Let's All Cheer for the Mariners Editionprev: >>154915690
The robot is the Mariners, the Asians are the rest of the mlb
Cal Raleigh has a .161 batting average
S..o....x
>white sox have an autist in the boothjesus christ
>>154930441There's actually a small illegal Mexican child in there, so sad.
>>154930552>Jack ReinsdorfGee, who does he know that got him into the booth?But seriously, this is more painful than when Benetti ate food on camera.
>>154930585If he's so sad, why can't he stop dancing?
>>154930552I tuned in when you mentioned it, jesus christ that's cringe.
>>154930552Tigers White Sox is like Dodgers PadresWhy didn’t anyone hype this up?
>>154930552Why are they doing this?
>>154930714Tigers-Clevedians and White Sox-Twins are a bigger deal IMO.
i lasted 3 seconds listening to that kid before i physically couldnt
>>154930324My pirates need a win today
>>154930794This must be the owner's grandkid or something. Same last name.
>>154930552>that 3rd out Commentary while the guy is talking about struggling with autismlmao this shit is great
autism speaks...poorly.
>>154930807Yeah, because its been too long since the White Sox were competitive, right?
>team loses meaningless game>SELL THE TEAM SELL THE TEAM>tarps off broo haha sell the team!!!why are they like this
im glad my strain of autism just makes me shitpost and self-isolate instead of not being able to physically get thru a conversation
....don't take tylenol while pregnant bros
>>154930923The Sox won the division more recently than the Tigers.
What do Soxfriends think of Nishida so far?
>almost June>his club is still not a top-right quadrant club on the verge of 40 wins
>let’s all cheer for the mariners Two steps ahead of you buddy!
>>154931332I like watching him play, but I don't know how much staying power he has.
>>154931342Fish ain't bitin', anon
>>154931275
>>154931342>Rockies have eternally bad pitching>Why yes we should put a major league team in Salt Lake City
>>154931332What does Jed Hoyer think of Seiya Suzuki's negative impact on the Cubs and not hitting in the right situations, like with RISP, while the White Sox stumble upon international all-stars in about six months?
>>154931342My club will have 40 wins by tomorrow
he doesn't hit them far but he hits them where the grass is lonely
Genuine question for /mlb/Do you blame Jerry Reinsdorf for Murakami getting injured?
>>154931751His last two ABs have been hot garbage.
>>154931590SLC is 1000 feet lower than Denver. Elevation wouldn’t be as big an issue at 4200 feet.
>>154931879i blame ohtani
>>154931584>those libtard white women guzzling Tylenol to pwn the drumpf
>>154931342>his club exists in the 'other quadrants'
>>154931879>>154931951this
>>154931879I blame Ohtani.
Salary floor with a soft cap tethered to inflation where exceeding it comes with elevating taxes that go into revenue sharing.
this autist lmao, this is what i imagine mariner fans sound like talking about 2001
>>154931879jerry deserves heat for organizational failures but you cant blame him for a freak hamstring injury
revenue share this bussy
>>154932202OH OKAY SO WHY DOES /MLB/ BLAME ARTE EVERY TIME TROUT GET'S INJURED?
Something funny happened to England because the catalog is flooded with ngubu threads.
>>154930467I need an afillin'!
>>154932320I blame Ohtani.
>>154932320pfma
>>154932320wow i didn't even think about it that way..
>>154932320because arte refused to build a deep roster for a decade so trout had to carry the entire franchise on his back until his body broke down.
>>154932120And a 2nd cap 150 million or so above that soft cap where if you cross it you can only sign guys for the league minimum.
>>154932320>>154932399I could use it...
>>154932332arsenal lost the european championship to paris st-germain in penalty kicks
>>154932545Please rape me
>>154932455Murakami carried the White Sox for a couple of months and already broke downmaybe he should've listened to Recker..
>>154932545>arse analthere's no way that's a real team
>>154932621i beg you...
>>154931386Either trade bait or bench rider? Hopefully he's more than that for you guys. >>154931725You gotta give them Cubbies a chance. You just gotta.
I work 5:30 pm to 5:30 am
This is not a soccer friendly genny take it to one of the 1000 3rd world brownoid threads on the catty
>>154932545Is that a big deal?
>>154932752This. Also we're watching college softball right now. Lady Vols pitcher has a great ... form.. heh
>>154932752this is an evolving country if our doyers hermanos want to talk about soccer deal with it buddy
>>154932621two months is a soft tissue fluke not a breakdown and if he actually had to carry the team that literally proves jerry didnt build enough roster depth anyway
>>154932861Not in this genny, paco. Take a hike
>>154932783many suicides expected throughout the uk, yes
Can someone please fucking explain how the Giants lost yesterday!? They had a fucking like 3 run lead with their closer on the mound against the fucking Rockies! Fucking how?
>>154930467he's just a boy goddamnit
>>154932723we gotta start killing the people who generate this slop
Softball is on.
>>154932965I didn't watch but I'll assume it was my boy Micky Moniak being elite again
>>154932783its their world series
>>154932920>that literally proves jerry didnt build enough roster depth anywayhow do you know?they're undefeated since murakami got injured
>>154933057the only ai memes i like are the img2img ones because theyre neat
>>154933097Yep. Big goon sesh underway
>>154930441very uppity for a .500 team
>>154931584Kek Tylenol backpedaled
>>154932965Shaka...when the walls fell...
>>154933106he didn't play
>>154933097Their asses are way too big
I’m glad baseball doesn’t have this unironic foaming at the mouth over the race of the guy that comes up short like I’m seeing in the rest of /sp/ right now
>>154932545So all the Brits beat their wives and girlfriends when this happens?
>arrogant poortugal venezuelano>calling other users uppity
>>154933255I'm pretty sure recker's ass would make me foam at the mouth no matter what color it was.
>>154931342meanwhile the guards lost their houston series
>>154933238The Vols pitcher has a nice slender ass by softball standards. I'd like to sniff it as well
>>154933255but we all love to dunk on ohtani's chinese ass for not showing up in the postseason
>>154932089>>154931342>OPS>ERAunc...where is wRC+? where is FIP?
BUNTGODS
we need recker more than ever
>>154933330Up your azz. Retard.
>reckerdamn near killed her
>>154933386get with the times, unc
Looks like they might be cropping asses today.
>>154933407you have to be at least 40 years old to post here
>>154933411
>>154933411>ratings drop 90%"How did this happen!?"
Randal Grichuk everybodyWhat a gaffe turned gem
White Sox getting breaded and deep fried by the umps.
>>154933411>Texas techwhat technologies are they working on?
>>154933149thats a 2 game sample size against the baby tigers not a championship roster
>it's april>two months is a soft tissue fluke(YOU ARE HERE)>damn, cleveland really is gonna win it all
some are calling him "El White Mariano"
>>154933411Please do not post anxiety inducing content
What are they guarding?
I really wish girls wore dresses more often.
>>154933933DeLauter's virginity
>fagber valdezkek, so where is skubal going in august?
>>154933948You can start by putting them on
>>154934002to the corner of Carnegie and Ontario
Europeans tricked me into watching soccer again
>>154933704>>154933149are White Sox fans going to be the plan trusters of the MLB? is Jerry draining the swamp?
>euro champion ship>1-1 semen slop>ngubus everywhere>professional misses "penalty kick"ermm guys
>>154934126i fucked her
how the fuck do the people in field seats tolerate the netting going so much further now
Sit the FUCK down
Pope sox bros?
>>154934041>>154934126only browns watch soccer
>>154934204Praying for Mune
It's O time
>>154934205and la creaturas that look like this
>>154934204It's so over.
>>154933948There are so many types of clothes I wish women would wear more. Dresses, knee highs, thigh highs, rompers, garters, chokers, corsets… instead only trannies wear these and real women just wear fucking yoga pants and t shirts and loose hoodiesWe live in an evil satanic world
>>154934205Your people love it and they’re not brown
>>154934205might be worse than apehoop i fear...
>>154934041Retard. You're exiled from this genny for 7 days until you are clean.
>>154934248Skirts especially. But yeah, yoga pants have pretty much ruined my enjoyment of life and fleeting respect for women.
>>154933948Move to a city. I was out last night and I saw so many women dressed to the 9s.
Framber fucking sucks kek!
I am a cubs girl and I don't just dress to please men.
You will never be a woman.
Quero?
EDGAR QUERO STRIKES AGAINFIRST AGAINST THE CUBSNOW AGAINST THE TIGERS
>>154934333>>154934329>literally have a player named queer
>>154934277Denmark is more of a cycling/handball nation
>5 inning framber
>>154934327that isnt settled science
When will the Tiggies pull the trigger on trading Skubal?
>>154934246Never blackpill
>>154934292I’m not going anywhere
Which league has zestier players, NBA or MLB? These celebrations and gestures are gay as fuck.
>>154934358You should see what the backup catcher's name is
>>154934393wtf chat is this real?
>benching poostin riley>retard gook kim still benched>based oldfag Perez on the moundYeah, I'm thinking win #40 is in the bag.
>>154934378they probably need to wait until he looks healthy again so teams aren’t shook by the injury.
>>154934126Bro just wait we got over a month of this shit clogging up /sp/
>>154934393>>154934413its fake.
>browsing outer /sp/I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
Nishida is bretty gud.
>>154934302Yoga pants are the female equivalent of a guy wearing baggy basketball shorts or cargo shorts and ill fitting graphic tees. Who the actual FUCK psyopped them into thinking it’s acceptable to wear in public?
>>154934423He's not going to be playing before the deadline is he?
How gay do you have to be to not like a perfect ass in yoga pants?
>>154934490Cargo shorts are based. Guys in sweatpants are cringe.
>>154934477He makes good contact. I hate that they keep making him bunt.
>>154934490>cargo shorts and ill fitting graphic teethats a distinguished look though.
kek did anyone get a screencap of Valdez sitting on the bench?
>>154934510Autism speaks
>>154934490I don't like your attitude buddy.
>>15493450699% of women don’t have a perfect ass though. Yoga pants look like shit on most women
>>154934490They need them to hide their grotesque fat figures. It's shapewear, not yoga pants. In the 90s, 'yoga pants' were looser fitting. Today's shapewear ilserves the same purpose as instagram filters and camera angle frauding
NISHIDA
>twins have multiple roster spots open>still DFA a 25 year old pitcher because he's having a bad start>keep guys like Outman on the team even though he's been terrible for multiple years straight before he even joined the twinsso what's the plan?
>>154934477>asian player does anything>wow he's so goodit's like how Dodgers fans try to force Kim to be a thing
>>154934490I love wearing khakis with anime t-shirts
what game are /we/ watching right now, and why?
>>154934607Someone post that "player, player japan with the white sox caps on it" image
>>154934568Confucious say perfect is the enemy of good enough
maybe women would wear dresses more often if white men didn't rape them all the time...
>>154934620Orioles because I hate myself
>>154934506It's usually a very sad ass strangled into a nice shape by the yoga pants
>>154934620RayngelsRaynkees fish
>>154934620Tennessee vs Texas Tech
>>154934393I saw this in the final thread too, I can't believe it's real
>>154934628
SAM THE MAN
>>154934650Don't date a woman with a flabby ass. If it's making an ass look better, who cares?
>>154934607Doyers make everyone a thing.>fweddie>big fly ohtani san>teo/teio!>mookie slap
>>154934708>good players shouldn't be celebrated
>>154934568I dated a girl with a perfect, 10/10 butt, like it was sculpted by God himself… and she never wore yoga pants, ever.
>>154934708>big fly ohtani sandoyers invented that?
>>154934496 That's terrible news for Detroit if they plan to move him. Injured players don't get traded for large packages, anyway, because that's a huge liability. Hinch said he'll be activated June 17, which would give him until August 3 or roughly 1 or 2 starts to show that he's ready to play at a competitive level
>An illegal pitch at a youth baseball game in Kansas City over Memorial Day weekend has resulted in a lifetime suspension for the coach and a five-year suspension for his son, the pitcher.Well excuse me, I thought this was AMERICA
>>154934708I say these
>>154934734reddit
>>154934761he used a spit ball
Why does Vlad Jr constantly need to change his glove?
>>154934734>ohtranny>good
>he doubted my brew crewngmi
>>154934749You know they didn't
>blew fagsmussenkek bases juiced for the ORLANDO MICKEY RAYS
>>154934801Ohtani 2 ringsHow many rings does your favorite player have?
>>154934749Dodgerchads invented <thing>tani
who are these bums batting behind trout?
>>1549348322
>>154934832kek seething
>>154934832Schwarber also has 2 rings
>>15493483210, now fuck off.
oh(verrated)tani
0-4tani
>>154930467We have been hitting better without him. should have sold him off during the off season when people were still meme’ing his 1 fluke season
COLSON
a GRAND SLAM for the angels against the rays
>>154934761Watched the video, this kid did a full wind up and threw the ball right into the opposing team dugout after his dad told him to lmao
WADE FUCKING MECKLERGRAND FUCKING SLAM
He's literally me
GET MECK'D
A MECKLERIAN BLAST
>>154934904Grandpa is that you?
now that the mickey mouse magic luck has worn off who’s going to stop the yankees in the al?
>>154934904None of those count, sorry bud
for me it's the Boston Red Sox
>>154934960Astros
BENINTENDI?!?!WHAT IS THIS TEAM
>>154934937fires are better at night
can't believe chourios glove betrayed him like that
BOGEY GOES BOOM
Are the White Sox actually world series contenders?
>>154934970not many are saying this
>>154935018>beating up on the skuballess kitties>world series contenders
>>154934977possible, that division is wide open
Has Fernando Tatis Jr hit a home run yet?
The Seattle Mariners are the Arsenal of baseball. No titles.
>>154935036they had framber valdez their no. 2 starter today
I'm sad, I couldn't go to the Cubs @ Cads game today because my new AIDS meds need more time to kick in maybe next month...
watching Yandy Diaz, Nick Kurtz, and Ben Rice go blow for blow for an all-star selection is going to be so fun. Josh Naylor is ass.
>>154935056kek>beating the Tigers missing their best player is like winning the world series to who sux fans
Seems the Vols have selected for smaller asses. Could be a new meta
>Luisangel Acuna 14 pitch walkWhat the fug
>he had a 7 ERA but his made up numbers were good
>>154935078cool it with the racism dude
>>154934754I mean he's a rental anyway so it's not going to be as big as if they traded him at the start of the year.
How long until Meckler comes crashing down to Earth? Every now and then some player comes to the Angels gets really hot. The fanbase loves him then he turns to shit
>>154935039lol
>>154935049they are just as reddit too
>>154935082You do realize the White Sox have also been missing their best player for the entire season?
Red Sox are so dissapointing
