject of this thread
>>154921451I love the GODpuria-rose connection.
I hope Dana releases Tom so we never have to hear from that crying bitch anymore
About to go to greggs and get a pork roll and Stella then go take a dip in the wheelie bin
>>154922272grab me some buckfast and a piggy pie
Stella tastes like bong water. Why do euros love it? Same with Heineken
You look so good to meHere in this old saloonWay back in West BerlinA bottle of white wineWhite wine and youA table made of woodAnd how I wish you wouldFall in love with me
>>154922246It's not Tom's fault, Gane poked him in the eye man
turn on tv plane crash into derrick lewis
>>154922066
War Machine will be in Gaethje's corner as Sherdog sources
Phil Baroni will be doing a fly-in as fanman
>>154922321They're rough beers
Many struggling fighters would benefit from seeking Pat Barry's coaching. Just saying.
The upcoming card is not so bad
>>154921451Topuria is extremely zesty but in a cool way.
>>154921451Kino
2 bongs knuckchadsdelightful way to cap off the week of heems
I identify with Dana White and am rooting for Aspinall he a good boy
gonna drop some schaubs and then tune in to the soccer
>>154922371This fat retards getting styled on
>>154922121He has covid scarred lungs and can only breath out of 1 nostril he has a fucked gas tank by nature
>>154923085gay
How was the card
What’re some preemptive cope posts one can formulate for Pereira’s loss? >he’s just a tiny middleweight >he’s 50 years old>yeah Gane heemed him but he crotchsniffed before that, thus losing the story>Gane poked him 3 times!!!>amazonian rainforest witchcraft doesn’t work on White House ritual grounds
>>154923486I think the fag spell Obama put on the White House is more powerful than macaco tire magic
>>154923486Poatan is heeming though
>>154923700Betman say, vegas always win
>>154920988Fuck yes I won what the fuck ip
>>154921575You got served so bad when that guy proved he was from Japan
its a 3 meat treat for me today
>>154924049an ample appetite for Africans
>>154924049This doo an cock sommelier
/served/ formerly /heem/
>>154923865>Gane is gonna make me richI love Poohand npc's so much for this
>>154924310Turn on your monitor.
This is what Gane looks like in my mind.
Gane didn't poke his eyes, he poked his soul and soul pokes aren't illegal
>>154924525talmbout volkov's son?
Dont really feel like anyone here is worth talking to anymore tbqh
knuck in 1 bong
Tom saved the heavyweight division.
>>154924525
Oh the fights were this morning. Beh.>>154925691Sweet. I just finished watching pic related and I have a thirst for bloodsport.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb0UthOpKIA
Knuck in 30 bings
rest in peace mma guru 1999 - 2026
UFC fight night Italy Della malladena vs Brady
Nobody Breaks Celebrities Like The MMA Guru
all ian garry needed to do to beat shavkat was be more active in the first two rounds
>>154927219I thought Guru was like 19
>>154927004Not a sport.
new>>154927499>>154927499>>154927499>>154927499
>>154909879He's on steroids, mate
>>154910031Yet he hasn't formed a fighters union. Curious.
Justin vs Ilia is bigger than the Champion's League.
>>154927436You'd be surprised how many A-listers fuck with Guru
>>154921215Why didn't Tallison channel the Gane data he downloaded and fight like that against Pavlovich? I can't believe he's just bad..
