Let's All Cheer for the Mariners Editionprev: >>154915690
The robot is the Mariners, the Asians are the rest of the mlb
Cal Raleigh has a .161 batting average
S..o....x
>white sox have an autist in the boothjesus christ
>>154930441There's actually a small illegal Mexican child in there, so sad.
>>154930552>Jack ReinsdorfGee, who does he know that got him into the booth?But seriously, this is more painful than when Benetti ate food on camera.
>>154930585If he's so sad, why can't he stop dancing?
>>154930552I tuned in when you mentioned it, jesus christ that's cringe.
>>154930552Tigers White Sox is like Dodgers PadresWhy didn’t anyone hype this up?
>>154930552Why are they doing this?
>>154930714Tigers-Clevedians and White Sox-Twins are a bigger deal IMO.
i lasted 3 seconds listening to that kid before i physically couldnt
>>154930324My pirates need a win today
>>154930794This must be the owner's grandkid or something. Same last name.
>>154930552>that 3rd out Commentary while the guy is talking about struggling with autismlmao this shit is great
autism speaks...poorly.
>>154930807Yeah, because its been too long since the White Sox were competitive, right?
>team loses meaningless game>SELL THE TEAM SELL THE TEAM>tarps off broo haha sell the team!!!why are they like this
im glad my strain of autism just makes me shitpost and self-isolate instead of not being able to physically get thru a conversation
....don't take tylenol while pregnant bros
>>154930923The Sox won the division more recently than the Tigers.
What do Soxfriends think of Nishida so far?
>almost June>his club is still not a top-right quadrant club on the verge of 40 wins
>let’s all cheer for the mariners Two steps ahead of you buddy!
>>154931332I like watching him play, but I don't know how much staying power he has.
>>154931342Fish ain't bitin', anon
>>154931275
>>154931342>Rockies have eternally bad pitching>Why yes we should put a major league team in Salt Lake City
>>154931332What does Jed Hoyer think of Seiya Suzuki's negative impact on the Cubs and not hitting in the right situations, like with RISP, while the White Sox stumble upon international all-stars in about six months?
>>154931342My club will have 40 wins by tomorrow
he doesn't hit them far but he hits them where the grass is lonely
Genuine question for /mlb/Do you blame Jerry Reinsdorf for Murakami getting injured?
>>154931751His last two ABs have been hot garbage.
>>154931590SLC is 1000 feet lower than Denver. Elevation wouldn’t be as big an issue at 4200 feet.
>>154931879i blame ohtani
>>154931584>those libtard white women guzzling Tylenol to pwn the drumpf
>>154931342>his club exists in the 'other quadrants'
>>154931879>>154931951this
>>154931879I blame Ohtani.
Salary floor with a soft cap tethered to inflation where exceeding it comes with elevating taxes that go into revenue sharing.
this autist lmao, this is what i imagine mariner fans sound like talking about 2001
>>154931879jerry deserves heat for organizational failures but you cant blame him for a freak hamstring injury
revenue share this bussy
>>154932202OH OKAY SO WHY DOES /MLB/ BLAME ARTE EVERY TIME TROUT GET'S INJURED?
Something funny happened to England because the catalog is flooded with ngubu threads.
>>154930467I need an afillin'!
>>154932320I blame Ohtani.
>>154932320pfma
>>154932320wow i didn't even think about it that way..
>>154932320because arte refused to build a deep roster for a decade so trout had to carry the entire franchise on his back until his body broke down.
>>154932120And a 2nd cap 150 million or so above that soft cap where if you cross it you can only sign guys for the league minimum.
>>154932320>>154932399I could use it...
>>154932332arsenal lost the european championship to paris st-germain in penalty kicks
>>154932545Please rape me
>>154932455Murakami carried the White Sox for a couple of months and already broke downmaybe he should've listened to Recker..
>>154932545>arse analthere's no way that's a real team
>>154932621i beg you...
>>154931386Either trade bait or bench rider? Hopefully he's more than that for you guys. >>154931725You gotta give them Cubbies a chance. You just gotta.
I work 5:30 pm to 5:30 am
This is not a soccer friendly genny take it to one of the 1000 3rd world brownoid threads on the catty
>>154932545Is that a big deal?
>>154932752This. Also we're watching college softball right now. Lady Vols pitcher has a great ... form.. heh
>>154932752this is an evolving country if our doyers hermanos want to talk about soccer deal with it buddy
>>154932621two months is a soft tissue fluke not a breakdown and if he actually had to carry the team that literally proves jerry didnt build enough roster depth anyway
>>154932861Not in this genny, paco. Take a hike
>>154932783many suicides expected throughout the uk, yes
Can someone please fucking explain how the Giants lost yesterday!? They had a fucking like 3 run lead with their closer on the mound against the fucking Rockies! Fucking how?
>>154930467he's just a boy goddamnit
>>154932723we gotta start killing the people who generate this slop
Softball is on.
>>154932965I didn't watch but I'll assume it was my boy Micky Moniak being elite again
>>154932783its their world series
>>154932920>that literally proves jerry didnt build enough roster depth anywayhow do you know?they're undefeated since murakami got injured
>>154933057the only ai memes i like are the img2img ones because theyre neat
>>154933097Yep. Big goon sesh underway
>>154930441very uppity for a .500 team
>>154931584Kek Tylenol backpedaled
>>154932965Shaka...when the walls fell...
>>154933106he didn't play
>>154933097Their asses are way too big
I’m glad baseball doesn’t have this unironic foaming at the mouth over the race of the guy that comes up short like I’m seeing in the rest of /sp/ right now
>>154932545So all the Brits beat their wives and girlfriends when this happens?
>arrogant poortugal venezuelano>calling other users uppity
>>154933255I'm pretty sure recker's ass would make me foam at the mouth no matter what color it was.
>>154931342meanwhile the guards lost their houston series
>>154933238The Vols pitcher has a nice slender ass by softball standards. I'd like to sniff it as well
>>154933255but we all love to dunk on ohtani's chinese ass for not showing up in the postseason
>>154932089>>154931342>OPS>ERAunc...where is wRC+? where is FIP?
BUNTGODS
we need recker more than ever
>>154933330Up your azz. Retard.
>reckerdamn near killed her
>>154933386get with the times, unc
Looks like they might be cropping asses today.
>>154933407you have to be at least 40 years old to post here
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>>154933411>ratings drop 90%"How did this happen!?"
Randal Grichuk everybodyWhat a gaffe turned gem
White Sox getting breaded and deep fried by the umps.
>>154933411>Texas techwhat technologies are they working on?
>>154933149thats a 2 game sample size against the baby tigers not a championship roster
>it's april>two months is a soft tissue fluke(YOU ARE HERE)>damn, cleveland really is gonna win it all
some are calling him "El White Mariano"
>>154933411Please do not post anxiety inducing content
What are they guarding?
I really wish girls wore dresses more often.
