>Class C drugs include tranquilisers such as valium, plus steroids, laughing gas and GHB.So which was he shooting up?
>>154911451Semen
>>154911451England is a hippy crack country
>>154911451Laughing gas has to be. Very common with footballers
He's not that kind of player
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>>154911415Guilty of having some sugar on his tank
>>154911451>>154911482The Class C charge is for possession - nitrous oxide use by driving is near impossible to prove. Theres a few trial testers knocking about UK, but he would be fucking unlucky to run across a polis who happened to have one of those handy at 9 a.m. These would still only work for max 2 hours after use and I doubt these are (as yet) legally binding. Whatever he took, he's refuse to provide a specimen. Which would be idiotic if it was only nitrous - as said, I don't think they can prove that. Mental signing - for anyone - regardless.
>>154911415>drug-drivingyou will never convince me this is a real crime
>>154911415$20 fine and 4 hours of talk therapy
>>154911451loons laughing gasNO2Galaxy GasSmartwhip Nitrus Basically every black or asian or broccoli head zoomer that gets behind the wheel of a BMW in this country has a can of it next to them
>he has 82 capsjesusswear it was no more than 50
>>154911598he's retarded and def doesn't know they can't check it
>>154911660cars are just large attack vectors for the state to inflict further financial pain upon your person. Driving, ever, in current year is usually a mistake.
>>154911703my old car passed its MOT today. i love driving.
>>154911707your lucky it was a Friday and they cba rayping you. Another annual lottery pocket dip scam, German equivalent is every 2 years.
>>154911707>>154911754/sp/ not /o/ fellas
High on poppers the poof
>>154911415Anal numbing elements found present in his system
>>154911415He was so incredibly washes, even for Eredivisie standards. I can't blame him for wanting to take the edge of.
>>154911415he NEVER recovered from this
>>154911415Can you blame him? Try to even fathom wearing your country’s number 10 in two world cups, then by the time you’re 31 and the next one is two weeks away you’re a complete has been. Gotta be a bummer
Oh yeah this nigga existed
>>154915077>Raheem Sterling’s career earnings from club salaries total over £144 millionI wonder how he will cope…
>>154911415What's with English football players and car crashes?
>>154916339Drugs, apparently. Wonder if this will compromise his Chelsea contract. Would be very unfortunate if this sees him lose out on millions and millions of earnings.
>>154918368Mudryk is still employed by Chelsea.
>>154916339ex-footballers can’t cope, unironically. the drop off to being somebody nobody gives a shit about anymore is brutal on the ego. that’s why so many end up desperate to become managers despite never considering it in their playing days.
>>154918368>Wonder if this will compromise his Chelsea contractChelsea no more, terminated by mutual consent in January: >The 31-year-old had 18 months remaining on his £325,000‑a‑week deal.so Chelsea paid him off on the £20m or so remaining. He was a free agent, with his attempt at going Dutch (as slower league than the Prem) having went about as well as his time at Arsenal. He's reportedly not adapting well to unemployment - on the plus side, he's never had a major injury.
>>154911415>drugsnow i know why he moved to clogland!!!
>ynr Raheem ‘the Dream’ Sterling at Feyenoord
>>154911415>From being pivotal in Euro 2020 to this.Just kind of sad, really.
Mincer
>>154911415why do yookay ethnics love laughing gas so much lol?
>>154919685Too sóy for actual drugs like the real niggas
>>154911681I'd feel safer driving after 10 pints than on fucking nitrous. Its so retarded only the browns could come up with it.
>>154911782Kek Swerving around cars and pedestrians to get that bussy filled up asap
>>154918622>we are dangerously close to the start of the ngubu pace merchant manager eraUh-oh
>laughing gasIs this still a thing? Used to see the little canisters on the corner of my street all the time until the last year or so, though that might be because they changed the street lights which are turned off around 9-10pm or so
>you will never crash your rari while high on nitrous and listening to ye - ww3
>>154911681You know them players that always have long term muscle injurys, this is why.Ps. Someone post the webm of Hazard.
>>154919892I think they've changed the containers, plus it did get banned so it's probably not as widespread as it used to be. I don't know what zoomers are taking instead; cocaine maybe?
>>154919892It's still a massively used thing nobody bothers with the tiny canisters anymore but you'll see these lying around
