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'stros
my jays are .500
dodgers
Metties:3
>poois shiterinothats what you get for being lazy
Bananas
>>154913687Tony would 100% be a Yankees fanwe know Vito is a fag for the YanksI could see Paulie liking the Mets moreSal's a wild card but I think he leans Yanks
why can't we get an easy win for once
>nick kurtz kek what a shitter no glove, learn dh lil fella
Classic o brien he has been so bad these past few save opportunities
LOLMESTOLMEST
>>154913745hesh would be a mets fan
>WHITE SOXIT'S SO FUCKING OVER
>my suxies
thats a balk not a wind up lil fella
my blowpen...
dog 'em doers
>brokeland >ballsactown>san fagciscothese faggots all passed up on arson judge kek1-0
i can't believe murakami is kill
YANKEES WINTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN. WHO'S READY FOR CARLOS RODON'S PERFECT GAME AND SEVERINO'S RETIREMENT
Miller got out of the wrap but it’s clear he’s washed now
>Munetaka Murakami left the game with right hamstring tightness. The White Sox say he's still being evaluated. Will Venable said on the broadcast "the hamstring grabbed on him a little bit"
>>154913745all mets fans
Laugh at the cubs kek
If only this shit ass bullpen didn't give up 7 runs in one inning holy fuckGG Rays
>>154913782Nick Kurtz? Moar liek Dick Hertz
Good game flubs
>>154913793Mason Miller got raped in the spring of '26 in Mexico city
>>154913793dodgers mindbroke him and he will never recover
>>154913760based Heshieso would Artie
kek cubtrannies
you just got blown open by 39-year old paul goldschmidt kek4-0
>he thinks the yankees are losing ever again
>>154913811>Sigler is of Greek-Jewish and Romanian-Jewish descent through her father, and of Cuban descent through her mother.heh never fails
yankees just handed the mariners the divisionyw
Tru tru tru tru
BERDS WIN
>>154913833Mexico should not be allowed to host MLB games.
yankletics4L^
Almost time for Mariners baseball :)
mettie doos kek
>>154913923:)
mariners v
why are the roils so bad
kek scuba
LMAO
>Rodumb
It's (almost) TIME FOR DOYER BASEBALL
FISH?
NISHIDA-SAN!
>>154913900I’ve never been to Denver or any place with a high elevation.Is it supposed to be exhausting for people from lower elevations? Do people who live in higher elevations have more energy?
looks like the Stanley cup is staying in the sunbelt
Pound me
>>154913965Good
never seen the sopranos
kurtz hr 26/30goldy hr 27/30
>feesh
>>154913959Yes when I go to Colorado to hike I get gassed so easily. When you live in high altitude the bronchioles in your lungs compisate for the lower air pressure. Air pressure at denver is like 80% of sea level. So for every four breaths you take at sea level you have to take five now to get the same amount of O2.
berds win
scuba kek!
>>154913987you gotta rectify that
brent rooker retired after cal raleigh edged him out by 0.00002022191991 nano meters in the hr derby kek
>>154913987It's not bad but I don't remember anything from it.
which baseball players have hit a home run against Jynx Maze?
turning the mets game on what am i in for
>>154914012what the fuck.
>>154913987poor man's the shield
>>154913987you're not missing anything
>severino is kill
>>154914018you never really know. they can look totally normal or even great in one inning and then enter clown world the nextyou won't know what you're in for unless you watch over at least one full season
>>154914012that is a disgusting act
>>154913959I live in Colorado around 6000 feet. I’ve never had issues here besides one summer in college I went to California and waited tables in Santa Monica. After being gone 3 months, coming back I was out of breath a lot for the first month. The real bitch about elevation is its dry AF. You have to drink tons of water and your skin will still be dry all the time. Nose bleeds are a problem for lots of people.
>>154913995Compensate*
>severino pulled for no reasonthats why you WASHED out of my ball club lazy prick cant even finish your own start SHAME on you for leaving it up to the a’s bullpen to throw 8 innings
OHTANI
>>154914044many are saying this
GG nats ended the 4 game loss streak Bats looked good as well
>extra slurpings
>apple tv game
congratulations voth on being DFAed by the same team twice in the same season wooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! enjoy the angels retard
no one cares doyerpacos
>>154914060we...we were...we were all ohtani all along...?
ohtani allows us to dream
much needed victory for my berds
everyone cares dodgerchad
shea langeliers is better than cal raleigh
>>154914087I don't think so. I don't think I've ever had millions of dollars, much less gambled them
>>154914060>waiting for the blackface ohtani>doesnt show
sneks
bunt the runner over stupid fish
>>154913965habs fans actually thought they had a chance LOL
VARGAS WALK OFF FOR A WHITE SOX WINNER
>>154914108Totally!
>>154914131no one bunts in baseball, silly
>>154914126thats racist and not needed
cabby dubba!
VARGAS!
embarrassingly just posted on a very old threadmorning 'las
Here’s a bunch of shirtless dudes at the game for any cubs fans(female) still here
what are we jerking it to boys
surely the mets win this
>>154914132idk much about hockey montreal looked outclassed like a triple a squad playing a mlb team did they just play shittily or are they actual shitty
>george is spraying itIt's over.
montreal expos died and now canadiens eliminated
>>154914160Yamamoto world series highlights
It's going to be different this time.
>>154914159what stadium is this
>>154914153any vids of her shitting and/or pissing?
>>154914143ben rice is better than both
>>154914170/we/ are a road team tbqfh
>>154914153ass is too big
>>154914168a lot of their players are pretty young, but the canes are just much better than they are, this was inevitablehonestly was expecting a sweep
philthies kek
i know you can't ask soto to bunt but mmm
COLE FUCKING YOUNG
a sotoan popout
>reggie jackson personally requested to see ben rice todaybased
>>154914198colorado was the real kwab anyway
Welp. Soto is the only guy who can get the ball to the warning track more than one time in a game, so that's it for us this inning.
MELENDEZ DID SOMETHING WHOA
I am surprised Gary didn't rig a Canadian team to the finals and then have them loss in overtime in game 7 for his weird sex fetish that he has
>>154914222??
MJ MELENDEZ WALKING IT OFF METS WIN
Metsies are feeling GOOOOOD!
METS WALK IT OFF
>>154914222>>154914208>>154914202APOLOGIZE>>154914231>>154914232>>154914229>>154914236WE'RE ONLY 9 GAMES UNDER NOW BROS
>>154914236you're a pedophile
Phillip Miarse
What would have been a better name than guardians?>blue Sox
trea turner kwab
>>154914194Rice’s defense is terrible. Oneil Cruz level liability with the glove
nice challenge turner lol
JIANT PENIS CRAWFORD
kyle scwarber doesn't look real. like a cartoon or video game character
>>154914251the Cleveland Redskins
>first and foremost, all glory to God>was maybe the 3rd or 4th thing he said
love when the batters tilt challenge and lose
JP :)
wrobo is the real deal
>>154914245LMAO>cubsgirl realizes she will never be pretty and fun
stFd
WROBO IS BACK!
>>154911463The A's are also gonna have an easy time attracting players, no income tax + lower property tax. it's one of the reasons the Golden Knights can easily build playoff teams
wrobo is dare I say... dealing?
>>154914251Cleveland Grovers>alsoI’m pretty sure Grover Cleveland was David lynch with a Time Machine
apple tv broadcasts are unmitigated shit
>we won the voth mickey mouse throwaway comedy circus gameHuh?
>>154914301WA used to have no state income tax but they’re going full California now. They won’t be able to sign a free agent after 2028. Top bracket state tax will be around 18%.
>Poodres get a rare WBut they have a huge hole to climb if they want to get back in the playoff hunt.
freddie :)
FREDDIE!! :D
>>154914160someone uploaded a lot of scat porn from India to a site I go to shit you not
F R E D D I E
THE FREEST MAN IN AMERICATHE MOST FREE MAN
if Mets are less than 5 games under .500 by the end of June, do we buy aggressively? we 100% need starting pitching. we probably also need another reliable power bat. then I think we go Ewing-Benge-Soto-X-Bichette. hopefully Lindor and Polanco can contribute before the ASB as wellwe probably need at least 2 quality starters. Peralta-McLean-Scott is so thin and there's a real chance McLean and Scott fatigue down the stretch since they are rookies. Holmes might be back by like August, apparently his injury is not as bad as they first thought.
Now what do we watch now that the all the good teams have played?
ben rice is better than freddie freeman
>>154914301Ah yes, just like the famously free agent attractive state of Florida
>>154914339KING JAY88 IS NEVER WRONG
>>154911463From what, a competitive standpoint? Not really. Marlins don't sign players because they don't want to actually pay guys. Why do you think they trade away almost every decent young player they have during their arb years? Alcantara is the exception and not the rule, because he signed a cheap extension. All the salary floor does for a team like the Marlins is make them overpay for C and D-tier free agents that wouldn't do any better than the AAAA players in the minors. Rangers and Astros already don't have trouble signing guys, and all the Rays would do differently is extend more of their young players instead of waiting until last year of team control to trade them
>>154914379Yr mum lel
>>154914379sneks vs mariners is a marquee series
>>154914330It's retarded and the state will absolutely not learn until people have left.
>>154914388Checked
>>154914033>The real bitch about elevation is its dry AF. You have to drink tons of water and your skin will still be dry all the timeKek Bo Nix is gonna look like an elderly man by the time he turns 30
>Murakami out for a few weeks according to VenableAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
no other player in baseball history has been demoted and brought back up so many times
aaron judge is the king of fresno
>>154914400Unironically is. Two playoff teams.
>>154914379Astros are still playing tho
>kyle turnercharley steiner needs to retire
>>154914411>44>11IT'S SO FUCKING OVER
>>154914416wait, why are they doing this to him? what more does he have to do?
>>154914411did he pull his hamstring cuz he's a chubster or what?
>>154914430Still miles better than nelson
>>154914416give me to us for lauer>>154914433he has no power, dodger lineup needs to be full of mvp calibre home run hitters
>>154914430give him a break, he's high on pain killers from his back surgery
>>154914411Well we're fucked. Was fun while it lastedeven this Vargas walkoff
That's a real pity for the Popesox, say, how about a trade? Leo Rivas for Murakami, straight up.
>>154914410Grew up in Texas in a humid area. As a kid I don’t remember ever once using lotion. Moved to Colorado for college…if I didn’t use a ton immediately after showering I’d have fuckin full body dandruff basically
>>154914444quad 4s confirm a quad
>>154914430you should have heard Harry Caray towards the end
>>154914416they even resigned a guy they just designated for assignment and sent him back down again
>>154914339Shut the fuck up and watch your own team
>>154914416Dwight F. Anderson got called up and demoted over 100 times back in the 60’s. Thats where the term “D.F.A.” originated before they made it a proper acronym
GG poodres, til next time.
The Apple broadcast sucks
Why are the White Sox so cursed? Why don't their trainers understand what a hamstring is?
rymac bomb
MUNCED
that funky munchy
THAT FUNKY MUNCY
M U N C E D
>mlb24all is downfuck
kek, remember the last time the philthies were in LA?
kersh spotted
Kershaw enjoying life
>>154914532kek.....KEK!
>>154914416Im a new dodgers fan as well and I agree
>>154914542>>154914549Look again; it's Mathew Stafford
>>154914465hey... if you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself? I know I would!
>>154914542>>154914549>>154914583It’s ryback
>>154914587If you were a hot dog and you were lonely, would you greet yourself?
the residents of chavez ravine did not give up their homes to have uniqlo branding on the stadium
you can switch the audio feed to your team's local radio broadcast on apple tv
>>154914549fuck clayton kershaw
Guys my stream is 2 minutes behind because it’s an Apple exclusive and I can’t watch it on mlb.tv, thus I have to watch a pirated stream.Please be considerate
>>154914621That's a cuck stamp
>>154914656Just watch the SeaSneks
damn this umpie is UGLY
>>1549145102nd straight game too.
>>154913727
Adolis Garcia should have to pay back his $10m contract. Holy shit this guy is fucking terrible.
>new barance
Stros
>>154914656>he doesn't have free apple tv
>>154914714
>Vargas walkoff home run>But Murakami injured for 2 weeks
DINGERTANI
OHTANI BOMB
>henry bolteits over, the a’s next rookie super solider has a poor glove just like cal raleigh
Jesus fuck Wheeler.
BIG FLY OHTANI SAN
this ain't the poodres you're playing, philthies
are we seriously still pretending Ohtani is an elite hitter while he's struggling to break .270 halfway through the season and is on pace for like 18 HRs
JULIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>154914802Even the greats have slumps, and even then he still has a sub 1 ERA
>>154914802He’s focusing on pitching
FAAAAAAAAGGGGOOOOOOOOOTIINEEEEERRRRRS FAGGOTINERS
cam schlittler is better than ohtani
>>154914825>>154914827yjk he's gonna get shelled in the postseason
>>154914802>halfway through the season
>>154914802still has a .900 ops because he gets walked so much
>>154914842Anon is only 30 games off
>>154914841by ben rice and aaron judge
what are the dbacks doing
>This game is exclusive to Apple TV>This game is exclusive to Samsung Fridges >This game is exclusive to the Times Square billboards>This game is exclusive to the Nintendo Switch
>>154914857The "second half" is post All-star break.
language barrier between cucker and pajes finally catches up to them
>>154914504Why indeed
>>154914857So a little more than a month
Tucker is so shit. Pages hates playing next to him. You can see it in his face
>>154914869>This game is exclusive to the Nintendo SwitchBASED
domo dinger
>>154914890George is throwing too many sweepers and missing his fastball.
>>154914869>This game is exclusive to the Nintendo Switch
>>154914876I never imagined it was so bad.
Why does Wheeler suck now?Also, the Phillies haven't been able to get a stable offense since 2022.
last day in pooradise
>>154914876How can anyone read through this and still think >nah there's no such thing as curses?
>>154914876I was going to drive to chimpcongo for a cheeky little white sox games to watch Murakami and I've changed my mind
>>154914925>Why does Wheeler suck now?He doesn't. This is his first bad start of the season. He's been excellent otherwise.
>>154914941They have another nip rookie who is bretty gud.
>the fucking manager interviews
Would you pay to watch an exclusive game only in Theaters?
>>154914890Domo Domo Watashiga Perdomo desu
>>154914925>Also, the Phillies haven't been able to get a stable offense since 2022.It wasn't stable in 2022 either. They just got hot at the right time to make it to the WS. This current core has been inconsistent for their entire tenure.
>trashstros lose lol
>>154914925He's 35
>>154914945What has he done lately?
>>154914953Actually yes I would much prefer that to signing up for faggleTV+ or whatever. I could get popcorn and a cherry coke too.
I'm a cubstrans!
>a’s think they’re going to ruin rodon’s quality startkek dont you sactown mexicans get tired of being retarded?
>>154914989many cub fans are saying this
>>154914876
>>154914953Will there be crab legs and can I bring my anvil?
Brewers won a baseball game.
>>154914925>why does Wheeler suck?because he got off the wheels duh
>beat it out
>>154914953id pay to ensure that only people at the park get to watch the game
>>154915043Shut up jeet
jumbo jack secured
>>154915038replacement level players, the entire roster, even the catcher.
Oh. My. Science.
>>154915056Aren't the drinks like $2.99 or something? It's hardly even a good deal
BIG WILLY
BIG WILL THE HIGH ROLLER
big dick willie
KEK PHILTHIES
The best Will Smith in Hollywood
>>154915078
More like Will Flyover kek!
A salary cap and floor genuinely help the Yankees and dodgers get better. Now all that money they can't spend over the cap? It's just going to go to technology and player development / discovery. Meanwhile all the cheap teams like the pirates and rays are going to end up cutting back on that kind of spending just to meet payroll
>Mookie>TuckerAll the stars smashing except these bums
>Any Japanese player gets on plate>The broadcast camera immediately pans over to random asian fan in the crowdIt's the little things.
>>154915112Tucker is due for a great second half of season, Mookie needs to go.
>missed the Willy homer
M's bros Pereda has been really good!
BrewGODS
>WheelerRemove him from the game!
brewers outcheated the astros I see
Is wrob on a perfect game?
>>154915158dont jinx the polish lad
>>154914989Par for the course
>>154915158Error by Tucker
>>154915139I have nothing bad to say about the brewers. It's pretty incredible what they're able to do year after year with limited resources.
>>154915163damn
>>154915158no hitter, tuck made an error
>>154915134Will on a duck? I don't get it
>>154915139Rengifo DFA is gonna hit like crack.
remember the wheelers from return to oz?
>>154915158>>154915159SHUT UP! YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO CALL IT OUT OR YOULL JINX IT! DOWNVOTE! DOWNVOTED!!
JIANT PENIS CRAWFORDFIRST CAREER MULTI HOMER GAME
>>154915163Kek as soon as they put this bum back in he proves he should be benched.
I don't think errors should count against a perfect game unless the pitcher made the error.Also that's pretty cool! Did you guys see the Dodgers haven't given up a hit or walk so far in this game? A no hitter, which is what the Dodgers are working on, is happening right now! Imagine that. The phillies have zero hits! A no hitter!
Uhh wtf is JP cheating
>>154915189Didn’t know he could go out to center
>Nick Kurtz could be here
are there a lot of hot Japanese chicks in Cali? I'm in NYC and there aren't many Japanese people here. lots of Chinese and Koreans and Filipinos of course. decent amount of Thai as well
>>154915196Shut up! SHUT UP!
>>154915196nah perfect gotta be perfect
oh shit Wrobleski no hitter alert
>>154915196it's a perfect GAME, not a perfect START
JOSH NAYLOR..... missed the homer and is out at second kek>>154915201He can't field for shit but my goodness his bat is hot this year.
>>154915209Yeah but the pitcher is still perfect. The pitcher has yet to allow a base runner.
are we ready for carlos rodon’s complete game?
cucker
>>154915213RAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>154915226>>154915206delete these type of pics from your phone and your chances of fucking a woman go up 1800%
>>154915213Damn no hitter and an assist on the GWG for USA hockey to claim Olympics gold? What a guy.
>>154915213kek
>>154915218but there were still baserunners, it wasn't perfect
>>154915213impressive, are they facing a good team?
SCHWARBOMB
wrobobros....
YOU SEE! /mlb/ JINXED IT! FUCK YOU /mlb/!
>A Shwar-bomb from Shwar-rod
Yeah sorry. It's my fault. As soon as I turned the game on Schwarber hit the home run on the first pitch I saw.
A SCHWARBARIAN BLAST
>>154915233Not worth it.
NOOO MLB JINXED THE HECKING NO NO
>>154915233ignore the brownoid, let him play with his dolls
>>154915241The pitcher was perfect. He had a game in which what he supplied is undoubtedly perfect.I also think if a pitcher causes an error that leads to a run it should be an earned run.
>>154915262hehe
it's over
BIG BEN RICE
Tucker could’ve caught that
>>154915276*foultips it*
Wheeler hasn't been bad, he just happens to be facing the best lineup in baseball right now.
Schwa Schwa Schwa Schwa Schwa Bomb
I unironically enjoy soijak posting
>>154915278Sneeder could've feeded that
what did the so called "back to back World Champion" Doyers mean by this?
>>154915292same lol I still find it funny even tho it's stupid
that kid is like the average /sp/ poster
>>154915269Perfect games are more than just on the pitcher, good defense can prevent baserunners even when it wouldn't be an error to let in the hit. Errors are an antiquated stat. Anyways If you allowed errors in perfect games, then you'd have to call a baserunner-less game something new.
>>154915233>>154915266https://youtu.be/ur9G0nhF7m8
>Poodres had a 4 game losing streak >Still holding on to the #1 wildcard spot
Why doesn't /mlb/ respect the unwritten rules?
>>154915325because /mlb/ is mostly nonwhites
Shota is trending again.
>>154915325because they got rid of my favorite rule in baseball
this bullpen kinda sorta makes me want to kms
Kirby is 6 innings, 3 runs incarnate
>>154915325this website is like 80% browns dont expect respect from them
A's suck ass
>gayce gayper
>>154915327'fuck you say to me vato?
>>154915325why dont you simply write them down
>>154915305Sure but a perfect game is awarded to the pitcher for his performance, as much as the defense makes a difference.I'm not splitting hairs here. If a pitcher pitches 9 (or more) innings with no hits, walks, or hit batters then it's a perfect game and should be regarded a such. I know that it isn't and my point of view on the matter won"t change that, but your argument is insufficient in convincing me that my opinion is invalid.
worst part about a apple tv broadcast are all the ads for jewish television series
>>154915347He does that a lot.
>9 ggs>2 mvpsgenuinely how is he not in the hof
>>154915328Oh, come to the Chunichi Dragons already!
>Brash about to ruin his perfect ERA
>>154915366A perfect game is more than what a pitcher does
>>154915324kek seethe bitch
pages giving stinkeye to tucker
>>154915371thank god my pirated stream doesnt have ads
GODges should have trucked cucker
this kilian guy has thrown 1 strike in like 5 ABs and given up a 3 run dinger
Fucking Raley
foid seething i wanted to go home to watch my doggie doos...
feel like a perfect game should be when a pitcher throws 9 immaculate inningsor is there another term for this
LOLall I can do is laugh. Fuck you killian, you singlehandedly lost the gameGG rox
>>154915409An immaculate game?
>Seattle challenging
Mariners on tilt. Season over again. gg sneks.
Fuck Apple TVFuck ManfredFuck the commissionFuck the ownersFuck the umpsAnd most importantly, fuck you!
>>154915405Tobacco is bad for you
>>154915078Holy kinorino
shame about wheeler’s ERA, but he had face a good team eventually the sanchez streak will have to come to an end as well, I see a Ohtani leadoff homer to do it
Justin Roblox
God damnit Dan you can't just leave guys in like this.
Sneksbros I admire your plate approach. All /we/ do is swing for the fences and strike out/pop out.
>>154915429Brash has been shit this outing tbqh.
Mariners where the Marquee game of the day? I think not!
I think the mariners SUCK!!
>marinaras
they’re showing AI images of players with their uniforms swapped how tasteless aren’t they worried about tarnishing the apple brand?
>>154915381Interesting point of view. I looked up Felix Hernandez"s perfect game from 2012 and it only lists Felix Hernandez's name. Shouldn't it be Dustin Ackley, Michael Saunders, John Jaso, Kyle Seager, Justin Smoak, Trayvon Robinson, Eric Thames, Brendan Ryan, and Felix Hernandez's perfect game?If I look up those other players are they going to have a perfect game listed on their resume?
>>154915418what did I do???
>>154915451Erm it lists the catcher too
>a’s>doing anything offensively top fucking kek
>>154915439You’re the one cuckwatching our game faggot
watch your own games poostonpacos
I think if the batter gets a hit it should be listed as an error insted because the pitcher made an error
>losing to the post-first half 2025 diamondbacksfaggots kek
damn niggas used to be fat as fuck
AppleTV just gave me PTSD by showing the Stairs HR off Broxton
>losing to the rockiesbruh
NUKE RALEY MAKES UP FOR IT
nobody scores on the based fernando cruz
>>154915480It’s still the first half of the season and the mariners are winning nowEat shit faggot I can’t wait til you get cancer from 9/11
>henriquez
bullpendawgbros...
I'm sorry, the dodgers just gave up on RBI single to who?
Stankeefaggots have such a boring team they’d rather watch the Mariners kek
doyerputas, we got too cocky
>>1549154952025 ended months agostill living in the past? well did you hear the news? cal flyover came 2nd to judge in mvp voting
>>154915480OH NO NO NO NO
>>154915508I thought we had it in the bag
They should have a stat called "pretty good game" for pitchers who pitch pretty good games. One step above quality start but one step below no hitter. Like 7 innings at least with 1 run or less. With a WHIP of sub 1.0. maybe a WHIP of exactly 1 is still pretty good.
>>154915510Rent free
henriquez just doesn't make sense hes throwing 102 why does he suck all the time
>>154915519that's a pretty good idea anon
>>154915517I'm indifferent. A soft cap seems like it would make everyone happy.
>>154915519It’s called a Felix 7 innings, < 3 runs, ND or loss
>>154915517Ken Rosenthal is shorter than Altuve
>>154915519>>154915532I think this is only a quality idea.
kek philthies
>>154915534>being mid is called a felix hernandezmarindoos kek
>>154915536How can you even be a man if you're under 6'?
>>154915534We try to remember the good times.
The yankees have as many relevant World Series wins as the Mariners
pages needs to assert his dominance over tucker by sexually molesting him
The Build A Latinx with a fake name has great velocity but it’s pointless if he can’t locate it
CYCLE WATCHBEN RICENEEDS A TRIPLE TO HIT FOR THE CYCLE
>>154915548kek true
>>154915550most heterosexual los angelan
>>154915548>marinsaar talking about rings when they haven’t appeared in a World Seriestop kek you don’t even have a participation trophy
imagine a franchise so desperate for relevance they cant stop thinking about the yankees lmao
>an antique store pocket watch
Let's go, Mariners.
I can't believe this nigga only cost one bust catching prospect, Jerry really did good with this one.
>>154915566better than what the d*dgers get
just hopped out of the car>on kyle tucker's errorrick monday says that tucker often takes off his glove in between pitches and he's seen in the past that his glove wasn't on when the ball crossed the plate
I swear Bobby Witt jr will go 0-4 and then gain WAR, SS war is so fake
Hope we get at least one more. That would be neat.
>>154915542Romans, vikings, samurai were all under 6 feetNapoleon was famously a manlet yet he conquered half of EuropeProblem is the modern manlet is so wrapped up in seethe and self hatred that they invite mockery. A self fulfilling prophecy
Why the fuck are you pulling Ferrer, Dan? He gave up a single that would have been an out if the shift hadn't been on. Jesus christ, why do I still watch this team?
cant even win their division without the yankees assistance
>>154915583Who's gonna walk it off for the plucky blue collar underdoggie doos? Naturally it will be a solo homer because that's all they can hit seemingly
>>154915588Muh splitsMuh matchups
>>154915583>Bryce Harper walk off in the 12th
looking good
>ohtani hitting 3 for 4 tonightEither the philthies are tipping or this is one of those things where he's shit against mediocre team pitchers but god mode against good team pitchers
>>154915595He's Eric Wedge and Lloyd McClendon combined with all the "advanced stats" Jerry can come up with, wrapped into one. And look at that, a hit.
Dodgers bullpen got this W securedBetter luck tomorrow, Filthiedelphia!
CHUCKY MCADOO
>>154915612Ump missed one tbf
Why are the stankees obsessing over my mariners again? You bums aren’t even first in your division, maybe focus on your own team for once
>>154915590you can’t even win your division
>>154915558There’s nothing gay about it. It’s how real men work out who the top dog is. Sometimes you get molested, sometimes you’re the molester. Tucker dropped the ball because feminists don’t let men be men anymore.
>>154915610Would have been kino against sanchez
>>154915601Games at LA retard
>>154915610same thing with lindor
Yaks can say what they please if they're beating up on divisional rivals tbqhfamily.
Is Bruce Hooper washed?
>>154915633kek
>>154915633if all the "fans" leave in the 7th inning, is it still a home game?
vgh
>>154915631Dodgers also avoided the Miz in Milwaukee
>>154915610Ohtani is just really good. Y’all niggas forgot.
>>154915649More like miz avoided the dodgers
>>154915630Had to rape my teacher to show him who was boss
Tanner Scott’s pitching is dirty
>>154915644tickets and parking are too expensive to leave early now. Unless you work at 7am the next day and have a 30+min drive home, you're staying
>Loser-do vs ChokeyWhat are we thinking lads
gg phillthiessee you tomorrow
>>154915659>and have a 30+min drive home
Tanner looks amazing, wtf was up with him last year?
>>154915660Sasaki is back tho
Doyers won that gamegg phils cya tomorrow
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>>154915670They need to add one more set of lanes that requires blue lights.
DOOS!
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>>154915672They literally removed a tumor from his ass
>>154915697>early
>>154915717kys
