8:00 EDT on FOXWE FIGHT ON FRIDAY NIGHTS MAGGLE
DID YOU KNOW THIS QB HAS NEWBORN KIDS?!
Raise hell!
>>154911961Man if Neville was active we could have Job vs Twins and it would be peak "Nobody gives a shit".
my gamblers will put the kings into the playoffs tomorrow
SSSSSSSSACK I LOVE YOU PITA
It begins.
good way to start the weekend
Reed has been figured out
>DPI actually called on Butlerholy shit
What an awful throw on that DPI
are there any NFL player names here I might be familiar with?
Spring King will show Reed how it's done.
bro, he was hugging butler
>>154912092Here? Hakeem Butler, Denzel Mims, Taco Charlton, maybe Carlos Davis.
>>154912097He'll show Reed how to underthrow players and compile garbage stats.
7-3 and a first round exit for life nigga
theres been a disappointing lack of fans dressed as birds during the broadcasts this season
Reed is staring his receivers down
Hell of a punt>>154912178Unfortunately goes hand in hand with attendance nosediving.
>so this guy is a fucking retard and will never make the nfl because hes small and gaythese broadcasters are really aggressive tonight
>>154912123>Denzel MimsHow has he been? Has he managed to put it together in the UFL?
>>154912234Are they charging too much or something? These games should be like 6 bucks a ticket. Tons of guys would pay that just to watch some football
>>154912242he drops everything but every time he actually makes a great catch one of his teammates commits a penalty to negate it lol
>>154912258Yes they are, I think it's controlled by the stadiums usually. But more than that there was a lack of marketing(shocker) and a bit of a turn in the city against the team.>>154912242Barely noticeable.
them boys in that gateway city are mighty peculiar
God damn you Black Jackson
FOOMBLE
OOOMBLE
>>154912258Depends on where you sit. When I went to the DC/Ponies game in 2024, it was $80 at the 25 and the DC/Gamblenecks game was $20 for the Beer Snake section.
Had to know that was going to happen.
>battlechickens
every week some bullshit like this
>>154912457Don't worry I'm sure the Battlehawks QB will be able to make up for it.
>12 receptions>6 TDsjesus christ.
God damn Butler is such a machine
he was wide open too!
KINGOFSPRING
>Walk in TD>Sail it 10 yards over his headIf that was Frost people would be calling for his execution
>Hakeem, what do you want?>You know what I want.>Yes, but ai want to hear you say it.>Is proud of this line of questioningIf that doesn’t just perfectly encapsulate how fucking stupid the media coverage of pro football is. I’m tired of retarded journalists asking questions that either everybody already knows the answer to or questions that they know the player or coach doesn’t want to or can’t answer truthfully, setting them up for a complete nothing burger of an answer. Less of that bullshit and more XFL-style Cubelic sideline interviews as long as they’re not in the middle of critical moments.
That was intentional grounding
That was such a bullshit call lmao
I don't think the Hawks need to blitz as much as they are, they keep winning with 4.
>>154912678>Less of that bullshit and more XFL-style Cubelic sideline interviews as long as they’re not in the middle of critical moments.all the sideline reporters should be former players imo
>hits that will rattle his ancestors>AND HIS NEWBORN TWINS
>>154912917
DRAGON
OH MY GOD HE ACTUALLY THREW A DECENT BALL DOWN FIELD
why cant perez do anything in the red zone/
>>154912994Because he's a bad QB
These niggas are really bad at football
bruh
>cant punch it in>shaky kickeroh yeah hawkies are gonna win it all
JUSTwide left
lol
ANOTHER OOMBLE
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jesus christ I hate Perez so much
Just giving the Hawks that FG back
GET THIS FUCKER ON THE BENCH NOW
LMFAO WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING?!
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO>>154913073YOU DON'T HATE HIM ENOUGH
>>154913096He's EASILY the worst QB that has ever started in St. Louis. Easily.
>>154913137Are you sure? There were some stinkers they trotted out when McCarron went down a couple years ago.
>>154913137Not Silvers?
>>154913174Manny Wilkins was a lot better than Perez.
>>154913191Silvers was also a lot better than Perez.
>>154912060>>154912228It’s been the same issue with him for weeks. Neuheisel was all over him (not in the sexual sense this time) about it last week. He doesn’t read the field, he has a spot he already knows he wants to throw to no matter what, and if the defense can figure out where that is, it’s easy PBUs/INTs.
Nice TD Vaughns. Reed showing why he got Perez benched, despite playing like shit.
Combatchickens losing tonight and in the first round of the playoffs.
wow battlehawks
>>154913260And yet he's blowing Perez out of the water.
>>154913294wow anime gay
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
The League seems like they’re getting extremely desperate to get people to go to the UBowl. I got not only an email, but an actual phone call from a UFL ticketing executive all but begging me to go because I went to the DC game Week 3. I’m guessing that Audi is going to be all but completely empty for the chip.
lmao. 6 INTs for Perez now.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA POOREZ
put Frost back in
>>154913449Blame Blumpf for doing the kikes bidding and attacking Iran
>>154913332I wouldn’t say he’s been much better, his mistakes have just been less boneheaded and numerous than Poorez.
>>154913486Get help for whatever mental illness this is.
>>154913556Ok, MIGApede.
>>154913497He's been much better because you see he has 2 TDs and 0 INTs, while Perez has 0 TDs and 2 INTs.
>released via voicemaildamn
>>154913604Bad b8
>>154911961What? No way.
>>154913609I mean, he’s still been struggling to connect with his guys. Success is more than just the TD/INT ratio. He did get better in the second quarter, though.
baka mcbride
Battlehawks offense looks dead so far
What a fucking cowardly punt. McBride should know better than that but you needed an inch. Just go for it.
>>154913837Empty calories Perez will do that to you.
man, reed is taking a beating
>>154913921And it still won't matter because Perez can't score.
>>154913929thats an easy fix, just bench poorez
>>154913975Frost could never throw a screen like that
I like how the Hawks had no issues with snaps or false starts until Perez came in too. I won't blame him but it's curious.
>>154914031lol
What's the flag, reffie?
this game is pissing me off
The OC and QB should both be fucking ashamed going for 1 there.
Tie game!
I just turned the game on and the Battlehawks are tied in a tough battle with the Renegays. Perez needs to hang it up if this is the performance you get from the "Spring King".
>>154914172He's been fucking awful. He needs to retire a year ago.
stuffed
I can’t wait to see how Poorez fucks up this next drive : D
coach is about to fuck Reed in front of his wife
>cmon, babe
>NOBODY OPENJUST IGNORE THE OPEN RECEIVER!
FrostnowniggaI'm waiting niggatick tock nigga
come on
frost was better
great stop
KENNEDY WHAT A FUCKING BEAST
JUST RUN FORWARD YOU FUCKING MORON, YOU HAD IT.
If the Hawks win, the MVP is the entire defense. This Hawks offense doesn't deserve them.
nice stop
What a retard lmao
Did the Hawks O-line just fall asleep? What's going on?
Points on the board, at least. Come on Battlehawks, hold this lead.
I STO DEM DANCE MOVES FROM HIM!
HOW DEM BIG OL BOYS IN DALLAS BE EATIN DEM CHURROS, CHUCK?!
>>154914484Well well well…
wow nice pass
>>154914496THEY BE DOUBLE FISTIN 'EM
Why are you guys bullying the Spring King (tm)?
>>154914550the autists in this thread have a crab bucket mentality, they're trying to prevent a fellow autist from succeeding
I just saw that the Storm’s playoff game is going to be held in fucking OHIO. That is the absolute most retarded shit I’ve ever heard.
>>154914550Because he is very very bad at the game of football.>>154914588Pretty much all the Florida stadiums are in use or under construction. Sucks, is what it is.
SACKED
>This is a player safety thingJesus christ fuck you. You just do this whenever you feel like it.
wew
>>154914588Brutal mogging by divegrassers
Yep, that's a facemask. Damn.
FUCK
>that ref just standing there watching feeney grab the facemasklol
What the fuck is your problem niggiehawks. I don't think that's really a headbutt but it looks like one for sure.
>>154914615There’s definitely at least one fucking stadium SOMEWHERE in the state or one of the neighboring states. If they can play a game on fucking Ft. Hood, they can find a place to play one game that isn’t over a thousand miles away from the home team.
PULL IT TOGETHER YOU STUPID BIRDS
>And a holdlmao
Please humour my casualness, hows the playoff picture right now? Are the gases playing for qualification? Are the kakaws already secured it not?
weak headbutt. now this was a headbutt
>>154914699Orlando wins and they get 1, if they lose and STL wins they are 2. DC is 3 or 4. If they win, Birmingham wins, and Louisville loses, DC is 3. Otherwise they are 4. If Louisville wins they are 3. Birmingham is in at 4 if they win, DC wins, and Louisville loses.
>>154914699The only thing this game would affect is the Battlehawks' seeding. Hawks are already in, Renegades are already eliminated.
>>154914699Battlecucks have clinched and are playing for the number one seed. Gaydes were eliminated last week and are playing for pride/to play spoiler.
God Perez fucking sucks.
KANG O' SPRANG
>poorez
Oh nonono spring bros...>>154914732So there are all playoff spots clinched?
I still don’t know if I want to play this Cucks team even with Poorez. The only thing they have is their defense and without Ta’amu, the Fendies’ offense is pitiful.
God Perez fucking rocks.
>>154914784No. There’s still one open for either Louisville or Birmingham.
>>154914689This, one of the shinning graces of the US is that even a bloody high school stadium is good enough to host a professional game
>>154914784No, there's 1 spot between Birmingham and Louisville that's open.
>>154914784final spot is still up for grabs. if the kings win tomorrow they clinch. stallions clinch the final spot if the kings lose and the defenders win
battlehawks will get the ball back but perez will fumble the ball and the game away
>>154914824Louisville doesn’t play tomorrow, the Stallions do.
hawks win this somehow
ALERT VEGAS
>>154914839Nah, they'll go for it on 4th and convert.
>>154914887Told you.
Yep, that'll do it. Oh well. Time to prepare for the playoffs.
Thank God they didn’t go with some stupid fucking halfback dive there.
Good job, Battlekeks
Gaydes defense really bowed up this game. Thanks you, Poorez, for making it easy. Ever since that brutal drive by the Aviators that decimated them, they haven’t been able to do shit.
