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shit thread
post the pav heem you lazy bum
*enters thread*
just wait till he enter ssj3
This morning's card?I'll give it 6/10. Not the highest drawer, but only 3 ddecisions, and some tomfoolery involving a bucket.
>>154927714also the obvious sell from Figgy really hurt the main event.
After sitting for a while, due to the weight of my bulk, I sometimes get quite bad pins and needles in my legs and feet. But let me tell you: I never flounder and flop about like you sometimes see UFC fighters do after getting kicked on a nerve or something similar. I always chuckle whilst meditating through my pins and needles, thinking about how much better I handle it than those UFC "fighters."Admittedly, one time, after I had been sitting for quite a while (I had ordered two Big Macs, three Filet-O-Fish, and two giant boxes of Chicken McNuggets, with the complimentary fries and soft drinks, of course — and it took me a long time to finish it all, having already dined twice earlier that day), I tried to get to my feet to leave. But I had such a sudden and profound attack of the tingles that I was rendered immobile on the floor for some unknown time. Even when gaining my feet, I could only exit the restaurant with the help of the staff, who fortunately knew me well and flocked to assist me in my travails. Aside from that one time, however, I have never, NEVER, treated pins and needles like some big calamity the way UFC "fighters" do. Some of us are made of tougher stuff.
>White roses symbolize purity, innocence, and new beginnings.Half a lunar cycle until we enter the Gaethje era.
>>154927774Oh for sure the guy who just barely beat THE Montel Jackson by running for the entire last round was just PRIMED to beat Song Yadong.
When will heem be able to take over half the catalog like soccer?
vagina and having sex
I’m starting a new promotion, BNR: Butt Nekkid Rasslin’. Who wants to fight for the first HW belt?
>>154927852250 will probably be all over the catalog
>>154927980Finland vs Brazil, book it now
>>154928016lol
>>154927835>Wallahi this retard be lyin
4 bings knuckggastillbeast fight night
A white rose for Gaethje at the white house
>>154928324when
>>154928324fuck off retard
Till is genuinely going to hurt this guy badly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tcOgvFZPF4kWEARELLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEEE
>>154927499is that a V for Vendetta reference?
>>154928625there's no need to split the threads + your thread is fucking retarded
>>154927865A symbolic parting gift for Gaethje, as The Great El Matador de Leyenda embarks on a new beginning at Welterweight. An honor for Gaethje, that guy's so tough. He is a legend in his own right! Just like Islam Makhachev and Khabib said: >You can't be real champ unless beat Justin Gaethje. Real fight for legacy brazza.Chills...
>heem hates it>box hates ituhhhh is knuck based?
>>154928718We love knuck here thoughbeit.
>>154928324Nah I'll watch but I'm staying here. Plus the majority of /knuck/ threads are just one guy (you)ing himself with le KNUCK posts. Pretty gay no thanks.
>>154928698Wtf I thought it was Charles in the bottom panel
is that so
>>154928809i will sow my balls across your forehead if you are not careful
>the bkfc squared circle>it's a circular circle
rebecca should leave michael it is time and my bed has space
Gaethje is innocence and purity, he doesn't mingle with women instead stays inddors and trains, his era will unfold
tattoos is fucking done alreadyone solid uppercut will finish it
Gonna watch knuck, but refuse to use that thread.
>>154929031go post on twitter spergy
no one asked
It's over already
>>154929088based
>>154929244James Bond villain arc?
How much is BKFC paying this intern
>>154929343it's the same mentally ill freak that kept getting jannied for making threads of buffalos killing each othertalks to himself for months on end unironically
>>154929521just to correct you most the buffalo survived
KNUCK IF YOU BUCK>crime mob ho
how much do knuck fighters get paid? Is it really worth it to get this fucked up every fight?
FAT GUY FIGHT NEXT!!!YES YES YES YES
>>154929731>>154929779you're not well mate
buffalo heems are basedbroke ass janny bitches KYS
KASEEEEEEEEEEEM SALEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>154929851Scotland's favorite son
me vs unpaid janitors
there is essentially no difference between friday fights and /buff/
TOE THE LINE
OHHHHH HE'S JABBIN HIM WITH THE LEFT REALLY GOOD, 90 MORE OF THOSE AND SOMETHING COULD HAPPEN
saleem gassy
>>154929972If the Scot, who has evolved in that environment, finds it difficult, someone with foreign blood will really struggle
>>154930062they eat deep fried mars barsi am not lying
>>154930123saleem is more likely to be cooking them than eating them
KNUCK STOPPY
>>154930123We must put the Scot back on a porridge and haggis diet, for their own good.
Aaron "Lymph Nodes" Chalmers
THE OLD FUCKER DID ITGRAMPS IS BACK
HEEM SALEEEEEEMEED
lol doo got CRACKED
BKFC Espoo III
if he trained ufc he would be a muuuueeeenster
Gaethje has german-mexican power, the world has only withnessed this once with War Machine, we will see it again
Got smashed on scotch and passed out after a cigMissed the comain and main, still not a bad card tho
only 2 free fights? feldman slacking
>still letting slaveski fightYIKES
>toilet till
>>154930756GODlia would heem every one of these bums. Kek.. Or he would heem the other 2 easily since he already heemed Max and Shartles, sad as it may be..Chills...
KINOpuria cannot lose
>>154931685
Dricus by falling piano
sean r strickland
>>154931685Garth was merely 25 in that webm, barely knew what footwork was, he is no longer that brawler but a tiger
Sean "RapedKhamzat" Strickland
ETA until tillbeast knucks the poof dead?
>>154930640little bit somali ridden kotka or lahti would be better
Topuria has just finished gender affirming surgery. He is now ready to fight.
lawrence "rapedsean" strickland
bad bad memories coming up for sean strickland with fathers day just around the corner
Flawless Song big dong Yadong victory.
Justin Gaethje will fall in front of Donald J. Trump, president of the United States of America. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Combat sports is a what have you done for me lately world and China won the most recent UFC fight so they are world champs for a week
>>154933282Yup, makes sense
>It's time for everyone to get drunk and yell dumb shit again edition. Oh shit... here we go again. Kek!
Rest in peace my granny she git hit by a bazooka!
>craft beer
God these guys suck. Knuck sucks.
Knuck is a freakshow promotion. I only ever watch the fights with washed up ufc alumni
post it
>>154933922
>UFC card on the fucking white house lawn this month >Page three It's over
>>154933999>No stakes>no anglo cans being fed to Americans when it's supposed to be about independence>Gane and Hokkit are the stars of the card
Explain the Hilz physique to me
When toilet till fight
each victorious fighter will be touched on the shoulder by Donnie's dung diaper
Jones vs Aspinal should have been the real main eventg and Hokkit vs Louie sutherland in the co main
>>154934118>>Gane and Hokkit are the stars of the cardtopuria and pereira are the biggest stars in the ufc
Jon has only himself to blame for not being on the card.
ufc wants stars without having stars. what dana really wants is people agreeing to take contender series fights under the condition they use ring names like John Apex or Jack Octagon
Jones vs TomHokkit vs SutherlandMax vs PaddyStrickland vs RobBuckley vs edwardsChandler vs unranked british can
i am so high rn
What if Justin wins?
>>154934623how did you get in here we already have a brazil problem did one of them let you in
>>154934623*when justin wins
>shart house card>main and co main event features only ONE American
mfw /sp/ heemed by fütball hysteria
TFW Justin is actually Mexican
yjk it was one of the monkeys >>154934709duh it's the jon jones of sports
last canadian champ was a french canadian
>>154934688I'm a fren.
talmbout french germans b
Just came to inform that Kanada has been beaten.
>>154934990khyl
england is like the tony blair mr bean of mmajones is like the goat
the g stands for gayest
@LukeThomas? Subscribed.@LukeThomasGetsPolitical? Subscribed.@MorningKombat? Subscribed.
Ilia and his roses are so fucking badass it's like something out of a anime
sean g r strickland
i would really like to have sex with a canadian i think it would be very nice
CHAMPSHITONLY
>>154935337
Same but alexa grasso
How to delete image fuck
It's Sabbath you goys fuck off the Internet
this nigfa got the iPhone 7
I wish my boy figurado didnt just get slimed out by song ya dong earlier.
Finna take my bitch to Wendy's
till should be fighting for the belt
>>154897532they won
imagine if grasso had a cute canadian accent and could skate so we could go to the rink and have a nice hot cocoa after
15 days until Gane fights.
a man can dream
what's fairy up to
>>154935639
What if Gane doesn't fight in 15 days?
>Toilet isn't a big enough name to headline a Burger King Fighting Championship cardGrim.
Gane is a concept, you can't beat a concept
Remember when that doo from Japan proved he was in Japan and served that Britmong? Dat was crazy
*conceptually heems you*
>>154935799*wins via abstractions*
Mmm. Ahaha.
*enters the thread*
>>154935778i must have missed it
ballboyz we are so fucking BACK
>>154935885based ref with the knee heem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le1xOoPOp88Boxing is live.
>>154936026damn, ref thrust his hips into that knee as well
>>154936133wrong thread mate
>>154931685based underground king poster
>>154936158i thought a knee to a downed opponent was a dqrefs are above the law
Gane is arguably one of the worst stylistic matchups for Pereira at heavyweight. Known for his "lightweight-like" fluid footwork and elite distance management, "Bon Gamin" is expected to use lateral movement and potentially grappling to counter Pereira's famed knockout power.
>>154936206>dqworst case, ref gives himself a point reductionlowkey a high IQ MMA moment
He should be the champ right now.I hate asspainall
>>154936422Damn maybe Pavlovich shouldn't have gotten knocked the fuck out if he wanted the mickey mouse belt
>>154936422Simply not Soviet enough.
>>154932313>b-buhbuhbuhbuh
Till on soon
when does gathe get bj penn disorder? what does kalshi have it at?
StrickGOAT turned the Borz Khumshart into a furryfag...
>>154936514>bj penn disorderqrd?
>>154936570He claims the government abducted his mother and replaced her with a replicant
Did this doo really name himself the cockroach
Smiff subbed Petrino and then lost to Zhang
Aspinal has fought 3 time in 4 years and his last fight he fell to his knees and cried in the middle of the octagon instead of fighting. I hate him. He doesnt even ha e a fight booked because he injured his eyelid. I hate him I hate him I hate him. I dont blame dana. Fuck tom aspinal.
Till on next
>>154936678gonna cry?
>>154936570
>>154936701Im not tom
Anon will fall in the next thread. I have a special reply just for him...
TILL TIME>TILL TIMETILL TIME>TILL TIMETILL TIME>TILL TIME
>>154936600I think Trevor has Justin focused on his training, instead of losing him into the rabbit holes Bryce Mitchell, Tony Ferg and BJ penn are diving into
>>154936570https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capgras_delusionBJ has this
>>154936704It ain't about the money it's about the money
>>154936742Tony's fine. He speaks perfectly clear, unlike Garth. He's always been a weird guy since TUF. He simply has schizophrenia and the pandemic reinforced his schizophrenic delusions about the end of the world.
And I thought the UFCs pacing was bad
Greg hardy got knocked out by some Eastern European can on the regional scenehttps://x.com/PTrbusek/status/2060846801339437546
>>154936678he fights less than ngannou. francis is taking a dive and despaigne will claim the world heavyweight championship lineage and that will be what sells mma to negflix
CAM ON TILL KNOCK ‘IM OUT YEA
>>154936858he also missed weight by 26lbs
BKFC's gotta get rid of the blk unc commentator. I can't take it anymore. He's the worst. We get it, the fighter should use he jab mo'. They jab is GOD. The Jab is life. He win cuh he u he jayab. He lose cuh hea aint use he jayub. FUCK SAKE
lets go tillbros
fcuking KINO walkout are till
>bareknucklewhen you're too shit for boxing, mma, muay thai and kickboxing
norwood reaper has claimed another..
>>154936888must be a lot of swedes in bare knuckle
uh ohhhhh stinky
Till bros…
>>154936871*jabs you* *wins*heh, maybe you should have listened to unc
lawrence jabbed seans backside i fear
>>154936906believe it or not - all brits.
LETS GO TILL BROS
TillGOD
>toilet till KNUCKED
KNUUUUUUUUUUUUCKED
>>154936954Dicey dicey
are till is ready for the title shot dana
Mayweather couldn't heem this guy in 24 minutes. Till just needed a bit over 2. Levels.
bkfc is a chess match. if you give up the king you lose your head
THAT'S ME IN THE CORNERTHAT'S ME ON THE CAN-VASLOSING BY SUBMISSIOOOOOOON
I thought that I felt you tappingI thought that I heard you screamI think I thought I saw you cry
>>154936871>blk unc commentator.???
Arsenal lost to Gane apparently
>>154937029Consider this, consider thisThe heem of the centuryConsider this
You ARE watching from the official BKFC App right?
business idea: toiletries by Till, Darren Till.
knuck >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pillowtap
doo is toast
till might be the only man that can stop strickland
>>154937200his knees fucked beyond repair, he can't handle mma anymorelet him get the bag in bkfc, he can be champ right now
>"Till might be the onl"- ACK
Rogan says that it's good for MMA that there are more organizations so the fighters can get better paid but if let's say that MVP starts paying much more to fighters and fighters start leaving the UFC to go to that new organization, that doesn't sound good for the organization he currently works in. Do you think MVP is going to grow or not?
Rico franco gotta be a pikey, looking like that, fighting like that and named that. PIKEY
>morocco
>>154937265Newsflash retard jake paul isnt standing up to palantir
>>154937265>competition is a bad thingfranco turned the average chorizo into a dribbling retard i fear
woke up to see till heem heem the meng and bun a zoot later fellas
>>154937265MVPs model is just signing former ufc stars. They're dependent on the ufc for establishing the name and by the time that name is established the ufc is likely to already have them locked into multi fight deals
poor little lanklet... poor poor little lanklet...
>>154937321That is the situation now because they are starting but maybe in a few years if they continue to have successful events they can start signing young fighters too.
>>154937322In pillowtap this would have been stopped before the first knockdown
>>154937322He beat the absolute fuck out of him. The crazy thing is there are psychos on every council estate that are built for bkfc. Absolute bums with no technique, chinny and willing to scrap for cheap. Sad really.
the spagnola is seriously saying that competition is a bad thing it has to be dana on a vpn or an algerian migrant no human is this fucking stupid
eat da punpun he says
>>154937265MVP can make the fights the UFC isn't willing to make for instance Jon vs Ngannou, gooby vs Nate, that's their edge
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ngShBrOurKYpost em
Think she regrets giving it up to DC given what a fat nothing he has become?
DCs thing is just not being the guy. Not the guy in the Jones ordeal. Not the guy with Chael. Not the guy with Islam or Khabib. Certainly not the guy with Rogan. You're the guy with Michael Bisping? You're the guy when the other guy has one eye? You're the guy when the other guy is British?
>>154937497Sure she sinks a few happy days and stops caring
Every till loss except whittaker has aged really well
>>154937497DC isn't interested in sekkss, he is interested in a potential perfect footlong meatball marinara
cba to get paper so heemed in a tiramisu cup
>>154937402>Council EstateDon't know what that is broster, maybe there's still castle kingdoms or council lords in the UK or something? But yeah, that was a beatdown.
>>154937497What Shavkat sees in his dreams
>>154936475
>>154937497
your whole thing is being the next Conor and then Conor comes back. How do you react without seeming mad? Demand a win at the White House
>>154937909Poor shartles.... There's always the fake bmf title I guess.... Poor shartles....
Wait if I understood correctly Till has never fully repaired his knee.
>badass is when you can have a mans back for 25 minutes and still take him for another roundUFC optics nuke. BrandRisk at the Apex tier slop. Semen slurping sport
>>154937962this made the entirety of reddit and heem turn foam at the mouth revved. feral, even
Yeah I got an real cack on me all right
Kape champ by eoy
putting the pieces together
Fake ones only coem to weem during events. Real oens post irregardless. Food for thought.
>>154938360I don't watch any events and post on heem
>>154938111kek no, no one likes little charles
>>154938565Instagram does (they never watch him fight)
>>154938128Brother this is haram you are supposed to hoverhand
gaychee by enchanted dookie blast
Did Colby kiss the wall?
>>154938856Really unpleasant post
>>154938824It's ok bappa, that's his wife
Make the music with your moouuth bitch
Trugg walg
Say it like it is, nate!
A wizard is never late Mijo Baggins, he arrives precisely when he means to. -Master Gaychdalf
>>154939305WHAT UP BITH>gets TKO'd
RAF is good but i hate how i heemed ufc bjj, not one ufc figther on ufc bjj but tons on RAFWhy is dana letting them wrestle but not have some ufc bjj matches?
>dana decides to have a card at 7:00am>now i have nothing to watch and drink tothanks a lot, I hope rigging one win for Song Dong was worth it. Fuck you Dana
Also wrestling is way gayer than bjj they are half nakedAlso they cant guardpull in ufcbjj that makes it manly
>>154939603I think Arman is such a retarded hothead Dana is done even fucking bothering with him, is he even booked for a UFC fight this year? He's off doing appearances at space mountain and shit for tiktok
>>154939658I think dana hates him and arman only wants the tittle fight, he can fight near the end of the year or in 2027But its not only him on RAF tonight its merab arman colby gable, but no ufc figther on ufc bjj
>>154939734I wish it was more public, we haven't had a good public Danuh feud in a coon's age
Without the Fertittas to reign him in with their Italian powers Dana has evolved into the ultimate bald goof
>>154939815Thats cause he old the feuds dont escalate, young dana would of accepted the boxing fight with eddie hearn and that was like 2 months ago i think
>>154939632
the kimbo saga was pretty cool even though kimbo himself was dog shit, every other week Dana was losing his mind over some carnie promoter and threatening to geld Kimbo and his entire family. Then Kimbo goes on TUF, A HEAVYWEIGHT SEASON! This is gonna be dimes right? Roy Nelson, Big Brown, heavy hitters. It was total shit, Kimbo got dominated then just hung around the house being a retard poet and when given the chance to fight again said muh knees hurt, what a fucking bum
also the TUF hw season was a really good example of the hw division overall, its just fat fucking unathletic bums. The moment they can find someone that can tie their shoes they win a belt in that division
>bitch about crotchsniff and wrestlefuck in UFC>willingly watching a promotion were they only crotchsniff and wrestlefuckwhy do this to yourself?
>>154940052who are you talking to?
heem will never move this quick again
>>154940116these dorks>>154939603>>154939647
>>154940125You have no idea what’s coming.
guys Iran agreed to the deal they are the proud new owners of two warehouses worth of reebok fight kits
>>154940048Poatan look sleepy, he is thinking if he left the stove one while Gane is theorizing about concepts never seen or heard of before
Gane discovered the singularity of orb manipulation I triumphantly proclaim
Genius. Greatness. Gane.
Justin will win.
Everybody saying how Alex Pierrera going up 3 weight classes is so crazy well I gained 35lbs too and nobody gave a shit
>Everybody saying how Alex Pierrera going up 3 weight classes is so crazy well I gained 35lbs too and nobody gave a shit
Gane may grapple, there is no ego, there is nothing to prove
Do you think Gane has accounted for Poatan's BBL in his calculations?
>tom wants to box
>>154940151I never complain about grappling you fucking retard i watch bjj and wrestling
Gane is always 9 steps a head of us. The loss to Francis was planned it was his warm up.
The Monster in the Mirror.
>>154941297He predicted the White House card a decade ago while reflecting on Rousseau.
weidman is schooling colby
>Tom's boxing future
Chris Whiteman
Total colbbc humiliation
oh nonono, was Colby...?
So part of wrestling is literally lay flat on your belly and let another man mount you?
>>154941557YOU SUCK
Why is Chris getting coached by that feminine voiced twink?
>>154941481YOU SUCK
Arman vs Colby is unironically more worthy of a title fight than Ilia vs Justin
>Zogmutts required to meet non-FAT ASS requirements to get a ticket>Zogmutts required to pay for their own transportation and hotel>Zogmutts must PROVE they are real UFC fans to get a ticketkek
>>154939915He was a good street fighter, not a professional MMA fighter. He also started too old to train MMA. Nobody really thought he was going to be a champion or anything. He was there to promote the UFC on the internet.
>>154942151I knew he was just a gimmick after GANNON THE CANNON humbled his ass in the basement of a crackhouse
>tfw colby wins
Who is the Victor Wembanyama of mma?
Daily Jake Shields https://xcancel.com/jakeshieldsajj/status/2060820531189109035#m
>struggles look at those seething marxists
Will he follow the same game plan this time?Conor is stronger than Max. Better to take him down because Max is faster with the punches.
>>154942377Weidman is a big guy tho he's pretty much a LHW when hes not cutting
>>154942403Conors only chance is finishing Max in the first two rounds. After that its over.
>>154942403
Gane plan.
>I love you guysJon saying that is more scary than an active shooter in the building
How do I tell casuals who don't know shit about mma that josh van or valentina schevchenko could beat the shit out of this guy in a street fight
>>154942403This fight is hard to pinpoint, i think you should wait until we see Max's shape before the fight, if he looks fat or slimy, just consider it a gooby win
>>154938565Nah, even spammy and sneed both were spamming and cheering for a first round sub for shartles. All started after the 'poor charles' meme. kek... GODpuria's greatness can make the most mortal enemies into friends.
>>154942348based shields LnPing Israel to a dominant decision
Most anons picked Ilia. You're making revisionist history for no reason beyond gossip. If I met you in person I would smash your head in with a rock.
>>154942660how's that goat pussy ahmed
filthy helwani freak
>>154942728Well tehn let it be kown; Im picking Gathje
>>154942804I am also picking Justin.
I'm team helmet gangster
>>154942064>He brazza jus liek me?
>>154930595why did they pause the fight because one guy got tired
>filthy helwani freak
>>154943013he took a massive shit and it was making the audience sick and he had to be taken out on the cuck board in shame
If we remember what Conor said in his last fight:>THIS IS NOT OVAAAAH..He still has to fight Poirier again. And Nate too to finish the trilogy.
I think Conor would handle Nathaniel Diath pretty easy in a third fight even with his wonk leg
Why has Daner been doing so much mainstream press over the past few weeks? He comes off poorly in all of them.
>>154941659Bro its 1000 times gayer than bjj idk where the wrestling based bjj gay meme comes from
>>154943128He's setting up a run for governor.
Gato fresco
1) Are there people on here who actually think Gaethje will win?2) Who has a better chance of winning between Gaethje and Conor?
>>154943305>2) Who has a better chance of winning between Gaethje and Conor?Obviously Conor. He can still crack and Max's chin has been deleted. Garth has zero chance vs Ilia.
what is manosphere brazza dis where other brazzas love brazzas?
>>154943305>he thinks a chickenlegged featherweight with a boxing stance can take darth garth's leg kicks
UFC but it's in the middle of a medieval show at the Excalibur circa 1994
>>154943366GaethG has taken knockouts that would kill most men and he's taken them multiple times, his ctemaxx is on a level topturo can't fathom
Conor heems maxConor heems gaethje (tittle holder)Ends the ufc contractConor heems some bum boxerConnor revengeheems poirier in mvpConor heems jake paul in his mma debut45yo connor heem the cte shadow nate in the trilogyWe can still have our fairytale ending goobybros
>>154927499Yan ended Merab's career. Merab can't even have a wrestling match without bleeding from his nose. The first punch to his nose in his next fight will have it leaking blood heavily, and a couple of punches after that it is going to look like it exploded on his face
Is greco roman superior to freestyle for aesthetics
How can she slap?
So Colby/Arman is all butt confirmed.
I just remembered that Mackenzie Dern is a UFC champions. When is she ever going to defend? Or is she hoping everyone just forgets?
>>154943937I didn't remember that desu
Muslim UFC fighters Manuel kape, Jake Matthews, sneako, and Alex Pereira
>>154944128>kids are taller than iliakek
I'm bored.
>>154944213Play Godhand
Tom ASSpinall will NEVER. EVER. Win an undisputed championship.
>nobody replies to me>feels like I'm just talking to a bunch of engagement bots each on their own random tangent
>>154944260Based leaf u chad
delicious food and a great atmosphere get ready to double leg into delicious at Tito's Cantina
>>154944458Hi :)
>>154943442Nah he bleeds out his nose in one round or another in every fight. Always been that way. He hasn't been able to breathe out of it in forever. Cazzie kek
>>154944563you just made that up
Justin. GODthje.
>>154944459
>>154943569>W-w-whhhoaaaohhh gee golly that line goes heggin fllippin hard!! Chills down my spine :eyebball-faggot-retard-emoji:If any of you type this emoji in reaction to something a UFC fighter says, you are a faggot. Your room is filled with ufc fighter funko pops. Your gf LITERALLY fucks other men. You think she's safe because you're dating a FAT sloppy slam piggy but she's not, I assure you. Guys with big dicks like me are fucking her silly out of spite for weaklings at the bottom of the gene pool. She's not visiting her parents this weekend Timmy, she's serving my COCK while you're redditing out and upvotiing your favorite marvel CHAMA quotes. The head is thinning of weakling sissy faggot bitches like you and it's because of me. Her fat whale carcass of a body will serve as the perfect breeding grounds for my spawn. And you will raise the little fuck thinking he's your own. But he's one of my many sons and he'll heem you stiff and stomp on your head in your sleep when you least expect it. Right over your ufc funko pops and Howler head liquor bottles.
I will not deadname Clitia any more
>>154944821>_>
>>154944497fUCK YOU
Yeah I'm a jacked Taiwanese boy whatup
fuckin FART!
>>154945259Can someone explain why this retard keeps typing this?
>>154944468his restaurant has shockingly good reviewsi would have assumed the place would be an actual trash fire given how fucking retarded he is
Poatan bros...it's not looking good. Maybe moving up to heavyweight was a mistake?
>>154945308He's literally a skinny fat CHINESE boy. Owned by his Xidaddy. He's upset all his wing wong boys LOST at PooFC China earlie and it embarrassed him very badly. So when he looks in the mirror, he pretends he's Taiwanese (and pretends it exists and isn't owned by Xidaddy) He pretends he's jacked but he's really just a skinny fat lanklet who's somehow 5'5.
Sucks how comedy has been hijacked by Joe and his unfunny baldies everyone says I'm funnier than a prime Dane cook
>>154945308Im not an retar
wmma should just slap in mma instead of punching air. its more natural for them plus its funnier to watch and who knows they might even sleem.
>>154945308it's funny
>>154945308Its his stim
Tallison Texeira gave Pereira trouble in sparring and he got slept by a real heavyweight contender. It's not looking good for Pereira.
I bet Alex is still too retarded to understand freemasonry kek Gane will likely dive due to this
Brilliant ground game Justin
>>154945433Wait it IS the guy that just got heemed by pavlovich. Kek... This is bad.
Heterosexual men like me rule the world
>a special rose for JustinTopturo is offering his culo?
>>154945320Tito has the kind of endearing retardation that only leads to success
Figgy bros....just how shit is ???? Who TF did this can even beat dude is fucking ass
>>154945537He's just not suited for Bantamweight. Too small.
For nearly 20 years Seung-Hui Cho’s takedown record has stood in the US record books. No outside interference, no referee help, no second fighter. Just a man and a mission. Stephen Paddock is said to have taken down more but it’s clear his takedowns were all a work inside the cage. Thats Vegas for ya tho, fight games a tough beast b. Rest in peace to the Original stun gun Seung-Hui Cho
Justin "The Streetlight" Gaethje
>>154945583Asian dudes just have tiny dicks I bet if he had my 7 and 3'/4 half he wouldn't have done this
I would have ristened to him, and that's what no one did.
>>154945610Halwg*
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>>154945635you tryna mayke me retarded b imma take your ass to the apex n show u what im talmbout >7 and 3 foot quarter half
>MIXED MARTIAL ARTS>UFCwhen I see big words I see red. les let hers les think. do ufc not mixed marital arts
Watching joes stand up and fuck it's bad dude just doesn't get it you can't be a roided up fuck and be a comedian you have to be a natty hung lad like me
China lose many, very weak
Next time have some class and post a patrician like Eliot Rogers instead the numbers doesn't even matter it's all about the kino lil bro
>>154945478>RIP ANTHONY JOHNSONpeloton is a soft ass bitch trying to fight at hw when he aint a dog like Rumble and never will be. peloton ass bitch
No way Joe is seriously this unfunny wow not one laugh during his entire special
Guys can we eas up vis an vis Asian hate please? Haha.
>>154944821Gringo Papi mogs burn the boats
Hep me godHep me pease
Future UFC flyweight champion Takaya Suzuki>21yo>heemed some 5-0 brazilian on UFC fight pass to become fury fc champ>has been fighting professionally in MMA since he was 16>moved to US to train with Kill Cliff FC a couple years ago>easily heemed some Mongolian prospect on road to UFC a couple days agoJoshua van your days are numbered. JAPAN will dominate the flyweight division like it or not.
niggas lowkenuinely picked pavlovich to beat big tom lmao
>>154945956>inb4 zero evolution past 22 keep an eye out for him in 12-14 years when he returns to the UFC for his second 2-4 run
>>154945975People hadn't realized how good Tom was at the time
tom cheated to find range because he is a talentless bitch
>>154946101Cope. Even rei tsuruya nearly heemed now.JAPAN prospects on rise125:>Rei tsuruya >Takaya suzuki135:>Kai Asakura >Rinya nakamura 145:>Keiichiro Nakamura>Kyoma Akimoto (20yo that heemed patchy mix in Rizin). He said he wants to stay in Rizin but who knows. I do think kape will heem horiguchi tho and tairas future is questionable.
>>154945641WW champion of the worldKhaBITCH still running KEK
>>154946114pavlovich is honestly lucky he beat derrick lewis. yes he's that shit.
>>154946146Cope? You named one legitimate fighter with five other cases of cope in the form of -Kura-Zulu-Ruyra (Akimoto is legit, but he also hasn’t hit the Japs early prime of 25). You know the Japanese track record, and how their fight IQ ages. You know these things, I believe you’re coping. Will Akimoto move up to heavyweight? (155)
>>154946190Akimoto has the least good wins out of these guys. Imo suzuki has the best potential because hes actually training out of kill cliff. Great footwork and insane speed on his punches and kicks. Even faster than asakura, his heem combo was so quick it was hard to see until the slow motion. Unlike taira/rei/rinya hes a talented striker who developed grappling. As for japan fight iq/development, horiguchi became a completely different fighter after going to ATT
That PAWG is gonna get dicked down by a BBC i fear
the gypsy is texting again
>>154946411shades of mania x7
>>154946259I’ll have to check this Suzuki guy out when the suns up. From what you’ve described I’d like to see him fight higher level opponents but with that you can break these fighters. Akimoto fought four times in 2025, and 2024. Let’s say he fights three times this year (already fought once) and finishes the year 14-1 going into age 21. Have him fight another three cans/aging names and by 22 he is 17-1. Now do they feed him three more cans so he can go into age 23 at 20-1 and set up a big fight with Razhabali Shaydullaev.. Akimoto would be 24, and Shaydullaev would be 29. I want them to feed Akimoto to Shaydullaev now to see how legit he is at 20 and if he gets better or is fucked up lol>As for japan fight iq/development, horiguchi became a completely different fighter after going to ATTMike Brown fixes people, can’t argue any of that. Will he be a champ tho? We will see. I should go to ATT. You should go to ATT.
everyone knows gaethje is going to knock ilias head off and send him to rizin
i want to see shaydullaev in the ufc but its impossible to gauge his potential success because he's been fighting absolute shitters in rizin his entire career
what is wrong with me
>>154946720look in the mirror and ask that question b then you just might see me
what is wrong with you
>>154946720ur finngolian bsame thing been wrong with you since day 1
once you eliminate all other pathsthe only way left to go is forward
reaching for a grecian tragedy for help if i ever seen one's forehead on the lower level
the last thing topturio will ever see is gaethjes shin
>>154946762>>154946834yeah maybe your right guy*wakes and bakes*
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH METWO NOTHING WRONG WITH METHREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>>154946998unc is chopped and cooked ilia sliming his ahh
LET THE 'MALIS HIT THE FLOORLET THE MANNET HIT THE FLOORLET THE JUTSKUT HIT THE FLOOR(honorable mentions to svedut eestit ryssät kemalit bob marleyt and of course fucking indians)
you were covered under kemali
darren till should box the streamer boy don't they have hard norff versus soft souff beef book it jakey
*places a rose in the thread*
why are we not farming lapland for heemers
>ilia it appears you are left without a rose >please say your final goodbyes and exit the house >for the rest of you that means—
JDM exposed boxers for being sissies that can't take leg kicks. Justin is the quintessential leg kicker. Do the friggen math genius.
>>154947124I've actually trained with a couple of heemers from lapland
Weidman vs Colby is going viral. I wasn't initially sure about Real American Freestyle but it looks like they've really hit their strides.
ilia bout to be crying back home, am I right Miami?
>>154947189really lol >>154947203cazziemali late to the hulkster brother party dude
>>154940048Was Overeem that good?
>>154947316is shara?
>>154947316yes. whats next?
Colby 3 4 5
>>154947326>>154947342>>154947353>>154947368>You'll do this again...>Time is a flat circle.
YOU WILL BE MY BONUS
not seeing anything in the unified rules against pantsing your opponent. youll know its me when i enter with a single, transition to a pantsing and finish with a wet willy and noogie combo until they verbally submit. some think they are weight bullies but im just a bully
Pantsing Gane on the casa blanca lawn
why doesn't anyone use the mandible claw in ufcmma
They really shouldn't let Max fight anymore when his CTE is already this bad.
Max will prove that spending hours a day playing virtual slot machines can reverse the effects of CTE
what's next for tom aspinall
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during a scramble youre telling me none of these guys know how to hit a sharpshooter? merab could do it but he is too pussy
BJ Penn is home, you think Max checked in on the GOAT? Of course not Max is an imposter
>>154947549>the agency in questionthings really going from aspinbad to aspinworse for ole tommy
my soul is being raped right now
>>154947169>Justin is the quintessential leg kickerleg kicked dustin 50 times and max 30 times and got kod by bothjustin's leg kicks are overrated
what? ganes talkin' shit now like he didn't get dropped by tai tuivasa? shut up bud!
>>154947753Dustin was limping around the octagon like he had a shit in his diaper and Max checked most of the kicks. He's known for his leg kick volume and all you said is that he threw a lot of kicks in those fights, I don't even get your point.
china lose many fight very weak
>>154927499>Trevor Wittman, I got a special Rose for you too.
>>154947805justin gaethje does not have a single finish by way of leg kick in the ufche just has joe rogan on comentary yelling "OHHHHHHHH THAT LEG'S TOAST MAN!"
>>154947549Why doesn't Gane ever grow out his hair?
>>154947874Garthe has only fought ranked opponents. Only retarded ass scrubs get finished with leg kicks. Name a good fighter that has been leg kick finished.
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>>154947549gane is speaking. listen and learn
>>154948080alright I listened and learned that he's an arrogant prick
gane has a giant prick? yeah we know dude.
Juan Covington! now that Covington was a killer
Gane be like "You want the big baguette?" and I be like "WTF no" and walk away and then Gane would be supersad because he actually bought a big baguette that he wanted to share with a fren
Ilia gives a rose to trump. The latter shits all over him in a horrific way
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