Reduce your force editionNRL>GAME 1Newcastle Knights v Parramatta Eels3:00pm AEST on Fox and KayoMcDonald Jones Stadium1.20-4.60>McDonald Jones Stadium hosts our Saturday clash as both teams return fresh from a bye. The Knights entered the bye week riding a 3 game winning streak. They are primed to cement their top-eight credentials. The Eels are desperately searching for answers after losing 3 of their last 4 games before the bye. Parramatta has won 8 of their last 9 matches against NewcastleKnights 1-12 3.50Knights 13+ 1.70Eels 1-12 5.50Eels 13+ 14.00Knights -15.5 1.90 Eels +15.5 1.90>GAME 2Wests Tigers v Canterbury Bulldogs 5:30pm AEST on Fox and KayoCommBank Stadium1.57-2.42>CommBank Stadium hosts this Saturday evening Western Sydney derby. The Tigers hope the bye will help reset their season after a three-game skid, including a 28 point loss to Manly. The Bulldogs come in with high confidence after a brilliant 30-20 comeback victory against the Storm in Round 12. The Bulldogs have won 3 of their last 4 against the Tigers. However, the Tigers took their last meeting in Round 22 last season with a 28-14 winTigers 1-12 2.90Tigers 13+ 2.90Bulldogs 1-12 3.50Bulldogs 13+ 5.80Tigers -4.5 1.98 Bulldogs +4.5 1.83>GAME 3Melbourne Storm v Sydney Roosters7:30pm AEST on Fox and KayoAAMI Park2.13-1.72>AAMI Park is the stage for a blockbuster Saturday clash as the Storm host the Roosters. The Storm are in a major slump, winning only once in ten games, capped by last week's 30-20 defeat to the Bulldogs. The Roosters are rested after a bye, which gave them time to recover from a narrow loss to the Cowboys in Magic Round that snapped a six-game win streak. Melbourne has won 7 of their last 9 matches against the Roosters. The Roosters have struggled in Victoria, claiming only 1 win from their last 5 trips to AAMI ParkStorm 1-12 3.30Storm 13+ 4.70Roosters 1-12 2.95Roosters 13+ 3.45Storm +1.5 2.00 Roosters -1.5 1.81previous thread >>154897448
>>154910533CHALLENGE CUP>GAME 1Wigan Warriors v Hull KR00:00am (Sunday) AEST on Fox and Kayo2.18-1.74>Like fish and chips, Muhammad Ali and Joe Frazier, Harry and Megan, and Paul Weller and Mick Talbot, Wigan Warriors and Hull KR have become a double act which has created a much-needed buzz on the cusp of Saturday's Challenge Cup final. This isn't a rivalry jaded by over-saturation, a tired duopoly desperate for new blood, this is two teams whose encounters have sharpened each other's desire and skill. It pitches historically successful aristocracy against fresh challengers rattling Super League cages in a golden period. Since 2023's Grand Final won by Wigan, every domestic trophy has been mopped up by one or the other of the pair and both have toppled the Australian NRL elite to become World Club Challenge winners too. Wigan won a historic quadruple in 2024, notching everything including the world crown against Penrith in the process, before the Robins snared a treble in 2025 and beat Brisbane earlier this year to collect all four trophies of their own. Saturday's final at Wembley between these two modern heavyweights has all the ingredients for a stone-cold classic
knightsdoggieschooks
If we win by a mere 76 points we leapfrog manlel and go into 4th
Newcastle Canterbury-BankstownMelbourne
Rovers
GOATcastlePoogersPoostersEZPZ
poocastlepoodogspoosters
LETS TROT DOGGIES!
>I-it w-wasnt a shoulder charge!
Clearly an air gap between the shoulder and head you retard.
>posts an image of a headclash with the shoulder not touching his head
>>154912545shoulder charge isnt specifically contact with the head by shouldertheres no arms wrappingit being head to head contact is irrelevant, there was contact with the head
The truth is, Kalyn is famous in the homosexual community for his head giving abilities and when Ashley saw Kalyn giving head to a man who wasn't him, he became jealous and enraged and sought to punish Kalyn any way he could.
>h-head clash is le bad because he didn’t cuddle the guy while he did it
the point is, 13 vs 13 is a footy match, 12 vs 13 at that level of rugby league is no longer a footy match, its farcical, for example Cleary had all the time in the world to kick for 40/20's because players who used to fall back to protect against them had to be on the defensive line because they were a man down etcthey need to figure something else out where they punish the player for the wrong doing and not the sport
If it was 10 in the bin then the bloos don’t win so Klein had to send him.
>>154912429Coached by one William Slater
>>154914864It’s not his go
>>154912545>>154913484>>154913919>>154914412>>154914529>>154914625
>>154915121PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
>>154914412What kind of brute doesn't cuddle afterwards?
Diesel is a very based name
For a dog
https://www.ozbargain.com.au/node/961188
>>154915392Rude.
>>154915379Based Kevin Nash and/or F&F enjoyer
There are a lot of peel customers here today lads
>>154915567Delete. Now.
>>154915546Unaustralian cunt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihsfx1LuoKc&list=RDihsfx1LuoKc
>>154915546He scored for the Knights in NSW cup today
I don’t think Kevin Nash or Vin Diesel could play footy m8
Samuel how are you feeling m8?
all my tips are going to lose this week :(
Nash would have struggled way back in 92 but in the modern, far more coloured game he'd feel right at home
Pretty empty for a supposed sell out.
probably have trouble finding the stadium
>>154915908we're inside drinking
LETS GO GOATCASTLE
six moretry
FAMILY TIPPIES brought to you by Ashley Klein - Get in the KleinZone™ 12 have tipped goatcastle1 loyal and based peels customer has tipped his peem1 silly forgot his password and can no longer tip
GOATCASTLE
>ponga playing today>but the shoulder charge was serious enough to be sent off
sneedlanders
Think of it like he was banned for ~1/3 of a match
penalty penaltyPEELBACK
Did well getting that down
>ponga no where to be seenTHEY SENT HIM OFF AGAIAN?!?!?
What is the town of Parramatta like?
>>154916183used to be a dump but now its great and diverse
>>154916192When you say diverse, what variety of diversity are we talking about?
>>154916183lots of buses and lots of people walking to and from buses and lots of shops
kek yeah nice off load there but de belin isn't on your team you spastic
soft penalty
STOP WITH THE DUMB OFF LOADS
SET THE FUCKING TABLE
nice
>the scoreboard reads 10-4 and you know what that meanshttps://youtu.be/Sd5ZLJWQmssI’m
shit teams
Time your run
peels bros...
hold on blow out bros the 2nd half looms
>>154916183It's a fucking city, walk 10 minutes to Harris Park and you are literally in India
>>154916209
would you listen to a fella with a Nike tattoo lads
https://youtu.be/Orr2ZqtijCQSevered Heads - Dead Eyes Opened
Hello I hate my peem and the shitty coconut half who can't pass backwards especially
Imagine being a peels customer
>teleports behind four eels
It's lucky I am a masochist.
>>154916519I'm sorry Ms. Jackson, ooooo
>poocastle turned up today>still going to win
>>154916541IAMAPEEEEELLLL
take the poo
Does Jake Duke have a blocked nose or is there something wrong with my hifi system?
He is a bit nasally now that you mention it
I'm going to die before I see the peels win a comp
>>154916595based WAHS customer
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING RIGHT NOW
>>154916573His blocked sinus sound is infuriating.
>>154916612Nothing, calm down.
>>154916541enjoyed this
Dom vs JAC is an interesting sideshow
Loving the mullet bros. inc. on Newcastle left side
TIL that Lucas is faster than Iongi
second rower outrunning a fullback will never not be hilarious
>>154916656The game has changed to a leaner faster forward pack, so it's not really that weird anymore. Heaps of forwards are fast now.
Full peel capitulation incoming
WE WANT 50
Samrani is simply unpleasant to look at
>>154916671still funny but
SLITHERBACK
>>154916714Nah
SIX MORE SIX MORE
PEELBACK STARTS NOW
BY THE POWER OF MULLETCASTLE
8 POINT PENALTY TRY
that should be a try and a professional foulSEND PONGA OFF for the lulz
At least Ponga didn’t shoulder charge him in the head that time
Entertaining game tbqh.
Good game glad I woke up early for it
MILKING DIVING FAGGOT PLAY THE BALL YOU GUTLESS PRICK
>not played at
dammit they remembered to wrap the ball
it was close peely bro
I'm killing myself
peely peely close
tipped doggies I don't trust poogers attack but I also don't trust poodogs defense a conundrum to say the least
>>154916864if underhill comes on and smashes some cunt to inspire everyone they'll winthe power of hobbits is not to be underestimated
Tipped tigers because a tiger should beat a bulldog irl
tigers got that dawg in them
Tipped dogs because the tigers are shit and will surely lose
Fat DVA compo came in and im gunna get alcon wavelight plus LASIK and have 20/10 super vision just wanted to brag about it online anonymously
https://youtu.be/2yWItRfjg8wCan - I Want More
does nrl have try songs?
no way Fox is actually using AI for stats
>>154916960https://youtu.be/pmgQ7bXitDs
>>154916980https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJScoud_atUWho would have this as their try scoring song?
THERES A MAN WEWRING A SPORTSBRA IN THE TIGERS LOCKER ROOMDISGUSTING
>>154916887based mumza style of tipping
>>154917059Trans players deserve to play as well
>>154917059kek what a pecklet
GET UNDERHILL OUT THERE ALREADY
wait wiat happy is back LET ME CHANGE MY TIP AHHHHHH
>>154917041>silent invisible conversation
THREAD RESTART
Disgraceful they don’t have a magpie mascot
Family cow tippers epic meme edition:6 poogers 7 doggies
Evening Ausbros, KiwibrosMorning Eirebro
>>154917104Is this Paps in disguise?
>poogers booing galvshit do they want him back or something?!?!?
>>154917130morning
2nd place on the line
POOGERS GETTING FUCKING SMASHEDTHESE PEEMS HATE EACH OTHER
>mfw I only had to post tips a handful of times to have someone do it for me
>>154917159stolen valour
>tipped poodogs
>>154917175nice
Both these teams deserve to be tipped...INTO THE FUCKEN DUMPSTER SHIT ARSE TEAMS!
>>154917181ha ha
what a hospital pass
too high up on his outside shoulder
pull burton get underhill on
my doggies :(
my tips :(
underhill save this peem
fear not this is what happened last week against Melbourne
WAHS would heem both these "peems"
that woman sounded british
>>154917239Kiersten Duke, she’s from horse racing
>>154917160>stolen valour
>>154917245she must know former shoulder charger Billy Slater then!
>>154917245wouldn't mind giving her a crop while on her back iykwim
KEKEKEKEKEKEKEK HOLY SHIT DOGGIES
No tackle restarts? What's going on?
>>154917245great knowledge
doggies look like they spent some time at the poogers elite training facility by the looks of their attack
>>154917263please understand while the rules are written clearly each ref chooses whether or not he follows them and thus the fate of your peem is dictated by which ref you get
UNDERHILL IS ON YOU'RE ABOUT TO GET FUCKING REKTED POOGERS
>>154917279I was just noticing that we have seen one? six again in the entire half of rugby league? How often do we see that? Either this ref crew is very good or very shit. Probably very good from what I can tell so far
>>154917279>t. customer of a shit peem
Tigers making their own sixagains
underhill deserves a better peem like the BroncGODS
more like the Canterbury-Bankstown Shitty Little White Dog with Brown Crap in its Eyes.
*boos galvin*
>>154917298this ref is usually a light touchthe ranga who did pooarks vs pooly is a psychopath who decides who lives or dies
BARKBACK BORK BORK BORK BORK
RUFF RUFF RUFF
KIRAZ WOOF WOOF
BARKBACK>BARKBQCKBARKBACK
Kiraz been playing out of his mind since he starting doing the sign of the cross
Yeah can't do that m8Got to wrap your arm around
NO TRY HELD UP
>Alex TwalI now remember Lewis Brown.
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
WOOF WOOF WOOF
>>154917392God works in mysterious ways
*boots you across the room for barking*
>eastsWho? They haven’t been around for years
kek
Does JWH really have to say to Teddy 'It's Jared mate', surely Teddy can recognize JWH on voice alone?
Cleary, Yeo and To'o out of tomorrow's game. Warriors might be a chance.
Penrith know Lets Gone are the real premiership threat and want an excuse to lose to them
That’s actually not good for them, they’ll rock up thinking they’re good things
>>154917475ITS COMING HOME
The ad with the tea. The teabag is in there for 5 seconds, that’s not tea, it’s tea coloured hot water
>>154917543bit racist m8
The COCKS are going to fuck the Storm
Business idea: Lebanon tour of the Pacific Islands
Business idea: AI Kneepad
Not seen an Irish have a good idea since a public holiday to get sloshed tbqh
>>154917598Reckon they'd only have a chance against Fiji. England vs. Lebanon in Lebanon would be kino but would never happen.
Two try costing misses by Seyfarth
>>1549176306 games over 4 weeks. Cook Islands, Tonga, Niue, Samoa, Fiji, last game against New Caledonia. I’d watch
Incredible
This "sport" is so fucking gay and lame now
That’s some BULLSHIT
absolute nigger tier rule
I dislike the Dogs but that's a pathetic rule
Looked offside
wasnt he in front of the kicker
fucking KEK at the fake posh accent slipping when she says Haitch I A
bet ennis laughs like that when he watches snuff films
Ennis just gets shut off when a game isn't on. No reason to waste power on his AI when it's not being used.
They should team Jake Duke with Ennis for one game a week
STICK THAT IN YOUR PIPE TIGERS
Dogsbros....
no try
bunker confirmed cat haters
the arrant shantytown of nrl referees
*politely woofs*
>>154917868BUT I SIGNED THE PETITION
*sees galvin*BOOOOOOOOOOOOO
nice play galshit
Footy will never heal until we let people actually tackle again, publicly draw and quarter klein and make collared jerseys and pulled up socks mandatory.
>>154917894but think of player welfare *makes players attack and defend 30 tackle sets*
>>154917894Based 3 point try enjoyer
>LE BACKWARDS BURTON BOMB
tipping isn't about reading peem piss poosdays as it is media literacy to see who NRL wants to win week to week to set up narratives
Sounds like poor tipster cope
I smell golden point and a GAME WINNING POO
.t 10th place
>>154917930>t. can’t greentext properly
>didn't deny it>changed the subject
>he thinks I’m in the compHNGMI
>2 close game where it looks close at the end and the bad guys win
>he’s not in the family compWhy the fuck should we listen to your opinion?
>Newcastle are le bad guys
Hit a nerve lads
GOATcastle are the unironic good guys of the NRL
Glad I’m not a bulldogs supporter I’d be pissed off about that whole game
time for infliction
>created notorious thug kalyn ponga>not the bad guys???
>>154917984uh ponga is gay how can he be evil?
#KALYNDIDNOTHINGWRONG
Didn’t hit a nerve it’s just highly inaccurate. They’re easily the most darling club in the comp, I can’t even think of any legitimate grievances against them
>>154917979based jinxer
>>154918001You’re responding to a post 4 seconds after yours. Pretty sure it wasn’t for you champ
>>154917967>million dollar player nearly kills someone and costs their peem an easy victory>good guys
Wahs are the good guys if we are being honest
>>154918017But enough about Dylan Brown
>>154918010I’m trying to follow the reply chain to prove you wrong but I can’t see it
>>154918002i'm so powerful
>>154918017He’s a good boi who dindu nuffin
>>154918028>Wahs are the good guys
Knights are the only unambiguously good guys.
tipping dragons to beat broncGODS
Good guys:>broncGODS>whoever I currently have tippedBad guys:>all other teams>refs>graham annesley>entire nrl board
>family tips 3 Storm10 Roosters1 forgot
Melbourne, Easts, and Broncos are the perennial bad guys.Manly since 1997 are seasonal bad guys.Penrith are erratic bad guys but only due to success.Cronulla are ironic bad guys because of racism and cheating.St George are bad guys because of the merger and they are wankers.Balmain & Western Suburbs and Perth Bears are bad guys because of miscegenation and eugenics (also Melbourne are a eugenicist team). That’s about it for the general bad guys
>>154918057Cheering dragons but tipping Broncucks so that if I’m wrong I’m at least wrong with everyone else.
>>154918102Bears are the bad guys because they fucked the Quokkas out of a spot
>>154918102>Penrith are erratic bad guys but only due to successI hate how accurate this is
>>154918093>no flavour
>>154918125FTB>jokes. seeing you quokkacucks seethe gives maximum keks. And FTB
*lays on teddy for 6 polite seconds*
The ground should be sent off for high tackling tedesco there
If we ever find out that they were 100% going to be Quokkas if not for the fucking Bears getting their noses in I’ll be so mad, I don’t want to know
Nice work from the camera man then. Almost 0.0001s of the shot being in focus.
Quokkas never existed outside of our threads
/nrl/ RUNS NRL m8
It could be his first rugby league game or just an artsy Melbournian film school thing
>>154918172It’s cinematic
For me it’s the Nepal Donkeys
>poosters
WHAT A TRY SAVER FROM BEST BILLY
>>154918180Wish it were true. Klein still having a job + Quokkas suggests otherwise
Q2 Parklands R11 #6
>the score is fucking 0-0 FIX IT
> Successful businessman Tony Sage has registered the name West Coast Quokkas with the expectation that the NRL will inevitably need to expand the competition into Western Australia. The bid team also registered Perth Quokkas and Western Quokkas as alternative options.https://www.nine.com.au/sport/nrl/nrl-economist-west-coast-quokkas-name-registered-nrl-expansion-20210429-p5iscy.htmlThe NRL EconomistApril 29, 2021 - 12.38am4plebs has several mentions of Quokkas that predate this article but nothing about naming the NRL team until 2023
Get that rubbish off the field! Then someone take care of that plastic bag!
>>154918243>y-yes sir we we're on it >we need a try now or we're fucked
>>154918252So we blame Tony Sage for having a skill issue
>no score after 20minsgetting bored lads
>>154918288He’s a Cronulla fan from the Shire so
>100 tackle set on the poosters line
unearned try
How the fuck do teams keep letting the most obvious dummy run in the game score tries? I'd simply tackle him.
>>154918337>32 tackles they're exhausted m8
>>154918337I'd simply pull out my deagle and headshot him
wait what thats the 1st time they've been on their line in 30 minutes >fuckwitta is ref woah
THIRTY MORE
*changes all my tips to home ground peems*
BASED BILLY 'big nose' SMITH BAKAAWWWWWKKKBACKKK
>Cameron Ciraldo crying about refballsounds like a bad tipster
uhhhhhh where did all the family go why am I here by myself
Just got home lads
i'm playing forza horizon 6 during halftime
I'm watching vtubers and every time I glance over at the game it's storm on the roosters line
>>154918496based racist (one who likes to race cars)
>pooster game begins >thread dies
just mercenary peem things
>>154918503Thank you for explaining the joke
>origin 2 at the mCRICKETg
>>154918542no probs I didn't want you to think I was accusing you of something you aren't
>>154918496any good m8? Got sick of GT7 and don't want to turn my love of actual cars into iRacing autism.
>>154918570its arcade central but one of the missions is that you deliver food like a ubereats driver so thats pretty fun
>>154918570If you have an Xbox or PC there's no harm in getting gamepass for a month (assuming you don't already have it) to give it a whirl.
no try held up should be a penalty to lie like that
Probably a try
Honestly sick of refs sending obvious no tries up as tries. It has to be the same corporate mandate that thinks more tries = more $
100% its like the NFL having breaks just for ads
Do people in the eastern suburbs actually follow the roosters? Feels like it’s all rugby and recently afl
slippy t slips a lot but he seems one of the better fullbacks especially with his positioning
lol the kick
>puts boot to ball
twinks are STILL a liability on the footy field
poosters bro...
honestly impressive chase from ramsey
kek walker looked like he was trying to milk a penalty and al he did was milk a 6 pointer for poorm
>>154918632It’s mostly local deros and houso cunts that are too antisocial, for various reasons, for Souths
>>154918686I’d smash that pie
Now comes the classic 2026 poorm poolapse
>>154918706I genuinely don't understand how this is not a shoulder charge?
dce is an empty jersey, these poosters player suck he needs to step up
BILLY BOINK
Catching it with his head was not a good idea
>taking the poo
POO CURSE HAS BEEN ACTIVATED
This thing where you get to decide where you want the scrum is stupid and unnecessary
dce bros...
I take it back dce just keep passing the ball also >be professional footy player >no one there to cover if a poorm player catches the ball
LMAO DCE AND TEDDY ARE SLOW AND FAT AND OLD
Why is he doing goldfish faces while he runs?
Twopoo would have caught him
Toopoo would have caught the ball and scored three times now
>>154918632Yes
>exposed to others
Daly Chadtownsend-Evans
YOU SKINNY PEASANT FUCK
Toopoo would've gotten an eight point penalty try there
Ahahahahahaha KINO
I'm watching the heems but chookbros wtf?@!
sigh.... dont tell me these purple fuckers are gonna make the finals / grand final AGAIN! fuck me dead, i thought we'd finally see the last of them after losing 7 straight!
DCE you ARE going to the glue factory!
>Poogans>Peels x 2>PoostersLosing to the Poorm in 2026 is a death sentence, the poosters are DONE.
>bullied off the mark by walkerKWAB
origin shadow games are meaningless
dcSHIT
>16 errorsholy chickenpoo
Don't think we should reward playing possum
Screaming at night and pooing everywhere?
Roosters are now officially on my shit list.... never to be tipped again.
GAME ENDING POO
The 13+ match fix
that was pathetic by the roosters
>>154918888NOT TO MY TIPS
Victor should use his pommy accent more>bay goom lad, that were a toof match
when cely tips poogans he's going 8/8
Mathews 10 9
LOL... benji with the joke of the year... "Bulldogs are a good team, a really good team"what sort of crack is he smokin??!!
ABTUTG, simple as
who is that dumb bitch in the presser asking stupidly woman questions. Get her outta there...
>>154919320>Do not get any gold or silver or copper to take with you in your belts
I'd fuck Keirsten Duke. She looks like the type of babe who would have a nice tight pussy.
Gummi Bears. His name is Gummi Bears
PUFF AFTER PUFF OF HARMFUL STUFF
>>154910548Who’s watching
>>154919641https://youtu.be/Wbw-kxmjtCY
>>154919649will the thread be more active than the last 2 games?
Fucked if I know
Oh no. Kevie just said hes commentating on my waidies vs cowboys game. Might give it a miss anyway, as the mighty raiders will lose that one by 30+
only home side peems are winning this round m8
>>154919890raiders are always the exception.
eat shit roosters
>>154920714nrlw players challenge: do anything at all without taking a picture of themselves flashing african american signs level: IMPOSSIBLE
Headly KO
These poms are STRUGGLING in the 28°C weather
I just got home so who knows what time I’ll be up tomorrow, so I’ll leave this here >>154926466>>154926466>>154926466
