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Go Vegas!
First for Hart
1993bros….we did it again
>caro1ina
should be a good finals
Now that's over, don't believe any sports betting website predictions or what media pundits are telling you. It's all scripted.For those wondering what's in store for this year's finals, I bring you Gary's script: a mostly recycled, redux of the 2010 Stanley Cup playoffs>In 2010, your Eastern Conference champs were the Flyers>They beat the Habs in 5 games, with 3 games of shutting them down>They also reverse swept the Bruins in the 2nd round and beat the Devils in the First Round>Today, the Canes are your Eastern Conference Champs by beating the Habs in 5 and sweeping the Sens and Flyers in the 1st and 2nd round respectively>Not perfect, but it somehow rhymes>In 2010 your Western Conference champs were the Blackhawks>They swept the Sharks in the Conference Finals>They had to first beat the Predators in 6 and then the Canucks in 6>Today, the Golden Knights are your Western Conference champs by sweeeping the Avs in the Conference Finals after beating both the Mammoths and the Ducks in 6 in the 1st and 2nd round respectively>That's quite the copy paste job here, wouldn't you say?>In 2010, The Blackhawks hid a rape scandal from the public to have their players focus on the playoffs. Today, the Golden Knights are proud to have a man acquitted of rape contribute to their playoff success>If we were to follow the script to its end, when the Blackhawks won the cup in 6 games, then it would mean the Golden Knights will win the cup, give or take 6 games.Hope you enjoy the spoilers :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdZ4M8guku8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdZ4M8guku8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdZ4M8guku8
I'M SURGING
>>154914634Yeah, no way this Montreal team got past Tampa or Buffalo without Gary greasing some palms.
gg randy!proud of my habs this year.
>Cuthbert letting the last minute of the game play out with just the crowdAmerican commentators would never.
CANES WIN!!!\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
First for Finland
>1993>1993>1993>1993>1993
>>154914623Pick your poison of boring hockeyGuess I will take Vegas because funny
anyone else just see bibi netnyahu on the canes bench?
When's the last time a team as shit as the Habs made the ECF? That was nowhere near close.
RANDY DID ITYAHOO
>>154914623KWAB
>>154914658congrats
>>154914660>1967
I miss the Panthers. These entire playoffs have been soulless.
>>154914650saved
still four more wins to go
Canadian teams have a had a combined 212 chances to win the Stanley cup since 1993 and have not won since.
>>154914623>1>9>9>3
ET LE BUUUT
Canes are now 4-0 in their last 4 conference finals games
>>154914657OMG THAT'S AMAZING!
>le jour du râteau
Why can’t Canada into hockey
so is Marty getting fired
>>154914684Panthers were the definition of soulless
For the 33rd year in Golden Knights history!
>>154914712They'd be fucking retarded to fire him, the team was borderline on even making the playoffs.
>>154914623>villain vs villain
>>154914713Absolutely wrong. Compared to these boring ass Canes, Panthers played with grit and made every game entertaining.
>>154914713_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/
And now the tranny interviews Freddie
>>154914712no, but he made some questionable roster decisions.
I can't believe the Habs got swept in 5 games.
>>154914713You mean Tampa. Panthers actually had some hype and style even though they don't have many fans.
time for my knightsies to lift lord staniel again :3c
I hate watching player interviewsjust leave them alone, manthey look so uncomfortable
>>154914657>American commentators would never be covering a team so raped it leaves them literally speechlessTrue, I reckon
Stanley Cup champion Taylor Hall.
why are canadians so bad at hockey
>>154914623This is what Gary Bettman's wet dreams look like
>>154914668Same. I want to see vegas win for the seethe
>Let's immediately try and get a sound bite about a man that literally killed himself yesterday
wellness check on habs
>>154914713just like my islanders
>>154914744>tell me how you feel after someone you loved killed themsevles
>>154914653Gary knew whoever faced Carolina was going to get run the fuck over. Might as well rig it to last the full 7 games for each series. Gary didn’t give a shit about Buffalo or Tampa. He just wanted more ticket sales, ad revenue, and hype for his product before the ECF
>ya stupid fucking midget LOL trash ass team faggot get off the ice choking bitch
Absolutely laughing at the Habs. What a pathetic performance.
>>154914755based journo despiser
>>154914747he's winning before mcdavid
NO TOUCHIE
>1993
TOUCH IT IF UR NOT GAY
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/uJMelJSwNys
women at sporting events with a microphone was a mistake.
>>154914781That’s a man
>>154914649Gary has gotten lazy
>>154914649the junior canada thing isn't in the same universe as the hawks one 99% of players have tag teamed a slut id say
>>154914657if it was any of the ESPN crews a woman would be screeching the entire time about nothingthankfully it was on TNT
>>154914766Shit slop fuck off. /hoc/ supports OC.
How come only right wing states are good at playing hockey?
I'm a caniac and it's bojangles time or something I don't know.
>>154914761Rod the Bod mogging the manlet, grim times
>be canada>lose>all the timewdtmbt
1993
>>154914658CANIACS RISE UP (｡◕‿‿◕｡)
I ask this again. Has any team won the Stanley Cup the same year their affiliate won the Calder Cup? Carolina's affiliate, Chicago, is leading the Western Conference Finals.
my canesies are heading to the finals
>>154914794sorry it's bo time and you will NOT receive your free bo berry biscuit for this sorry ass attempt
>>154914792Relax nigga
did they touch it
I promise to Randy I wil stop making relocation jokes if the Canes beat the shit out of the Knights.
>>154914793No trannies.
get me a ticket for an aeroplaneain't got time to take a fast trainmy knighties are playin' for da stanley
ALL GLORY TO GOD
WE LOVE RANDY
>Avalanche Delay Press Conference Amid Bednar Firing SpeculationKWAB
>>154914792Text completely kills any aesthetic it ever had, it makes me think you're trying to sell me chud dick pills
>>154914813nein
MIGRATE>>154913576>>154913576>>154913576
Marner and his Vegas Golden Knights will beat the canes. Pig team bad.
Simply wait until all the good teams around you become shit and hope you are still average when that comes.
>>154914806Who cares
Shant
>>154914838for me it's DAREhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uAOR6ib95kQ
>>154914838Not from SC, but I was stationed at Shaw AFB, go Canes!
>>154914793hockey is a chud sport
>since taking the job Gary has not allowed the stanley cup to leave the United StatesRaking is good honest work.
>>154914838For me it's Stanly
>>154914852your thread is shit and was made by a retard
Do you think the Habs will be back here again next season? Lots of young teams with promising cores go on a run but never make it back in following years, and considering how lucky the Habs were all playoffs...
FUCK CANADA
>>154914838a duke frat house
i used to have a young core
Congrats to laffs fans on avoiding their worst case scenario final
>>154914882No
>100 posts deep>hurrrrrrr come to this other thread guise
>can'tnada
>>154914882They shouldn't even have made it past round 1 after that dogshit game 7 against the Bolts. This is a team that lives and dies by goaltending because they've learned jackshit from the Price years.
>>154914852nah we're comfortable here
>>154914838Born in Guilford, grew up in Forsyth.
>>154914623im starting to lose interest in the nhl. it genuinely feels scripted and manipulated for "game growth"
>>154914892marner winning will be pretty embarrassing
Sweet Hurricane(rake! rake! rake!)Montreal has never choked so good(so good! x3)Habs been declined(rake! rake! rake!)To believe a drought still goes on and on and...
>>154914892Their worst case can still happen if the Golden Knights wins. Marner winning one immediately will trigger some Larry Murphy and Phil Kessel flashbacks. Especailly if he wins another afterwards.
well bros it was fun, see you next year >b-but vegas and canesyeah im not watching that shit lmao. And neither are you probably.
>>154914916hedge funds and vcs have pretty much ruined every pro sport.
>>154914927lol
>>154914916Real Canadian fans have realized that the regular season and the Presidents Trophy is the real league which is relatively free from Gary's sunbelt worshipping hands. Lots of praise to the Jets for winning last year.
>>154914892i imagine marner winning immediately after leaving will make them incredibly buttmad
ron is so salty lmao
>>154914838Huntersville, NC
I'm so fucking happy. All those years of pain, of hope thinking this was the year only to be painfully reminded you're not good enough. Kicked in the dick as a fan again and again, making you doubt the coach, your favorite players and your favorite team every single spring.The Carolina Hurricanes have finally made it back to the cup. They may not win it, but they finally made it over the hump to have a chance and after all these years this is all I can ask for. Now go and get that thing and prove yourselves.
>>154914916Yes, it is, but so is every other sport in North America Considering they are raising the salary cap for each team by about 10 million a year, they need every penny of new blood.
>1993 haha
A lot of people will be mad if vegas wins... Go Knights!
>has millions of eyes on him on monday>decides to kill himself a few days laterwhat did he mean by this?
>>154914916I feel it. WJC and iihf are more fun
>>154914951>won the cup in 2006You don't know suffering.
Your most expensive Canadien
Why couldn't the $17M D1 pairing get the job done this round?
what makes them so powerful?
>>154914951what is the psychology of someone who copy-pastes a reddit post here that isn't even bad
>>154914761rod is the kind of guy that cant hear anyone but himself speak
Zohran Mamdani cant even bench 135 pounds
>>154914959If you attended that game, you'd likely off yourself too.
>>154914986just like nuhl players lmao
Why are we just better bros?
>>154914951I'm glad they stuck together, other teams would have just fired the coach and burned it all down much sooner but they trusted him to get the job done and.are in the finals!
1993 to Infiniti
>>154914992I would give anything to get invited to a Sunbelt party.
>>154914986The /hoc/ pwhl player is way stronger than him but she's probably a huge lib too
I legitimately have no idea where carolina is on a map. I guess the east coast somewhere. wait isnt it a state not a city?
>>154914992It's fun down here!
>>154914966sure we doeveryone suffers, you just choose howyou can either suffer by grinding hard or you can suffer by failing because you didn't grind hard enough
>>154915009Why can’t your country win a Stanley cup in under 34 years?
my canesies :)
>>154914992I'm bringing the soda
>>154914831CLAP CLAP - CLAPCLAPCLAP
new hockey fan here, has a canadian team ever won a stanley cup?
thread theme:https://youtu.be/fXJc2NYwHjw?si=CF1bnHWnfaSl1Y0z
well at least i got paid for watching garyslop
>>154915033Not in recorded human history no
>>154915033>>154915040When is the last time Finland or Australia won a Stanley Cup?
>>154914992Because of Big Red and Blue Bell ice cream.
>>154915021Because Gary Bettman is a hooked nose jew.
>>154915033not since I was born
>>154915009so your coping mechanism is acting like a retard and pretending to be geographically-ignorant? How depressing.
An American team won the Grey Cup more recently than a Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup.
>>154915045Finland won last year
>>154915045We're a part of the sunbelt. Deal with it
>>154915046Love those little vanilla cups.
It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttFZciaaVEc
Hocky really runs through the Sunbelt huh?
>>154915054>Finland won last yearWhy, because Barkov is the captain? In that case a Canada is guaranteed to win a cup this year.
>>154915046>dullassSAARS
it should have been edmonton not vegasatleast then the finals would have some soul to it. now nobody will watch
>>154915072Well, we're still waiting for the moonbelt expansion teams. They'll probably win more cups than the sunbelt for sure.
>>154915079>Mildcuck still malding over the Starsies for no reasonkwab.
>>154915073No that only works for BarkovTough shit leaf :^)
>>154915081
>m-m-mildcuck m-m-malding!!!!kek. still got 'em seething weeks later.
>>154915081I will watch.More teams in the desert!
literally nobody will watch the finals but gary doesnt give a fuck because this time next year mckenna jerseys will lead the league top 10
>>154915093>No that only works for BarkovThe worst part is I know and don't even beleaf in what I'm arguing.
>have a fully healthy roster>get upset in the first roundkek
Huomenta but the opposite
>Anderson won the noose.Nice
>1993 wants to seethe nowkek.
>>154914713marchand is pure sovl
>canes finally make it to the finals>just to get raped by a rapist goalie and a guy who’s literal shitSad
>>154915082SpaceX will help grow the game in the rest of the solar system.A lunar and martian team will lift Gary's Cup before Canada.
>>154915132the mildtranny jsut admitted hes still been seething for weeks
All Canadian / American hockey players sound the same, it’s actually insane
flames should trade for the xhekajs and rempe
good morning sar here is your pizza to make you feel less sad about montreal
>>154915143Retard
>>154915124Donald trump would have tried to deport brendan if he ever watched him in the nhl
>>154915131kek
just think how many little pk subbans are going to be inspired to play in the nhl watching jalen chatfield and keegan kolesar play for a stanley cup. bravo gary.
ellen page turning into a guy cursed canada forever. you heard it here first.
Should I root for Mitch Marner or Taylor Hall?
>>154915155nigga just use ai
>>154915165jaccob slavin is the protagonist
>>154915135KNEEL
>>154915160I believe itShe not got over the crash out she had where some devs in a game she was in made her naked in a video game and hackers showed off her model body
>canadians still posting in /hoc/begone THOTs. All of >your teams have lost.
>>154915165Marner
>>154915165Marner is way funnier. Laffs media is trying to make Anderson as a former laff a story but it just doesn't hold the same weight as Marner.
>won a tnt coffee mugHere's.some >nerds or whatever the hell they're calledkek
slopdown was cancelled
it's Andersen
>>154915109McKenna jerseys will sell like hotcakes, just like Matthews jerseys. Gary should take a break next year from pushing sunbelt teams and throw the leafs a bone for all the money they bring the league
>>154915131Based and true
I an rooting for Vegas because they make redditroons seethe
So an american is guaranteed to win the olympics and the stanley cup this year :)
retarded leafs fans be like>our last 1st overall pick did nothing for us but this time it will be different!
>>154915197President Trump endorsed the Canes, though, so....
>>154915200he scored 60 goals
>>154915184They ran Marner out of town and he immediately goes to the finals.
>>154915214Couldn't score 70 kek
>>154915214How'd that work out for them?
>>154915165i hate the laffs but marner is a bitchmade faggot. taylor hall is a based retard
>>154915197welcome to the club
Marnerjeet is a pussy faggot
canada has a pretty good shot at winning the annual who fucking cares tournament if they can get through puljujarvi and his finnish powerhouse
>>154915193whyleafs are the yankees/cowboys/lakers of the NHL where the fans will watch even if the team never wins
>>154915143Canada and the a United States are like 98% the same. They should be one country
>>154915223it buck broke tampon bay for the foreseeable future
>>154915214heatley scored 50 and they moved the team four years later
>>154915197It's maximum lulz if they win it all.
canada will be back. 1993 will end. in calgary.
>>154915240No way you'll have Quebec be part of that country. They'll force every speech to be both in English and in French in order to stay in.
>>154915252holy shit
>>154915242>i-i-it did something to the other team i don't like!!!kek
damn this is going to be the last night until maybe the draft or next season that /hoc/ will clear 3+ threads in a night.
>>154915264>Alberta leaves Canada>Flames immediately win a CupMy keks would be large
>>154915252Jen
>>154915282it also confirmed the blots cups were fraudulent and worthy of a ** back to back mickey mouse cups and then they lose to the >laffs of all teams the first time there are real playoffs again.
Guys I can see the future,Gary retires and magically Canadian teams win the cup at the regular statistical pace again.
>>154915316What happens to our guy Bill Daly?
>>154915268we’ll force them to speak English!
>>154914649>things are completely different>your end prediction is "more or less" 6 gamesFuck me, you probably voted elbows up you retard
>>154914657he had a cold all game and decided to phone it in.
>>154915323can't see his future, sorry.
>>154915326Just like you did with all the Spanish speakers?
Another year of humiliation for Canadian teams lmao
>>154915312
>>154915312if you worked for kalshi what are you expecting the final line on him citing this event when he leaves her as a single mother
>>154915369really are plebbit: the team lmao
1993 lives another year
I'm looking at the fact that either Mitch Marner or Taylor Hall are going to lead a team to the Stanley Cup. And neither are Canadian. Insane
Neither team touched the conference trophy making it fucking pointless.>One of you retards aren't winning the cup
>>154915353Yes!!!
>>154915382That wasn't obvious as fuck when they were seething about the Canesfederacy shit?
Who's getting sent packing in Montreal after this atrocity?
>>154915385Yea but Leafs wont get upset if Taylor Hall wins so it has to be Marner
>>154915170
>>154915408Suzuki
maybe Habs should get rid of their stupid rule where the coach and GM need to be french-canadian to have the job? Imagine any other job having that requirement.
>>154915331>He thinks it's a prediction and not an postulateI'm pretty sure you're the one who did vote for the banker, retard
>>154915432that would just lead to another riot
>>154915432nah not hiring your wendys owner
Mike Babcock could lead the habs to a cup
>>154915448Montreal, Toronto, and Vancouver are world class cities.
>>154915469but they get cold
>>154915448Why can't the sunbelt have their own kids to be hockey players instead? They have time for football, baseball and basketball but not hockey?
regardless of the outcome i just hope the league talks alot about PRIDE seeing as the finals will take place in their entirety in the month of june
>199333 years. Soon to be 34.Actually 1/3 of a century is crazyThe Dallas Cowboys have won a superbowl more recently
>Montreal>Toronto>Vancouver
>Shannon openly telling Habs fans they were delusionalDamn
vindicated. carolina is just that good.
>>154915485watching hockey is all they have left since their alabamas and georgias have been exposed as frauds in college football by osu or indiana
weird thing to say as a canadian considering youre watching our sports since your teams are trash. cmtsu
>>154915511SEC starters on NIL deals are making more money than almost everybody in the NHL. you need to buy more jerseys or your teams moving to tuscaloosa
>stank oven
>>154915538Tuscaloosa Canadiens rolls off the tongue well
>>154915524What sports? There's the NHL, the CFL, Curling, the occasional soccer games, F1 races...Oh, you mean Nascar? Yeah, that's fine, I guess. If only the France family were not a bunch of retards at times.
WE WON AMERIBROS
>loses to northern yankees in handegg>loses to dominicans in boreball>well at least i still have hockeylmao
>>154915485no arenas and no culture of growing up playing on frozen lakes or outdoor rinks.
>Yeah well you are mediocre at college football, how about that buckoPierre is dipping into uncharted cope territory here, let's see where it leads.
you can tell its cutting deep when he cant even you me thanks for the concession
>canadians really think they got some gotchas just because they're reduced to being in the cuck chair in sportslollmao even always next year champ
>>154915369homophobia has NO place in hockey, the league needs to investigate this
>>154915578enough about sports fans from texas thougheverbeit
we'll see who does better in the world cup.
>buh buh buh your teams only allowed to be 44% american >buh buh we gotta americanize the rules to alienate 90% of our 98% canadian fan base genuinely dropping the cfl next season. i talk alot of shit about .500 teams making the playoffs here but a league where 8 of the 9 teams are in the postseason is a fucking joke
Reminder Canada had to cheat at curling to get gold, kwabs.
>>154915505KWAB
>>154915604My city is hosting some games! Very exciting.
>muh canesliterally slewptwalked to the final. now they play a real team that btfo the predditents trophy winner
Buddy buddy Canada will be cricket super power in 2050
>>154915628My Indians are better than your Indians, faggot
Soon
>>154915621vegas is the true underdogs story. let's fucking go knighties
>>154915638See you on the pitch my friend
93 til fucking infinityhttps://youtu.be/fXJc2NYwHjw?si=QawiBuVKbgKX6Bf7
I don't watch hockey games but do Canadians teams like losing 6-1 in the playoffs or something?
>>154915643
>Andersen vs MarnerLaffs win anyway
>>154915651yeah they dont like hockey anymore (this is a lie btw they shit and piss themselves at being cupless)
in america they charge junior college stars or anybody with a saturday to kill and a dream 100$ to workout in front of a team of disinterested cfl scouts
ok
>>154915673wait, wait, wait, you're telling me you need to PAY to be scouted by the clown football league?
Excited for Bulju vs Crosby tonight lads
rod brindamours son will never see another nhl game.
>>154915698clown football league? nah the cuck is talking about competitive fortnite league
>>154915698no. its just something they do. i was just reading an interview with someone that got a camp invite this season off of one and he said he tried two other teams before and it seemed more like they needed the 100$ than to find players
>>154915721Same with Adam Foote's son.
>>154915726jon gruden likes the cfl.
I think we need Roy to come backMSL is good, I dont have any thing against him, I know he's doing his best.. but we need our old chief to win the cup. Call ROY back in. What they are waiting? I think Tremblay made a big mistake in 1996.Edit: c'mon at this point... What we have to loose? Edit2: why all the hate against him? You dont remember 86- 93? He won 4 stanley cup, I think he deserve it. I remember watching him against los angeles. Edit3: whats the age of this sub 10-30?
>>154915369sounds like canes have some based fans
>>154915791Now these are the sorts of retard takes post-elimination redditposts should be.
>>154915726I can take all the "1993" shitposts but don't you dare disgrace the CFL like that. It's a great league that's remained truer to the game of football than the NFL ever has.
my local pizzeria has a pizza called "rod" :)
Gary destroyed Canada
>>154915823are there pineapples on it?
>>154915810I hope this particular reddit guy gets exactly what he wants
>>154915834And that's a good thing!
>>154915838no
>>154915791we call those roys now
canes fans still don't attend
>>154915834Gary was in charge of unchecked mass immigration?
>>154915834gary was in charge of hiring people at singh hortons?
thanks gary
>>154915834Based
i keep having nightmares about a world where people actually do get chipped and depending on your constantly evolving personality profile each tv viewer will get personalized in-game board ads
Why didn’t Claude just use a suicide pod
Thoughts on zooptopia 2
>>154915935I fear we're already there as I only get ads for nicorette, ozempic, and beer during games.
>>154915935I will simply convince my corporate overlords I'm a woman that wants titty implants so the boards will be filled with giant boobs.Submit to the system to game the system.
>>154915935My personality profile hasn't evolved
>>154915935the gay part is having to watch commercials for sportbooks that have limited me. if they didnt want my business they shouldnt have been so aggressive in targeting me.
guys if you knew you wre gonna die at 60 like claude lemieux would you live life any differently?
>>154915949not as good as the first but still a watch
Who deserves a cup the most? For me, it's Taylor Hall.
JWU did canada win
>>154915972have you considered being the guy that always wears a jersey or what youll be eating during intermission?
>>154915987Brent Burns
>>154915987Carter Hart. To have been put through hell and come out of it with a Stanley Cup would mean a lot, not just to him but all his eskimo brothers.
finna scoop up some mint chocolate ice cream bros
>>154916001Would never happen. It would be based as hell but the backlash would be too much and that means less money for Gary the Jew
>>154915949heard it's ok but haven't watched it yet
For me it's Young Washington
>>154915987hertl :)
>>154916026Garys throwing the chuds one now before next season when the gay hockey show starts lecturing them on consent
In a way buffalo sabres are still going to the cup
>>154915506my sennies were the least raped of the raped :)
>>154916042
>>154916061At least Philly managed to win something before being raped.
the idea that gary could make an expansion team into a contender every three or four years in perpetuity so every time "your" player wins a cup you buy their new jersey is kind of funny to me
cool cope. your teams still shit thoeverbeit
THE HURRICANES ARE RIGHTFUL HARTFORD BLOODFUCK YOU GARY
>>154916089The best part about being a Sharks fans is that I never need to buy a new jersey because all of the players I gave a shit about won absolutely nothing anywhere they went.
I never buy new jerseys of players because /hoc/ told me it was cucked to wear another mans name on your back.
>wearing another man's name on your backi shiggy
>>154915996Too soon bro...
What if the player shares my last name
>>154916138True, I just lay on my back for another man
thread themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tHnA94-hTC8
>>154916161based canes fan
I really wanna keep posting this meme.But I really don't want the Knights to win either.
I am a Caniac and it's Bo time
i'm rooting for carter hart and the rape train
>>154916182Consider this, you aren't rooting for the Golden Showers, you're rooting for Toronto to become a laughing stock.
>>154916182wtf why the knights rule
>team with like 2 home wins and 13 shots a game came close to making a finalgrim
>>154916198Excellent post. Best one in the last 3 posts
>>154916204Become...?
>>154916204I don't hate this idea...
>>154916229But he did do something. Needs to be swapped for McDavid
>>154916229
Giving Hart my blessings to rape the redditcanes (with consent ofc) :D
>not a single finn in the golden knightsWhen will they learn? You don't win with no finns.
>>154916204fr*nch canadians will watch the finals under these pretenses
>>154916309thank god we don't have any of those retards no offense
>>154916315I'm on the west coast watching the finals under those pretenses.
I'm glad I am not an eastern canadian, especially a fr*nch one
do you anons tie down your fighting strap when you wear your jerseys to games too?
>>154915559kek this, inside they're all seething about B1G dominance
ITS TOO FUCKING HOT
>>154916364You can't dismiss TV ratings when the entire purpose of the sunbelts existence is to grow the game.
>>154915935I've poisoned and spread misinformation about myself so much that personalized ads thinks i'm 3 different people
Hi, remember me guys?
>>154916389No
>trannies still seething about college nigball ratingsdamn, anyways
>>154916379I bet this shit does absolute numbers on r/hockey and Canesfederacy sub (in the negatives)
>>154916407college basketball?
>>1549163691993
>>154914623What a soulless ass finalNot interested in the slightest
Imagine an all-Canadian final
>>154916468>>154916462
>>154916462KWAB
>>154916468How can one imagine a square circle?
>>154916473would be the complete opposite of soulless.
>>154916468could've had one in '93 if not for refpuck and Gary needing Gretzky in the finals
>>154916417>CanesfederacyI liek this
>>154916480based retard that's what we call the ring in the fed
>>154916488Any series with Canada in it is soulless garbage. Habs and Soilers were proof
>>154916502>loser franchise picks an identity of the 1800s kwabotc based
>>154916566Sad
>nigga forgot senaturds were in the ploffs>also played reddits teamhmmmmm
>>154916480Well, if you spin the square on its centre fast enough, you will see the circle and realize you had enough booze for the day.
I'm never gonna see the cup return home in my lifetime at this rate.
>>154916566happy
>>154916566good think I'll be watching none of those games.Thanks Gary
>>154916566How is the scheduling done? Why did the randys get home ice first
>>154916603okay samir see ya in september bud
>>154916607BASED casual retardbro
>>154916603Bye Samir. Remember to not shit in the streets.
>>154916566unironically better than last year. kitties were okay but the soilers can meat my freshly makar'd hole
>>154916625Okay but answer the question retard
>>154916566only 19 more days of hokkei
>>154916406carter hart will rape this pig
>>154916618>>154916627I just said i won't be watching. I'll continue to post here though
>>154916640Draft day and Free Agency are more fun than the finals.
>>154916649No. You're leaving. Gtfo of this thread. No life faggot.
>lmao when will you stupid goyim learn that the playoffs are MY time>MY efforts>MY will >MY directiveYour lives do not matter to me goyim. I WILL sell my product to retards in the southern united states and you'll watch anyways because you are hockey obsessed goyim that will watch no matter what
won't and didn't read any of that shit
>>154916672You wouldn't understand anyways.
>>154916675No, it's easy to understand Canadain seething.
>>154916659ok I'll pretend to leave. Good Night
just ordered a macbook air
>>154916658Yeah because your teams actually now have a purpose. You are excited to see who your team picks up for false hope when in reality they're just there to develop so gary can send them south when he wants a team to win a cup. Oh but don't worry you'll be compensated with draft picks :^)
Cater hart will win the conn smythe, dedicating it to a free Alberta
>>154916698This
>>154916697the flames won the trade bud
>>154916698Welcome home, 51st state
>>154916695congrats, does your boyfriend know you eat cock
>>154916726take that one back to the workshop lad it still has some rough edges
>>154916698Gary would never give it to that scum
>>154916726>poorfaggrim. everyone you text makes fun of you btw.
>>154916693>ok I'll pretend to leaveDo you just sleep on your computer desk, Samir?
>>154916695>>154916746>Macfag ittUh oh. Retard alert. Retard alert.
>>154916746>green text bubble
>>154916743>>154916746>"h-h-ha that didnt p-phase me">makes no u ahh postkek
>>154916748sorry, i left so I can't reply
A Canadian team will not win the Stanley Cup in my lifetime. And I will live to be 106.
>>154916718The Flames win every trade you all know this conny cooks like no man has ever cooked before
>>154916746>>154916759
>>154916799me on the left
>>154916775If anon has a boyfriend, of course he knows anon loves cock. Think your posts through, anon.
Gary hired 32IQ pajeets to code his website again.
Habs Avs final would;ve been kino
>>154916827UH OH HARTBROS
>>154916813cant even shitpost in piece smfdh
Hey guys>1993
>>154916827>ME FOOKIN POINTS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRYYY
>>154916870not much fan fare for 1993 this year cause canadian teams didnt even try
>>154916870based. have u seen the pyramids
>>154916870Oh come on, you people don't even play hockey.
reminder
>>154916885Gary jews you once again.. is anybody surprised? I'm not, Gary taking all the points for himself, not leaving it for the true illumined chosen such as myself who knows everything about his plans. He's very angry that I know his shtick.
>>154916890They haven't tried since Gary's minstrel show. inb5 but muh iihf!!!!
>>154916933kek
>>154916935Get off the computer, Samir
>>154916935was told you were outta here please keep your promise
Samir can't get off his computer chair, as he's too fat.
>>154916468the flames beat the canadiens in 1989 and the picture won the pulitzer prize picture of the year
>>154915135It really do be like that sometimes
>>154916379the canes are not at all southern
>>154916964I don't know who you heard that from. Until Gary gives my team a cup I am never leaving.
>>154916995
>>154917009So you'll die a sad, jobless loser. Ok.
Better question is why you retards still insist on replying to Samir to begin with
>>154917015projecting is bad for youbut you wouldnt know any better you're just a retarded leaf, i bet you actually thought canada had a chance this year
Whoever's making the next thread please make it good and not gay.
sharks thread next
>>154917084sharks fans are cancer tho
>>154917098surely they can't all be fagsoh misread that carry on
Can you guys stop shitting up the board now? There's cricket to discuss.
Claude Lemieux was right, anyone who likes hockey should kys themselves at a finals this anti hockey
>>154917098
>>154917124Who asked, britbong?Do you even have a license to post on 4chan?
calm down you'll pull your hamstring again mate
>team with the biggest fanbase gets the most games played for revenueThis shit manufactured right bros ?Anyway this is a Hall vs Marner finale
It's already over isn't it
I told you guys Matheson didn't want any more pizza
>>154917206Why do troons pick the dumbest names
cons: my habbies got shit onI'm sadpros:my girlfriend got me this
>>154917206canesfederacy also has a rapist in their team? wtf they just a bit more based
Don’t let numales forget that Jordan staal is a god fearing chud who hates faggots
The canesfederacy thing is going to be hilarious when they lose just like their heroes
>>154917348i mean id rather see copeys knights win anyway but canesfederacy thing is making trannies and redditors seethe
>>154917348I never understood why many southerns were proud of breeding blahpipo at an industrial scale
skoda cup today
>>154917383the what
>>154917387worlds!
>>154917383I dream of winning the all star game. Fuck the Cup and Olympics
>>154917408oh wait are you talking about the tournament full of losers that aren't still playing for the stanley cup?
Recycle: >>154913576>>154913576>>154913576
>>154917206>have public trial>it’s swept under the rug\
>>154917364both teams are making them seethe. heated rivalry homos are getting a reality check right now.
>>154916920Neither do you mr lost to the USA 5 times straight (soon to be 6)
>>154917579you didn't answer my questions about the pyramids you dick head
>>154915935Already happening.
